#hell in a handbasket

[birdsaretoddlers]

Hello I think it would be EXTREMELY funny if Alastor’s mother knew already and he went through all of this for nothing. And she bugged him about finding a boyfriend until he got so fed up he just admitted that actually he killed and ate people sorry

don't worry bestie I will take this in only the funniest direction

[thoughtlessarse]

Donald Trump’s new term as US president poses a grave threat to the planet if it blows up the international effort to curb dangerous global heating, stunned climate experts have warned in the wake of his decisive election victory. Trump’s return to the White House is widely expected to result in the US, yet again, exiting the Paris climate agreement and may even remove American involvement in the underpinning United Nations framework to deal with the climate crisis. While campaigning for president, Trump has called climate change “a big hoax”, scorned wind energy and electric cars and vowed to gut environmental rules and the “green new scam” of the Inflation Reduction Act, a major bill passed by Democrats to support clean energy projects. Trump’s agenda, analysts have found, risks adding several billion tonnes of extra heat-trapping gases to the atmosphere, further imperiling goals to stave off disastrous global heating that governments are already failing to meet. Michael Mann, a climate scientist at the University of Pennsylvania, said that the US is now a “failed democracy” and that “we now pose a major threat to the planet.” The election result will send shockwaves through annual UN climate talks that start in Azerbaijan on Monday. “The election of a climate denier to the US presidency is extremely dangerous for the world,” said Bill Hare, a senior scientist at Climate Analytics, who warned a Trump administration would likely “damage efforts” to keep the world from heating by more than 1.5C above pre-industrial levels, a Paris target that now appears even further out of reach. While Joe Biden’s administration will send a delegation to the Cop29 summit next week, this will be overshadowed by an incoming Trump government that threatens to disengage with other major carbon emitters, such as China, to address the climate crisis. “The nation and world can expect the incoming Trump administration to take a wrecking ball to global climate diplomacy,” said Rachel Cleetus, policy director at the Union of Concerned Scientists.

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[aries-rising-on-an-aquarius-tide]

"The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket, but I got a grade-A fucking and don't particularly care."

[chronivore]

1989

[birdsaretoddlers]

Jesus Christ

JESUS CHRIST

THAT WAS HILARIOUS

AWESOME

i was in the car while reading your new fic AND I COULDNT LAUGH CUZ THERE WAS MY DAD BUT GOD HOW I WANTED TO

i still can't stop smiling my cheeks hurt

after Alastor's last line my brain immidiatly imaged that before he said that (and while he was thinking what to say) he stared at Angel for a moment haha. my brain is so silly

💖

THERE WERE LIKE 80 OTHER THINGS HE COULD HAVE SAID IN THAT MOMENT AND HE MANAGED TO PICK THE W O R S T LIE OUT OF THE BUNCH

[thoughtlessarse]

At least 24 previously impossible heatwaves have struck communities across the planet, a new assessment has shown, providing stark evidence of how severely human-caused global heating is supercharging extreme weather. The impossible heatwaves have taken lives across North America, Europe and Asia, with scientific analyses showing that they would have had virtually zero chance of happening without the extra heat trapped by fossil fuel emissions. Further studies have assessed how much worse global heating has made the consequences of extreme weather, with shocking results. Millions of people, and many thousands of newborn babies, would not have died prematurely without the extra human-caused heat, according to the estimates. In total, studies calculating the role of the climate crisis in what are now unnatural disasters show 550 heatwaves, floods, storms, droughts and wildfires have been made significantly more severe or more frequent by global heating. This roll-call of suffering is only a glimpse of the true damage, however. Most extreme weather events have not been analysed by scientists. The new database of hundreds of studies that analyse the role of global heating in extreme weather was compiled by the website Carbon Brief and shared with the Guardian. It is the only comprehensive assessment and provides overwhelming proof that the climate emergency is here today, taking lives and livelihoods in all corners of the world. The studies have examined the impacts resulting from about 1.3C of global heating to date. The prospect of 2.5C to 3.0C, which is where the world is headed, is therefore catastrophic, warn the scientists. They urge the world’s nations meeting at the Cop29 climate summit in Azerbaijan to deliver deep and rapid cuts to carbon emissions and to fund the protection desperately needed by many communities against now-inevitable climate disasters.

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[thelonelyfirefly]

You’re on dating apps, I know you are. You are 100% and irrefutably over me and I’m still fucking stuck in your memories. It’s cruel.

[dwuerch-blog]

Go to Hell, Satan!

Go to Hell, Satan!

Yikes! Donna! You don’t talk like that! I don’t, but maybe I should! Actually, that title refers to Dolly’s new song from her recent Christmas special, “Dolly Parton’s Mountain Magic Christmas”. In the middle of the song, she exclaims: “Brothers and Sisters! I’m here to tell you that Satan is real and walking amongst us trying to destroy everything that is good and beautiful. He wants to break…

[writeshite]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEE I need to see a Cowboy! Reader x Eddie/Vemon scenario. PLEASE you dont understand my obsession with this, Venom fancying Reader's hat and boots, while eddie is just getting the pounding of his life being held up by readers lariat rope (that is definitely going to leave rope burns, arguably worth it) PLEASE IM LITERALLY BEGGING YOU, Eddie and Venom definitely laugh at Reader's southern accent asking him to pronounce different things only to burst into laughter...

(also venom def ate readers horse as an excuse for him to stay)

“Your hat and boots are cool,” Venom complimented you, affectionately licking your cheek.

“If you like, I can get you your own pair, darlin’,” you chuckle, “little devil like you deserves something pretty.”

Eddie struggled, miffed at the casual conversation happening as he was filled on both ends, his body hogtied, and the rope burns no doubt well set; Venom had shut up his whining with a thick tendril right down his throat. You’d had yet to tire out and still had a lot of energy to work off. "What's the matter there, Eddie?"

He whimpered in response, choking on Venom, you patted his cheek with a smile and carried on fucking him without a care in the world.

[royalshadowhunter]

Watching Colin propose:

Watching the teaser for the next four episodes:

[gramarobin]

Courtesy of @kcg69

[frnkiebby]

yeah…so uh…..the braincells have exited stage right…~🎃

[respectthepetty]

Gentle reminder

Top absolutely knows who knows.

When my fellow sluts finally put their braincells together . . .

Nicolas, my #2, my rookie, my good ass country song - I'm giving you one episode to be in your feelings, two tops, because we have other shit to deal with.

Way bigger shit.

Put on your big girl panties. Shit's about to get rough.

[birdsaretoddlers]

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!!

Fanart for To Hell in a Hand-Basketcase by @birdsaretoddlers, in which Alastor’s mother is confused as to why her son is in Hell and he needs an in-the moment explanation that isn’t ’I killed and ate people’.