#lora speaks

[hearts1ckness]

i????? might???? be????? getting???? published????? next???? year?????

[a-thousand-eyes-and-one]

asoiaf characters who could hack it as a starbucks barista:

— jon. runs that shit like the navy. schedules five minute scream-cry sessions for himself in the supply closet but everyone pretends not to notice bc it kinda seems like its working for him. keeps accidentally charming the regulars

— arya. only ever works closing shift bc if you put her on morning/lunch rush she yells at customers. cleans like a crazy person and leaves the place spotless. WILL put a nick in your car’s tire valve with a box opener if you make her count the till

— loras. makes GREAT coffee and can smooth things over with irate middle aged women very easily. however if ur gay avoid his location bc he cannot stop himself from being catty its in his BLOOD. also:

— dany. hits her (painstakingly decorated) dab pen in her car before work so she’s very zen. however she Is the coworker you sic on asshole customers bc she’s very good at making them feel stupid and also never caves and gives out free drinks

asoiaf characters who could NOT hack it as a starbucks barista:

— sansa. is the aforementioned caver. always turning up the heat because she’s cold even though literally everyone else is sweating like pigs. stayed on a couple months because it turns out mean customers calm down when she starts to cry #prettygirlhack but eventually quits because she hates cleaning the bathroom

— theon. uniquely bad at his job. writes his number on every other cup he hands out even to people wearing wedding bands or ACTIVELY WITH THEIR PARTNER IN THE STORE (has been beaten up like four times doing this). never ties off the garbage correctly. uses too much water when he mops and has slipped in it and twisted his ankle multiple times. is a soundcloud rapper and is always trying to get the manager to play his music in the store

— robb. nobody wants to fire him because hes genuinely a great guy but he takes eighty million years to make one drink and he’s always comping shit for his girlfriend who comes in all the time

— jojen reed. okay at the job but is always saying ominous shit to customers and is passive aggressive to whoever closed the previous night no matter how good of a job they did. quit because someone else got fired for showing up to work high and he didnt want to be next

[minothtime]

You don't GET IT mythra was reawakened against her will to a world she no longer knew and had to watch as every single person she once knew was either dead, experimented on, or chaned irrevocably!! She ended up creating bonds only for them to almost be snapped away once she got captured!! She had to watch mikhail and jin die and brighid and aegeon have no memory of her at all!! she saw a decrepit minoth having lived an entire 500 years still immortalizing her and addam as well as he knew !!!! she kept seeing glimmers of hope only for them to be crushed again and again!!!! mikhail is somehow still alive but he hates her and can't even properly talk to her !!!! she had to see the consequences of her creating pyra multiple times !!! she thinks lora died because she wasn't there !!! she thinks haze was preyed on by amalthus because she wasn't there !!!!! gramps and her are the only characters to not be horrified at jin's mercy kill at temperantia !!!! mythra suffered from intense trauma not long after awakening and she hasn't processed any of it and she's still seeing everything she sought to forget !!!! SHE WAS FORCED OUT !!! VANDHAM STILL DIED BEFORE AND SHE COULD HAVE MAYBE AVOIDED IT BUT SHE WAS NOT READY TO FACE THE WORLD AGAIN!!!!! SHE NEEDED TIME SHE DIDN'T HAVE SHE KEPT RETREATING BECAUSE SHE WASN'T READY SHE KEPT PEEKING OUT BECAUSE SHE STILL CRAVED INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS AND THE COMFORT SHE NEVER GOT !!!!! RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[measlyscrapofseafood]

happy pride

[ashedrose]

if there's one thing about the tyrell siblings , it's that they fuuuuuuck

[festeringfae]

This is the second time I've had a dream about HBOGoT doing something too good to be true and saying in the dream "if this is a dream I'm gonna be so pissed." First one involved youngest Tyrell, last night's was second-to-youngest. The year is 2024. I don't even watch House of the Dragon. I WILLFULLY do not watch House of the Dragon because I am not Fleetwood Mac, I WILL break the chain. It appears, however, I also will never get away from the sound of the roses I love.

Anyway. More Cersei stans should read "The Vampire Lestat" so I can have opinions on Gabrielle de Lioncourt with them. The audiobook is free on youtube and the reader puts his whole pussy into it.

[my--strange--world--sg]

Right now I'm a little frustrated because the boy I like writes to me and flirts and I don't know what to do but it frustrates me more because he won't let me browse Tumblr calmly, it's like: HEY FRIEND I'M SPENDING MY FRUSTRATION FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO WRITE TO YOU WATCHING HOMOSEXUAL SHIPS TRAGIC AND YOUR MESSAGES EVERY TIME DO NOT LET ME SEE THEM.

S.G.

[quorras]

i still cannot believe tron made me emotional about characters named alan, kevin, and sam.

[backwzzds]

y’all be thinking ur sooooo slick when u steal from my work on here thinking i wouldnt notice. ur lucky im at work bro cuz now im pissed off.

[whimsicalwhespir]

TRYING ART FIGHT THIS YEAR, WISH ME LUCK LMAO

[hearts1ckness]

OH SHES TAKING IT

[seaworthee]

i think if renly had lived longer he wouldve lost all his hair like stannis

[lora-flora]

"ahány nyelven beszélsz, annyi ember vagy" help girl my Slovaksona is a fucking nervous wreck

[measlyscrapofseafood]

my tron hcs relationship chart pre and post tron legacy!! ❤️

rinzler/yori post legacy is complicated b/c they never officially broke up but rinz got brainwashed so he doesn’t remember her :( he falls for her again as rinzler tho love wins

[insert-clever-username-1133]

hola soy nuevo aqui y no se que se ase por aqui solo se comparten imagenes o que mas se puede aser 😵‍💫

hola! yo hablo un poco español, perdón por contesta mal. pero en Tumblr puedes blog (con text) y hablas con otras personas con reblogs, dms, y replies. y sí, puedes también comparted imagenes. y perdón si "tú" forma es incorrecto, no sé si es incorrecto

[swordpact]

“ there's no way to tell you this; i'm still wrapping my mind around it myself ... ” the elf's smile looks tight, tense. “ the man you're with ... he's not supposed to be here. ”

" you'll have to explain clearer for me to dismiss someone who's kept us out of danger more than once. "

oriax folds his arms over his chest, his brows arched in a way meant to convey annoyance and really just comes off as tired. the journey so far had already been fraught enough -- he really didn't need someone trying to split their group apart while the shadowlands hung over their heads like an executioner's axe.