#lords of the ring

[vietsoul]

Jim Slade & Tom Katt Lords of the Ring, 2003 - Big Blue Productions, dir. Blue Blake

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! Lords of the Ring !

the rpg ? the collectible card game ? the videogame ?! I've no idea !

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[emmanuellececchi]

Dwarves headcanon... because why not?

So, I know that lots of people see dwarves-women as bearded but, when I was young and after reading other books than LOTR, my vision of the dwarves-women were "not bearded". I am trying to reconcile both but... it does not work very well...

Until this...

So, we know that there are far less dwarves-women than dwarves-men. And we also know that, either they're not interested in getting together or once they fell for a companion, it's for life.

So, what if, the few dwarves-women are wearing "fake" beard? Wait before jumping on me, wait. Listen. What if, they are very similar to their male counterpart and so, to avoid unwanted attention, they wear those "beards".

More than that. What if those beards are made with real hair from their male relatives and it is one of the duty of the male of the can to give their hair and help her. Those fake beards are classy, braided with pealrs and things (and there you tell me what's the point? well, all dwarves have very well groomed beard so the fake beard must be Class A).

More than that, the degree of attention given to those beard, by the male relative can even be a proof of how well they could take care of their companion.

I just imagine, all those dude, cutting their hair, working together, making those awesome fake beard.

So, yeah. That's my headcanon.

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

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[henry-fox-biggest-stan]

I have never once wished for Tolkien to still be alive as much as I do in this moment

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[that-catholic-shinobi]

Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

[shinraalpha]

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

[sindar-princeling]

Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do

[fabriziocarminati]

! Lords of the Ring !

the rpg ? the collectible card game ? the videogame ?! I've no idea !

Let's draw your wrestler! Join the art game !

[madame-helen]

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[sweetpondduckling]

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