#lost ark shitpost

[rooshayah]

I crack myself up

[netscapenavigator-official]

The Shinigami Eyes extension is actually funny because, while the stuff that's marked often makes sense, sometimes you'll be browsing a random Wikipedia article and see someone highlighted in red, and you'll be like "Oh no, who could it b-"

Like, thank you Shinigami Eyes. How else in this great-big world was I ever supposed to know that Adolf Hitler was not a trans ally?!?!?! Mind-blowing revelations in the studio, today.

[mcbitchtits]

raiders of the lost ark is so good because it contains 2000% movie per movie-minute

[swith1]

yeah I'm into indy movies, why do you ask?

[snortoborto]

That little monkey from Raiders of the Lost Ark is such a fucking skank bitch. Do not trust him.

[collectivedirective]

Raiders of hte lost arc im trying to reconstruct what the plot could possibly be about ok so

Bad guys are led to this temple by natives and then one of the natives dies and then indiana jones goes to the same temple and theres this guy thats guilding him but also tries to double cross him but he fails and then indiana jones gets the widget adn then theres this boulder that almost kills him and eventally the bad guys steal the widget frmo him the bat guys are nazis btw. And theres a plane but it landed in the water. And then indiana jones is actually a college professor and one of his students writes LOVE YOU on her eyelids and blinks at him really slowlyand he jsut ignores her. And then there are two other guys that tell indiana jones that the holy grail is real and that the nazis are trying to steal it. And now were in egypt in an excavation site because the nazis are trying to find the holy grail.and then theres a woman whos a barkeeper and she has this really cool coin necklace thing. And the nazis say hello to her and make a ruckus in her bar and then the bar is on fire but outside its snowing i think. And then indiana jones is in a cool sandstone city thingy and theres a fight that breaks out and this guy has these two swords but indiana jones just shoots him bc he has a gun. And theres also they go into a restaurant and indiana jones somewhere around now finds the barkeeper lady. She her necklace coin thing is super important. And then we are back a t the excavation site and now the woman is wearing this pretty white dress and she talks with one of the bad guys who i think is into her but he doesnt really make any moves. And then shes tied up and then indiana jones finds her and starts to free her but then hes like naw youll set off the alarms so he ties her back up jones is in disguise also. And then he goes into this pit of snakes and he doesnt like snakes so he uses fire torches to make a path through the snakes. And also i think the barkeepers coin thingy makes a light from the sunlight it shines the light from the sunlight to this one spot on a map and that is where the grail is buried. And the n everyone is fighting and theres this guy hanging off of a car and the barkeeper lady is on the plane and it explodes because of the fuel. And then the nazis find the holy grail but it turns them into skeletons and thats how we defeated germany.

[bloodgulchblog]

Fanwork creators self rec! When you get this, reply with your five favorite fics/art/podfics/etc. that you've made, then pass on to others. Let’s spread the self-love 🌼

(I normally don't do ask game chains like this but this is a good one.)

UHHHHH MY STUFF

OKAY IF YOU WANT

My favorite of my own fics are:

Smoke If You Got 'Em, in which the Arbiter and the Master Chief are not friends but maybe they can get there. (Set during the voyage from Earth to the Ark on Halo 3, which actually takes several weeks it doesn't mention. Sergeant Johnson features heavily. Also, there's paintball.)

When You Come Back Down, in which the Master Chief gets himself hurt shortly after the end of Halo Infinite and the Pilot and the Weapon drag his stupid ass to the current UNSC survivor rally-point. (I have low-key lost my sense of where I'm going with it, but I have covered so much ground in this fic re: what goes on inside the Chief's head as of Infinite, and how people are starting to feel about it. Also: Slowburn Chiefpilot.)

Legacy System Support is my favorite of my oneshots, though it was hard not to say Sometimes The S In ODST Is For Stupid. In the gulf between 5 and Infinite somewhere, John and Kelly talk about helmet firmware, Chief Mendez, not being okay, teamwork, and unfunny jokes. (I especially think Kelly and John's friendship is deeply important. They are each the other's oldest friend, they matter a lot to each other, and often the only time I see people talk about them it's in a romantic context and....... I super don't ship it. If you want a thing done, you gotta do it yourself, etc etc.)

...Anyway, this is my best shitpost. (nsfw text, it's the one I tried to learn some Blender about)

And this is my favorite Halo meta post. (It's the one where I was asked about Spartan lore/advice for figuring out a Spartan-II or Spartan-III oc)

I'm also pretty fond of my book summaries, they're mostly pretty fun for me (except when they're not). I should do those again. There are so many things I could revisit and tell you guys about.

[sairune]

#Lost Ark shitposts from https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator including adventurer.

[pvtjoker22]

[fuddlyduddly]

me watching Vine compilations

[ashley-slashley]

HE WAS LOOKING FOR WHAT?

[snakegotthatcake]

*indiana jones sees a dart in a tree*

*sticks the dart in his arm*

"the poison is still fresh. three days."

*drops dead*

[nervousnighttragdies]

Roommate B: I found you a pocket Microscope!!

Roommate A: i can use that with my pocket constitution

Roommate B: omg with all the pocket tools you’re like a travel detective!

*entirely excited* you can be like HAn Solo in that one movie with the Nazis!!!!

Roommate A: *losing their shit* Excuse me what? ....

Roommate B:...

Roommate A:...

Roommate B: INDIANA JONEs!! thats the name

[seattleset]

tags pt. 1

aka, a reason to use a bunch of puns lololol

[a-flower-crown-shark]

C o w a r d s, you all knew it had to been done and yet I'll be alone to bear that burden in your stead

[keyokku]

Hi, I'm emi :) I draw anime stuff

Big Introduction Post

Nice to meet you here during the great twitterpocalypse! I'm an artist, illustrator, live2d vtuber model mama, character designer, and brand designer!

I'm also your resident sussy fox goddess of time vtuber! My 2.0 model (phase 1) that i designed and illustrated is currently being rigged!

As a writer, I have extensive lore planned that I shall share in the future!

I design original characters and illustrate vtuber models for others too! here are some of my vtuber children :)

I've also designed outfits for Scarle Yonaguni (NIJISANJI) and Silvervale (VSHOJO) that they loved!

I definitely have a tendency towards complex fantasy designs and have been influenced by a lot of games and mmo like genshin impact, final fantasy, guild wars 2, lost ark, and more!

I also love designing weapon concepts for my vtuber clients!

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