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i need to chat like...im lowkey mad rn why are the only four *maybe three* plus sized characters in all of pjo i can think of clarisse frank clovis and i think pollux seriously? like i get i there fighting and running from monsters i mean im playing three sports running 3+ miles a day and doing farm work and im still big? its possible like why not a child of aphrodite who is plus sized? or demeter? or literally any character who isn't just boiled down to fat = ugly because that's what clarisse and frank are shown as you know how that felt as a thirteen year old girl? i cried during the whole 'blessing of mars' thing because it was just a punch to the gut why was frank only good looking once he was smaller?
rachel. why not rachel? genuine question she would be a really good plus sized character honestly she's not hollowed out to the 'funny girl' shes smart, artistic and so many other thing this is the start of my plus sized rachel dare agenda
#plus sized frank#frank zhang#plus sized clarisse#clarisse la rue#pollux#clovis#plus sized#pjo hoo toa#i literally cried for days over the frank thing#yall dont know what its like to be the triple XL shirt girl#love clarisse for that#shes my favorite#rachel dare#plus size rachel
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inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is
#sorry this was funnier in my head#but after i read that post I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT#gen z batkids is the most Cursed thing i've read today and i love it#at first i had so many Thoughts about how my brain CANNOT reconcile tim as anything but a 90s kid but then i read that line about damian and#i feel like they'd mess with him sometimes by randomly quoting memes in unison#almost started to overthink how in This Particular Timeline jason might have missed out on this meme because he was Not Alive#but for the purposes of this silly joke i choose to believe dates are irrelevant#that is all thank you#clarisse doodles#batfam#damian wayne#dick grayson#jason todd
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My fav parts about the pjo show so far
- sally mf jackson (no explanation needed)
- grover casually spilling i’m 24 as they race to go to camp (like grover give him a min he still thinks his dad is jesus)
- dionysus telling percy he’s his dad?? and the way percy just resigned himself to it like yup okay that adds up what else is new
- “when the time comes he’ll be ready” cut to percy doing the floss LMAO
- “are you stalking me annabeth? yes” (girl has zero chill and i’m living for it)
- “I am sally Jackson’s son” (hell yeah percy go be the momma’s boy you are)
#i love the show can you tell#pjo#percy jackson#heroes of olympus#pjo funny#annabeth chase#pjo headcanons#percabeth#jason grace#piper mclean#sally jackson#pjo disney#pjo disney tv plus#pjo disney plus#pjo tv spoilers#clarisse la rue#grover underwood
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clarisse: you know Chase, i would have SO much more respect for you if you just weren’t dating jackson
clarisse: even putting aside the multitude of idiotic things he’s said and done over the years
clarisse: i just watched him have a heated argument with a horse. over donuts.
clarisse: because he claims that bear claw donuts have a completely stupid name and should instead be called bear paws, “because the donuts don’t actually depict claws”
clarisse: and then he proceeded to ask a stingray for it’s input
clarisse: because he thought a stingray would know what a bear claw looks like
annabeth:
annabeth:
annabeth: he’s a really good kisser
clarisse:
annabeth: and to be fair, he’s right
#plenty good enough reason in my opinion#pjo incorrect quotes#percy my love#silly seaweed brain#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#heroes of olympus#clarisse la rue#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#lol
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So you know how in the show, Annabeth is a black girl? Annabeth in the books is always mentioned to not be very careful of her appearance. She has curly blonde hair that she never really takes much care of and stuff, for instance. But in the show, she has really nice braids, etc. Now mind you, annabeth ran away from home when she was 7 years old, and her stepmom is Asian in the books and canonically wasn’t the most caring to annabeth for the years they spent together. This means, to me, that show-Annabeth never had anybody to teach her how to do her hair. She gets to camp half blood at 7 little years of age and is obliviously running around with a messy head of hair that she has no idea (and also probably doesn’t really care) how to take care of. My headcanon is that some black girl from the Aphrodite cabin saw her and was like “not on my watch” and took it upon herself to both braid annabeth’s hair and to teach her how to do it herself.
I also like to think Percy 100% learns how to braid hair just for Annabeth. And she doesn’t even know it because it happens during some school year. He stepped inside a braiding salon a couple of blocks from his apartment one day and was like “hi, sorry to bother, I wanna learn how to braid my friends hair” and the ladies at the salon where enchanted with this weird kid who came out of nowhere and who would NOT stop yapping about this cute black girl at summer camp who he absolutely was in love with but none of the ladies had the heart to tell him that because he seemed oblivious to his own feelings. So they taught him for free as long as he helped around the salon. And then one day at camp, he goes to get her at the athena cabin and Annabeth is sitting in her bed with a couple of mirror and a cloud of hair all around her and Percy’s like “need a hand?” And Annabeth’s like “as if you could help, seaweed brain” and percy just goes “is that a challenge?” And he helps her part her hair which can be a pain to do by yourself and then they both sit on her bed for hours doing knotless braids (Annabeth was wholly unconvinced he knew how to do them until he started working on a section of hair and it was all she could do to not hang her mouth open in surprise). Percy wasn’t quite as fast as annabeth had gotten after so many years of doing her own hair, but with his help it took half the time it would’ve taken her alone. The other kids of the athena cabin would stare at them from the door of the cabin and proceed to hightail it out of there. The amount of gossip going around camp that day was astronomical. But the two of them were oblivious in their little hyperfixated adhd bubble. After that it became tradition, as long as he could, Percy would help Annabeth braid her hair.
#pjo show#percabeth#hair braiding#percy lives in nyc ofc there’s a braiding salon like 2 minutes from his house#idk where chronologicaly im placing this headcanon I just like the idea of percy learning for her#i love these two and I know he would do it#sally would cry#clarisse 100% made fun of him for it btw#beckendorf’s respect for percy soared that day
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can’t believe i’m a lesbian and have never drawn them before
#ruegard#ruegard fanart#clarisse la rue#clarisse la rue fanart#silena beauregard#silena beauregard fanart#wlw#i love them#pjo#percy jackson#pjo hoo toa#pjo fanart
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Fuck it, percabeth shoes
#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackson#Annabeth chase#annabeth pjo#annabeth percy jackson#percabeth#percy jackson fanart#cam eats crayons#this was fun I love drawing shoes#I didn’t draw it but Clarisse definitely vandalized Percy’s other shoe with sharpie marker#and Tyson wrote BROTHER on the toe part
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The Princess Diaries | The Princess Diaries 2
#probably my favorite parallel between both movies#cackling#peak comedy#cinematic parallels#poetic cinema#love#the princess diaries#the princess diaries 2#movie#movies#filmedit#filmedits#Mia Thermopolis#Anne Hathaway#Julie Andrews#Queen Clarisse Renaldi
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IM SORRY HUH,,,,,,, DIOR ?????????????
#CAN WE TALK ABOUT DIOR PLAYING CLARISSE FOR A SEC#LIKE??????#TBH I CONSIDERED CLARISSE A PRETTY ANNOYING AND PLAIN CHARACTER IN THE BOOKS BUT#MA'AM???#GIRL GOT ME FALLING IN LOVE W A BULLY LIKE 😭😭😭#clarisse la rue#dior goodjohn#pjo#percy jackson#hoo#pjo/hoo#rick riordan#riordanverse#annabeth chase#grover underwood
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comforting clarisse after breaking her spear
clarisse la rue x reader (any godly parent) a/n: i promise this was supposed to be a drabble but i got carried away (:
clarisse was stomping through the camp after capture the flag. everyone was practically jumping out of her way, no one wanting to face her very clear wrath.
by now, everyone knew what had happened right before the blue team won capture the flag. percy, the new kid, and clarisse had been in a pretty heated fight. the ares kids that usually followed clarisse around had backed off, realizing that the fight was a little bit more heated than they anticipated.
percy and clarisse both had a hold on the spear, and when clarisse threw him over her shoulder, the spear had snapped in two.
nobody had seen clarisse this angry in a really long time.
clarisse knew that she hadn't been this angry in a long time. honestly, she couldn't remember the last time she had wanted to rip the world apart half as much as she did right now.
clarisse had spent enough time being forced into therapy by her mother to know that being this angry wasn't good. she was determined, even in her rage-induced haze, to not approach percy jackson right now, because she would only make things worse. yes, she hated the kid more than anything right now, and yes, if the opportunity arose, she would twist his arms right off his body, but again, that would only make things worse.
there was only one person right now who clarisse knew could calm her down enough so that she wouldn't go on a killing spree.
y/n.
clarisse didn't know exactly where she was, but she had a pretty good idea. if y/n wasn't there already, she would be soon.
clarisse completely bypassed all of the cabins and headed straight for the woods. a few people looked at her in curiosity, but a quick sneer from clarisse got them to mind their own business.
the second clarisse had passed the initial wall of trees into the woods, she took a second to take a deep breath of the pine-scented air. just taking a break from practically stomping through the camp, she felt a lot of the tension in her body relaxed. she was here, she was away from the prying eyes and nosiness of the other campers, and most importantly, she was away from percy jackson.
that was a big step in the right direction.
she looked up and to her right, and caught sight of the first tree. it had a circle carved into it. she walked past it, and a few feet later saw another tree with a circle carved into it.
she followed the trail of circle-carved trees into a clearing that she'd found during her first summer here at camp.
originally, clarisse never planned on sharing this area with anyone. it was only hers. it was her safe place from the world, from all the stresses and anxieties that plagued her day and night, an escape from camp.
the clearing was mostly used as her calm down spot, where she came when she was so angry all she could see was red.
like right now.
but then she met y/n, and at the end of their first summer together, clarisse took her here, and showed it to her. and so now, whenever they needed to, they met up here. to just... be for a few hours.
together.
when clarisse finally pushed past the tall grass that was closing off the clearing, and she stepped foot on the grass that clarisse cut every once in a while, she finally caught sight of y/n.
just seeing her made everything feel as if it was going to be okay.
clarisse felt her muscles relax completely, and all the angry thoughts were quieted as thoughts of her girlfriend climbed into her mind, took root there, and made themselves comfortable.
clarisse was okay with that, because thinking about y/n was much more pleasant than thinking about that punk percy jackson.
clarisse stood there for a few more seconds, admiring y/n. the way the sun shone on her hair. the rings that glittered on her finger, every single one of them gifted to her by clarisse. seeing y/n wear them always made her happy, made her feel like she could climb a mountain and barely break a sweat.
she was sure that she had never loved anyone as much as she loved y/n.
it was at that moment that y/n turned around. at first, there was a slight look of alarm on her face, but it calmed as soon as she realized it was clarisse.
"clarisse," y/n murmured, and just that one utterance of her name felt like a siren's song for clarisse, immediately drawing her to her.
y/n was sitting on one of the large boulders in the clearing, a thin blanket already spread out over the surface of it so she could safely sit on the rock without burning her legs.
y/n stood up, and walked towards clarisse. clarisse took a step closer to her, and then they were right in front of each other, faces just a few inches apart.
"hi," clarisse muttered.
"hi," y/n smiled.
the two looked at each other for a few more seconds, before y/n opened her arms, and clarisse immediately fell into them. clarisse's face buried itself in y/n's neck, and y/n didn't hesitate to start stroking clarisse's hair in the way that she knew she loved. the way her mother had always done when she would get overwhelmed as a kid.
clarisse let out a heavy breath, one that y/n suspected she had been holding for quite some time.
"do you wanna talk about it?" y/n asked quietly.
clarisse shook her head harshly, and then hugged her arms tighter around y/n's waist. "not yet."
"okay." y/n responded.
the two stood there hugging for a few minutes, clarisse's tight hold on y/n never wavering. clarisse's breathing was labored and heavy, and y/n knew it was because she was holding back tears.
clarisse was the kind of person who didn't like to cry. even though y/n knew that there were probably tears glistening in her eyes, clarisse was going to refuse to let them fall, because clarisse was determined to be as tough as possible.
y/n couldn't even begin to imagine the pain clarisse was feeling right now. her spear, the one gift clarisse had from her father, was now snapped in half and unusable. that spear had been clarisse's prized possession, the thing she regarded with utmost love and care, and never allowed anybody but her touch.
there had been one time that clarisse had allowed y/n to hold it for a few minutes, but even then clarisse was anxious at the idea of not being in complete control of it, even for a small amount of time.
y/n had heard clarisse's scream as her and the rest of red team chased after luke with the flag. she had been so close, ever so close, and had run even faster when she heard the scream clarisse let out.
when she stumbled onto the beach and saw the snapped spear, she immediately knew what happened.
y/n didn't stay to find out what happened after that, she just saw the way clarisse stomped off in anger, and she immediately rushed away to get to the clearing, knowing that clarisse would need to be calmed down.
and now the two of you were here, standing in the middle of your clearing, holding each other.
finally, after a long time of just standing there in an embrace, clarisse whispers, "that was the only thing i ever got from my dad,"
y/n pulled away to look at clarisse, and felt the small patch of wetness that clarisse had left behind on her shoulder. "i know, honey," she whispered. she took hold of clarisse's hand and pulled her towards the boulder that she had been sitting on previously.
once the two were sitting, y/n directed clarisse to lay her head in her lap. she began stroking her hair again, and occasionally stroking her cheek.
"i'm so sorry this happened," y/n whispered in clarisse's ear. "i love you,"
"i love you too," clarisse whispered back.
clarisse closed her eyes, wanting to block out the visuals of the world, and focus only on the way y/n's hand felt when it was stroking her hair and her cheek, and the comfort she felt whenever she was in y/n's presence.
she loved this. she loved that she had a person who she knew she was safe with, safe to tell anything to.
clarisse was sure that she had never loved anyone as much as she loved y/n.
#percy jackson#clarisse la rue#clarisse larue#clarisse la rue x reader#clarisse larue x reader#clarisse fluff#xanasaurusrex#guys i'm literally in love with clarisse#expect sm more clarisse content this is just the beginning
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Eärendil and Elwing. I couldn't let @halfelvenweek slip by without drawing my favorite peredhil :)
#probably in sirion#with earendil trying his best to flirt#elwing's like sighh why do i love this idiot so much#halfelvenweek#earendil#elwing#peredhil#sirion#the silmarillion#tolkien#clarisse doodles
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i like to think annabeth can pick up percy
as they’ve gotten older it became harder since he’s taller then her and weighs more so like if he threw himself at her she might stumble and not catch him per-say but if he’s sitting or laying down she can lift with her legs and move him from one place to another
when they were younger she would do it much easier and it was the funniest shit ever
since she’d been training much longer then he was she learned to stand like a statue so he really could throw himself at her and she could do a pretty good job at catching him and walking around with him like a sack of potatoes
they probably found this out when he was fighting with clarisse at like 14 and they’d all had enough so selina pulled clarisse out and annabeth just kinda yanked him away and threw him over her shoulder
after this it became quite common annabeth did it mostly just bc she had a big fat crush on him and it was like the best way to get close to him and it was funny for everyone involved but it also became common practice for literally anyone to do this
charlie definitely did percy perched on his shoulders a lot but he couldn’t sway too much otherwise they’d both topple over and clarisse definitely did just bc she could but percy HATED that
i also think it took a while for percy to do it back like it was his GOAL for a long 4 years to manhandle them back
he’d randomly walk over to charlie grab him around the thighs and LIFT he’d get charlie a good foot off the ground and call that a win clarisse never let him actually get that far but by tlo percy could carry annabeth easily and it’s like one of his favorite activities now
especially if annabeths studying and not giving him attention (and it’s not smth that’s like deeply important) he’ll pretend he’s going in for a side hug but slip his arms behind her back and under her thighs before lifting her up and throwing her over his shoulder
or when she falls asleep in the grass at camp he’ll pick her up bridal style to a more comfortable area
they both have a habit of fake sleeping in uncomfortable spots just so the other will pick them up and move them
#strong annabeth#god i love her#yap sesh#pjo#hoo#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#heros of olympus#hoo fandom#pjo fandom#hoo text post#pjo text post#hoo/pjo#percabeth#percy and annabeth#pjo annabeth#annabeth and percy#annabeth chase and percy jackson#annabeth chase#charlie beckendorf#clarisse and selina#clarrise la rue#selina beauregard
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Chris: Are your blinks all just winks now or are all of your winks just blinks?
Ethan's ghost: STOP SUMMONING ME FOR THIS CRAP!
Clarisse: Answer the question.
#pjo#percy jackson#ethan nakamura#clarisse la rue#chris rodriguez#playing with the 'ares kids can summon dead soldiers who fought for the losing side of the war' thing from som#as much as I love the angst potential#this is too much fun
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Clarisse: Hey you wanna play 21 questions ??
Y/N: Sure !!
Y/N: What’s your favourite colour ?
Clarisse: Triangle. Are you into women ?
#percy jackson incorrect quotes#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackson#incorrect quotes#pjo incorrect quotes#percy series#walker scobell#leah sava jeffries#aryan simhadri#dior goodjohn#charlie bushnell#clarisse la rue#i love clarisse#clarisse pjo#clarisse my beloved#clarisse x reader#clarisse x you#clarisse x female reader#dior goodjohn x reader#clarisse x fem!reader
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leo: wow, this plan is genius! you guys really thought out everything
annabeth, smiling and nudging clarisse: what can we say? the “wisest daughter of athena” and “mightiest daughter of ares” are quite the team
clarisse: damn right!
frank: uh, i know this plan requires as much secrecy as possible, but we should tell percy what’s going on. it doesn’t feel right that the 20 people in this tent are in on it and he’s in the dark
annabeth, nodding: yes, we absolutely should. can someone go find him? i really want his feedback on-
clarisse: no! no way. look, don’t take any of this personally, annabeth, but we all know percy isn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. and we need only the most intelligent people on this. plus, he’s reckless and irresponsible and the idiot has no idea how to stick to a plan.
annabeth, coldly: well you’re an immature, belligerent hothead who bullies other people because of your own glaring inadequacies and raging insecurities. in fact, you pose a significant risk to the success of this plan because i can never be certain of whether you’ll be able to rein in your excessive aggression and futile attempts to win the approval of your father, who, in case you’ve forgotten, was beaten in combat by percy when percy was twelve
clarisse, jaw dropped and flushing with embarrassment:
annabeth: feel free to take any of this personally
#this is more HOO percabeth rather than… new percabeth#I wrote this before wottg can you tell?#i love clarisse dearly#so does annabeth#but clarrise just insulted him in a room full of comrades#do NOT insult percy in front of her#especially his intelligence#she WILL destroy you#no matter how much she loves and respects clarisse#percy is her person#and she respects him more than anyone#i hate that this feels almost ooc after wottg#percy jackson#annabeth chase#clarisse la rue#percabeth#pjo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo incorrect quotes#rick riordan#leo valdez#frank zhang
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Istg, what do you mean that silena and clarisse were just bffs when they literally paralleled (probably not a word) achilles and patroclus, Ruegard shipper for life
#silena beauregard#clarisse la rue#ruegard#they were meant to be#i love them#they deserved better#percy jackson fandom#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo series#clarisse pjo#pjo fandom
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