#love myself a crackship

[leighcest]

wallace wells/scott tibbs/david radford can anyone hear me

[lhavibid]

reynah is now a victim of watsuki's vocal prowess

this was supposed to be a silly doodle but i played around with the lighting too much

[lethality-of-dual-strike]

in case you were wondering who I shipped Cupid with, it’s,,,,,a lot,,,,a lot of guys. he’s just so shippable though I can’t help it help me cupid help me break through this art block with gay

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

I HATE LOSING INTEREST IN THINGS I LOVED I HATE LOSING INTEREST IN THINGS I LOVED I HATE LOSING INTEREST IN THINGS I LOVED !!!

[pearlypairings]

For the ask game: blue, flower, and blush

blue is in my ST Charlie's Angels au wip.....

“The records?” Chrissy’s blue eyes sparkled in the sunlight as they made their exit, sprinting toward the great big red cab.

flower is in this long-time steve x chrissy long fic I've had FOREVER brewing:

"Can't be any weirder than when Fitz showed us that statue of David made out of laundry lint."  Chrissy snorted over the phone, and Steve bit back a smile at her reaction to his lame joke.  "No, no lint—Um, I like to press flowers and plants sometimes. So I think I'm gonna cut some newspaper and accent them with the pressed flowers and leaves."

blush is in this silly mr clarke x miss kelley wip that I would love to get to soon, but I have so many fics in the way lol:

Scott noticed the faint blush at the apples of her cheeks, as she separated the curls of her hair from the golden hoop earring. He hadn’t noticed how sweet her smile was until now, the dark shade of lipstick accentuating the curve of her lips.

[canon-notcanon-warriorcats]

-pops out of the dirt- okay hear me out

instead of moonpaw's parents being thriftear and bayshine

her parents were hollytuft and owlnose

[spicymiilk]

I need encouragement to write. Give me the most random avatar pairing and a few key words/a base idea (whatever you can cook up that's vague enough to give me room for interpretation).

I’ve got two ideas for you

Mo’at and Spider: Spider has to be treated by her because the humans can’t

or Spider and Mo’at find themselves having an actual conversation for the first time ever

Rotxo and Spider: two weird, outcast, parentless losers find themselves connecting over a shared distaste for the budding relationship between Ao’nung and Neteyam

[modgirlyreposts-revamped]

TikTok hasn't tried to hang me for this one yet, so that's a good sign ig

Before you say anything, I'm not entirely happy about this either, this was mainly made out of spite-

[seventh-district]

so uh. that 2.2 Special Program, huh

[vultures-yay-or-nay]

You knew I was gonna write a Josh and Cody fic about The Quangle, right?

[xylophone-p]

so. Last night I had a dream where a character I can only describe as Leo from Fire Emblem Fates but recreated from memory (called him Leo in the dream, iirc) wanted to have sex with me, but the area we were in wasn't suitable for sex so we went on a damn journey through so many buildings and locations where he was like "What about here?" and I was like "No, [insert reason the area wasn't a good place for sex, usually 'too likely to be walked in on' or 'there are people here']" Before you ask, the dream ended before any sex was had LMAO

(community label for sexual themes because I speak a lot about sex in this)

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

hey guys remember marfilis (maruki p5r x fecto elfilis kirby). well. marfilis is now DEAD, and born from its ashes.... is sunfilis... (sunday hsr x fecto elfilis)

[uhmactuallyitsari]

they would be unstoppable as best friends

go my pink yuri

[hp-lonesome-actual-art]

bouncing off the walls right now, grinning like an idiot, twirling my hand

Imagining my crackship couple getting married and I’m having so much fun playing around with the silly concept lol

Here is what the full pages look like together, plus a bonus dialogue exchange between the two. Although this one was less thought out and just more silly <<

[natureboy96]

Rhysand is Tamlin's abuser

I've been enjoying crackshipping and fun posts for the past few months, it's far more pleasant to interact within fandom this way I've found, but this thought came to me last night and it won't leave my head, so I simply have to go for another rant/long post about it.

The discussion about what happens Under the mountain is largely focused on what happens to Feyre, which is understandable as she's the POV character; the problem is, what happens there isn't about Feyre at all. Everything UtM is designed to break Tamlin, especially torturing Feyre. And Rhysand is a large part of that.

While Rhysand is sexually assaulting Feyre, he's also psychologically torturing Tamlin. Can you imagine how horrible it would be, being forced watch and witness this fragile human you've come to love, being turned into a sexual prop and toy, forced to dance and drink and vomit and dance again, every night for months on end, knowing that the slightest twitch could end up killing someone you care about, or hurting Feyre even worse? I wouldn't put it past Amarantha to leave Feyre with a few less limbs if Tamlin grimaced.

And the thing is, Rhysand not only knows that he's hurting Tamlin, but that he's doing it intentionally. He explains fully that he wants to protect Feyre, yes, but also that he wanted to make Tamlin suffer, to make him feel hate and pain. All those horrors that Rhysand drugs Feyre, so she doesn't have to witness it and be scarred by it? Tamlin has no choice but to look, and not react, and Rhysand knows it. Tamlin doesn't know anything about Rhysand's "evil mask" during and after UtM and only sees him for how he presented himself; a sexual predator who worked as hard as Amarantha did to break him, and continued to trigger his trauma after they were free.

But Rhysand has a grudge for what Tamlin did to his family, yeah? A grudge he's been holding on to for at most over four centuries (due to the lack of dates and timelines, the only clues we get for when things went down between their families was that it was after the war 500 years ago, and a few years after Tamlin "matures" as Rhys says it, which could be as early as Tam being 18 or 19) And that he doesn't know all the details about! a grudge he's had centuries to try and find out the truth about, but that he's chosen to assume the worst about Tamlin instead, and that ended with Tamlin's family dead in retaliation.

Rhysand being angry for what happened to his family (after getting revenge in retaliation) does not justify months of psychological torture.

And then in ACOMAF, instead of taking any accountability for the pain he caused either of them, he at most justifies how he treated Feyre, and entirely ignores the pain he caused Tamlin. Worse yet, he goes on to villainize Tamlin for dealing poorly with his PTSD, trauma that he had a direct hand in causing, and actively antagonizes him further to make it worse!

Tamlin should be held accountable for the pain he caused Feyre, and I would argue he pays for it well more than his actions warrant. Rhysand never takes or is held accountable for any of the pain he causes, not to Tamlin or Feyre (and later not to Nesta either). Beyond feeling bad in a monologue or again justifying his actions when confronted by the High Lords, he never has to answer for the harm he's caused and its handwaved away almost immediately on being addressed.

Rhysand and Tamlin hurt each others' families, Rhysand abuses Tamlin, who later abuses Feyre, who later abuses Tamlin back, and then the Night Court abuses Nesta, after she abused Feyre when they were poor and starving. It's just a cycle of abuse, but only some characters ever pay any actual, tangible price for it.

All of this is to say, I have found myself having far more sympathy for Tamlin reacting poorly to his PTSD than the person who gave it to him with psychological torture and then villainized him for it.

[jelly-fish-wishes]

Jellyfish: I have a new crackship!

Me: oh! lets see

Jellyfish: Cozette x Reclusa

Me:

Put down that pencil

Jellyfish, you scare me

JK

We have toxic yaoi (Luigi × Dimentio)

Now toxic hetero (Cozette x Reclusa)

Only toxic yuri is missing

HEAR ME OUT

Now, I spent all day and night drawing for this ONE ASK. I was tempted to have a comic for this because it came to me as I woke up in cold sweat, but I compressed it to a bunch of doodles and sketches instead. Best to summarize it so that I don’t trap myself in ANOTHER comic lol.

There will be cliché tropes here, but WHO CARES, ITS MY LIFE SOURCE. This is an unpolished story, so here we go.

They have a lot in common. In the flashbacks, Cozette is seen alone until Connie comes up to talk to her. Reclusa doesn’t seem to have a reason as to why he is the way he is other than needing Glohm to live. Not even a backstory. So any HEADCANON is free game HUEHUEHUEHUE

This ship can probably take place after the events of the game, and Cozette knows no one in Concordia can defeat him, so she takes it upon herself to redeem him. Of course, there will be animosity between the two. At first.

Cozette seems like someone who has the heavy burden of being a Wattanist, so she needs a successor, and that’s Connie. They may be close, but Cozette knows she can’t live forever. Meanwhile Reclusa CAN, which is why he would have a hard time making bonds even if he wanted to.

I like to think that he’d change colours if he had a bond, so now he matches Cozette (like soul bonding or something 👉🏼👈🏼)

I don’t think Reclusa can live off of connectar, so of course their bond has consequences. And Cozette will want him to stay because she’s grown fond of him. This also has consequences. (Yes I drew her blushing, COME ON. IF I’M GOING TO BE A FILTHY DEGENERATE SHIPPER, THAN I MIGHT AS WELL GO ALL OUT AND NOT HOLD BACK)

WHOOPS, others see them out of context, yada yada yada. “Our love isn’t just forbidden, we’re hurting each other” *swoons* And all you get from Reclusa is guilt, guilt, and MORE guilt.

Ppffttt

So sappy. I love it. Take this track to go with the last images huehuehuehue