#lord garmadon ask blog

[lordofdestructiongarmadon]

If you're not available can I have your brother instead :3

... No. You cannot.

[lordofdestructiongarmadon]

I didn't think this had to be said, but, Wu is correct. Do not let your newborn infant drink tea. Ninjago library has multiple books on first time parenting. I advise you to get your knowledge on babies from that, rather than getting it from my brother.

what kind of tea do you recommend for my newborn infant son? i want to make a good first impression.

Please do not give tea to your newborn, I may be lost when it comes to children, but I have a strong reference point on why you should NOT do such a thing.

@lordofdestructiongarmadon Here is a father to answer your question.

[vinny-of-ngtv-news]

PET HIM PET HIM PET HIM 🫵🫵🫵

I must obey the verdict of the anons. I shall pet him. 🙂‍↕️

[empgarmadon]

Yo I come with taquitos ya want some -@asklordgarmadon

You know what?? sure!

[lost-memories-in-a-new-realm-au]

Does Lord Garmadon run into the other ninja at any point? Can you tell me what he thinks of them?

- 🔆

Lord Garmadon🦈:”Luh-Lloyd’s little ninja nerd friends?”

Lord Garmadon🦈:”they sure are a loud bunch….honestly a bit surprised Luh-Lloyd is friends with them with how quiet he is and how loud they are”

[spinjitzu-brother1]

you guys love me<33

guys i wonder if garmadon and wu were on the internet in the early two thousands, before garmadon's fall. imagine seeing garmadon's myspace account, posting about his Baby Son Who He Loves So Very Much one minute and then The Horrors the next

or seeing garmadon on tumblr. reblogging something about how he loves his wife and then going on a venom fueled rant about how his ipod broke again and it's his last straw, only to post a photo of him and baby lloyd three minutes later, rambling about how life is so good because lloyd just blinked at him and it looked intentional and that must mean that lloyd loves him

[zane-master-of-ice]

DNI (do not interact) LIST

if any of these are you, i kindly ask that you do not interact with my blog, or i will be forced to use drastic measures (the block button)

lord garmadon

members of the skulkin army

serpentine (the evil ones (especially skales))

robophobes

anyone who engages in bigotry, villainy or general evil doing

fredrik (you know who you are, and what you did!)

anyone else is welcome here, as long as you are kind!

[fungalittlefreak]

LEGO Ninjago Masterlist

okay chat, the masterlist is finally here >:) eventually when it hits its link limit, i'll make individual masterlists for each character that look prettier than this :T misc. categories are usually my answers to asks from my inbox that aren't necessarily requests.

heed my warning: This Is My NSFW Blog. These Are Exclusively NSFW Fics.

𝐋𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐝

Praise Headcanons

NSFW Headcanons (general)

Misc.

headcanon extension <3

does he have a mommy/daddy kink ? click the link to find out more !

he thinks about it sometimes.

𝐊𝐚𝐢

coming soon...

𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞

NSFW Headcanons (general)

Drabbles

sweetness.

Misc.

tickles !

𝐙𝐚𝐧𝐞

Misc.

kinkiest ninja :)c

𝐉𝐚𝐲

coming soon...

𝐍𝐲𝐚

Drabbles

Blue Dream

𝐏.𝐈.𝐗.𝐀.𝐋.

coming soon...

𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐧

coming soon...

𝐂𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫

coming soon...

𝐆𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐧

Lord Garmadon NSFW Headcanons

Young Garmadon NSFW Headcanons

Oneshots

taboo.

𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐢

coming soon...

𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨

NSFW Headcanons (general)

dragons rising headcanons

AO3 Exclusive

it's all about the game and what you flaunt

Drabbles

attention.

avoidant affection

Misc.

morro having a travel break ?

𝐒𝐤𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫

coming soon...

𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥

stoner headcanons (coming soon ?)

drugged sex ?? interesting implementation to their sex lives.

sexual orientations and preferences

[crosslizzshipper2026]

so my name is Addison

I mostly make stuff I luv because yes I can

I go by any pronouns(even male pronouns) but the ones that make me comfortable most is she/they

I’m 12-13 years old, my birthday is on July 2nd if anyone wants to wish me a happy birthday on that day

I’m a proud Texan🤠👍

also my fav ninjago characters from 1st to last is garmadon, Zane, Kai, general 1/olivia, nya, and lloyd

sorry Cole and Jay fans

Also the ships I’ll ship is vinndon(Vinny x garmadon) misadon(misako x garmadon), jaya(Jay x Nya), geode(cole x geo) and lloyrumi

I’m a lesbain and polysexual and I am a Christian(because my parents don’t know I’m Lesbain and polysexual)

I am open to drawing ur ocs in my style just don’t expect me to post it right away because half the time i forget to start the damn project

also credits are required for anything I make/give you also they’re required for anything related to my ocs and art too

my ask blog is @asklordgarmadon (this is my version btw)

also I’m adding my fav moots here so we have @willowkenshin1234 @zanezanezane123 @s1r3n1cdr4g0n and many others but those are to label a few (they’re fucking cool btw so id recommend u check em out)

I’m a proud self shipper myself and some of my f/os are here (main ones are in red)

green(rainbow friends)(no blue x green I ship em though) zane(lego ninjago)(no pixane please I already ship it) lord Garmadon(Lego ninjago)(no garmadon x misako please) Astro(dandys world)(no moonflower) sprout(dandys world)(no fruitcake please I already ship it), dandy(dandys world)(no dandy x canon please), vee(dandys world) kai(Lego ninjago), Callie(splatoon 2), general 1/Olivia(Lego njnjago movie), goob(dandys world)

and(some) name ideas I’m probably gonna do for some self ships are labeled here, they’re not final but it’s what I think

Sproson/addrout(I’m still working on the name), addidon(me and garmadon, still working on the name), addiai(me and kai), addane(me and Zane), callson(me and Callie, she’s still new to my self shipping blog), addstro(me and Astro, he’s silly), goobson(me and goob), livson(me and general 1/olivia)

My main fandoms are blue

So basically im a multi fandom creator I’m in a lot of fandoms but to lable a few I’m in dandys world, fnaf, Care Bears unlock the magic(good series btw),Lego ninjago and the lego movie(both 1 and 2), poppy playtime, maya and the three, raya and the last dragon(I loved that movie btw), doors, rainbow friends, splatoon 2 I’ll add/remove as I go along

My other socials are x, CapCut, Roblox and poly ai

users for each:

tumblr: your here fuckers👍

x: luna_theeclipse

Roblox: cupcakelav8

CapCut: addy_garmadon

poly ai: Zanes_metal_fatass

my Pinterest in case anyone cares: Imobsessed_withgarmadon

ibis paint: crosslizzshipper2025

Also community's are here

Anyways bye yall

[vinny-of-ngtv-news]

I can confirm. @empgarmadon was in fact as lost as you were.

I admit I was mainly just freaking out because ✨rent money✨ that would’ve been lost to repair costs, as well as ✨holyfatherofgarmadonyourwallisGONEimsosorry—✨

Also apparently there’s a snake infestation in the apartment complex/building. It might’ve been the birds that caused it, but I’ve encountered a few on my way up to my floor throughout the past few days.

for some reason Garmadon’s been adamantly refusing to go near the snakes.

But yeah. You should know about the infestation too, apartment anon.

@nightdrawsthings

Update on the wall situation! I talked to my neighbors (most nerve wracking conversation of my life tbh) and we worked it out. Apparently there's a bird nest in there??? Animal control's dealing with it right now and the repair guy'll get here tomorrow to fix the actual hole. Also Garmadon is very scary in person but I'm pretty sure he was as lost as I was.

-Apartment anon

HUZZAH WALL IS GETTING FIXED 🗣️🔥‼️

ya think it's a bird?

[lordofdestructiongarmadon]

Wu kissed Skales in the name of "a tactical distraction"

..I see.

[asklordgarmadon]

so is this what you humans call ‘tumblr’? It seems strange to be fair, I guess I’m open to be asked stuff

basically this is a garmadon ask blog and basically this is where u can ask garmadon whatever is on your mind and keep in mind I use purple to represent garmadon and I use original text to represent myself but yall are welcome to ask Lloyd and addy anything yall want too Keep in mind I do not tolerate any type of pedophilia and proship here asks like that will be reported after answered and I do not tolerate any type of donation asks I will delete those *sigh* sorry if I’m yapping much I’ll let yall be, adios

Edit: I also should mention now this is movie/march of the oni garmadon so anything outside of those please explain to me because I do not know much of garmadons lore I only know a part of movie garmadons lord

edit two; also this is ran by @crosslizzshipper2026

Also I tag @s1r3n1cdr4g0n because she’s fucking cool

[vinny-of-ngtv-news]

Yes, the FSM was half Oni half Dragon! Garmadons brother, Sensei Wu supposedly took up most of the Dragon genes, meanwhile Garmadon took up most of the Oni genes. And I'm wondering, what are these mannerisms he is showing? Oni wise of course. -❤🐍

oh wow. this does explain a lot though.

He does subtle stuff, like he makes a sort of growling noise when he’s annoyed, his ears flick when he’s surprised or uncomfortable, his tail lashes when he’s agitated, he’s just naturally destructive in general, etc.

Honestly I’ve gotten so used to most of it that it’s hard to remember what constitutes as “not normal behavior”

[spinjitzu-brother1]

____

this is a wip intro post, cause i realized i never.. made one for this blog.. lmao

incase it wasnt obvious, this is a roleplay account/ask blog!! this one specifically is for lord garmadon! theres no real set timeline for this blog as of right now (certain timeline specific things will be marked with a tag, ei #s1 or #crystalized) but alot of the older posts (from before this 'revamp') were set during/after crystalized. still, i will likely mention things from all over the show. also i will be incorporating headcanons.

this blog is just for fun so I can interact with more of the fandom. the rules for this blog are; keep it appropriate, don't be mean to anyone roleplaying, and If you send asks, I will answer them in character. whenever i am ooc i will format it like this, but likely this is the only exclusively ooc post ill be making. if you want to rp just @ me/send an ask! i will be interacting with a few different ninjago blogs, but dont feel obligated to reply.

my main blog is @bebackthen , if you want to message me over there

[pink0lamby]

finally made an intro. hello, my name is mimo :)

♔★ My name is Mimo, but if we're friends or mutuals, feel free to call me by a nickname! ⚀

♕★ I go by he/him pronouns only, you may call me "they/them" if you forget, but otherwise i use he/him ONLY ⚁

♖★ I'm a minor, do not privately interact with me if you are 18 or older (unless it's absolutely necessary) because it makes me uncomfortable, however I am okay with interacting publicly or being mutuals ⚂

♗★ I love writing, drawing, reading, etc. You can find me on AO3 under the name "my_escalaphobia" and I write in several genres. I also LOVE getting asks about my writing and special interests, or just asks in general! Feel free to send in asks but do not spam or send hate whether it's regarding me or someone else ⚃

♘★ I primarily use this blog, but i also run a side blog at @palestine-deserves-freedom that is all about raising awareness for Palestinian fundraisers and I'm currently working on creating an ask blog for Gregory Edgeworth, aka @the-rookie-attorney! ⚄

♙★ My current special interests/fandoms I'm in are: Ace Attorney, The Outsiders, The House of the Scorpion, and Ninjago ⚅

♔★ I have Autism Spectrum Disorder and struggle with social ques and take things extremely literally, please let me know if I make a social blunder ⚅⚀

♕★ Please let me know if I am exhibiting asshole behavior ⚅⚁

♖★ My "Ace Attorney" blorbos: Robert Hammond, Gregory Edgeworth, and Manfred von Karma ⚅⚂

♗★ My "The Outsiders" blorbos: Dallas "Dally" Winston, Keith "Two-Bit" Mathews, Sodapop Curtis, Darryl "Darry" Curtis, Johnny Cade, Steve Randle, and Paul Holden ⚅⚃

♘★ My "The House of the Scorpion" blorbos: Matteo "Matt" Alacrán, Tam Lin, Daft Donald, Justin "Mr. Alacrán" Alacrán, Senator Mendoza, María Mendoza, Chacho, and Cienfuegos ⚅⚄

♙★ My "Ninjago" blorbos: Lord Garmadon, Lloyd Garmadon, Nya Smith, Jay Walker, Zane Julian, Sensei Wu, The Overlord, Morro, General Cryptor, General Kozu, and Pythor ⚅⚅

Custom tags (will be updated as I make more)

Mimo's Life Choices- A tag I use when making posts about my life and the choices I make

Mimo's Secret Group Chat- A tag I use when posting about my two friends, @picolemon and @kork-the-fork (i love them <33) or posting screenshots from the group chat

Mimo Writes- A tag I use when posting about my writing

Mimo's Life Woes- A tag I use when I'm venting, when something unhappy happened in my life, or when I'm just not feeling great in general

My Art <3- Used occasionally when I post my art

My Cat <3/Mimo's Little Baby- Posts that include mentions of or pictures of my cat, who has the longest, most ridiculous name I've ever came up with lol

Mimo's Little Creatures- A tag I use when mentioning, talking about, or drawing my OCs

Mimo Bakes- A tag I use when I bake :3

[vinny-of-ngtv-news]

OH THANK THE MASTER (still not over the fact that he’s Garmadon’s father—)

Apartment Anon you are a LIFE SAVER

I’ll come get him now

Saw Garmadon again. He was eating pizza on the fire escape and I’m starting to suspect he’s the reason our side of the floor smells like pizza.

-apartment anon

OI VINNY @vinny-of-ngtv-news I THINK GARMADON CAME BACK

thank you apartment anon for your service and I'm sorry you have to deal with that (unless you like your space smelling like pizza? it's not a bad smell per se)