#love model Saiki thoughts

[knowinglyweird]

Nensai Photography Au

Okay so I already had the headcanon that Nendou does photography because on the April Fools episode he has a camera.

But hear me out okay?

Nendou asks Saiki to model for him to practice taking photos of people instead of just bugs. He puts together outfits for Saiki to wear that he thinks will he’ll look cute in.

[luffyvace]

X☆☆GIRLFRIEND AIURA ☆☆X

I LOVE AIURA SHE’D BE THE BEST PLATONICALLY AND ROMANTICALLY 💗💗

she’s my fav tdlosk girl ♡

She’s so supportive!! Anything you dream of or want to do she’ll invest in it and cheer you on! She spend money to fund whatever your doing or if it doesn’t require money she’ll be there whenever you practice/train, etc! She’s your number 1 fan/cheerleader and will literally dress up as one if it further motivates you 😂🤗👍 If you get burnt out she gives you pep talks to keep going and believes wholeheartedly you’ll be famous one day! She can use her powers to check if you want? 😙

she’s very blunt- 😭 she says what she wants to say—when she wants to say it, therefore you will always get her honest opinion on something. Don’t bother going to her if you want her to sugarcoat something. Your better off going to teruhashi or chiyo for that 🤷‍♀️ But if you like straight forward constructive criticism, then she’s your girl! (Literally 😆) don’t get me wrong! She won’t only point out all the flaws in whatever your asking her for advise for, she also praises what you did good on!! <3 I mean she does give others advice on a daily so i reckon she’d be pretty darn good at it.

she love shopping 😍😍 (me too) even if you don’t like it ngl she’s gonna drag you on her shopping halls anyway. It’s not like she can push two carts worth of clothes by herself 😜 she makes you rate her fits out of 10 and models it in front of you before you do. You’d better be paying attention too! Don’t ignore her⁉️😤 (Or she’s making you pay for everything)

obviously she has a stellar fashion sense so if you ever don’t know what to wear, you can always go to her :) she’ll dress you up anyway if she thinks your clothes are too bland so don’t even worry about it at this point. 😭 you just gotta be on par with her taster in fashion!! Like?? How can she look good but her s/o doesn’t???? No way! Your both gonna look like stars 🤩⭐️

you’d best tell her your fashion sense too or else she’s just gonna make you a gyaru as well 😀 (for the record there are male gyaru’s)

she will fortune tell your future together to see if your compatible, she’s a really dedicated girlfriend so she’ll do her best to make the relationship work out. As seen with saiki in the anime, except she fails in courting him- but this time it’s with you and you didn’t fumble the bag so two are already together

if it doesn’t work out she’ll try and figure out why and change it! No way her and her for liferrrrrs/soulmate isn’t going to be together foe eva?? 🤨 wym?

shes pretty stubborn so she’s determined to fix whatever went wrong :P

if she sees a ideal future she won’t stop talking about it

she practically dreams of it 😭💗💗

she daydreams and fantasizes about it more than she realizes. If torisuka found out he’d definitely make fun of her- only to get kicked in to the land of no kids 😂🥋 (🤭😶)

you suppport her in her job, you take her out for a spa if she’s had a rough day. Her clients be getting wild. 😭 Your usually there with her but she’ll rant to you about it after she gets off work anyway because she just needs to get her thoughts out. Not that your complaining, she’s always coming up with the most ridiculous insults that make you laugh, so it’s not unbearable 🤷‍♀️😂

your gera (aura) looks the most attractive to her!! ⭐️😚 like, she can see them and everybody’s looks different right? Well she romanticizes you (which is ironic because she’s brutally honest if you ask me) so she’s naturally attracted to your aura. Will actively seek you out in a crowd using this. >:3 She’s likely scared you a couple times by the way she turns around, knowing your there, before you call her name….😃

She’s open to using her powers to help others, so obviously any favor you ask of her that require them is no biggie for her! 😼👍

will also use her powers to make sure nothing ever happens to you 😤💖 don’t worry!! Your psychic girlfriend will protect you!

(If it calls for it she’ll get saiki to help since he can do much more than her—maybe torisuka too if the problem is a ghost 😒)

you get to hang out with the psychic trio since she 100% told you about they’re powers 😭

well what did you except? she trusts you! Not sorry Saiki 😜🤷‍♀️

she makes a lot of money from her job and spoils you with it 🤗 Don’t worry about paying her back she said! Let your psychic girlfriend spoil you! >:D You want clothes? She’s does too!! Let’s go shopping! Your hungry? Let’s eat out! You pick the place ;) You picked up a new hobby and need xyz for it?? She’s bought it and sent the delivery address to your house 💋 (Call her when you open it!! :P 😤)

also for the record she 100% found out you were gonna start dating/accept her love confession through her crystal ball. 😅💞 She was so hype about it and couldn’t stop thinking of you. She did her best to collect as much info on you as possible from her crystal ball and others who knew you.

she probably gives you a nickname that you have a love/hate relationship with. One of those nicknames that annoy you, but only she can get away with it cuz it’s her- so it’s endearing <33

either that or a real cheesy pet name she won’t stop calling you 😭🤦‍♀️

“Honey-bear!~ come here for a second!”

you always end up running around—getting dragged in her ‘adventures’ while helping others. Saiki too, so he’s likely there as well. She just can’t fight the urge to help those in need! Idk if it’s canon but if it’s not, I hc her to be an actual empath 💗⭐️

Overall you lowkey love her rambunctiousness and especially how she’s not afraid to be herself 😭💗💗

Hopefully you guys enjoyed these hcs of my fav girllll!!!

I love her she’s SPECTACULAR!! 😍😍⭐️

[oceanwithouthermoon]

saiki being in a romantic relationship (or alternatively, actually trying to be in one) for the first time and having no experience or knowledge on what to do, so he falls back on behaviors hes picked up from the people around him..

but the most romance hes seen close up are his parents, aiura + teruhashi + yumehara with crushes and trying to flirt, etcetc (toritsuka does not count cuz what he does is hardly romantic, and that one time kuboyasu was ready to drop everything and marry a girl immediately doesnt count either cuz saiki expressively thought that was too much)

PLUS his own 'secret' obsession with romance stories and cliches..

so like.. crushy honeymoon romance is the only romance he KNOWS..

he would definitely find it too embarrassing to actually be as consciously lovey dovey as his parents are, and wouldnt want to try and be some 'knight in shining armor' like yumehara imagined him at first, but i think that 1) it would be a lot more subconscious and he would just not know any better than to latch onto his partner and 2) he would just choose (consciously AND subconsciously depending on the situation) to just try and do what he knows but in a subtle way..

like, he wouldnt write a love letter and pair it with a homemade chocolate heart like yumehara did, but he might write little notes (which are probably more like encouraging little phrases and paragraphs like a mom would put in her kids lunch than sweet love notes) and make baked goods for someone..

its probably mostly his mom that he models his behavior after, so he cooks for his person a lot and his most notable love language is probably acts of service

thats obviously not his only love language though, quality time was always his biggest until it came to romance and acts of service just barely weighs it out. words of affirmation is a big one for him too.. physical touch is also important for him, but not in the way that it would be for most people i think. its part of his love language more in a way that if he wants to touch a person at ALL, its an expression of love.. i think he would be big on sitting close together so his thighs and hands are just barely touching theirs, holding onto someones arm or having his arm be held, stuff like that..

[aiura-stan]

1-2, I am here for you!

Another whopping post, the very next day, you say?? How far ahead exactly did you write these?!? Well, you see. The smoke alarm in my house went off at four am on Sunday.

And so it begins! Kurumi is so sweet, making Saiki some kindergartner bento.

Ah, Kusuo. If only you knew how things would change… alas. That’s Aiura’s power. Hehe.

I like how Kusuo is like, yeah, I was totally the self indulgent guy I described in the beginning. In kindergarten though.

Also, Kuniharu has a blog?? What does he post about on there… maybe his model building hobby?

I find it interesting that people kicked up a fuss about it and Kusuo’s very mature kindergartener response was NOT to simply brainwash the world into accepting psychic powers as normal. I guess his mom told him not to or something.

Nendou is the only person who can sneak up on Saiki… and the explanation of this is changed from “his thoughts are at the same speed as his speech” to “he doesn’t have any thoughts at all” which is… interesting. I personally like the speed of speech explanation better; it makes more sense to me. But that would also mean that Saiki would in fact be able to hear his thoughts from afar. (Like Akechi, who also thinks at the same rate as he speaks and says practically everything he is thinking.) He’s a little different in that sometimes, like in the chapter where he plays against Kusuo. He doesn’t say what is on his mind immediately if he’s otherwise engaged. Whereas Nendou just says whatever whenever. He’s the kind of guy who would be really loud in a movie theater.

XD always been one of my favorite gags. Nendou wouldn’t know what CPR is, of course.

Love that Saiki’s response to Takahashi complaining that people will spread rumors about him that he’s gay is essentially ‘You aren’t hot enough for that’

Here Saiki just uses body language to suggest that they check his temperature. I also notice he doesn’t directly talk to people very often. It makes me wonder if he can, in fact, telepathically talk to people, or if it’s just a function of his hypnosis, allowing people to interpret his thoughts based on the general gist of the idea + what they expect him to be saying. I always assumed it was a mix of these three things: body language first and foremost, low level hypnosis second, and direct telepathy third, for when he really needs someone to know exactly what he’s saying… but based on the amount of misunderstandings, couldn’t it be just the first two? We shall see as I continue to read the series. It’s just one of the things that I am always wondering about in the Saikiverse. I know I say this a lot... maybe by the end of this reread I'll have a more solid theory.

I do wonder how his time at the hospital went. He avoids hospitals normally, since his biometric readouts wouldn’t be normal I guess? And Kuusuke ends up being his stand-in doctor. But I’m guessing that he would simply teleport away before the ambulance arrived. How he tricked the paramedic, who knows. Maybe he used the nana-shaped object to erase his memory.

Alright, the end of 1-2💫

[akirameta84]

Okay I just had this random ass thought I want to share with you. Mainly because it makes me smile and sometimes that's all you need.

Iterator Saiki, Kuusuke is the oldest member of their local group and is only a Sliverist because he's CURIOUS (and if the members of his local group wants to die and escape the Cycle, especially as their Cans slowly but surely break down, it would be a good idea to know instead of them spending centuries slowly but surely rotting away), and poor Saiki keeps being bothered by various Slug Cats (his friends without psychic powers) and other members of his local group (the Psykickers). Akechi is the only Scug he intended to have because he's oddly good at doing maintenance. How did he end up with a colony.

i love this but i pose you with another variation:

kuusuke pulls a five pebbles while sharing a water supply with kusuo. he was jealous that this iterator who was supposed to be his YOUNGER brother was such a newer and better model (unlike LttM who was actually the older one), and that all the ancients were moving to kusuo's superstructure...and so kusuo collapses. the water was used up to find a solution (oversimplified but i dont feel like rambling about the complexities of what the iterators were built for and what the sliverists were trying to do for my followers who dont know rain world, sorry) just like pebbles, but it was also out of spite. kuusuke...didnt think the newest generation of iterator could suffer from lack of water so easily, either

kusuo wants to get rid of all the scugs that keep bothering him, but hes too weak to do anything (which he hates because he used to be a GOD in comparison to these animals), and theyve even been helping him. one of them even saved him from death to begin with, sent by a friend whos distraught over what kuusuke did to him (one of the psychickers as another iterator. idk which of his friends would be the hunter scug)

...and he company isnt that bad, he supposes...he was awfully lonely

as much as i adore and am writing the fic with saiki being a scug, iterator saiki is also super fun to think about, and i love your idea, and his friends being scugs who harass him like 5P and his scugs in rain world is perfect.

ty for the ask, im very happy you shared it with ne. it made me smile too :] sorry for derailing your concept, though 😓

[palant1r]

Not the same anon as the other ask, but I guess my question comes from the difference between personal vs political opinion on people who consume that type of media. Like if someone wants to draw some fake anime kids having sex (let’s say they do it because that’s a thing they like to imagine and not for any satire reason), I don’t think they should be put in jail or anything, but I do think that they’re a creep no matter whether they aren’t harming any real kids or not and I wouldn’t want to be friends with them. Even if they would never harm a real kid, even if their account is marked 18+ only and they rigorously check every follower and block them if they even suspect they’re a minor, I still wouldn’t want to interact with this person because if someone enjoys creating and consuming that content, that is an interest I find disgusting because just because the kids they are imagining are fake it can’t be completely de-linked from the existence of irl children or at least attraction to the traits associated solely with them

As a second, semi-unrelated question, I guess it begs the question on drawn cp (I know you don’t agree with the term but there’s not better one) of real people, like the adults who drew porn of, say, the cast of It back in 2017 when they were all between 13-16? Sure it didn’t involve making real kids do those things, but it was depictions of real kids doing sex acts and I don’t see how them not being directly involved means using their faces to make porn is okay. (Not to accuse you of supporting this, genuinely curious on where you think the distinction lies if any)

Thanks for the question! Appreciate you being thoughtful and respectful about these difficult topics, and I trust that those of you who see this ask shan't clown in the notes.

I think it's valid of you to have your own personal boundaries about who you interact with online. It's clear that you've reflected on exactly why you find this interest disgusting, which is great, we love critical dissection in this household, but I'd like to push back on that a little. I find it interesting that you specifically mentioned anime in this question. If we're talking attraction to traits associated solely with children, that's an area where anime really muddies the waters. After all, it's very easy to find anime 14 year olds with 8 packs and chiseled jawlines and anime 28 year olds, especially women, that look like children — not to mention the 1000 year old loli trope. In many cases, especially in shonen fandoms, someone who didn't know the canon ages of the characters wouldn't be able to differentiate between nsfw art of adults and minors even if they were all drawn perfectly on-model. And then of course we could get into the weeds about the distinction between children and teenagers, ages of consent in different countries, weird timeline stuff that goes on in a lot of anime and creates a bunch of technicalities (like Kusuo Saiki being physically 16 but mentally 21), how this relates to real people with disorders that make them appear prepubescent long after the age of majority, et cetera, et cetera. I definitely understand why it makes you uncomfortable, but I'm generally not as quick to judge creators of anime porn on the basis of association with childish traits simply because anime is so stylized that such associations kind of lose meaning. I mean, I'm attracted to anime men, and I experience zero attraction to people in real life, so it's easy for me to see how what someone enjoys in anime and what they're attracted to IRL could be fairly divorced. I'm not trying to argue that you're wrong, just something to think about, I guess.

As for your second question, hoo boy. The issue of explicit art of real children kinda relates to another issue i've seen people talk about, that of explicit RPF of real minors. It's a conversation that I think demands a lot of critical analysis and discussion that people are unfortunately generally not willing to have in a public forum. For the sake of my answer, I am determining that we are solely talking about minors who are under 18 in real life and are American so we don't have to deal with any age of consent debates. This includes minors who play over-18 characters but not child characters played by adult actors, or else we have to start talking about Riverdale and that's a whole other conversation.

I guess I can start with praxis. Let us assume that we all agreed that this is Wrong and Bad. Come play with me in this space without assuming anything about my position from this hypothetical. What now? What concrete actions could institutions take to prevent the existence of Wrongbadthing? Would it be morally right for people to harass those who create or enjoy Wrongbadthing? The relevant entities here would be the US government, AO3, and platforms that host art. I am against most government restrictions on art that people create, because they will inevitably be interpreted through a far broader lens than their original intention. And I don't think it would be productive for AO3 to ban certain types of explicit fic. People would just stop tagging their explicit minor RPF as such, and then we still have equal volumes of the Wrongbadthing but without the tools for people to avoid it. Not to mention it raises logistical problems with moderation and enforcement. Like, what happens when a celebrity turns 18? Are people then allowed to write explicit fic about them when they were younger than that? Maybe we can all agree that it's bad for a 30 year old author to write porn about a 13 year old actor — but what about a 15 year old author writing porn about a 16 year old actor? Any distinction between the two regarding enforcement would require some sort of age verification beyond self-identification, and that's a recipe for disaster. as for platforms like twitter that would host the kind of explicit art we're talking about, well. i think it's pretty easy to see how any sort of enforcement on a minor rpf explicit art ban would be an absolute nightmare. it's hard enough for social media sites to even enforce a porn ban. now imagine a porn ban that needs to incorporate facial recognition of a bunch of people across all different art styles — im not sure that's even possible. as for harassment — the most common punitive response on the individual level — i dont think that's justified in this case. as you've pointed out, regardless of personal feelings on the subject, this art isn't causing material harm to any real person.

I honestly don't engage with RPF communities in general — it's one of my squicks — and I'm not quite comfortable making grand moral generalizations about people I've never really interacted with. From what I understand, there are commonly accepted codes of ethics within RPF communities, and I'm not really sure how those mesh with explicit fic about real minors.

i am personally...not a fan of explicit RPF fic and art about real minors, to say the least. i think it ties into larger celebrity culture that objectifies and sexualizes children in the limelight. but like. what am i gonna do about it? doing journalism has forced me to learn how to not get outraged or disgusted about things i cant do anything about. i just don't follow those people. I'd defend their right to host their work on the platforms we use, but only because any effort ive seen proposed to restrict that work would cause more harm than good and wouldn't even be remotely effective at its stated goal. in terms of harm reduction, the best i can do is support moderation policies that allow that stuff to be clearly tagged and RPF informal ethics codes that stress a firm division between fandom and subject.

i haven't yet formed a super solid discursive framework that i'm confident in defending about this issue, so i'll just fall back on praxis lol

would love to hear from someone who's more involved in RPF than i am haha!

[popodumsqueries]

Well, I’m Popodum Man! It’s pretty much pronounced the way it’s spelled - Pop/oh/dumb/man.  Queries was just the part that tumblr decided to add, and I left it there ‘cuz I do love asking questions & getting answers.

I would say my strength is how unfazed I am about things - I really do not care what you do, or what generally happens in my day, as long as it’s not detrimental to people.  Super chill!

I’m pretty unapologetically myself, so I didn’t ever develop a role model to look up too.  After all, I was the only one being me.

I always feel the calmest at the bottom of a pool of water - you exhale until you start to sink, and then just sit at the bottom, looking up at the world around you and the walls by your sides.  There’s no better place to feel like you’re stealing time from the day, or to just sit and think.

Ah, I guess that means it’s my turn again? This gets difficult after a while!  I wonder when we’ll stop?

which fictional character do you think best represents your real-life counterpart? (oof, okay, this one is harder than I thought.  I’m going to go with... Kirby?  Or maybe Saiki K?  I’ll think it over.)

which fictional character do you WANT your real-life counterpart to best represent? (This one, on the other hand, is easy.  The main protagonist from MOON RPG.)

are you a money saver or a money spender? (Money saver for sure.)

have you ever made a DIY project? (Yes! It’s my Leitner Box, which is basically a game you play every day to remember whatever you want forever.  I made mine using cardboard, a hot glue gun, and a shoebox!  I would recommend looking it up!)

what’s your favourite colour? (Rainbow, but people usually give me a look when I say this, so let’s go with Aqua,)

what would you normally wear as a casual fit for the day? (I’m a shorts and T-shirt kinda guy myself. No, it does not matter what the temperature is.)

uuuuuhhhh what's your favourite song right now (mine is "Irresponsible - Emei")

what's your favourite food (mine is green apples)

what's your favourite TV show and movie, if you watch those (Daria and Freaky respectively)

what do you wanna be able to do in 4 years (mine is speak japanese and korean and maybe latin oh and also shorthand)

favourite book if you do that (ooh see this one is tough. I'm gonna go with Piranesi by Susanna Clarke but a close second is all 7 of the Timmy Failure books)

and also feel free to ask me questions back if ya wanna

Favorite song - Right now? Forgott My Name by Barefoot Surrender

Favorite food - Tomato Soup and Grilled Cheese

Favorite movie - National Treasure

Favorite TV Show - Gravity Falls

Four Year Goal - Learn the Ocarina (my gf is getting me one as a gift and I really wanna be able to play it really good for her)

Favorite Book - Okay, hear me out, it's not the best book of all time but it has a special place in my heart so you can suck my girlcock about it, it's called Spy School, and I read it a lot as a wee child

[saikos-pleb]

reaction to you wanting to do their makeup pt 1

saiki, kaidou, kuboyasu, nendo, hairo, saiko

gender neutral

in a relationship

——————————

saiki

- “no”

- sad you

- you ignore him for a little bit

- “[name] you can’t do my makeup because if i look at you you’ll turn to stone.. remember?”

- realization hits and you stop being upset (or a little less upset then you just were)

- “can i at least do your lipstick”

- he sighs

- he thought he got off the hook completely

- sucks to be him

- you do his lipstick

- happy you

kaidou

- he acted that he was too cool for makeup but in reality he was internally screaming (in happiness)

- *scoffs* “the jet black wings is already cool enough without makeup.. but i guess if you want to you can do it on me”

- both of you have smiles for days

- you do a smokey eye look(?) on him

- he absolutely loves it

- “wowowow this is so cool- *coughs* i mean.. this is cool.. i guess”

- y’all take so many photos

- “thank you baby”

kuboyasu

- “yes.”

- he was so excited, he watched you do your makeup all the time and he wanted some too

- the brush tickles his face so he keeps giggling

- instead of being serious you ended up making him look like a clown

- he had no idea till the end

- when you finished and showed him the end result he chased you around the house

nendo

- “YES YES YES”

- oh my god he’s so excited

- he won’t fucking sit still

- you get annoyed very fast because of this

- you start regretting this

- but you continue doing it because of how happy riki was

- when you finish he looks at himself for at least 10 minutes straight

- “woah babe i’m prettier then you”

hairo

- he’d agree before you even finish asking

- his motto is ‘if it makes you happy it makes me happy’ so he was more then excited to be your model

- he stays so still

- but he’s constantly talking and encouraging you

- which gets slightly annoying but he’s cute so it makes up for it

- when you finish he looks at himself in the mirror for a split second before yelling

- “MY S/O IS THE BEST MAKEUP ARTIST EVER” then he kisses you

saiko

- “absolutely not”

- so much convincing

- the only thing that convinced him was that you said you were gonna go to *insert male friend*’s house and metori doesn’t like him

- he is grumpy at the beginning

- but he starts to like the feeling of the brushes on his face

- while you’re super focused on doing his makeup he steals a few kisses from you

- that causes an extremely happy you

- he is overall happy with the finished result

[kentos-filmcamera]

Psychic!Reader x Inumaki Toge (Headcanons)

A/N: i'm not even sure if i'm going to write something concrete with this but i liked the idea nevertheless. i already mentioned I’m modeling this character after Saiki Kusuo in terms of power and communication, but still they’re very different. anyways, happy reading!

You actually like to use your powers for good

You don’t have limiters, which makes you powerful but very dangerous if you don’t manage your emotions and concentrate on your technique

You can read everyone’s minds but can only communicate with those that have cursed energy

You were introduced to Jujutsu academy by the family bloodline; well, after you were cast away from it.

“Oh hiya there!” Gojo smiled without looking at the tiny person sitting by a set of stairs at the entrance of the academy.

You turned with tears in your eyes, the only part of your face that was seen after your father had wrapped your head and hands in a talisman before leaving you there.

Gojo’s smile vanished as he looked at your disheveled state and the suitcase next to you.

“What’s wrong?” He asked, sitting right next to you. Staring at him, your body trembling a little you were able to still communicate

‘I messed up with my cursed technique and got cast out of my clan’ You said before tears started spewing out, wetting the talisman in your under eyes and cheeks.

Gojo was a bit drawn aback by the fact you were communicating without speaking. “I’m sorry, what went wrong? Is it because you don’t have a technique yet? It’s totally fine, you’re still young—“ He started speaking, but your tiny voice showed up in his mind again

“I have too many cursed techniques and I accidentally blew down the family home,” You said desperately before breaking down in sobs.

The school decided to relocate you with a family associated with the academy, or previously associated with, that owed them something.

To your surprise, they were very much calm and loving. But for your demise, they thought A LOT. and you could hear it all the time.

As you grew, you understood how to manage all your powers and which you could use a cursed technique for. But you could never manage to stop listening to people’s thoughts

As you started Jujutsu High, curses dismissed you as a threat since you didn’t carry any visible weapons and usually didn’t have a fighting stance. You liked to squash those in seconds.

You’re a second year in Jujutsu Tech. The first time you met your classmates it was crazy. They had ruckus in their minds, which made you kind of panic.

“Do you have a cursed technique already, Y/N?” Panda asked kindly

‘I can read minds’ You replied with your mouth completely shut and staring back at them blankly

“Why are you all impressed? They didn’t say anything”

“I can only communicate with those who have cursed energy though” You spoke this time, watching the girl with glasses turn her smirk into an unamused expression

Therefore, Maki seemed as though she didn’t like you. And you never really spoke to her since you couldn’t communicate with her in your preferred way.

But you still tried. And you knew you were going to communicate with her eventually.

However, with Toge you spoke a lot. A LOT.

He loved calling out for you in his mind from another room and scaring the shit out of you with it

You even did an experiment to see if his cursed technique worked with telekinesis but it didn’t.

But you still made a new discovery

‘So how can you use cursed speech?’ You stared at Toge, your head leaning on your palms as you move your legs back and forth. You both lay on the benches next to the training court. where Maki and Panda trained

‘It just… happens’ He replied after thinking for a while, looking up to the sky above you.

‘Don’t you put intention into it?’ Yuta hummed, as he turned to look at the both of you and just nodded. When the conversation was with more than three people, you opened a link between everyone there to communicate through telepathy easily. You could do that to other non-sorcerers but couldn't communicate back, as per usual.

‘Like this? Freeze’ You were joking as you laughed and pointed at both with finger guns, but when you opened your eyes, they were frozen in place.

Surprised, you turned to Maki and Panda who were frozen in their fighting stances.

You panicked for a second and tried moving them, but couldn’t

‘Unfreeze’ You commanded them to do so. Maki fell forward and Panda fell on his ass. Toge sat up next to Yuta and stared at you with wide eyes.

‘I’m so sorry guys’ You apologized with a worried expression, and Maki just shook her head for you to not worry.

‘Wait, you can hear me?’ You turned to her

‘I guess’ She replied

After that, your friendship formed with ease

Unlike the others, you sensed someone was accompanying Yuuta from the first time you met

You even asked why was a girl following him around and they both... panicked

He spoke to you even less after that, but you figured it was because of embarrassment

After that day, you realized you could identify possessions, parasitic curses and curse housing (ex: itadori, some other guy I won't mention to avoid mayor manga spoilers but iykyk)

[bluh-bluh-liveblogging]

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. - S2E08

- okay, this opening starts getting stuck in my head. And I kind of adore Nendou’s weird oofs

-  I thought she’d be a sweet girlXD

- Chiyopipi.

- I kind of like her

- zero per cent

- her missing father? oh shit what’s up with her

- oh no. her mister right

- who could it be yeah

- no way to figure that out by just... looking at the hair and initials. that she knows.

- sharp aura omg

- his past with mullets?

- squirrel lol

- literally on fire

- the aura is just full of money

- omg tell me she’s bi

- omg the angel aura lol

- and I was about to make my great entrance

- also obviously greatest aura

- lot wtf Nendou

- lol he transformed into a 5-year-old

- oops

- since I was a child

- they are all really strong

- omg the life lesson

- they were made by the same company

- wait he kicked them from behind?

- he keeps looping

- he just wants to get home

- omg he just killed them

- wait a sec Godzilla and aliens

- already looked like a model being born sure

- she is sooo blissfully unaware of her own beauty.

- wtf is that girl with the alien stuff in the bgoh no it’s a dude

- I love how he’s average looking with his pink hair

- angel breath

- commander

- he just takes her milkshake like a badass

- he is such an asshole sometimes xD

[no-psi-nan]

I think it's because they're so insane about their relationship.

Like seriously, they have TWO super creepy Kuniharu mannequins in the house because both Kuniharu and Kurumi somehow thought this was an appropriate gift for their spouse (and horrifying were apparently correct).

Also there's the whole first episode weirdness where they fake fight to the point where Kurumi literally yeets her husband with rage (physical abuse??) when they actually like each other and the whole fuss was over a single dessert (and the fact that Kuniharu broke a window over it?? WTF?? Ok maybe Kurumi was justified in yeeting him).

Not to mention that they focus on each other so much that they don't seem to focus as much energy on their kids, which is obviously problematic. And certainly they've been up to way more bonkers bullshit behind the scenes.

Faced with this sort of lunacy (plus Saiki hearing the overwhelmingly negative thoughts of strangers about their relationships all day every day), who WOULDN'T be at least somewhat confused and repulsed at the thought of romance?

Like, has Saiki EVER really gotten to see a healthy relationship in action?? His parents are weirdly obsessed, high schoolers are not exactly famous for having successful relationships, and people who are happy & fulfilled with their partner(s) are unlikely to be thinking loudly about their relationship while out and about lol.

He's clearly curious about romance based on how he keeps looking into Chiyo's relationships even after she stops crushing on him, and how he experiments with Toritsuka's "misattribution of arousal" theory. But he doesn't understand "love at first sight" or not wanting to be best friends with a crush, which points to him being at least demiromantic, especially with Saiki attempting to become friends with Satou, who is part of the little crush chain he explains to Aiura later.

And Kusuke is misanthropic in general (again due to questionable parenting and role modeling on Kuniharu's side mostly), so he's even more unlikely to find anyone he'd be interested in romancing.

It's so funny how the most lovey-dovey couple in the world raised not one but two kids in the aromantic spectrum

[emi100395896]

WHY I LOVE : JUJUTSU KAISEN

A/N: Hi, yes I’m back. I’m sorry for being inactive for 60 smth days and probably going to be inactive for another 2 weeks because of exams but it’s fine. <3 I promise I binged lots of animes and I’m back with more headcanons. Also, I’m not sure if you guys would like me to do more than headcanons, but do tell if you want me to. I started this as a fun blog and hope to continue that even though I’m always inactive lol. Anyways, here you go, a jujutsu kaisen rant! Ps: these are my personal thoughts and feelings, if you don’t agree with them then fair enough! ^^

Genre: Crack/Comedy/?reviewing?

A/U(s): None.

Warnings: spoilers are put in brackets and are red! Watch out for them. :D

Trigger warnings: None.

Summary: Just me ranting. :)

UHHH REVIEW TIME! The main characters ;)

Megumi Fushiguro

Megumi is best sasuke trope boy. By far my favorite emo boy. Why? Well, it’s mostly because when animes introduce characters like Megumi they’re all emo and have to avenge their village and kill people and are ‘brocken’ or smth idk.

But jujutsu kaisen does the whole sasuke trope a big middle finger and makes Megumi a less tsundere, and broken character.

Honestly, I never expected Megumi to have this type of personality because most animes try to give his archetype the whole ‘their honest’ when in reality they are just rude and selfish. Megumi is literally honest. My guy had no problems telling Gojou that he wants Yuji to stay as his own opinion which if you asked any of the people under this archetype they would respond with ‘Ugh, just keep him alive okay?’.

Like he is honestly sweet and even when trying to force Yuji and Nobara to leave it WASNT for his own well-being it was for theirs. Literally is the opposite of Ray, Sasuke, and any type of character that is emo and rude. Also he is one of the few characters that deserves to be as powerful as he is because he didn’t get his powers because of ‘his burning rage for the person who killed his village as he tries to avenge them.’ And he also has a bad background but is quite an average character. I just appreciate him. :)

Nobara Kugisaki

AMAZING-

Honestly though, she’s amazing. My favorite character since she literally is a girly girl yet is powerful (nothing wrong with that, it’s just wow.), which hear me out.

Most shounen anime girls fall under 3 categories of female characters.

The useless damsel in distress that is a tsundere.

‘Another Naruto reference? Seriously Mochi?’ I’m so sorry my lovely reader, but Naruto is one of the founding fathers of all Shounen anime stereotypes. So yes, another Naruto reference.

First of all, I don’t hate this characters, I actually don’t dislike them either. That being said I don’t like them. I get this neutral emotion whenever someone like idk Sakura I guess is on screen next to Aiura Mikoto (Who btw, is another underrated female character that deserves love even though the anime is crack-y.). I guess it’s because throughout all of the Arc’s and episodes, Sakura hasn’t changed or developed or even learned from past mistakes. It sucks seeing character that could’ve had potential, being boring and just bad. Also she’s ungrateful for her parents for no reason, and that just says a lot about her persona. To be honest, most Naruto female characters are like this, and I don’t want to hear crap about Hinata’s character because she barely got screen time and the only times we see her is when the creator pushes her to be next to Naruto more often or if the whole gang is together. (I watched a bit of Naruto so I could be wrong about this whole thing but this is again, my opinion.)

The dimwit and clumsy/tsundere/strong female fan service

Oh look, it’s everyone’s ‘favorite’ Erza Scarlet from Fairytail. But whoops, her whole character is just her having cleavage. Or everyone’s favorite crime Taboo Tattoo (I didn’t watch it but most fans have come together and agreed that it would’ve been a decent anime without all of the fan service.) Or maybe the stereotypical dimwit character that is clumsy?

Yeah, you know who I’m talking about right?

I feel like some animes, that are 23 minutes long, would be reduced to around 15 minutes without all the fan service (not counting the Opening or ending)

(Also all the dumb jokes, but that’s for another time.)

Looking at how many creators complain they can’t go too in-depth with their OC’s, because they don’t have much time, but they somehow can fit in a whole scene of people literally having their clothes ripped off because of how ‘delicious’ it is. Yes, I’m coming after you Food Wars. Even though I am a big fan, that doesn’t mean I can ignore the flaws. I am fair and will admit that, as far as characters go, Food Wars is shallow.

Personally, mha is also another crime with lots of fan service of 15-16 year old girls. 😀

I don’t want to get into the heated Hero Hei debate wether this doesn’t count because they’re ‘fictional’ or if it does. So moving on.

Can I mention how much Momo Yaoyorozu could’ve been an amazing character with amazing development and a cool quirk? I mean personally, I hate how Momo is now just fanservice. This queen has an amazing quirk, went in through recommendations, smart, helpful, is class Vice President, heroic, tall, thoughtful, rich but doesn’t brag about it and is humble, and just a cool character that could be delved deeper on?

Haha nope. Boobs.

avegsjhsowhaGEJEGOA

W h a t

This literal queen could carry this series on her back yet they have the audacity to make her have zero personality and just a background character? Like excuse me, I don’t think you understand, but Principle Nezu has more screen time than her. Literally her and Koda (Creati and Anima) could be so cool but no one ever acknowledges them. :(

Anyways let’s move on.

And finally, the love interest.

Ochako Uraraka. That’s it.

Ochako really deserves more, honestly. I was hyped up in the sports fest. because she just showed off that she isn’t backing down, and now she’s just a mindless love interest.

Honestly, I don’t like talking about this topic the most because A, it’s controversial for some reason. And B, it sucks seeing these amazing characters being watered down to just a love interest.

OH BUT NOBARA? NOBARA?

SHE DOESN’T NEED ANYONE!

She’s fine on her own, thank you very much.

I mean best scene was when she was fighting Sabrina the witch and didn’t seem to care much about scars and she just debunked all of those things and I just UGGGHHHH- <33333

Like animes try so hard to have a feminist role model by making her tomboyish and mean and a tsundere and calls anyone that looks at her a pervert.

But Nobara isn’t any of that. Nobara is fashionable and powerful. She loves shopping. She loves eating expensive. She loves Luxuries. She loves proving people she’s strong. She isn’t easily scared. She protects, and I just love her. She isn’t your stereotypical tomboy or at least she doesn’t fall into the smurfette effect or smth.

Tbh, I was worried when she joined them. I said either she’s a tomboy who’s a tsundere or a soft spoken damsel in distress, but now that I’ve seen her, I know that Nobara is Nobara. And that you all should appreciate her also.

Okay enough of that rant lol, moving on to Yuji!

Yuji Itadori

I LOVE THIS MC!

Are we going to use stereotypes again? Yes we are!

Usually shounen MCs have the worst personality either being too bland (mf MC from re-zero) or just too much of a coward/weakling/pervert/happy-go-lucky character.

I mean, if we are going to have a strong character he has to be a pervert for some reason.

A respectful character is a crybaby/weakling.

And a happy character has a dark secret side and ‘OmG lOoK hE’s SoO sc a Ry!1!1!’.

And tbh Yuji falls in the rare category.

The category that isn’t a crybaby, perverted, 11 year old that looks like he’s at least 20.

That category is what I’d like to call. The Saiki K. category.

I love MC’s like this because they aren’t too shallow, but not the whole story is about THEM and THEM ONLY.

It’s amazing to see how they still have the same personality but somehow have went through a bigger character development than all those other MC’s.

(Not disrespecting your faves, once again this is a personal opinion-)

And the way he isn’t OP and actually has trouble and the way (Slight spoilers!) that we can see that when he asks Sukuna to heal yoshino and the way Sukuna just laughs and I just like how they didn’t make Yuji just ‘become OP through the power of friendship’ and just they accepted he was dead or how his hand was cut off and he accepted it but how when he was dying he actually cried saying how he didn’t want to die showing us hey, it’s okay to cry but please don’t cry when you win a prize or competition or something. (End of spoilers!)

Ugh I just love Yuji being an MC. Again, he is one of those few rare MC’s with interesting character design, and personality without overwhelming it or just underwhelm it.

AND FINALLY YES ITS HIS TIME

Satoru Gojo

I DIDNT EXPECT HIM TO BE THIS GOOFY LMAO-

Honestly most surprising character.

DHEUIWOWV should I make a separate post for the plot, story and Gojo? It’s getting late where I am sooo this gonna get a continuation! I’m Mochi and see you guys next time, Bye-Bye! (｡- u -｡)

[tenitchyfingers]

30 day aromantic challenge by @thearospectrum, in 1 go because I can’t do these things in 30 days, i’ll forget after doing 2 lol

Where do you fall on the spectrum? I’m fairly sure I’m like 95% aro, in the sense that I understand romance and I get the appeal of it for other people, it’s just not for me.

When did you realize you were on the spectrum? How did you realize you where in the spectrum? A couple of years after I started thinking I might be asexual (and only recently I ended up refining my conclusion and getting comfortable with gray-ace), because I encountered the term much later and I didn’t hear anything about the split attraction model, so I thought asexual also meant aromantic all together, or I was just so disinterested in romance that I didn’t even think about it. But I encountered the term online, as I did with... pretty much everything else. 

Basic info question: What is you age/sexual orientation/gender/race/anything else you’d like to add? 27/gray-ace and bi/gnc female/southern european, so neither white nor black/mentally ill

Are you out to anyone? If so, to who? If not do you plan on coming out? I’m out to the closest members of my family and virtually the whole internet lol. And no. I’ve received enough shit as it is, I don’t need more prejudice and judgment from allos. 

Do you still date as an aromantic? No.

Do you have any squishes? If so, to who? Hmmm, I’ve had one lately, and I won’t say. 

Do you ID with the “aromantic” community any? What about the queer/LGBT+ community? Any other communities you ID with? I do. I also id with the LGBT+ community but mostly with the queer community. And I also id as a feminist with common sense, aka not the shitty misandrists and all that stupid ass, immature garbage. 

What exactly does being aromantic mean to you? That I don’t need romance to live and I feel no need nor interest in having a partner or a spouse.

DO you have a lot of aromantic pride? If so how do you show it? I do, actually. I don’t have badges, or flags, and it’s sure as hell easier to find ace-related stuff, but I always make sure to state that I’ll never marry, I’ll never have a partner nor kids. Because people got to know where I stand, and it’s important to me that nobody makes assumptions on me just because alloromantic is the default. 

How do you feel about the aromantic flag design/colors? I like it. Like, aesthetically I think the best flags are the pan and the bi one, but the aro one is nice too?

Do you have any aromatic headcanons? Not really headcanons as much as characters who are clearly aro, it’s just the word doesn’t pop up. But just because a boy who likes boys doesn’t get called gay in narratives it doesn’t mean he’s not gay. So: -Saiki Kusuo, from Saiki Kusuo no Psi-nan, the one who most vocally declares blatant disinterest in romance and sex. He’s just aro, there aren’t any other explanations. -Terra Branford, from Final Fantasy VI. She’s aromantic. again, there are no other possible explanations to her arc which ends with her finding love... by adopting a bunch of children and being their mom. -Makoto Suna from Ore Monogatari. He shows blatant disinterest for romance, while being the expert on romance specifically because he isn’t emotionally involved so he sees his friends having trouble with being in love with the correct amount of detachment. Get an aromantic wingman and your love life will soar. 

What misconception about aromantics do you hate the most? That we’re heartless, or that we have no feelings. That really hurts, actually. Also, that we’re “the kind of people who’ll have sex with you and not text back”. Which I guess is the same thing.

How do you feel about the aromantic ring? Would you (or do you?) wear it? I just found out about it the other day but like... where do i find cheap white rings???

What are some of your favorite aromantic centric blogs that you follow, if you follow any? I... don’t really follow blogs centering on this since I decided I don’t want to have anything to do with any discourse anymore. I’m in a facebook group for aros and I’m good with that.

Who are some of your favorite aromantic bloggers? Man, I don’t know any. Or maybe some of my mutuals are aro and I don’t know it.

How did you learn about aromantism? Tumblr, mostly.

What do relationships mean to you, be they romo/platonic/sexual/etc, if they have any meaning at all? Connections.

Are you romo-replused, indifferent to romance, or do you actually enjoy the notice of romance? I enjoy romance when it’s other people feeling romantic, I enjoy people falling in love, I enjoy romantic stories because they make me feel fuzzy and happy for them, but. The thought of being in a relationship myself gives me nothing. It actually sounds useless and a waste of time and money that I would much rather spend on myself.

Who is your personally biggest ally? I have a bunch of people I know I can rely to. I just... have this defect where I’d rather keep my problems to myself than look for help. Bullying did that to me, and whenever I do ask for help I feel like a burden. Not my fault.

Which argument AGAINST aromantism do you hate the most? It’s not really an argument, but the pervasive notion that being single means being miserable and if you would like hanging out with a cat then you’re a loser. Fuck that.

Which argument FOR aromantism do you hate the most? I have none. There aren’t enough arguments FOR us to nitpick from.

Do you believe people can choose to be aromantic? Absolutely fucking not. Orientations are not choices wtf??? I hate people who do that, who treat identities like accessories. If you’ve had a bad breakup and feel like you hate romance, you’re just having a knee-jerk reaction, but you’re still allo. 

What kind of things do you relate with aromantism, be it personal or more generalized? I don’t know what this is supposed to mean tbh. 

Have you had the chance to meet other aromantics? If so, how has that gone for you? No. I suspect one of my aunts is one, but idk.

Talk about you best aromantic friend(s). I don’t even know whether I have any.

Talk about the person who is the most supportive of your aromantism. There are none in my life.

Do you own any aromantic merch? If so, talk about it. If not, do you plan on buying any? I’d like to! I’d definitely buy a t-shirt, but I’d need to try it on in person and uhhh I don’t really think there is going to be aro merch around at pride parades any time soon.

Have you faced any bigotry based on your aromantism? Yeah. Every time I say I don’t want a partner or a spouse or that I don’t care for getting married and all that. 

Something you hate about the aromantic community? What is there to hate??? We’re just in a corner minding our own business, plus we get thrown under the bus by everyone else... we don’t harm anyone, so there is no reason to hate us and I sure as hell won’t start doing so. 

Something you love about the aromantic community? How chill and supportive people are. 

[eyfey]

Do you have the full translation for chapter 173? I'm trying to figure out what their conversations were about

I... actually do! I just finished up translating that chapter for PSI Scans a couple weeks ago, so just this once I'll post a chapter transcript for 173

Enjoy! (under the readmore)

Page 007

{1}

1: Cafe Mami.

2: Seated at the table farthest from the entrance...

Sign: Cafe Mami.

title: PSI 173: Let’s go! PK Academy PSIkickers!

{2}

ai(a): 4:43 pm...

ai(b): Ah! There we are!

{3}

ai(a): And here he...

ai(b): Comes!

1: Welcome.

Fx: jingle jingle

{4}

sai: Good grief... Here too...?

{5}

sai: I don’t know what you’re planning...

{6}

sai: But can you stop showing up before me everywhere I go?

ai: Heyo♡

-

Page 008

{1}

top: My fighting technique?

It's nothing really, I'm just

using ESP.

This week’s ESP Haiku model: Saiki Kusuo-san (16)

Sign: Ultimate

{2}

title: PSI 137: Let’s go! PK Academy PSIkickers!

-

Page 009

{1}

1: Thanks for waiting.

Sign: Cafe Mami

{2}

1: Here’s our house coffee jelly.

Sai: What a pain... Even though went out of my way to come on a day when Mera-san wasn’t working...

fx: set

{3}

sai: So why is she here? Seriously...

ai(a): I never pegged you as the kind of guy who liked sweets Kusuo. That’s hilarious.

ai(b): Let’s go to a dessert buffet some time.

Sai: Don’t sit next to me. Go sit on the other side.

Fx: click

{4}

sai: As for how she knew I was going to be here... I don’t even need to ask.

Ai: Hey, were you surprised that I was here!?

{5}

ai: Sorry! I scryed it ♡

ai: Aha,

sai: This is the problem with ESPers.

Fx: Ta-dah★

{6}

ai(a): Well, I'm pretty sure you already knew, since you always manage to ditch me at school.

ai(b): You're like, on some whole nother level.

sai: It's because I can hear you with telepathy.

{7}

ai: Oh! That looks good!

-

Page 010

{1}

ai: Ahh.

{2}

ai(a): Woah!

ai(b): You’re no fun~

sai: nom nom

{3}

ai: Well whatever! I already ordered something so I don't care!

Ai: It’s taking forever though! Hey! Is it still not ready yet!?

{4}

ai: You've got 10 seconds!

1(a): Yes ma’am! It’s ready now!

1(b): Sorry, but you placed a very complex order!

{5}

1: As you requested: One mega serving of coffee jelly everest with caramel sauce, extra chocolate chips, and ice cream super sized.

Ai: Wo-hoah!! This looks totally dope!!

sai: That is incredible.

Fx: ta-dah

{6}

ai: You really outdid yourself old man! I’ve changed my mind about you.

1: Ha ha ha I won’t lose out to the young people just yet!

Sai: They’ve become friends.

Fx: yay yay

-

Page 011

{1}

sai: More importantly, why are you going out of your way to foresee where I’m going to be and then wait for me there?

Sai: Didn’t I tell you not to get involved with me...?

{2}

Sai: ...though right now not only is she not getting involved, but she’s even completely ignoring me.

Ai: This is going to get so many retweets.

Boss: Yay! Happy joy-py nice to meetcha-py!

Sai: Can I go now?

Fx: click click

{3}

sai: Huh!? You want to know why I was waiting for you?

Ai: You don't really need me to say it for you to know, do you?

Fx: tap tap

{4}

sai: It’s faster if you just say it though. Honestly...

ai: ...love you...

{5}

ai(a): I super love you ♡

ai(b): Super love-love.

ai(c): Pay attention to me ♡

ai: I love love love love you.

ai(a): I love you so much

ai(b): BIG LOVE　♡

ai(c): Wuv you ♡

ai(d): Cutie wootie lovey wuvy ♡

{6}

Sai: I still don't understand. I should just leave.

Ai: Huh!? Wait, where are you going!

Fx: clatter

{7}

tori: Huh?

-

Page 012

{1}

tori: Huhhh!?

{2}

tori: Saiki-san’s on a date!?

Ai: Huh? Who are you?

Sai: The annoyances have increased.

Fx small: run run run run run

fx large: BAM

{3}

tori: Woah! You’re the transfer student boob girl!!

ai: Ah! You’re the p*nis aura playboy!!

tori: P*nis aura!?

Ai: Besides, what does a suspicious guy like you want with my boo!?

Tori: Your boo!? Is this for real Saiki-san!?

{4}

sai: Shut up.

Ai: Nmph!?

Tori: Fbgh!?

Fx: Slam

fx small: snap

{5}

tori: ...!? Wait... what are you doing!? I understand if it was just me, but this girl...

{6}

ai: Isn’t that dangerous? Your powers are totally gonna be found out...

-

Page 013

{1}

1: Huh!?

{2}

tori: You told tits mcgee about your powers!!??

ai: Huhh!? Why does he know about your powers, Kusuo!!?

sai: I repeat: Shut up.

Fx: boom

{3}

ai: I thought it was our special secret!?

Tori(a): But you were trying that hard to hide it...

tori(b): Don’t tell me... you gave in to the power of boobs!?

sai: Lower your voices already.

{4}

ai: I mean like, why would you ever tell someone as loose lipped as him!?

boss: They’re pretty noisy over there... I wonder what they’re talking about?

Sai: At this rate one more person is going to know.

Fx: shout shout

fx bot: sneak

{5}

sai: You two are the only ones at our school who know.

Sai: and the reason I told is the same for both of you.

{6}

text: The same...!?

TextP: Then that means this girl also had her abilities acknowledged by Saiki san and is permitted to be his right hand man...!?

Sai: I haven’t acknowledged anyone and I’m not permitting anything.

{7}

text: The same...!?

Text: Then that mean just like me, he thinks Saiki is his soul mate!?

Text: Huh!? BL!?

Sai: No one is anyone’s soul mate and there is no BL.

-

Page 014

{1}

sai: It’s because both of you also have special powers.

Sai: I just figured it would be better to tell you myself then to have you find out with your own abilities.

{2}

tori: Huh... So that means you have ESP too...?

ai(a): Huh!?

ai(b): Are you serious right now!? This guy’s obviously just your average joe!

{3}

ai(a): Oh, is that it?

ai(b): Is your power that you can tell a girl’s three sizes just by looking?

Tori: Oh come on! Don’t underestimate me! I was born in a temple family!!

tori: Don’t think I'll forgive you just because your bust is 89cm!

sai: So he can tell.

{4}

tori: I have the power to see ghosts!

Ai: Huh? Wait, for realsies?

{5}

tori: For realsies! I’m a spiritual medium.

Tori: I can talk to ghosts and have them possess my body.

{6}

ai(a): Aren’t you just delusional?

ai(b): Shouldn’t you go to the hospital get your head examined?

Tori: I’m not seeing hallucinations!?

-

Page 015

{1}

tori: Well, I’m used to people not believing me, so let me show you some proof.

Tori: Hey.

{2}

tori(a): ...mutter... mutter...

tori(b): mutter mutter mutter...

ai: ? Who are you talking to?

tori(a): ...mutter... mutter...

tori(b): ...okay!

Fx: intense intense

{3}

tori: Rose pink T-Back...!

Ai: Huh!?

Tori: That’s the underwear you’re wearing right now.

Fx big: Boom

fx small: Swish

{4}

tori: I had a ghost check and tell me!

Tori: Well? Was I right?

Fx: ta-dah

{5}

tori: If I was, then as proof how about you show

fx: Kick

{6}

ai: He was right!

Ai: Tch... These were my fighting panties too...

tori: ...It was too fast, I couldn’t see...

{7}

sai: When did ghosts start agreeing to requests like that?

Tori: heheh... I’m not the same as before.

Fx: wobble

{8}

tori: I’ve gotten some negotiation material...

tori(a): In exchange for them doing what I ask...

tori(b): Urgh!!

fx: Flinch

-

Page 016

{1}

tori: Mo-poh.

Fx: snap

{2}

tori: Yyeeeaaahhh!!!

tori: It’s flesh!! All right!!

fx: ta-dah

{3}

tori: Wahaha!! Gravity!!

tori: Gravity is crazy!!

fx: bounce bounce

{4}

tori(a): Woohoo! Wind pressure!!

tori(b): I can feel the air!!

fx top: whoosh whoosh

fx bot: spin spin spin spin spin spin

{5}

1: Yes yes yes yes yes!!

2: I can’t get enough!!

fx top: Jab jab jab

fx bot: stab stab stab

{6}

tori(a): Wahoo... huh!?

tori(b): That’s it!?

Tori: Wait, hold on, just a little l-...

{7}

tori(A): ......!

tori(b): Phew...

tori: ...Do you get it now? Saiki-san...

fx: silence...

{8}

tori: I got him to tell me the color of her underwear in exchange for me lending him my body...!

Sai: You wanted to know that badly, huh.

Fx big: Ta-dah

fx small: huff huff

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{1}

ai: Hey, this guy might seriously be bad news... you should stop hanging out with him.

Sai: You make an extremely good point.

Tori: There! That’s my power!!

{2}

tori: Now it’s your turn, tits mcgee!!

ai: Oh, me?

{3}

ai: I’m a fortune teller! I can see the future, the past, or whenever!

Ai: And let me just say, unlike your powers, mine are the real deal! Get it!

Fx: Ta-dah

{4}

tori: Fortune telling~? You sure you don't mean body selling?

Ai: I’ll kill you!!

tori: Besides, it’s probably just stuff like Aquariuses will be lucky today, right?

{5}

tori: It would be a different story if you could foresee the winning lottery numbers or something, but...

ai: I can.

{6}

ai: I can foresee them...

ai: Got a problem with that?

Fx big: ta-dah

fx small: whoosh

{7}

tori: ...huh...

tori: Well isn’t that impressive...

fx: whoosh

{8}

tori: In that case...

fx: crouch

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Page 018

{1}

tori: Please make me your disciple!!

ai: No way!!

fx: Boom

{2}

tori: I’ll clean, do the laundry, give you massages, provide night service, anything you want!! Please!!

ai(a): Even if you try to butter me up now, it’s no use!!

ai(b): You’re disgusting!!

{3}

sai: That’s amazing. So you can even do stuff like that...

ai(a): Huh? Well, I guess?

ai(b): It’s nothing compared to what you can do though Kusuo. ~blush~

{4}

sai: No, even I don’t have the ability to predict whatever I want.

Ai: But getting the winning lotto numbers has a high chance of things turning out badly.

{5}

ai(a): A person’s luck moves like a wave.

ai(b): Whenever something really lucky happens, something really unlucky is sure to follow so that it always balances out to net 0.

ai: That’s why if you win the lottery, you might just end up dying on the very same day.

{6}

ai(a): One time, before I knew about this, I used my powers to win 3 free packets of Yotchan Squid in a row, and the very next day I got hit by a truck.

ai(b): My bones were totally shattered! Lol ♡

sai: That’s not net 0 at all.

Text: Yotchan Squid

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Page 019

{1}

tori: Woah... what the heck? That means your powers are completely useless...

tori(a): You got your bones broken (lol) just from winning 3 packets of Yotchan Squid? Wow that’s terrible...

tori(b): Can I take back the groveling I did?

Ai: Huh!?

{2}

ai(a): Yeah but I can foresee anything about other people!!

ai(b): It’s way more amazing than your stupid power that only let’s you hallucinate!!

tori: Huh!? You don’t understand anything about what makes my power great!!

{3}

tori: It seems I have no choice but to make you understand...

tori: just who the weakest, most disgraceful member of the PK Psychic Trio is...!

sai: I don’t remember forming any trios.

Fx: menace menace

{4}

ai: You're the one who needs to understand..

Ai: We already have our super love love ESPer Combo, so you’re not necessary.

sai: We have no such thing.

Fx: menace

{5}

tori: Okay then! Let’s compete to see who’s more worthy of being Saiki-san’s sidekick!!

ai: Bring it on!! You’re going down!!

tori: What should the competition be!?

Sai: Well, I’ve eaten my coffee jelly. Guess I’ll go home.

Fx wht: Shout Shout

fx: Scoot

{6}

sai: Seriously. What a waste of time... hm?

Aai: How about... uhhh...

fx: shout shout

{7}

sai: Nwah!!

1: What’s wrong!?

Fx: Clatter

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Page 020

{1}

fxtop: Menace menace

fx left: Boom

{2}

tori: Woah! It’s a cockroach!!

ai: Huhh? Ew, you’re right.

Ai: ? Wait, but aren’t you freaking out a little too much?

{3}

tori: Stupid! Saiki-san hates bugs enough to pee his pants!!

sai: I didn’t...

tori: All right! Whoever eliminates that bug gets to be the sidekick!!

ai: Huhh!? Hey, wait!!

fx: dash

{4}

tori: All right! Let’s go! Are any of you good with bugs!?

1: Not me.

2: I’ll take care of it.

{5}

tori: All right! I’ll leave it to you then!! I’m not actually good with bugs myself...

1: Geheheh... Bugs are easy as pie...

text: Possession!!

fx: Boom

{6}

1: I’ll turn you into a pancake!!

tori: Huh? Hey, wait... with my bare hand!?

Fx: Whoosh

{7}

1: Ah!! It’s escaping!!

fx big: Smack

fx small: flutter flutter

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Page 021

{1}

1: And now it's going... what!? That girl...

ai: I used foresight to see that it would fly here!!

fx: Ta-dah

Cans: bug spray

{2}

ai: Take this! Cockroach repell...

ai: Ew never mind I can’t do this!! I can’t stand bugs either!!

fx top: flap flap flap flap

fx: duck

Can: bug spray

{3}

tori: Hey! Why are you running away!! Aren’t you psychic!?

Ai: You do something about it!

Fx: Aaaahhhh

{4}

fx: smack

{5}

boss: Ahh~ I’m so sorry, I’ll take care of it.

Boss: Even though we just had the place fumigated last week~

{6}

tori: ...let’s just call today’s match a draw...

ai: S... Sounds good...

sai: Glad to have you as my sidekick, manager.

Sign: Cafe Mami