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(Ignore the fact that this is a screenshot of this ask, lmao, I posted this before I was ready on accident (my app updated and I pressed post rather than safe as a draft because the buttons moved and I'm dumb like that, lol) and didn't have time right then to write what I wanted to for this so I just screen-shotted, then deleted the original post. It's fine, haha. It's here now.)
This reminded me of a fic I wrote a while ago! It's not big dick Steve and it's not mocking in a fun way (in the past, instead, people have been cruel about such a big dick), but... it's big dick Bucky who gets lightheaded when he gets a hard one with size queen Steve praising him and making him feel like no one else, so I just think it's something you might enjoy as well:
"Strangers Who Fit Together More Like Soulmates"
Now, though, YES, we can talk about big dick Steve who gets light-headed and thoughtless whenever he's hard:
If Bucky were feeling confessional, he would describe the way he feels like this--luxuriously pressing his chest up against Steve's broad back and gluing his hips to bubble butt--and, oh, boy, is it a lot of feeling. He can feel the slow, thick rush of his blood through his body, turning the heat up to a feverish, summer level--the kind of summer night that you spend sweating, lying back on your bed over top of your sheets. After all, it's that humid and sticky. So hot that you're thinking about how bad it would really be if some monster came up and snagged your uncovered ankle because... it can't fucking be as bad as this heat. He's fucking hot.
Sweating.
Bucky can feel that, too, his sweat pooling on his skin underneath his clothes. Steve has to be sweating, too. They're going to have to peel apart...eventually. But more pressingly than the heat and sweat and flush afflicting him, he can feel the strain and twinge in his wrist. His muscles ache as he grips and strokes, jacking Steve off while he pretends to be able to wash the dishes. And Bucky hasn't even been at this teasing torture for long!
You'd think after so many months of getting so, so intimately aquatinted with Steve's monster cock, that his body would be used to it. But his body isn't--it still doesn't know what's hit it because he's colliding, regularly, with a fucking semi-truck. Bucky doesn't stand a chance.
With another handful of fast, sloppy strokes that tease more than feel satisfying, Steve sways forward into the counter with a low, aching noise. It's like a tree threatening to fall, Bucky swears it. His big, big body and matching cock. Bucky could climb him like a tree if not for how unsteady Steve gets whenever he's turned on.
The way he twitches and weakens leaves Bucky's arm pinned between Steve's body and the counter, one of the sharp points of Steve's hips and the equally sharp edge of the countertop dig into Bucky. He doesn't care. He's ignoring that ache alongside the lactic acid building up in his muscles--that acid, too, stokes the flames inside him, he burns hot--Bucky murmurs, husky into Steve's ear, "biiiiig boy, yeah, that's it." He won't stop teasing him, no matter how much his arm complains or how stuck it gets.
Instead, Bucky switches tactics, he didn't start this ambush for nothing. So, he squeezes him with his whole hand. He can't touch all of him like this, but it doesn't matter. More than a handful. Regardless, it's more than enough for Steve to be gripped and grabbed based on how he jerks forward quickly, gasping low, under his breath with a barely there huff of, "Buck-!"
Bucky pays his breathy sound no mind, replacing it in the tension-thick air between them with his own words, "I fucking love feeling you swell up in my hand," Steve moans, dropping a thankfully plastic container with a clatter, "gimme it, baby," Bucky goads him, hyping him up, giving up the pretense of just an innocent reach-around-and-cop-a-feel to an all-out fuck-session. "Gimme it. I wanna feel it." Bucky squeezes his hand around his shaft under his sweatpants. Steve's gone from soft and sweet to solid and thick so fast that Bucky's fingers no longer meet around his dick. "One day," Bucky muses, stretching onto his tip-toes to whisper right in Steve's ear, letting his lips brush his skin just a little, just enough to make him shudder, "I'm gonna shove you in me when you're half hard and I'm just gonna sit on this fat cock," Bucky squeezes unforgivingly until Steve makes a stupid guh sound, punched-out, "feeling it get bigger in me."
Steve shivers again, this time more intense. Oh, yeah, he's getting weaker.
Bucky nips at the hot shell of his ear, already turning red. How he still has enough blood in his body to blush while his cock fills up so heavy and thick will remain a mystery to Bucky.
"How's that sound, huh?" He teases.
Steve just whimpers.
Bucky had to get on his tip-toes before, but he relaxes now because Steve is falling, slowly, uncontrollably slouching down the counter. He'll end up on the floor if Bucky keeps going, getting dizzy as his blood finally decides it all has to go where Bucky wants it... in this nice, fat dick.
There's no harm in speeding the process up, making him dizzy, "you're such a slut with this huge thing, getting it up so fast, so often."
"Buck!" Steve gasps again, his muscle-bound body pressed so harshly against the restricted pressure and friction of Bucky's hand in his pants that Bucky starts to feel sharp tingles in his fingers, pins and needles that somehow make the silky hard sensation of Steve's dick in his hand sweeter.
"I can't believe you. I can't believe how slutty you are," Bucky kisses the nape of his neck lushly, then he scrapes his teeth against the top bump of his spine when Steve lets his head hang, the rest of him wilting as his dick swells. "Do you know how eager you are? You'll fucking crumble to your knees for me any time, any day, all I gotta do is get that blood flowing south and you're a goner, babyy--"
Steve inhales so shakily it sounds like he's at the end of a really good cry.
Perfect.
Bucky uses his weakness, his going limp, to his advantage, curling his other hand around his cinched waist to pull him back--giving himself more room to work. That way his hand doesn't tingle so much as he works hard to stroke all the way up and all the way down that big fucking gun he's packing in his sweats. Armed and dangerous.
Steve, with this little (not so little) head talking louder than his big head, lets him move him. Mold him. Stroke him. Jerk him off. Faster. harder.
He slouches another inch. his hands have long since stopped trying to clean their dishes, instead, wet and sudsy, he's gripping the edges of the sink for dear life.
"Should I get you a fainting couch, big guy?" The more he talks, the wider Bucky's Cheshire smile stretches. He's sure he looks feral, how could he not? The weight of his dick in his hand, more and more of Steve's whole body weight pressing back against Bucky, leaning into his chest, letting him have it all. "'Cause we sure as shit need something to catch you when you fall every time I bend over and you see my ass? You fuckin' horndog."
Steve scrambles, suddenly, to touch him. His dish-water-soaked, red-hot hands the size of dinner plates wrap themselves around both of Bucky's forearms. Bucky feels the squeeze as he jerks him slower but harder, much less teasing and more pleasuring. Steve is unsteady. Bucky is all that's holding him up and he won't be able to for long, he's fucking heavy. When his cock twitches in his grip once, twice, leaving Bucky with a mouth full of drool, he starts taking his big guy toward the living room. Walking slow and carefully--pushing really. Pushing this fucking tank toward the nearest soft place for him to crash.
"I can't fucking believe you, big boy," Bucky's mouth runs as he goes, "where do you keep this thing?" As he says it, he goes alllll the way from the base to the tip. Bucky still can't believe how long and how thick he is. He feels like it's a fucking joke. When he first saw Steve naked, he couldn't pick his jaw up off the floor. He thought, o-fucking-kay, you're a show-er then? But as he got to touch and taste and explore, running wild. And it turns out Steve's actually a grower, and then Bucky couldn't only not close his mouth but he couldn't speak. He couldn't fit the whole thing in his mouth and stuffed down his throat either.
"How do you fit it in your pants?" The questions pour out as they get into the living room, Steve stumbling worse now, dizzier. He wouldn't be able to differentiate up from down if he tried, Bucky's pretty sure. The only up and down he knows is Bucky's fist fighting to stretch around his cock, Bucky's mouth gaping to suck him down, Bucky's asshole struggling to swallow him whole. Up and down, up and down, up and down--bouncing on that unreal cock. "How do you fit it in me? I can't believe you do, every time I look at it. Jesus Christ."
For such a big guy, his voice is so cute and small, mewling, whining, and pawing at him with clumsy hands, trying to get him to do more than talk and jerk him off. He wants faster. He wants more. Slut.
"It's good you go so dumb, baby," Bucky murmurs, taking his hands off him and throwing him onto their couch instead. Tiiiimber, Bucky snickers to himself, watching him bounce on the couch. The springs squeak and Steve whimpers, writhing with the unfair treatment. Why'd you stop?, those huge puppy dog eyes, rimmed red, threatening to spill tears, ask. "'Cause if you didn't get so dumb, you'd get some big ideas of doing the work, wouldn't you?"
Steve's too out of it to nod, but it doesn't matter. Bucky doesn't need his silly little input, all he needs is that cock, that gorgeous body, and the stupid expression on his face--eyelids heavy, mouth slack, cheeks hot.
Out. of. it.
"And we can't have that!" He bites, teasing as he climbs onto Steve's prone, sprawled form, straddling his tree-trunk thighs and unceremoniously shoving his sweats down just to watch that horse cock bounce up and slap his clenching tummy. Steve's chest heaves, a wail ripped out of him and causing him to almost double over. Bucky shoves him back, "if you're thinking, you're trying to finger me open and you're just too impatient with a dick like that."
Steve makes some garbled noise, it sounds like he's drowning.
Bucky chuckles, half-amusement, half-breath, throwing his head back with it. He's enjoying himself so fucking much, his hands working that cock and his hips grinding against Steve's solid thigh. "I gotta stretch myself open for you with a dick like what you got. I, I gotta drag it out," he pauses to moan, still grinding, "'cause I'd split at the seams with dick if I didn't get nice and loose for you."
Steve bucks underneath him, nearly throwing him off. It just makes Bucky chuckle more--more moan and breath in the sound. He's so sweet and dumb. Nothing matters to him like this, blissed out, and it's so easy to get him here that it's a wonder Bucky doesn't keep him like this all the time. Yeah, that sounds good, a living, breathing, fuck-machine.
There's no lube over here, though, so unfortunately, Bucky can't start getting sloppy and loose for his human dildo. He'll just have to do the next best thing and jack him off until he cums, then, once he's pumping buckets all over himself, Bucky can scoop it up and use it, along with all his eager, slippery pre-cum to slick himself up so Steve can fill him fuller. More dick. More cum.
It won't be hard to get Steve there--
"If only that brain was as big as that big dick, hm, sweetie? Then maybe you could actually get something done rather than just letting me lead you around by the cock."
Steve whines roughly.
--yeah. No sweat. Give Bucky a challenge, c'mon.
#asks#fandomfluffandfuck#steve rogers#bucky barnes#stucky#big dick steve#big sub steve#dom bucky#teasing#lots of obscenities
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more college roommate hcs?? maybe reader tries to tease vi back for bein shirtless all the time which eventually leads to them getting together??
18+ (no sex, just a$$ and tiddies), mdni, college roommate!vi cinematic universe
you have taken to walking around in your underwear.
and at first, vi wonders if she's losing it a little bit, because she's pretty sure you haven't always been like this. no. if anything, in the past couple of months, you'd been strangely... jumpy. and sure it'd been fun to tease you (walking around with her top off all the time just to get a rise out of you made something warm nudge at the base of her belly) but she doesn't think you're the kind of person to hold a grudge.
(she's been wrong in the past though, and vi thinks that it wouldn't be the worst thing to be wrong about this either.)
at first, it looks like an accident, her waking up to you humming, making breakfast like you do, an earbud tucked into your ear, barefoot in the kitchen, sprinkling salt onto the scrambled eggs. but her eyes skate down the length of your body and her breath dies in her lungs as she realizes you're in nothing but a thin spaghetti strap top and baby blue panties. her eyes catch on the lace trimming against the soft of your skin and she swears her thoughts melt into something akin to tv static.
"uh --"
"oh! hey! breakfast is almost ready -- you don't have morning practice today, right?"
"no... i uhm -- i don't..." she blinks several times before tearing her eyes away from your very bare legs, fighting the urge too shake her head like a dog trying to clear it's ears of water.
"cool! oh, i think there's some orange juice left in the fridge, can you grab it?" you turn back to the pan with a bright smile, humming to yourself.
vi swallows, "yeah sure, princess --" she turns toward the fridge, feeling oddly robotic as she opens it to grab the juice jug. all her hairs startle to attention as you lean over the counter, reaching up into the cupboards for a plate, the motion making your already tiny tanktop ride up, a sliver of skin winking at her from above the waistband of your panties.
she nearly drops the juice jug.
three days later, she comes home to the damp cling of steam in the air. frowning, she drops her duffle and wanders towards the bathroom, where the shower's clearly just been turned off, but the door's wide open. and there you are, standing in the steam-ridden bathroom, in nothing but a bra and panties, toweling dry your hair.
"whoa -- sorry --"
"hm? oh! you're home! nice -- i was gonna ask if you wanted to come out to dinner -- i think mel found a really cute wine bar she wanted to try --"
vi stares; she can't help it. you're in a matching set, and even though it's nothing fancy, it still makes her brain feel oddly liquid as she watches your tits bounce slightly in the semi push-up bra.
"wine... bar?" vi asks, her voice slurring slightly even to her own ears.
your eyebrows hitch, a tiny smile tucked into the corner of your mouth as you cock your head.
"yeah, it's pretty close to that one hotdog joint you like so i figured i'd ask."
you make no move to cover yourself up, and distantly, vi thinks that a few months ago, you would've never showered with the doors open.
"sure i -- i'm down -- uh -- is anyone else coming?" vi asks, somehow forcing eyes away from your cleavage. you reach up to hang the towel by the door, dropping back down on your heels.
vi's eyes snap back to the way your tits just bounced.
(what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck?)
"-- probably jayce, but other than that no one... vi?"
"huh?" she jerks back slightly, eyes slingshotting back up too meet your gaze. and this time, she sees it -- a flicker of something so very much like mischief caught in the light there before you're laughing, light and airy.
"nothing just... you seem a little out of it. everything okay?"
you squeeze by her into the hallway and she barely catches the way her own eyes trail the shape of you towards your room, the round of your ass cheeks caught in the simple black panties you're wearing.
"yeah -- just..." she swallows, her mouth suddenly very, very dry.
"a long day?" you offer, twisting around to glance at her over your shoulder half a second before you bend down to rummage for a dress in your chest of drawers.
vi feels a curse bubbling out of her --
"holy fuck --"
"hm?"
"no, nothing! i -- i'm gonna shower before we go."
"sure! i washed your towel for you today, so it's fresh," you say, seemingly unperturbed as you finally disappear into your room, though you still make no move to close the door.
"great, t-thanks princess! really... appreciate it..." vi lets her voice trail off into a soft grumble as she nudges the bathroom door closed with an arm and tugs her sweaty practice clothes off. her foot catches something by the bathtub, and she looks down to find a lacy thong with a bright pink butterfly ribboned in the front.
it takes her four whole seconds before she's reaching down to pick it up and hold it to the light. it's not her's, and it's been months since she's brought a hookup home (not since she's started to imagine you between her legs every time she tries to get off with someone else), so -- by elimination it has to be --
yours.
"sweet fuck."
it only gets worse after that -- she'd come home to find you sat on the couch in a veritable fortress of notes and textbooks, in a crop-top and heart-patterned undies, or walk by your room just in time to catch you tugging off your top, your back to the door (thankfully, vi doesn't know if her heart could take it if she saw you fully with your top off --)
"is our ac broken or something?" she asks one day, frowning at the wall controls. you look up, frowning slightly, a highlighter caught between your fingers, as you sit cross-legged on at the dining table, one of her shirts sloping off your shoulder (but you've tied the bottom up with a rubber band so it sits above your abdomen, cutting off right above where a pair of dark red lacey panties is oh so visible underneath).
"hm? no -- why?" you sound distracted, your eyes falling back to your notes.
vi blinks at you.
"you never wear pants anymore."
you freeze, your fingers poised over a line of miniscule text, the highlighter hovering above the page.
when you look up again, there's a fox-fire gleam to the dark in your irises, and a grin that would've made the god of trickers himself puff with pride slung crescent-moon sharp over the shape of your lips.
"what was it that you told me last time?" you ask, your voice sweet enough to slick the skin, "i just always run... hot?"
vi's expression flatlines. she closes the distance between the pair of you in three quick strides and before you can stutter out her name ("v-vi --?"), she's hauling you out of the dining table chair and onto the sofa, pinning you beneath her, one of your wrists caught beneath hers, her other hand skating down the length of your body to tease at the waistband of your panties.
"you little tease..." she murmurs, but there's no poison in her words, only a bone-deep wanting. it rumbles through her to you, shaking shivers down your spine as you whine beneath her.
"mmm you started it," you say, eyes flickering between hers and the shape of her parted lips; the tiny scar there makes your mouth water.
vi narrows her eyes, giving your wrist a warning squeeze as she leans in just a fraction closer. like this, you can almost taste her breath against your tongue.
"so what... are you gonna finish it then, princess?"
"i-if that's what you w-want --" you stumble over your words as vi presses a knee up between your thighs.
"yeah? you're gonna do what i want?"
you let out a pitched whimper; vi delights in the way your pulse jutters in the triangle of your throat. but you nod, a bit frantic, as vi digs her nose into the junction of your neck and breathes.
she lets out a thick groan, an ever-familiar warmth pooling at the base of her belly as she thinks about sinking her teeth into your skin, about seeing the shape of her teeth inked into your skin for days and days after.
it's nearly enough to drive her off the edge.
"but nothing's gonna happen if you don't ask for it first, pretty girl..." she pulls back, grinning when you immediately try to tug her back, the hand pinned beneath hers curling into a loose fist.
"vi... please --"
desire pulses deep in vi's gut. she wonders if things will ever be the same after tonight (it won't) but she also wonders if she still wants them to be the same after all this (she doesn't).
"yeah? please, what?"
you blink up at her, your lashes almost star-lit in the dim light of the dining room.
"kiss me," you say.
vi's breath comes out shaky, her pulse threading through her like some desperate, fluttering thing. she watches you beneath her, thinks to herself that if this is her undoing then so the fuck be it.
"is that what you want, princess?" she asks, and her voice is honest, the edges frayed with all the uncertainty she's ever felt when you've pressed in a bit too close, when she's lingered over the afterimage of your smile, cast against her eyelids at night.
you nod up at her, and in your eyes, she finds something akin to absolution as she leans down to graze her lips over yours, the touch so soft it's almost a memory.
"fuck, vi --" you groan, jerking her down with your free hand fisted at the throat of her shirt, "kiss me, kiss me, kiss me."
she lets out a debauched moan as she tips herself into the heat of your mouth to kiss you, and kiss you, and kiss you.
#⛈ monsoon season#i always say this and it's always true -- i have NO CHILL WHY DID THIS GET SO LONG#vi x reader#vi x you#arcane x reader#arcane x you#college roommate!vi#vi smut#arcane smut#it's not actually smutty but there's a lot of talk of cute lil undies and an obscene amount of ghey panick#arcane vi x reader#♨ steamy#arcane#vi fluff#arcane fluff
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I'm obsessed with The Price is Right and therefore I think that Steve is obsessed with the Price is Right also.
He watches the reruns on weekends and loves the days when he's sick (or pretending to be sick) and he can watch it on the living room couch when he's in high school. When he graduates he tries to get all his shifts to start after 12:00 even if it means he has to close.
He loves watching and judging people's fashion and hair choices. He does all his own shopping so he's pretty good at guessing prices and scoffs when people make stupid guesses. He's convinced himself that there's a technique to spinning the wheel to guarantee the best results.
When he gets together with Eddie the other man is incredibly indeared by Steve's love for the show. He loves the days when he gets to stay home with Steve in the mornings and watch him watch The Price is Right. He thinks it's funny how heated he can get about it like it's a sports game. He delights in bugging Steve when it's on, asking him questions really loudly right in the middle just so Steve will give him that annoyed leave me alone look that scrunched up his eyebrows.
It's also what gives Eddie the confidence to start bringing Steve back to the trailer instead of holing up in the otherwise empty Harrington house. Wayne is similarly in love with the Price is Right and since he usually works 4 10s over the weekends he has three mornings a week completely available to watch every week. The two days a week he does have work he just waits up after his shift lets out at 8 eating "dinner" and trying to keep himself awake enough to catch it at 11. Half the time he passes out in the armchair.
Eddie takes Steve back to the trailer one night and invites him to stay the night and passes out with a grin on his face thinking about his two favorite people in the world meeting tomorrow. Eddie wakes up to an empty bed and scrambles out into the living room to the happy sight of Wayne and Steve talking about unfair Take Two is like they've known each other for years instead of a couple of hours at most.
Eddie makes them all box mix pancakes and takes the last of the mostly empty coffee in the pot for himself. He bangs the big pan down loudly on the counter just to get a rise from the two on the couch and turns his back to hide his smile when they grumble at him to keep it down.
Eddie takes Steve with him on a seemingly impromptu road trip to California. Supposedly it's to scope out what kind of metal scene can be found there but the real reason is to take Steve to wait in line to audition to be in the audience of his favorite show and get a chance to play. Steve is so excited and also incredibly annoyed with the surprise. He complains about not being able to pick out his best outfit and only lets up when Eddie assures him several times that he looks fantastic.
Steve, of course, handsome as he is gets pushed through with no fuss and Eddie gets to come with him as a companion. He goes on and on about how much smaller the set is than it even looks on TV and how excited Wayne is going to be. He whispers in Eddie's ear about people's silly handmade shirts and all the people wearing suits when it's gotta be almost 80 degrees in there. Eddie just knows that the camera is going to be panning over his boyfriend as much as it can. He's going to be great for ratings.
Steve ends up getting called down and makes the closest bids on a pair of his and her watches that he's going to split with Robin. Eddie can see his eyes light up as he banters with Bob, cool as a cucumber, the bastard. He gets a nice recliner that will definitely be replacing the old, sagging one that Wayne uses now in the Clock Game and barely misses out on the second prize of a fancy game table that the kids are definitely going to bully him about. When it's time to spin the wheel he holds out on a 75 and goes to the showcase. He is very smug about it all.
In the end, he wins an okay showcase with a strange little toy car he's going to give to Erica to terrorize the other kids with and some ugly living room furniture he's probably going to reject. The real prize is the 55-inch color TV that's going to take pride of place in the Munson house.
At the end Eddie bitches and moans about all the space this crap is going to take up in the van and how their gas bill headed back is going to be at least twice what it was coming down, but he can't really feel too put out with how happy Steve looks.
Back at their hotel room, Steve tackles Eddie into the bed and thanks him profusely for doing all this for him. No one has ever gone out of their way to make him happy quite like Eddie has, and they both can't wait to get back to Hawkins and wait for their episode to air. Eddie is already planning to coordinate with the kids to get them to record a couple of VHS for them to keep.
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Now with some Extras!
#I've been watching an obscene amout of the price is right#i just can't stop#the fashion!#the prizes!#the accents!#steddie#stranger things#eddie munson#steve harrington#blurb#fanfiction#dreamer speaks#wayne munson#the price is right#is there a price is right community on tumblr?#that would be wild#IMPORTANT NOTE I ALMOST FORGOT#You didn't actually get the prizes right away from the price is right#you went home and they reaches out with the tax amount you would have to pay#and then you could either accept or deny#not sure if you could pick and choose though#in this world they just got to take them off the lot#and no taxes#because of the beauty of fiction#Edits made 1/21
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remember us.
#ffxiv#ffxiv gpose#ffxiv screenshots#emet selch#lahabrea#elidibus#endwalker#shadowbringers#my edits#oc: lelesu lesu#have we reached the stage where we can admit hamilton had banger lyrics again. bc it does#also this took an obscene amount of work for how simple it looks#i cannot imagine how gifmakers must feel. holy shit#it is really difficult to recreate cutscenes in gpose it turns out#ESPECIALLY the post dying gasp one. holy shit man. that was tricky#anyway this was a lot of fun i hope it punches people in the chest the way it did to me :)
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#an otp that can do both [x]
#rwrb#rwrbedit#red white and royal blue#alex x henry#firstprince#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#userninz#userveronika#chrissiewatts#usernuria#usersteen#mine*#if this gets removed then it was fun while it lasted lmao#that shot of alex is just obscene#anyway there's been a lot of intense gifsets ive made lately#here's a fun(ny) one for a change alslgjk
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Loooooong moon that i started making in August and only finished now (1st October)
So long, in fact, that i have actually split this page in half since typing this bc it was Bothering Me (and wouldn't upload to comicfury, so enjoy a small bonus moon update coming shortly)
I think the break was good for me bc I'm a lot happier with the characters and anatomy on this moon c:
Colours in the first panel are a paintover/photobashed from a sunset I took on my phone, but I like how it turned out
Lilac has a bow tie in game, but that's... that can't happen he's a 300kg+ sabercat not a domestic kitty
Snares will mess u up though! I had to do a lot of research and I did fudge some things (woven artifacts don't preserve very well) but hopefully it's clear Lilac can't get his head around to bite it without swinging+ claws are actually terrible for slicing (especially Homotherium ones which are only semi-retractable and therefore dull)
#lots of rambling this update- sorry and/or enjoy depending how u feel about that#i personally like reading people's obscenely long descriptions so i like to give all my random thoughts#i mean worst case you can just not read them#mammothmoon#clangen#homotherium#mammothclan#burnet#poppy#sabercat#lilac#sabertooth#snare#sunset#fleet fang#pine#dart#bat
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EXAMS ARE ALMOST OVER I CAN DRAW AGAIN
Anyways first thing off the backburner, I had an idea for a concept where Kokushibo uses wisteria incense to call Yoriichi on the other side of the Sanzu river to complain about work. Yori basically shows up in the smoke let off by the incense and hangs around for as long as the resin lasts. They're basically just facetiming while the actual plot happens in the background.
Some bonus sketch notes:
His arms are not connected! As yūrei typically don't have legs, and since Yoriichi's corpse got cut into 4, the only present pieces are his upper torso and two arms. His kimono has full sleeves, but his arms have extra
His hair is out, both to better match billowing smoke from the incense, and because yūrei keep it loose
Kokushibo can call Yoriichi on the road with a kiseru pipe, but he usually only calls him when he's alone and free for the night. Yoriichi is visible like this so he doesn't want unwanted visitors seeing him
Smoke is what makes Yoriichi visible, kind of like how beams of light become more defined in dusty spaces. Sometimes he'll hang out after talking and take a look around at things. Koku can take him around for tours if they're whispering
#demon slayer#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer fanart#kny fanart#fanart#demon slayer au#kny au#michikatsu tsugikuni#kokushibo#yoriichi tsugikuni#based on a funny phenomenon between my own sister and me‚ it was straight fighting for the first few years and now we're chilling out 24/7#these two would be a lot more relaxed in this AU I think‚ even if it is just because Koku is whipping the jealousy and hatred back himself#no time to seethe right now there's coworkers to laugh at#speaking of‚ the tea Yoriichi gets to hear is obscene. Peace might not be entertaining but Yori just watches from the rafters like it's a#reality TV show with his brother narrating. He takes this back to everyone else on the other side like the paper boy with the latest scoop
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okay.
#i have *many* thoughts#the hands in the hair i am very normal about this wdym????#and the little bit of being moved backward and forwards...im uh...I remain silent.....#tho tbh this rly wasnt the most obscene thing to happen in this ep#(i.e. the part where hes getting a foot massage which is basically filmed as a crotch shot-)#these basically have the same vibes as those ones where hes lying on his back on the football pitch#honestly lots of massages this episode....was the director particularly into it..?#fernando alonso#fa14#f1#formula 1#formula one#we do a little bit of f1#fernando s1e4#fernando(show)
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I might be poking at a bear here but I kinda really dislike the "all or nothing" attitude the WoF fandom has. This character is evil the worst piece of garbage imaginable or is secretly a great character and you're just a fool for thinking otherwise. It's ridiculous at times
Like I recall the stuff with Secretkeeper a while back. Now, call me crazy, but I don't think she's some horrifically abusive and neglectful parent. She did the best that she could. Was it great? No, but she was trying to keep her daughter safe in a hostile world that she was terrified would reject or, worse, hunt her. Her leaving Moon alone for days was bad, yes, but she wanted to keep Moon free from the horrors of the volcano. She loved Moon and clearly took care of her a lot. You can't just look at a character and paint them as being a "horrible abusive POS" for something that, let's be real here, is much more forgivable and understandable than anything Coral, Scarlet, Diamond, Cobra, Jerboa, or Kestrel did
#Honestly– and I am quite sorry if this is obscenely rude or tone deaf of me– but I think a lot about that one anon#on the WoF confessions blog that kept sending long winded essays on why Secretkeeper was a bad mom#and it reminded me of when a fellow friend of mine said “y'know there is a time and place for criticism and analysis and it#should be considered and appreciated..however when a person is 10k+ words deep into how Moon betrayed Winter#and how Moon is a actually a horrible heartless monster while Winter is a helpless and innocent victim the analysis#becomes less about the topic at hand and more at the writer because it reveals how they perceive things and what they get fixated on“#Like Secretkeeper anon are you good?#sp-rambles#wof#Like of course you can argue and say whatever you want for her but eventually as time goes on you're just seeing the forest for the trees#When you go in hating Secretkeeper for whatever reason of course literally everything she says or does will be irredeemable
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My sweet summer child has no idea we’re leaving in less than two hours to gO RUNNIN!!!!!
#dogblr#petblr#dog#sighthound#borzoi#Krampus#blessed to have a friend close to coursing#hotel rates are obscene#cross ur fingers and toes for his QC run tomorrow!#I must keep reminding myself he is but a babe and has run less than half a dozen times#and is doing wonderful#I am simply also cognizant of the pressures of time#males are only competitive coursing for a relatively short window#depending on their overall structure ofc#Louie was top coursing borzoi a couple years at full maturity#but he is built for it#I don’t expect Kram to be competitive in another year or two#coursing is a lot of strategy and once again#I am blessed to have people in my corner who know wtf is up and can guide me through it#I had actually kinda written off him getting an fc#because his now ex co-owner wanted to prioritize his conf CH#and not run him until he had that#with how slow he is to mature that may not have been till 5-6#at which time the likelihood of him being competitive …. lol#but that person is no longer on him#and while I understood her fear of a running accident ruining his show career#I don’t really have the fear myself#and if it does happen so be it
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I’m living with an actual gamer
#blahaj#blahaj plays a lot of games and yells obscenities but not racially motivated ones so they’re not bad for a gamer#Official TFM Rambling
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From the research I made last night, this would have made numbers in 2013
Sources (X, X, X, X, X)
#dan and phil#phan#dnp#ngl a lot of people were making me uncomfortable lmao#we don't see this kind of edits anymore do we#probably because they are obscene enough as it is
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collage au where reader gets back at vi by also sleeping shirtless and vi goes into readers room bc theyre alarm didnt go off or smth and then shes like ‘ohmigosh.’
(btw ur works are literally my favourite on tumblr, i love them sm!!!)
actually i wrote something similar to this a while ago! :) reader teasing vi back by just parading around in her underwear u__u and thank you darling!!!! i hope you enjoy!!
right here <3
#🌧 raindrops#vi x reader#vi x you#arcane x reader#arcane x you#college roommate!vi#vi smut#arcane smut#it's not actually smutty but there's a lot of talk of cute lil undies and an obscene amount of ghey panick#arcane vi x reader#♨ steamy#arcane#vi fluff#arcane fluff
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'i want a boyfriend to watch f1 races with me 🥺'
when someone speaks during the commentary, i yell at them to shut up
#i yell obscenities at other cars.#for someone who really doesnt have a good time while watching a race i seem to watch a lot of them#formula one#f1
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I'm trying to channel it into serious action rather than blind rage, but I cannot tell you how much it pisses me off that Vance and Trump are having a go at refugees, just the evilest motherfuckers on the god damned planet.
#I hope they shit themselves to death#Obscene but unsurprising that this has resulted in violence and threats for the refugees in question#And that's not an acceptable thing to do period.#This is deeply antithetical to the family values I was raised with#My great aunt (who was herself also great) worked a lot on refugee resettlement post-Vietnam#And my uncle and aunt once took me to volunteer sorting medical supplies for similar reasons#This is unacceptable#This is a blatant assault on our shared liberties and the unfulfilled promise of America
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OHHHHH my tablet arrived i am So excited 👀👀
hopefully having something more portable & convenient will make me draw a little more!!! time to test it out. at 11pm
#hiatus over i am excited#well i will still be on and off a lot when i have to work on things#but i'm not about to test this thing out on commissions#it's an android tablet i mean. ipad-y thing. not a graphics tablet i have one of those#also hello! i have had an obscenely long day#stuck in traffic for like 3 hours#fredspeaks
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