#the cringy phic project

[madphantom]

Since we can all use a good laugh, here's a suggestion:

The Cringy Phic Project

Phanfic authors, bring out your cringiest old fics. The more embarrassing and angsty the better. Give us some laughs about forgotten WIPs, cringy self-inserts and odd AUs. Ring out your craziest "But Erik is so looooonely" fics. There are no limits.

Rules

There are no rules. Everything, from snippets to summaries, is welcome. Just tag me in your posts and tag them #the cringy phic project. I'll reblog every post.

I realize I'm not really core member of the phandom, but I hope some people participate!

[fallenidolandfalsefriend]

@madphantom​

feeling cute might humiliate myself tonight ☺️

my beta reader

not a fic...but back in highschool, i submitted...SUBMITTED AN E/C POTO FANFICTION TO MY ENGLISH TEACHER SO SHE COULD TELL ME WHAT SHE THOUGHT OF IT.....all printed out on a bond paper........with a small explanation of what poto was all about so she can understand the context. and if i remember correctly, it contained mildly inappropriate scenes (i can’t find the paper anymore) and i............................................................what the hell was i thinking......................................................................

p.s: i don’t remember anything she said about it but i remember she corrected some of the grammar.........uh.......................highkey never wanting to see that cursed paper again

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some golden fanfic ideas

1) erik getting it on w his robot meg (or was it christine—maybe both.)

2) what the fuck just N O !!!!!! JUST StOP!!!! !!!!!! I DON’T EVEN WANNA KNOW I WILL CALL THE POLICE ON YOU

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erik’s emo poem

okay another one: this poem was never finished and published (lmao i can see why) but it’s an e/c poem i wrote eight (8) years ago and it’s so...badly written...the tenses and commas too....and 4th stanza absolutely sENDS:

(1) child, lonely and lost without her father’s guidance

i wanted to hold you, but my face is a hindrance

i watch from the shadows, shared your emptiness

and so, my voice, i used to lessen your loneliness

(2) an angel of music, i hide behind this illusion

for in reality, your angel is in eternal damnation (lmao u fucking drama queen)

your voice, seeks freedom and perfection

i coach your voice, and you thanked me with eyes full of adoration

(3) i gave you everything without asking for anything (yeah RIGHT)

for just seeing you happy makes my life worth living

i wanted this fine instrument to be discovered and shown

and this voice would now always be known

(4) i planned everything so you could sing

and so i did something obscene (wrong choice of wording but ok whatever rhymes)

an intention i made as an accident

so the current prima donna shall leave with her terrible accent (iM WHEEZING AJSKDNAJKDNASK i think i was pertaining to the 2004 movie sksk)

(5) and so, you took her glorifying place,

shy from all the curious stares

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discontinued from here 🤢🤢

Since we can all use a good laugh, here's a suggestion:

The Cringy Phic Project

Phanfic authors, bring out your cringiest old fics. The more embarrassing and angsty the better. Give us some laughs about forgotten WIPs, cringy self-inserts and odd AUs. Ring out your craziest "But Erik is so looooonely" fics. There are no limits.

Rules

There are no rules. Everything, from snippets to summaries, is welcome. Just tag me in your posts and tag them #the cringy phic project. I'll reblog every post.

I realize I'm not really core member of the phandom, but I hope some people participate!

[notaghost3]

Ok, I found my stash @madphantom from when I was 11/12 and first started writing phic 😂 There are lots of cringe worthy moments but this one comes out on top:

Who are these people you ask? Why are they talking about leprechauns? Where is Erik and Christine?

Well.

As best as I can remember....

In the prime of my Twilight phase I thought what would be a more perfect ending than Erik becoming a Cullen??? But then I thought....no....I was going to make my own wholesome vampire family for Erik to become a part of. The result? Apparently this. Erik somehow gets to 21st century America and becomes a vampire and decides to live with this family of vampires name the “Greene’s” and....? That’s all I got.😂 My brain has repressed writing it. Though I do remember writing chapters upon chapters by hand and head outlines galore. Was there a plot? Doubt it. Smut? Nope. Christine? Well, to put it frank, I just can’t find her anywhere amongst all these OC’s I made up for Erik to become a vegan vampire with. 🧛‍♂️

Still don’t know why I chose to use leprechaun as an insult. 🍀

Since we can all use a good laugh, here's a suggestion:

The Cringy Phic Project

Phanfic authors, bring out your cringiest old fics. The more embarrassing and angsty the better. Give us some laughs about forgotten WIPs, cringy self-inserts and odd AUs. Ring out your craziest "But Erik is so looooonely" fics. There are no limits.

Rules

There are no rules. Everything, from snippets to summaries, is welcome. Just tag me in your posts and tag them #the cringy phic project. I'll reblog every post.

I realize I'm not really core member of the phandom, but I hope some people participate!

[maze-zen]

Oh, so much cringe! I love it!

Since we can all use a good laugh, here's a suggestion:

The Cringy Phic Project

Phanfic authors, bring out your cringiest old fics. The more embarrassing and angsty the better. Give us some laughs about forgotten WIPs, cringy self-inserts and odd AUs. Ring out your craziest "But Erik is so looooonely" fics. There are no limits.

Rules

There are no rules. Everything, from snippets to summaries, is welcome. Just tag me in your posts and tag them #the cringy phic project. I'll reblog every post.

I realize I'm not really core member of the phandom, but I hope some people participate!

[maze-zen]

I love this with all my heart!

Since we can all use a good laugh, here's a suggestion:

The Cringy Phic Project

Phanfic authors, bring out your cringiest old fics. The more embarrassing and angsty the better. Give us some laughs about forgotten WIPs, cringy self-inserts and odd AUs. Ring out your craziest "But Erik is so looooonely" fics. There are no limits.

Rules

There are no rules. Everything, from snippets to summaries, is welcome. Just tag me in your posts and tag them #the cringy phic project. I'll reblog every post.

I realize I'm not really core member of the phandom, but I hope some people participate!