#A BJC LOVER EVEN

[cobrasx]

HEEEEY!!! ✺◟( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)◞✺

I'm a little embarrassed to send my question but I really want to interact JAJSJAKSNS

• Why do you like DTMG?

• Can you make a top 3 of your favorite characters?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOPPPP im literally SHAKING rn HELP I LOVE YOUR CONTENT!!! dude ive been meaning to interact w you too, but omlllll I GOT SCARED LMFAO "SMOOTH" N "SAUVE" ARE NOT IN MY VOCAB N REAL TALK UR JUST SO COOL DAWG 😭💯💯 i also speak spanish, pero no creo q se suficiente para mantener una conversacion completa. es q no quiero sonar tan gringa-- como que se me va el avión al abrir la boca AJJAJJSJSAJAASHSX pero si lo se leer muy bien! no te sientas obligada a enviar cosas en ingles, sientate comoda en escribir en el idioma q quieras <3333

reasons why i like dtmg well UHHRRRRRRMM i quite fancy its missed potential ehueheuhrurhur WAIT LMAO LIKE,,, my fondness for the series stems from what could've been, and as for whats already there, i think its just something i can vibe w. truthfully, bjc is what really got me into it, but what keeps me attached is his bond with spencer. i think what they have is special, and ive always adored that kind of friendship where shit just kinda happens, but you n bro just gotta thug it out. you can be at your worst and there'll b someone who can just see through all that and accept you. doesnt mean theyll always agree with you, and sometimes it feels like they gotta put up with you, but they stay. i feel that way with dtmg in a way LMAOAOA

dtmg is very hit or miss w it's humor, but i can't even complain cuz when it's just me n her, dtmg is the funniest bitch in the club <333 ill laugh at literally everything, but dtmg just happens to have that SAUCE. that, and its poor executions sometimes; like sometimes a character can say smth in a certain tone but they're animated to a completely different vibe and that shit just takes me the fuck out. reading too much into it sends me, and just sitting there enjoying the ride blasts me off into orbit. my humor is so ass, but it's great that i can be that vulnerable w a show :3

SHE SAID WHATS UR TOP 3????? STIMMING AND SKIPPING IM STIMMING AND SKIPPING

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SO!!!COMIN IN AT NO.3 !!!

MISS BLAH BLAH?!?!!?

. i love me a woman with short blue hair and pronouns <333 AHHHSHAHSHHH i hate how there's so little screen time for her,, like she doesn't even say a WORD, but her impact is so huge she stole the show for me like DUUUUUDE. i like to think that she's one of the only ppl to see billy for all his flaws. i LOVE that feuding with him makes her so happy cause she KNOWS she's getting on his last nerve. i LOVE that bjc feels threatened and offended enough by her to drop several diss tracks ALL to her name. i LOVE that in a world where billy can end careers at the snap of his fingers, shes REMAINED relevant annnnnd looks to be enjoying her celebrity status thru n THRU LIKE OH MY GODDDD IIII LLLOOVVVEEEEE!!!!! AND BJCs STILL MAD YEARS AFTER HIS OWN PASSING MAAAANNNNNEEE HOW CAN U HATE HER IF SHES ON YOUR MIND??? LORD IK SHE A BADDIE,, STAY PRESSED GRAHHH 💙��

NUMBAH TWO??? YKKK ITS GOTTA B OUR MANNNN

BUCK

. the chillest mf there is. funny asf, a total nerd maximum geekage (i see them pins bbg), ik he rockin it w the lgbtqs, AND a successful businessman with total wi-fri OWNAGE. a fucking DIVA. a fucking LEGEND. the intercom that suspiciously sounds like the 14 year old that frequents the place says free fish tacos for every flyer RETURNED? and his response is "sure, what the hell" yesss YESSS MY KIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG. REAL KING SHIT. YOU SAW THEM HEELS TOO?? I KNOW U SAW THEM. OUR BOY FRESHHHHH. OUR BOY FLYYYYYYY AND THATS 'CAUSE HES THE GOAT‼️‼️‼️ THE 🐐🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

NOW FURST??? U KNOW I HADDA U KNOWWON

BOBBY

. i think he's pretty tragic as a character; about as tragic as a character can b in dtmg LOLOL!! i like it when ppl r against bjc, and w their own valid reasons. bobby was just a fan who wanted to be like his idol, and in the process he ended up neglecting his own identity to fit the bjc standard. bjc rly set himself up for failure, and i love it when he faces the repercussions of his own actions. billy can't stand to see someone one-up him at his own game, and bobby being so good at being a ghost in such a short amount of time-- YUHHRRRR god that makes me so proud of him. when bobby is great, it's not at the expense of others, and he never showed any signs of intentionally making billy feel bad abt his lack of expertise up until the end of the episode. even then, bobby was never an antagonist for the fun of it. he was able to see the toxicity that billy beared, and i find that him saying "billy's somewhere he can't say mean things about people anymore" speaks volumes for his character. word choice here, "people" instead of the personal "me". he's vile, spiteful and tried to replace billy. he's so FUN. a butthurt and emotionally immature guy, but that's what i find so fascinating. LIKE CHAT THIS ALL COULDVE BEEN A NARRATIVE BEAT

THIS WAS SO FUN!!! thank you for this, i had so much fun talking abt these goobers. hearing from you is always a pleasure pan!!!! KEEP AN EYE ON UR INBOX <33333

[okasiya]

椎名林檎 – 丸の内サディスティック

Lyrics: Ringo Sheena / Music: Ringo Shiina / Tr: okasiya

Marunouchi Sadistic

My wages have have been on a track to nowhere since I got hired I love Tokyo but there’s nothing here for me

Won’t you get me a Ric 620? I don’t have ¥190,000 for it Ochanomizu

A bump of Marshall sends me flying, it’s a problem That’s how I reach climax every night I’ve got a single RAT as the tool of my trade Then Benji fills my lungs and I trip

Recently I’ve been playing cops and robbers in Ginza Even if you push boundaries, prosperity leads to decline Won’t you write me a receipt? I don’t have an accountant Korakuen

I want you to become a monk and marry me someday We’ll just play in the sheets every night I’d like to become the Pizza Guy’s Girlfriend Then Benji hits me with his Gretsch

Won’t you come for me under the stars? If I’m going home on the last train it’s from Ikebukuro

A bump of Marshall sends me flying, it’s a problem That’s how I reach climax every night I’ve got a single RAT as the tool of my trade Then Benji fills my lungs and I trip

I want you to become a monk and marry me someday We’ll just play in the sheets every night I’d like to become the Pizza Guy’s Girlfriend Then Benji hits me with his Gretsch

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I wish Tumblr made it easier to write footnotes!!!

This song is about the harsh reality of a struggling musician in Tokyo who finds escape in her love of music, framed by stops on the Marunouchi subway line. Kenichi Asai (called Benji by fans), the legendary frontman of Blankey Jet City, plays the part of a drug and an imaginary lover.

"The pizza guy's girlfriend" comes from a line in a BJC song, so SR is saying she wants to live in their music, not date a guy who makes pizza or work in a pizza parlor. This line is obscure even in Japanese but it haunts me how much it's been misunderstood by English-speaking fans.

I managed to pull a couple double meanings through but one line is absolutely impossible:

青 噛んで熟って頂戴

Phonetically, she's having public sex and asking her partner to orgasm. From the way she wrote it, it essentially says, "take a bite of the green fruit and let it ripen," speaking of her impatience to join the ranks of her musical inspirations, with a wink to her stage name.

[seronefada]

Billy Joe Cobra is Spencer Father

You people said you would like to hear the theory, so here it is.

I think BJC is actually the father of Spencer. I give you some points.

They say they inherit the place, even if they say they are distant cousins (seem strange, because he don't seems to like Spencer's parents).

But Billy would have in his will that everything goes to his son.

And if he didn't do his will, beacuse he was young and didn't think of die, logically everything would go to his Son. (and parents, if he did not cut them off in his will)

An other thing is that Spencer could just call the Zoo, to ask if he could get Billy's Pet. He don't need to get his parents on the phone.

Same thing with the Plane Spencer is just allowed to use that thing.

Why didn't Spencer know? There are three options.

Spencer does know but don't want to freak Billy out beacuse, he seems to have forgotten it due his Dead. (he also forgot his pet until something reminded him of her)

According to the age of the Crocodile, Billy must be dead from 5-10 years. He also could have the Pet after he gives Spencer to his Cousin. So maybe Spencer has no idea and Billy don't want to tell him beacuse he don't know how, so he is just trying to make Spencer happy and spends time with him.

Both don't know, but Billy has this strong affection for Spencer. And starts hanging around, always. Billy forgot it and Spencer just never knew.

And than there are people who says that they are in love. We actually saw Billy kiss Spencer in the Show, but I don't think that that is the way a Casanova pop-star kisses people he's interested in.

Billy seems to has many lovers when he was alive. So Spencer could be the child of a fan. Either something happens to the mother or she just gave the child to BJC because something (she don't want it/she thought Billy would be a great Dad/she was not allowed to have the Child , or what ever).

We don't know what caused Billy's dead. But if it was Madame X his crazy stalker it would be possible that he was afraid something could happen to lil'Spencer. And so he gave him to his cousin until the problem was solved. But he died and could not take Spencer back.

Could also be that he gives the child away because he thought he would be a terrible dad. And so gives it to some relatives who he knew they would not go to the newspaper.

They have similar body shapes and eyebrows, eyes and ears, hair is also pretty similar. I know that many people say that the Charakter design in the show is questionable. But they seems to have some similarities.

But if we look at the Wright's Spencer don't really seems to have anything from them.

Jessica on the other hand, has the eyes of her father, eyebrows of the mother, mouthshape of her father. And I think mom's eye color could also be green in some pictures, but I'm not sure.

Also it's strange that they say they are distant cousins, is Billy not having closer family, to give his money?

Also the Writh's parents don't seem so interested in Spencer, there clear favorite is Jessica.

[cobraghost]

STUDY; BJC & HIS HAIR

It’s no secret that BJC takes immense pride in his hair. He’s very precise about how it’s styled, his presentation of it always fluffy and voluminous, and looking as perfect as he can get it -- he loves to style his hair, and he loves to try out different haircuts. He’ll do anything he pleases with it. But the biggest no-no you could ever do -- besides tell him you’re leaving -- is touching his hair. Why is that?

Well, again -- it’s no secret BJC prides himself on his hair. So, it’s incredibly common for people to trying to knock him down a peg to touch his hair. Messing it up, pulling it, yanking it, or touching it in any way -- all without his consent. It’s a very easy way to dehumanize and humiliate him, and it happens way more often than you’d think. This was something that’s been going on since he was six -- it was a very common way for people to ‘put him in his place’ or get him to behave. It’s also something that’s a one way ticket out of sleeping with him -- if at any point during sex you touch or yank his hair, for any reason, he’ll kick you out of the bed and send you running.

To the day he dies, people still try to touch his hair to bring him down a peg, to ‘humble’ him and ‘get him in line.’ And he is not kidding when he says he’d snap someone’s wrist for touching it -- he’s done it before, he’ll do it again. You have to EARN the right to touch his hair in any capacity, even if you’re an eventual friend or lover. It’s not a trust easily given --- it can take months,. or years, for him to ever be comfortable enough to let others touch his hair -- even if it’s gentle touch. 

He doesn’t even care if you touch it on accident, or don’t mean to yank it. He will still raise hell. Don’t touch his hair. People often accredit his anger about this to being because of him being a diva, or ‘typical popstar bs’ but honestly, it’s a big trigger for him. It makes him dearly upset whenever you touch it because all his life, he’s only ever had others touch it to put him down. He’s thankful that being so tall when he’s an adult can help ward off that kinda behavior / touch, but some folks out there still try to disrespect that anyways. 

If you disrespect him, he WILL bite. Literally. He will sink his fang canines in you or slap your hand away, and make distance. He’d never openly explain why it bothers him to let his hair be touched in any capacity, though -- he keeps it under lock and key,both to keep up the perfect mask of his and because he does not know the words to express himself with. You’d have to witness it in action to see his discomfort. 

That being said ... he does actually like hair pats, and others HE TRUSTS touching his hair. As long as you’re pretty sensitive with it, and you respect his boundaries, he loves feeling fingers run through his hair, others styling it, etc. But that’s a pretty hard thing to get to be able to DO with BJC -- esp considering how dead set he is on keeping everyone at arm’s distance when he’s alive so he won’t get hurt. Alas, that’s a ramble for another time, but ... yeah.

So TL’DR? 

DON’T   TOUCH THE COBRA’S MANE WITHOUT HIS CONSENT. DON’T BE SHOCKED IF HE WON’T GIVE YOU CONSENT.  YOU HAVE TO WORK HARD TO EARN HIS TRUST.