#los quiero a los dos lmao

[dogpaw8]

mis plebes ua

[lewisvinga]

hint hint | fernando alonso x fem! reader

summary; in which fernando and his wife, y/n, try to hint at their pregnancy

fc; adriana lima

warnings: ?

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minkyungseokie @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03

note; requested !

masterlist !

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liked by fernandoalo_official, yourbestfriend, and others !

yourusername: looks like we’ll ( more like i’ll ) be enjoying almave for the next few months ! thank you so much lewis 🫶

tagged; almave, yourbestfriend

fernandoalo_official: hermosa 😍😍😍 [beautiful]

yourusername: ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

lewishamilton: will be sure to be sending you almave every month 😉

yourusername: oh PLEASE we love it really!

username: y/n is gorgeous 😖

username: i need to try almave omgggg

yourbestfriend: i prefer the real thing 😋

yourusername: we all know you do !

username: queen

username: y/n and y/b/f the best models itw 😍

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yourusername uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; my nephew loves him😍❤️] [caption 2; my beautiful niece, she does make great practice ! 🥰]

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liked by yourusername, lance_stroll, and others !

fernandoalo_official: last few months of just the two of us 🥰

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: mi amorrrr [my love] 🥰 i love youuuuu

fernandoalo_official: te quiero, mi reina😍 [i love you, my queen]

username: MI REINA?? STOPP I LOVE THEM

username: fernando calling y/n mi reina is my roman empire 😖😖

username: why do they keep talking abt ‘next few months’ ‘few months’ WHAT DOES IT MEANNN

username: call me crazy but i think she’s pregnant

username: OMG I AGREE username

username: oomf ur crazy username

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liked by fernandoalo_official, lance_stroll, and others !

yourusername: see you in just a few months, mi hija [my daughter] 💞 papá and i love you very much🫶

tagged; fernandoalo_official

fernandoalo_official: mis amores, los quiero mucho❤️ [my loves, i love you so much]

yourusername: we love you sooo much💞💞

username: HAISOSKDOSKD

username: she’s gonna be THE birkin omg

yourbestfriend: will never forget the day you called me in a panic and told me u thought u were pregnant 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

yourusername: i think you cried more than me!!

lance_stroll: congratulations you two! 💚( it was very hard to keep this in )

yourusername: thank you, lance!💝 ( believe me, it was tough for me too )

username: oomf was right LMAO

username: they’re so🥹

[millieisawriter]

By the fire

javier escuella x reader

summary: one calm evening you find javier — the newest addition to the gang — sitting alone by the campfire. despite the language barrier still being there, the man finds a way to charm you

wc: 1k

all pics taken from pinterest

♡this was requested!♡

a/n: the song is made up cus i couldn't find any existing song that fit, it's actually a poem i once wrote about a girl i had a crush on lmao this is happening sometime shortly after javier has joined the gang because i thought it'd be cute if y'all didn't know each other's language lol if you know spanish my bad just pretend you don't i guess, but i'd love to write latina reader sometime too

The gang has put up their camp somewhere in the state of Colorado. The day had been tiring, as it always is when you're moving, and everyone must have been wishing for the moment they can finally go to sleep. It didn't surprise you when before midnight everyone had already retreated to their tents or wherever they slept.

Everyone, except for one person. Your eyes caught a glimpse of a silhouette sitting by the scouting fire, away from the center of the camp. The night was dark, but judging by the guitar resting in his lap, you assumed it was Javier.

"You good?" You approached, sitting down next to him. Thankfully, you didn't have to sit on the bare ground, because Pearson had made those rugs of goat skin.

Javier looked up at you, his fingers momentarily stopping their movement on the strings. "Sí, sí, just... muy tired, you know?"

"Me too," you replied, leaning back and stretching your legs out, "me too..."

Javier made so much progress these past few months he's been running with the gang. The day Dutch had brought him into the camp, you wondered how did they even manage to communicate, maybe Dutch did speak some Spanish after all.

"And how are you..." you tried to search for a simple word, but none came easily, "adjusting? Adjusting as... how do you holding up, living with us?"

"Is good, más good than life on my own. Alone is no good. Here with you all I have food, place to sleep. And gente who care, I think."

"Of course we care," you smiled at him, "honestly, I can't imagine the gang without you and your music now."

His lips twitched with a playful smile. "I keep playing then?"

"Yes, please, I'd love to hear more."

"What you want to hear, querida?"

You paused, considering his question. Truth be told, you just loved to hear him play. It didn't matter what the song was about. Most of the time, you didn't even know since he sang in Spanish, so you would catch a few words at most.

So you gave him the choice. "You choose."

Javier's grin widened, and his eyes glistened with a brilliant idea. He adjusted the guitar in his lap, strumming a few notes before looking back at you.

"You know, in Mexico when a man has something to say... something from... el corazón," he placed a hand over his chest, "he sings."

"And what do you have to say, Javier?" You asked, feeling warmth cover you both from the fire, and from this tingling, warm feeling inside your chest.

But instead of answering your question, Javier started playing the guitar. Soft notes of the instrument filled your ears again, and you subconciously smiled wider, even allowing yourself to close your eyes for a moment.

And then, when you thought it can't get any better, Javier started singing. "¿Cómo puedo empezar a decir lo que siento, si mi corazón se detiene al escuchar tu nombre?"

[How can I start to say what I feel, if my heart stops when I hear your name?]

The melody was light, but you could feel he's singing about something that held big significance to him.

He continued, "Quiero perderme en las estrellas de tus ojos, y contigo no quiero esperar al amanecer."

[I want to get lost in the stars of your eyes, and with you I don't want to wait for the sunrise.]

You didn't understand every word, most of them you didn't understand, but the emotion behind them was overwhelming. Javier's words, whatever they meant, reached right into your chest, gently eveloping your heart.

"Dejemos que la luna nos muestre el camino, no hay prisa, solo el latido de nuestros corazones. Contigo, no necesito respuestas, porque tú eres la verdad que siempre he buscado."

[Let the moon show us the way, there is no hurry, only the beat of our hearts. With you, I don’t need answers, because you are the truth I have always looked for.]

The last note faded away, the night became quiet once again, and you opened your eyes, looking at Javier.

"What you think?" He asked.

You struggled to find words that could match the beauty of what he had just shared. "Javier, I..." you shook your head, smiling, "I think that, even if I didn't understand it, I felt it. In my el corazón."

Javier chuckled at your attempt at Spanish, "Maybe next time I teach you the meaning."

You smiled. "I'd like that."

For a while, neither of you said anything more. The quiet night wrapped around the two of you as Javier continued playing some notes on the guitar but none of them hitting you as hard as the song he sang just for you.

"By the way," he decided to speak again, "you don't add el after my. Is just mi corazón."

"Ah, I butchered it." You laughed with embarrassment, even though you knew he didn't correct you to be mean.

He found it very endearing. "No, no, is just... if you want to learn, you learn correct, sí?"

"Fine, fine," you took a deep breath, exaggerating your effort, "mi corazón." You nailed the pronounciation almost perfectly.

"Muy bien," he said, giving an approving nod, "now try gracias, Javier, tú eres el mejor."

You let out a fake groan of annoyance, having an idea what this phrase could mean. "Really?"

"What?" He raised his hands up in a mock innocence. "Is good practice!"

You rolled your eyes playfully but obliged. "Gracias, Javier. Tú eres el mejor."

"Perfecto! See? You learn fast." He applauded you for the effort, clearly very amused.

You sat there with Javier a little longer, the warmth of the fire spreading between you, but it was the warmth of his smile, his laugh, and his song that stayed with you long after you retreated to your tent.

[komipacket]

knock knock knock hi im curious to know more about your au with charlie as a fish… is he like a triton? a merman? a siren? what kind of fish is he? how’d he and mariana meet? sorry im just silly about slimeriana sooooo :3

OH DAMN MY GUY you asked me the right thing! I can talk about this AU for HOURS! Anyways, the whole idea is that some characters are sea creatures some people. The main characters are Charlie and Mariana (OF COURSE lmao)

[sorry ill reuse some stuff from my other post]

Charlie is a moray eel merman, so hes a carnivore. Also (remembering one chuckle sandwich episode) he has a second smaller set of teeth. His tail is really long and massive and he has some fins on his body.

So now its time for the story!

Mariana was a simple fisher doing some different little jobs connected with the sea. Basically he and his best friend Roier were sailing around different places delivering things or selling fish. Everything they could to make money yk. One day something really unsual happens. Their net caught something big and heavy. At first he fears it's a shark, that would be bad. But then... Mariana realises its literally A MERMAN he looks at him in shock like what the hell. At the same time Charlie is SCARED looking at the fisherman like in "i guess ill die" way.

He had heard of mermaids and mermen, but he always considered them a myth. He had seen a megalodon, he had seen a kraken, but not them.

Mariana sighs. If he brought him to the port. He will become a rich man, a lucky man. But….something inside unpleasantly gnawed at his heart

The guy took out a knife

"Hoy es tu día de suerte, muchacho." (Today is your lucky day, guy.)

He went to the net and cut the ropes to let Charlie go. The creature's pupils narrowed as it looked at the knife, but then the words caught it off guard. Once the ropes were cut enough to get out, Charlie looked at Mariana in genuine surprise, and then with one movement he dived sharply into the water. He quickly disappeared from sight into the depths.

"¡Oye, qué estás cortando ahí! ¡Сomprarás una red nueva!" (Hey, what are you cutting there! You'll have to buy a new net!)

An old friend of Mariana's comes up from behind. Very annoying and completely useless. However, better than alone. Roier chuckled and looked at the net with confusion.

Mariana winced, turning around and looking at Roier

"si…si si! Se acaba de formar un nudo, ¡así que lo corté! ¿Ya has revisado las velas? Pensé que estaban rotos" (Yeah…yeah, that's right! There was just a knot here, so I cut it! Have you checked the sails yet? I thought they were damaged)

Royer picks his ear with his little finger and glances at the sails.

"No, servirá. ¡Veo una buena capturado!" The guy smiles, "¡Ya quiero ir pronto a la orilla! ¡Y a la barra! Espero que estés conmigo, ¿eh?"

(Nah, they're fine. I see there's a good catch today! I wanna to go to the shore as soon as possible! And to the bar! I hope you're with me, huh?)

Roier playfully pokes Mariana with his elbow and giggles mysteriously. It seems he already had plans on where to spend all the money.

The return to the shore turns out to be quite calm. Seagulls occasionally screamed over the ship and the scorching sun forced their eyes to close from the bright light. Only rare dull knocks under the ship raised some questions. Perhaps it was some garbage there…

Charlie swam on the heels of the ship. At first, he thought of hiding at the bottom and never returning close to the surface of the water again. But then the beautiful face of the fisherman flashed in his head and the merman, as if enchanted, swam closer to the surface to look at the man again. He let him go. It was so sweet of him. The last time he saw people, they either screamed in horror or tried to kill him. And this one… is different. Maybe this is a chance? Charlie really decided to watch his new acquaintance for a while… Just… Out of interest…

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So that was their first meeting. After that Charlie swam after them and basically stalked Mariana for some time lmao. There's a lot of things happening in this AU. I made it up with my close friend Cherry and we really enjoy it. If you wanna learn more about this story just let me know!

So yeah sorry for my spanish i used translator hope it's not mierda yk

Must adress that later in the story there's one OC that becomes another daughter to Slime and Mariana (Yes we also have flippa too), but basically all the characters are from MC RP thingy there's qsmp mainly but somehow we have Schlatt as the villain pirate lmao anyways, it's pretty funny

[cosmicstarlatte]

Mexican Restaurant (Obey Me!)

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You and the brothers got hungry and end up at an authentic hole-in-the wall Mexican restaurant. They decide to put their spanish to the test.

»Characters: Demon Bros

»Tags: Bilingual (Spanish/English) Bulleted style fic, Gender Neutral, Pathetic Lucifer lmao

»Note: Sorry if the grammar/spelling is off. Ye ye, I'm Mexican but my spanish is okay at most. 💀

Lucifer:

"Es picante? Lo quiero ordenar." (It's spicy? I want to order it.)

Ordered first

He didn't want you to translate for him

He wanted to use his limited Spanish to impress you

Wouldn't stop smirking since he felt like he was quite impressive

Until Mammon took over

Bitterly ate his enchiladas

He didn't understand what guapo (handsome) meant but heard it frequently in his direction

His pride wouldn't let him ask you

Sulked for the rest of the night

You asked if he was okay

"Si."

Mammon:

" Y esto cuanto cuesta? QUE!? " (And this is how much? WHAT!?)

Yeah he picked up *some* Spanish due to possible illegal activities

Took advantage of the free chips and salsa

Ordered steak fajitas

Sung and danced with the band

Yeah he was kind of drunk

Wore the title of "El Mamon" proudly without knowing it can be translated to "Idiot" in Spanish

"No te preocupes, yo te cuido" (Dont worry I'll take care of you)

Got his and your meals taken care of by the end of the night

The people hope to see El Mamon [affectionate] again, he's always welcome

Levi:

"Hola! Mi nombre es Leviathan!" (Hello! My name is Leviathan!)

Wanted to impress you so he refused to have you help him

Just pointed at something at the menu

"Por favor!" (Please!)

"El especial es muy picante...seguro que lo quieres? '...si!?' " (The special is very spicy...are you sure you want it? ...yes!?)

Was confused when they brought a crowd with his food

Held back his tears while he ate El Diablo Fuerte burrito challenge

"Mm..so...good..."

Passed out after saying that

For once, Levi's embarrassing scene made Lucifer feel better

Satan:

"Si, tamales por favor." (Yes, tamales please.)

Also a little fluent but not like Mammon

Practiced his Spanish with you, it was pretty cute tbh

Could practically eat from Lucifer's bitter energy alone

Learned to flirt with you in spanish

Took a chance and danced with you

Smirked at Lucifer while dancing

Asmo:

"Hola!" (Hello!)

Only the most basic of Spanish words

Wasn't shy to admit he needed help with the menu so you sat very close and translated

Worked extremely well in his favor

Levi shot daggers at him while Lucifer continued sulking

Ordered a carne asada quesadilla platter

Posted an unconscious Levi on DevilSnap

Him and Mammon made the place livelier than usual

Ended up dancing and flirting with the server

Got his entire meal for free

Beel:

"Dame todo. 'Que?' Todo." (Give me everything. 'What?' Everything.)

Ron Swanson™️ energy

It's the only Spanish he ever needs when ordering so he gets by every time

Happily shared a little bit of everything with you

Upset that Belphie got in the way of spoon feeding you some churro ice cream

Finished Levi's burrito with ease

Asked the server for seconds

His bill paid for the restaurants rent for the month

Got a little jealous of everyone dancing with you

Yes he made his move and got his chance

Was the one to carry Levi back to the hotel

Belphie:

"Ayudame?" (Help me?)

Can actually navigate the menu on his own

He's use to it because of Beel

Wanted the same experience you gave Asmo

Which he got (much to Lucifers dismay)

But he ordered himself when the server came

"Horchata y birria tacos por favor." (Horchata and birria tacos please.)

Horchatas his favorite drink. I will die on this hill

You asked "Belphie do you actually know some spanish?"

" I just said I needed help. I never said I didn't know."

Was the one to tell Mammon to call himself El Mamon

Lucifer and Levi lost this one. 😔 What adventure will we go on next? 🤭

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[latinotiktok]

Propaganda:

Chell

-‼️ y muerte a los que la dibujan blanca !!

Chell de portal - vi que alguien mas dijo chell y son completamente correcto. Y MUERTE a los que la dibujan blanca !

Comments on the VS KARKAT showdown:

"WHO FUCKING GIVES A SHIT ABOUT KARKAT THE PERSON THEY USED AS A REFERENCE MODEL FOR CHELL IS LITERALLY BRAZILIAN !!!! HER NAME IS ALESIA GLIDEWELL HERES A PICTURE OF HER DRESSED AS CHELL !!!!!"

lpm si chell la modelaron a base de uma brasilera PQ LA BLANCASIFICARON. PERDON LA VEZ Q LA DIBUJE COLORPICKIE DEL MODEL SHEET COMO UNA PELOTUDA. DIOS NUNCA ME VA A PERDONAR. AWANTE CHELL BRASILERA LOKO

Nicholas D. Wolfwood

-Nicholas D Wolfwood because he looks like my dad (mexican), he's catholic, his life's purpose is to protect children (against the church), and he's got eldest daughter syndrome. He doesn't want to be doing any of this he's someone's older brother who's working 3 jobs to pay his family's mortgage. Eldest of thirty. In canon forced to take care of his younger foster siblings.

-Wolfood y leorio porque son dos morenazos tetones

-Nicholas D. Wolfwood aka el Nicolás Villalobos. Lo tiene todo. Catholic guilt. Homosexualidad reprimida. Problemas emocionales. Energía de hermano y primo mayor. Tits out guns out. Escucha Chayanne mientras va en moto me lo dijo él mismo

-WOLFWOOD FROM TRIGUN. WHY - THE MEXICAN CATHOLIC SWAG OF IT ALL.

-Nicholas D Wolfwood (Trigun)El chabón tiene todo para ser latino. Morenito, con traumas católicos, canchero, esa nariz que denota que no es un blanco cualquiera ❤️

-el don nicolas de trigun 199algo. solo miralo.

-nicholas d. wolfwood ya todos sabemos por que, este blog completo tiene posts de por que. el tipo es ecuatoriano/colombiano vamos ptm. (imagen del perrito wolfwood que dice te quiero mucho latinoamerica)

-nime (2023) Anime (1998) Manga KANJI ニコラス・D・ウルフウッド ROMAJI Nikorasu Dī Wurufuwuddo ALTERNATE NAMES Reveal DEBUT Episode 4: Hungry! APPEARS IN Trigun Stampede RACE Human, genetically modified VOICE ACTOR JP: Yoshimasa Hosoya EN: David Matranga STATUS Reveal FAMILY Reveal MORE We're nothing like God. Not only are our powers limited, but we are sometimes driven to become the devil himself. NICHOLAS D. WOLFWOOD Nicolás D. Wolfwood de Trigun. ¿Es un pedazo de carne Y es Católico? TIENE que ser Latino no hay de otra!

-nicholas d wolfwood de trigun maximum por que lleva con el una cruz gigante y tiene tetas grandes 🥰

-Nicholas Wolfwood nomás porque es un moreno que está bien pinche guapo!!! Aparte las tetas que se carga son un patrimonio de Latinoamérica

-Nicholas D. Wolfwood, because he's the perfect man & I love him. I'm sure there's more lmao I can't think of anything good rn it's so late. I just see other people adding him & I want to up our chances of getting him in the poll

[cobrasx]

HEEEEY!!! ✺◟( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)◞✺

I'm a little embarrassed to send my question but I really want to interact JAJSJAKSNS

• Why do you like DTMG?

• Can you make a top 3 of your favorite characters?

¡¡¡¡I love your content!!!!

HOLI HOLIIIIISSSS!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOPPPP im literally SHAKING rn HELP I LOVE YOUR CONTENT!!! dude ive been meaning to interact w you too, but omlllll I GOT SCARED LMFAO "SMOOTH" N "SAUVE" ARE NOT IN MY VOCAB N REAL TALK UR JUST SO COOL DAWG 😭💯💯 i also speak spanish, pero no creo q se suficiente para mantener una conversacion completa. es q no quiero sonar tan gringa-- como que se me va el avión al abrir la boca AJJAJJSJSAJAASHSX pero si lo se leer muy bien! no te sientas obligada a enviar cosas en ingles, sientate comoda en escribir en el idioma q quieras <3333

reasons why i like dtmg well UHHRRRRRRMM i quite fancy its missed potential ehueheuhrurhur WAIT LMAO LIKE,,, my fondness for the series stems from what could've been, and as for whats already there, i think its just something i can vibe w. truthfully, bjc is what really got me into it, but what keeps me attached is his bond with spencer. i think what they have is special, and ive always adored that kind of friendship where shit just kinda happens, but you n bro just gotta thug it out. you can be at your worst and there'll b someone who can just see through all that and accept you. doesnt mean theyll always agree with you, and sometimes it feels like they gotta put up with you, but they stay. i feel that way with dtmg in a way LMAOAOA

dtmg is very hit or miss w it's humor, but i can't even complain cuz when it's just me n her, dtmg is the funniest bitch in the club <333 ill laugh at literally everything, but dtmg just happens to have that SAUCE. that, and its poor executions sometimes; like sometimes a character can say smth in a certain tone but they're animated to a completely different vibe and that shit just takes me the fuck out. reading too much into it sends me, and just sitting there enjoying the ride blasts me off into orbit. my humor is so ass, but it's great that i can be that vulnerable w a show :3

SHE SAID WHATS UR TOP 3????? STIMMING AND SKIPPING IM STIMMING AND SKIPPING

IMMMMokayokayokay

SO!!!COMIN IN AT NO.3 !!!

MISS BLAH BLAH?!?!!?

. i love me a woman with short blue hair and pronouns <333 AHHHSHAHSHHH i hate how there's so little screen time for her,, like she doesn't even say a WORD, but her impact is so huge she stole the show for me like DUUUUUDE. i like to think that she's one of the only ppl to see billy for all his flaws. i LOVE that feuding with him makes her so happy cause she KNOWS she's getting on his last nerve. i LOVE that bjc feels threatened and offended enough by her to drop several diss tracks ALL to her name. i LOVE that in a world where billy can end careers at the snap of his fingers, shes REMAINED relevant annnnnd looks to be enjoying her celebrity status thru n THRU LIKE OH MY GODDDD IIII LLLOOVVVEEEEE!!!!! AND BJCs STILL MAD YEARS AFTER HIS OWN PASSING MAAAANNNNNEEE HOW CAN U HATE HER IF SHES ON YOUR MIND??? LORD IK SHE A BADDIE,, STAY PRESSED GRAHHH 💙💋

NUMBAH TWO??? YKKK ITS GOTTA B OUR MANNNN

BUCK

. the chillest mf there is. funny asf, a total nerd maximum geekage (i see them pins bbg), ik he rockin it w the lgbtqs, AND a successful businessman with total wi-fri OWNAGE. a fucking DIVA. a fucking LEGEND. the intercom that suspiciously sounds like the 14 year old that frequents the place says free fish tacos for every flyer RETURNED? and his response is "sure, what the hell" yesss YESSS MY KIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG. REAL KING SHIT. YOU SAW THEM HEELS TOO?? I KNOW U SAW THEM. OUR BOY FRESHHHHH. OUR BOY FLYYYYYYY AND THATS 'CAUSE HES THE GOAT‼️‼️‼️ THE 🐐🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

NOW FURST??? U KNOW I HADDA U KNOWWON

BOBBY

. i think he's pretty tragic as a character; about as tragic as a character can b in dtmg LOLOL!! i like it when ppl r against bjc, and w their own valid reasons. bobby was just a fan who wanted to be like his idol, and in the process he ended up neglecting his own identity to fit the bjc standard. bjc rly set himself up for failure, and i love it when he faces the repercussions of his own actions. billy can't stand to see someone one-up him at his own game, and bobby being so good at being a ghost in such a short amount of time-- YUHHRRRR god that makes me so proud of him. when bobby is great, it's not at the expense of others, and he never showed any signs of intentionally making billy feel bad abt his lack of expertise up until the end of the episode. even then, bobby was never an antagonist for the fun of it. he was able to see the toxicity that billy beared, and i find that him saying "billy's somewhere he can't say mean things about people anymore" speaks volumes for his character. word choice here, "people" instead of the personal "me". he's vile, spiteful and tried to replace billy. he's so FUN. a butthurt and emotionally immature guy, but that's what i find so fascinating. LIKE CHAT THIS ALL COULDVE BEEN A NARRATIVE BEAT

THIS WAS SO FUN!!! thank you for this, i had so much fun talking abt these goobers. hearing from you is always a pleasure pan!!!! KEEP AN EYE ON UR INBOX <33333

[chiaraav]

tu piensas que ninguna corporacíon ianqui tienes ojos en tu reservas naturales de gas y petroleo, tu piensas que no hay necesidad de asegurar soberania nacional, quieres con todo corazón acabar como argentina

lol siquiera sabes algo de mí o de mi país? lmao

En primer lugar, no es una corporación "ianqui" a la que interesa los recursos del país, es el gobierno de los disparos unidos, no nos hagamos los huevonea.

En segundo lugar, por qué piensas que solo los "ianquis" pueden realizar imperialismo económico? Porque déjame decirte que los que actualmente tienen el ojo en los recursos del Perú y que están comprando el país pedazo a pedazo no son ellos, sino los chinos y no, no es sinofobia, racismo ni nada, es la realidad objetiva, nuestra luz está a cargo de una corporación china, varias de nuestras plantas eléctricas fueron creadas con capital chino, varias de nuestras minas también están a cargo de los chinos y actualmente se está terminando un gran mega puerto con capital chino para que se puedan llevar nuestros recursos prácticamente gratis y nuestro gobierno no hace nada.

Así que no queride, actualmente no me preocupan tanto los "ianquis", me preocupa más el gobierno chino que poco a poco se está apoderando de mi país. Aunque para ser 100% honesta, disparos unidos siempre será una preocupación.

Ahora, lo que no entiendo es por qué ustedes mal llamados izquierdistas piensan que si andamos en contra de gobiernos corruptos de izquierda es porque somos de derecha?

Porque si soy 100% honesta me parece una idea muy cerrada de mente pensar que es así. Yo solo puedo opinar sobre mi persona y lo único que puedo decir es que no me considero una persona con alineación política.

(Ojo, no quiero decir que soy una persona apolítica, la mera idea de que alguien se considere de esa manera significa que es ignorante sobre el tema debido a que el ser humano es un ser político por excelencia, si vives en una sociedad tienes opinión política, punto)

Creo que tanto la izquierda, la derecha y el centro tienen demasiadas fallas, los de derecha mucho más por obvias razones. Pero si tuviera que alinearme a alguna de esas tres, podría decir que tengo más tendencia a seguir los ideales de la izquierda.

Porque te tengo una noticia causa, ser de izquierda o tener tendencia a la izquierda no quiere decir que vas a estar chupándole los huevos a un dictador que lo único que quiere es dinero y poder, no es estar chupándole los huevos a alguien que encarcela a todos sus opositores incluyendo niños, no es estar chupándole los huevos a un gobierno sanguinario que ocasiona que más de 8 MILLONES de personas tengan que huir de su país.

Para mí cuando entra un dictador se acaban las izquierdas, las derechas y los centros, porque una vez que entra un dictador ya solo hay dos lados: el gobierno dictatorial y el pueblo que resiste.

(ahora, si tú crees que Maduro no es dictador apesar que es extremadamente obvio, entonces ya no tengo nada que decirte porque jamás cambiarás de opinión, lo único que puedo decir es esta frase tan hermosa que la vida nos dejó: no hay peor ciego que el que no quiere ver)

Me parece muy estúpido hablar de qué es peor cuando hay gente que está sufriendo y para mí eso lo más importante. A mí no me interesa a quien apoyes tú o tu ideología, para mí el mundo no es blanco o negro, para mí que alguien piense un poco diferente no lo hace inmediatamente mi enemigo.

Porque ni siquiera hablo de gente que piensa completamente diferente, yo jamás podría juntarme con alguien que cree que la derecha o ultraderecha es lo mejor en esta vida, jamás! Pero no puedo culpar a las personas que deciden alinearse momentáneamente con la derecha porque prefieren tener un plato en su mesa en vez de morirse de hambre y ser perseguidos, no puedo culparlos por votar por la derecha por el simple hecho de que querían un cambio.

A ti que te encanta mencionar a Argentina, sí sabes que no todos los que votaron por el hijo de puta de M*lei lo hicieron por convicción, verdad? Argentina tuvo muchos gobiernos de izquierda que los llevaron a la ruina, el estado actual de Argentina no es por el actual presidente, es algo que se viene arrastrando y sí, probablemente también tiene que ver con algún gobierno de derecha, pero cuando la izquierda entró prometiendo que iban a mejorar todo no solo no lo hicieron sino que lo empeoraron, por eso las personaa votaron por el hdp, no todos creen en él pero era su oportunidad de cambio y sí probablemente también los va a arruinar, el tipo es una persona de mierda! Pero la gente estaba cansada y su voto fue reaccionario, y cuando le toque salir, si es que el loco de mrd decide no hacerse con el poder, probablemente van a votar por la izquierda otra vez! Una vez más, es un voto reaccionario.

Me preocupa que pienses que un gobierno es bueno por su ideología política, yo soy peruana y te puedo decir que no importa qué, los gobiernos han sido una mierda y lo seguirán siendo porque necesitamos una reforma política y sí, la derecha ha lastimado mucho a mi pobre país, pero no han sido los únicos, la izquierda también lo ha sido, mira nomás los últimos dos presidentes en mi país: una izquierdista que se vendió a la derecha por poder y un izquierdista que era utilizado como un títere por otro izquierdista que está procesado por corrupción y arruinar una región en mi país, ah y este último presidente intentó realizar un golpe de estado que duró como dos horas porque los militares le dieron la espalda y no porque los militares fueran incorruptibles, sino porque siguen cargando la vergüenza de haberse alineado con la dictadura de Fujimori en los 90 (esta si fue una dictadura de derecha para que no piensen que le tiro solo a la izquierda).

Y estos dos no hubieran llegado al poder de no haber sido porque la mayor contrincante era Keiko Fujimori, no solo derechista, sino que también hija de un dictador, y cuando está perra no ganó en el 2016 y su partido político obtuvo la mayoría en el congreso decidieron hacer añicos al país, pero entonces Sophia, si es tan mierda y la hija de un dictador por qué la gente sigue votando por ella?

En parte porque la gente en el Perú le tiene miedo a la izquierda, especialmente dos grupos izquierdistas que durante 2 o casi 3 décadas mataron a aproximadamente 600,000 personas, probablemente más pero muchas personas siguen desaparecidas. La otra razón es porque a pesar de ser una persona de mrd que mató mucha gente, realizó un golpe de estado, esterilizo forzadamente a mujeres campesinas, robó millones y muchas cosas más, el dictador Alberto Fujimori hizo dos cosas que no hizo otro presidente: 1) se acercó a las comunidadea más alejadas y los apoyó creando programas y carreteras que los comunicaran con el resto del país, y 2) fue el único que le hizo cara al terrorismo y eliminó todo lo que pudo y sí, este terrorismo fue perpetrado por esos dos grupos de los que hablé con anterioridad.

Sendero Luminoso y el Movimiento Revolucionario Túpac Amaru (MRTA) fueron grupos políticos de izquierda que prometieron a la gente de los estratos sociales más bajos que los iban a ayudar, que iban a hacer una sociedad donde todos fueran iguales y que los ricos pagarían todo lo que han hecho hasta ahora, suena familiar? Al final todo eso fue una mentira, o tal vez no mentira, solo no dijeron sus verdaderos planes: dinamitar la clase baja y subir. Los primeros en ser asesinados fueron las personas pobres y sí, eventualmente llegaron a clases más altas, pero los que fueron brutalmente asesinados fueron gente pobre, gente campesina que no se metía con nadie, cuando sabían que los estaban buscando se camuflaban con estas personas y si alguien por miedo a que los militares los confundieran y los mataran decían quienes eran los terroristas, los mataban a ellos y a sus familias, a veces incluso a comunidades enteras.

Por eso los peruanos le tienen miedo a la izquierda y todo esto es relativamente reciente, el último gran atentado fue la toma de la embajada de Japón en el año 1997, 27 años atrás y si bien muchos de nosotros éramos muy chicos o no habíamos nacido, todos tenemos al menos una historia de terror donde alguien, familia o amigo, murió o casi muere, repito TODOS en el país tenemos una historia.

Por eso yo jamás voy a creer completamente en la izquierda, porque al igual que la derecha han demostrado ser unas mierdas, al final lo que les importa a estas personas es el poder, nada más.

A mí no me vengan con huevadas por favor, viví durante algunos de los peores momentos de mi país, estuve durante las diversas protestas en mi país donde me tiraron bombas lacrimógenas y me cayeron palos también, al menos sobrevivi. También estuve compartiendo información sobre las protestas en Venezuela, Colombia y Chile además de las de mi propio país, sí sabes algo de estas verás que han sido contra gobiernos corruptos sin importar la ideología política.

Porque, una vez más, a mí no me importa la supuesta ideología que sigas o la supuesta ideología del gobierno en turno (al final la verdadera ideología de los gobiernos son el poder y el dinero) a mí me importa la gente, lo que viven en su día a día y lo que los hace sufrir, no importa si es la derecha o la izquierda.

[astrofhobia]

Son las 4 de la mañana y hay un pequeño porcentaje de alcohol en mí cuerpo ahora mismo.

Técnicamente, no estoy alcoholizado. No lo estoy realmente, no puedo romper las leyes y me da miedo hacerlo de todos modos. Pero descubrí recientemente que la bebida que estoy tomando ahora mismo tiene un porcentaje de alcohol preocupante.

Estaba aburrida y simplemente me puse a leer los ingredientes de la bebida, al parecer, no marca en el diseño que tiene alcohol, es algo bastante estúpido, sabe bien, es de mango. Me gusta mucho el de fresa también pero descubrí que sí tiene fruta natural. ¿Ustedes sabían que soy alérgico a la fresa? Bueno, supongo, siempre me termino enfermando cuando como esa fruta, pero me gusta mucho, entonces, es un precio que acepto en algunos casos.

Eh, ¿Qué más decir? Estoy escuchando la canción “El triste” del mismísimo José José. Perdón, ya entré en mi papel de papá divorciado… ¿Ustedes donde escuchan música? Yo uso Muzio Player porque no tengo dinero para mantener una membresía de Spotify (Soy pobre y aparte de latinoamericana, déjame en paz) En fin, ya cambié la canción, ahora estoy escuchando una que se llama “4:00 AM” de Taeko Onuki (No tengo ni idea de quién es pero me gusta la canción)

Me gusta jugar Skullgirls, mi personaje favorito siempre será Black Dahlia, esa abuela hermosa la cual generó un genocidio, ah, sí. La amo mucho, ella es perfecta. También juego Minecraft una vez cada que me acuerdo que lo tengo, por supuesto, de manera ilegal, no tengo dinero entonces tengo que recurrir a mediafire y apks (probablemente mi teléfono ya tenga algún virus instalado, no lo sé)

¿Sabían que estoy pasando por el bloqueo artístico más grande hasta ahora? Bueno, el segundo, el primero duró dos años o algo así, no recuerdo muy bien. Mi primer fandom al cual le hice dibujos fué Slendytubbies (Lo sé, merezco sus mejores insultos) ustedes, no saben lo que fué esa etapa, ese fué mi pasado oscuro, mi evento canónico, mi momento gacha. Por cierto, esto fué la primera cosa que hice en digital, obra de arte, diría yo.

Maldición [😭], Quiero arrancarme los ojos ahora mismo. Pero oye, pude hacer obras muy asombrosas por eso, como estas de aquí.

This character does not belong to me. Credits for @/oddogoblino

Sigo orgulloso de esa cosa de ahí, es mi obra favorita hasta ahora. O tal vez porque adoro a Prince con todo mi corazón y es mi personaje favorito hasta ahora. Nadie lo sabe. De hecho, no recuerdo que haya batallado tanto haciendo esta obra, pero estaba aterrada por cómo podría salir al final, pero lo salvé.

Siempre salvó todo. Bueno, casi todo. Ahora mismo siento que soy lo más plano posible, realmente no he dibujado hace un tiempo, solo hago tonterías pero me demoro mucho haciendo esas tonterías. Por ejemplo, una obra completa me toma alrededor de dos horas, máximo tres horas. Pero ahora mismo hacer la más simple línea me puedo demorar hasta 40 minutos. No sé qué está pasando por mi cerebro.

Los únicos a los cuales les muestro mí “arte” ahora mismo es a Odd y Husky, literalmente. También, me dí cuenta que soy la persona menos comunicativa de este planeta, mis mensajes simplemente se basan en “Oh” Adorar el arte de Husky y hacerle el mejor ciberbullying a Odd. (perdón Odd, no me ayudas a evitar el bullying en tú contra)

Ahora me pregunto, cuántas personas pueden leer esto sin necesidad de un traductor o cuántas personas se van a tomar el tiempo de traducir todo esto, sinceramente, yo no lo haría.

Me gustan las matemáticas, por ahora me encantan mucho las matemáticas. Quiero decir, no estoy estudiando ahora mismo pero me encantaba mucho hacer todo el proceso para despejar “x” o encontrar el volumen de un cuadrado o simplemente trabajar con la hipotenusa. También me gusta mucho la química, realmente, me gustó hacer todo ese proceso de redox y el balanceo por método de tanteo. Fuí la única persona de mí salón en sacar un 99/100 [Me confundí en el nombre de un elemento lmao] El profe me regaló el último punto. Creo, que la segunda calificación más alta fué un 64/100 o algo así. El mínimo para pasar un exámen de química, matemáticas o física era un 70, entonces, fué bastante asombroso ver a mi profesor revisar mí exámen y decirme que tener estás calificaciones eran motivo de celebración. (perdón, soy una nerd)

El también me dió muchas llamadas de atención (Se nota que me quería mucho) mentira, era porque solía llorar mucho en el laboratorio. Él realmente cree que tengo ansiedad y estrés, siempre me dijo que fuera al psicólogo pero la última vez que fuí, la estúpida me dijo (me gritó) que llamar la atención estaba mal y que podría despejar mi mente por el camino de Dios. No tengo nada en contra de la religión pero no es lo mío, no hice la primera comunión, desconozco del tema y realmente no me interesa. Ah, también le dije que mis últimos años de mi existencia no eran los mejores pero entonces comenzó con su pequeño cuento de decir que los adolescentes solo quieren llamar la atención y otras cosas bastante desagradables.

Creo que esa fué la única vez en mí vida que fuí al psicólogo (Lo odie)

Qué más, ahora se está reproduciendo una canción de Chalino Sánchez, creo que es la canción con la cuál se enteró que lo iban a matar, algo así. ¿Sabían que mí Y/N de Post-Mortem está inspirado en esta persona? Increíble referencia en realidad.

Estoy algo cansada ahora mismo. Siempre estoy cansada en realidad. No sé por qué. Supongo que no tener un propósito ahora mismo me está llevando a una tumba. Mi motivación está por los suelos y mi pequeño nerviosismo está en un punto muy alto.

Duele un poco mi pecho (Mentira, duele mucho) pero realmente no hay mucho que pueda hacer si estoy cansada. Hoy también lloré un poco, bueno, ayer, lloré bastante en realidad. ¿Qué me pasará?

En fin. ¿Cómo están ustedes? ¿Cómo se sienten?

[14carrotghoul]

2, 23, 28 for the end of the year asks!

2. Answered here!

23. THE most satisfying writing moment of the year

writing the song "miel" in and you can tell everybody felt like all my years of singing in my church's choir and writing gay fanfiction led up to that moment lmao I still can't believe I did that and that it turned out GOOD? Like the layers??? The religious references?? Like who is she and what do I have to do to be able to write like that all the time???

28. If this were an awards show, who would you thank?

i don't think there's a singular person I'd thank as much as the whole rwrb fanfic community bc it has seriously been such a fun time engaging with everyone old and new and it makes me want to put words out there that make y'all feel good in return!!! I think it's very special that we all came together over a book/movie that has such a hopeful depiction of love and it makes me so happy to write those two idiots in love over and over and over!!!!

AND a special shout-out to anyone that has commented in Spanish (especially on dejame ver como es que floreces but also my earliest fics) bc those first few comments in spanish really truly boosted my confidence so much as someone that has tried to make Alex feel more authentically mexican-american in my fics!!! los quiero mucho y los agradezco con todo mi corazoncito!!!! <3

anyway idk if this last question was supposed to be 2024 specific but that's who I'd thank!!!!

[huevo-rojo]

una frase por día | viernes, el veintiuno de junio

hoy, me desperté muy tarde (alrededor de la una) porque pospuse mi alarma muchas veces. comí el desayuno y vi una parte de una película (pacific rim) con un amigo :) por ahora, la película es muy divertida e interesante. ¡me gustan muchos de los personajes!

mi mamá ha estado enferma entonces cuidé de ella. (su enfermedad no es muy mala, pero pienso que es demasiado complicado explicar en español y también no quiero decir todo el internet sobre la enfermedad de mi madre, lmao)

cosas hice practicar/aprender español:

un par de lecciones de duolingo (racha de dos días)

escribí este post

jugué pokemon shining pearl en español por cinco minutos porque estaba cansade

inglés bajo:

a phrase a day | friday, june 21st

today, i woke up very late (around 1pm) because i snoozed my alarm a bunch of times. i ate breakfast and watched part of a movie (pacific rim) with a friend :) so far, the movie is very fun and interesting. i like many of the characters!

my mom has been sick so i took care of her. (her illness isn't very bad, but i think it's too complicated to explain in spanish and i also don't want to tell all of the internet about my mom's illness, lmao)

things i did to practice/learn spanish:

a couple of duolingo lessons (2 day streak)

wrote this post

played pokemon shining pearl in spanish for 5 minutes because i was tired

[i-love-pink-and-miss-my-dogs]

Si esto puede ser un detonante por favor solo bloquéenme 🗿🦾🎀 // if this is tr1gg3r1ng just block me plz or let me know so I can overthink about it and delete it lmao

La verdad sólo quiero que este blog sea como mi diario para poner todas las tonterías que pienso (sobre todo cuando hago 4yun0s) // tbh I just want to use this blog as a diary for myself to write the silly stuff I think about (specially when f4sting as I get really creative 🤪)

No quiero promover nada malo, estoy tratando de que todo esto sea saludable para mi. Literalmente amo mi cuerpo y todo lo que hace por mi pero solo quiero cambiar un poquito como se ve. // I don’t promote anything h4rmful, I’m trying to keep this healthy for me. I love my body and everything it does for me but I just want it to look a bit different

Hago entrenamiento de pesas y cardio y estoy tratando de preparar las comidas que se me antojen en lugar de comprar todo del supermercado jsjsjsjs // i do weight training and cardio and im trying to improve my cooking skills to stop buying processed stuff

Tengo 22 años y mido 1.63m por si les da curiosidad // im 22 and 1.63m(5’4ish) if u r curious and I’m bilingual as you can see lol

[peaceeandcoolestvibes]

She’s literally ********,, I left the group and she was like bRo wHy yOu lEavIng nOw? Because you’re a lazy ass bitch LMFAOOO

GRAN DÍA EL DE HOY 🫶🏽

The face is red for this idiot LMAO

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[adipfan450]

In this au Shuichi is a transman that's the reason why he can be pregnant lmao, I clarify this because I don't want the people think this is a omegaverse au (actually, I don't like the omegaverse thing :b)

I'm almost going to back to school *cries in Spanish*, I'm also doing another comic about this fanchilds au that I have but I don't even know when I'm going to finish it lmaoo

Ahora en español jshshahsha

En este au Shuichi es un chico trans es por eso que puede que quedar embarazado lmao, quiero aclarar esto por qué no quiero que la gente piense que esto es un au omegaverse (de hecho ni me gusta eso del omegaverse :b)

Ya casi voy a entrar a la escuela pipipi, estoy también haciendo otro comic de este au de fanchilds que tengo pero alch ni yo sé cuándo lo vaya a acabar lmaoo

[just-a-stupid-jas]

Quiero dibujar personajes de otras personas así que...

Durante este fin de semana estaré tomando peticiones para dibujar OCs en mi Ask Box, el Lunes se cierran y ese día es cuando empezaré a hacerlas. Solo eso, adiuuu

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I want to draw other people's characters so...

During this weekend I will be taking requests to draw OCs in my Ask Box, they close on Monday and that day is when I will start doing them. Just that, cyaa

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Puedes rebloguear esto si quieres o lo que sea lmao

[fairysluna]

quiero la del cregan directors commentary fr

Okay, idk how to actually do this so I'm just gonna write some stuff that came into my mind while writing both parts lmao (lo hago x ti🤍)

I guess you can read this as headcanons of what happens afterwards(? bc these are just my ideas about the characters and stuff. these are about 'keep you warm' and 'dragon's warmth'.

has a bit of smut (just a bit) so…

Of course at first reader doesn't feel love towards Cregan. I mean, she definitely thought it was a handsome and fine man, but nothing else. She only sees him as something she needs to gain something that will benefit her family, which is the North's support. She has her charm and beauty, and she knows how to use it. I think it is briefly mentioned in pt 2 (if not, then read this as if it was) that she uses the same methods with Aegon, because she manipulates men through sex.

However, in the second part we see that she eventually falls for Cregan. He's a gentleman, he's a sweetheart, and he treats her like a goddess. He worships her body, because she managed to steal his heart the minute he seduced him in the empty hall (pt 1). He treats her like a queen, and not only in bed, and she just loves the attention.

He loves to touch her, to fondle her body until she squirms. He loves burying his face between her legs, but overall he LOVES to bend her over any surface and breed her at any time until she's filled and dripping, and with her legs so shaky (bc the bastard also loves to overstimulate her) that he has to carry her back to bed excusing that 'she was indisposed and feeling unwell'. He would do his Lord business, and at night he would return to his chambers only to see her ready for him to fuck again; desperate for him.

Of course eventually they ended up having a bunch of children (i mean- duh), some of them claimed dragons but others claimed their own direwolves that became their protectors. With dragons guarding the North, there was no threat of rebellions or wars that threatened Cregan's claim as Warden of the North.