#hell in a handbasket

[birdsaretoddlers]

Hello I think it would be EXTREMELY funny if Alastor’s mother knew already and he went through all of this for nothing. And she bugged him about finding a boyfriend until he got so fed up he just admitted that actually he killed and ate people sorry

don't worry bestie I will take this in only the funniest direction

[blue-velvet-valentina]

The world is so upside down, I just sometimes feel like I wanna go to sleep and never awake up.

[chronivore]

1989

[birdsaretoddlers]

Jesus Christ

JESUS CHRIST

THAT WAS HILARIOUS

AWESOME

i was in the car while reading your new fic AND I COULDNT LAUGH CUZ THERE WAS MY DAD BUT GOD HOW I WANTED TO

i still can't stop smiling my cheeks hurt

after Alastor's last line my brain immidiatly imaged that before he said that (and while he was thinking what to say) he stared at Angel for a moment haha. my brain is so silly

💖

THERE WERE LIKE 80 OTHER THINGS HE COULD HAVE SAID IN THAT MOMENT AND HE MANAGED TO PICK THE W O R S T LIE OUT OF THE BUNCH

[writeshite]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEE I need to see a Cowboy! Reader x Eddie/Vemon scenario. PLEASE you dont understand my obsession with this, Venom fancying Reader's hat and boots, while eddie is just getting the pounding of his life being held up by readers lariat rope (that is definitely going to leave rope burns, arguably worth it) PLEASE IM LITERALLY BEGGING YOU, Eddie and Venom definitely laugh at Reader's southern accent asking him to pronounce different things only to burst into laughter...

(also venom def ate readers horse as an excuse for him to stay)

“Your hat and boots are cool,” Venom complimented you, affectionately licking your cheek.

“If you like, I can get you your own pair, darlin’,” you chuckle, “little devil like you deserves something pretty.”

Eddie struggled, miffed at the casual conversation happening as he was filled on both ends, his body hogtied, and the rope burns no doubt well set; Venom had shut up his whining with a thick tendril right down his throat. You’d had yet to tire out and still had a lot of energy to work off. "What's the matter there, Eddie?"

He whimpered in response, choking on Venom, you patted his cheek with a smile and carried on fucking him without a care in the world.

[royalshadowhunter]

Watching Colin propose:

Watching the teaser for the next four episodes:

[murfpersonalblog]

Castlevania Nocturne, Season 2

Abbot Emmanuel Renard: Maria, I never wanted to hurt you! I only wanted to protect the kingdom of God! Juste Belmont: Maria, this isn't what your mother wants! Maria Renard: How do YOU know what my mother wants!? Juste: She sent me here to stop you. Maria: WHY? Juste: Because you're good, Maria! Your power is a force for good in the world, not for killing stupid old men! Maria: Most of what's bad in the world is because of STUPID. OLD. MEN!

-- Castlevania Nocturne 2x4: "Monstrous Things"

[gramarobin]

Courtesy of @kcg69

[birdsaretoddlers]

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!!

Fanart for To Hell in a Hand-Basketcase by @birdsaretoddlers, in which Alastor’s mother is confused as to why her son is in Hell and he needs an in-the moment explanation that isn’t ’I killed and ate people’.

[frnkiebby]

yeah…so uh…..the braincells have exited stage right…~🎃

[respectthepetty]

Gentle reminder

Top absolutely knows who knows.

When my fellow sluts finally put their braincells together . . .

Nicolas, my #2, my rookie, my good ass country song - I'm giving you one episode to be in your feelings, two tops, because we have other shit to deal with.

Way bigger shit.

Put on your big girl panties. Shit's about to get rough.

[spacekid-lox]

Saying this again, but Hell in a Handbasket by Voltaire. Good songs.

Listen to Goodbye Lulu (PT. 2). DaysNDaze.

[thearchivaljinglebeast]

Donald "Krasnov" Trump???

[birdsaretoddlers]

That new fic you posted is so funny i'm going insane. It's legitamly so funny and really well written!! thank you for posting it and i hope you have a great day!

i wrote it from midnight to 4am so i really think that adds to the hilarity of it all tbh