#◇｛ i tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. i lost my case ｝❞ MISC｜SAVED

[seattleset]

tags pt. 1

aka, a reason to use a bunch of puns lololol

[lesbiansayaishii]

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage

I lost my case

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HA. case. get it

[theimprobabledreamersworld]

i tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage...i lost my case. :) if someone else said this already i will be so sad-

Hehehe I like it!! 😄 Nice one!! 😃

[j3lle]

Bad pun hours: I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case

this made me smile thank you :)))))

[robinskey]

i tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. i lost my case. it caused me a lot of baggage but i must carry on. oh no, these puns are just plane bad.

the number of puns in this four sentence span? immaculate

[hannah-deactivated20220725]

Recently, I tried to sue an airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case. It caused me a lot of baggage but I must carry on. ( hope this joke brightens your day a bit! :D )

Haah. That was lame but still made me smile. Thanks, anon!

[beakless-bitch]

Hello. Would you like to hear a story? One time, I tried to sue an airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case. It caused me a lot of baggage but I had to carry on. Hope my dumb puns brighten your day a bit!

Honestly, this is one of the best puns I have heard in a long time! It really did brighten my day :)

[miilkyquartz]

[text: hyunjin] I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case

[sms↷woojin hyung❣] ah hyuuuung no jam for real~!

@gcmblingdice

[maskedecho]

“I tried to sue the airlines for losing my luggage. I lost my case.“

❝ It’s a shame your best lawsuit was in there, otherwise you would have stood a chance, Eichi.❞

[becomestorm]

"I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case."

unscripted.

‘   that’s unfortunate, yang.   ’   ren replied, expressing sympathy as best they could whilst scrolling on their phone, bringing up the page that they were looking for. one holographic page on reclaiming lost luggage, with another open to a search on cross - continental legal firms.   ‘   how long did you wait while you were attempting to relocate your bags   ?   many airship services reimburse you for lost or stolen luggage, and if made sure to get a written claim for damages, most airlines pay up to four thousand lien per passenger, providing you can supply proof of how valuable your missing items were worth   —   ’   i’m so sorry, yang. the joke has gone right over their head.

@yaxg​.

[feverfingers-aa-blog]

   “I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.” There was hint of delight in his voice and it , danced in the corners of his eyes. The punchline was coming. Wait for it. “I lost my case.”

[ark3750]

To all connoisseurs of good puns!!

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[bobmccullochny]

More puns

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case

[nexusdestinations]

Joke – Me: The Airline lost my luggage, so I tried to sue them. My friend: Did you win? Me: Unfortunately, I didn’t, I lost the case.   Imagine waiting at the baggage claim for your luggage to come out after a long flight, only to be told that your luggage cannot be found... would you sue the airline for losing your luggage? #Friday #funny #jokes #traveljokes #travel #NexusDestinations

[bhavyalatha]

*_Funny Lines_*

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How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side

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I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work

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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it

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Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter

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Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu - you get what you deserve

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case

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When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

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A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils

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She had a photographic memory but never developed it

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Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care

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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind

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Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve

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The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize

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I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: “That’s the last thing I need!”

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Need an ark? I Noah guy

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I used to be indecisive; now I'm not so sure

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Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine

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*_What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A Thesaurus_*🙂🍂🎯

[journalinglive-blog]

Someone sent me this today

It’s SO clever!

What washes up on tiny beaches?

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Microwaves

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My ex-wife still misses me.

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But her aim is starting to improve….

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How does an attorney sleep?

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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other….

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There was a kidnapping at school yesterday.

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Don’t worry, though – he woke up

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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant,

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but then I changed my mind…

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Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?

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Ireland!!!

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Every day it’s Dublin.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

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SUPPLIES!!!!

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A mean crook going down stairs is

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A condescending con, descending

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The furniture store keeps calling me to come back.

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But all I wanted was one night stand

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Jill broke her finger today,

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but on the other hand she was completely fine

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England doesn’t have a kidney bank,

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but it does have a Liverpool

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.

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I lost my case

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday,

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but couldn’t find any…

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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.

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All I did was take a day off

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The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas

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is now a seasoned veteran…

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Will glass coffins be a success?

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Remains to be seen

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“I have a split personality,” said Tom, being Frank.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.

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Then it hit me.

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What did one flag say to the other?

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Nothing, it just waved.

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