#◇{ what do you call a super articulate dinosaur? a thesaurus }❞ MISC|TAGGED
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#◇{ what do you call a super articulate dinosaur? a thesaurus }❞ MISC|TAGGED#◇{ i used to be indecisive now i’m not so sure }❞ MISC|OPEN STARTER#◇{ need an ark? i noah guy }❞ MISC|ANSWERED#◇{ what do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator }❞ MISC|STARTER CALL#◇{ the other day i tried to make a chemistry joke but got no reaction }❞ MISC|WISHLIST#◇{ my ex-wife still misses me but her aim is starting to improve }❞ MISC|DASH COMMENTARY#◇{ i tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. i lost my case }❞ MISC|SAVED#◇{ she had a photographic memory but never developed it }❞ MISC|QUEUE#◇{ how do you throw a space party? you planet }❞ MISC|SELF-PROMO#◇{ when everything is coming your way you’re in the wrong lane }❞ MISC|PROMO#◇{ what washes up on tiny beaches? microwaves }❞ MISC|MEMES/STARTERS#◇{ i wondered why the ball was getting bigger then it hit me }❞ MISC|SHITPOSTING#◇{ how do you make holy water? boil the hell out of it }❞ MISC|CRACK#◇{ what do you call a bee that can’t make up it’s mind? a maybe }❞ MISC|MUN#◇{ when life gives you melons you’re dyslexic }❞ MISC|OOC#◇{ sleeping comes so naturally to me. i can do it with my eyes closed }❞ MISC|MY EDITS
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