#looooon post

[sevi007]

Thanks to @rex101111 here is that post I meant

Compilation of Saber Faces in FGO:

we got:

1. Saber.

2. Saber But She’s Evil:

3. Saber But She’s Using A Spear:

4. Saber But She’s Using A Spear But She’s Evil:

5. Saber But It’s Actually Her Kid:

6. Saber But It’s Actually Her Kid On A Surfboard: 

7. Saber But She’s Roman:

8. Saber But She’s Roman And Getting Married:

9. Saber But She’s Roman And A Magical Girl:

10. Saber But She’s Using A Super Soaker:

11. Saber But She’s Baby:

12 Saber But She’s A Magical Girl:

13. Saber But She’s A Playboy Bunny:

14. Saber But She’s Evil But She’s Using A Gun:

15. Saber But She’s Evil But She’s Santa:

16. Saber But She’s French:

17. Saber But She’s French But She’s Evil:

18. Saber But She’s French But She’s Evil But She’s Baby But She’s Santa:

19. Saber But She’s French And At The Beach:

20. Saber But She’s French But She’s Evil And A Chunni:

21. Saber But She’s NOT A Saber You Guys Don’t Be Mean:

22. Saber But She’s A Sith Lord:

23. Saber But She’s An Android Girl:

24. Saber But She’s A Samurai:

25. Saber But She’s A Samurai With A Jetpack:

26. Saber But She’s A Samurai With High Heels And A Tan:

27. Saber But She’s Indian And Using A Gun:

28. Saber But She’s…A Detective? I Guess? (Even I didn’t know about this one):

And, as an honorable mention:

Saber But She’s A Guy This Time And With The Personality Of A Box Of Wheat Thins:

[floral-hex]

an old friend texted me some pics of us from waaaay back when I was fresh out of high school and I have to say that it is way too late in the evening to be making me this nostalgic! Rude!

[lorelune]

if this diluc fic comes together? i will request a forehead kith

[deathchic]

hey did you guys know that. um. i’m the invisible man. who can’t stop staring at the mirror. and uh. actually i want to make you as lonely as me. so you can get, get addicted to this you can get get addicted to this yeah

[leechysmile]

I think I forgot to post this lil chibi-ish doodle here. It's a first meeting type of situation. Joey is a tiger hybrid lives alone in a forest and Atem and Yugi were gonna have a little eating session while camping near a lake. The food and prospect of friends attracted Joey lol. Poor baby is looooonely

He is overly friendly and not used to being around people (including other hybrids) so he just kinda has no manners and will pounce on strangers XD Yuugi finds this cute and wants to keep him 🥺

Was for an exchange where I gifted @vtsuion 💚❤️💜

[user-needs-new-hyperfixation]

Someday I will hyperfixate on something while it’s actually at the height of its popularity and has a large and active fandom, and then I will be UNSTOPPABLE. 

[madphantom]

Since we can all use a good laugh, here's a suggestion:

The Cringy Phic Project

Phanfic authors, bring out your cringiest old fics. The more embarrassing and angsty the better. Give us some laughs about forgotten WIPs, cringy self-inserts and odd AUs. Ring out your craziest "But Erik is so looooonely" fics. There are no limits.

Rules

There are no rules. Everything, from snippets to summaries, is welcome. Just tag me in your posts and tag them #the cringy phic project. I'll reblog every post.

I realize I'm not really core member of the phandom, but I hope some people participate!

[improbablecarny]

The Best Good Parts of Moonglow

As according to me

(This was the first one of these I wrote but I’m updating it to match the format of the others.)

Hey-ho, it’s Moonglow - the latest (and some may say greatest) in the catalogue of charisma that is Avantasia.

Storyline: Cast into a world of light, a lonely Homunculus tries to understand love and beauty, but always comes back to the comfort of the night and the moon.

Quick Notes:

We’re back to vaguery with the storyline this time, to the extent that there is no character list to accompany the cast (that I can find, anyways!)

This is the beginning of a two-parter, though most info on the second part is TBA.

Stream the entire thing on Youtube or Spotify!... Or else! :D

Ghost in the Moon

The literal first seconds of the song

when the choir comes in like DAAAARK FRAME A FIIIIRE

The first instrumental guitar thing (especially if you are on a train)

When the drums kick in at “tender loving all around”

Back *choir* ACROSS THE RUBICON

They...teach..YOU love... they make you beLOOOOOOOOOOONG

Asking, wondering/look at me/waiting, prompting (scream-crying cat dot jpg)

Rise from the smoke and the fire from maniacal dreams

Crucible born and unseen

MEGALOMANIACAL DREEEEAAM

MEGALOMANIACAL DREAAAAAAAAAAM

TO CHASE THE

GHOOOST 

IN THE MOOONGLOOOOW *chorus goes nuts and so do I*

 Book of Shallows

Rise above confusion...AND LEVERAGE THE WEAAAK

All the freakshow references being on brand for yours truly as usual

The time signature change at the end of the chorus

Sudden Jorn!

MAY IT CHARM THE LIVING... MAY IT EASE MISGIVING

SURPRISE THRASH METAL FUCK TOWN

M͚̯̤̳͉ͅͅIN̺͎̥͢E ͙̮͕́N̻͙OW͎̹̺̣̜ ̟S̤͍͓͖͎̹̮͘U̫͚̮͉Ḅ̵̻U͉̙R̗̯͇̻B͉͞I͎̲̻̦͕A̢ ̹T̸̪̥̳̹̱̪O̷̻͎͔ͅM̶̪̜̼̯O̺̼Ṟ̞̩̩R͈̟̥̟O̷̝̬̪̻͓W͢ ̟̺I͢T҉̩’͔͇̘͓̪͎S̬̰̲̫̘̘͟ ̵͓̞̻͉͓̯T҉̤̮̙̱̬̻̟H̗̗͍̝̦̼É̠̺͖͕̟̰̳ ̡̲N͚A̻͟T̸̳͍̬̰̱ͅͅI͙͜O͏̗̪̩̖̣̬̱O̙͙ON̷͔͔

Moonglow

In this...enchanted...magic night

This song is generally just nice it wasn’t surprising but it was nice

I like how the music video is clearly tobi standing in front of a green screen with no idea of what they will put on it in post

The Raven Child

This was the album’s first single. It’s 11 minutes long. That one was a funny conversation, so I hear.

The ENTIRE intro but especially

HoooOooOooOooOOOOoooome

Spectres FLAIR and SPIT AND RISE... TO MINGLE WITH THE SKIES... AND TAKE ALL THAT’S NEVER MEANT TO BE

Jorn’s entrance

THE TOLLING OF THE BELL, NOW CAN ANYBODY TELL. ME.

Jorn’s run at the chorus

The intro melody reprisal from “Light breeze in the crowns of the willows...” on until...

COMIN DOWN GOING ALL THE WAY NOW *BRASS BLARTS*

Jorn Scarecrow callback run

OHHHHH

FIERY EYES

Starlight

Literally whenever Ronnie flicks between clean and rough vocals

“YEAH I’M GONNA STICK AROUND”

If only I’D burn out bEFORE I’d HIT the GROUND

Orphan star... shine on me...  🥺

Invincible

Tinky dinky Danny Elfman bells solo

When Geoff really kicks in at “Shady recollections...”

The smoky quality to the instrumentals in the beginning verses

The first run at the chorus

The last run at the chorus

Horns!

Alchemy

When those crunchy guitars start up at the beginning and it sounds like you’re being seduced by a frankenstein

The melody at “Refusing to adjust yourself to the flow“ is dead sexy period

THEY WHO PAY THE PIPER

We’d never dare to lie to you / you’re just spared the part of truth

That doesn’t make... any sense to you....

Piper at the Gates of Dawn

That main guitar melody is a tasty tasty salmon colour

WHOOAAA OH, WHAAAA OH, WHOAAAH OH, WHOAAAH OOOA OHHHHH

Eric appears!

The entire vocalist tradeoff that starts at 3:41

“Get me outta here / take me away”  🥺 🥺

Lavender

Weird theramin-sounding intro

The violin synth drop-in in the first verse

The chorus just every time

But especially when it changes to “wish I didn’t have to see now / what back then I didn’t see” crying cat jpg again

The plinky plonky guitar thing after the first chorus

THE CRAZY PART AINT DREAMING / WISHING ON A FALLING STAR

Requiem for a Dream

WHOA OH.

WHOA OH

FEEL THE COLD BREEZE IN YOUR FACE

That JUICY, JUICY bass solo

Kiske can definitely speak to whales

Maniac

It’s Tobi Sammet and Eric Martin doing a Michael Sembello cover. the whole thing owns

but also they need to do the flashdance water bucket thing

(no I don’t care that that’s the wrong song. make it happen)

Bonus Track: Heart

It’s the emotions

Many have said it before but this could easily pass as a real Journey song

The vocal layering in the chorus is super cool

“I tried to run forevermore...in a LOOOOONELY charaaade”

an honourable mention goes to literally every other part of every song.

Cast List:

Tobias Sammet as ??? Jorn Lande as ??? Ronnie Atkins as ??? Geoff Tate as ??? Bob Catley as ??? Eric Martin as ??? Michael Kiske as ??? Candice Night as ??? Hansi Kursch as ??? Mille Petrozza as ???

...and I just want to give an additional shoutout to Adrienne Cowan, Ina Morgan and Herbie Laghans, who KILLED the live performances for the Moonglow world tour.

[compo67]

she was enchanting

i got Panera soup for lunch and put on You’ve Got Mail. i just have to remember that i actually have to work today. like, in 15 minutes. 

my first draft was confirmed and accepted! :D :D :D

now i can rest easy and work on the fic at a steadier pace

my first update i’ll be working on this week is Post Hole Diggers, then hopefully coffee shop, then boat. and god willing, something for punzel or TCV.

but my muse is never disciplined like that so we’ll see

you are a lone reed

i am a looooone reed

i actually cleaned my bathroom this morning, took a shower, and got dressed, then went out to pick up my lunch

that’s more than i’ve done in the past 5 days so i’m proud 

it was weird driving again. haven’t driven since thursday.

i hope work is kinda slow today and i can take it easy, at least there’s no more data entry to do for now

you know what sucks about being sick? when you buy a bunch of groceries expecting to be well enough to eat them and make meals, then you get sick and all you eat is some soup and take out. 

i’m so glad my BB is done for now and i can take a break from it

many thank yous to my betas to being there while i panicked and to y’all who heard me out <3

ugh time for work

[kmp78]

Uh, moron aka vale is back. 😁😁😁 Send her F and enjoy the spring! Have a nice weekend, K 💖

Guess the warm spring air is waking the looooons... 😂😎Have a good one, anon! 😘(http://kmp78.tumblr.com/post/147887250529/disclaimer-and-rules)

[floral-hex]

My girlfriend and I were basically living together 90% of the time since the end of November, but I helped her move into a new place yesterday and this is pretty much the first night I’ve been alone in awhile. Now I’m back to sitting in the kitchen in my underwear, heating up a frozen pizza and watching cartoons, which is nice, but... meh...