#loretta rice

[sapphictumbleruser]

OH SHE IS GOING TO HAUNT THE FUCK OUT OF THAT NARRATIVE

[vortexclubreject]

all criticism aside, the new lis game is absolutely gorgeous n the character designs !!! hands down the most attractive ppl i've ever seen in a game

[nicefieldsfm]

[myleonenciso]

Max Caulfield

She is a professor at Caledon University and also works as a photographer. She suddenly awakens the ability of travel between parallel worlds, and uses it to uncover the truth behind a murder.

Safi Fayad

A friend of Max and Moses, she is a graduate student at Caledon University who aspires to be a poet. She is a bit of a joker.

Moses Murphy

A friend of Max and Safi, a graduate student at Caledon University studying stars.

Amanda Thomas

A bartender at the Snapping Turtle, a bar near Caledon University.

Vinh Lang

He is a graduate of Caledon University and currently serves as assistant to the president.

Yasmine Fayad

Safi's mother and the president of Caledon University.

Gwen Hunter

A professor at Caledon University and Safi's mentor.

Lucas Colmenero

He is a professor at Caledon University and his father is a famous author.

Diamond Washington

A student at Caledon College who aspires to be a film director.

Reggie Kagan

A student at Caledon College who is studying photography with Max.

Loretta Rice

A student at Caledon University who aspires to be a journalist.

Vince Alderman

A Vermont detective who suspects Max and Moses in a certain case.

[trupicamasncai]

i love her already 🫂

[whatsjulietslastname]

Look, I’m still wary about the new Life is Strange game, but I just wanna say something. No matter if the game ends up being a masterpiece or the worst game ever, the cast is so attractive. Like. Safi? Smash. Older Max? Immediate Smash. Moses? SMASH. Loretta Rice? (who tf chose that name help—) She sounds mean but I’m into that shit, smash. Amanda? (not sure that’s her name but hey) Looks cute, smash. Safi’s mother? Hella smash. Random and suspicious policeman? Looks like James Amber, meh, I’ll pass actually but that’s the only exception.

[liv4ripley]

if loretta isn’t queer, i’m gonna cry.

[jasper-dot-pdf-dot-file]

LIS:DE AS VAMPIRES!1!1!1!!1 giggles sjhsjs

[amber-jinx]

Ok guys it's confirmed that this is not Rachel Amber alright, it's Loretta Rice.

Thanks. No more fandom divisions and being disrespectful to RA.

[alastorsbookie10228]

hm, what’s this i smell?…. Alastor x Southern Belle reader headcanons? Yep, i do smell that.

(And btw, don’t be pressured to make this- have a good day.)

OH MY GAAAWD

ok so I'm gonna write this and cherish it for the rest of my days.

anywayyyyyy I present to you hungry hungry hippos (I love that game)

Alastor x Southern Belle reader

• Alastor himself was from the south, and his momma had a Southern Creole accent (in my opinion)

• He loved the way Southern women pronounced words, and how they have substitutes for any profanity

• After you had arrived at the hotel, and Charlie had giddily taken you in, he started to seek you out and speak with you, only to hear that angelic accent

• It didn't help that you dressed to his standards; cute checkered pattern dresses with small heels and a pretty little updo

• He absolutely adored you, and when he finally noticed he was falling for you....well, he wasn't surprised

• He has you read to him just to hear your accent. Whether it's books, the local paper, recipes, anything

"Could you read that again, dear?" he calls over his shoulder, and you hum in response. "three cups of rice." you respond, the ever-present accent thick on the "I" in rice. His smile widens slightly, small flashbacks of his mother saying the same word playing in the back of his mind.

• You love his New Orleans accent, and luckily enough, you only hear it without the radio filter. You could listen to his voice all day, and little do you know that the feeling is mutual

• You always join him on his little walks, often humming or softly singing a Dolly Parton or Loretta Lynn song. On a rare occasion, you'd even sing Reba

• He'll never admit it, but he could listen to you sing all day. You have just enough of that beautiful southern drawl to make you sound heavenly, and he often finds himself wondering what put you down here with the damned

• Maybe you get into a relationship, maybe you don't

[trickricksblog08]

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗶𝘁𝗺𝗼 𝗟𝗶𝘀𝘁: 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗪𝗵𝗼 𝗕𝗲𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗱 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮

Where They Go One They Go All

1. Hillary Clinton

2. Bill Clinton

3. Nancy Pelosi

4. John Podesta

5. John Brennan

6. James Comey

7. Maxine Waters

8. Adam Schiff

9. Hunter Biden

10. George W. Bush

11. Dr. Anthony Fauci

12. Huma Abedin

13. Bill Gates

14. Anthony Wiener

15. George Soros

16. Lindsey Graham

17. Mitch McConnell

18. Kevin McCarthy

19. Chuck Schumer

20. Kamala Harris

21. Robert Mueller

22. Mike Pence

23. Joe Biden

24. James Clapper

24. Lloyd Austin

25. Dick Cheney

26. John Kerry

27. Alexander Soros

28. Loretta Lynch

29. Andrew McCabe

30. Peter Strzok

31. Lisa Page

32. James Baker

33. Eric Holder

34. Tony Podesta

35. Susan Rice

36. Harry Reid

37. Paul Ryan

38. Debbie Wasserman Schultz

39. Sally Yates

40. Mitt Romney

41. Jerry Nadler

42. Klaus Schwab

43. Michelle Obama

44. Sally Yates

45. Andrew Cuomo

46. Herbert Raymond McMaster

47. Deborah Birx

48. Mark Zuckerberg

49. Nikki Haley

The17Letter

[jangillman]

This was written a good while ago but very pertinent......

Listen up. I did not pen this, however, I am in full accord with this:

WE THE PATRIOTS of the United States call for the investigation & adjudication of Chuck Schumer, George Soros, Maxine Waters, Al Green, Barack Obama, Hilary Clinton and Michael Moore for disruption of government, attempted overthrow without legitimate cause of a sitting president, and the destabilization of American society and economy for criminally-motivated political and financial gain. we also seek the investigation and removal of all CAIR members, a well known islamic threat to America, and all mosques in the united states, any group of islam harboring terrorist,weapons, any training camps committing crimes against the united states and connections to helping build training camps with terroristic intents to build armies to over throw our government. They must be investigated and closed down.

We also seek the investigation & adjudication of all others in acting and deep-state government as well as the corrupt "news" media-outlets complicit in these acts of fraud, slander and treason, including but not limited to Loretta Lynch, Susan Rice, John Podesta, Huma Abedin, Al Franken, Elizabeth Warren, Cory Booker and Nancy Pelosi.

These political criminals and others following the “Rules for Radicals” playbook are dividing America, delaying job growth and prosperity and jeopardizing our national security, at the expense of our income, our savings and retirement accounts, our freedom of speech, our ability to find a job, our safety, and our FUTURE. 

It’s time to send the “Resistance” to Iran, North Korea, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Sudan, or any country that actually has an oppressive government worth resisting. You live in America STUPID! Stop whining and count your blessings. George Soros will lead you off a cliff, as he has done in Hungary, Ukraine, and most recently Guinea.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! SHARE, PASTE and FIGHT BACK

[blueinkjpeg]

New characters in life is strange double exposure and what we know about them so far

Safi (Safiya Llewellyn Fayyad)

Max’s new friend at Caledon University. Very curious about Max and “what she’s hiding.” She dies at the beginning of the game and Max spends the rest of it solving and preventing the same murder. Her mother is the universtiy’s president. She’s an aspirational poet.

Moses Murphy

Safi’s best friend and professor at Caledon university. Astronomy professor maybe? Idk it’s in science. Max has the opportunity to talk with him about her powers and learn some scientific insight from him.

Loretta Rice

An investigative journalist who seems to have taken it upon herself to find out what happened to Safi. It seems like Max can choose to trust her or not. She is NOT Rachel Amber.

Amanda

A barista at the college’s local cafe. The narrator talks about a “new potential love interest for Max” when she appears on screen, where she hands some flyer to Max and Max responds “it’s a date.” Which could mean nothing.

Detective

The narration says that there is “a relentless detective who has Max in his sights” and then shows this guy flashing a police badge. Probs an antagonist getting in the way of Max and her illegal investigation.

Yasmin Llewellyn Fayyad

Safi’s mom, President of the university. Saved Max from freelance hell and offered her her current job.

???

???

Gwen (??)

???

There’s another character named “Lucas”, though we have no clue who that is. And I think that’s it?

[trupicamasncai]

WE KNOW SHE ISN'T Rachel Amber lol i hate being wrong

but, i think I'll lover her anyway

WE KNOW she's Rachel Amber and we also know that they'll be besties in another reality obviously

nothing can change my mind

[liv4ripley]

y’all, who tf is loretta rice & why does she look like rachel?? 😭

[triviareads]

What is your favourite Wedding Night scene?

I feel like it is such a popular trope for historical romances. I am curious hear your recommendations.

You know, I feel like I've read a lot more wedding night scenes but the more I think about it, most of my favorite sex scenes are very pre-marital lolol. But here are my favorites:

Historical:

Devil in Winter by Lisa Kleypas: The classic; it might technically be a wedding early-morning but Evie dreaming about a well demon fucking her and then waking up and realizing St. Vincent is going down on her is truly the stuff of great historical romance. That and St. Vincent feeling like he lost his virginity by the end (because Evie is That Great).

Fiona and the Enigmatic Earl by Grace Callaway: Listen I keep reccing this book for good reason. You'll never find a heroine as down and ready as Fiona and you'll never find a hero more shook (poor man was like "if she sleeps with me once a week I'll be happy) but fully willing to work with that than Hawk. Ft. the illusive nipple orgasm and very enthusiastic oral.

Hannah and the Highlander by Sabrina York: He's a biiiiiig man who's obsessed with his new wife but afraid he'll break her in two but that doesn't stop him from being a little too enthusiastic the first time (not that she's complaining) but then he's so guilty that he *tenderly makes love* to her immediately after (again, she's not complaining).

Marquess of Mayhem by Scarlett Scott: He may have trapped her in marriage as *revenge* but their (delayed) wedding night sex is objectively kinda great. BUT THEN it gets better when he has PTSD nightmares that night, she tries to comfort him, and he tells her "all he needs is her cunny" and then pulls a "whose pussy is this" line which they go at it a second time.

Lord of Scoundrels by Loretta Chase: Also a bit of a delayed consummation but Dain is another biiiiig man who's doesn't want intimacy and also deeply unconvinced of his own charms even though Jess is like "I love your ginormous hands and how you can probably pick me up with just one". It's a great heroine-forward seduction. Would recommend.

Also! I'd recommend checking out the Highland Guard series by Monica McCarty— I feel like at least one of them has a good wedding night (or delayed consummation.... maybe it's The Chief?)

Contemporary:

Mafia Darling by Mila Finelli: Fausto and Frankie have done everything by this point but that doesn't stop them from roleplaying "virgin being chased and taken by sleazy older man in the dirt" on their wedding night. Ft. the seminal masterpiece of a line, "my cock is saying hello to your pussy". It works, ok.

Unfortunately Yours by Tessa Bailey: It has everything you want in a contemporary romance marriage of convenience wedding night: He tenderly plucks rice out of her hair! They do that lift from Dirty Dancing! There's a fabulous blowjob scene and eating out scene!

Claimed in the Italian's Castle by Caitlin Crews: At this point she fully believes her new husband killed his prior six wives but that doesn't matter! He makes her play the piano, and then roundly seduces her in some remote tower in his ancient castello. Pure Harlequin excellence.