#love a woman

[notnotravenpond]

hi

Mel Medarda

[reconcavo]

[stillgotscars]

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

My twin brother is the most important person in my life. He is a wonderful, kind person who (like me) often struggles with communication. But I never doubt that he loves me and he supports me. Where he struggles with stating feelings, he excels in gestures to show his love and support. On top of learning how to braid hair, he also did intricate research into fashion to help me develop my style, stood with me in the face of transphobia in the workplace, and buys me plushies when he knows that I'm sad. I would not be where I am today without him.

[iwasbored777]

I HATE HOW HARD I LAUGHED

[ts-iammary]

I'm every man's dream, want to be the lucky guy to spend time with me? 😘💞

Send me a message

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@Ts_iam_mery

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[iwritelmao]

Penelope: hey since you’re “not my kind and gentle husband” could you move that wedding bed bc I’m actually supposed to share that with my husband so…

Odysseus: *has just killed 108 people* *has not seen his wife in twenty years* *goes batshit at this bc THATS THE OLIVE TREE WHERE THEY FIRST MET!!*

Telemachus: oh hell nah, idgaf who you are no one yells at my-

Penelope: NO?! YOU WONT?! YEAH, I KNOW BECAUSE YOURE MY MAN! SO DONT PULL THAT EMO SHIT AGAIN OR YOULL SLEEP IN THE WEAPONS ROOM

…

Telemachus: my parents are perfect for each other

[blakelovely3]

Do you want an early Christmas present ? 🍆💦

[onbearfeet]

A conversation at a wedding, beside the gifts table. There is a large box wrapped in violently purple paper sitting beside the table.

Guest: That's a big box. Wonder what's in it.

Me: A custom handmade quilt on an oak quilt rack.

Guest: Really?

Me: Yup. Wanna see?

Guest: Sure.

Me: *shows pics on my phone*

Guest: Wow. You made that?

Me: Yep. Finished it last night.

Guest: That's amazing. Very purple.

Me: Yeah, (bride) asked for that.

Guest: Oh, she knows about it?

Me: I worked with her on the design. But she hasn't seen the finished quilt yet. It's a surprise.

Guest: So you take commissions? Could you make one in, say, two weeks?

Me: That depends. Do you have ten thousand dollars?

Guest: What.

Me: Materials, labor, overtime to make that deadline--yeah, it would start at 10K. Might be higher if you wanted expensive materials or some really fancy technique.

Guest: That's a lot of money!

Me: It is.

Guest: Did you charge (bride) that much?

Me: No. Hers is a gift.

Guest: A ten thousand dollar gift?

Me: Well, to the extent that I am part of a quilting tradition at all, the tradition I'm part of is that quilts can ONLY be given as gifts. Anyone who could casually afford to pay for the amount of work involved in a quilt is probably not someone to be trusted with art.

Guest: Art?

Me: ART.

Guest: ...

Me: I also made her a nice satin dressing gown, which she wore for hair and makeup earlier.

Guest: Is that art, too?

Me: I mean, it's got pockets.

[pxxrthotie]

How I look at him after he calls me “baby”, “sweetheart” or “angel”

[nataliescatorccio]

CHAPPELL ROAN Attends the 2024 MTV Video Music Awards September 11, 2024

[mrsoulstice]

More heavy breathing for 2025

This type of heavy breathing 😮‍💨

[ravan24]

[valea65]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you want to suck my girl cock? 🥵

Can pm me on my telegram channel

@valqueen65