#lords give me strength

[d3m0nic-sail0rsc0ut]

asmo just fucking asked me to third wheel a date with him and solomon. and he's MAKING me go since i need to "learn he's not a bad guy". (▼へ▼メ)

lords, help me because i'm going to kill someone. (╬ Ò﹏Ó)

[hetchdrive]

Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.

[sky-ham]

hi just recovering from seeing my blorbos in a teaser

[5mary5]

HUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH?!

OOÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSJDNSKXNDKDN

[kusanagihaku]

haku believes in you!! 💪

[celestie0]

head in hands i just wanna write a hospital au w gojo as an ER doc and yn as an ob/gyn resident and he constantly pesters her during her graveyard on-call shifts for consults on his patients just for an excuse to talk to her 😭😭😭 she’s like dude why are you running a 29 y/o male MVA by me??? im an OBSTETRICIAN. and he’s like uhhh what if i told you he’s pregnant. and she’s like 😐😐😐😐😐

ok but like all the other jjk men would be in it toooooo like choso as pediatrician, suguru as neurosurgeon, nanami as internal med, toji as janitor, sukuna as evil ceo of the hospital, shoko as anesthesiologist LIKE I WANNA WRITE IT SO BADDDDDD

[thiagodasilva]

I miss my family

[bb-eilish]

okay okay okay anakin being unbelievably manipulative and obsessive(not proofread)

-makes you his little stay at home wife

-he picks out your clothes every day, you need permission to go outside, use your phone, eat, all of it

-will 10000% restrict your access of going outside by yourself

-all so he can have his little wife at home, ready to be groped and fucked full whenever he pleases

-one time he came home late and drunk, you were obviously pissed off but that ended with him balls deep inside of you

-has strict rules and if you disobey him he’s going to punish you

-spankings, edging, overstimulation, maybe even a good ole time out

-omg one time your ex texted you saying he missed you and Anakin practically burst a blood vessel as he gripped the back of your neck and bent you over your couch, sent a naughty picture of you afterward to your ex with some very colorful words

-imagine the degradation and dirty talk omg

-“my pretty little wife, just waiting for me to get my hands on her” “my perfect fucking wife taking every inch of me” “My naughty little wife, you want me to punish you, don’t you?”

-makes you think you couldn’t survive without him and no one could possibly love you more “You know nobody loves you like I do” “you love me…don’t you?” “As your husband I do what’s best for you, you can’t do anything by yourself. I love taking care of my dumb little wife”

-your friends are worried about you but you don’t understand why, you enjoy being his wife and you enjoy following his orders

-so anakin says you can’t see them anymore, you accept because anakin knows best

-no locked doors, especially when you’re showering, he’s barging in and DEVOURING your pussy, like your legs are trembling and he has to hold you up with a firm hand to your stomach as he eats you out like he’s starving (which he is) god could you imagine “this is why we don’t lock doors, whenever I want this cute little pussy, i get it, understand?”

-unrelated but one time when he was fucking you, you squirted all over your sheets and he turned you around and pressed your face in it as he hammered into you

-you KNOW the breeding kink goes CRAZZZYYY

-makes sure to fill you up as often as possible “my little wife is gonna look so cute after i fuck a baby into her” “can’t wait to fucking milk you when i get you pregnant” “i’ll fuck a baby in you one after the fucking other”

-also has fucked you against every single square inch and piece of furniture in your apartment, nothing is unscathed

i’m sorry but i’m not bc toxic anakin is a DREAMMMM

i might do more of this because i have issues

[tired-biscuit]

naruto mounting you..... what if ifjhdis what if i fell to the floor— him all sweaty.. him trying to get even deeper and closer to/in you like it's possible.. and the sounds he'd make rigjt in ur ear omfgg he is literally incapable of shutting up!! just groaning and moaning telling u how good and nice u feel argfjkajdjs i need him now 🫥

right??! he’s panting in your ear, calling you a good girl, telling you to give him “jus’ one more, mhmm... c’mon, you can do it; i know you’ve got one more in ya… c’mon, sweetheart; cum f’me.”

he’s all praises and salty kisses pressed into your hot skin. and he’s just so big, too! heavy and strong and firm but gentle when you need him to be. cheeks pink, almost red because of the closeness and the way how sticky and warm and wet you are at the place where you connect; how lewd the sounds of it are whenever he draws his hips back and slams them right back in — hissing through gritted teeth, wanting more, more, more.

he’d be so greedy. and i also think he’d look sooo hot sweaty and with a look of actual focus sitting on his face. like, brow furrowed, eyes dark, teeth sinking into his bottom lip. he’s actually present, completely invested; that outrageously fleeting mind of his zeroing in on you and only you.

[plusvanity]

You know what they say about bass players 🔥 🍆

[meirimerens]

just inherited the earth. not too thrilled about it tbh.

playing around with some +5 years character designs concepts and headcanons...

[thefirstflowers]

i think we need to promise something to each other for when buddie becomes canon

and it's to not let them turn it into something ugly

maybe that sounds a little dramatic, but i think we all know better than to think that they'll all just up and leave once bucktommy breaks up. no, they'll stick around and try their hardest to make us miserable

and i think that's something that'll always make me a little sad when i think back on how we got to the finish line. how, if the writers had chosen anyone else for buck's first boyfriend or even just had him stay single after that disastrous bucktommy date, we could've had a nice little period of buck figuring himself out before buddie finally got together

but instead we'll get everything we've been waiting for for years while having to hear things like:

wow, they actually managed to bully tim into getting their way

and

tommy is exactly what evan needs, why are they making him be with eddie when he obviously doesn't care about him

and

evan was so happy with tommy, they're ruining their amazing love story..

when anyone who has actually watched the show and cares about these characters can see that them getting together would just be the natural conclusion to the years spent searching for something that they've already found in each other a long time ago

and look, i've always been particularly good at letting everything anyone has ever said get to me. i can't help it, it's just how my brain works. and i know i won't be able to avoid it completely now either. but i'll try my hardest, because i'll be damned if i let them ruin this for me

[nartml]

I get that THW was going for a sobering message of "sometimes you have to let people go" and "some friends can't stay forever", but it was hilariously unsuccessful.

It's still baffling to me, the amount of raving reviews calling it "the perfect ending".

Apart from the wild thematic inconsistencies, and the endless flaws with Hiccup's logic of "oh, yeah, I know that things have never before been this good for dragons, I know that Berk is living proof that even the most stubborn people can change their minds on dragons, I know that dragons thrive on companionship and love their humans, I know that good people exist, I know that I'm the instigator of a huge revolutionary period, butttttt..... because bad humans exist I'll lock away the entirety of the draconic population in a glorified underground cage, in the hopes that one day humans will stop being bad and learn to cooperate with the creatures that they question, or even forget, the existence of a measly decade after their disappearance. Magically.", this message plainly didn't fit.

Not just in a thematic context. I mean that it literally doesn't fit in this situation, and it doesn't fit the characters.

It doesn't even fit reality, because you have to let go of people for reasons. Some friends can't stay forever, for reasons.

Valid ones. Reasons like, you grew apart, you don't have shared interests anymore, they betrayed you in an unforgivable way, they're not good for you, they're not good to you, they died, etc etc.

Had any one of these happened? At any stage? The one thing you could, albeit pointlessly, argue is that they grew apart. That they outgrew each other.

Only that...they didn't? Did I miss something? Because Toothless flying away for, what, a day to spend some time with his love interest, is not outgrowing. Toothless finding romance does not mean that he and Hiccup grew apart.

And this isn't just about the Light Fury. I'm not discussing whether or not she's a good character (she isn't), and I'm not discussing whether or not she deserves Toothless (Ha, you're funny). Even if she were the absolute best, most perfect match for Toothless and a compelling character, it still wouldn't even remotely mean that he and Hiccup grew apart.

In fact, if you grow so far apart from your best friend that you can say goodbye to them forever, just because you found a new partner, then I really don't know what to tell you. (Except that you're probably not a good friend.)

Hiccup realizing that Toothless doesn't make him who he is, and doesn't define him, that he doesn't need Toothless in order to be someone, or even that he doesn't need Toothless at all, doesn't mean that he outgrew him. Not even slightly.

I mean, come on, I don't need the vast majority of people in my life. Arguably, I might not even need any of the people in my life. This doesn't mean I don't want them there.

This doesn't mean that I won't fight for them to stay right here, by my side.

Oh, look, how's that for a change? How about a movie where your friends refuse to leave you? Because that's what I want, and that's what How To Train Your Dragon deserved.

That's what Hiccup, and the rest of the Berkians, deserved. And that's what fit. That's what thematically fit, what fit reality, or at least the httyd reality, and what fit the characters themselves.

This movie treated the dragons as mindless pets, whereas in every other step of the way, they were treated as people.

Toothless isn't a just slobbery puppy.

Toothless is intelligent, curious, kind, understanding, funny, snarky and sarcastic, graceful, elusive, protective, loving, wary, and fucking loyal (plus much more).

I can't think of a character that has demonstrated as much loyalty and protectiveness as this guy.

And yet he was barely any of the aforementioned things in thw. He became unrecognizable.

All the dragons became unrecognizable, for no justifiable reason.

The final message shouldn't have been that your friends sometimes have to leave you, and that you have to let them go.

(The humans left the dragons just as much as the dragons left the humans btw)

It should've been that they'll fight tooth and nail to stay, even when the going gets tough, even when priorities shift, even when you tell them to go.

No matter how passionately you insist that caring for you is rotten work.

It's not to them.

[ofmd-ann]

Magical ✨ Source

[pealingpetals]

local villain finally takes a fucking shower

[devi1sange1]

SJM’s team rn: SHIT! People know we’re not releasing this book anytime soon and they’re starting to lose interest! What can we do!?

Employee 1: Give readers a small scrap of information about the next book. Literally crumbs of information. Just something.

Employee 2: A buzzfeed style quiz about who your fated mate is?