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ok follow-up 2 yesterdays sexpenis post: TIEFLING REPRODUCTIVE ANATOMYđđ„
(pic under the readmore cos its nsfwđ technically(its just a diagram but in case u dont wanna get jumpscared by tiefling hole lol))
textpost copypasted from the FA post i made first cos i DONT TRUST TUMBLR TO BE NICEYS:
THINGS WORTH NOTING ABT TIEFLING REPRODUCTIVE ANATOMY:
-when flaccid, the muscles in a tiefs dick tighten up & r pulled into the dick pocket for better protection(the flaccid setup is almost identical-looking to the "female" setup w the exception of prominent balls).
-in order to maintain a high sperm count, "male" supergonads need to stay cool & sit lower in the body compared to "female" supergonads which produce a lot less sperm due to sitting higher up(tho can still produce some).the opposite is the case w eggs(they prefer hotter temps).
-both sperm & eggs stay dormant in the supergonad to avoid unwanted self-fertilization. when the tief wants to asexually reproduce, an egg & a handful of sperm will get shunted towards the vag via the fallopian tube in which the cells will wake up & fertilize.
-due to their CRAZY AGGRESSIVE genetics, tieflings have a higher rate of being intersex compared 2 other humanoids(with genital-related abnormalities & ambiguous genitalia being much more common due to male & female setups being as similar as they are). genitalia also tends to look more fucked up when hybridisation is thrown into the mix(for e.g. krei has dwarf genes in him & so his dick is much more humanoid & also has more abnormalities in the form of hypospadias & undescended testes).
-tieflings having only XY or XX chromosones is REALLY FUCKING RARE & is almost always paired together with the gene that causes directly upright horns(XY) or horns that twist together at the base(XX).
-the ratio of X to Y chromosones in a tief will change the shape of their horns(more X's than Y's: weirdass curves r more common & higher chance of asymmetrical horns. more Y's than X's: simpler & more uniform-looking horns.). horn length is unaffected by chromosones(its affected by mana count & age instead).
#owo whats this#dnd#spec bio#tiefs#was meant 2 be making npc cheatsheets 4 my dm today but i couldnt get this outta my head so i smashed this out#will get back 2 those now teehee#also its got fuckall notes atm but im actualky rlly glad kreis ass got a good reception like i was fully prepared 2 get exiled or smthn-#-silly by my mutuals but NO THEY WERE ALL NICEYS YAY YIPPEE#ty mutuals u r all so cool & awesome peace an love#đŹđđ i think thats the combo newt used lol#n e way thats all my yapping i need 2 PISS bye
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Recently I went into the DBS fandom wiki to read about the Goku Black/Future Trunks arc, because I haven't watched DBS past the Tournament of Power and the concept of Goku Black intrigued me so much. I'm so glad I didn't waste my time watching the episodes because Jesus
#dbs spoilers in the tags here don't read if you don't wanna know but:#it pisses me off so much that the writers wrote the climax of this arc into such a corner that they had to rely on some deus ex machina bs#like seriously? instead of the gang who's been fighting tooth and fucking NAIL this whole time coming out on top#they have to resort to summoning zeno to clean up their mess#like I get that fuzed zamasu is more powerful than anything they'd faced before but like. the guys almost always deal with that#its fine if the writers wanted to do something different for a change. but maaan not like this#also I Really need to talk about the characterization here for a sec#first off they made chichi such a bitch. like she gets mad at present goku#cause the goku from the future alt timeline or whatever got taken over by zamasu and became goku black and killed chichi and goten#and chichi's mad that goku didn't do his âfatherly dutyâ and protect goten like???? how COULD he#dude had his body swapped and was then killed by goky black wtf did you want him to DO?#also this is the infamous arc where goku says he doesn't know what a kiss is#you know. present goku. the goku who's been married 20 years with 2 kids.#also there's a scene where the gangs like âboy we really coulda used sone sensu beans right about now. hey goku I thought you had those?â#and goku goes âoops oh silly me! I forgot them here in the current timeline when I went to use the bathroom teehee!!â like DUDE??#I am tearing the DBS writing staff apart with my bare teeth and shaking them around like a chew toy#the only good thing to come out of this arc was the CONCEPT of goku black/evil goku cause that makesme feral#that and also near the end of the arc where goku is working security for mr satan at the world invention conference in West City.#goku with his hair geled back is so fucking CUTE. and he's wearing a suit too?? literally killing me. I am in love with this man#I wanna mess that geled hair up soo badly but also wanna trace my fingers along the hard strands as well. I am unhinged.#I did actually watch that clip of that scene on YouTube because I had to. literally the best thing out of the arc#but thats just the opinion of a crazy person who didn't actually watch the arc#btw I realize fandom wiki sucks ass but the summary about each episode in the entire arc was quite detailed#star scrambles
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Can u do a Reader x epic various where y/n is apart of Ody's crew and during the end of thunder bringer Zeus kidnaps y/n and takes them to Olympus instead of letting them either drown or get washed up onto Calypso's island?đ„°đ„°đ€©đ€© It'd be cool if during God games or something Athena finds out what Zeus did and now instead of the games being just to free Ody from Calypso's island, it's ALSO about freeing y/n from Olympus and reuniting them with Odysseus?? Sorry if this doesn't make sense or if it's too much work lol, just write this however you want if you even wanna write it at all teehee ^^"
blinks i think i went through 37 different emotions while writing this, most of them were bad. Ok so, I'm not sure how good this is but please don't kill međ TW: Zeus gives reader Ganymede treatment
Part 2
Masterlist
Stolen Soldier
Various (kind of) x Reader
EPIC: The Musical ~ Oneshot ~ Angst
Words: 1.6K
Published: 11-4-2024
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Thunder roared, winds whipped, and waves rocked the lone ship back and forth. Standing on the bow of the ship was a figure of divine power and presence, waiting with a wicked grin. âChoose,â the king of the gods demanded harshly.
âChoose?â Odysseus muttered, looking at Zeus in fear. âSomeoneâs got to die today, and you have got the final say. You,â he pointed to Odysseus before gesturing to the rest of the crew, âor your crew.â
The captain looked to his crew, locking eyes with Y/nâhis best friend, his rock, his shelter. He took a shaky breath, looking back to Zeus in desperation.
âPlease donât make me do this; donât make me do this,â Odysseus begged. His mind seemed to be playing tricks on him. Looking back at his crew, he saw a range of emotions: anger, hurt, terror, grief, and more. Taking a daring glance at his closest friend, the soldier felt his heart shatter. Holding back tears, Y/n gave him a hesitant nod to show it was ok.
Then, a new voice tore his gaze away from his crew. Looking out over the sea and to the clouds, a figure of familiarity seemed to take place within the clouds. Illusion or not, that was his wife.
Penelope. Odysseus took staggering steps across the shaking boat and to the edge. Both of his hands latched to the wooden railing, his eyes never moving from the clouded position of his partner. Memories flooded his judgment, from his crew and Y/n, to his family waiting for him. âCaptain?â A voice of uncertainty spoke up. Eurylochus. The said captain couldnât even dare face his right-hand man as the sky darkened and Penelope faded back to the clouds.
âI have to see her," Odysseus whispered, tears brimming in his eyes as he finally looked back at his crew. The general saw all of the hurt and betrayal in his menâs expressions. The fear hurt the most to see. âBut weâll die,â Eurylochus pleaded. Odysseus knew he would regret this option until his final breath. Once he got home, how would he tell Ctimene he was the cause of her husband's death? âI know,â Odysseusâ voice broke, a few stray droplets not belonging to the storm washed down his cheeks.Â
At the end of those words, the thunder roared, and Zeus grinned evilly. Zeus rose above the clouds, lightning moving to gather in his raised hand.
âThunder, bring her through the wringer.â The crew drew their weapons in defense, charging towards Odysseus with murderous intent. Y/n stood away from the fight, not daring to lift any sort of weapon against her best friend.
âShow her I'm the judgment call. The one who makes her kingdom fall. Lightning, wield her, use and yield her.âÂ
As the crew closed in on their captain, the air started to become tense and electrified. Y/n took a step back from the chaos, looking up to see a phenomenon of heavenly power. âShow her what she canât conceal; her true nature will be revealed.â
A bright light enclosed the surrounding sky, ripping down to the center of the ship. In an instant, a deafening crack sounded, and all light faded to black. Y/n felt like her soul was being ripped apart as she opened her mouth to scream her pain, but no noise came out. Then she felt a drop, only to be brought into a suffocating embrace of cold. Finally, her mind cut out. ~~~~~ Y/n felt different. She didnât sense the shivering water anymore, but instead a subtle warmth. It took a few minutes, but eventually she managed to peek open her eyes. Y/n wasnât on a ship in the middle of the sea with the night sky above anymore, but instead there was a grand painting on the ceiling of white marble overhead. Looking around slowly, the young woman saw an unfamiliar scene.
A lavish bedroom surrounded her, furnishings a king could only dream of sitting like average decor in each nook and cranny. Moving her hands, Y/n felt the silk sheets of a glorious bed below her. Ivory blankets fell from her body as she slowly rose up from her position. Placing her feet on the cold marble flooring, the mortal stepped through the room. It wasnât long before she found herself in front of a floor-length mirror.Â
White and gold fabric draped down on her bodyâa dress fit for a goddess of divine origin. Confusion clouded her eyes as she scanned her new attire. That puzzlement was quickly replaced with fear as two wooden doors opened, revealing an even more confusing sight.
A tall man wearing a white toga entered the room without a care of knocking. Striding to where Y/n stood, she instinctively took steps back from him. âMy dear, why do you back away?â The smile on his face was unnerving, especially with the nickname. Y/n recognized that voice immediately, terror coursing through her veins as her lips parted to let out a gasp.
âZeus.â
The god in question continued to walk towards her with that two-faced smile until he backed the mortal into a wall. âMmm, youâre as smart as you are beautiful,â he took her hand, placing a kiss on her knuckles. Y/n shuddered in disgust and fear; her heart raced faster than a chariot racer's steeds. She wanted to push him away, but her body felt locked in place. Y/n tried to speak, but her lips were closed tightly like a stone wall. âHm, dear, I think I know a dress thatâd fit your body much better. Let me help.â
~~~~~
Within only the second morning of the Heavenly Palace, Y/n had the overwhelming urge to jump off. But she wouldnât be allowed such a pleasure with the god at her side. Zeus had taken it upon himself to guide the mortal on a tour through Olympus, which only influenced her thoughts.Â
Y/n kept her eyes on Zeus every second. Not out of intrigue or anything of that sort, but of apprehension. Each movement of his that was near her direction, the mortal would tense up and pause everything. Soon enough, the king of Olypmus noticed and grinned with faux comfort. âDear, you seem tense. Allow me to ease you.â ~~~~~ Day after day. Weeks after week. Zeus never let Y/n leave his side, threatening any god or goddess who even dared to give her a sympathetic glance. The woman was a shell of who she once was. Her eyes sunk and her soul depleted; she felt her life draining by the day. Not in mortality-wise, no Zeus would never let her perish. But in consideration of her spirit.
Each night she would cry until no more salt would leave, leaving only choking sobs. Each night she was infiltrated by the king of Olympus. Y/n would stare at herself in the mirror, vomit building in her throat as her eyes trailed down to every mark on her body. No spot was untouched. No matter how hard she tried, Y/n could never wash off the sin. The mortal would scrub her skin until she was raw and bleeding, but the phantom touches remained.
Each night she missed her home and friends more and more. Where was Odysseus now? Did he forget all about her when he returned to Ithaca? What about Penelope? Would she miss her best friend?Â
Seven years. Seven years of misery, force, and agony. Seven years of physical and mental torture she endured to no fault.
But soon, like all stories, her savior arrived. ~~~~~
Athena stood in front of her father, spear and shield in hand, while staring into the kingâs eyes murderously.
âIâve played your game and won. Release them,â the goddess of wisdom demanded, shifting her gaze to where Y/n stood anxiously beside Zeusâ throne. The mortal had gone through so much, and Athena was determined to save her.Â
Zeus glowered down at his daughter, rage covering his expression. âYou dare to defy me? To make me feel shame?â He growled, his fists clenching so tight that his knuckles turned a bright alabaster. âNo one beats me; no one wins my game!â
The lightning god stood up threateningly, his hands glowing a static yellow. âThunder, bring her through the wringer!â The air was caught in Y/nâs throat at the familiar words, her eyes wide in horror. Zeus rose up, the electricity in his hands growing as the woman noticed the alarmed looks on the other godâs expressions. âShow her Iâm the judgment call, the one who makes her kingdom FALL!â With a vociferous burst, he threw the lightning at his daughter, forcing her back onto the floor. Once the light faded, everyone looked to see the warrior lying face down, her body still as ice. âIs she dead?â the voice of her brother Ares asked hesitantly. Y/n thought back to every moment her and Odysseus had been with Athena. They were an unstoppable force together. Now though, Y/n only wanted to rush to the goddess side. Before anyone could do anything, Athena struggled to her feet, holding her aegis in defense while pointing the spear tip to her father.
Zeusâ look of utter shock soon turned to rage at her defiance. In response, he sent a barrage of bolts towards his favorite child. Against this attack, the war patroness held her shield strong and pushed against the force, making her way to her father.
Finally, at the feet of the king, she grabbed his arm and fell to her knees.
âLet them go, please. Let them go.â Her plea was finished as the goddess collapsed, her breath slowing to a stop.
#x reader#betterthanyalls#oneshot#ask#epic the musical x reader#epic the musical#epic zeus#zeus#zeus x reader#epic musical#epic the thunder saga#epic the wisdom saga#oddyseus#epic odysseus#odysseus
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sensational; part ii
6.8k | joel miller x f!innocent!reader follow-up to sensational
summary: you've tasked joel with teaching you about all of the things you missed. he's back for more...teaching moments. warnings: smut (duh), 18+, mdni. softdom!joel vibes in this one, joel gives reader an anatomy lesson, pet names (lots of dollface) fingering, praise kink to the gods, masturbation (f and brief m), reader gives joel a hand(y), grinding, bit of a corruption kink toward the end, jesus there might need to be a part 3 note: well. look at what you guys did. you went and loved on sensational so much and asked for a part 2 so often that i just had to grant your wishes. i hope youâre fckn happyâđŒđ„č (this is all jokes iâm so excited to write more of this dynamic teehee)
You'd never counted yourself as a dreamer of any sort; when sleep clouded your brain at night, every thought faded along with it. Aside from the occasional nightmare, reminding you of your parents' absence, you hadn't had an actual dream since you were a kid.
Of course, that night in Joel's house had changed everything, in every possible way. In just an hour or so he had taken your world into his hands, shaped it, flipped it, and returned it to you, unrecognizable. His name was carved into everything you saw and touched, and this included your dreams.
He was everywhere in your head when you slept. So much so that you'd begun to forget which was reality and which was a figment of your imagination, which made your patrols with him all the more humiliating.
Your hands were cold. It was all you could focus on as you followed Joel along your normal patrol route. Just twelve hours had passed since that night in his house, when he'd touched you with rough hands and what taught you what it meant to feel desired. His words still rang clear in your head days later:
Trust me, doll. I've got so much more to teach you.
It sent your head reeling just to think about it now. The memory of his fingertips grazing the side of your face as he'd said it, those brown eyes sparkling with desire for youâa vision of contentment.
You had leaned into his touch subconsciously, reaching a hand up to trace the line of his wrist. His eyes had darted to where your fingers pressed to his skin, a soft grin replacing his satisfied smirk. "I'd better get you home, then," he'd whispered.
It had taken everything in you to ignore the small pang of disappointment that had bloomed in your gut, but it was an easier task when he'd dropped his lips to your forehead.
"No one'll miss me at home," you'd protested quietly, trying not to relish too much in the feeling of his beard scratching at the space between your eyebrows.
This sentiment was true. You still didn't know how things had worked out so well, but after arriving in Jackson, Tommy (the fact that it was Joel's younger brother made this seem all the less coincidental) and Maria had been more than accommodating. They'd offered you your own space, a house to yourself. Granted, it was much smaller than Joel's, but it was your own. It had become home in the four short years you'd lived in Jackson.
No one was waiting for you at home. It was a fact that used to make your throat close up, memories taunting you every moment they could. Now it was a welcomed thought, if it meant that you could remain in the heady presence of Joel Miller.
But he'd only shaken his head, his brown eyes flitting down to your lips before returning to your gaze. "I'm sure they'll notice when you don't come strolling out of your own place in the mornin'," he'd insisted gently. His thumb traced your bottom lip when your shoulders slumped. You hoped you didn't look as pitiful as you felt, your lip threatening to push outward in a pout.
"Might not be able to keep my hands to myself tonight if I let you stay," he'd breathed. You didn't care if he said it as an apology, or if it was actually true.
Because who were you to disagree with him? It was Joel.
So without more than a lingering hand on your wrist, he'd walked you to your door. When you'd teased him for such a chivalrous act, he'd cocked an eyebrow, glancing sideways at you. "Can't just let you walk home alone after that," he'd scoffed, his voice rough again in the outdoors. A few people were still milling about despite it being darker than pitch after nightfall. "M'not a complete scoundrel," he said with a wry grin.
Your front door always looked so inviting, a place for you to take a breath and relax after a long day. In that moment, it was taking everything in you to put one foot in front of the other and return to your own place.
"Scoundrel," you'd mused, hoping the amusement in your voice covered the way you leaned back with every step, as if you could claim one more touch of his bodyâarm, chest, shoulderâto send you to bed with nothing but him on your mind. "Kind of a big word, wouldn't you say?" you'd teased him, just as he'd done to you. "Sure you know what it means?"
The twitch of his jaw was enough of a reward for your attempt at humor, but your satisfied smirk had been wiped clean off your face when he'd darted a glance around before leaning in, hovering just centimeters from your face.
It occurred to you in that moment that you'd truly only kissed him once. A shame, a voice in your head sighed. His lips were devastatingly plump, even in the darkness.
Joel had stayed there, his eyes tearing down to your mouth before warning you in that deliciously low baritone, "I know what it is. Best get inside," his jaw twitched once more and you caught him clenching and unclenching his fists, "'fore I show you what it means to be a scoundrel."
You'd gone inside with a shaky breath and the return of that familiar pulse that, it seemed, only he knew how to ignite.
â
Joel chose not to look in the mirror when he'd gone home that night. He wasn't sure he'd be able to stand the way his hair was undoubtedly wild, his eyes hard with desire, and his hands still aching with the memory of her squirming body in his lap.
After four years of near silence, this girl had unraveled him. After all those days on patrol with her, nothing to do except look at her when she wouldn't notice, Joel Miller had been undone.
The next day, waking up early with the stiffness in his boxers begging to be dealt with, Joel spit on his palm and wrapped it around his cock, releasing a sigh. Fuck's sake, he thought with a groan. Can't hardly get a full night's sleep anymore.
It should have annoyed him; it was certainly an inconvenience. But if it meant that he'd get to spend more time thinking about her body and her lips and her eyes when she asked those incessant questions, then so be it. He'd never sleep another wink and be glad for it.
It didn't take long for his release to come, not when the memories of her whines were so fresh in his mind. To think that he'd had her on his lap, hips squirming in that way that only she knew...it was enough to make himâ"A grown fuckin' man," he reminded himselfâspill into his hands and draw ragged breaths into his lungs to recover.
With an arm thrown across his face, he latched onto the image of her in the heat of ecstasy, her eyelids fluttering shut and her lips wet from constantly biting them.
For a moment, he tried to rein himself in. Can't be doin' this, he'd thought while getting ready for patrol that morning. Don't wanna take advantage of her, or fuck her up cause of my inability to control my own desires.
In reality, he'd considered, did she really know what she was getting herself into? With little more knowledge than the mechanics of reproduction, it had been evident with the events of the previous night that she knew nothing of what pleasure could be. Did he really want to be responsible for her discovery of such things?
But when he went to the stables an hour later and saw her standing in the snow with an extra twinge in her grin and her eyes sparkling despite the echoes of fatigue in her irises, every doubt dissipated immediately. He pretended not to notice the way her eyes lingered on his back when they saddled up, heading out of Jackson for the day.
Joel Miller was never one to deny a woman in need. Why should he have stopped now?
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"How'd you sleep?"
When you looked over at him, almost shocked that he'd broken the silence, your eyebrow quirked up. "Fine," you answered.
It wasn't that this patrol had been disappointing, it was just...ever since you'd left Jackson that morning, you'd been waiting for him to look at you like he had the night before, or to even acknowledge you in the way that you could still remember him doing.
Maybe it was because Tommy was nearby at the time, or maybe he'd changed his mind after all. Maybe you'd overstepped, asking a man so much older than you to teach you all of this. Maybe it hadn't happened at allâyour dreams were rather convincing these days.
If it hadn't been for those girls, hell-bent on making you feel ostracized, perhaps you wouldn't have landed yourself in this position. You probably wouldn't have had any reason to be curious about what it all meant, and you could have gone on in comfortable silence with him on your patrols.
With a heavy mind, you blew out a breath. If it hadn't been for those girls, thoughâyou never would have known the creases that sank into the corners of his eyes when he grinned at you.
Beside you, having held back to come up shoulder-to-shoulder, Joel huffed. "Bullshit, darlin'," he scoffed, casting a sideways glance in your direction.
You tightened your hands on the reins. "Excuse me?" you said sharply.
His chuckle was a soft rumble in his chest, and you ached to feel it against your back. "I saw those sleepy eyes at the stables," he crooned, the corners of his eyes crinkling just like you remembered. "Looks like someone didn't get a good night's sleep."
"Oh, and I'm just supposed to believe you slept like a damn baby, then?" You couldn't help the incredulity in your tone, but you blushed when you noticed him smirking, his lips twitching as he fought a smile away.
"'Course not," he shook his head almost dismissively. "Couldn't tell my brain to stop conjurin' pictures of you shakin' in my lap." He adjusted the way he was seated on his horse, and you couldn't help but wonder if he was getting hard at the reminder of the memory.
You, in a similar vein, were trying to ignore the unmistakable feel of heat puddling between your legs. Keeping your eyes forward, you asked, "Is that a good thing?"
Joel nodded. "A very good thing, dollface. You were so good for me last night."
Any air that had been in your lungs left in a rush, and you put a hand to your cheek, warm despite the winter's wind. You thought you heard yourself whine at the sound of the pet name.
Thankfully, he didn't say or do anything to show that he'd noticed. Instead, he tugged his horse to a stop. "Let's get down here," he said. "Walk and talk, yeah?"
The thought of walking beside him after all that had happened the night before was enough to make you freeze in your saddle, suddenly unsure of how to get down. "Yeah," you mumbled, if only to fill the silence.
You could hear the crunch of snow under his boots as he came up beside you, thick gloved hands reaching for your waist. "C'mon, darlin'," he'd insisted, "I won't bite."
There was a note of irony in his tone, and you let him pull you from your saddle, landing in the snow in front of him. Your jacket snagged against his, and you stood there for a moment, letting your frosty wisps of breath coil and furl with his. "What do you mean?" you asked, cursing your ever-present confidence when it came to asking him questions. It seemed that you'd never learn to hold your tongue.
"Hmm?" he hummed in response. "What's what mean?" He stepped away from you to grab the reins in his hand and began to walk forward in the snow.
You shook your head and pushed on, stumbling after him. When did the snow get so deep? "You sounded rather..." you trailed off, searching for the word.
"Oh, here it comes," he mused in that serious tone, hardly covering the teasing lilt that rang clear in his eyes. "Bet you're coming up with a big word right about now, huh?"
You couldn't help it when you rolled your eyes and swatted a hand at the back of his arm. "I was going to say you sounded smug," you finished. "About how you won't bite?"
There it was again. That look of slight surprise at your questions. You waited for a few moments, the two of you trudging along in the snow, before he answered quietly. "We're jumpin' ahead of ourselves, but I s'pose it won't hurt." He shrugged. "Some people like it. Biting."
You furrowed your eyebrows. "Like it?" You looked down at your hands, covered in thick gloves. "Doesn't it hurt?"
Joel smirked. "It can," he considered, "if the person gettin' bitten wants it like that." He brushed your arm with his. "But some people don't like it at all. Just depends."
You braved a look up at his face and swallowed roughly, feeling your core pulse at the sight of his rosy cheeks. "Does it have to hurt?" You didn't mean to sound so desperate; you were just curious. "I mean, is it like...like a real bite?"
It happened so quickly that you hardly had a moment to process. Joel stopped in his tracks, pulled you near, and dipped his head down to your ear. "Don't have to," he murmured, and you were just starting to quiver at the feel of his voice next to your ear when he was brushing your hair from your neck and grazing his teeth against your skin. "Can feel good, if the person doin' the biting knows how."
You couldn't help the hand that shot out to grab his arm, as if it were the only thing that might hold you up. "I'm assuming you know how," you said thickly, eyes wandering on his weathered face. Funny, you thought at the sight of his grin, he looks quite young like this.
Joel shifted his arm so he could squeeze your hand once with his before letting it go. "Don't boost my ego too high, sweetcheeks," he warned, but you could hear the humor in his voice. "Might never let go if you do."
You knew he was kidding, but the prospect that he was being serious made your stomach flutter and forced you to clench your thighs together, bringing the forefront of your attention back to the frustration that was pooling between your legs. "Joel," you muttered in a whine, not quite realizing you'd said it until he was looking at you with a twinge of concern.
"What's up, doll?" he asked, slowing to a stop. "Somethin' wrong?"
A curly tendril of his graying hair was blown into his face with the winter wind, and you wished you could brush it away with your fingers like he'd done just moments ago. "I..." you inhaled deeply, and shifted your weight. "I'm..."
It took him a moment to understand, and when he did, his eyes sparkled. "Oh, doll," he cooed, reaching forward to tug you closer to him. "Need something', huh?"
You leaned your head forward until your forehead rested against him, breathing in the scene of pine and old leather and that heady musk that was utterly Joel. Nodding into his strong chest, you brought your hand up to his wrist and tugged it down, down, down...there.
Joel's large hand cupped the mound between your legs and you swallowed harshly as it pulsed again, begging for the sweet release he'd given you the night before. "Fuck," he breathed, the vibrations of his voice rolling against your skin. "Shoulda told me you were this bothered, baby," he hummed.
You lifted your head. "I've been trying," you said in a pitiful whine, although this wasn't entirely true, and he knew it. "Why does it...why do I ache so bad?"
His smirk quivered, and his pupils were suddenly huge as he withdrew his hand from where it covered your heat, exposing it to the frigid winter air once more. "I think we've gone far enough, don't you?" he winked. "Think we may as well head back."
The implications of what would happen when you got back to Jackson made your head spin. Nodding feverishly, you let go of the twinge of embarrassment at your eagerness. "Yes, please," you hiccuped.
His tongue darted out to wet his bottom lip. "Good," he murmured.
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This was the worst possible outcome.
Just when you'd worked up to exactly where you wanted to be with Joel, with his hands on you and his intentions leading you back to his house (and hopefully his couch), Tommy stopped you at the stables.
Well, not you. Not you at all, actually. He stalked up to his older brother and said, Meeting at my place, Joel."
He'd just gotten down from his saddle to help you do the same and was letting his hands linger on your waist when the interruption happened. With his hungry eyes locked on yours, he'd been leaning into your touch and hovering his hands just inches from your heat.
You could have sworn he jumped out of his skin at the sound of Tommy's voice; you just hoped it was because of his infamous hearing loss on his ride side and decidedly not because he'd been caught standing so close to you.
"We just had a meeting last week," he said gruffly, his eyes still searching yours. For what, you weren't sureâbut you were quickly growing addicted to finding those rare flecks of gold buried in the espresso brown seas reflected back at you. His hands clenched involuntarily, and given the fact that they were resting around your hips, you got a delicious lick of pleasure that shot through your pelvis at the sensation.
Tommy didn't seem to be in the mood for dawdling. "And now we're having one this week," he insisted. "My place. Maria and the others are waiting."
You lifted your chin to see him close his eyes in annoyance. His mouth opened once; he closed it. When he opened it again, his eyes flashed along with the movement. "Alright, I'll be there in a minute," he said tersely, and you pretended not to notice the way his gloved thumb rubbed a slow circle on your hip. An apology, perhaps.
When he didn't move, you blushed with smug satisfaction. It had never been more clear that he didn't want to move.
"Joel, it's important." Usually, you'd never had an issue with Tommy. Now, of course, the sound of his voice clawed at your every hope for tonight.
With a soft look at your lips, Joel jerked his head to look at his brother. "I said give me a fuckin' minute," he said, his words clipped. "Fuck's sake," he muttered as he turned around. "Just answerin' a goddamn question," he finished, soft enough that you were sure his brother couldn't hear.
Tommy grumbled his fair share of disapproving words, but you couldn't help the grateful bubble that bloomed in your gut when you heard the shuffle of his boots as he left you alone in the stables with Joel.
He waited a moment or two before letting out a soft sigh. You couldn't have known how disappointed he was, but the way he lifted a hand to your cheek was clue enough. "New lesson, dollface," he said.
A pang of regret hit your stomach and you found yourself shaking your head. "Please?" you asked in a quiet voice. "I don't want a new lesson."
Joel grinned and sucked in a sharp breath. "I know, baby, I know." The familiar phrase threw you back to the night before, when he'd had his hands all over you, reassuring you with those exact words. But now, it wasn't a comfort. "But if I'm not around and you need to feel good..." His hand trailed down your cheek, brushed against your chest and returned to its previous spot between your legs. "I want you to practice touchin' yourself, yeah?"
His voice had become a near-painful whisper, just loud enough for you to feel rather than hear his words caress your skin. "This of me all you want, darlin'. God knows I'll be thinkin' of you at this damn...meeting," he practically spat the last word, but it didn't take away from the pressure that was building and causing you to blink rapidly. "Think about me," he repeated, "but I want you to explore this pretty body for me so you can tell me all about it when I get back."
The sound of his voice enveloped you, that heady sensation nearly making your knees give out. With a slow nod, you couldn't see yourself ever disobeying him. Not when he asked such sinful things of you.
"Okay," you whispered. "I'll try."
His mouth was in a hard line, his irritation at Tommy's interruption still prevalent. But it softened for a moment when he slid a gloved thumb over your bottom lip, letting it get pulled from its place before bouncing back. You darted your tongue out, wetting your lip in a desperate attempt to taste his leather on your skin; to taste him.
"Good," he said softly. Something new pulsed at the sound of his praise, but you fought it down. "I'll see you soon, doll."
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Despite everything you tried when you got homeâdespite squeezing your eyes shut and picturing that dimple in Joel's cheek when he smirked, or the way his arms felt when wrapped around youânothing helped. The pressure remained, the ache between your legs was ever-present, and yet...
You couldn't give yourself the release you craved. Not like Joel could.
There was no telling how long you tried, hand shoved down your pants in a sour attempt to replicate the feeling he'd given you. Your fingers were clumsy, untrained, and entirely new to the task, leaving you desperate and unsatisfied. A strangled whine left your throat when your mind flashed with the memory of his face near yours, his lips on your own, and his rough hands rubbing that small bud at your center. It was maddening.
He'd asked you to do this one thing, and you couldn't deliver. Of course, you'd never even realized this was a possibility; you'd only ever heard of men bringing themselves to the plummeting precipice of pleasure. You never considered that you could do the same.
But you didn't want to make yourself feel good. You wanted Joel to do it.
After what felt like hours, stuck in your house alone, Joel nowhere to be found, and with your hopes slipping into despair, you gave up. Your fingers would never be as rough or as thick as his. You didn't know how to explore your body when you couldn't tip yourself over the edge to ecstasy; it was impossible.
Weary and defeated, you went to bed with a groan. Joel still hadn't shown up. Either it was a long meeting, or...you didn't want to entertain the thought that he'd possibly forgotten about you. About your task to be completed.
You actually did drop off into a dreamless sleep, but when you woke to the sound of a knock at your door, you were almost positive the dreams had begun again. Swinging your legs out of bed, you trudged to the door with sleep oozing in every movement. The door opened with a click, and you blinked.
"Sorry I'm late, sweetcheeks," Joel breathed. A distant streetlamp, the only one in Jackson, was the sole source of light that illuminated the edges of his broad body on your porch. He looked near-angelic.
You didn't say anything for a moment, only crossed your arms to keep yourself warm in the face of the wintry outdoors. The relief and anticipation at seeing him here paired with the disappointment and fatigue that it had taken so long warred with each other, creating a dangerous mix as you managed to say, "Are you...hungry? Or something?"
He swallowed, and your head swam with the desire to lay your tongue flat on his neck where his Adam's apple bobbed. "Starving," he groaned, and in one step he was not only in your house but he was all over you, and you were wearing nothing but your thin pajamas.
He'd apparently already taken off his gloves, and when his hand came up to cup your cheek your body registered the chill of his fingers with a shock, despite leaning into his touch all the same. He took a moment to look at you before touching his forehead to yours, pressing his lips to yours gently. You could practically taste the restraint on his mouth, and you wanted nothing more than to beg him for everything.
Something about your face must have given it away when he pulled back because he tapped a finger against your cheek. "You look like you need somethin'." He darted a look down to your legs. "Did you do what I asked?"
You weren't sure what made you lie, but you nodded nonetheless. "Uh-huh."
Even in the dark, he was so close to you that you could see his eyebrow lift in question. You didn't know how he knew, but why wouldn't he? This was Joel. "You didn't come," he concluded, and you ducked your head. "Why not, dollface? I thought I told you to."
The implication that his request was, in fact, a command, didn't slip your mind. Your cheeks burned when you forced yourself to look at him. "I couldn't. I don't know how."
"Sure you do," he whispered. "You did real good last night for me, remember?" His lips ghosted your jaw.
You shook your head. "I don't know how. I've never...made myself come."
When Joel looked at you, you could have sworn his lips twitched, betraying the desire in his movements. "I'm sorry, babydoll," he cooed, bringing his other hand to your cheek. He slotted his lips over yours once more, and it was all you could do not to sink to the floor right there. "We'll have to fix that, won't we?"
You nodded. "Show me? Please?"
Without another word he bent to brush his lips across your hairlineâyou could have sworn you felt him inhale with his nose in your hairâand murmured, "In the morning, yeah?"
You pulled away to complain but he only gave you a soft smile. It was then that you could see the exhaustion in his face, eyes downturned despite those creases winking at you in the darkness. "Butâ"
"Told Tommy you need a day off," he clarified. "'Cause you're...sore..." he splayed his hand on your back and tugged you near, voice low. "Ya know, from all that horseback ridin'."
An anticipatory chuckle bubbled from your chest. "No way he bought that," you said breathlessly as he nipped your jawline with his teeth (you were almost sure it was supposed to be a kiss). "I've been patrolling on horseback for years."
Joel shrugged and looked down at you with a smirk. "Who knows? Maybe I should have told him you were waiting for me to come home and make you fall apart on my fingers," he said dismissively, but his tone did nothing to stop your stomach from flipping.
"Oh," you said dumbly, cursing yourself inwardly for how easily you were rendered speechless in his presence. "He'll...he'll really let us take the day off?" Your mind swam with the possibilities of what you could do with an entire day.
He shook his head. "Not us, darlin'. Just you." Tracing the line of your jaw, his lips twisted into a dry smirk. "I'll have to go tomorrow. But," he whispered, squeezing a hand on your hip and cocking an eyebrow at the way your legs wobbled," I'd gladly go every morning all by myself if it meant you were in your bed all day, daydreamin' about me."
It was a heavier confession that you'd expected out of him, and you let out a breathy sigh. "In the morning then," you asked. You swallowed roughly in an attempt to push down the lump of pure need that had risen in your chest, but to no avail.
Joel nodded firmly. "Trust me," he hummed, "in the morning."
So you'd led him to your bed with no more discussion. It hadn't occurred to you that he might not stay the night; he'd come to your place after the meeting like he'd said, and it was the middle of the night. Why wouldn't he have stayed the night?
Despite everything in you fighting to stay awake, the second you returned to your mattress and pulled the covers up, your eyelids drooped. Joel stood at the end of the bed and shed his jacket slowly. "Sleep, doll," he said, his voice echoing in the otherwise silent room as he bent to kick off his boots. "I'll be here when you wake up."
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Was he getting too close? Was he pushing the boundaries too far, too soon? Probably.
Selfishly, Joel didn't much care.
â
Sure enoughâwhen morning came, when the dull winter sunlight crept into your house and draped the floor in soft yellow, you felt the dip of your mattress beside you and betrayed Joel's presence. He'd stayed. Like he said.
Quite the dedicated teacher, you thought to yourself with a satisfied warmth. You'd felt him climb into bed last night, but despite your every wish for him to press himself to your back and hold you tightly the whole night, he'd kept at least a foot of space between your bodies. Always close enough to touch, but never giving in.
You rolled over and swiped a hand over your face, a few stray strands falling into your eyes. The breath left your chest when you saw him there, eyes open and waiting for you. "Hi," you said, your voice rough with sleep. Again with the monosyllabic responses, you scolded yourself.
Joel hummed, the deep rumble of his voice reverberating through the mattress and into your body. "Looked so sweet like that, darlin'," he mused, his rough hands tucked under his head. He reached one of them toward you and tapped your bottom lip, plump with sheep, with two of his fingertips. "Didn't wanna wake you up."
"You didn't." You weren't sure what made you do it, but you moved closer, shifting your entire body until your nose almost brushed his. Your eyes flitted up to look at the way his graying hair laid messily around the crown of his head, haircuts neglected for who knew how long. "Can we...I want to start now," you mumbled.
His jaw ticked, and he looked like he was swallowing down a grin. "Look at you," he cooed, "so eager. Aren't you hungry, doll?"
You bit your lip and you could have sworn you saw his eyes widen. "Starving," you fumbled over the word, imitating his response to you the night before on your porch.
Joel let go of a chuckle and his eyes danced with mirth. "Always turnin' my words back on me, aren't ya?" When you nodded sheepishly, he slid his hand around to cup the back of your head and he pulled you in, connecting his lips with yours. "Okay, pretty girl," he said. "We'll start. Since you asked so nicely."
His lips were chapped from the cold weather but they were still soft as he pressed them to yours, moving lazily as the two of you blinked away the last clutches of sleep. "Always so soft, these lips," he murmured, and then his hand was moving from your neck to your chest. "Everyone's different, yeah? There's these spots on everyone's body," he said, absentmindedly drawing swirls along the expanse of your chest, making you shiver. "Let's call them...pleasure points."
"Pleasure points," you repeated breathlessly, your stomach fluttering as he rolled a nipple between his thumb and forefinger. "Is thatâ"
He grinned with a nod. "Think I just found one of 'em, doll." He rolled you onto your back and bent his head down, his breath fanning over your chest and warming you through your thin pajama shirt. "This is how we get you all ready for me, when the time comes."
You nodded quietly and let out a shaky sigh as his hands wandered. He pressed a kiss to your forehead and you practically preened at the feeling of his lips against your skin while his hands squeezed and caressed your breasts, moving over your stomach. "Joelâ"
He paused, hand hovering over the hem of your shirt. "What, babygirl?"
You couldn't help the whine that fought its way out of your throat. "Please," you whimpered, squeezing your eyes shut at the pressure that writhed in your core.
Joel's fingers lifted the hem of your shirt, his mouth widening in a grin at the way that your stomach rose and fell in spattered pants. "Come on, darlin'," he crooned, "open those pretty eyes for me. Gotta see you, doll."
It was all you could do not to take his hand in your own and shove it to your core where you needed him desperately, but you did as he asked.
"That's it, baby," he breathed, good girl."
You'd become familiar with the way your stomach clenched at his use of pet names, but this was new. You had done well for him. You wanted to stay that way. "Will you touch me please? I needâ"
"So eager," he murmured, leaning in with his lips to your earlobe. "Lemme take my time with you, dollface." And then his lips were wrapping to the soft part of your ear, his teeth grazing at your skin. Paired with this sensation and the heady feeling of his hand on your waistband, fumbling to push his hand beneath it, you arched your back and released a series of high-pitched whines.
"JoelJoelJoelpleasepleaseplease," you were overcome with the pure, unbridled need that was speeding through your body like a tidal wave on a summer day.
"Alright, darlin', alright," he acquiesced, pushing his hand into your waistband and pulling it down over your hips. You didn't even have the mind to be shy about being laid bare to him this way; you just needed him to touch you.
Before you could beg him again, he had his fingertip on your core, sliding it gently through your slick heat. "Oh, baby," he groaned, rutting his hips against your side. His bulge pressed into your hip and you flexed your fingers to reach for it. "M'never gettin' used to how wet you are for me," his voice shook.
One finger became two, and then his fingertips were rubbing sweet circles to your sensitive bud, drawing near pornographic moans to tumble past your lips. "Can I touch you, please?" you begged, your hand fisting your bedsheets. "Wanna touch you, Joel, please."
He hummed against your ear as he swiped another finger against your bud and lifted your hand to his lips. "Sure thing, doll," he said, and placed it in his hair. Your fingers instinctually carded through the coarse strands, and you blushed when his eyes fluttered closed. "Hold on tight if you need to, pretty girl," he grinned, and lemme know if it's too much."
You were going to ask if what was too much, but then he dipped his finger further down your core, notching it at the small opening. You hadn't even thought this far ahead, that things would eventually lead here. Something pulsed and you whined, tugging his hair in your hand.
"Look at you, so ready for me," he murmured against your neck. His tongue swept out to lick a small stripe along the sensitive skin there and when you let out a stuttering breath he chuckled. "You are ready for me, aren't ya, pretty girl?"
You couldn't nod fast enough. "Please," you choked out, and then he was pressing his finger inside you.
It was a small intrusion, but overwhelming all the same. In all your years, you'd never had the thought that it could feel this good to have him close to you like this. He was only as far as the first knuckle, but with the way that his bulge was nudging your hips, he wanted much more. "Good girl," he breathed, "such a good girl, openin' your legs like this."
"Wanna touch you," you whimpered again, vision blurring with the desperation that coursed through your veins. "Please, Joel, let me touch you."
He kissed you, but you could hardly focus enough to move your lips against his. "Already touchin' me," he said. "You want more?"
"Yes," you nodded feverishly, releasing your hand from his hair. "I wanna..." you looked down at his bulge and licked your lips.
Joel's eyes were wide as he whispered, "For fuck's sake, darlin', when you're cryin' about it..." he swiped a thumb across your cheeks, collecting a teardrop you hadn't even known was there. "How could I say no?"
Thankyouthankyouthankyou were the only words in your mind, a jumbled mess as you reached for him. Your finger traced his length and before you knew it, you were reaching inside his boxers to release it from its constraints. "Holy fuck," you whined, bucking your hips into his hand as you saw just how big he was, long and thick and heavy in your hand. "Need it," you found yourself whispering. "Need you."
It was all you could do before he pushed his finger further, then out, and then in, just enough to throw you closer to that addicting edge of ecstasy. Once again, you found yourself enveloped in the thick pressure of pure desire in his arms.
He pressed the pad of his thumb to your bud and swirled circles in your heat, his lips connecting to your ear once more. "Alright, baby. Alright, baby," he practically chanted in a low tone, nibbling on your lobe just hard enough to pinch the skin. "C'mon now, squeeze my finger like that, that's it," he groaned, drawing out the final two syllables, "good girl."
With his hand in the crux of your legs and his mouth connected to your ear, whispering the filthiest things you'd ever heard in your sheltered life, you threw your head back into the pillow and curled your legs toward him, your hand squeezing his cock tightly as you continued your strokes.
The sounds that erupted from your throat as you burst in a state of pure pleasure were the most pitiful (and yet electrifying) noises you'd ever heard yourself make, and you couldn't help but continue rolling your hips into his hands, chasing the feeling until it became more intense and your legs began to twitch again. "Joel," you mewled, voice breaking, "I need you."
A teasing chuckle sounded, and your cheeks warmed as he removed his hand from your slick. "So much you don't know, dollface," he crooned, tracing his index down the line of your nose. He pushed another, shining with your release, into your mouth. The sweetness nearly made you fall apart again. "Don't know if you're ready for that."
Your body was on fire, nearly throbbing with the insatiable need to be wrapped in his arms, with his hands everywhere, his lips anywhere. Your hand had been moving on his shaft, but his hips stuttered with your next words. "I am," you insisted, "I need you, please. I wanna feel you everywhere."
Joel's pupils went wide and he shuddered out a breath, mumbling a string of curses with his eyes shut. He thrusted his hips into your hand and then your skin was sticky and warm with his own release, some of it landing on your stomach where you lay beside him.
"Shit," he groaned with a rueful smirk. "Maybe I'm not ready for that yet." His breath fanned deliciously over your skin as he continued. "Can't hardly last long enough with the thought of stretching you out like that, baby."
You grinned, and you didn't mind the fact that he could definitely see the flush in your cheeks. "No?"
He shook his head. "Fuck no. I don't wanna think about how quickly I'll come if I were to be inside that pretty pussy yet," he said with a short and gentle tap to your mound. When your hips arched off the mattress and you whined at the sensitivity, he cooed apologetically.
"Isn't that a good thing?" you frowned slightly. "I thought I was making you feel good."
"Makin' me feel too good," he mused, bringing his hand up to hold your face toward him once more. He winked. "Can't have me comin' before you do, sweet girl. Not very gentlemanly of me."
You couldn't help the pang of doubt that clouded your face, and it must have been obvious, because then he was cupping the back of your head and pulling you to his chest. Humming into your neck, he smirked. "Besides, I want to be able to take my sweet time with you. To see you squirmin' beneath me like you do, baby? S'enough to make the pope leave the goddamn church."
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âż warnings : smut minors/men (boys) dni, puss rubbing, dirtyy talk, shy reader, sweet ellie, ellie teaching reader, reader is in closest!!!!!!, mentions of reader in str@ight relationship, almost getting caught!, if i missed any lmk pls!
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you anxiously played with your fingers as the last of the party guest gathered around the huge circle. your friends and you decided to spend your saturday night at one of your classmates party, resulting in you now dreading your turn in the 'truth or dare' game.
"you okay?" you turn your head to your left as your eyes land on your friend, who clearly could pick up on how nervous you looked.
"yeah i'm fine," you tell her. "just hope i don't have to do anything stupid or embarrassing. she laughs at your comment.
"don't worry, i doubt you'll even get picked. there's a lot of people here and were all drunk so, who cares!'. her shouts fills the room, drawing a couple eyes toward the two of you. you giggle and hide your face, trying to tell her to keep it down. in the midst of shushing her, your eyes graze the room, watching people roll their eyes at her behavior. but your eyes catch someone else's and you freeze.
ellie williams
she sends you a soft smile, a dark look in her eyes. you gulp and look away quickly. god, she was so hot you thought. you hope she couldn't how flustered she made you. you hope no one could. your whole life, you've always had no problems catching boys' attention. you could have a whoever, whenever, but with this luxury came its flaw. you never actually liked the boys you went out with, you just loved being loved, being in a relationship. you never understood why you felt that way, but just continued on normally, not giving yourself a chance to actually explore more about yourself. but when you first met ellie freshmen year, the feelings finally became visible, especially after finding out she was also into girls; however, you were still not sure if she felt the same. This caused you to once again burry your feelings and close yourself up. You were too scared, and way too sober to even try to talk to ellie.
suddenly, a loud voice can be heard yelling throughout the house. "truth or dare starting now in living room," on boy shouted. your palms became sweaty and you prayed that everyone would pick up on your uncomfortableness and just leave you alone. as always though, the world likes to work in funny ways, and you feel a large presence sit next to you and tap you on the shoulder.
"hey," the boy smiles, "cool if i sit here?" you just give me a simple nod of your head and continue your attention elsewhere, your thoughts interrupted once again. "you look good tonight, by the way". you turn back around, and give him a quiet thanks, and before he could respond, everyone around you begins to pick who will go first for the game.
after three or four people went, you began to grow annoyed. the man next to you could not take the hint, and you were the only person here not having a good time.
"alright williams," the room cheers silently, "truth or dare". your attention is now fully on ellie. she stares up at her friend who just picked on her, small smirk on her face as she answers with a confident dare. "hmmm," her friend hums out loud, looking around the room. you swear you see their eyes stop on yours for a second, before they get an idea. "i dare you to do 7 minutes in heaven," they pause and the room is filled with oooo's. your heart drops a bit. "a person of your choosing." now everyone was going crazy. everyone knew ellie was gay, and everyone knew she made every girl gay, so it was a pretty heavy dare.
ellie smiles up at her friend, sage you think their name is, before she slowly starts scanning the room. you quickly look down, hoping that your avoided eye contact would make you more invisible. your only focus now was watching your fidgeting fingers and giving back half asses answers to the man beside you who still will not shut up.
you hear ellie suck in her breathe before she slowly gets up from the ground. all you wanted to do in this moment was sink into the ground, not sure how you were going to handle seeing ellie pick another girl that isn't you and go fuck her in the closet. too deep in your thoughts, you don't hear the air leave your friends lungs as a certain someone stalks towards you. you only know ellie is right in front of you once you see the beat up sneakers sneak right under your vision.
your eyes widen and you cant breathe. there has to be someone behind you right? no, she could not pick you. in fear that you would be disappointed when looking up, you keep your head down, telling yourself that you're just-
your friend next to you quietly says your name, excitement laced in her voice. she was the only one you told, the only one you could trust with something so personal to you, so to say she was absolutely ecstatic to see ellie pick her best friend, well that was an understatement.
after your quick reality check, your line of vision trails from the top of her feet, all the way to her line of vision, where you see hear towering over you, smirk on her face. you felt like you were going to throw up.
"wanna come with me?" she asks you, that little smile never leaving her face. you look around the room, everyone in just as much shock as you. you look back at ellie, and without thinking twice, you nod your head yes.
she grabs her hand out for you to take, and you two make your way into the closet in between the living room and kitchen, but not before ellie yells something along the lines of keep yourselves busy, and don't be pervs. you feel like you're dreaming, you can't believe ellie williams picked you. but suddenly, you're brought back into reality when she closes the closet and turns on her phone flashlight.
"so," she begins, "how's your night been." you now grow extremely insecure at how little you've been talking to her, not knowing exactly what to do next considering you've never been with a girl.
"oh uh," you begin, "it's been okay. what about yours?" stupid stupid stupid.
"pretty good. saw that guy talking to you. you looked uncomfortable so thought i would save you." she gives a light giggle, but your heart drops and you look at her with sad eyes.
"oh uh yeah haha thanks," you attempt to say, sadness clearly laced in your voice. ellie picks up on it.
"are you okay? did he do anything?" she asks you, coming closer, concern reading all over her face. you blush at how much she cares about you.
"no, no, he didn't do anything, just was annoying," you let out a breathy laugh. "i guess i just thought that we were gonna, ya know, since you picked me, um, never mind this is stupid." your cheeks are now red with embarrassment, and ellies face softens at your rambling.
"aw, no sweetie. just because i picked you doesn't mean we have to do anything. i know you're not into girls." she gives you a friendly tap on the shoulder. ouch. your heart has now sank completely, and you slowly go to reach for the closet door handle. ellie looks confused, before she panics and grabs your hand.
"where are you going? it hasnt been 7 minutes yet sweetheart," she asks you.
"i was just gonna go back. kinda boring just doing nothing here." you tell her sadly.
"well, what do you want to do?" she still hasn't caught on? at this point, you feel like you will never get another chance again. with your ego still a little boosted that she chose you, you answer her.
"i wanna kiss you, ellie," you tell her. she freezes in the spot she's in before she slowly relaxes and relief washes over her face.
"i wanna kiss you too." she tells you. you look up at her, hope in your eyes, and she slowly grabs yours chin with her fingers and pulls you towards her. your lips meet and you both slowly start to make out. now you know why it was called 7 minutes in heaven. pleasure rushed through your body, and you instantly melted into the kiss. it was the first time you actually felt something when kissing someone, and in the bliss of this new feeling, you now put your arms around her shoulders.
the kiss deepens and turns more sinful as ellies hands now trail down to your ass and give it a light squeeze. you moan into her mouth and she groans back in response. her hands now start exploring your body, covering every inch of you until they make their way down towards your loose jeans. you quickly pull away, feeling like a complete virgin even though this kind of stuff is nothing new to you.
"woah, hey, you okay? we can stop if you want," ellie tells you, scared that she may have gone too far.
"no ellie its not you, its just," you try to find the right words. "i've never actually been with a girl before." you tell her, shame written all over your features. she lightly grabs your face once more as she gives you another passionate kiss.
"im happy to help you through it, and if you ever want me to stop, you just tell me." she explains, leaving light kisses all over you exposed next and chest. you moan out as you give her your permission to continue. her lips find her way back to yours, taking control of the kiss. in between each breath, she made sure to tell you how beautiful you were, and how much she had been dreaming of this. you return the compliments, gasping when ellie now picks you up and leans you down on the closet floor.
now on top, she puts all her weight on her elbow, as the other one trails down from your chest, then your stomach, to finally the place where you needed her the most. still kissing you, her fingers undo your buttons. once your jeans were shoved down, and your panties moved to the side, ellie breaks the kiss.
you whine from the loss of contact, and she shushes you. "is it ok if i touch you?" she asks you politely.
"yes, ellie. please touch me," you beg her. "want you so bad." her lips suddenly reconnect with yours, and her fingers start rubbing light circles on your clit. you moan as she teases you, never feeling this way with any guy you've ever been with.
"you make the prettiest noises," she tells you, nipping at your lips. "fuck, and you're so wet too." her talking alone brings you even closer to your high, another new feeling.
you feel her fingers now trail down and tease your entrance, making the most sinful sound. she bites her lips, then starts pumping two fingers inside of you.
your eyes now roll to the back of your head and ellie falls to your side, the new position allowing her to finger you even faster. your head leans into her shoulder, and tears brim in your eyes from how good shes making you feel.
"faster, please," you beg, now staring into her eyes. the innocent look on your face causes her pussy the clench.
"yeah baby? you want me to go faster?" she teases you. "ill do anything for you beautiful." that was enough to send you over the edge, and you start to shake and she speeds up her motions.
"els" is all you can get out, but she knows exactly what you're trying to say, telling you to let go and cum all over her fingers.
and you're about to, until you hear yelling outside the closest door, and people are banging on your door, telling you seven minutes has passed.
you and ellie groan, and you're about to scream out of frustration, before ellies low voice cuts you off.
"i want you to get dressed and meet me outside my car, we can finish this at me." she tells you, a loving look on her face. you giggle and give her a quick peck, before jumping up and putting on your clothes.
you two come out of the closet, rushing towards the front door, completely ignoring all your friends and strangers random questions flying your way.
"where are they going?"
"are they holding hands?"
"do you think they did anything?"
"they so fucked."
ïž”âżïž”âżàšâĄà§âżïž”âżïž”
âż a/n: heh, they came out the closet. anyways, like i said, very personalized im sorry i hit my penjamin and im in my feels but i really hope you guys liked it! my requests are still open! love you all so much and don't forget to follow because i post frequently!! <3
#ellie willams x reader#ellie williams#ellie williams fanfic#ellie williams tlou#ellie smut#ellie williams smut#ellie williams x reader#ellie williams fanfics#ellie williams x femme#ellie x reader#ellie williams x you#lesbian#lesbians
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Ideal City is hilarious. The main conflict is an architecture spat between a minimalist and a maximalist, and the big issue they're fighting over is whether or not to demolish a waterslide that's in the way of a bridge. That's like, the whole plot??
Like! What the fuck am I reading?
Anyway, here's some more bits that made me laugh:
Out of context Gavial:
The psychic damage I received from seeing this character and then reading their name:
Gavial (âąïž):
The aforementioned maximalist and minimalist arguing over who gets to be the architect that fixes the dome they all live in:
Stitch: I don't give a fuck, do what you want with the dome.
Catch: I'm gonna make it a kaleidoscope!
Stitch: I'm gonna fucking kill you if you so much as touch MY dome
The gang decide to have a swimming race, but it's the most stupid setup of all time because the racers are:
Gavial (with an old man on her back)
Pozëmka (who never bothered to change out of her long, flowing robes)
Elysium (who has done LITERALLY nothing but get hammered since he got there)
All the while, the Durin make a big Durin tower so the Race Commentator With The Silly Name can see the racers, and the obvious happens (since they're all hammered)
And just when Gavial is about to win the race, oh my god!!! It's Minimalist with a speedboat!!!
Except he's so bad at driving that even though he wins, he loses control of his ride and crashes the boat straight into the wall (the boat is called Ale Keg, btw)
(And actually the Durin decide that the boat won, since Mininalist lost control of it)
Even when the plot actually decides to kick in (there's an Originium vein about 500m from the city that's about to explode), it does so with incredible anticlimax.
Gavial: You all need to evacuate.
300,000+ Durin: You want us to leave this Ideal City, this paradise in which we do nothing but get sloshed and play in the water, and maaaaybe work 2 hours a week? The city we build with our own hands? You want us to leave that all behind and rough it on the surface?
Gavial: Pretty much
300,000+ Durin: That seems reasonable! We don't wanna die after all. Lead the way (:
Then it comes up that Acahualla will need a new Lord Ameer to provide stability and unification (so that the rest of Sargon keeps minding their own business once all those Durin are aboveground and introducing their advanced tech to the surface)
Gavial: Hey Inam, my best buddy, remember how I made you the Great Chief at the last minute at the end of "Great Chief Returns"?
Inam: We're doing a rerun of that?
Gavial: Yeah.
Inam: So I'm the Lord Ameer now?
Gavial: Teehee~
The evacuation goes off without a hitch, and gasp! The Durin decide to stop drinking alcohol until their new, aboveground city is built.
And that's it (:
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I started to write this very innocently and planned to make it NSFW but I did the mistake of watching the episode 7 of Dandadan and now instead of horny I want yall to be sad. Ovulation manifest in a very fucked up way for me and I will not suffer alone. Teehee.
Credits where they are due. This ask from @moodymisty is the reason that inspired this... I dunno, AU?? But kudos for them. This idea was really good so I just decided to expand it.
If this get that much attention I'll may think in doing a part 2 where you go and take Angron's ass back without the nails this time, ajua!
Summary: As a perpetual, you have been by the Emperor's side for most of your immortality. There's no name for what strange dynamic you both share, but you do trust him and your loyalty eventually pays off over millennia once he fulfills an old promise he made during your first ever encounter.
Pairing: Emperor of Mankind x Perpetual!Reader (Female)
CW: Slight NSFW
Part 1 - Part 2 - ?
The Mother
âI know youâre still angryâ
You hated how He phrased that. He knew very well that you were furious at him more than anything and yet the Emperor voiced it as if you werenât mourning the loss of the children that you were supposed to call yours.
Erda had warned you plenty of times, looking between a mix of sadness and resignation as she knew very well how much of a tangled mess were yours and the Emperorâs relationship over millennia. Even as a perpetual, you never could come close to understand why He acted the way he did, but his reassurances and sweet-nothings made you easily into crumbling sand between His fingers. So much that when he finally answered your plea for a family, the joy of it had overrode your common sense.
Your genetic composition, while still powerful, never seemed to take and each attempt for a baby to grow inside the gestation capsules ended in failure and that eventually made you grow distant and despondent towards the Emperor, who, for once, seemed to understand your gloomy emotions and gave you some space until a solution could be found.
And it did⊠in the form of your best friend Erda. She had been ready to reject the proposal of giving her genetic stock, but her own loyalty to the Emperor and her love for you was enough to convince her with still some reluctance along the way.
You hadnât even cared if these children carried your own blood or not. This was the one thing you had found yourself craving for so long and it was becoming reality.
The Emperor had made it very clear that these creations had been made too to serve as aids for the Crusade, not simply to satisfy the promise he had made to you all those centuries ago.
At first you didnât heed his warning, too enthralled at the overwhelming emotions of seeing these tiny babies take form.
Your children.
A part of you had been too arrogant, too naive to believe that you could convince the Emperor of Mankind to drop this plan of his to raise kids as pawns of warfare. You had wanted to thrust that a part of Him still would hold the same tenderness that he had always reserved for you like the very first time. So you kept talking to the gestating children, whispering words of love and adoration. You sang them lullabies of long forgotten times and teared up when some would instantly react at the soft tones of your voice.
You have even dreamed with the little one that had shown immense psyker power.
So it broke you beyond repair when Erda came back to you in distraught, explaining what she had done with the developing Primarchs once the Emperor had been still adamant and unmoving to his plans.
The fate of your sons had been decided and your friend had been desperate to try and stop it.
Now you lost everything, all your happiness had been taken away and as much as you wished to blame Erda too, you only held her shoulders in a tight bruising grip (she looked at you surprised, unaware that you possessed such strength) and stared at her dead in the eyes with a voice that commanded nothing but attention.
âIâm willing to forgive you, Erda⊠I am⊠but you must earn itâ you said with a clear tremble in your voice, a painful knot stuck in your throat at the impotence of the whole situation. âPlease, please⊠go find them! Find them so I can retrieve them and hold them at least for the first time!â
So she did, in the silence of the night and away from any prying eyes.
Once alone in the privacy of your room, you cried until the pain bled into painful sobs of despair.
It was in the aftermath of your spilling emotions when the Emperor came to you in a mockery of comfort, his huge hand encased in his golden armor caressing with immense care your body. It was a shame that he had some truth to his words, for your anger simply made you feel like his attempt of compassion was cold and mechanical in nature.
A detailed script where the husband consoles the wife that He must follow. But as fast as the burning anger came, it easily simmered down by the constant sorrow. You felt hollow and as much as you wished to keep ignoring him⊠you needed the little love he still professed for you in rare moments.
âNo, my love⊠I just feel empty nowâ your voice conveyed it, for it lacked anything beyond the trembling of a sob.
âThen let me help youâ the Emperor expressed with an unchanging expression, but the way he whispered those words felt like the sweetest caress.
You breathed deeply, a few stubborn tears still escaping because how dare he speak to you like you were the only thing that he cared for. You had grown accustomed to this weird and shifting dynamic you both had and yet he did things like this that disrupted the routine and reminded you why you fell for him a long time ago.
You had seen him as a man, nothing more⊠and he had thanked you for that.
This time you had to choke a sob down before speaking.
âHow?â
He didnât answer. Instead, he got up and took his golden armor piece by piece.
It took a while but you were a patient woman with little to no motivation to move at the current moment. This was your room, the single place where no one was allowed to bother you two and so could take any sweet time.
Once finished, his warm hand held your head carefully and left your neck exposed to be kissed and licked at his whim. You were ready to try and tell him to hold on (you would never dream of being strong enough to push him off of you), but the bite on your shoulder forced a breathy moan out of your lips, wilting your weak attempt at stopping.
You still felt the sting of pain at the loss of the children and these actions only fuelled the new emotion of guilt brewing inside you.
Why was he doing this to you? How would this help your broken heart?
âLet me make it up to you⊠by giving you a child in the only way we havenât triedâ his voice reverberated within your ribcage with the undertone of a growl that accompanied his words, catching you immensely by surprise with such insane proposal that you didnât even realize when he took your undergarments out until a soft grace to your clit grounded you back to reality.
âAh~!â you moaned this time louder, completely caught off guard by a sensitivity that you donât remember ever having.
The onslaught of sensations dazed you, the tears flowing steadily now that you werenât sure of what to feel in that moment.
This was a distraction, a way to appease you and sooth the sorrow⊠and you hated that it was working little by little. His words truly echoing inside your mind with the strange mix of guilt and excitement clashing within your body without mercy.
Yes, you wished for a child to hold. To love and care.
His enormous finger breached your entrance, the wetness having been built easily enough as his thumb hadn't stopped on his ministrations to your swollen button. His lips rarely leaving your skin without a kiss or a bite to lick, descending and going down, down.
Then⊠you saw it. Behind the shiny droplets of tears through your eyelids, a vision of a future that greeted you with a promise.
The children⊠they were alive.
You sensed the very longing of your heart, the feeling of rough scars being caressed by your gentle touch as an apology for not finding them fast enough.
You saw yourself holding a heavy blanket, a peaceful infant between your arms and a whisper of a name that seared in your memory.
âHorusâ
In this thesis I present today, I'll explain how all the goddamn heresy could have been prevented had the Emperor not sucked ass at speaking with the tactfulness of sandpaper over an open wound.
Anyway, hope yall liked it <333
#warhammer 40k#warhammer 40000#emperor of mankind x reader#reader insert#female reader#emperor of mankind#erda#wh40k#wh40k fanfic#mentioned horus lupercal#mentioned primarchs#motherhood on steroids#my writing
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if you're too shy, part 3 (office nerd!matty x reader smut/fluff)
oh nooooooooo, you and your hot sort-of boyf colleague are left alone in the office together, whatever are you to do? teehee! part 1 here, part 2 here. enjoy <3
matty looks so good right now.
the golden hour light streams through the office windows, totally illuminating him in a way that makes him look almost ethereal. leaning round the side of your laptop, you watch as he pulls his jumper over his head, messing up his curls endearingly and revealing those tattooed arms you've spent a lot of time in over the past two weeks, since that fateful night in camden; thinking back to a few nights ago, when one of those arms was tight around your waist and another was braced between your legs, diligently following your instructions, heat starts to pool in your lower stomach, travelling lower and lower until you're forced to clamp your thighs together just to stay sane.
your sigh echoes around the empty-aside-from-both-of-you office, the noise slightly louder than you'd intended. matty looks up, a sweet smile on his gorgeous face. âi know, darling,â he says softly. âjust a little bit longer, yeah?â
the phrasing would be infuriating if you weren't totally sure he meant it in earnest. you nod, smiling back at him. âokay. you look amazing right now, by the way.â
âoh, stop it,â matty's cheeks redden quite beautifully. âcome and sit with me, beautiful girl - need motivation to finish this conclusion.â
no need to ask you twice.
you put your laptop away and wander over, preening at the way matty looks at you with blatant desire. the lust in his eyes gives you an idea, sending another burst of heat to your core; once you snuggle onto matty's lap and give him a kiss, you speak. âso, you need motivation?â
âdesperately,â he sighs, burying his head into your neck and lightly kissing the juncture of your jaw and throat. âi've only got a hundred or so words to go, but it's impossible. help me, angel, please?â
âalright, then,â you kiss his neck in return, smiling into the skin when he hums happily, and press little pecks up his cheek so you can whisper, sultry, in his ear. âas soon as you finish the article, i'll have sex with you.â
matty lets out a noise that can be best described as a squeak, turning to look at you, wide-eyed - if not for the obvious hardening in his trousers beneath you, you'd assume he was horrified. âare you serious? like, you mean,â he wildly gestures to the desk with his free hand. âwe could do it here?â
âseems sturdy enough, yeah,â you quip, raking a hand through his hair. âyou've never thought about bending me over the desk here? i have. a lot.â
âno, i, um, i've thought about that,â comes the sheepish reply. matty looks at you properly. âbut donât you want our first time to be, like, in a bed? somewhere comfier?â
bless him. you kiss him again. âhonestly, matty, i'm less concerned about where than i am when. feel,â you take his free hand and slide it up your dress, across the seam of the lacy underwear you've all but soaked through; he swears quietly, looking down at you in wonder. âand that's only from thinking about you inside me.â
âchrist,â matty groans into your neck. âwell⊠wait, arenât there cameras in here? won't we get caught?â
ânone in range of the desks, just the - oh, fuck - just the corridors,â you reply as best you can while matty sucks a bruise into your skin, spurred on by the knowledge you can fuck without interruption. âbut even if there were, i know how to localise the cameras and reset and edit the footage without anyone realising it's been changed.â
âi have literally never found you sexier.â
âyou're an idiot,â you giggle, pulling matty in for a surprisingly sweet kiss - it soon gets dirty, though, as you move to properly grind down onto him and pull the neckline of your dress down. âhow about now?â
in spite of the fact that heâs seen them a few times now, matty whines at the sight of your tits. like, actually whines. the noise goes straight to your panties, and you can feel matty get even harder as you grind deeper onto him to try and relieve your discomfort; he buries his face between your tits, moaning into the skin before trying to take one wholly into his mouth. heâs frantic, actually, hand coming up to clutch the other while his hips begin to jerk up into yours, syncopated and desperate.
oh, youâre going to have so much fun ruining him.
âmatty, sweetheart,â you say, in a singsongy voice that morphs into a moan when his teeth scrape against the soft skin on the side of your tit. âfuck, matty, babe, don't get too excited just yet - you've got work to finish, yeah?â
âi'll do it later,â his reply is muffled by your chest.
you pull his hair sharply - not enough to be agonising, but enough to make him look up at you; he looks fucked, cheeks rosy and eyes wild, and you're obsessed with it. but still, you can't let him get away with not listening to you. âbut that wasn't the deal, was it, angel?â
matty sighs. âno. m'sorry.â
âgood boy,â you kiss his forehead, smiling into him as he whimpers in response to the praise, and readjust yourself so you're sitting on his lap rather than straddling it. when you snuggle into him, pulling your dress back up, he kisses the side of your head, and your heart flutters. âi'll still sit with you while you finish writing, though.â
âthanks, angel.â
your motivational idea seems to work - it only takes matty ten more minutes to finish the article, fingers flying across the keys and pretty lips mouthing the words as he types them. you love watching him work, always have; the intensity in his eyes is magnetic, and flitting your own between his face and lips and hands is only continuing to turn you on. you could have grinded on him again, worked yourself up to tease him, but no. you'll wait, and you'll get off together.
what a delicious thought.
âthere. done,â matty hits ctrl-s and exhales, nuzzling into you. âwas you proofing part of the deal, orâŠ?â
ânah,â you kiss his head, turning it gently so you can kiss him properly. âi'll just look at it when we get home.â
he smiles dreamily, which is also how you feel about the thought of domesticity together. âi like the sound of that.â
âso do i,â you move to straddle him again, kissing him deeply and grinding down onto him even more so. âyou know what else i like the sound of?â
âwhatâs that?â
you grin. âyou fucking me.â
âshit,â matty kisses you hungrily, deeply, sloppily; a trail of spit connects your mouths even as he pulls away, manic. âhow do you want me?â
âoh, in so many ways,â you arenât lying. âbut right now⊠i want to look at you, while you fuck me on this desk. how does that sound?â
he closes his eyes, gulping as he nods enthusiastically. fuck, heâs so pretty. âthat- yeah, that sounds good. great! it sounds great. really.â
âyeah?â god, youâre such a bitch for teasing him.
he doesnât notice, though. âyeah,â matty smiles shyly. âthank you, darling. i really like making you feel good.â
your heart flutters, and all you can do is pull him in by the collar of his shirt and crash your lips onto his. desire practically seeps out of you both, but itâs accompanied by something tender, affectionate - youâre not sure what, exactly, but you like it.
actually, youâre not really sure of anything at the moment, except how badly you need him. you tell matty as much, murmur it into his mouth like itâs gospel, and he practically faints. âalright, sweetheart, alright,â he shakily exhales into your mouth. âlet me get you ready.â
before you can snarkily rip him for getting you ready when heâs all but on the edge of climax already, mattyâs lifting you up, kissing you as he gently - goosebump-inducing gently - lays you on your back on the desk. the wood is cold against your skin, despite the heat, but itâs nice; whatâs even nicer, though, is the way matty fumbles for his discarded jumper and lays it under your head. he looks at you carefully, big beautiful eyes travelling all over your face (surely blushing, looking up at him all gormless and lovesick) to determine how youâre feeling. âis this okay?â
you nod, slightly too overwhelmed to speak. shit. youâre supposed to be the one doing the flustering.
(secretly, you donât mind the way heâs treating you. not one bit.)
âgood,â matty beams. a split-second later, his cheeks are rosy again. âcan i, um, can i⊠look at your boobs again, please?â
âif you unbutton your shirt, yeah - sâonly fair, isnât it?â
he obliges immediately, fingers shaky as he reveals his bare skin. your eyes follow the undoing of the buttons, core pulsing with every new tattoo or muscle group or section of happy trail revealed, and your own fingers work to slide the cap sleeves of your dress down your arms and push the neckline almost to your stomach. the sun-soaked room isnât cold, but your nipples harden as soon as they're freed from fabric, out of nothing more than sheer arousal.Â
matty moans when he looks at you, big hands immediately brushing over your chest so he can lean over and kiss you - as he does, you wrap your legs around him and do the best you can to grind onto the rock-hard bulge in his trousers. he whines into your mouth, sliding his hands back down your body to clutch at your hips and do some grinding of his own. one particular movement hits your clothed clit, and he groans into you in response to your whimper. âplease, please can i fuck you now? need it, my girl, need you so fucking badly.â
âyes,â you whisper, just as desperately. lifting your hips slightly, you move matty's hands to rest on them on the fabric of your underwear. thankfully, he catches on quickly, and pulls them off you, laying them carefully on the chair; you would think the action was endearing if you could think about anything except the way the cool air hits your soaked cunt, reminds you how turned on you are. âcome on, matty,â you spread yourself even further open for him, loving his expression of wanton desire. âneed you inside me, sweet boyâ.
âyeah,â without taking his eyes off you, matty undoes his trousers, pulling them and his boxers down slightly to free his dick. saliva pools in your mouth as you watch him pump it, memories of being both joyfully surprised at the sheer size of it and determined to take it all down your throat last week flooding back - they're completely overridden by the present, though, specifically matty holding himself with one hand and gliding the other down your slit. âjesus christ. can i, you knowâŠ?â
you smirk. âcan you what? need you to use your words, be a good boy.â
his face goes scarlet. âcan iâŠâ he trails off again, breathing shakily.
âmatty.â
âfuck, m'sorry, darling, m'sorry - just keep getting distracted by how gorgeous you are,â coming from anyone else, that line would make you scoff, but earnestness practically drips from matty's words. he smiles as you stroke his face, sighing. âright. can i- can i get inside you?â
for the briefest of seconds, you allow your controlled façade to drop, pleading just so he knows how much you want him. âplease, angel. need you to fill me up.â
after leaning down for a soft kiss, matty does just that, slowly pushing into you to a soundtrack of quiet gasps from both your lips and his. you're thankful of the slow pace he moves at, probably to keep himself calm - he's so big that you're practically breathless from the time he's half-in, your body rearranging itself just to take him in the most deliciously painful way.
once he's bottomed out, matty stops moving completely, in favour of putting his hands over his face and breathing heavily. you blink, concerned, doing your best to sit up on your elbows without moving too much. âmatty, sweetheart,â you coo. âare you alright?â
âmhmm,â comes the muffled response. he drags his hands down his face, smiling shyly at you when you become visible to each other. âjust give me a second - s'been a minute since i did this.â
âof course. i like how this feels, anyway,â you reach up to stroke his face, beaming when he nuzzles into you. âand, if i'm honest, i'm kinda upset that you have actually done it before,â you giggle, only half-joking. âwish it was only me, and you were all mine.â
matty smiles. âwell, that's kinda true - you're the only person i've ever done it with that's actually mattered.â
your heart flutters again. âsweet boy. how are you feeling?â
âgood. i, um, i think i'm ready.â
music to your ears. âokay. fuck me, then, matty.â
âalright. thank you.â
the tenderness of the whispered reply makes you smile, cheeks almost sore from how wide you beam; as he pulls out and thrusts back into you, they widen in another direction, jaw dropping at the feeling. âshit, matty, just like that.â
âyeah?â matty repeats the motion, over and over and over, eyes rolling back in his head as you clench around them. his jaw is slack, curls beginning to stick to his forehead as he fucks you slowly, cheeks pink. you don't know if you've ever seen anything more beautiful - before you can tell him, though, he speaks. âis this good enough for you? what else do you need me to do?â
what a sweetheart he is.
âyou're perfect, angel,â you stroke his smiling face, heart leaping when he turns to kiss your palm. âif you want to, you can speed up, yeah? do what makes you feel good. been so sweet of you to learn what i like, i wanna return the favour now.â
he nods, eyes closing as he takes your advice with a throaty groan. whether it's the noise or the faster pace he's fucking you at, you don't quite know, but you whine in response, sliding a hand into his hair and tugging. matty moans again, blinking dazedly at you. âi like that.â
âwhen it hurts a little bit?â
âmhmm.â
âalright,â you move your other hand under his shirt to clutch at his back, digging your nails lightly into the soft skin and dragging them downwards. âthat?â
âfuck,â he whimpers, hips speeding up yet again. you gasp at the feeling, another gush of pleasure starting between your legs; in response, you clench, and matty swears again. âgod, you're so wet.â
âall for you, matty,â you lean up to kiss him, a sloppy meeting of lips and tongues interspersed with moans; pulling back to breathe, you whisper into him. âtell me what else you like.â
he kisses you again, still pounding into you - somewhere deep in the recesses of your pleasure-addled brain, you thank all that's holy for the editorsâ interior design decision to buy extremely sturdy desks and not have them against any walls. âi like you.â
âyeah?â you smile, moaning at a particularly good thrust. âyou like - fuck - you like the way it feels inside me, inside this pretty pussy?â
âyeah.â
âi like it, too, feeling you inside me,â you kiss his neck, licking up over his jaw and kissing his cheek before whispering in his ear. âdoes it feel good, fucking my tight little cunt? never had anyone as big as you, sweetheart, fucking love it. you've got me fucking dripping.â
âfeels so good, so fucking good,â comes the breathy reply. âperfect girl, perfect pussy. wanna - shit, oh my god - stay inside you forever.â
matty's hips are faltering ever so slightly, the rhythm dropping a sign that he's reaching the finish line. you decide to help him get there, gently sucking a mark into his neck and murmuring into the sweaty skin. âyou can cum there, if you like.â
the whine he lets out is almost enough to make you cum. âis that alright with you?â
âof course,â you press a little kiss to his cheek. âwant you to fill me up, angel. been such a good boy for me, you deserve it.â
âthank you,â matty leans round to kiss you properly. âplease can i get you off, too?â wanna touch you, make you feel good.â
âyou remember what i showed you?â
he nods, shifting weight onto one arm and waving his thumb at you. giggling, you take it into your mouth, flicking your tongue over the pad before releasing it with a pop and speaking. âfast, but not too firm, alright?â
âyeah,â watching you intently, matty leans back to look down intently between your legs, bringing his thumb to the juncture between them. it takes him a couple of swipes to find what he's looking for, but your body jerks so obviously when he touches your clit that it's obvious he's made his discovery. still fucking you a bit haphazardly - in a good way, mind you - he rubs tight little circles onto the bundle of nerves, just the way you like it. âthat good for you, darling?â
the pleasure from the double stimulation is so overwhelming you can barely speak, clouding your brain and tightening both your vocal chords and your cunt; it's matty's whine at the latter that triggers a response from you, a matching wanton moan that by some miracle forms itself into a phrase. âyes, god, don't stop.â
âmâkay,â matty's eyelids are drooping above you, but he smiles enthusiastically. âfeel like i'm dreaming.â
âoh, my sweet boy,â you pull him down for a kiss, grinning against him at the whimper that escapes him when you bite his lower lip. âsee? this is real.â
he giggles, gently kissing you in a way that's at total odds with how intensely he's fucking you. âi'm getting close, sweetheart. are youâŠ?â
âyeah,â you aren't lying, either - pleasure is really starting to fizz up in your stomach, making your legs shake as they're wrapped around matty. âkeep doing what you're doing, angel, keep being my good boy.â
the praise spurs matty on, keeps him fucking into you determinedly even as he crumbles completely above you. âoh, fuck,â he moans, skin slapping against yours as he chases release for both of you. his thumb stays circling your clit, bubbles of ecstasy rushing through your body every time he does - you're definitely getting close, pleasure building up to breaking point in your stomach more and more by the millisecond, and your heavy eyes and shaking body make that obvious to the perfect man above you. he kisses your nose. âyou're close, too, aren't you?â
âmhmm,â you clutch him even tighter, desperate to keep him like this, keep him making you both feel good. âyou gonna make me cum?â
âfuck, yes.â
and he does. how he staves off his own orgasm, you have no idea, but matty's dead-set on getting you off before he can; he fucks you through shaking legs, working your clit as well as if he'd been doing it for years and not days, forehead pressed to yours in such an intimate way that you could cry if you thought about it for too long. he looks fucked above you, but so fucking beautiful - when the pleasure inside you cracks and surges out into the rest of your body, sending wails of his name out of your lips, you're not quite sure if it's just because of the sex, or if there's another emotion or two behind it adding to how good you feel.
but you don't have time to dwell on that, though, before matty's whimpering about his own climax against your lips. âm'gonna cum, oh my god, shit, sweetheart, m'gonna cum, please, please let me cum.â
âgood boy, my perfect boy,â you're still spacey after cumming yourself, but the hand still in matty's hair is tethering you somewhat. âcum for me, matty. fill me up.â
with perhaps the single sexiest noise you've ever heard, matty does just that, burying his head in the crook of your neck while he finishes, hot and deep, inside you. âoh, thank you,â he whispers into your skin, panting bodies still clinging together as you come down from your high. âjesus christ.â
âdid you like that?â
matty laughs, leaning back to look at you. âthat's an understatement, darling. it was perfect,â he strokes your sticky cheek, looking tenderly at you. âyou're perfect.â
âback at you, sweet boy,â you kiss his nose, then his lips - a sweet kiss, nothing like the sloppy mid-sex makeouts you just had. âthank you for being so keen to make me feel good.â
matty shrugs, bashful. âi like that bit most of all.â
âoh, heâs cute!â
âi try,â he giggles. with a final kiss to your nose, he leans back. âam i alright to, like, pull out now?â
âof course,â you sit up on your elbows as he does, wincing at the sensation (and lowkey mourning the loss of him inside you). matty crouches to look at his cum dripping out of you, face so awestruck you can't help but giggle. âgood view?â
he blushes, smiling shyly up at you. âthe best,â carefully, he brings two fingers to your core, gathering up most of the white liquid and looking at it in wonder; his gaze then shifts to you, cheeky. âi mean, you're kinda clean now.â
you roll your eyes, but smile. âc'mere,â when he obliges, you take his fingers into your mouth, sucking the cum from them and swallowing with a satisfied hum. âlook at that - both clean!â
âoh, that was underhanded,â matty kisses you deeply, tongue licking into your mouth before he pulls back. âbut you're so beautiful that i'll let you get away with it.â
you swing your legs happily, pulling your dress back up over your chest. âthanks, angel.â
âm'serious, by the way,â matty reaches for the tissue box on the opposite desk and then your discarded underwear, crouching again to wipe you clean and slide the fabric up your legs. âmost beautiful girl in the world.â
âyour girl.â
he hums happily, cleaning himself off and tucking himself back into his boxers, leaning down to kiss you while he zips up his trousers. âmine, all mine. now, let me just,â he lifts you up and sets you on another desk, wiping the one you just vacated as best he can with a dry tissue. you bite your lip to keep from laughing at how endearing he is, and smile sweetly at him when he turns back around; that soon turns into a shriek when he scoops you up bridal-style. âright. let's go home.â
***
âare you sure i didn't leak onto the seat there?â you walk backwards up the hall towards your flat, looking at matty. âi was so panicked the whole drive.â
he rolls his eyes. âsweetheart, for the millionth time, there's no cum on the passenger seat. not that i'd have minded if you ruined my car like that, though. s'kinda hot.â
âyou kinky little bitch,â you snort, unlocking the door and stepping inside; the scrambling of tiny paws across wooden floors becomes audible as soon as you do. âand speaking of little bitchesâŠâ
âdon't call her that!â
âoh, stop it, i'm being literal - hi, maggie!â you crouch as your border collie puppy comes into view, bounding towards you excitedly - annoyingly, she passes you without so much as a lick hello, and goes straight to matty. âoh, for god's sake.â
he laughs, letting her lick all over his face before scooping her up like a baby and cooing at her. âmaggie-moo! did you miss me? yeah, course you did. more than you missed your mum?â
âmatthew.â
âsorry, darling,â he wanders over to kiss your head, kicking the door shut behind him. âi still can't believe you waited until we started dating to tell me you had the cutest puppy of all time. imperative information, that.â
âstill pulled you without her, didn't i?â you quip, wandering down the hall to dump your and matty's bags on your bed, the two Ms in tow. âand you only think she's the cutest because she's sweet to you. she's a total terror, otherwise,â you pet maggie's little head. âi think she might've inherited that from me.â
matty giggles. âwell, i'll take you both being sweet to me. yes, mags, i will!â he scratches her under the chin, and her little eyes close as she stretches; within seconds, sheâs fast asleep, and he awws. âi'll put her down in the living room.â
âthank you, angel,â you kiss maggie's head, then matty's, and wander into your bedroom to get changed.
matty follows behind a minute later. âi can take her out later before we go to bed⊠oh my god, darling, i'm so sorry for bursting in on you like that,â he goes bright red when he sees you're only in your panties. âi can wait a second, let me just-â
you cut him off with a giggle, walking to him and kissing his nose. âyou literally creampied me not even an hour ago, and you're flustered by walking in on me changing? god, you're so cute.â
âoh, shush,â matty hides his face in your hair, wrapping his arms around you. âi've forgotten what i was going to say now.â
âsorry, angel,â you stroke his hair. âwhile you think, do you want to have a shower with me? and then we can order some food?â
âreally?â his voice is full of wonder. âyeah, iâd like that. thank you.â
your heart glows. you take his hand and lead him next door to the bathroom, turning the shower on and adjusting the temperature as you speak. âno need to thank me, matty. just doing my girlfriend duties, you know.â
thereâs silence for a second. then you realise what you said, and panic sets in - your blood runs ice-cold, and you turn to an undressing matty with a horrified gasp. âi am so sorry, matty, i donât know why i-â
âdarling, itâs alright,â matty steps out of his trousers and kisses your head. âiâd quite like to refer to you with that title too, if i'm honest. and, you know,â he rubs the back of his neck nervously. âif you want to call me your boyfriend⊠i'd be very honoured.â
he's so adorable that you have to genuinely hold back a scream. so you merely beam at him, and kiss his hand. âfollow me. we can start your designated boyfriend role of washing my back for me right now.â
in complete contrast to the desperate, fast-paced sex of earlier, your first shower with your boyfriend (!!) is languid, romantic, saccharine-sweet. well, there are several deep kisses, and both yours and matty's hands do linger on parts of each other's bodies that may be considered impolite by some, but there's no real lust behind it - none more so than usual, that is - just a curiosity, a fascination, and a want to hold each other as tight as possible. that easy comfort around each other lingers the whole night, through ordering and eating pizza, curled up on the sofa watching the young ones while maggie does her utmost to get the discarded crusts for herself; through sharing a cigarette in the communal garden while the puppy does her business and runs around to tire herself out; through brushing your hair at the vanity in your bedroom before you go to sleep, matty sprawled on the bed and watching you with adoring interest while maggie sleeps on her bed under the window.
while you're putting your hair into its bedtime braids, he wanders over to the record player in your room, looking at the empty sleeve on the table next to it before lifting the lid and peering at the disc. âmelodrama? i haven't heard this in ages.â
you turn in your chair, smiling. âbut you know it?â
âof course.â
âgood,â you walk to matty, kissing the back of his neck. âit's maybe possibly my favourite album of all time.â
âreally?â he turns in your hold, resting his elbows on your shoulders. âtell me about it.â
âokay. better get comfy,â you tug him to your bed, climbing in and flicking the bedside lamp off; your boyfriend climbs in too, face illuminated by the faint moonlight peeking through the thin curtains. âyou know that it's set over the course of one night, right? at a house party?â
âis it?â even in the low light, you can see matty's brow furrow. âbut it's so⊠far-reaching, i would say, emotionally.â
âyeah, it is, the house party is just a narrative framework to focalise it, i s'pose,â you yawn. âand i don't know if sheâs ever confirmed it, but i think all the fadeouts on the album have a purpose - they all seem like they're a means of marking the end of a step in the relationship cycle she's singing about. like, the one at the end of the louvre is the end of the ârush at the beginningâ she sings about, because then the album goes into liability and hard feelings/loveless, so the heartbreak section, and there's a fade out at the end of loveless, too. you get me?â
âi get you, darling,â the smile in his voice is audible.
âcool. all in all, there are five stages to the cycle, and it repeats between green light and sober; so, the first song on the album is chronologically last in breakup terms,â you rub your eyes. âwhich is kinda genius, because then the house party framework is really clear. like, you start the night by going out, but you also end your healing journey by doing the same thing, getting back out there and all that. it's so amazing. and the songs are all good,â a beat passes, then you giggle. âsorry for just rambling on about melodrama right before we go to sleep, sweetheart.â
ânah, i loved it. makes a nice change to be the one listening, for once,â matty laughs breathily, stroking stray hairs from your face. âi like listening to you talk like that - like it when you do anything, really.â
âback at you,â you lean in to kiss him softly, sliding your arms around him. âi'm really happy you're my boyfriend, by the way.â
âso am i, darling,â matty yawns, nuzzling his head into your chest. âshall we get some sleep?â
âsounds good. what are our plans for tomorrow?â
âoh, yeah, that's what i forgot i was gonna say earlier,â he tilts his head to look at you, eyes heavy with sleep. âwe could maybe take maggie for a walk at the park near my house, if you like, and i could make us some dinner afterwards.â
âwill you make me soup?â
matty laughs, kissing your bare skin. âof course i will. whatever you want.â
âalright,â you smile, going back in for yet another kiss. âit's a date. goodnight, angel.â
ânight, sweetheart. see you in my dreams.â
#mads muses#mads does writing#office nerd au#matty healy fanfiction#matty healy fanfic#matty healy fic#matty healy x reader#matty x reader#matty healy smut
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SWWSDJ boys and Bo primal play headcanons, please!
eeeee of course! âš
Jack
-Heâs a little hesitant to get into it, because he doesnât want to hurt you or be to rough
- When he does though, he loves it. Actively requests it
- Loves when you try to hide, heâs hard as a damn brick when he finally finds you.
- Dudeâs damn near biting back a moan, palming his crotch. The idea of finding you and claiming you as his own has his mind melting.
- âThereâs my sunshine. Now why would you go and run away from me?â
- Heâa GRABBY. With you. If you try to run, heâs all over you.
- Looks at you like the most delicious meal to ever exist, and heâs starving.
Joseph
- World Champion Stealth Hunter. He wants to not only catch you, but catch you off guard.
- You wonât hear him coming, you wont see him coming, but youâll know once he catches you.
- Heeeavy breathing and loves getting to pin you down. Loves the view of his âpretty little preyâ under him.
- âIâm not gonna hurt yaâ, rabbit. Just quit running from me.â
- His voice is soft and deep, almost like heâs growling at you.
- One of the rougher guys, loves when you try to scratch him up to get away.
Ian
- Ianâs messyyyy with it
- Dude is so excited. He gets really riled up really fast when heâs in predator mode.
- The idea of catching youâŠhaving you under him, your eyes wild beneath him- fuck, he needs it like he needs air.
- Ian gets desperate, heâs messy when he catches you, covering you in bites and kisses, humping you like a needy dog instead of a fierce predator, but the intensity is still there.
- Also likes being prey. He wants you to come get him soooo bad.
- âOh noooo, what if a big strong person comes andâŠfucks me! Oh noooo, whatever will I do?!~â
- dudeâs got himself laid out on the bed like a christmas ham, smfh shameless.
Nick
- âYou want me to hunt you down like prey? Alright. 5âŠ4âŠ.3âŠ.2âŠ.â
- Nickâs gonna catch you off guard. He wants to surprise you. Of course thereâs always a safeword, but Nickâs gonna give you a hell of an experience.
- Heâs absolutely getting off on the erotic fear of the situation. You being his prey makes him feel so in control.
- Sets up traps for you. Bells, strings, tripwires.
- You know he knows where you are at all times.
- There you are, lilâ bird. Thought you could fly off from me?â
Shaun
-Shaunâs fucking quick. Heâs strong. And he loves to physically overwhelm you. Whether youâre smaller or bigger than him, heâs tuned in to know what buttons to press.
- Throws you around a bit, tosses you onto beds or couches like itâs nothing
- Talks shit the WHOLE time. Itâs absolute filth in your ear as heâs somehow managed to pin you against the wall with his chest.
- Heavy breathing and grunts while he marks up your neck and collarbone
- Loves using his hands to pin you down or grab your waist to keep you close
- âSquirm all you want, kitty. Iâm gonna savor this-â
- could also absolutely see him being a total brat as the prey teehee
Bo
- Excited Pubby becomes Locked In Dog
-Boâs tracking you down, heâs not taking this predator role lightly
- Heâs totally dedicated to showing how good he is at hunting you down. Heâs methodical and really focused, itâs actually kind of shocking how he goes from sweetie to merciless
- As soon as he gets you though, those defenses all soften because he just does not wanna hurt you.
- But then heâs immediately hard because you tell him he did a great job. Cycle repeat
#sdj nick#sdj joseph#sdj shaun#sdj ian#sdj jack#swwsdj#somethings wrong with sunny day jack#sunny day jack#dachabo
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38 for body piercer!matty đ€
Red Handed!
38- âwant help with that?â
Body Piecer! Matty: Part 1Â Part 2Â Part 3Â
Teehee for the sake of convenience they live together in this one. Thank you for the request!! I genuinely get so excited when I get any requests for body piercer <3
Contains: 2k of just a detailed depiction of Matty touching himselfâŠmy bad, him getting caught jerking off (with her panties), her watching him get off, dirty talk, spit play, facialÂ
WC: ~3.2k
Mattyâs POV
Matty can hardly contain himself from the second he steps inside your shared flat, itâs like heâs burning up from the inside. The whole drive home from the piercing shop heâd been uncomfortably aware of the straining against his boxers. Why? Because youâd so kindly slipped a pair of your panties into one of his pockets for him to find.
In your defense, you really didnât think he would find them at work. Luckily for him, it was towards the end of his shift, just as he was finishing up with his last client. He had reached into his pockets to rest his hands there when he felt a soft, lacy fabric tickling at his fingertips. Heâd tried his hardest to keep a straight face as he was talking the customer through the piercing care process, feeling at the fabric to try and figure out if something had gotten stuck in there when doing the laundry. With an instructional packet bestowed upon the man and a shaking of hands, the client left, allowing Matty to hurry into the back room to investigate. He swears he had almost groaned out loud when heâd fished out the pair of your panties, thumbing over the lacy fabric as he stared at them with wide eyes. Immediately, he recognized them as the ones heâd pulled off of you with his teeth last night.Â
âFuckâŠâ heâd murmured, already feeling a stir in his cargo pants and a flush of heat roll through his body, âthat little minx wants to kill me.â
Heâd shoved the underwear into one of the side pockets of his pants and zipped it closed so he wouldnât be tempted to take them out again. Matty ran a slightly trembling hand through his mohawk, hissing out a breath between his teeth as he forced himself to pull it together and focus on the closing procedures⊠which he rushed through, heâll admit that much. His coworkers had watched as he raced around the shop, exchanging glances with each other as he preemptively fumbled with his car keys (that have far too many key chains attached to them) before dashing out the door with an âokayseeyoumatesgoodnight!â. Heâd forgotten to even put on music in the car on the way home, thatâs how distracted he was.
Now, heâs sat on the couch with the TV on, sitting with his legs spread as he tries to ignore how unfathomably horny he is. One of his legs impatiently bounces up and down as he continues to remind himself that youâll be home in a few hours, that heâs not a teenager and he has the self-control to wait until then. But god damn, heâs so aware of the fact that your panties are sitting in his pocket, they might as well be burning a hole through the fabric. Matty bites his lip, the image flashing through his mind like a ricocheting bullet as he thinks back to the look on your face when heâd bit down on the waistband of your underwear and dragged them down your legs. He lives for those moments when you look at him with lustful wonderment, heâd do anything to steal your breath away like you do to him so often. He groans at the dull throb that resounds from the protrusion down his thigh, tilting his head back against the cushions. He canât even remember what movie heâd put on.Â
Just a little relief⊠he thinks to himself as he allows one hand to slide down over his band t-shirt slowly, skimming down his chest and over his stomach until it settles over the subtle bulge in his trousers. Tingles erupt under his fingertips. Matty licks his lips, dragging the tip of his pierced tongue over his plush bottom lip as he begins to ever so slightly tease himself. Itâs far, far too hot in the room, his clothes which are normally so comfortable feel as though theyâre suffocating him. The pressure at his crotch is almost unbearable, itâs the only thing he can focus on besides how much he wishes you were here. His cock twitches under his gingerly touch. He doesnât have to undress to know that by this point, beads of precum have soaked into his boxers. His lips part with a quiet gasp as he slowly strokes his fingers over himself, looking up at the ceiling almost like heâs begging for forgiveness for being so wanton. But he deserves this, doesnât he? You must have wanted this, after all.
The movie continues as background noise, muffled by the sound of Mattyâs heartbeat pumping in his ears, his blood roaring in his veins. He traces his fingers up and down along the outline of his erection. Itâs not nearly enough to satiate himself. He should stop, he knows he should stop, but it feels so fucking good. His brows draw together with bliss as he gets bold enough to squeeze himself roughly through his pants, feeling a pang of sensation spread deep inside him as his hips jump forward into his palm. He curses under his breath, his eyes fluttering closed as he tries to pace himself, his chest rising and falling with shallow breaths. Of course, it wasnât the first time heâd touched himself to you. Hell, heâd shamefully jerked off to the thought of you the night after heâd pierced your tits, all because he couldnât get you out of his head. Heâd vowed heâd never do it again, but heâs just a man after all. He spent many nights with just him, his right hand, and a lingering nip of guilt while he relived every second of you being at the shop. Maybe heâd admit that to you someday if he was intoxicated enough.Â
âFuck it,â he grumbles to himself, now hastily fumbling with his belt to undo it as his eyes snap open with determination.Â
He doesnât even bother to slide his trousers all the way down his legs, he tugs them down along with his boxers just enough to pull out his weeping, throbbing cock. Matty lets out a shuddering breath of relief to be free from the confines of far too many layers, tentatively running his thumb over the angrily flushed tip. Gathering the pearly beginnings of his release, he hisses at the sensitivity of his dick having been neglected for so long.Â
To keep the fabric out of the way, he brings the hem of his shirt up to his mouth, biting down and keeping it between his teeth. Matty allows himself to wrap his hand around his head, dragging the slickness of his precum down his shaft, feeling the protruding veins against his palm. Once he reaches his base, he languidly strokes upward again, twisting his wrist just like how you usually do it. He groans, the sound slightly muffled as he grits his teeth against the hem of his shirt, allowing his memories of you getting him off to puppeteer his hand. His hand never feels as good as yours, but itâs enough to offer him what heâs itching for.Â
Matty begins to move faster, finding his rhythm as he constricts his fingers harder around his cock, another spurt of precum spilling from the tip. He times the pumps of his hand in time with the needy upstrokes of his hips rolling into his fist to chase the crescendo of sensation, of pure relief. Beads of sweat gather on his forehead like a sheen across his skin as the tension pleasantly builds, permeating through his whole body.Â
âOh, fuck,â he murmurs, reaching into his pocket with his free hand to toy with your panties while pleasuring himself.Â
His fingers twist at the lace as he continues to stroke himself harder and faster, his chest heaving. He breathes out your name into the empty room between pants for breath, his heart racing as he feels himself inch closer to euphoria. Normally, heâd slow down and tease himself a bit longer, prolonging his pleasure to make the release feel that much better. But not tonight. Tonight, he canât stand the idea of being kept any longer from the sweet remedy to the ache in his bones. His moans get unabashedly louder, his eyes rolling back as his hips jerk upwards with more urgency to the point that heâs almost fucking his fist. So completely lost in the moment, he doesnât catch the sound of the front door being unlockedâŠÂ
Your POV
With a quiet sigh, you unlock the door and push it open, feeling exhaustion weigh you down like it was trying to drag you to the floor. You couldnât lie, you were pretty relieved when you found out the after-work drinks with your coworkers were canceled. It had been a long day, and really, the only thing that was keeping you going was thinking about coming home to your gorgeous mohawked boyfriend. Especially because now you get to surprise him by getting back early. It was the perfect material for a cozy night in.Â
Placing your keys on the counter next to his, you put your arms over your head only to freeze mid-stretch when you hear it. You can almost feel your ears prick up at the sound of a deep moan spilling from Mattyâs lips, a sound youâve come to know very well. Just like that, youâve found your second wind, a flood of warmth overcoming you and waking up your every nerve. Realization simmers in you as it clicks that he must have discovered the âtreatâ youâd left for him.
Your feet are carrying you through your flat before you can process it, walking on your toes to keep your presence a secret. You follow the sounds of rustling fabric and breathless, pornographic grunts, your heart thrumming against your ribs faster with every step. Peeking around the corner into your shared living space, thatâs when you find him, your stomach instantly swooping at the sight. His head is tilted back against the cushions, eyes squeezed shut so he canât see the look of pure lust cross your face as you stare at his diligently working hand.
You lean against the wall, exhaling a shuddering breath as you resist the urge to instantly jump onto his lap and take over for him. You instead slowly drink in the eye candy before you: his shirt caught in his teeth, the lace of your panties poking out of the pocket that his hand is shoved in, the way his hips are writhing against the couch. It was too perfect for words to describe. Not to mention how fucking good he sounds, being so carelessly vocal. It feels like your whole body is buzzing, heat pooling in you almost embarrassingly quickly as a shiver skitters up your spine. Youâre already soaked as you watch him with your mouth dropped open. Then, you hear your name like a prayer on his lips and you just canât help yourself.
âWant help with that?â you call out to him.Â
Matty shouts out a shocked âfuck me!â, his eyes snapping open as he lets his shirt fall from his mouth, hurriedly using the fabric to cover himself. In a panic, he sits up ramrod straight, only to find you casually leaning against the wall, a little coy smile painted on your lips. He groans, covering his face with slightly trembly hands as he tries to calm his racing heart.Â
âFuckinâ hell. Scaring me half to death like that, the fuck⊠canât have a wank in peace,â he mutters, dragging his hands down his face as he looks over at you with exaggeratedly weary eyes.Â
You canât help but laugh a bit at his distress, striding over to him and dropping to your knees before your boyfriend. Apologetically, you lean up to kiss him on the lips, whispering a muffled ââM sorryâ against them while cupping his flushed face. His breath is hot against your mouth as you pull away, Mattyâs chest still rising and falling quickly with shallow breaths.Â
âHello to you tooâŠâ he murmurs, a lively glint flashing in his eyes while he shakes his head at you with playful disapproval.Â
âYou having fun without me?â you whisper, pouting your lips at him.
âOh, donât act so innocent now. Have you got any idea how these ended up in here?â Matty smiles wolfishly, pulling your panties out from his pocket to dangle them in front of your face off of one finger.Â
âIâve never seen those before.â
âNo? Thatâs odd. âCause I distinctly remember you begging me to take them off you last night.â
You sputter with the lack of a comeback, cheeks flushing at the reminder of your neediness. Instead of fighting him with wits, you take the panties from his hand and toss them to the side, ridding you of the barrier between your lips and his. You kiss him hard, making Matty groan against your mouth as you stay kneeling between his spread legs, slotting your lips against his in a clash of teeth and tongues. His hands find your hair, inhaling you deeply while he knots his fingers into your tresses. You kiss until you both need to come up for air, left breathless and staring into each otherâs eyes heatedly.Â
âYou didnât have to stop,â you whisper, the implication of your statement not lost on him in the slightest.Â
Mattyâs eyes light up as smugness pulls at his lips. He nips at your lower lip with his teeth, tugging at it before letting go. Â
âYou wanna watch me touch myself? Dirty girl. You like shit like that, donât you?â he chuckles lowly.Â
Heâs never dry of silver-tongued comments that make you blush to your very roots. A soft moan slips past your lips at his words, your hands moving down to his thighs, running over them in encouragement as you feel your body only getting warmer. He leans in and captures your lips sweetly before putting his hands on your shoulders and easing you into kneeling in front of him. You pliantly allow him to move you, leaning your cheek against his knee as you stare up at him adoringly. Matty coos at the sight of you, running his thumb over your cheek with gentle appreciation, a moment of reprieve amidst the rush.Â
He fully takes his shirt off this time, tossing it to the side in a heap on the couch. He sighs out as he looks down at his cock resting heavily against his stomach, leaking precum near his colorful rose tattoo. You watch as Matty grabs himself at his base, feeling a flutter between your thighs while he begins to slowly stroke himself, looking down at you with half-lidded eyes that burn into you.
âSpit on it for me, sweetheart,â he whispers, gesturing towards his cock with a nod.Â
Your breath hitches in your throat at the blunt request, because god damn. Without a moment of hesitation, you lean upwards, gathering saliva in your mouth. The whine you make as he taps his tip against your bottom lip is simply obscene. Matty smirks as he smugly observes the string of his precum connecting your lips to his cock.
Sticking your tongue out, you allow a few drips of spit to land on his flushed head, blinking up at him prettily as it dribbles down his shaft. A low groan rumbles in his chest while he strokes your hair, holding his dick steady for you with a tightening grip. With the last of your saliva, you lean down and properly spit on his tip, making Matty hum with approval.Â
âAtta girl,â he murmurs, feeling himself twitch in his hand while he reaches to gather the slickness.Â
And, god, he knows how to put on a good show. You watch from the floor, your cheek smushed against his knee while he keeps his legs spread wide. Matty fists his cock with vigor, staring down into your eyes with such intensity that you feel as though you may shatter. Youâre completely lost in his rhythm, the writhing of his body, his every grunt and gasp. You gaze at him hazily, trying to commit this moment to memory and file it away for a lonely night. He finds himself teetering on the edge much quicker with you watching him, knowing youâre tracking his every move. Itâs exhilarating.
"Shit. You look so pretty down there," he smiles, playing with your hair with his free hand. Â
âDoes it feel good?â you purr, keeping one hand tracing little patterns on his thigh.Â
âMmm, you know it does, angel. Not as good as you do, though. Nothingâs as tight as that sweet cunt of yours.â
Your head tilts forward with a longing groan and Matty just laughs breathlessly, knowing the effect he has on you. The urge to satiate yourself in any way is burning you up from the inside, but you behave, squirming slightly on the ground while your thighs press together. You watch as his face screws up with the tension of his impending release.
âOh, fuckâŠâ he hisses, âgonna cum, baby. Where do you want me?â
You move quickly, wordlessly leaning up and opening your mouth, sticking out your tongue with a flair of sensuality. Matty grins lazily, his eyes glinting with pride at you being his perfect girl. With a few more rushed pumps of his cock and breathy, repeated swears, he lets out a loud, guttural moan, losing control. The tension inside him snaps with a sense of sweet relief. He watches hazily as his thick ropes of cum land on your tongue, some spurting onto your cheek and your chin despite his efforts to aim steady.
You shudder, feeling his warm release grace your skin as you have the pleasure of seeing him fall apart before your very eyes. He gives himself one last drawn-out stroke before letting go, chasing his breath as his body goes limp against the couch cushions. He peers down at you, drunk on his orgasm while you swallow the saltiness on your tongue. Matty slowly reaches and wipes away the stray drips on your chin with his thumb.Â
âSorry âbout that, sweet girl,â he whispers, placing his soiled thumb on your lips for you to clean, like he knows you will.Â
You graciously take his thumb into your mouth, licking and sucking away the last of his cum like youâre simply starving for it. Mattyâs eyes crinkle at the corners as he observes you quietly, not hiding how heâs loving every second of this. Once youâve finished, you release his thumb with a pop, a craving for approval written all over your face. His heart swells in his chest at the sight of you.
âCâmere. Iâll show you what happens to girls who use their knickers to be menaces to their boyfriends,â he roars, grasping you at your sides to tickle you as he pulls you up onto his lap in a fit of giggles.Â
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I watched a couple of the consumption clips for this⊠for PURELY RESEARCH PURPOSES. Donât look at me like that.Â
đanon the shirt between his teeth bit goes out to you queen, that concept has never left my mind dudeÂ
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⧠PAIRING: yoongi x fem!reader
⧠SUMMARY: Your fledgling career as a music journalist is finally going in some kind of direction that must be on the path to success. Your coworkers like you enough to invite you out on Fridays, your boss is starting to think youâre competent enough to let you score a few bylines, and you're finally getting the hang of InDesign. All of your hard work, late nights, and complete lack of a social life are starting to pay off... Even if it all came at the expense of the longest relationship of your life. Fine. You've accepted the fact that romance isn't for you, under any circumstances. You won't risk your career for anybody. Not even Min Yoongi.
⧠TAGS: slow burn, eventual smut, eventual romance, producer yoongi, music journalist reader, neighbors to friends to lovers? you'll see, reader is bad at feelings, reader is post-break up
⧠WARNINGS: more social drinking in this chapter, horny thoughts from y/n, seokjin is a warning of his own tbh
⧠WORDCOUNT: 3.2k
⧠STATUS: complete
⧠AUTHOR'S NOTE: yoongi being sweet, y/n being terrified, and jin cameo to celebrate his return <3 btw if you're noticing a theme with the chapter titles, let me know teehee. taglist is up, so feel free to join if you want to be tagged in future chapters! clover beat you all to it
CH. 2: Tell Me What You Want From Me
Unsurprisingly, itâs less than twenty-four hours later when you run into him again. It tracks, now that itâs clear that the universe is dead set on throwing Yoongi in your path, that youâd see him in person before heâs even gotten the opportunity to text you. If he actually was planning to text you, that is.
Itâs a little past four in the afternoon, and youâre both making it home from work. It seems that way, anyway, based on the bag slung over his shoulder and his business casual clothes. No one looks good in business casual, but he does. You hate him, you decide.
Heâs also holding a huge bag of tangerines, which is⊠Well, you guess itâs a talking point. If youâre going to be forced to interact again (although youâre very much considering doing the rude thing and just running inside without saying a word) you might as well make up for the last time you saw each other. Last night. Or, this morning, really. You, drunk and drooling over him. Him, stupidly charming and a very good sport.
Youâve been hungover all day, but it started to wane on your way home from work so you decide to do the neighborly thing and talk to him.
âThatâs a lot of tangerines,â you say, and you feel a little smug when Yoongi visibly startles at the sound of your voice. Serves him right after making you practically jump out of your skin last night.
He pulls out one of his headphones and grins, raising the bag triumphantly.
"I have a thing about tangerines,â he explains. If that can even count as an explanation. "You want one?"
You can hear your mother in your ear chastising you for taking food from a virtual stranger, but you reason that just because you take one doesnât mean you have to eat it, and you walk over to his door with your hand out.
âSure,â you say, eyeing the bag warily. âOnly because Iâm not convinced you could eat all of those by yourself.â
He hums, staring at your hand as he pushes his door open, tilting his head toward the inside of the apartment in invitation.Â
Your eyes widen. You open your mouth to protest, to tell him he could just hand you one, but Yoongi already has his back to you as he walks inside, kicking his shoes off at the door. You linger lamely in the doorway of his apartment.Â
âOhâUh, are you sure?â
"Would I have invited you in if I wasn't sure?" You continue to linger as Yoongi sets the bag down on the kitchen island. He opens a cabinet, procuring a plate. "I don't bite,â he calls, turning on the tap of his sink to wash his hands.
You tentatively step inside, shutting his door behind you and setting your bag by his shoe rack. You follow his lead, toeing your shoes off before joining him in the kitchen. You watch as he starts peeling the fruit across the island, shifting awkwardly.Â
Yoongi's eyes dart toward you for a moment as he continues to peel.
âYou're acting like you're scared of me or something. You know I'm not gonna murder you, right?" he asks with a laugh, now starting to separate the sections of the tangerine.
âI know youâre not going to murder me,â you assure him, visibly relaxing a little so as not to look like such a hopeless, awkward freak.Â
"Good. Just checking." He holds out a section of the tangerine, offering it to you.
You take it, smiling gratefully, but you let him eat his own piece first. Itâs the least you can do, for your poor motherâs sake.
You do a shit job of being subtle as you glance around Yoongiâs apartment while you chew, but itâs not like youâre trying very hard to hide it. Itâs a natural curiosity, to be in an apartment with a structural layout identical to your own, but so differently decorated. You feel like itâs not weird to look.Â
"What?" he asks as he eats his own section of the tangerine, and when you look back at him his eyebrow is raised in question.Â
âYour apartment is cleaner than I wouldâve thought,â you say, laughing a little.
âDid you think it would be gross?â Yoongi asks, amused. âDo I give off a gross vibe?â
You snort, because he absolutely does not. If anyone gives off a gross vibe between the two of you, itâs probably you, the sloppy drunk that almost threw up on him last night because he was so hot and so close and you were so wasted. But you keep that bit to yourself. âNot gross. Just⊠messy?â you offer, snatching another section of the tangerine from his hand. âNot gross, though.â
âOh, well thatâs good,â he teases, starting to peel another tangerine and dividing it in half, sliding one half to you on the plate. âThat you donât think Iâm gross, I mean.â
âNo, itâs very neat in here,â you hum appreciatively, taking the plate. âThe constant bedhead thing youâve got going on is very misleading.â You point at his mussed hair. If you were a different person, maybe youâd touch it.
He does it for you, though. You watch as he ruffles his hair, smirking at you. âYou donât like my hair?â
âI didnât say that,â you say. Something about Yoongi makes this back-and-forth come easily for you, and it feels dangerous. You should leave it alone, but you canât. âPutting words in my mouth.â
He hums, and you watch his gaze flick down to your lips as you say the word âmouth.â âYou⊠have a littleâŠâ You watch as he brings his hand up to his own lips, rubbing his thumb at the corner of his mouth to indicate where you have something, apparently.
You hurriedly bring your own hand up to rub at your mouth. He shakes his head, laughing in a way thatâs more of a sharp exhale through his nose, and then heâs rounding the counter.Â
When he gets to you, he holds your chin, and you hold your breath in return, looking at him with wide eyes as he wipes it away himself.
Something shifts. You can feel the charge in the air as his thumb brushes against your bottom lip, and your heart does that stupid flippy thing again. This is a bad idea, you think. Since when did your life become a cheesy romcom? You donât have time for this. Based on the sympathy in his eyes last night when you told him that, he doesnât either. You both just got home from working on a Saturday when you were both drinking last night, for fuckâs sake. But you canât bring yourself to pull away even as every cell in your body screams at you to run out of his apartment right now, future awkward hallway run-ins be damned.Â
And then Yoongiâs apartment door is swinging open, and youâre flying away from him like shrapnel as a broad-shouldered man in a fuzzy pink sweater walks in like he owns the damn place, brown paper bags bundled in his arms.
âYoongichiiiii,â the man sing-songs. âYour Seokjinie-hyung is here to make you dinner, you cretin!â
Yoongi, who hasnât moved, who didnât fly away from you like shrapnel at the interruption, finally breaks eye contact with you to look at the man. Seokjinie-hyung, apparently.Â
âDo you have to barge in here, hyung?â he says, with the type of tiredness that can only come from a person who endures this kind of thing five days out of the week, minimum. Canât relate , you think. Thereâs nobody breaking down your door to make you dinner. âCanât you knock, like a normal person?â
âI didnât anticipate youâd have company, Yoongi-yah,â Seokjin says, waggling his eyebrows and looking at you. âIâm Seokjin. But you can call me oppa.â He smirks. âUnless, of course, you already call him that.â
Ew, for one. You stare at him, your lips parting in shock, because what the fuck do you say to that? Youâre completely dumbfounded by this beautiful, broad, gross man.Â
âHyung,â Yoongi says sharply, pinching the bridge of his nose, and you finally find your voice.
âIâm Yoongiâs neighbor,â you say quickly, because this complete stranger does not need to think that you are sleeping with this other complete stranger and calling him oppa, of all things? What planet did you just beam to?
âOkay, Yoongiâs neighbor,â Seokjin says, walking further into the kitchen and setting the grocery bags down on the counter. âThatâs a beautiful name. Is it French?â
âHyung, â Yoongi repeats, louder this time, smacking the back of Seokjinâs head. âDonât be an asshole to my guest.â
âYah, when did you become so disrespectful!â Seokjin says, surpassing Yoongiâs volume, smacking him right back, waving his hands around as he speaks. âAm I not a guest, too? Here I am, selflessly providing you with dinner, because god knows youâre incapable of feeding yourself properly. Donât think I donât see the tangerines, Yoongi-yah. Was that dinner?â
Okay, yeah. You are officially a spectator to whatever the fuck this is. Youâre convinced that if you try to intervene in any way, youâll lose an arm, and you canât seem to get your legs to work to walk out the door, as much as you may like to. Youâre frozen to the spot, entranced.Â
âYouâre an unwanted guest,â Yoongi hisses, smacking Seokjin once again. âAnd I am a grown man, fully capable of feeding myself.â
âYes, a grown man whose height topped out at five-foot-seven because of his horrific eating habits,â Seokjin retorts, narrowing his eyes at Yoongi as he starts unpacking the grocery bags. âDo you think these broad shoulders were bestowed upon me by god? They werenât. It was kimchi-jjigae.â
âYah, youâre only three inches taller than me, hyung. Donât get cocky just because of a few inches,â Yoongi complains, and you swear you see him lift onto his toes for just a moment.
âOh, but a few inches can make a world of difference, Yoongi-yah,â Seokjin practically purrs, and at that you find your voice, because really, enough is enough.
âI should go!â you blurt out, and both of their heads snap in your direction comically fast. Seokjin looks amused, but also like he forgot you were there entirely, which you think is fair. Yoongi, however, looks incredibly guilty. Youâd think itâs cute, if you could think anything besides âget out while you still canâ right now.Â
Yoongi steps a little closer to you, lowering his voice so itâs only for you. You can feel your change of heart before you even process anything he says.
âIâm sorryâŠâ he says, glancing back at Seokjin for a moment. ââŠFor that.â He sighs. âLook, I get it if you want to bolt right now. Seokjin-hyung has that effect on people.â
You hear Seokjinâs cry of protest behind Yoongi, which Yoongi ignores.
âI just donât want to intrude,â you say. Polite. To the point. Your last line of defense, which Yoongi is quick to crumble with his soft voice and earnest words.
âYou wouldnât be. Despite being a pain in my ass, hyung is a good cook. And he makes enough food to feed an army even when itâs just the two of us,â he continues. âI⊠You can stay and eat. Iâd like it if you did.â
What the fuck is happening to you right now? You canât even begin to understand why you canât seem to say no where Yoongi is involved, despite only meeting him less than twenty-four hours ago.Â
The only thing that you can tell is that itâs not just because of your attraction to him, as undeniable as it may be. You may be an introverted homebody, but youâre still a woman who gets hit on semi-frequently. If thatâs what this was, no matter how pretty Yoongi is, youâre sure youâd still be able to say no. But youâre not saying no.
ââŠThis is all very, very weird,â you say, and Yoongi breathes out a strained â I know, â which makes you relax a little. âIâll stay, if you insist.â
âHe insists,â Seokjin says, not even bothering to look up at you as he chops vegetables.
To your surprise, Yoongi doesnât make any kind of cutting remark in Seokjinâs direction. He just keeps his eyes on you, nods in agreement.Â
âI insist.â
So you stay.
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Seokjin is very insistent about not letting you help in the kitchen.
âUnless heâs chopped off a limb to get out of it in the past ten seconds I havenât been looking at him, Yoongi-yah has two fully-functioning hands and knows his way around a kitchen. So you just sit and look pretty, and let your oppas take care of everything,â he tells you.Â
You hate the delivery of that, really. But you do as he says, and itâs actually pretty nice.
Plus, you get to see just how fully-functioning those hands of Yoongiâs are. You have a fucking front row seat to the capability of those hands.Â
It does not help that Seokjin insists on refilling a wine glass for you every time you take a sip, but what does help is focusing on Seokjinâs weird, kind of cute pinky fingers instead of Yoongiâs fucking sinful everything that you want in your mouth more and more as the alcohol warms you.Â
The bickering between the two even seems to die down as they cook. Itâs clear that the two of them have done this together before, and it even makes you wonder if they lived together for a point in time.
You learn a lot about Yoongi, too. That he works too hard, which he himself had alluded to last night, but Seokjin confirmed with a gusto that makes you think itâs probably worse than you assumed. That heâs completely powerless to his dongsaengs, which Yoongi didnât even try to deny. That there are seven of them altogether, a close-knit friend group that will always be the seven of them barring death, and maybe even then. Itâs all very sweet.Â
Youâre in the middle of fantasizing about what it would be like to have six friends who love you so much when Seokjin turns the conversation to you suddenly.
âWhat do you do, Y/N?â
âIâm a music journalist for Look Here Magazine,â you reply, starting to straighten up with pride just as you did last night when you told Yoongi, but something in Seokjinâs expression makes you freeze.
He looks pleased as fucking punch, and youâre beginning to realize that is probably never a good thing.
âOh, are you?â he purrs.
âHyung,â Yoongi says warily, but he looks just as confused as you feel.
âYou know, our Yoongi makes music.â
âYes, he told me,â you say slowly, your eyebrows furrowing.
âHeâs very good,â Seokjin continues. âBack in college, he used to write all of these raps about eating pusââ
âYAH! Stop!â Yoongi interjects, and when you look at him he is completely pink. You were already pink from the wine, so you would guess youâre fire engine red right now, if the heat in your cheeks is any indicator.Â
âYou werenât ashamed of it then, Mr. Tongue Technology,â Seokjin sniffs, doling out rice into three bowls like he didnât just drop a bomb that youâll be thinking about for the rest of your life, maybe. Tongue technology.
âI was twenty,â Yoongi complains. âI was young and cocky, and I had an awful group of friends who never told me how fucking stupid I sounded.â He turns to you, although he is barely able to hold eye contact. Youâre in the same boat. âPlease forget you ever heard that.â
You nod, stiffly. What else can you do? Say youâd like to take that tongue for a spin, right now preferably? No, no, no, no.
âHow about we talk about something else?â you offer, quickly. âWhat do you do, Seokjin?â
That seems like the right thing to say, because even when the three of you finally sit down to eat, Seokjin is still happily going on about his aspirations as an actor.
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Seokjin rubs his belly happily, slumped against his chair.
âGod, Iâm good,â he sighs. âTell me how good I am, Yoongichi.â
âYouâre so good, hyung,â Yoongi says flatly.
âThank you again, for having me,â you say, smiling a little. Despite your apprehension towards Seokjin at first, dinner was surprisingly pleasant and, to his credit, really fucking good. âBoth of you.â
âAh, you should come next time all the kids are around,â Seokjin says, grinning. âItâll be a hoot.â
Yoongi stays quiet across from you, but he meets your eyes and nods. Flip.
âWell⊠Iâm only two doors down,â you say softly, looking down at your empty bowl.
âJust wait until Jiminie and Jeongguk get ahold of her,â Seokjin says to Yoongi. You donât know what that could possibly mean, could mean a lot of things coming from Seokjin, but Yoongi rolls his eyes.
âItâs getting late. We should probably clean up,â Yoongi says, starting to stack the bowls. âDo you need a ride home?â
âIâm not an invalid, Yoongi-yah,â Seokjin scoffs. âI can take the bus.â He stands up, snatching the bowls away from Yoongi. âLet hyung clean up and Iâll be on my way.â
Yoongi doesnât put up a fight, handing off the bowls, and then Seokjin is in the kitchen, leaving the two of you alone for the first time since tangerines and Yoongiâs thumb on your lip.
âThank you,â you say again, this time just for Yoongi. âItâs been a long time since Iâve had a night like this.â
âI wouldnât have any nights like this if it werenât for Seokjin-hyung and the rest of my friends,â Yoongi says, brutally honest in the way youâre figuring out he always is. âWhen you love what you do, itâs hard to remember that thereâs anything else.â
You nod, because you know exactly what he means by that.
âI really know what itâs like. I know we just met last night, but if you ever needâŠâ He shakes his head, putting his words together. He looks unbelievably shy, not for the first time tonight. âAh, Iâm not used to being the one to give this speech. Look, we can hang out, is all Iâm saying.â
You realize then and there what Yoongi is offering, and something clicks into place. Friendship. Despite the charged moments, the clear attraction, heâs offering to be someone you can go to. Someone who gets it and wonât judge. It doesnât feel like pity, either, strangely. This is why you canât bring yourself to say no to him, you realize. Heâs offering you something you desperately need.
You smile, despite the fact that you kind of feel like crying.
âOnly if you show me those raps Seokjin was talking about.â
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heyy can you do a bill smut (dreads 2009)?? uhm so the reader sub!fem is taking a shower then bill decides to join it starts off as innocent hugs and touches then one thing leads to another and bill is like bending her over and fucking her roughly then picks her up by her thighs and placed her on the sink counter and began eating her out? dont write if your uncmfortable and add what you want in it love your writing btww!! x
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PAIRINGS: Bill (idk what year) dreads era x Female reader CONTENT: FLUFF (only a little) + SMUT SYPNOSIS: You were showering and suddenly Bill comes in, he decides to join you and exchanges hugs and sweet touches. Then when one thing leads to another things become spicy. A/N: eating a burger rn WARNINGS: bill!dom, reader!sub, p in v, eating out, praising, fingering, sucking on fingers, rough kissing (literally one mention of it at the end)
I got into the shower, I had had such a long day, completeing schoolwork for my college degree. Bill was so lucky, he just had his band, making shit loads of money.
I turned on the water, washing my sweat filled body with soap, making sure to get every crevice. The water fell down onto my body, washing all the soap away.
As I was cleaning myself I felt 2 familiar arms wrap around my waist, "Hi prinzessin" he smirked and kissed my neck lovingly, "care if I join?" I smiled "not at all" I kissed him softly and continued to wash myself.
"Bill have you been using my expensive shampoo again?" I groaned, noticing the huge portion that was missing that I definetly did not use. "Maybe..i'm sorry it just smells so good! Don't get angry!" he whined, holding me close and peppering kisses everywhere on my face, I giggled and kissed his lips softly "it's fine, I could never be mad at you, you're so perfect" I smiled and started to wash his hair, rubbing the shampoo in and massaging his scalp.
He groaned lowly, enjoying it a little too much. "Calm down Bill" I chuckled and washed it off for him. "You know I can't control myself when you give me those massages" he pouted.
Me and Bill were so happy together, he made me feel like I was the only girl in the world, like I'm the only one that he'll ever love. (see what i did there? teehee) He was so kind, gentle and delicate, nothing like I've ever experienced before. In my past relationships I was treated like shit, like a fucktoy they could just use whenever they wanted, I only did that to myself because I wanted some sort of love, even if it was just one sided. But then I met Bill.
As I was applying shampoo to my hair, I felt something hard press against my back, it didn't feel like a hand or fingers or even an elbow. My eyes widened when I realised what it was, I turned around and looked down, his rock hard cock standing an inch away from me. I then looked up at him, a mischevious look planted on his face.
He whispered in my ear sensually "bend over, now" I gulped, nodding and bending over, putting my hands against the shower wall. He grabbed my hips and positioned himself at my entrance. "You ready shatz?" he called out, "mhm!" I responded.
And with that he pushed his cock into me, stretching me out, the water falling onto us didn't help so he quickly turned it off. He pulled my hips closer to him and started to pound his length into me, every inch that went back in and back out was agonizing. I moaned loudly, desperatly trying not to slip from all the water beneath us.
He continued his brutal pace, slamming himself into me, making me scream out in pleasure. Bill never went this rough on me, I don't know what switched in his brain but I could tell he was super turned on, almost drunk on my pussy.
"Mm! Yes!" I moaned loudly, his cock repetedly abusing my hole. Bill pounded into me relentlessly, growling lowly with pleasure as he felt my wet heat surrounding him. "You're so fucking sexy y/n..fuck" His hands gripping my hips tightly, digging his nails into me. I hissed at the pain of his nails but the pleasure made me ignore it.
He continued to thrust into me hard and fast, the sound of slapping skin filling the shower. "Fuckk!" I cried out, his cock hitting deep inside me with every stroke, making it impossible to not scream every time.
He chuckled at my cries and screams, "so good for me aren't you?", I nodded lazily, unable to speak from all the waves of pleasure going through my body.
Finally, I felt my stomach tighten a little bit, "gonna..cum, fuck!" I managed to blurt out, "cmon baby cum with me" he demanded, going faster. With one last deep thrust I came on his cock, I felt him throb for the last time before pulling out and spurting his cum all over my back and ass. "Good girl..such a good girl" he panted.
He cleaned off the cum and as I was about to get a towel he stopped me, "I'm not done with you..need more" he picked me up by my thighs and shoved me onto the bathroom counter in a hurry. He got onto his knees and spread my legs wide open, exposing my wet cunt to him. He instantly dove for my clit, shoving his face into my pussy. I moaned as I felt his tongue lick my sensitive bud, "holy shit!" I moaned loudly, my hands flying to his hair and tugging on it as he ate me out so perfectly.
He groaned at the pain, but not in a bad way..In a way where he was liking it? I smirked and continued to pull on his hair, gaining the same reaction as before.
His arms wrapped around my legs and pulled me closer, shoving my pussy into his face even more as he devoured me. I felt him put a finger in my hole, then two. I moaned as he licked my pussy and fingered me at the same time.
How was he so good at doing 2 things at a time? I would never know.
His fingers felt amazing in my pussy, ramming into me and also curling to hit my sensitive spot. Don't even get me started on how good he ate me out. It was like a state of euphoria, a high almost. It felt so good I was convinced I'd been drugged. He retracted his fingers and stuck his tongue deep into my pussy. His tongue piercing skimming against my g spot.
I moaned as he plunged his tongue into my wetness repetedly, taking it in and out, in and out until he moved back to my aching, swollen clit, desperate for attention again.
He put his fingers back in and started to thrust roughly, squelching sounds coming from my cunt from all the juices. I moaned loudly "gonna cum again! Fuck!" he smirked on my pussy and went harder, curling his fingers faster and licking my heat at an ungodly pace.
I cried out and came all over his fingers, he chuckled and pulled his fingers out, licking all the juices off his fingers, he stood up and put his fingers in my mouth "taste your juices baby..don't I make you so wet?" I nodded and sucked on his fingers eagerly. He withdrew his fingers and a string of saliva followed. He smirked and crashed his lips into mine, kissing me roughly.
E/N: HEY MY LOVELY PEOPLE!! tysm for the person who sent this request I loved writing it! Sorry it took so long to come out <3
#tokiohotel#tom kaulitz#bill kaulitz#georg listing#gustav schÀfer#bill kaulitz x reader#bill kaulitz x you#bill kaulitz x y/n#bill kaulitz x female reader#bill kaulitz smut#bill kaulitz fluff
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"So magic controls the weather⊠Itâs always nice to learn a bit more about this world."
Ryoko joins the Golden Frost Fest!
Groovy lines: [LOCKED]
Home Transition:
1. Kiyuu really wanted to go too, but she came down with a cold! Maybe I could bring her back some food, if they allow it. 2. I finished my whole outfit just last night, but I think itâs worth it! I really love dressing up for these types of occasions. 3. The music here makes me feel right at home! As if I know what that even means. Well, itâs the thought that counts!
Home, After Login: The wind is getting colder⊠Are you sure they havenât started yet?
Tap Home:
1. Everyone looks amazing! Iâd like to go up and compliment some people, but Iâm a little nervous. What if they get mad and punch me in the face?! 2. All those flowers look delicious⊠Do you think I could pluck a fewâIâd get banned?! What makes you say that?! 3. Jack was planning on going in just a plain old T-shirt and shorts, so Kiyuu and I had to drag him into the sewing room to decide on something. Luckily I had a little extra fabric lying around⊠4. Itâs gonna get a lot colder from here on out. Do you think Kiyuu will hold up alright? I donât really know how her immune system works, but it looks like it doesnât. Cynthia will be taking care of her while Jack and I are away, but I canât help but worry. 5. Iâve lost every single game I played here⊠I hope no oneâs keeping score. Hey, I swear Iâm not doing it on purpose!... Seventy five percent of the time. Itâs just that the others look so excited to get some of the prizes, so I donât want to decrease their chances, you know?
Event hosted by @the-rini-rush !
More under cut!
I had a really fun time designing Ryoko's oufit! I'm a super huge fan of ruffles and all that LMAO. Here's the full design!
Nah I just kinda went for it idk even know what I was doing.
Groovy will come later! For now I'm starting school, which is in like. 5 hours. Oh no.
I don't really have much to say at all wow. OH THE LINEART TOOK ME 5 HOURS ACTUALLY. WTF. IDK WHY IDK HOW BUT IT DID. ALSO COPYING THE CARD UI WAS SO. DAMN. DAMN IT SUCKS.
Oh yeah Kris I copied ur layout cause idk it was just the most practical teehee (I didn't even mean to actually I swear)
Either way, I hope u guys like Ryoko's fit! Thanks for stopping by and thank you to @/the-rini-rush for hosting the event!
Taglist! (Ask to be added): @skriblee-ksk @boopshoops
#golden-frost-fest#twst oc#twst ryoko#twst fan event#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland oc#oc art#twst fanart#twisted oc#poor Kiyuu I hope she feels better#I could NOT think of a reason she wouldnt be able to go SRY KRIS
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Will there be a part 2 of the "Attention" fic?
infidelity [gn/m.reader]
the answer to that is a solid yes AND a big apology for taking a hundred years to post this. this ask has been in my inbox for freaking months. and itâs mostly because i have been remaking this fic until i got the most satisfying fic LMAO. iâm sorry for taking so long đ i hope this is compensation enough. btw this part 2 to this! but honestly, you donât have to read it lmao.
đŠč crack taken seriously, hsr mention but this is mostly genshin, this is just a fic of me making fun of cheaters aka you, highly based on that one tweet of the âwelcome home, cheaterâ one, pushing my grand overseer reader agenda like in my early fics teehee <3, sagau, sahsr au
âI should probably go backâŠâ
Jing Yuan begged to differ. The general himself had his reservations about your sudden eagerness to depart. After all, you were a good company â one that amused him to the core and even kept him awake for the better part of the day. You are an interesting being to him after all â much after learning from the exuberant girl from the famed Astral Express suddenly emphasizing your importance when they left you under his supervision.
You, in much simpler words, are adorable in the Luofo generalâs eyes. With eagerness and curiosity melding in those gaze of yours that could leave anyone transfixed â wanting and desperate.
You truly live up to the title as the grand overseer across worlds. You were the sole beholder of their sentience, despite the fact that right now, youâre barely aware of your status and your circumstance, it was more than enough for anyone go cherish your presence. How could they not? It was a blessing to see you descend from where you were, behind the great barrier that they all could only stare at when they looked to you for guidance.
Alas, that mattered little, not when you were beside the amused general and his coy smile, fingers raking through your hair; reminiscent of the pattern when he would do the same thing to Mimi when you visited his abode to meet the furry beauty that was his pet.
Quite frankly, you werenât all too sure if this was something you were used to, being treated like an animal companion, with even the way Jing Yuanâs hand would suddenly roam behind your very human ears, scratching behind out of habit.
The only thing missing was him giving your food to you in a bowl, actually, and youâd be no different than Mimi at that point. Wait. No. You were sure Jing Yuanâs lion also ate out of a golden encrusted plate when you saw his hired caretakers come and feed Mimi.
âBark for me, wonât you?â The general teased with a purr and it was more than enough for you to pull the plug at your willing compliance.
You removed his hand from your head and only shot him a subtle glare, âThatâs a request I canât honor even if my life depended on it.â You sighed, âI should get going now though, General⊠I made a promise to help our conductor in sweeping the floors. Apparently Caelus tracked some dirt inside when he decided to lug some trash.â
âMust you really? Youâre the grand overseer, no? I believe such a title deserves a limitless freedom in doing whatever it is that they wish,â he coaxed in a suave tone, quick to win anyone over. And honestly, that sounds nice. But youâve never seen Pom-Pom look so stressed when you saw an unwilling March and Dan Heng drag some trash either wrapped in gold bags or regular black ones inside the express when they came back from Belobog.
You somehow regretted leaving first â but even you had urgent matters to attend to at that moment.
âAhâ!â The lax Jing Yuan jolted at your sudden outburst.
ââŠAnything troubling you, Grand Overseer?â
âT-Teyvat! I completely forgotâŠ!â Your eyes were blown wide as the panic settled within you. You had promised Nahida you would make it to the Interdarshan championship. She was so excited when she communed with you just days ago, completely elated that even your beloved Wanderer would participate as a representative in a Darshan.
Albeit confused by your sudden squawking, Jing Yuan understood and only watched you pace around while you lamented what sounds to be a rehearsed apology that you will no doubt tell to someone you hold precious.
âHow envious, to receive an apology from you even sounds like a great honor.â Jing Yuan teased with a chuckle. âWell then, off you go now. Donât be away for too long. I rather enjoy our time together.â
âO-Oh, yes, of course⊠I truly apologize for cutting our time together short. Do give my regards to Fu Xuan and Yanqing if they drop by. I have to go and talk to the crew and also bid my goodbye for now.â You bowed before turning away, briskly walking your way towards the door outside of the generalâs office, only to bump into Welt and March.
âOh! There you are! Ya ready to go shopping?â March held an exuberant energy as she asked, clasping your hand in hers tightly with an excited gleam flashing through her eyes.
Welt, however, was far more observant than March, âJudging from that look in your eyes⊠you have some affairs youâve forgotten to tend to, Your Benevolence. Would I be correct in my judgment?â
âItâd be a miracle for you to be wrong at this point,â you laughed amidst your panic. âBut yes, unfortunately. March, I hope you donât mind a little bit of postponement⊠I have somewhere to be urgently.â
Marchâs bottom lip stuck out into pleading pout, âBut you promised!â
âMarch, letâs not force them. It is as they say â an urgent affair.â Welt only looked at you with a small nod and an encouraging smile, âDonât be too worried. Iâll let Himeko and Dan Heng know of your absence. Just be safe.â
âI will definitely come back and visit.â Your smile and reassurance was enough to quell Marchâs disappointment and Weltâs initial concern. âPlease tell Caelus not to track more dirt inside. Itâll only serve to frustrate Pom-Pom further.â
âItâs a useless attempt, but for you, Iâll try,â March winked as she waved to you with Welt.
With a nod to the two of them, you were off to Teyvat â lucky that you have little need for the Star Rail in the first place to travel. Otherwise, it would most certainly take you the entire conceivable time just before you could even come back to one of the many worlds that you oversaw and to a fault, even took care of from afar.
You stepped into the familiar grassy fields of Sumeruâs rainforest, looking up to see that the city isnât too far off. There was a gentle breeze that blew by, almost like a kiss from a certain archon, but you paid little heed to it. You normally always took your time to appreciate the sights in Teyvat, finding its vast lands and many biomes incredibly fantastical in sight. But even that couldnât keep you from the fact that youâve broken several promises that you willingly made to some residents here.
You can only imagine the disappointment in everyoneâs faces once youâve admitted to the fact that⊠other people may have swept your attention away in the first place â hence your sudden absence.
You owed your first apology to Nahida. She is after all, one of your far more favored archons around, treating her like your own, definitely something that would make Rukkhadevata proud among every other archon out there. And then thereâs also a matter of apologizing to your dear Aether, you made another promise to him that you would spend your time with him in Sumeruâs far end by the Realm of Farakhkert to meet the infamous Sorush and the majestic race of the Pari (you once made a claim that Aranaraâs are superior, and your endeared traveler was reluctant in protesting to your words it seems).
Now that you thought about it â you were sure you made quite a lot of promises to the residents of Teyvat. A lot of commitments were hammered into your special sanctuary that Aether had built for and with you inside his teapot.
Commitments that youâve forgotten in favor of space travels with a couple of trailblazers.
Onlookers turned to your direction, completely flabbergasted at your casual appearance. What were you doing in Sumeru city (not that they were ungrateful for your gracious presence) â but it was as if you were solely taking a stroll on your own. Where are your entourage? Was the Acting Grand Sage even informed of your arrival? What about the archons that always accompanied you? Where is Buer?
Best of all, why does your face contort into an expression of what seems to be utter guilt?
You hiked your way to the Sanctuary of Surasthana, refusing any help offered to you by the guards that were courteous enough. You were prepared to face Nahidaâs crestfallen look â prepared to start indulging her wishes to make up for the tomfoolery you engaged in. The corners of your mouth trembled as it itched to finally spill out the plethora of apologies that youâve prepared.
âOh. So you exist after all.â
Only for your well-rehearsed (by the last minute) apologies to fall apart when the Wandererâs voice rang from above. You looked up to see him perched on one of the ledges just above the door of Nahidaâs residence. He was stationed like a watchful hawk â and he was, constantly on the prowl for anyone suspicious daring to come up to the sanctuary.
Suddenly, a memory of you promising him to go fishing by the coasts of Sumeru had you wincing. And with the way the puppetâs mouth turned up in a smug smirk showed that he was aware of an engagement you swore youâd do with him.
âAh⊠I hear you go by Hat guy now?â You tilted your head, giving him a reluctant smile.
âSpare me the meaningless prying. Where have you been?â His eyes narrowed, suspicious and a tad bitter at your absence and incompetence in attending a tiny little leisure that you yourself insisted he join you on. Who the hell even creates plans first and suddenly flakes out? The Wanderer has never felt more betrayed, quite frankly.
You suddenly looked like a guilty spouse that came from a messy affair, with the way you shifted your footing and how you averted your gaze quick. The Wanderer was intolerant of such a behavior however when he finally came down from his little high up spot to face you with no escape. He will summon a void and trap you in it halfway if you so much as make an attempt to escape.
âIâve been⊠awayâŠâ
âWere you now?â His scrutinizing gaze only served to intimidate you further when he came up close, his nimble fingers tracing against your clothing. âWhose is this?â
And before you, he held a familiar long strand of white hair â possibly acquired when the general of Luofo decided to frolic around with you, coaxing (or coercing, more like) you to give him a much deserved head massage for his hard work (though in truth, he barely did anything that day).
ââŠA cat.â Technically not a lie. Jing Yuan does exhibit certain behaviors that you can classify as a behavior that a feline has.
âIs it now?â His voice went an octave higher â clearly mocking you if his churlish grin wasnât enough of a sign about his suspicions of you and your⊠agendas prior to your unprompted visit in Teyvat.
A terse silence engulfed you and your Wanderer before he flicked away the hair and dragged you inside Nahidaâs sanctuary.
âShe was disappointed that you were absent the entire Interdarshan event thing. Where in the abyss were you?â The puppet hissed, his grip on your wrist tightening. Somehow you found it far more comforting compared to the times where people would treat you like some fragile object that could break at any second.
Whatâs not comforting however, were his words. You couldnât bear the thought of letting Nahida down, and now youâre faced with that very thought becoming a reality that you now have to get through just for the sake of your sanity.
You smiled a little despite seeing the Dendro Archonâs back turned while she minded her own business. There was always something comforting when wasting your hours away inside the sanctuary. Just having to teach Nahida from your old world knowledge about people, and to an extent even teaching the Wanderer with your wisdom that rarely pops out (according to him, with full intent to insult you). Itâs not as daring as the time Venti decided to fling you up and catch you or Eiâs insistence on you eating your tenth dango during your walks.
For now however, you had one goal in mind â and that is to make amends with your favored archon and puppet.
Teyvat altogether created an unspoken rule to never ever doubt you â the Grand Overseer. You have a position that transcends even farther than the Primordial One, your eyes that gaze on many universes and worlds. You are the one that took care of the blooming life in each planet that teemed with it, thriving under your guidance.
There was a collective decision among all gods and mortals alike to never doubt your endeavors, much less your love for them. You care a lot about them, and based solely on your constant descent towards their world, it seems as though above all other worlds, you favored them. They were the proof of your benevolence, granting the residents your presence while you walked among them.
Right. That was the case that everyone agreed upon.
However, there was an underlying layer of unease. Heaven forbid may it be doubt; they could never! But perhaps⊠a tiny bit of uncertainty in the layer of cautiousness as the residents watched you with adoration.
It first started with the wrong names.
When Albedo, Sucrose, and Timaeus wholeheartedly welcomed your help when you visited Dragonspine with Klee. Jean was far too busy with her work and while she wished to, could not have time to bask in your presence after the announcement of your sudden arrival. In turn, you only assured her and relieved her of her added duty in watching over Klee.
Klee was the one to visit big brother Albedo, to surprise him that you were finally back. And you complied. Dragonspine is an extension of Mondstadt, and you had plans to check up on every single resident of the nation.
Suffice to say, you were quickly hooked up in a chair, pulse detectors attached to your temples while you watched Klee doodle away on the floor. For a respected overseer, you certainly were a people pleaser, letting Albedo scan you out of his own volition (Sucrose was fussing the entire time, she didnât want you to be hurt in the process, after all!).
âLook Grand Overseer! This is you and me and Dodoco!â Your vision was quickly filled with a flurry of bright colors on paper, one that was filled with an abundant amount of red and the other with the colors of your clothing.
âAh! So it is! Good job, Hook!â
Everyone in silence soon tore themselves away from their work, looking at you with evident confusion.
Klee blinked, tilting her head as she looked just as lost and surprised as the other three researchers in the mountain, âHook? Thatâs not how you say KleeâŠâ
Your heart hammered against your ribcage and tried to save it with a cough, âD-Did I now? Ah, my bad⊠I meant to say was that you⊠did a great job! It immediately hooked me in!â It was a half-baked excuse â hell, call it a raw excuse even and everyone aside from Klee caught on as the explosive child beamed with pride, just happy that you loved her heartfelt creation.
Albedo eyed you in suspicion before returning to his work.
Then there was your misplaced reminiscence.
In your defense however, Snezhnaya does feel like Belobog. Sometimes⊠most definitely not because of the fact that both places are constantly subjected in a thick layer of snow.
The Tsaritsa was all but cruel to you. She loved you like any other archon out there and always basked in your presence â even keeping you for herself a week or two longer, leaving the next nation in your rotation of visitation completely restless at your tardiness. However in her gentle kindness was a terrifying beast that laid dormant.
Only then did you catch a glimpse of it on the morning that you and her spent on your appointed room in the palace, both you and the Cryo Archon siting on the balcony while you sipped on a hot beverage, enjoying the mountainous coated in freshly fallen snow.
You sat your cup down and blew on your hands. The Tsaritsa laughed at your actions, pleased that you can truly feel the love she embodied through the cold winds of her icy nation.
âCold enough for you, Grand Overseer?â She jested with a light tone.
ââŠYepâŠâ your teeth lightly chattered. ââŠT-This place is a lot c-colder than Belobog, Iâll tell you that⊠B-But not more than Jarilo-VI as a wholeâŠâ
All of a sudden, you could feel the creeping coldness from beside you and looked to where the archon sat, her striking eyes looking at you with curiosity⊠with a smidge of coldness behind them.
âPardon? Not colder than where?â
Her tone was pressed despite her sweet adoring smile. She took pride in her sovereign kingdom of cryo. It was all for you, to feel the comforting cold after you spent your last stay with Murata in Natlan. This was her giving you love, and suddenly, it wasnât enough?
The better part of your mind decided to feign ignorance. And you lived to see another day.
And then the sudden secrecy.
By all means, of all people, Zhongli indulged in your stories the most. Whenever you visited Liyue, you were almost always found beside him if Ningguang wasnât asking for your presence or if you werenât getting coerced into another drinking competition with Beidou and her crew. And in this case, you were preoccupied with a little something while you accompanied Zhongli in his usual spot.
He listened earnestly to the storyteller while you busied yourself writing a little something on a parchment you had acquired from the Wangsheng parlor when you fetched Zhongli for his break.
And ever so slightly, heâd find himself glancing at your hunched over form, while you stewed in your little activity. He didnât particularly mind the lack of conversation from you. Having you beside him was more than enough, actually. But it wouldnât hurt for you to have him be just as engaged in your little agenda, would it?
The former archon peered at your work, only to be faced with scripts that were oddly reminiscent of Liyueâs characters. Albeit there were significant changes that made the language still all too different from his nation.
ââŠMight you be translating ancient texts, Grand Overseer?â He inquired and was met by a suspicious jolt from you.
It was a text Dan Heng gave you before to practice the language used in the Xianzhou fleet. Only now did you have time to do his little practices upon your descent. You had plans to check up on everyone as soon as you were done in Teyvat, and perhaps impressing Yanqing with your language prowess was a good party trick (and eventually not get bullied into eating something spicy because of your ignorance).
âAh! N-Noâ! Iâ yes. No.â
Zhongli tilted his head and you were quick to recall your flubbed answer, shoving away the parchment into your little pocket. There was a frantic look in your eyes and Zhongli was concerned, naturally.
You used to be so willing in divulging everything to him in exchange for his stories, with the both of you managing to talk from dusk to dawn without fail with him needing little to no sleep and the time dilation that your body couldnât seem to adjust to. You werenât afraid to share what you were preoccupied with, and even often let him experience new things from your own world.
So why are you keeping secrets now?
But perhaps, the breaking point was your standoffish nature.
Aether has always cherished his raw connection with you and was proud to wear his closeness to your divinity, not because of infamy, but because of how incredibly special you treat him. While, certainly, you have made the people of Teyvat special on your visits, but what sets him apart from the rest is your adamant expression of affection towards him. For some reason, he was favored alone, not as a part of a collective unlike Venti and his people, or Zhongli and his. He alone was yours to indulge, even more behind closed doors in his teapot realm.
However⊠something was off after your abrupt visit.
Something had changed when you came home.
You were far more distracted, occupied with that tiny device you always held in your hand. Suddenly, Paimon wasnât the loudest one in the teapot mansion with the incessant beeping that your phone made. It never did that before, it was always tucked away somewhere, sometimes even letting him place it in his inventory if there was little time to go back into the teapot.
He had always deemed your mode of communication useless. Especially on your travels. It was always so silent, like a useless artifact that you keep on you.
But suddenly it was teeming with life, buzzing endlessly that could drive any man with weak resistance into the threshold of insanity. Youâd often pick it up and grant the little device a heavenly smile and proceed to be on it for hours upon hours.
It was a heartbreaking time for him.
It was heartbreaking whenever he would peer at your device, only for you to keep him in the dark as you made some lame excuse.
It was heartbreaking whenever he could no longer recognize your words when you talked about your own anecdotes, throwing name after name at him while he listened intently.
And oh was it heartbreaking when you called him by the name of someone else.
â[Name], have you seen my earring?â He took pride in his informality with you showing your comfortability and familiarity with the renowned traveler.
âOver on the table, Caeâ ther⊠Caether⊠Aether.â
Not so much with that tiny slip.
Yes. Perhaps that was it. And all the preceding reasons.
Perhaps it was why you sat like a condemned criminal in the court of Focalors, as every archon looked at you with scrutiny and skepticism in their eyes. Only sweet Nahida looked at you in concern. Ah, your poor child. Youâd rather her look away than experience the possible punishment you were about to receive.
âGrand Overseer, make no mistake, this is a trial born from the accumulated concerns of us all. This is a trial born⊠from our love.â The hydro archonâs voice bellowed through the courts. She normally wasnât one to personally try the defendants, however you were a special circumstance.
You always were.
âŠSure doesnât feel like itâŠ
âM-May I at least know what my charges areâŠ?â
âInfidelity, Grand Overseer.â Ei answered for the collective. âI can only hope you are not found guilty.â
You grimaced. Youâre quite glad that this was a private trial, with only the archons, retired or otherwise, gazing at you. Make no mistake however â this was an intimidating position to be in. You may be the Grand Overseer, but youâre quite sure the only thing keeping you alive is their thinly veiled fanaticism and adoration for you. Otherwise, you would have been incinerated long ago.
It might have been your luck. But it was something you would wholeheartedly thank as the moment Focalors slammed her gavel down, the horrifying screech of something you can only classify as a hideous ally pulled you out of your impending doom.
The alarm on your phone rang incessantly, a glaring reminder of your subpar and mundane reality, waking you up from a dream that you could barely remember.
You shot up, only realizing you fell asleep in front of your own computer. You looked up to see your game open, with your beloved traveler gazing down at you with a disappointed frown on his face.
You chalked it up to your awful sleep and rubbed your eyes, closing the game and migrating to the other, where your in-game phone was filled to the brim with messages.
Smothering a yawn in your hand, you can only shake your head.
âMy games have been really weird lately. I should probably leave them alone for now. Maybe have fun with Elysia and the girls.â You muttered to yourself but not before powering your computer down.
Truly, your utter cluelessness is bound to drive everyone insane.
Fret not however, they will make it work. They will let you know of their sentience. They will make sure that you are aware of how much they admire you.
Itâs only a matter of time until then.
#this is a feel good fic tbh LMAO#before i face my final exams#genshin impact x male reader#genshin impact x gn reader#honkai star rail x male reader#honkai star rail x gn reader#hsr x gn reader#hsr x male reader#jhuzenâs stupid one shots#sagau#sahsrau#sahsr
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KINDERGARTEN 3: Questions + Crack Theories
(Some done with @charismabee in messages <3)
1. Where are the other kids?
THEORY 1: The correct one. Bob adopted them all. Grabbed as many kids as he could see and took off with them. Their home lives sucked before? That's okay! Now they have a Bob! Unfortunately, despite his large janitor arms, he could only carry six children at a time. And by the time he went back for the others, they had been signed up to a new school and carted off by their parents. How sad. :(
THEORY 2: The Kindergarten one. They've all been kidnapped. Uh oh! They're hanging out with the mysterious disappearing former principal somewhere. Jerome is crying. Lily is furiously looking for an escape. Billy is having a panic attack. Ted "Felix" is being "Felix". Buggs is hitting things. Ozzy is having a panic attack. Things are fun <3
THEORY 3: The silly one! They're in the library. Regis looked at the troublemakers who have killed/want to kill/look like they want to kill people and put them allll in study hall together. And then put Ozzy there too. For funsies! So now they're all being scolded for committing all the murders and/or being Ozzy. Carla finds out she wasn't invited to Murder Club and she is furious.
2. What's up with Felix/Ted??
THEORY 1: After going home on Tuesday, Ted somehow discovered Felix's plans to kill him. Maybe he found the contract, maybe Felix straight-up told him (he is such a terrible liar. The WORST. I will be going back to this point in theory 2). However it happened, Ted learnt Felix wanted to kill him, pulled a Cain's Not Able alt route, and got his own back. He's in his Theodore era now. No more silly expressions. He looks at the space Felix left behind, and slots into it seemingly perfectly.
THEORY 2: The better one. Felix is pretending to be Ted. Felix too was grouped into the intended Murder Club, but he wasn't going to spend all day in study hall. Ew. So, he does the logical thing, and has Teddy fill his place. Felix thinks he's completely inconspicuous- like a sneaky hawk, so to speak. The thing is, he keeps "teehee"-ing between words and doing a frankly terrible impersonation of Ted. Remember all of his smug gloating throughout Cain's Not Able (e.g. "heheh... you have the most important part", the stealing Monty's arm plot failing so badly that Monty somehow knew Felix wanted to steal something from him and that said something was an arm, etc)? Take that and multiply it tenfold. Even the kids he's never spoken to before can tell he's not "Teddy". Meanwhile, Ted is sitting in Murder Club and trying so hard to act like Felix, but the only preparation he's had is switching shirts and he keeps trying to kill Ozzy when no-one's looking.
THEORY 3: Cain's Not Able just carried over through loops. Stevie's bandaged up, we only have one twin. Once again, Theodore arc initiated.
3. Alice & Ms Lovelett are related
THEORY: This one is simply because they are both redheads & Alice is an amnesiac. It's probably not going to be canon considering the amount of staff members' (principals') kids we have so far, but it's interesting to think about! I think it could add a lot of depth & mystery towards Ms Lovelett as a character, as well as giving us something to unpick about Alice's lost memories.
4. What's up with Monty's legs?
THEORY 1: The popular "Monty has Penny's legs" idea- part I. He went down to the lab (bc hey! Secret Lab! That sounds AWESOME for science!) and he found a Penny. A very dead, very robotic Penny. With legs. So, fitting right in with the weird limb rules of this universe, he does what Nugget did with Stevie's arm and takes those legs for himself. After all, it's not like Penny needs 'em anymore. He's being eco-friendly and reducing, re-using & recycling. It sucks that the skirt was also robotic. He could potentially get it off if he tried hard enough but he really wants legs again now and if he did there would be nothing else covering his new legs.
THEORY 2: The popular "Monty has Penny's legs" idea- part II. He still has Penny's legs, but this time, it wasn't his idea. If Applegate can somehow rise from the dead, who's to say that the superior-minded Dr Danner can't? Wouldn't be surprised if he's made himself immortal or something. He sees legless alive specimen Monty and legful dead specimen Penny and goes "hey little boy, want to swap legs with this robot?". Doesn't really matter if Monty wants to or not. His own legs are chopped off & replaced with Penny legs. He's so embarrassed about it. This will 100% ruin his street cred and also he didn't want his one-day broken legs to be gotten rid of forever. Sigh.
5. Romeo & Juliet
THEORY: This one's more of a silly guess/prediction, really. Either "Ted"/Ted gets cast as Romeo or we as Kid do (I like to think Kid will be managing all the behind the scenes stuff instead though :]) and Cindy demands to be Juliet. Only problem is, they're horrendous at acting. Cindy is over-the-top and overdramatic (like the queen she is). "Ted" is and always has been the worst actor to ever act ever. Ted too is pretty terrible at it and completely unused to being in the spotlight for anything. At least one character has stage fright. I can see Ms Lovelett as one of those teachers who start out sweet and welcoming, reassuring them all that they'll have lots of fun and put on a great show. But this is, of course, Kindergarten, so things quickly take a turn for the worse. She quickly becomes overbearing towards the performance, trying to perfect every little thing and criticising everyone repeatedly. With each passing minute, she becomes more and more frazzled. Her love for theatre is "insatiable", and she can't be stopped. The performance ends with the actors of Romeo and Juliet actually dying. Someone is poisoned, someone is stabbed. Maybe Nugget stabs someone. Maybe Nugget poisons someone. He has before. Seriously WHO thought it was a good idea to give him a knife in this game-
6. Regis' Deal
THEORY: Piecing together what we have so far, I'd say it's almost definite that he's the one behind the former principal's disappearance. He's taken on the role of classic Evil Kindergarten Principal, making both drugs and goo, making not just children but adults disappear too (hey K1 principal, imagine only being able to kidnap one child. To be fair he's a pretty sneaky hawk child who likes to hide in places but still. Skill issue).
Nugget's playing in the green goo outside. At lunch, he claims that he's "feeling funny again!", and at the start of the day, he encourages Kid to eat it. Upon doing so, Kid seemingly goes to the principal's office, where he is then sent to the medical room, looking distinctly green himself with a goo globule implying his death inside his last apple. It's safe to presume that this goo is at least somewhat similar to that of the goo in Kindergarten 2. Agnes adores it and it significantly disoriented Bob, so we can infer that it could have addictive/drug-like properties. It can kill people, as shown by the janitor's closet in K2. We know that it mutated people, and sustained Penny. It's dangerous. And there's a great deal of it all over the place.
In fact, there are elements from both of the previous principals' research scattered throughout the trailer. We see:
Green goo in a pool the janitor is cleaning in the cafeteria, a little away from the taped-over "STAFF ONLY CLOSET" door. Who has closets? Janitors. Who's a powerful member of staff? Regis, the former janitor.
Green goo pouring out of some sort of pipe into a puddle right below three tinted windows
The nurse's green cigarette smoke. We can guess that she designed the nurse's office, and therefore the posters within it- including the one discouraging/banning smoking inside of the medical room. So why would she be smoking herself?
A darkened, red version of the door presumably leading to the classroom. Dark, greenish stains cover the entire wall, but especially by that door in particular
The hole Regis drops Kid into for some reason. It has blood streaked down it- has someone been crushed by the closing mechanism before? Was one of the bloodied bags deposited there? Or, of course, did someone before Kid just spray up blood with the same absurd propulsion as a particularly bouncy ball?
IN THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE-
A brown monster with some sort of sword through its head
A bloody bag, perhaps containing the rest of the monster. It's leaked onto the floor, and bears a lot of resemblance to those seen in K1
A sword in a glass case, similar to the guns the principal had encased in K1
What does this all say? Well, I'd take it to mean that we have yet another shady principal/ murderous janitor on our hands. There's something behind those windows, something inside the staff-only closet, a reason why there are goo stains everywhere. Something happened to the former principal. Something's happened to the other kids. And Regis is the one behind it.
But other than that? Atm I've got nothing lol
I'd love to hear your own theories and thoughts on the trailer!! Maybe I'll add more to this tomorrow; the KG3 reveal has thrown me straight into analysis mode. No detail shall escape my scrutiny <3
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ⶠRATING YOUR DRS â¶
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â hogwarts 7/10 ok so I personally havent even watched harry potter but it seems awesome,, hogwarts is a classic since basically every shifter has a hogwarts dr but who wouldnt wanna learn magic ?! at the same time i also kinda dont get why you would want to shift to a school from all places ALSO CONSIDERING HOW MANY PEOPLE THERE ARE AND HOW MEAN SOME OF THE TEACHERS ARE BUT
â twilight 7/10 i used to LOVE twilight when i was like 12 (confession i was team jacob ,, and lowk still am.. HES HOTTER OK DONT BLAME ME) and i LOVE the vibe,, highly depends on who youre shifting for tho (if its alice then 8/10 shes like wow)
â fame 7/10 ok i keep rating everything 7 but IDK fame is good but i feel like id get bored after like a few shifts (even though i still have a fame dr) but if you know how to spice it up for yourself then good for you!! (bonus points if its set in the 70s-2000s)
â mermaid 8/10 rated it an 8 instead of a 7 because i keep rating everything 7⊠anyways its cool but again i feel like i would get bored (unless you know how to spice it up AGAIN) i do fw mermaid more because its like magical and you can script in a forbidden fling with a human or something.. (can you tell i have commitment issues) now i want to make a mermaid dr and design my tail omg
â band/music artist 8/10 as most of yall probably know i do have a band dr so how could i rate it anything lower?! anyways i love hearing about peoples band drs (or any drs for that matter but especially bands bc i can get inspo for my own teehee) i think developing everything for that dr can be super fun and putting together your little group and whatnot
â apocalypse 8/10 would probably have rated this much lower if i hadnt seen those aesthetic slideshow games on tiktok where youre packing for and trying to survive an apocalypse BUT i feel like if you scripted in safety and good vibes it could be a lot of fun and now i wanna make a zombie apocalypse dr..
â the backrooms 6/10 you are BOLD for that,, i get creeped out by just watching a tiktok about them (im aware that the backrooms were on my dr ideas post..) it lowkey depends who youre with because shifting there alone would actually be CRAZY..
â better cr 5.5/10 i dont really get the consept of this like if i were to make a better cr i would FIRST OF ALL change basically everything and atp it wouldnt even be a better cr just a good dr ykwim and how do you come back after shifting there and not feel depressed asfđ
â heartbreak high 5.5/10 i feel like not many people have seen this show and also i dont really fw shifting to shows or movies as much as your own creations but i did like the show itself,, i honestly i wouldnt personally shift there since the vibes are like too.. like 2020 and some people are real assholes but you do you it could be super fun id actually love to know about all the drama
â euphoria 6/10 idk why i like euphoria more than heartbreak high they lowkey give me the same vibe but euphoria is like a better version (i literally havent even seen this but i did watch like 2 hours worth of it from tiktok) ANYWAYS most people there are ASSHOLES too and again PERSONALLY WOULDNT WANT TO GO THERE but again would love to hear more about the drama because there must be tons of that
â monster high 9/10 ok so why did i not think of this before i LOVED monster high when i was a child but im lowkey scared of shifting to an animated world idk it feels off.. the vibes and there tho love that for you
â dead poets society 8/10 again personally havent watched it but from what ive heard it seems cool (that with about 200 other movies have been sitting on my watchlist for years but my commitment issues are so bad i cant commit to watching one movie so i will probably never watch it oops) anyways i want to make a secret society dr now
â my little pony 7/10 oh little me would have LOVED this but again i cant with the animated drs ESPECIALLY considering you would be a PONY?? i need to know how this feels or like what.. i love mlp but honestly (tw: opinion) TWILIGHT IS SO ANNOYING I COULD NOTTTT STAND HER ASS (yes i do know id be able to script her out but i like complaining)
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