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Hello everyone, unpopular announcement coming...
Hi. I am OVERWHELMED with matchup requests. I have had them closed FOR A LONG TIME and people STILL send them in. Not to be rude, but I have said numerous times that I'm not taking more, but I've been such a pushover my whole life I haven't deleted them either (still considering it). One of them even said 'oh hi whenever you open them again I'm in line' as if that's how being closed works. I feel like a content machine more than a person receiving consideration when I get requests ignoring my attempts at minimizing stress. Bottom line is, I feel a little bit sick even saying this because I fear I'm going to lose my audience, but I don't enjoy doing matchups half as much as the original imagines, headcanons, and one-shots I set out to do and I feel a lot of pressure to complete matchups, get them out fast enough, etc. I am losing my enjoyment of writing on this account and cannot focus on the works I am really excited about because it feels like a task now and I don't want that. My fire is going out and I have been considering inactivity because of it all. This blog was a passion project to put out the content I wanted to see and share thoughts and it has lost all passion.
Matchups are closed indefinitely and any received after this post will be deleted unless you are a friend/mutual. All other types of requests are back open, though it may be a little while for me to complete them just because of the large buffer. But I want to enjoy myself here again and do what I love lest I do go inactive, which I have been considering. Thank you for understanding and I'm sorry if this is a mean post, a rude post, you no longer want to interact with this account, etc. My therapist has encouraged standing up for myself and my own mental health and I have been trying to practice that more.
TLDR MATCHUP REQUESTS ARE CLOSED INDEFINITELY. ALL OTHER REQUEST TYPES ARE BACK OPEN AGAIN. I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR YOUR HEADCANON, IMAGINE, SCENARIO REQUESTS AND I REALLY HOPE YOU ALL UNDERSTAND WHERE I'M COMING FROM 🫶🏻
#lord of the rings#lotr#lotr imagines#lotr x reader#lotr matchups#blog updates#I'm sorry you guys but you cannot IMAGINE how many of these I get ESPECIALLY AFTER CLOSING THEM SO LONG AGO#I promise I am NOT trying to be rude though I seem so#I just feel STILL sending in requests when they have been closed for weeks is very disrespectful & people don't care about writers only#getting content#and I don't want to lose enjoyment of my blog over content demand
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🎃...Wren's Spooktober Halloween Ships...
October is a special month, so to celebrate my birthday, halloween and my 200 followers I will be opening two limited time ships.
Hogwarts Life Ship:
So I adore Harry Potter and the Wizarding Universe so I am creating Hogwarts Life Ships but with my own not so secret little twist. If you request a Hogwarts Life Ship you will be randomly assigned 1 of 3 symbols
Now to make it interesting. This symbol will pop up somewhere random in your ship so keep your eyes open like wide open. And if you find a symbol that isn't where it's supposed to be dm and tell me where the symbol was.
If you do find it you will be entered into one of the tri-wizard tournament categories. Which means that you will receive either 1. a full one shot starring you and the idol of your choice and it can be a fluff, smut, angst, whatever you want fic with whatever plot. 2. a short drabble, or 3. A relationship headcanon either one is of a member of your choice.
Now to request for a Hogwarts Life Ship I need to know your; Hogwarts House (Unless you wish to be sorted), Patronus (if you know it), Your personality, sexual orientation (for the relationship section of your ship), appearance, likes/dislikes, your favourite Hogwarts subject, Your favourite professor, What extra curricular activities would you do at Hogwarts and anything else you feel like relates to your life as a Hogwarts Student.
And you will receive a fully nerded out comprehensive Hogwarts Life Ship with your romantic and friend life, your identity at Hogwarts, what Hogwarts clubs you are a part of, enemies or rivals, past relationships and Yule Ball Dates.
Now this can be completely random like the Idol life ships or you can choose 1-4 groups and I will include some members in the final ship. If you are requesting for a non-kpop fandom you can do this and get a spliced Hogwarts Life ship or just choose your favourite fandom to adapt into this world.
But again in the instance of kpop if you do not choose a group it will be completely randomised by my choosing like the Idol Life Ships I do
Please request one at a time and only one of these ships since it's supposed to be a very special once off thing
Halloween Trick or Treat Date:
Let's set the scene, Halloween is no fun without a partner by your side so instead of a Valentines Date you will have a Handsome Little Devil or a Gorgeous Ghoul (so cheesy I know let me live) who asks you to spend Halloween day with you.
In this ship you send me the same details that you would with a written or overall ship (it's your choice)- stuff like personality, likes/dislikes, mbti, hogwarts house, astrology, favourite halloween thing to do, favourite halloween costume, favourite candy, ideal date stuff like that and you will receive a ship that tells you your secret admirer, what your Halloween date, a small drabble and a moodboard and a shufflemancy song reading that says all you need to know about the vibes of your date!
Please request 1 group per ship but as soon as I am done you can keep requesting these until my special submissions are shut.
8-31st of October submissions are now open!
Side note all of my ships are open for other fandoms besides Kpop only until the 31st of October otherwise this is a standard Kpop blog
List of alternative fandoms
#200 followers special ships#kpop ships#kpop matchups#special ships#halloween trick or treat date ships#hogwarts life ships#marvel ships#marvel matchups#stranger things ships#stranger things matchups#spn ships#spn matchups#st ships#supernatural ships#supernatural matchups#lotr ships#lotr matchups#got ships#got matchups#euphoria ships#euphoria matchups#dc ships#dc matchups#tua ships#tua matchups
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🎩Raddest Hat Battle👒
Gandalf from Lord of the Rings vs Apple Jack from My little Pony
Round 1 Side 2A
#the funniest matchup so far#raddest hat showdown#raddest hat showdown polls#raddest hat showdown poll#raddest hat showdown round 1#round 1 side 2A#tumblr tournament#polls#gandalf#lotr#lord of the rings#apple jack#apple jack mlp#mlp#my little pony#mlp friendship is magic#my little pony friendship is magic
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Hi how are you? I love your writings❤️ Can I get a romantic matchup with LOTR, HOBBIT, Harry Potter, Marvel? I am 25. She/Her. I can match with a man or woman. I have short dark brown curly hair and hazel eyes. I have white skin, my height is around 1.65 and I'm curvy.
I'm generally introverted and cold-blooded. I'm stubborn. I'm generally pretty patient, but when I run out of patience I can get very grumpy. I'm a bit of a pessimist. I don't talk much outside unless necessary and prefer to observe. I am a good listener. To outsiders, I seem strict, distant and sometimes a little scary, but to those around me, I am very talkative, friendly, affectionate and fun. I'm also a good secret keeper, tell me anything and I'll take it to my grave. I am a faithful and loyal person. I'm a perfectionist. I always like to have everything orderly and under control, but sometimes it can be very challenging. I'm independent, I try not to get help for anything and I don't like to fit into certain stereotypes. I am always respectful and even interested in opposing views. I have a hard time voicing my opinions on anything, which can sometimes make me seem rude or disrespectful, but I really don't mean any harm. I'm a nerdy girl and I'm okay with that.✨️
I live in my own world. I love drawing, watching TV series and movies, and listening to music. I also love writing. I love learning new things about any subject. I love art, literature, philosophy, history and mythology. My favorite colors are black and green. I can listen to any genre of songs I like depending on my mood. But some of my Favorites are Diary of Dreams, The Gazette, The Neighbourhood, Chase Atlantic, One Republic, Marina and The Diamonds, Paris Paloma, Lana Del Rey, Billie Eilish, Hozier, Melanie Martinez, Mitski, AC/DC and Iron Maiden. My favorite TV series is Hannibal. I love thrillers, true crime, detective and mystery, fantasy and sci-fi. I think these are the things that come to my mind right now... thank you! I hope you have a good day❤️
Hi! I am so sorry that I got to this so late! I feel terrible! <3
But, I hope you like your matchups!
{Trying a different layout}
Romantic Matchup; LOTR, The Hobbit, Harry Potter, and Marvel
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Lord Of The Rings;
Aragorn -
You met Aragorn at the very beginning, and despite being a lady, you were personally invited by Lord Elrond himself to join the meeting to see who would take the ring to Mordor.
You didn't really talk much, or at all, but you observed, being a good listener; though, as one by one spoke up, debating, your attention went straight to the mysterious, tall, dark, and handsome stranger whose voice you really liked - he was handsome, as said, and he was bringing up some good points.
Hands clasped together in your lap, you watched as people began to argue, and you were just a smidge annoyed.
Well, who knew you were going to become part of the Fellowship Of The Ring?
It was difficult at the beginning of the journey. Gimli and Boromir were pretty adamant that the journey was no place for a lady - far too dangerous, they said!
But Aragorn, you had learned his name, stood up for you, bringing up the fact that Lord Elrond himself asked you to join, that they should all trust his judgment.
Well, you showed them, on more than one occasion, that you were a wise and strong person.
Now, throughout the journey, you had slowly, slowly gotten used to the people around you. The Hobbits were easy to befriend, honestly.
But, at some point, you had grown comfortable in their presence, enough that you had grown to become more talkative and friendly.
Though, it was different with Aragorn. You didn't know if it was just you, but you thought that maybe there was something different in the way he spoke to you than he did with the others. Maybe it was just you...
Maybe...
Well, it turns out that Aragorn was quite taken with you, having caught his eyes the moment you joined the meeting in Rivendell; dressed beautifully, presence respectful, and eyes shimmering with a certain intelligence and strength that captured his interest almost instantly.
And his interest had only grown the more he got to meet you, get to know, and understand you; not only were you intelligent, respectful, strong, and understanding, but you were also loyal and independent - something Aragorn admired greatly.
As the journey continues, minus the orcs and whatever troubles you all run into, you and Aragorn's bond begins to grow the more you spend together.
From late nights of keeping watch sharing your favorite stories and books to recalling your favorite topics in history; there are even nights when you talk the night away about everything your heart desires, until you fall asleep, your head resting on his shoulder.
Aragorn didn't have the heart to wake you...
Despite you being an incredibly good fighter and defender, Aragorn always makes sure that you are alright after an attack from orcs or something. You do the same, your eyes at the end of a fight would search for each other, small faint smiles of relief on your faces.
In the end, Aragorn gives you the best room while you and the rest of the Fellowship stay in his kingdom after he is crowned king. Your room is one of the biggest, and close to his room, in case you need anything.
He makes sure that you have everything that you could possibly need. Someone to wait on you in case you need something, need help changing, a bath to be drawn, a snack, anything. And do not worry, you are not a burden. Aragorn would do anything for you.
Another thing; Aragorn gifts you lavish clothing, in green and black, that you are comfortable in. The sight of the new article always brings a smile to your face and a rush of blood to your cheeks. And, of course, he always compliments you when he sees you.
Whilst you stay, Aragorn often finds you in the library, reading, drawing, or just admiring the view outside - he often joins you, to talk, laugh, or just spend time in your amazing company.
Aragorn finally confesses his feelings and admiration for you after you.
"You have been my strength through every shadow and trial - my heart has long been yours, though I have been too much a fool to say it."
Well, let's just say, that you didn't end up leaving after that.
You and Aragorn work seamlessly together, both of you valuing independence and the quiet strength that comes with keeping order. Patience is a shared virtue, though he is perhaps more steadfast than yours.
Your friendly and affectionate nature balances his quiet reserve, while your stubborn loyalty earns his deepest respect.
Even in moments when your pessimism clouds your thoughts, he admires your unwavering commitment to those you care for, finding strength in the fire that drives you.
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The Hobbit;
Thorin Oakenshield -
You had run into the Dwarves and one Hobbit when they were getting attacked by the spiders in Mirkwood.
You were heading to Mirkwood - Thorin thought that was suspicious - but instead of just letting them suffer through spiders, you helped them cut out of webs and stab spiders to death; you were truly skilled fighter, it was no wonder most of the Company wanted to keep you.
Though you were a bit hesitant and distant - you met up with them, fighting off orcs, jumping in an empty barrel, and holding onto Bilbo so he wouldn't drown.
As you were all racing down the raging river, you didn't know if you were having fun or not. More like worrying over the whole group and making sure after every small waterfall that you counted each Dwarf.
One, two, three, ah, okay, all accounted for, all alive...
Thorin, even though you helped him and his family/friends out of danger, he didn't really know what to think of you. His blue eyes would watch you, observing you, as you also observed your surrounding, whilst also listening to the Dwarves about their stories and adventures.
He didn't know what to think of you at the very moment, but he thanked you for your help, to himself.
But you had been able to bond with most of the other Dwarves, like Fili and Kili, which consisted of laughter, shared stories, and affectionate hugs.
And when Kili was in pain, though you worried and your mind thought only of the worst, you held his hand.
These actions made the King Under The Mountain reconsider you for a moment. Maybe there was something different about you.
That night, as you curled close to the fire that night before he and the rest of the Company - minus a few - left for Erebor, Thorin found a spare blanket and placed it upon your sleeping form.
And only after the defeat of Smaug, and after the war - and everyone surviving - did he finally realize that maybe the 'something different' about you was actually because you might've been his One; he just was too stubborn to truly see it.
This new realization hit him hard, and at first, the King was scared. He had wished that he had gotten to know you more, had spoken to you more.
Well, you were here now, partying with the rest - of men, dwarves, elves, and Hobbits alike. Maybe, this was his chance to push aside his stubbornness and brooding and speak to you.
He made his move, surprising you by asking you to join him for a drink, where he gave you a goblet of red wine. And for the next hour or so, you spoke among yourselves, on the sidelines of the raging party. *Disco music.*
There, you and Thorin spoke about the music, your favorite instruments, books your loved to read, and more. All the while, you didn't seem to notice the way Thorin's eyes softened as you rambled slightly.
At the end of the first night of many more nights of partying and celebrating the return of their home, Thorin finally spoke up.
"You have fought beside me with a courage that humbles even a king - I would wish it that you stay here in Erebor a while longer, so I may properly show my gratitude."
It is while you are staying longer in Erebor that he finally reveals to you that you are his One.
To keep a long story short, all while courting, you and Thorin would sit by the fire and read quietly together, take walks through Erebor's halls, write sweet letters to each other, and Thorin would braid a piece of your hair, clasping it with his homemade, one-of-a-kind bead.
You and Thorin share a bond forged in mutual respect and quiet understanding.
He admires your love for reading and thirst for knowledge, seeing it as a strength that complements his vision for Erebor.
Even your perfectionist tendencies, though sometimes a point of contention, earn his respect - he sees in you someone who strives for greatness, much like himself.
Your unwavering support has become a pillar he relies on.
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Harry Potter;
Remus Lupin -
You and Remus first met at Hogwarts as students, though your friendship didn’t blossom immediately.
You were a quiet, observant presence, often keeping to yourself. He was aware of you from a distance, admiring your calm, controlled demeanor, which differed from his more lighthearted friends.
It was a nice different.
Although you were distant from new and strange people, your shared classes often brought you together.
You both preferred studying in quiet corners of the library, where Remus noticed how you worked meticulously, seeing how much you loved to learn not only from books but also from lessons.
Finally, after you had both gotten use to each other, you began studying together in the library.
You even started correcting his notes.
When Sirius and James found out about that, they teased him.
Over time, you became close enough for him to see the softer, affectionate side you reserved for those you trusted.
You’d often listen patiently as he confided in you, especially during stressful times.
Full moon times. It had taken him a year and a half to tell you he was a werewolf, and he was incredibly nervous that you would tell everyone or just not be his friend anymore.
He was scared that you would look at him in disgust.
He would miss your hugs as hellos in the mornings, he would miss the peaceful conversations regarding your interests.
He would miss the way your face would light up at the mention of your favorite muggle movies or show, or how you would ramble beautifully on and on about myths and philosophy. He wouldn't dare stop you.
He loved the sound of your voice.
He was a bit of a pessimist himself.
Surprisingly, and to his shock, he found great comfort in your reaction. When he finally gathered the courage to tell you his secret, his heart raced, waiting for the look of disgust he feared you’d give him.
But instead, you remained calm, simply listening, your eyes thoughtful yet soft. You placed a hand on his, a simple gesture that spoke volumes, steadying him as you always had in the quiet way that had drawn him to you from the start.
“You’re still Remus." You had told him. “The rest doesn’t change who you are.”
Years after graduation, you both found yourselves back at Hogwarts, now as professors.
Remus was pleasantly surprised to see you again, finding it easy to pick up where you two had left off.
Your no-nonsense attitude and perfectionism made you a strict professor, yet students respected you for your dedication and fairness. And also quite enjoyed that you would give them little treats and snacks after long quizzes or tests.
Remus often visited your office to chat after classes. You’d sometimes scold him for his relaxed teaching style, though he found it endearing.
Despite your -sometimes - grumpy demeanor, you cared deeply, which he always noticed in the way you’d subtly check on his health and workload.
Especially when the full moons were around the bend.
Remus would find chocolate on his desk in DADA.
And you'd find books on your favorite topics on yours.
After long days of teaching, you and Remus would often sit by the fire in his quarters or yours, sharing tea or hot chocolate. The two of you would talk about myths, Muggle literature, and your favorite Muggle music, losing track of time until the early hours of the morning.
It reminded you of how you and Remus would sit in the Common Room studying until the wee hours of the morning.
He loved the way you spoke passionately about the things that you were interested in, and he’d always encouraged you to keep talking, no matter how tired he was.
You’d both spend hours in the library or his office, quietly reading together. He’d occasionally glance up from his book to watch you, marveling at how beautiful you looked when lost in thought. When you found an interesting passage, you’d excitedly share it with him, and he’d always listen intently.
Adding onto the topic of full moons; on the nights leading up to the full moon, you’d make sure he had everything he needed. You’d sit with him if he was feeling anxious. After the full moon, you’d bring him breakfast and sit with him while he rested, healing, reading aloud from his favorite books, or telling him stories to help him relax.
On particularly difficult days, you’d end up falling asleep together on the couch in either of your quarters, surrounded by books and papers for grading. He’d wake up first, brushing a strand of hair from your face, marveling at how peaceful you looked.
Those quiet moments reminded him just how much he loved you and how lucky he felt to have you by his side.
You and Remus are great together because you balance each other out perfectly - his calm, steady nature complements your quiet strength, while your loyalty and understanding provide him with the comfort and support he needs.
Together, you share a deep, unspoken bond, rooted in mutual respect, affection, and a quiet love that grows stronger with each and every passing day.
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Marvel;
Natasha Romanoff -
As Avengers, you and Natasha work seamlessly together. Ever since the beginning, when she wasn't on solo missions or with Clint, you were with her.
Your cold-blooded efficiency in battle complements her own calculated and lethal style.
You’re both perfectionists who thrive on order and control, often planning out every detail of a mission to ensure success. While you can be distant or strict with new recruits, Natasha sees through your tough exterior and knows that beneath it lies a fiercely loyal and caring partner.
You're not one to speak much during operations, preferring to observe and stay silent, but Natasha appreciates the way you always anticipate the next move.
You’re skilled in hand-to-hand combat, just as skilled with weapons.
You’re not just observant on the battlefield but a force to be reckoned with. You’ve honed your combat skills, and even Natasha, with all her experience, finds herself impressed.
She often asks to spar with you, in which it often ends in a tie or the both of you winning the same amount of times.
Away from the chaos of the battlefield, you might not be as expressive or outgoing as some of the other Avengers, in the beginning. It takes you a bit to open up, but when you do, you have become friends with all of them.
You are talkative, laughing along, having fun with them; along with being affectionate, joking punches to the arm, or hugs goodbye.
However, when not spending time with the team, a quiet night spent watching movies or reading is how you like to spend your nights. Unless you are dragged to one of Tony's parties.
Natasha being similar to you, needs time to really get to know you, see what makes you tic, before she can truly let herself be vulnerable around you. And you have proven to her that you were worthy enough, and trustful enough for her to break out of her own shell.
She finds herself finding you around the tower, joining you in the kitchen to grab a snack, or even joining in when you put on your favorite show; Hannibal.
This friendly bonding becomes more and more often, almost weekly you and Natasha find yourselves spending more time together, even time with just the two of you.
The more you spent together, the more the bond between the two of you began to bloom into something more, something beautiful.
"You know... I think I trust you more than anyone else." She would speak up randomly as you both sat against the headboard of your bed, watching your favorite movie.
"Even Stark?" You would ask.
"Yeah, even him." She would reply, her smile matching yours.
Before you knew it, everything would shift.
From small, gentle brushes of the fingers as either pass by or a rare, soft smile just for each other... It was obvious that there was something happening between you two.
On lazy days - not really, the both of you end up in the gym sparring most lazy days - but if you aren't in the gym; pushing for each other to be better, you and Nat would sit in quieter corners of the tower, away from the hustle of the others.
She'd sit beside you as you read, her hand resting on your leg or her head resting on your shoulder. She would sit and listen to you read, or when you weren't reading aloud, she would rest her eyes, maybe even nap; the soft sound of Paris Paloma and Lana del Rey in the background
As a couple, Natasha respects your boundaries and your need for space, but when she needs you, you’re always there— - strong and reliable. In return, she supports you, offering her own quiet form of affection.
You’re never truly alone.
You balance each other, and neither you nor Nat would have it any other way.
#cute#fluff#x reader#x female reader#x you#request#x y/n#matchup#matchups#the hobbit#lord of the rings#lotr#harry potter#hp#mcu#marvel#Aragorn x reader#thorin x reader#thorin oakenshield x reader#remus lupin#remus lupin x reader#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff x reader#aragorn#thorin#thorin oakenshield
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Hi Eriqa! Could I please get a ship from LOTR/The Hobbit? I'm a she/her turning 30 this year. I'm short but I love a man taller than me. ;) I have long, dark hair and hazel eyes. I can be quiet and reserved until people get to know me - then I can be quite the chatterbox. I love thunderstorms and willow trees. I speak multiple languages, my hobby is taking film photographs and I've grown fond of plants and enjoy caring for them. Hope you have a lovely day! 🤍
Hiya there, thank you so much for the request!
I ship you with…
Legolas!!!
As soon as Legolas first met you he had a feeling that you were possibly the one, and only then when he finally had spoken with you he had known that it was true. He often found himself to be completely astounded by your beauty and the way you presented yourself, unsure whether you had previously felt the same. He would adore your dark hair as it was very different from his own, he’d even offer to throw a few braids in it. Once the two of you would begin to court, he’d want to show you around Mirkwood, firstly for you to know your way around and secondly to show you off. While Mirkwood being known to be a dense dark forest, Legolas would be quite supportive of your fondness towards plants and keeping them healthy, especially during a time where his homeland wasn’t so. As you two would stroll through the pathways in the heart of Mirkwood, Legolas would wrap his arm around you as he would listen to you chatter away, which was his most favorite part of your strolls together. He would love to hear the stories that you had to tell about different places you have visited or the different languages you had picked up throughout the years. Legolas would feel quite impressed with your interest in learning languages, and would even offer to teach you his own, especially if you offered to teach him one that you could speak. Eventually, he’d find himself to have fallen deeply for you as he had felt comfortable and happy in your presence.
I hope you enjoyed it!!!
feel free to leave a comment 🪴🌿
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#lord of the rings#lotr#lotr ships#lotr x reader#lord of the rings x reader#lotr matchup#lord of the rings mashups#lotr legolas#lotr legolas mashup#lotr legolas ships#legolas#lord of the rings the hobbit ships#lotr legolas x reader
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#goose#untitled goose game#Gandalf#big naturals gandalf#lotr#lord of the rings#hellsite hunger games#hunger games#poll#polls#kill a blorbo#THE ORIGINAL MATCHUP
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MASTERLIST
LOTR / The Hobbit
Reasons why everyone needs a Fili
Reasons why everyone needs a Kili
Stray Kids
stray kids simping for you in the wrong chat
Haikyuu
...nothing yet...
Harry Potter
...nothing yet...
#matchup request#matchups#the hobbit#lord of the rings#harry potter#middle earth#the lord of the rings#lotr#lotr fanfic#the hobbit x you#Straykids#stray kids#bangchan#Lee know#Changbin#Hyunjin#Felix#Han#Seungmin#I.N#Haikyuu#Karasuno#Nekoma
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Dark Lord D*ck Measuring Season Two: Greatest Weakness
Sauron: *pfft* well excuse me for creating the greatest weapon of my world by pouring all my cruelty and malice into a work of ART.
Loki: It was a ring. A piece of jewelry that also happened to ensure your doom when someone else got a hold of it. Remember… gangly pale fellow falling into lava… literally everything around you crumbling to dust…
Sauron: *crosses arms and pouts*
Loki: *rubs brow* Honestly; it’s like a toddler, show you something shiny and you want it.
Sauron: *thinks of Galadriel’s shiny gold hair, but pretends to ignore it* Do not… and besides, at least I didn’t make like a bazillion of objects of power and hide them like a treasure hunt for self-destruction like Snake Face.
Voldemort: *irritatedly flaring snake nostrils* They’re called Horcruxes, for the last time. *rolls eyes* Your bullying is far more devastating if you at least get the details correct.
Darkling: *laughs*
Loki: What are you cackling about? You were a simp for your greatest weakness. *smirk of devastating arrogance* How did that work out for you?
Darkling: Hey, it’s just a rough patch. *crosses arms defensively* Every couple goes through them.
Vader: *breathes* Big talk for a god of mischief who’s greatest weakness is your pride… *breathes* or your personality.
Loki: *bristles* Yeah Lord Vader, tell me, what’s your greatest weakness then? Or is it a toss up between sand… and the low ground?
Sauron: *inhales between his teeth* Yeah… *air quotes* You underestimate my power. More like we underestimated your lame weaknesses.
Loki: *laughs maniacally while Vader force chokes Sauron*
Sauron: *choking* Why am I being punished for a battle Loki started?
Loki: Hello… *gestures to himself* god of mischief. It’s in the name.
May you avoid your greatest weakness this week, Dork Lord Lovers 😘
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#dark lord dick measuring#dark lord love#greatest weakness matchup#sauron#the rings of power#halbrand#rings of power#lotr rings of power#lotr rop#star wars#Darth Vader#anakin skywalker#harry potter#voldemort#loki of asgard#mcu loki#darkling#funny darkling#darkling shadow and bone#shadow and bone
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hello, can i please get a romantic matchup for lotr? i go by she/her and i'd prefer to be shipped with a guy. i'm 19, and when it comes to my appearance i have like an olive skin tone kinda??? and i have brown, poofy curly hair, kinda like slash from guns n' roses if i had to compare. i have brown eyes and i stand at 5'6. im puerto rican and i speak a mixture of english and spanish, which sometimes confuses people. i'm currently in university studying physics and i also train at a krav maga dojo twice a week, in which i have a first degree blackbelt and specialize in kali (stick fighting). i also love music, specifically rock and metal. some of my favorite bands are the beatles, motley crue, and metallica and oh my god i cannot shut up about them. i'd say my music taste very much influences the way i dress, and has encouraged me to play electric guitar since i was 13, in which i play in a band now with 3 other close friends. when it comes to my personality i'd say when you first meet me i'm kinda quiet, i tend to observe people before i really talk to them, but once i warm up to you, i cannot shut up. i'm very sarcastic, and i have sort of a dry witty humor, and i'm also a very teasing person, which sometimes has not worked out in my favor. all in all i'm a pretty chill person. sorry if i wrote too much i've never like done one of these before, but anyways, i hope you have a wonderful day 🫶
== The Lord of the Rings ==>
I match you up with…
Peregrin “Pippin” Took
Pippin is smitten with you from day one. He sees you: this tough woman who kicks ass and dresses like a badass, and he’s immediately giddy and flirty with you.
He’s all over you. He wants to impress you so badly that he looks like even more of a fool than usual, but it’s…endearing.
When he gets below your hard exterior, though, he finds a friend (and lover) for life. He’s always cracking jokes with you, and soon you’re snapping back with sarcastic comments that have him rolling with laughter.
He enjoys being around you during the journey, especially since the tension often runs high, and you keep him down on earth.
When he gets kidnapped, thogh? He can’t stop thinking of you. All he knows is that he misses you dearly, and he needs to tell you how much he needs you in his life when he sees you next.
And when he does? He kisses you silly and is suddenly eons more mature than before.
Well, as mature as Pippin gets.
#oz’s requests#lotr#the lord of the rings#lotr x reader#lotr matchup#pippin took x reader#pippin took
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Lotr and Hobbit mini matchup game
Status: CLOSED
I recently turned 21! And what better way to celebrate it with my followers and friends than by doing a fun matchup game!
You can pick up to 2 different types of mini ships. But don't expect me to get into much detail on why I choose (insert character) for you since it's a mini game. Matchups, such as who's your mentor or best friend will, of course, be platonic!
Here's what you can pick:
Romantic matchup
FWB matchup (only for 18+, so make sure to put your age in your description)
Best friend matchup
Familial matchup
Mentor matchup
Rival matchup
Secret admirer matchup
Here's what I need from you:
Fandom: Either Lotr, or the Hobbit
Your pronouns and sexuality (if you chose a type of romantic matchup)
Looks are optional
3 to 5 emojis which describe your aesthetic
A few prominent personality traits
A few hobbies or talents you have
Your love language/s
Literally anything else you think might be helpful
Put a: 🎂 at the beginning of your matchup request, so I know you read all the rules.
Since it's a birthday matchup game, I'd really appreciate it if someone did a ship for me (can be romantic, friend, secret admirer, or whatever matchup you want), but it's not a must. Just in case someone really wants to do one for me, here's my info:
I'm an 18+ year old demigirl (they/she) and bisexual. I'm about 5 feet with dark hair, and I've been described as giving off vampire vibes based on my looks.
A few emojis what would describe me are: 👽💌🌷🌛👒
My main love language is gift giving, and I'm a pro at making my friends blush with my witty humor and compliments. I'd never say no to cuddling with my SO or buddy. I'm the local weird girl in my friend group, but I do stay out of drama and can be rather shy to interact with new people. Sometimes, I'm the voice of reason in my group. I'm very ambitious, but I struggle with feeling unmotivated a lot.
I love horror, fantasy and watching gameplay, or playing video games myself. I enjoy cooking for my loved ones and have a major sweet tooth. I love animals as well, but kinda prefer to stay indoors and chill with some friends.
#mini matchup#lotr matchup#hobbit matchup#matchups#ships#birthday matchup#lotr ships#hobbit ships#lotr x reader#hobbit x reader
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Hello!! I saw that you're temporarily open for matchup requests so I hope that I'm not too late with this! :) specifically from LOTR please~
I'm female, 5'7", Virgo, ISFP, with stronger preference for males. I have pale skin with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes. My wardrobe mostly consists of darker colors, my favorite combos being black with red or pink.
I consider myself empathetic and honest. I am reserved most of the time, only ever talking if someone else initiates the convo, though I can go on and on about my hyperfixations and interests. Like even when I'm with a group of friends, I'd stay quiet most of the time and just listen so I may come across as a bit socially awkward. I've been told I'm a good listener and so I end up being someone many confide in or as someone who becomes stuck in the middle of a conflict. I am a night owl and get easily exhausted or even irritated when I'm out and it's crowded so I definitely need time and space on my own to recharge after a long day. I suppose among love languages, I lean to using words of affirmation. When I do have enough energy, I also like to cook and bake for my family and friends (and get upset if it doesn't end up turning right).
I really like animals, especially big cats, dogs and wolves. My favorite genre of fiction is horror so sharing scary/ghost stories would be my favorite group activity. My sense of humor tends of be on the dry, sarcastic side. My preferred methods of workout are swimming, badminton, and walking. When I get bored, I tend to doodle and hum. I don't consider myself a good singer and I'd only get the confidence to sing in front of others if I was a bit tipsy (I don't drink much, I am so lightweight it's not even funny and if I do, I stick with cocktail or beer).
In video games that involve combat and exploration, I tend to rely on speed and stealth (my footfalls are actually quiet irl too). Among weapons, I prefer using swords (dual wielding, if available), though having a bit of magic would be fun to use too (especially if you can set things on fire) :3
congrats on the 300 followers!
You are not at all! Thank you for waiting between my recovery buffer posts & older matchups! So here we go now love! Your match is…
Legolas!
Some people joke what a funny couple you are due to you both seeming so quiet, but in truth you are drawn to each other’s peace. Legolas is drawn to your gentle presence, the light falls of your steps upon the bank of the river where he meets you, water flowing at your feet. You are not the only one swimming that day, but you cut such a majestic figure as you move gracefully through the water, emerging with illuminated droplets descending from your dark hair. Since that very first moment you stuck in Legolas's heart.
He loves the way you hum as you work, dark skirts swirling about the floor as you swish through the kitchen. A smile plays on his lips as he compliments the work you've let out to cool and you drily tease him about stealing it. Instead, he offers to help hand it out and you are grateful to save your energy. Normally you do not prefer company in the kitchen, but this elf's presence is calming rather than draining. Your motions and his assume a rhythm unbroken by distraction.
He runs into you out in town, smiling at the large dog following at your heels while you carry your basket. You look content as you go to market, purchasing all you need. Catching the way your hand runs wistfully over a small ornately bound book, he finds his feet carrying him to market as well, his hands delving into pockets and being rewarded with the weight of a tiny tome. The following day's trip to your kitchen is met not with wry humor, but wide smiles and sheepish revelations of art. "You may think them the smallest of sketches, but to me I see a connection to this world." "Is that your way of saying you can't draw?" Yet another smile you've drawn from the elven prince. "You've caught me there."
When orcs attack your village, his first thought is to get to you, your hearth and your dog and all your little captures of your surroundings, and let any who dare trifle with it know it has a blade and a bow behind it. Boots thudding lightly as always against dirt, then stone, he arrives outside your home to see you there, a glinting sword swinging in each hand. Grinning, he shakes his head. He should have known. Shooting one of your twin assailants off you, he joins the fray. "Sorry I'm late." "You should be!" You grin back at him. "This party started an hour ago."
This visit has only a few days left. Ignoring that, you climb higher into the tree before you settle, pulling the red-and-black swirled book from your small satchel. Legolas sits in the crook of the tree right below yours. "Shall I read or would you prefer to?" It's as if he can sense your energy, see right through your facade to the highs and lows of your heart. The book in question held some of your favorite ghost stories, old legends and more local frights alike. You joke about the prince being able to handle it, but in the end you know whose voice you would prefer to ring out with it that day.
You are the only one Legolas trusts to saddle up his horse, hand him the bags he'd surreptitiously caught you slipping a copy of your book of horrors into as a memento. He says your name softly as a wish when you stand at his mount's side, catching your nod before he captures your lips with his, motions slow, deliberate as if he would wake up from the dream at any moment. Your name is even more delicious whispered after a kiss. "Wait for me." "Who else would I even look twice at?"
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#lord of the rings#lotr#lotr imagines#lotr x reader#lotr matchups#legolas#legolas x reader#legolas x female reader#female reader#ask#auryborealis#requested#matchup monday
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[OLD POST!!!! CURRENTLY CLOSED AGAIN!!!] i’m re-opening matchups once more!!!
for the third time now i’m re-opening my matchups! please read through the rules before you send in a request. if you want to know what your matchup may look like, check out this or this!
I. please name the pronouns/gender you’d like me to use
II. i do not write nsfw
III. if you don’t (want to) put your sexuality in the request, that’s totally okay! it just means that it’s possible i’ll ship you with any character of any gender. so if you have your preferences, tell me!
IV. your matchup may vary in length and quality. i too have my good and bad days, and some of your asks will inspire me more than others. i always do my best though and usually i’ll find a good many things to tell you
V. i ask you not to request anonymously and also to leave more reactions than just a like. this may sound a bit strange but i put a ton of thought and a ton of work into a matchup and the least you can do is reblog. i got barely any notes on matchups in the past and honestly, that’s like nobody valued the time and effort it took me and it felt pretty fucking shitty.
if my inbox gets too full, i will close my matchup requests again, so be quick and don’t be shy! and remember to always, always save your asks somewhere so you can resend them to another writer if somehow i don’t happen to do your matchup.
the fandoms you can request for this time are:
- The Hobbit
- Lord of the Rings
- The Maze Runner
- Fate Winx Saga
- Harry Potter (for this one please tell me if i should do it for marauders era or golden trio era!!!)
- Top Gun
#matchups#matchup#opening matchups#hobbit#the hobbit#lotr#lord of the rings#fate#fate winx saga#ftws#fate the winx saga#harry potter#marauders era#top gun#tmr#the maze runner#maze runner
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#this is so fucjinf funny man OH MY FOD#i hope the cat wins#mixed matchup tag#poll#polls#tumblr bracket#tumblr competition#book bracket#elrond#lotr#lord of the rings#mistyfoot#warrior cats
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hi! could i get a lotr or hobbit matchup please?
general info
lu, nonbinary, pansexual
looks
tall (6'2), androgynous, short black curly hair, black eyes, extremely pale skin, dressing in goth lolita and ouji style
personality
intj, mix of a kuudere and himedere, brutally honest, introverted, calm, quiet, reserved, sophisticated, polite, snarky, witty, sarcastic, blunt, apathetic, intimidating, mysterious, morbid, unfazed
hobbies
science, learning new things, fencing, knitting, gardening, cooking, baking, playing chess, taking long solitary walks to secluded places, reading, writing, drawing, sculpting, taxidermy, making clothes and jewelry
likes
plants, animals, insects and bugs, philosophy, thanatology, criminology, anthropology, psychology, mythology
history, forensics, horror media, serial killers, witchcraft, classical, goth and vkei music, classical and gothic literature, dancing, art, poetry, fashion
dislikes: people in general (i tolerate only few chosen ones), noises, mess, unannounced guests
love language
quality time and acts of service
random stuff
i have morbid sense of humor
i'm ballet dancer and figure skater
i sew most of my clothes myself
i like to sing when i'm in the mood
i can play on violin, church organ, cello, piano, guitar, and harp
people hate watching movies/cartoons with me because i'm overanalyzing everything
i like making jewelry
thanks for your time and have a wonderful fall!
hey! of course, hope you have a nice day! 😊
i ship you with Thranduil!
You passed through Mirkwood with a travelling dance performance; it was actually Legolas who begged his father to let your group perform, and, seeing that the autumn festivities had just started, it blended perfectly into the feast. The King's eyes were fixed on you - he admired your movements and felt almost enchanted by your performance. Although remaining cold and calculated, he invited you to stay in his realm. At first, you had been reluctant but soon realised that this would allow you more alone time and the opportunity to explore the woods that mesmerised you on your way in. Thus you remained at his court, enjoying a very undisturbed time - Thranduil was no fan of guests, and he often kept you around. From time to time, you were asked to train a few elves a choreography or two, but these occasions were sparse. You commented to the King that he must be keeping you around for decoration to which he replied: "The most beautiful jewels are not to be worn every day." This puzzled you, but throughout the months you had stayed there, the two of you had developed a kind of rapport that downright shocked the Elves at times. You would make sarcastic comments, and he'd be quick with a response - so, you chalked his words up to that. The truth was, he had slowly fallen for you. How could a human be so mesmerising? He used every opportunity to rest his hand on your back or to stroke your arm; at times it could border on intimacy, but never in a way that made you uncomfortable. Sitting in silence with you was comforting, and he was taken with your intelligence. It wasn't long before he started confiding in you about issues of his realm or asking for your advice. Upon learning that you liked to walk the forest on your own, he insisted on accompanying you and showed you a path no one else, but him knew about. However, he cautioned you not to wander off too far, for the woods were infested with the creatures of darkness. Soon, his own feelings became apparent to him. He feared to love someone he could lose to death and very suddenly he cut off all contact with you. This left you hurt since you had formed a strong bond with him. You felt better understood by Thraduil than anyone else and losing this connection to no cause was painful. You kept analysing your conversations, trying to find the point where you might've gone too far, or maybe if you had become too touchy with him (you allowed yourself to sometimes touch his upper arm or nudge him jokingly, but was it unacceptable by Elvish standard?). These thoughts kept you busy while walking the woods alone, often opting for the very path he had shown you - only this time, you ventured farther into the denseness of the forest. Was it inattention or anger not to heed his advice, you couldn't quite tell, but it wasn't long before you encountered the very beast he was afraid you'd meet. Before you was a huge spider, and in a second, you were stung on the neck and lost consciousness. When you came to, Thranduil was by your side. He dismissed the healers, then scolded you for leaving the borders of his land: "If you wish to leave, you first let me know." "I thought you wanted me to leave." "I would have you forever around, though my heart would ache seeing you be slowly consumed by death." He brushed a strand from your cheek and placed a kiss on your lips. He spent the rest of your days in the healing wards next to you, and after that, you were always by his side.
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Hi ! She/Her for a romantic matchup with lotr/hobbit. 28yo and hetero, would prefer a guy taller than me (sorry hobbits and dwarves!) I’m black with long hair mostly in braids. I’m curious, feisty, funny and sensitive (but I hate to show it). Think of a mix of Xena warrior princess and Pam from the office. I like reading, video games, hiking and camping. I love to dance (salsa, batchata) and to make pranks. I’m good at sport. I hate lies and indecisiveness.
Here's your matchup! Sorry for the wait! I hope you enjoy it! <33
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Romantic Matchup;
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The Hobbit;
Thranduil:
🦌 You met Thranduil when traveling with The Company, and while the Dwarves were taken to the dungeons, Thranduil allowed you to stay - well, not allow, more like question why a human was traveling around with Dwarves of all people; he was intrigued greatly by you, and your feistiness - standing up for your friends and your decision to help them try and reclaim their stolen home
🦌 Thranduil, after speaking to you, invited you to supper with him - and though you were very loyal to your group, you were very curious - and also hungry; you joined Thranduil for supper, along with the festivities, though, throughout the events, you were constantly worried about your friends
🦌 At some point during the night, you snuck away, bumping into Bilbo, with his help, you released the Dwarves - and you were all on your way; you did wish you could've spent more time with Thranduil, on better terms
🦌 You didn't see Thranduil until before the battle - you and Bilbo snuck away from Thorin with the stone; to say Thranduil was surprised to see you was an understatement, but you couldn't really tell, his expression stayed stoic - but after the initial conversation on what to do, you and Thranduil began your own conversation
🦌 After the battle, you tried your best to hold back your tears for your fallen friends - with a sword in hand, you could finally breathe as the war had been won; it was then that Thranduil found you, his hand stretched out to you, he offered you a place to stay - your chest felt warm as you took his hand into yours - this was the start of a new chapter for you
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The Lord Of The Rings;
Aragorn:
⚔ You met Aragorn in Rivendell, being best childhood friends with Boromir, you came along with him for the meeting - it was then that you volunteered - along with a few others - to join the Fellowship of the Ring; and right from the start, the moment your eyes met his, you felt some sort of connection with him
⚔ You were surprised how easy it was to talk to Aragorn - he was definitely a leader, powerful, and understanding - and when he wasn't being a leader - leading the group - he was actually very charming; and charming he was, who knew you could have fallen so quickly for a man that you had only just met (love at first sight)
⚔ During one of the nights that you had first watch, you sat beside the fire, it was keeping you as warm as it could - the air was chilly - and when a warm fur blanket was placed over your shoulders, and Aragorn sat beside you; for the rest of your watch, you and Aragorn spoke softly together
⚔ After the ring was destroyed, and Aragorn took his rightful place as King, you felt sad that your time with Aragorn was over, but you were also incredibly happy for him - it was after the celebration in Frodo's, the Fellowship, and Aragorn's honor, that you got your bags packed to go back to traveling around Middle Earth; though, again, your were surprised when Aragorn stopped you from leaving, revealing his affections towards you
⚔ You joined Aragorn, staying by his side, and he stood by yours - and it wasn't long until you and Aragorn married; and when Aragorn (and you) are not busy doing important royal duties, you and Aragorn sit comfortably and quietly together, reading - or even dancing - in front of the fire
#cute#fluff#x reader#request#requested#matchup#matchups#the hobbit#the lord of the rings#lord of the rings#lotr#thranduil#thranduil x reader#aragorn#aragorn x reader
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Hi there,
{Mashups/Ships are closed}
Fandoms: Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Divergent, Pirates of Caribbean, Stardew Valley, Coral Island
Some basic rules: Tell me a little bit about yourself or an OC of yours that you'd like me to ship a character with. Include anything interesting that you'd like me to incorporate into the two small paragraphs that I'll write. I will ship you with one character only.
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