#lost abs

[battorlstuff]

Story Idea

Gerad was an obese man and the leader of a local mafia. He started going to the gym to improve his health but because of his overweight appearance, he encountered many idiots. He always used the same bench and tried to work out with small weights right in front of the mirrors where all those weekly and arrogant athletes flexed their muscles proudly. And now that he was actually trying to get fit, he found himself the target of all sorts of crude jokes from the usual crowd. They'd laugh and jeer at his weight while Gerad tried to dodge their jabs as best he could. One athlete, in particular, provoked Gerad’s jealousy and resentment.

Matt was the worst of them all. The handsome hunk, with his bulging muscles and tight shorts, never missed a chance to strut around without a shirt on. Matt was gorgeous and loved showing off his muscles shirtless and only in shorts, boasting about his physique in the mirror in front of obese Gerad.

He'd flex and smirk at his own reflection in the mirrors while Gerad tried to ignore him.

"Give up you fattass, you can't even complete one single series , you're so fat and gross and will never have muscles like mine" said Matt while flexing his impressive abs and biceps.

"See u fatso" Matt was about to leave when he walked right to Gerad and slapped his massive gut.

Matt made fun of Gerad, so he decided that Matt should know who is in charge. Gerad and his mafia members kidnapped him and took him to an abandoned warehouse.

"You're not so arrogant anymore, huh Matt?" Gerad mocked while his henchmen fed Matt.

"Look at you now, Matt. Your muscles are gone, and you've turned into the pig that you always were on the inside."

"Why don't we try to do some exercise? I'm sure it'll be different this time, huh?"

[curb-your-dog]

how i thought @autismswagsummit's donnie vs kris round would go

and what's currently happening. somehow

[majunju]

sincerity

[ssluggishh]

interacting with ploka after being (legally) allowed in the gerudo town shelter

[padfootastic]

i just remembered that canonically, sirius got to godrics hollow after hagrid.

which means that after he had his godson taken away from him (bc lbr that’s exactly what hagrid and dumbledore’s orders basically did) then he went into the house and saw james and lily’s dead bodies alone. no buffer in the form of harry crying out for his parents or even the godfatherly instinct of making sure his kid is alright.

he was there, with his brother and friend’s cooking body, all alone. stewing in grief and pain and rage and guilt. ALONE.

do we even know how long he was there? for all we know, he could’ve been catatonic right there besides james all day.

[marlenacantswim]

underutilized aspect of lassiter's running "i'd rather..." line of dialog is the ability to drop absolutely buckwild pieces of lore with it.

as an example: "i'd rather get stuck in an elevator with Al Gore." his gaze grows distant. "...again."

[cuethesolareclipse13]

“Why are you crying it’s just a line in a book”

The line:

“I miss you. It’s better when you’re around.”

[blighted-lights]

posting this one again just because i can and i still really like how rodimus' face came out. your honor they are friends (<- cannot be in the same room together for more than a few minutes before arguing)

i drew ravage so comfy looking,, he's a heat thief and rodimus is a walking radiator, so.

[jasdiary]

when the gang somehow finds their way back home, i REAAAAAALLLLLLYYYYYY REALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLY want them to bring Skully back with them. so badly.

“Yo, where were you guys- who the fuck is that?”

“Hm? Oh, that’s Skully! He’s joining my dorm.”

I am all aboard with the Skully in Ramshackle train.

[idontmindifuforgetme]

I was gonna go on a WHOLE rant ab how the boy I’m talking to is not making plans……. And then he texted me that he wants to see me

[daydream-draws]

ok more yuri mirror angst coming right up i say to a room of nobody

[qweerty30]

Vehicular manslaughter!!

[majunju]

date <3

[imliterallysnakejaguar]

thinking ab zane and kai's friendship fr fr,

how zane admires kai's strengths (and knowledge about people) and expresses it explicitly (straight up asking what certain things mean or why people are doing what they're doing) and he's completely genuine about it. like theres no pity or condescending nature towards it, zane just believes that the others on the team know more about life and people than he does. but kai would take that to heart more than the others.

his parents left without telling him why, he wasn't a very good blacksmith leaving nya's heavy lifting to provide for the both of them, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't become the green ninja. he was even the last of the core four to discover his true potential. kai has never been used to genuine praise. kai probably never truly thought that he was the best at something, or better than someone else. but when zane (a literal prodigal nindroid with a heart of gold) asks him for help and holds him at such a high regard? that hits HARD.

and zane, this assumedly perfect nindroid, never seeming to understand how to get people to like him, or how to understand the meaning behind peoples' words, and kai just understands all of that so effortlessly. and instead of being jealous, he just genuinely thinks 'wow, this guy's so smart!' ???

also the underlying idea of them both feeling responsible for everyone and judging themselves bc they feel like they should have prevented something bad from happening or at least taken the brunt of the attack to protect everyone else,, like ouch. the heavy-hitting guilt and grief, the fear of being the only one left in their family, THEY'RE SO AUGHHHH

[mattoyaki]

The cut be cutting

[xia0ming56]

IM ALIVEEEEE!!!!

Hi guys im not dead i hav js had a vv chaotic july might b slower on posting now cos of uni tho but thx for sticking around :,))