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eat toothpaste.

What kind?

*shoves a whole pack of jellybeans up Lloyd’s ass*

Lloyd:

(My art btw)

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WHATS UP LEGO PEOPLE I'M FROM THE REALM OF CANADA *cue beaver sounds and patriotism* HAVE SOME MAPLE SYRUP

MAPLE SYRUP?!

What is maple syrup?

*GASP!* have u never had maple syrup?!

N-no?

*LE GASP!!* MAKE HIM TRY IT NOW!

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I’m confused

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check out my beef with a turtle

what?

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*throws a frisbee at Lloyd*

what the fu-

*throws a whole ass rock at lloyd*

addy! *went after her*

HAHAHAH!

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*sticks a name tag that says Addy on the Nutella jar* 🪤

NUTELLA! *grabs it using her dark magic*

(It’s a element in my style of ninjago ok😭)

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*discreetly sets up a trap 🪤 with Nutella and a box and a stick*

I am not falling for this😑

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*gives Nutella*

try this

ok?

*steals the Nutella and runs*

ADDY! GET BACK HERE! *runs after addy*

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WHATS UR PROBLEM WITH UR EX WIFE?!

I really just hate her👍

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Vinny of ✨️NGTV News✨️

Or Misako

I hate my ex wife so Vinny it is

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what if a pedophile/proshipper were to interact with you garmadon?

WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THOSE PEOPLE!

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If women can get away with punching men, why can’t men fight back against a woman and not get in trouble for it

there is a major difference gender wise

Addy:

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ok… WHAT IS WITH YOU!?

also who’s the pink text?

Idk what ur talking about

(Also the pink text is addy)

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me when I eat soap: 😤 (im blowing soap out of my nose)

When he has too many energy drinks:⬆️

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mb bro didn't mean to overwhelm you

And Addy. Don't think I forgot about you. How could you stand and LAUGH at your brother's torment?

It’s fine

Addy meanwhile:

(She’s burning some shit down in the city of lost generals)

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and buy him pillow mints to apologize too. lots of pillow mints. 😠

ok ok *left feeling overwhelmed*

(I think ya overwhelmed him)

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garm apologize for beating your son

I already did😭