#lost my absolute shit.

[brandon-crawford]

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[synelven]

my take on an arcane university au (jinx and ekko are top of the class)

[salamispots]

went a little feral hSJHDJH

[dustykneed]

i just think spock has great mom friend potential tbh. strong contender for the cutest thing i've ever drawn

[cinamun]

Funny > Silly Behavior > Silly Smooch

[melit0n]

Okay, so Euclid, right?? It's 5 minutes and 13 seconds long, but Vessel only starts singing at the 13 second mark. First lyric? "Just run it back, give me five whole minutes".

We, as the listener, give him five whole minutes to say what he's gotta say. Further, the song ends on the exact same piano chord that it begins with; the song, in of itself, is a loop. Anytime you play Euclid on loop, you are running it back and giving him five whole minutes.

[certifiedgirlkisser]

currently remembering when i was too lazy to do an assignment so i wrote a ninjago bruiseshipping fanfic instead and never actually did the work so I never turned it in. only for my english teacher to still grade it regardless AND SHE READ MY FUCKING CRINGE ASS FANFIC.

i kid you not the first question in the assignment read the opening line: “Jay had always known he into men.” NJSJSJDDHJFJFNDNDNFNFN 😭😭😭

keep in mind my teacher was a straight white patriot woman in her 60s. my friends are never gonna let me live this one down.

[ur-fave-bloggers-fave-blogger]

when I finished hoo and saw nico and will flirting at the end while everyone was fighting I was like awwww

then when I started toa and will says "Excuse my boyfriend" I was like WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE HOW BC I wanted a step by step tutorial of how these two got together but we js got the 3 days in the infirmary and BOOM!

Solangelo

[scarlet-witchery]

The Trial of Magneto #1 Cover Variant // Emily Rose Cole, from 'Persephone Returns' // Pietà by Michaelangelo // Nicola Yoon, 'The Sun is Also a Star' // The Trial of Magneto, #4 & #5 // unknown // Pietà by William-Adolphe Bouguereau // José Olivarez, 'Promises of Gold' // The Trial of Magneto #4

Wanda + Erik | Pietro + Erik

[seance]

THE MUSKETEERS 10TH ANNIVERSARY REWATCH / fave episodes [2/?] ↳ SEASON 1, EPISODE 4 / the good soldier

[isthatacalzone]

living is being in a room of 12500 people who will all shout NINE whenever someone rolls a nine on stage while watching a bunch of nerdy-ass voice actors play dungeons and dragons

[catherina-dellamorte]

im kinda sad that nevarrans lost their special lil accent ;( i LOVED cassandras accent so much!!

[lunar-wandering]

Wukong and Macaque go out for a fruit smoothie date. But Wukong gets a brain freeze from his smoothie which makes Macaque laugh and Wukong teases him so much that it ends in a competition of who can drink more cold smoothies in a short time without brain freeze. Needless to say, it ends in disaster, especially Macaque gets a hiccup while Wukong gets a bit delirious

i had to change it from fruit smoothie date to just hanging out in the noodle shop cause i had the funniest dialogue idea and had to run with it

"What happened?!" 12 minutes. Pigsy and MK had left Macaque and Wukong alone in the Noodle Shop for twelve minutes.

Apparently, that was all the time the two of them needed to create an absolute disaster zone.

A table was broken cleanly in half. The countertop was dented. Hole in the wall number one. There was a pile of empty cups on the ground. One of the ceiling lights was out- though whether that was the monkeys fault or just simply because the bulb burnt out, it was impossible to tell. Hole in the wall number two-

You get the point.

"...Nothing. Nothing happened." Wukong said, from where he was sitting in the centre of the chaos, rubbing his forehead with one hand, and, well-

"I'm almost afraid to ask this." MK muttered, looking for all the world like he was done with life entirely. "But, why is Macaque clinging to you?"

'Clinging' was a bit of a loose word. Sitting on the Monkey King's lap and burying his face in Wukong's shoulder would be a more accurate description of what the Six Eared Macaque was currently doing.

"Oh. Huh." Wukong glanced down at Macaque as though he wasn't even aware that the other was there before this very moment. "Hm. It's for safety reasons."

"Safet- How." Pigsy asked, "How is it for safety reasons?"

"Well, I mean, how else do you think the table got broken?"

"Monkey King, we don't know." MK ran his hands through his hair in distress, "We don't know because you won't tell us-"

"Ah, well." Wukong honestly looked like he was mentally miles away as he shifted a bit, "Observe, I guess."

Wukong abruptly shoved Macaque off of him.

"Wukong, don't- hic!" Macaque cut himself off with a strangled sounding squeak- a shadow portal forming underneath of him now that he was no longer keeping his magic in check via physical contact with Wukong.

When MK and Pigsy next blinked, Macaque was falling out of another shadow portal on the ceiling, landing upon another table and causing it to also snap in half. Wukong, completely unphased by this, stood up and grabbed Macaque, picking him up before the other could hiccup again. Macaque hid his now obviously flustered face against Wukong's shoulder again.

Pigsy and MK stood there for a minute in stunned silence.

"...Monkey King?" Pigsy eventually said.

"Yeah?"

"You're going to paying for my new tables-"

[necrotic-nephilim]

What's so fun about BruJay as a ship is Jason's sheer obsessive devotion to Bruce. Jason is possessive over Bruce, to the point he doesn't care about the deaths of others so long as he has Bruce's attention. A part of the UTRH arc this isn't talked about enough is that Bludhaven fucking explodes mid-way and Jason won't let Bruce see if Dick is alive.

batman (1940) #650

A lot of discussion about UTRH paints Jason as this anger-driven cold, calculating machine up against Bruce when it's so clear that his love for Bruce is what drives him at his root, even if he won't acknowledge it. He says it himself, he would've done anything if it was Bruce who'd died instead of him and his anger is rooted in that possessive devotion not being reciprocated.

batman (194) #650

BruJay as a ship always to be, to some level, unrequited. Even if Bruce loves Jason back in that way, he'll never be that obsessed with Jason. Jason will always view Bruce's love for Dick or Tim to be a distraction, proof that Bruce isn't dedicated enough to him. Jason has the need to always have Bruce's attention, even when it could come at the cost of Bruce's other loved ones. Something something cannibalism as a metaphor for love in how Jason wants to consume Bruce's whole existence. He can't let Bruce leave him again, can't let Bruce love or grieve anyone else. Forcing Bruce to choose between Jason and the Joker isn't just about confronting Jason's killer, it's about confronting the other person who exists as this duality with Bruce and consumes so much of Bruce's life. That's the role Jason wants to fill, calling himself Red Hood and forcing Bruce to look at what he's become. But still loving Bruce and wanting more than anything for Bruce to reciprocate that love in the way that Jason understands. I just think it's good soup and rife with Dynamics that are underexplored with them.

[lightkrets312]

to the people who write summaries and wikis with thorough breakdowns of all the lore and media for a series that breaks it up into 20 different formats: you are doing fantastic work, may it remain intact and accessible well into the future, I owe you my life

to the people that decide splitting your series into 20 different media formats with critical lore in most/all of them is a good idea:

ARCHIVE YOUR SHIT IMMEDIATELY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.

[paint-it-dead]

me trying to explain the berserk trio:

ok so you know that famous internet question: "the man or the bear?" well. casca would choose the bear cus she is a woman who has suffered her own share of experiences with men and understands the true gravity of such a question. guts would also choose the bear, cus according to him fighting a random man would be considered "too easy" and he needs "a real challenge". griffith would choose the bear cus he misunderstood the question and he is a feral bisexual twink with oddly specific needs. in this essay i will-