#love some platonic bitchkiller

[im-a-mess-of-a-person]

how the marauders & co. would dance

james: he’s so confident that he looks cool even when he’s doing stupid moves, which is most of the time. he always looks really relaxed and chill. when he really gets into it though, he’s gooooddd, and no one can look away.

sirius: he had to learn ballroom dancing when he was younger, so he has really good rhythm. ho matter what other moves he’s doing, his hips are always swinging with the beat, and it drives remus insane. he’s also just a realllyyy good dancer over all

remus: he thinks he’s an awful dancer so he won’t do it at all unless he’s drunk. but even when he finally loosens up a little, he’s still kind of stiff and self conscious. it’s kind of adorable though. he’ll dance when sirius drags him out to the floor.

peter: he has so many fun dance moves that make everyone laugh. they’re lowkey impressive though like i feel like he would randomly be able to breakdance really well and everyone is just like ??? he definitely can’t slow dance for anything though.

mary: she should be illegal. she is an absolute goddess. hips, shoulders, butt… she is a master and she knows it. she loves to dance and show off, especially for lily. she’s also always wearing the perfect clothes that swish and flow with her body.

lily: she can dance, and she knows it. she doesn’t usually go too hard until she’s had something to drink, and her moves slowly become for suggestive. lowkey feel like she had a ten things i hate about you dancing on the table moment one time and she’s never living it down.

marlene: she doesn’t like dancing. it feels unnatural and weird and the only person she’ll do it with is dorcas, or maybe mary if she’s feeling particularly tipsy generous. she’s not bad at it at all, she just doesn’t like it very much.

dorcas: she can take it or leave it. she’ll usually dance a little at parties, and occasionally she gets in a mood randomly where she really wants to dance in the middle of the day or night. marlene will always sometimes indulge her and dance with her.

pandora: nobody dances like her. she loves to dance, she can feel the music run through her soul. it possesses her, and she flows so beautifully and perfectly with it. she’s so elegant and mesmerizing and the entire room is transfixed and just stops to watch.

evan: he doesn’t much care for dancing. he can ballroom dance, but club/party dancing just isn’t really his thing. he can occasionally be convinced by barty, and he’s pretty decent at it, but he just doesn’t get the hype. he’d rather just watch

barty: oh, he is downright sinful. how does one even move like that?? he loves to dance with sirius when they both know evan and remus are watching. they get so into it and their boyfriends are over there pretending to be jealous but actually just drooling over them.

regulus: he also learned ballroom dancing, which he much prefers to anything that goes on at parties. he loves to watch james, and although he’ll deny it, he loves when james pulls him out on the floor to dance, even if it’s not a waltz. he has impeccable rhythm too, so he’s naturally good at any kind of dancing.

[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

can i bother u for some bcj headcanons?

~🏳️‍🌈

like

you wanna hear mine?

picture me jumping up and down rn here we go

tw for: barty sr (he’s his own warning) and his great fucking parenting /s, me projecting, playing around with pronouns as we go

genderfluid, pansexual, demiromantic

will kill you if you call him by his full name because he doesn’t want to be like his father

speaking of family, her dad is an abusive arsehole, but his mum is the most wonderful person on the planet

so they rlly care about her

barty is batshit insane but we all know that

natural brunette, dyes a few bits of her hair green, but goes completely blonde after evan dies

i ship her with like anyone in existence

rosekiller, sunkiller, bartylus, bitchkiller, bartylily my loves, you name it

barty and regulus have this thing going on where nobody really knows what’s going on between them

are they dating or is it platonic?

turns out they are the secret third thing everyone’s talking about; two souls intertwined for eternity.

they fucked at least once and were each others first, no matter what ships are endgame

he’s the literal definition of really smart but acts like an idiot

they get full marks on everything without even trying

mostly because she wants to make his father proud (not projecting i swear)

eastern european!barty my heart

has the hottest accent ever (hchdjxhjdhx)

over-sexualised themselves to make themselves feel better

literally thought that was the only way he’d be worth something

i give you: bcj with sexual trauma

that’s all i can think of rn that i can post in my main (yk where to get the nsfw stuff out of me lmao or if you don’t it’s in my intro)

[morganablack]

Wolfstar fanfictiont ideea - enemies to lovers

-Remus is a delinquent, that is doing community service in a library ( idk he got caught beating some dude up)

-Sirius walks into the library, looking for a book for James and while he is browsing, Remus bumps into him

-They instantly hate each other

-I mean the really do, they despise the other one (Remus can’t communicate his feelings without anger and Sirius reacts badly to anger)

-Remus starts yelling at him to watch it, Sirius immediately reacts

-They get into a fight, cue coworker Lily that jumps in to save the day so Remus doesn’t get send to juvie

And from here on idk, Sirius keeps coming back, they fight, they make up, I have no ideea (I have an exam in two days and this are the ideas I come up with at 3 am instead of sleeping)

This is literally a very rough draft, I just want to see a fic in which Remus and Sirius absolutely despise each other instead of falling in love at first sight

-They are both traumatised btw

You can add platonic moonwater, jegulus, jegulily or jily, idc, maybe even bitchkiller

Maybe I will come back to this ideea sometime