#love love love the tiefs

[crocodiller]

happy lil family

[linka-from-captain-planet]

most important ship in the game

[dent-de-leon]

I had the chance to commission @galacticjonah and they drew the most lovely Kingsley Tealeaf, I adore it so much ; ; They're an amazing artist and were just so kind the whole process, please check out his work and support him if you like this piece :)

[danikatze]

[ID in alt text]

This Inktober drawing really needed some colour and it took me almost 7 months (on and off) to accomplish it.. But I did it! Yay! And I think turned out cute :3

[basket-of-loquats]

jealousy

[bara-izu]

Halion looks like he would give such great hugs 🥺

The main motivation for his paladin workout

[thestarfishface]

I am a simple person. I see the opportunity to give my D&D characters cameo in my webcomic, I take it.

Behold: Humanized versions of Verity and Rodin in today's Castoff page! The only time Rodin will ever be taller than her. Points at them.

[stitchy-face]

THE BIT AND THE BLADE ⚔️🐎ON SHELVES FEBRUARY 197X

"Butch may have bested the infamous Drake Knight Valegra at the tourney, but will it be enough to tame the tensions between them?

Find out in THE BIT AND THE BLADE, a steamy romance x tournament story coming soon . . ."

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

Good wizard~

[honkowo]

ok follow-up 2 yesterdays sexpenis post: TIEFLING REPRODUCTIVE ANATOMY👍💥

(pic under the readmore cos its nsfw👍 technically(its just a diagram but in case u dont wanna get jumpscared by tiefling hole lol))

textpost copypasted from the FA post i made first cos i DONT TRUST TUMBLR TO BE NICEYS:

THINGS WORTH NOTING ABT TIEFLING REPRODUCTIVE ANATOMY:

-when flaccid, the muscles in a tiefs dick tighten up & r pulled into the dick pocket for better protection(the flaccid setup is almost identical-looking to the "female" setup w the exception of prominent balls).

-in order to maintain a high sperm count, "male" supergonads need to stay cool & sit lower in the body compared to "female" supergonads which produce a lot less sperm due to sitting higher up(tho can still produce some).the opposite is the case w eggs(they prefer hotter temps).

-both sperm & eggs stay dormant in the supergonad to avoid unwanted self-fertilization. when the tief wants to asexually reproduce, an egg & a handful of sperm will get shunted towards the vag via the fallopian tube in which the cells will wake up & fertilize.

-due to their CRAZY AGGRESSIVE genetics, tieflings have a higher rate of being intersex compared 2 other humanoids(with genital-related abnormalities & ambiguous genitalia being much more common due to male & female setups being as similar as they are). genitalia also tends to look more fucked up when hybridisation is thrown into the mix(for e.g. krei has dwarf genes in him & so his dick is much more humanoid & also has more abnormalities in the form of hypospadias & undescended testes).

-tieflings having only XY or XX chromosones is REALLY FUCKING RARE & is almost always paired together with the gene that causes directly upright horns(XY) or horns that twist together at the base(XX).

-the ratio of X to Y chromosones in a tief will change the shape of their horns(more X's than Y's: weirdass curves r more common & higher chance of asymmetrical horns. more Y's than X's: simpler & more uniform-looking horns.). horn length is unaffected by chromosones(its affected by mana count & age instead).

[britcision]

Still genuinely baffled by a comment I saw about Legend of Vox Machina not really dealing with the Calamity in the first 2 seasons

I can only assume it’s from someone who didn’t watch the first campaign, or wasn’t aware of the timeline, because the only thing we knew about the Calamity for most of Vox Machina’s campaign was “well shit that sounded bad, made the divine gate, got cool items tho”

The Raven Queen not being one of the original gods basically didn’t come up until it was Final Boss time, and she was the most present deity in the campaign (it was a real big deal that she threw in for VM and tbh no one appreciated it the way we will now that Downfall is out)

ExU: Calamity didn’t happen until after the first season had already aired

They. Literally couldn’t have referenced it. It didn’t exist.

And given animation schedules, and that there was only about 6 months between ExU: Calamity happening at all and the season release, the scripts were definitely already finalized by the time Brennan picked up the DM screen

They really are bringing it up at the first possible opportunity, and frankly way earlier than Vox Machina really should.

Minor timeline spoilers ahead:

We’re still in the Chroma Conclave arc, the concept of the Vestiges was still brand new and they were pretty focused on how they’d be useful against the Big Fuck Off Dragons Attacking Everything

They didn’t even go to the Hells until after Keyleth finished her DruidQuest, Scanlan didn’t even go it was a Taryon adventure

(Poor Noelle Stevenson had to come back to try and guest again a week later because they got side tracked it was amazing)

(Also anyone who enjoyed the Honey Heists and wondered where Tova came from that’s her they met her in Hell)

Matt had the concept of the Calamity prepared well in advance of the campaign even airing and the reason it didn’t come up much in campaign 1 is the same reason we didn’t get even just hefty lore drops in the first 2 seasons - never mind that they couldn’t possibly have included events from a mini campaign that hadn’t happened:

It wasn’t all that relevant

The animated show isn’t just for Critters who already know all about the world and Vox Machina and they really are squeezing as much extra juice into it for us as they can

But it’s also a starting off point for people who’ve never heard of Critical Role, and has pretty faithfully followed the campaign so far

There’s really not a good place in the Briarwood arc to stop and talk about ancient history older than the gotdang vampire, Vecna has to wait his turn

And then there’s literal dragons everywhere wrecking shop and they have 20 minutes to get through multiple 3-4 hour long episodes

Matt’s wiggling as much in there as fast as he can, pretty sure the first two seasons already had more Calamity lore than the VM campaign

But

But

Can you even imagine

Animated ExU: Calamity 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[sketchyandsketches]

Balance

[ifritpizza]

im about to be sick im going to blow up my pc

[dent-de-leon]

seeing more people posting about mr mollymauk while rewatching c2 warms my whole heart--

[ramblingmenace]

you know, I thought Peregrine and Gale might just be stealing glances at each other and being flirty with the other for a bit, but literally the night after weave night he said he'd be gladdened to know he'll have the pleasure of her company in the morning, so uh, maybe it's a little more than just glances

[vielle-art]

lil flats comm for Taamirau of their oc, Sterling!!