#loona zoom

[appleheart]

loossemble – sensitive (mv)

[musicalthought]

orbits telling loona that they love & missing haseul and are still supporting her via these zoom calls

[badvnet]

EMMA BADVILLAIN INSTAGRAM UPDATE

[impsandstars]

Ficlet: Cookies

Stolas stared at Blitz’s door for what felt like ages. There had been a few other residents who walked by as he awkwardly stood there and although they gave him an odd look (he had to crouch to not bump his head on the ceiling) they simply shrugged and continued on.

It wasn’t that he didn’t want to knock (he always wanted to see Blitz), but he was…apprehensive. He was doing something he had never done before and that small voice in the back of his mind that he had been working on silencing was making him doubt. He knew Blitz would be nothing but supportive and caring but…what if this time was different?

His hands tightened around the soft tulle of the delicately wrapped bag and he looked down.

He had made cookies.

Not just any cookies, but horse shaped sugar cookies.

It was the first time he had ever baked and with Via's help (both with the baking and the decorating) they hadn’t turned out half bad. Well not half bad for a first try…

Stolas had wanted to make them for Blitz because he could. Because he liked the idea of doing something unexpected and getting Blitz to smile at him. A soft smile, one that assured him that he was enough, that he made Blitz just as happy as the imp made him.

He huffed and took a step back.

He couldn’t do this. Not face to face.

With his heart pounding he dropped the cookies onto the floor right in front of the door and knocked gently.

He heard movement from the other side and quickly portaled himself back to his bedroom.

Taking out his phone he opened up the messaging app and found Blitz.

Hello dear! Just wanted to let you know I left you a treat outside your door. They are cookies, in the shape of horses! I found the cutter rummaging through some old boxes and knew I had to make them for you! It was my first time baking so if you don’t want to eat them you don’t have to. I also added some walnuts for texture but they got a bit burnt. We tried a few and it didn’t seem to mess with the flavor! Most of them are lopsided though and the frosting got a bit messy on some of them…You know what they probably aren’t any good. I’m sorry for bringing them over. You can just throw then away or give them to a neighbor. Don’t worry about it at all!

Stolas hit send and sat heavily on the couch in his room, smacking his forehead lightly with how ridiculous he was being. Why would Blitz want cookies from him? Horribly misshaped monstrosities. He will probably hate them for that alone, destroying one of favorite animals with his attempts at decoration.

His placed his phone on his nightstand and made his way to the greenhouse to focus on something else.

—o—

A few hours later Stolas walked back into his room, clothes covered in soil and water stains, feeling a bit better.

He was about to make his way over to take a bath when he heard his text alert.

A chill ran down his spine but he found himself moving to pick it up.

There were 6 messages. All from Blitz.

Taking a breath he opened his phone and went back to the first few texts, time stamped about an hour ago.

Im sure ther fine Stols. getin grosherries tho. Looney got tem

I hav named tem all

looney ate 4, i hav had 7

The last three messages were images. The first one was all the horses placed onto a large piece of paper. Written next to each horse in Blitz's handwriting was a name and a little blurb about them. Stolas zoomed in and read all of them, chuckling at some of the ridiculous names. What in hell's name was a dilf?

The next picture was one of Loona biting into a cookie while flipping off the camera. He smiled wide at that too.

The last text Blitz had sent just a moment ago and seeing it made Stolas's heart go all aflutter. On the paper, beneath two cookies, Blitz had drawn a tail and horns on one and a top hat and tail feathers on the other. He had moved the horses close so it looked like they were kissing and had drawn hearts around them.

His phone pinged and a new message appeared: look ther in love

He checks ached with how wide he was smiling and he held the phone to his chest. Oh Blitzy…for someone who has scoffed at romance you sure know how to make me swoon.

Stolas was about to reply back when another message popped up.

we have eten all the kookees. They wer good

Stolas felt his cheeks warm and he smiled softly.

I’m so glad you both liked them! Maybe next time you can come over and we can make them together. ;)

iz a date

Stolas hooted happily and began to search up all the different things they could bake together, wondering idly if he should invite Via and Loona too.

[chaifootsteps]

To me, the stolas accountability scene looks like this.

The camera for once, doesn’t zoom in on his tears, but on someone he’s hurt. And it finally stops using his manipulative little piano or music box leitmotifs. Moxxie is a perfect candidate. Think about it. How many times has moxxie gone out of his way for stolas, almost dying for his sake, only to be met with stolas yelling at all three of them or violently grabbing at their boss? I count three separate instances. Seeing stars has the worst whiplash between stolas bursting into their office and terrifying them all with demonic intimidation, then the next second saying “let’s play dress up uwu! I’m sailor moon!” “Oh I’m weak and helpless!”

I want moxxie to say all these things. To question all of these strange behaviours by stolas. He’s been there every step of the way. He’s seen how insecure blitz is about the bird, how much pressure he’s under to satisfy the bird. Moxxie knows their business relies on his whims, why can’t he be mad about it and stand up for his friend?! And when moxxie hears stolas had a tantrum over the Loona shot incident, it may remind him of the “Not you littler ones!” moment. Stolas didn’t care they fought for him. Only that it wasn’t his preferred imp. Think of Moxxie at the end of Harvest Moon to Millie’s parents.

I imagine a scene like his confrontation with striker. Moxxie slowly asks more and more questions while striker looms in the door. But instead it’s stolas.

Moxxie: Ive been wondering something..i tried not to. But I kept thinking. How did you track us down in the DHORKs facility so easily? You said you “have your ways” but then the moment you’re alone with blitz in the human world in LA, you said your powers are “limited”?

And…I saw the stone imp in loooloo land. And the possessed humans! You did all of that with ease! Did you think I’d forget how terrifying you were?! So how is it that as soon as you were alone with us in LA your powers were gone and you couldn’t even cast a single spell or conjure portals? Did you…lie about your daughter’s safety and your helplessness to save her, just so you could spend all day with Blitzø against his will, and control the rest of us? Is that what you’ve been doing all this time? And those hallucinations we saw! Those were far too elaborate to be from truth serum. Those were enchantments. The only demon I know who’s powerful enough to create those would be……

I don’t know how vivzie would have stolas “I’m just a sad little guy” “I’m a victim!” Himself of that one. And fuck it, have various people tell Verosika that Stolas was trashing her the entire time and only posing as a sad innocent baby. She deserves to know.

You guys are knocking it out of the park with these Stolas callout scenarios. I love everything about this, and also Verosika absolutely deserves to know.

[fizzbot]

ok im not sure if anyones pointed this out yet, but this is a helluva boss sticker pack that just recently released. its very possible that it means absolutely nothing........but is it possible that these are hints to upcoming shorts???? (personal rambles and theories under the read more)

these all seem really random. which wouldnt be out of the norm for helluva merch, usually its just an assortment of random characters doing random things. but with the fact that we now know that we'll be getting shorts, and the fact that these all seem like very specific scenarios, i think its plausible that these are hints for things that might be upcoming.

the cherubs being here is especially interesting, because we havent seen anything about them AT ALL since early season 1. we know theyll be making a return (presumibly in mastermind) but then why is the merch featuring these cherubs, and not collin, keenie, and cletus? i think its possible that well be getting a short set in heaven, specifically about these characters/perhaps in preparation to the release of mastermind.

as we know from hells belles, verosika will be going on a tour in pride, which presumably sets up apology tour. but in this art shes not in pride, shes in sloth. this is where we know the rehab center is. is it possible shell end up back in rehab/well get a flashback short about her time in there? potentially even some backstory with her and barbie??

the next one features bee, tex, and loona. i THINK it was confirmed somewhere (although i dont have a source) that well be seeing bee again this year, although i just assumed that would be in the finale. its possible that she, tex, and loona will be hanging out again in a short, which would be nice! ive also seen some theories/speculation that this specefic piece of merch might allude to the ship ""honeybunch"" (or bee x tex x loona) potentially becoming canon.

stolas and octavia sort of has me stumped. based on her lines in the trailer, it seems like octavia is still harboring some resentment, and this picture seems like a really sweet glimpse into their domestic life. honestly this feels so out of character for me that it almost made me throw my whole idea about these being potential shorts out the window. im sure they still do have nice moments like this, but i struggle to picture them happening since the only interactions weve seen them have have been negative. maybe therell be a short trying to rectify this? or this could be a pre-blitz flashback.

im partially hoping these are shorts JUST for this next one. i want striker to have a short so so bad. i have literally NO idea what it would be, though. i just wanna see more of him and bombproof :( zooming in on the picture, i did notice that 1) theyre back in wrath. 2) striker is polishing a (not-blessed) knife. and 3), he doesnt seem to be too injured from the escape in oops. although, interestingly, we only get to see the left side of his face. im pointing this out, because in oops, when the explosion occurs, the shot of the fire zooming towards strikers face is a direct parallel to the shot of the fire zooming towards BLITZ face. i think it would be REALLY sick if they ended up with matching burn scars.

finally, moxxie and his mom. this is the piece that gave me this idea in the first place, just because it seems so incredibly random. i cannot even imagine a place where she would come back, if not a flashback short that delves deeper into his childhood. where else would she fit in this whole season? its possible that he has another flashback in the show, but the trailer seems REALLY focused on stolas and (especially) blitzs past, so it feels slightly unlikely. it makes sense that theyd get a whole short dedicated just for them.

idk, maybe im WAYYYY off. i just think it would be nice to get some time away from the main cast in their current states for a while and these seem like some of the best ways to do it

[gloriousrunwayninja]

My girl group debut album (with the og artists)

Album 1: watch out (june 2022)

Intro: I'm ready by chungha

Pre release (sub unit): midas touch by kiss of life

Pre release (sub unit): generation by tripleS

Pre release (sub unit): love dive by IVE

Pre release: girls capitalism by tripleS

Title track: ladida by everglow

rising by tripleS

Zoom by red velvet 

Same same stayc

ICY by IODIO

oops by loona

MALA by GOT the beat

bye bye by red velvet

company everglow

pushin n pullin by red velvet

asap by newjeans

Bubble gum by newjeans 

How sweet by new jeans

celebrate by red velvet

Sensitive  by loossemble

Passionfruit by nmixx

Iwaly by iland2

Rumor by izone

girl never die by TripleS 

I'm not really liking the title track if you have any suggestions please tell me

[nixie-writes]

You’re poor teeth! My roommate had 8 pulled recently and she’s a mess, I’m so sorry.

Although your kitten gave me an idea.

How would Blitz, Charlie, and Angel deal with having an S/O who is a cat demon, with all the best (worst) traits of kitties? Like, will knock your coffee mug over just for fun, but then turns around and purs to heal a cough?

I had 5 teeth pulled and I get another 5 pulled on the 20th this is hell, tell your roommate to drink some pineapple juice. It helps.

Angel Dust

-he buys you the best cat food and treats and owns a catnip plant just for you. That said you like to poke his cups until they "accidentally" fall off the counter, scratch your furniture and spit up hairballs on his bed.

-he never really punishes you for it, he just laughs it off, cleans up and asks you to be nicer to him. You just stick out your tongue.

-when he came back to the hotel with a nasty cold you curled up around him, your tail on his face, purring. He dozed off to the sound of you purring and when he woke up, he was much better thanks to your lovin.

Charlie

-you were probably a stray she took in. You always scratched her chairs and zoomed around knocking things over.

-she never punished you, only asked you to be less zoomy and be more considerate. You just gave her a cheeky little smile.

-one night, after being openly mocked by a demon for her ideals she was really down in the dumps, crying into her hands. You didn't say anything, just curled up in her lap purring softly. She pet your head and stroked your tail and you kneaded her lap and after a little bit she began to cheer up.

Blitz

-you definitely get along with Loona, who chases you around. You two play a little rough and break furniture.

-Blitz has to buy new furniture monthly and scolds you both for rough housing but he knows it's going in one ear and out the other.

-one night he returned home covered in blood, some of it his own. You and Loona pounced on him, cleaning him up. Loona let him pet her while you purred and nuzzled him and he fell asleep with his two favorite demons in the world snuggling with him.

[collabpartners]

Hazbin Hotel: The Contract of Blood Ep. 7

*Hello guys, we're back with another episode! This episode is published on March 22, 2024. If you guys like this chapter/episode, don't be afraid to heart it, reblog, and comment! That will always be appreciated! Warning: Vulgar language. Enjoy!*

Episode Seven: Sweet Tooth

A knock on the huge wooden doors of a honeycomb-like mansion in the Gluttony Ring echoes. 

Loona stands outside with her paws on her hips. Blitzo is behind her to check on their surroundings. Meanwhile, Mox and Millie are bandaging up Lucifer’s wound. 

“I’m serious. I’m fine,” Lucifer objects.

“With all due respect, your majesty, but we have to make sure the wound doesn’t get infected,” Mox points out. 

“I’d listen to Mox if I were you,” Millie agrees with her husband. 

Alastor looks over Lucifer with a growl. ��What the fuck were you thinking? You know I can handle myself.”

“Oh yeah, you totally got this by spacing out,” Lucifer responds sarcastically.

“Blame Husk! Not me!” Alastor snarls. “He’s the one who used our shared powers again!”

“What do you mean shared powers?” Lucifer responds with a widen eyes. 

“Let me put it simply, he has half of my powers. So, he uses half of his powers to threaten one of the ring rulers.” 

“Ooh, which one?” Lucifer asks. 

“I don’t know. That clown jester guy.”

“Oh, that’s Mammon.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, he’s the ruler of the Greed Ring.” 

Angel looks around the wide front yard as if he’s looking for Husk, trembling a bit. 

The doors open, revealing a yellow fox-like creature. She has on a pink shirt with a heart-shape on her fluffy chest. Her waist, hair, and tail resembles a lava lamp, hazel eyes flickering up and down at Loona. 

“Hey, Bee,” Loona greets shyly.

“Loona!” Bee exclaims, zooming over to give a hug to Loona, which shocks the hellhound. She slowly hugs Bee back as they break away. “What brings you out here, girl? I’m not holding any parties this time.”

“Hey, Bee,” Lucifer greets from behind them. 

Bee gasps in shock. “Luci. You’re injured.”

“Eh, it will heal,” Lucifer responds with a soft smile. “How’s your boyfriend?” 

Bee glances inside of her mansion and then back at him. “He’s doing good. Come in.” She opens the doors, letting the group in to the mansion. 

Blitzo looks outside and dials Ozzie’s number on his phone. 

Angel waits outside, hoping that Husk would walk up without scars. 

Blitzo watches with a soft gaze until he hears the phone picked up. 

“Hello?” Ozzie’s voice comes in the other end. 

“Heeeey, Oz. Listen, uh, we’re at Bee’s mansion in the Gluttony Ring. We just got shot by the mafia gang,” Blitzo explains. 

“What the hell? Are you guys alright?” Ozzie responds with concern.

“Weeeell, Lucifer’s shot, but the others are fine. Even the fucked up maid. However, Angel looks shaken up. I saw Fizz taking off with Husk. Are they with you by any chance?” 

“Yeah, they’re right here with me.” 

“Oh, huh. You want to hurry to the mansion. Angel looks like he’s about to cry.” 

“We’ll hurry,” Ozzie responds. 

~.~

Ozzie hangs up the phone as it is revealed that he’s at the edge of the Wrath ring with Husk, Fizz, and Mammon. 

“What’s going on?” Husk asks in concern. 

Ozzie clenches his teeth. “Your group of friends were attacked by the mafia gang.”

“What?!” Fizz and Husk shout in unison. 

“Yeah, Blitz mentions about Angel Dust looking shaken up from the fight,” Ozzie responds. 

“Who the fuck hurt him?” Husk growls, his eyes turn green for a second. 

“Whoa, mate, calm down!” Mammon screams.

“Relax, Angel Dust is fine. No one hurt him. He’s just a bit shaken up,” Ozzie responds, attempting to calm Husk down. 

The green fades from Husk’s eyes, causing him to grab his aching headache. 

“Uh, I’m not getting involved in this mafia shit, so I’m gonna go see Siddy. You chums enjoy the fight!” Mammon responds while running away from the group.

Ozzie scoffs. “Fucking coward.”

“Where are they at?” Fizz asks in concern.

“They’re at Bee’s mansion in the Gluttony Ring. She’s not too far from us actually, c’mon,” Ozzie urges as they made their through the edge of the Wrath Ring to get to the Gluttony Ring. 

~.~

“Here, hold still,” Bee insists, rubbing honey on Lucifer’s injured shoulder. 

Lucifer grunts in pain on the couch. “C’mon, I can heal easily.”

“You’ll never know if they’re holy bullets or not,” Bee responds as she turns to notice Loona talking with Vortex, Bee’s buff hellhound boyfriend with one missing eye, to catch up with him while Nifty is hanging onto Vortex’s biceps. 

Alastor explores around the mansion, curiosity taking over in his yellow eyes. 

Mox and Millie spends time comforting each other. 

Blitzo sits on the steps outside with Angel Dust to keep him company. 

“But they’re not holy bullets,” Lucifer quips back without hesitation. 

Bee rolls her eyes at his arguments. “How’s your daughter?”

“She’s got a girlfriend and a daughter now--oh shit, they’re still up in Heaven. They must be ready by now. Hold on.” Lucifer adjusts himself and snaps his fingers. The portal opens for a second, letting Charlie, Vaggie, Cherri, Nora, and Bella fall through it. 

The portal closes once they fall through it. Cherri keeps her hold on the holy bullets and holy grenades. Charlie grips on Bella’s small body while Vaggie clings onto Nora to make sure she doesn’t get hurt when falling through the portal. 

“Ah, there’s the rest of the crew,” Lucifer responds until he clenches his teeth in pain. 

“Dad, what happened to you?” Charlie asks in sudden concern.

Alastor perks his head up around the corner. “He got shot by the mafia gang.” 

Lucifer waves his hand. “It’s fine, honey. I can heal myself.” 

Charlie frowns at the state her father is in. She bites her lips and places Bella on the floor before running off to go cry somewhere in the mansion. This is noticed by Bee, who glances at Lucifer. 

“What’s going on with her?” Lucifer asks Vaggie. 

Vaggie softens her gaze and sighs. “I think this is something both you and Charlie need to talk about.” 

Lucifer nods. “Okay, here, let me get up.” He stands up and stretches his shoulder. “See? I can heal myself.” He starts to look for his daughter. 

“Charlie, Charlie,” Lucifer calls until he sees Charlie sobbing in the dark corner. He sits down next to her and looks at her softly. “What’s troubling you, kiddo?” 

Charlie looks up at her father, sniffling. 

“Look, I’m okay,” Lucifer points to his wound. “You don’t have to worry about me, kiddo. Okay?” 

“I’m sorry that we’re not there to protect you,” Charlie says with a sniffle. 

“Hey, I don’t expect you to. Besides, you got us those holy bullets that will take down Valentino once and for all,” Lucifer responds. 

Charlie wipes her tears away. “D-Dad?”

“Hm?”

“W-What’s Mom like?” 

Lucifer widens his eyes and blushes. “Heh, where to start? First off, you got her looks. I mean, she’s beautiful. Smart. Independent. Brave, heh. She’s the whole package. But we didn’t work out. You know, adult stuff you didn’t need to know as a kid. I guess you should know now.”

Charlie lifts her head up to listen. 

Lucifer sighs and looks at the wall in front of him. “Long time ago, there are two overlords. Say they are the first ones in Hell. Morrigan and Orais. They kind of copied what your mother and I had. More people came into Hell, and by the time Alastor came by, he must have caused them to be more power hungry, so afraid to be in his radio. So, they manage to start sucking souls for more power. They almost got me and your mother because they know we’re more powerful than anyone in Hell.” 

Charlie blinks in shock hearing this. 

“We thought that it’s best if her and I split, and she takes you with her into hiding. Ever since then, the exterminations became more and more frequent. I’ve been hiding for a long time. Your mother has been in hiding. But since you built that hotel and bring up the idea of rehabilitating sinners, everything changed. I got braver and I’m not sure about your mother. I hope she’s okay too.”

Charlie smiles softly. “Yeah, she’s okay.”

Lucifer blinks in shock. “How would you know?” 

Her lips wobble. “Because she’s up in Heaven.”

“Wait what?” 

“Yeah...she’s been hiding there for the last seven years.” 

“Wait, wait, wait, she just ditch you down here for the last seven years?” Lucifer asks, a bit more angry now. 

She frowns and nods. “I didn’t want to believe it.”

He softens his gaze at his daughter. “How are we so stupid and scared? Did you get a chance to see her up there?” 

“No. I was told she didn’t want to see me...an abomination of a daughter.”

“Who the fuck told you that?” Lucifer growls. 

“Lute.”

“Ugh, that bitch,” he snarls. “Maybe if we see her again, she’ll be more than happy to see us. Maybe.”

Charlie sniffles and looks at her father. “There won’t be exterminations anymore.”

“Shit, really?”

“Yeah...and you know Pentious?” 

“Yeah, he’s one of your friends that died.”

“He’s in Heaven now.”

“Holy shit, really?” 

She nods her head happily.

He cups her face. “Your ideas really work, honey! I’m so proud of you!” 

“Thanks, Dad.” 

“No problem, kiddo.”

Both Lucifer and Charlie exchange a hug. Charlie buries her face into her father’s shoulder, not wanting to let him ago again. 

~.~

Angel sits alone while the others are inside of the mansion. He hugs his legs with four of his arms while Blitzo sits next to Angel. 

“There’s plenty of honey inside if you want some,” Blitzo offers.

“Nah, I’m good.”

Blitzo frowns and looks ahead of him. “You still waiting for that Husk guy?” 

Angel nods.

Blitzo rests his chin on his legs. “I’m sure he’ll be back. If he really loves ya, he would come back to you.”

“Does he love me?” Angel asks in shock. 

“Well, I’m not sure. I don’t know him that well, but it seems like you two are close.”

“I guess so.”

Blitzo notices Angel looking ahead. “He’s probably off doing shit around Imp City.”

Angel shakes his head. “He wouldn’t just leave the group unless there’s a reason. And he’s not a coward.”

“Whoa, I never said he was, kid,” Blitzo replies. 

Angel groans. “I’m sorry. I don’t know what’s going on with me. I’ve slept with a bunch of guys and sucked so many cocks, yet somehow he’s different.” 

“Shit, you slept with a bunch of guys?” Blitzo asked. 

“There’s some I have to and some...I just want to for the escape.”

“Sheesh, sorry to hear that, kid. I think your princess is back with holy bullets. We’ll take down Valentino and you can be free from your contract.” 

“Yeah,” Angel replies.

There’s a brief silence. 

“You like him, don’t ya?” Blitzo asks.

“What?”

“You like that Husk guy, huh?”

“Oh yeah. He’s a great drinking buddy and a friend to talk to--”

“I meant more than friends,” Blitzo responds, wiggling his brows to allude something more between Angel and Husk. 

Angel blushes and looks away with a sheepish smile. “It’s not like that. I mean, there’s times where I want to be sleep with him. Buuut...I know that’s not what he wants and he doesn’t feel the same for me. I mean, he just wants to hang out with me as friends. Nothing more than that.”

“He seems protective of you though.”

“That’s because I’m one of his friends. He would act like that with Charlie and everybody else.”

Blitzo quirks his brow up. “Yeeeeaaaah, I don’t believe that for a second.” 

“He would though. Me...I’m no different.”

Blitzo blinks incredulously. “You know, man, if you keep talking like that, you might as well--” He stops himself mid-sentence. “Wait, what the fuck am I giving you love advice for? Not like I screwed things up before romantically.” 

“You’ve been in relationships?”

“Yep,” Blitzo answers while emphasizing the ‘p’. “First I screwed things up with Verosilka and now I screwed things up with Stolas. I mean, who am I to say what you have think when I’ve already screwed it up many times before?” 

Angel softly gazes at Blitzo. “How many people have you slept with?” 

“Too many to count,” Blitzo responds. 

Angel snorts. “Me too.” 

Angel and Blitzo high fives each other with laughter.

“Man, wouldn’t it be funny if we fuck each other right now?” Blitzo teases.

“Oh, fuck no,” Angel responds with a giggle. “Besides, I already got someone else in mind.”

“Your Husky poo~?”

Angel blushes a bit. “I mean, I have a crush on him. Just not sure if he feels the same for me.”

“Heh, it’s fine, kid. I’m still figuring out with my relationship with Stolas. I mean, the guy’s royalty. He only wants me to fuck him because his wife is a bitch. Then I kept having sex with him so that I can have the fucking book to get to the living realm so that we can do our professions,” Blitzo responds. 

Angel blinks in surprise. “That actually sounds fucked up.”

“Really?” 

“Yeah, it’s almost like Valentino forcing me to have sex with him every day because it’s part of survival.”

The silence emerges between them.

“Holy shit, we got so much in common,” Blitzo utters. 

“I guess.” 

“Ha! Now that’s a new one.”

“What about Stolas? Is he also your kind of lover?”

“Eh. I like him. I mean, if I haven’t had to fuck him every time I need something from him, I probably liked him more,” Blitzo responds. “But I guess there’s fault in me too. I’m the one who started this whole mess.”

Angel frowns and looks up at the sky. “Maybe you should probably try talking things out with him. That’s kind of how Husky and I did it. I mean, he has boundaries and I kind of pushed it...but when I stopped pushing his boundaries, we kind of grown closer because of it. He believes in my redemption when I don’t believe in it myself.” 

Blitzo widens his eyes in shock and then looks down at the ground. “Huh, sounds like a swell guy.”

Angel blushes. “He is.” 

Blitzo smirks. “And he’s smitten like a kitten.”

“What?” 

“Nothing. You’re getting all chummy for him.” 

“I guess. How do I even tell him?”

“How the fuck should I know?” Blitzo responds. “I’m not the right person to come to for relationship advice.” 

Angel sighs. “Yeah, I’m not either honestly. I just...go with what I know, really. Like not pushing his boundaries. I tease him sometimes, but I won’t cross them if he didn’t want me to. He’s probably the first guy I know that has fucking boundaries.” 

Blitzo blinks and huffs. “Huh. And Stolas doesn’t even have any boundaries at all. Well, we both don’t have any boundaries at all.”

“Maybe you should have some boundaries. Like, tell him that you won’t have sex with him unless you’re ready for it--”

“Are you fucking kidding me? I’m ready for sex all the time.”

“Okay, then maybe you should put a boundary that you want to have more in the relationship than just sex. That maybe you want to try dating and try paying attention to him...or something.” 

Blitzo rubs his chin. “Damn, you might be on to something, kid.” 

“Yeah?” 

“Yeah. But that’s going to be complicated if Crimson is up on our asses and we have to kill Val for you,” Blitzo responds. 

“Yeah. Talk things out with him. Ask him what his intentions are...maybe the intentions might surprise you.” 

“As long as you’re willing to tell your Husky-poo that you loooove him!” Blitzo teases Angel.

“Tell me what?” Husk’s voice calls out.

Blitzo and Angel glance up to see Husk bandaged up around his torso and shoulders with Ozzie and Fizz behind him. 

“Husk!” Angel rejoices and runs up to hug him, picking him up. Husk blushes, shocked that Angel is lifting him up in his four arms. 

Blitzo smiles at the exchange, noticing Husk hugging Angel back. Husk purrs, which is heard by Angel and the others. 

“I miss you,” Husk whispers to the side of Angel’s head. 

“I miss you too.”

Angel and Husk are face to face, staring into each other’s eyes before blushing madly. 

Angel smiles nervously and puts Husk down. “Sorry, Husky. I didn’t mean to--”

“You did nothing wrong,” Husk says, holding one of Angel’s hands. “I, uh, sorry that I ditch you guys. I heard about what happened. Are you okay? Are you hurt?” 

“Yeah, yeah, I’m fine. Where have you been?” Angel asks Husk. 

Husk twitches his ears and looks to the side to see Alastor standing by the front doorway. He shifts his gaze back to Angel and pulls him down so that he can whisper. 

“I’ll tell you everything later,” Husk says with a whisper. 

Angel blushes with a small nod in understanding.

Husk smiles softly at him and they walk towards the mansion together. Ozzie and Fizz glance at Blitzo, who’s smirking and nodding in approval for them. 

“Go get him, Angel,” Blitzo whispers to himself before looking into his phone to find his contacts that has Stolas’ name on top. He frowns and thinks about what Angel says about talking stuff out. A sigh escapes his lips and presses Stolas’ name to call. He puts his phone up against his ear, watching Ozzie and Fizz walking into the mansion together. He hears it ringing until a line picks up. 

“Hello?” 

“Hey, Stolas,” Blitzo greets Stolas. “How are you doing?” 

“Well, still dealing with the divorce, but I’m good other than that. How about you?” Stolas asks from the other end of the line. 

“Uh, good. We almost got shot, but we’re good.”

“Blitzy! Are you alright?! Are you injured--?!” 

“I’m fine, I’m fine,” Blitzo insists until he realizes he can hear a concern tone from Stolas. He stays silent for a moment before rubbing his face. “Hey, Stolas, there’s something I ought to say to you.”

“Yes?” 

Blitzo bites his bottom lip ragged. Breathing heavily in panic, no words appear out of his mouth. 

“Fuck,” Blitzo mutters.

“Everything alright, Blitzy?” 

Blitzo is silent for a moment, trying to think of an excuse to hang up the phone until he turns to see Fizz and Ozzie snuggling close to each other when Lucifer and Charlie come into the room to talk their ears off about something funny. 

Bella and Nora sit next to each other, blushing when they’re close until Vaggie sits between them with a watchful eye on Nora. 

Moxxie and Millie are sharing stories with the group, talking back and forth between each other and sharing laughs from the group. 

Cherri tries to keep Nifty from stabbing people in the room, earning giggles from the others. 

Then, Blitzo sees Angel snuggling up close to Husk subconsciously, with Husk almost falling asleep on him. Alastor only gives a small glare at Husk before noticing Nifty on top of his head to watch the others interacting. Vortex and Bee hold each other’s waist, sharing a small peck of a kiss to show affection.

Blitzo softens his gaze at the sight of them and remembers Angel’s words in his head. 

“Just talk things out.” 

Blitzo takes a deep breath in and then exhales. 

“What are we exactly?” he asks with a croaked voice. 

There’s silence in the phone.

“Uh, you’re not drunk, are you?” Stolas questions with skepticism in his voice.

“Nope,” Blitzo responds, almost ready to burst into tears. “Surprise?” 

Stolas is silent for a minute longer until a sigh echoes down the line. “I don’t know, Blitzy. I don’t know. Do you know what we are exactly?” 

“I think...we can be something...I don’t know, a bit more than just liking each other just for sex. Like...maybe just romantic partners. I know you’re still dealing with shit from your wife and it’s the worse time to ask this, but I guess maybe I want something more but I’m too afraid to say or feel it because--”

“Because of what?” Stolas asks softly, almost like he’s understanding. 

Blitzo sighs shakily, trying to withhold the tears. “Because it’s almost like everything I touch, it gets destroyed. And I’m afraid that I’ll destroy you the same way as I destroy everyone else in my life. I feel like a monster.”

He tries not to break down crying in front of Stolas, but he lets out small whimpers. 

“Are you sure you’re not drunk?” Stolas inquires as if he’s in disbelief of what he’s hearing. 

Blitzo chuckles, wiping leaking tears off of his cheeks. “Nope. All sobered up.” 

Stolas is silent for a moment from the other end of the line. “Are you sure you want something more than just sex, Blitzy? Or even with the sex at all? I--I know that I made you do things that you’re not proud of. It’s not fair to put you in the position between me and Stella--”

“Yeah, I’m sure,” Blitzo responds. “Besides, your wife’s a bitch.”

A huff in amusement escapes from Stolas’ mouth. “Yes, she is. But are you serious about this? Are you sure you want a relationship with me? I wouldn’t blame you if you want to back out of this now.” 

Blitzo glances up to see Angel laughing while Husk is telling his stories. He notices Loona getting along with Bella, letting her know that Bella has nothing to be afraid of when it comes to her by sniffing Bella’s hand and licks to show that she’s friendly to kids. He corners a soft smile while watching everyone he cares about spending time with each other. Then he sighs and nods. 

“Yeah, I’m sure,” Blitzo responds softly. He doesn’t know how, but he can imagine Stolas smiling softly from the other end of the line. 

“Alright, then. I still need to work things out with the divorce and--”

“It’s okay, take your time. I can wait.” 

“You sure?” 

“Yeah, I’m sure.” 

“Okay.” 

They both exchange a soft silence.

“Are you still going to kill the overlord?” 

“Fuck yeah,” Blitzo responds with his usual sass. “He’s kind of beating up my friend every day at the Porn Studios. So, it’s more a free of charge kill.”

“Oh my, I didn’t know that,” Stolas responds in concern. “Mind if I join in the killing?”

“Sure, we got the holy bullets,” Blitzo replies with a smirk.

“Good. Where are you at?” 

“Queen Bee’s mansion in the Gluttony Ring.”

“Alright, I’ll be there tomorrow~” 

“Wait, you’re actually going to show up?” 

“Someone’s gotta be there to catch you if you fall,” Stolas responds with a flirty tone. 

Blitzo blushes and giggles nervously. “Heh, I guess that’s good I got someone with wings to catch me.” 

“D’you mind if I bring Octavia too?” Stolas asks Blitzo. 

“Uh, yeah, why?” Blitzo questions. 

~.~

Unbeknownst to Blitzo, Stolas is surrounded by burnt rubble, sheltering him and his daughter from the fire that burned down Stolas’ home. Stolas peeks out to find more imps hunting down for him and his daughter. He looks at his phone and then his sleeping his daughter. 

Stolas takes a deep breath. “We may or may not be hunted down by an insane group of demons.” 

“Wait, what the fuck? What are you doing answering the phone then?”

“I had to quiet the rings down,” Stolas whispers. “We’ll be on our way right now. We’ll be there tomorrow.” 

Blitzo sighs from the other end of the line. “Okay. Be safe.” 

“We will. See you tomorrow.” Stolas hangs up the phone and picks up his sleeping teen daughter. ��C’mon, darling, I know where we can go that is safe.” 

With that said, he hurries out of the rubble and sneaks away from the mafia group with his daughter in his arms. 

~.~

Rosie sits patiently in the restaurant full of bloody meals from the demon. She has her tea, sipping it elegantly. She hears a couple of footsteps and notice a bat couple with concerned looks on their faces. 

“You made it just in time,” Rosie greets the couple. “It’s about time you take a break.”

“Did you hear anything about where Nora is?” the bat woman asks. “We know she gets into trouble usually, but it’s not like her to be gone for more than a couple of days. I’m worried that she’s slaughtered somewhere.”

Rosie waves her hand. “Keep calm, Eleanor sweetie. I did look for your daughter. She ain’t in the city. I think Susan spots her going with Little Charlie--I mean, Charlie. Oh my, shouldn’t have said that.”

“Oh, that’s a relief,” the man with bat wings responds with a sigh. “Maybe we should’ve just paid more attention to her.” 

“I’m not here to talk about your parenting skills, Sebastian,” Rosie responds. “The V’s are teaming up with Morrigan and Orais.” 

“What? Aren’t they the reason why you’re going into hiding?” Sebastian gasps in shock. 

“Shh,” Rosie shushes them. “I’m not surprised they’re back. He should’ve killed them when he has the chance. But we’re getting side-tracked. The V’s are going to hunt down the group your daughter is in. We need to find them before they do. Otherwise, both Morrigan and Orais will take over Hell. Are you with me?” 

“Whatever it takes to find our daughter,” Eleanor says with a desperate tone. 

“Good. Let’s go.” 

To Be Continued...

[itsyagurlchip]

٠ ˚ ※ ๋࣭  ᯓ⚝ ⋆ .˚✰Hell ofa Ride٠ ˚ ※ ๋࣭  ᯓ⚝ ⋆ .˚✰

✰⋆⁺ warnings: crack(!) I'm mean full on (!) moxxie's pov(!) cussing(!) like some real vulgar things(!) singing(!) reader is aro/ace coded if u squint(!) Moxie being a theater kid(!) guns(!) blood(!) y/n is being used (😱)(!) gore(!) I probably gotta go to church after this-(!)

✰⋆⁺Maybe I just want to loose my mind, or possibly vent. Arentcha tired of bein nice? dontcha just wanna go apeshit?

✰⋆⁺ You may have been afraid before, but you aren't anymore. LETS FUCK SHIT UP!!! I wonder what caused you to snap? Better yet, how do we put you back together? hell if I know 🤷🏾‍♀️.

On the news Katie Killjoy announced:

"Welcome back to the news!!"

"Yes- and here we are! My name is-" Tom suddenly got pushed out of his seat.

"No one gives a shit you pussyfart!!" Katie lashed out, with her arm stretched out to Tom's direction.

"On this cockblocked day we have the weakest shit you can find! Nothing more than a shooting at Straight Pride Square!!" (I wonder who the hell named that) "Take a look!" she said, as the camera zoomed in on reader and Blitzø shooting up a candy store, stealing a many treats as they could.

The camera zoomed even more on (Y/N)'s face to show how hard they were laughing. The TV turned off.

"Oh dear! What's going on with them? They're usually so kept together- and, you know, peaceful! dare I say shy!" Millie had walked in the room, bringing a cup to her lips as her brows furrowed in concern.

"Id blame the boss" Moxxie says, "I'll be back honey" He sighed as he stood up and walked to the door.

"Love you Mox! Don't die ❤️" Millie cheered!

"actually do it fatty" Loona demanded.

And he was off! into Imp city he goes! Adventurous as he was, Moxxie did have to admit he was feeling some fear,

'but not onto the brink of cowardice!', Moxxie recited in his head. His finger erected (hehe) into the air as he thought to himself,

"I gotta keep moving!" The thought of finding his shy friend filled him with determination. Moxxie marched on forward, head up and feet dodging and sidestepping nasty liquids!

The walk was getting a bit boring- so why not sing a little improv?

I save dick by giving it cpr~

let's watch-

HOLY SHIT! A car zoomed past him at Max speed! phew! that was close...-!

*POW POW POW*

Dear Satan? is that-!?

*more gun sounds*

Unholy cow, it is!!!

"(Y/N)???!?!"

The demon was on a shooting spree, gunning left and right everywhere they could.

"Oh, hey Pussy 😁👋" They replied back, swinging the machine gun around. Moxxie brought his hands up immediately.

"T-thats n-not my-" *GUH GUH GUH GUH (please pretend these are gunshots) * "-name.." The imp cowered out.

"Don't give a fuck🙄. Anyways- look at what Blitzø taught me 🤪" (Y/N) said as they brought the bazooka to the sky, spinning in a circle as she kills off atleast 30 flying creatures.

"um- (Y/N)? w-we should probablygobacktotheofficebeforesomethingbad-"

*BOW BOW BOW*

The new gun they had sent powerful sounds, as well as blows, to anyone in a mile radius. Their hair flew back as the impact from the gun expelled as much air as the reader pleased.

"Uhhhh- yea, imma go-"

"OH NO YOU DOING YOU MAN WHORE! COME AND GET SOME ACTION!!!" Blitzø suddenly arrived, throwing a few shotguns at the poor man. *BANG BANG BANG*

"YEA 🤩 GET IN ON THIS ACTION 😝😝(PAUSE)" The reader added on, getting a double homicide as a couple died by their will.

"yo ass fat gurl! lemme get a piece" someone in the background, who definitely doesn't matter, slid unattractively. Man, where did he come from?.

It didn't really matter, they were gonna die anyway. You then mumbled to yourself in irritation, noticing you missed a shot to that cannibalistic grandma you hate.

"Damn hag...Also- to whoever said that, your mom's a hoe 😌" They said, instantly piercing a bullet into the exact person who said that. His body fell from a roof with a splat, with some of the blood landing on Mox's face.

so that's where he was hiding. huh.

"YEAH, THATS THE SPIRIT (Y/N)!!!" Blitzo yelled as he strategically headshot 10 people in a row. He threw a few more bags of ammo at you, to which you caught, as he cackled and crankled at the chaos surrounding this part of the city.

"so, why are we killing people? I mean- we weren't payed for it, so-" *POW* Moxie just barely missed the opportunity to duck as a thick bullet slightly grazed his striped horns.

"SAY SOMETHING ELSE MOX POX 😡😡I DARE YOU 🥸🫵 SAY ANOTHER WORD AND YOU GONNA SEE A NEW LIGHT, AND YO WIFE IS GONNA SEE A NEW SPOUSE 😏😼😼" You shouted, pointing your weapon at him and thrusting your hips at the air.

"But I thought you were-!?" A gun from the background aggressively clicks. "I- ok..." Moxie fearfully replied, getting the dirty work done before he lost the love of his life as well as his own.

bullets pierced the air, as well as bodies, into the red sky, and onto the deep red ground. no one was safe from the reader's wrath. which is ironic because they're in the pride ring.

A few hours later, the 2 imps and the demon finally started their treck on home. that is if you can count shaking in a petrified way while being carried by your boss as walking.

Moxie started to theorize on why you had such a change in behavior, especially one like this! Did you have stinkmeaner's essence within you? were you perhaps a relative of the hateful spirit??? Have you unlocked something truly destructive to this hell???

And somehow you figured out how to speak with emojis? What the hell!!? That's a theory for another day.

Because that's just a theory. He couldn't prove anything even if he wanted to- Heck, Lucifer himself wouldn't even believe his words!

Man, it was a helluva ride. A ride Moxie never wanted to go on again.

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[derpyavocado]

*sigh* my faith in humanity continues to dwindle.

so i was scrolling through etsy to check out some stuff, i then come across this diane foxington body pillow, i glance at it and think oh that’s cool but wait something seems off….

i zoom in on it and see her eyebrow piercing is missing in the first and is messed up in the second as well as her eyes looking wonky. my brain immediately went to ai art.

so i checked out another item.

they’re selling a loona bodypillow and seeing this pretty much confirmed this was the doing of ai art. they are completely different sizes, minor details on one and not the other, random shapes on her body, many sets of ears on the second one, and again with the effed up eyes!

i looked through their shop and i found more body pillows with ai art and some other stuff.

i went on to ask them if they are using ai art and surprise surprise, they admitted to it.

this is just so disheartening, the fact that someone thinks it’s okay to not only generate ai art from stolen art made by actual artists but has the audacity to sell it and make it their own. now i can’t even trust sellers on etsy anymore without having to scroll in on their images to see if it’s ai or not. i love shopping on etsy and supporting my fellow artists on there but now i have to be careful and cautious to make sure i’m not giving my money to a scamming fraud who sells soulless ai crap for a quick buck.

sorry for the long post but i just wanted to bring people’s attention to this because i’m sure there’s more out there on etsy. it’s unfair that writers and artists have to work our butts off to create something that has meaning and brings joy to us and to those who support us while these lazy art thieves think it’s okay to have a stupid robot do the work for them and sell it as their own is so infuriating. ai art is not and will never be real art.

thank you if you’ve made it this far, hopefully you have a great rest of your day <3

[majorblinks]

What are your favorite K-pop songs of 2022?

anything and everything released by newjeans/le sserafim/ive this year - most favorites were hype boy, no celestial, impurities, love dive, my satisfaction <3 and ditto is so good too!!!

itzy music is usually somewhat hit or miss for me lol but i LOVE cheshire/snowy/freaky

twice between 1&2 and nayeon's solo album

seulgi's 28 reasons (both the album and the song)

pale blue dot/pose/need u from loona

EVERYTHING by stayc but the entire young-luv.com album is incredible

tally by blackpink/hard to love by rosé

girls/illusion/icu from aespa

everything from the feel my rhythm album by red velvet plus bye bye/on a ride/zoom from birthday

miyeon's solo album/everything off of (g)i-dle's i never die but ESPECIALLY never stop me/villain dies/liar/escape and change/dark (x-file) off of i love!

there are prob some i'm forgetting too LMFAO. for bg songs i really liked stray kids & txt's releases this year as well!!! <33

(also yunjin's solo song raise y_our glass which is brilliant and also not available on streaming so. also honorable mention to chaewon's covers of pov and bambi which are not HER songs [and pov isn't kpop lmfao] but like. idc they're amazing i've probably listened to them a million times)

[hisxloverx]

𝒱ℴ𝒾𝒹 || helluva boss & hazbin hotel : chapter 0

000|pilot

Ok so a little warning some of the characters in this will be ooc

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3rd person

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The scene opens with a shot of Imp City that slowly zooms in on the I.M.P building. The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to a closed door

labeled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it. The light flickers as the camera

zooms in on the door. Inside, Blitzo is walking in front a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees

Blitzo starts off by saying Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... he looks at Moxxie then says Moxxie.

Moxxie then gives him a wtf look

Blitzo then asks Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?

Millie who is an employee at the company and is moxxie's wife suggests a car wash to which blitzo says that no one cares about cars being washed as they live in hell.

Blitzo then suggests a billboard to which moxxie shuts down as they don't have money for a billboard to which blitzo replies

Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. He then pushes moxxie and asks them Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?

He then turns on the tv to which the tv starts playing a recording of the whole crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do.

Blitzo is then shown whacking a man with a mallet like a whack a mole moxxie is then seen blown away by shooting a shotgun though the mouth of a man that was tied to a chair

Loona swings a man back in forth in her mouth while Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs the video then focuses on Helena who is tearing a man up limb from limb

getting all her anger out  the camera then zooms in on the man's face only for everyone to see that the man's eyes were ripped out

The recording then ends as the setting goes back to the office where the crew is sitting watching the recording while eating popcorn

Blitzo then says that those were the good times to which moxxie replies to how he doesn't need any reminding as blitzo blow almost all of the crew's salary on a add that plays on tv on a channel that nobody watches

Blitzo offended then asks Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!

Millie then says that people love musicals to which blitzo says exactly and that they're basically making a musical he then turns to moxxie and asks him if he's trying to ruin his dreams like his dad did

Moxxie then tries to speak but blitzo interrupt's him by saying that all he sees is his dad's ass hole talking to him crushing his dreams

Millie then turns to her husband and asks him if he's trying to crush their bosses dreams to which he stutters Millie then flirtatiously says that she thought she knew him

She then sticks her tongue out playfully at her husband as he blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately

Blitzo then says to moxxie how he can't believe him he then tearfully holds up a employee of the month plaque with a picture of moxxie on it

Blitzo then continues his sentence and says after I made you employee of the month !

Moxxie feeling defeated then says that he's sorry and that commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre and that no one actually likes the jingle's to which Helena agrees and says something about how her favorite musical's don't even have jingle's

To which moxxie looks at her with a thank you look to which she nods to him and goes back to doing what she was doing

Millie then says that she liked the jingle to which moxxie says do not he then points to Millie and continues Do not agree with him in front of me!

The scene then cuts to the commercial of imp blitzo in the commercial starts off by saying his name and saying that the o is silent he then says how he's the founder of I m p as he jesters to the logo as it appears on the screen then disappears

Two pictures of Blitzo in different scenarios show while he speaks. The first shows him wearing two top hats through his horns, a monocle, and twiddling a fake mustache, 

while standing outside of a burning building with a sign that reads "Orphanage for Elderly Blind Newborn Dogs" appears. The second shows Blitzo wearing an angel costume at a

coffeehouse happily throwing an empty coffee cup in a trash can, instead of the recycling bin right next to it

Blitzo then asks Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to Hell, or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!

The commercial then cuts to a demon guy wearing an Ohio sports jersey, giving a testimonial, while Blitzo holds a cardboard sign in frame that reads "Some guy who hired us!!"

The demon wearing the Ohio jersey then says that after he lovingly killed his wife for sleeping with a delivery man he was surprised when he found out he ended up in hell after he died because a jogger saw him hiding the body

Blitzo is speaking to the camera and holding a grimoire, while Moxxie and Millie are arranging lit candles on the floor in a pentagram. While he speaks,

his eyes narrow as he does a magical gesture with his hand and a flaming portal appears on the floor. Moxxie and Millie run off in surprise. He tosses the grimoire aways as he walks up to the portal

Blitzo then talks to the camera saying Well, luckily for you. Thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive! He then falls backwards into the portal

The scene transitions to a person with their arms crossed and a thought bubble appears depicting another person being crossed out as the commercial jingle plays in the background

♫ When you want somebody gone, ♫

A dead body falls near the person as they notice and look up

♫ and you don't want to wait too long ♫

Moxxie, Blitzo, and Millie are shown in a circle logo. Blitzo holds his arms out as Moxxie holds up his rifle and Millie holds up her spear. A letter "I" appears to the left of them, while a letter "P" appears on the right of them. The trio together form a letter "M", thus spelling the initials I.M.P

♫ call the Immediate Murder Professionals! ♫

Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie are inside of their building and Moxxie throws a grenade out the window. The trio cover where their ears would be as an explosion goes off. A severed arm goes flying

♫ Hand grenade or cyanide, ♫

Blitzo is shown hanging someone with a rope as Millie finishes writing a suicide note

♫ We'll make it look like suicide ♫

Blitzo is shown electrocuting someone, Millie is shown hitting someone on the head with a mace, and Moxxie is shown strangling someone

♫ The Immediate Murder Professionals! ♫

The I.M.P. logo spins around quickly as the scene transitions to Blitzo creating a portal to the living world in a wall, then jumping through it. He is followed by Millie and then Moxxie, who trips over the grimoire and falls into the portal

♫ We do our job so well, ♫

The trio come up through the other end of the portal and adjust themselves

♫ Because, we come straight out from Hell! ♫

The I.M.P. trio suddenly look shocked as it appears they have accidentally teleported to a church in the middle of a service. A female preacher and the congregation look back at the demons in confusion and/or fear. One bearded man, however, has his head laid back as he sleeps with earbuds in.

Millie is shown struggling to remove a knife from a naked couple who are in 69 position, while Moxxie tries to look away, and Blitzo examines a pair of panties.

♫ We'll kill your husband or your wife ♫

Blitzo stabs someone toed to a chair repeatedly in the head while sporting a goofy expression

♫ We'll even let you keep the knife ♫

A quick sequence then shows the trio assassinating their targets in numerous horrific ways, such as with a medieval torture chamber, riding a shark,

burning someone alive, suffocating someone with a pillow, playing on a grand piano after it crushed someone,

and using an electric chair. In the final scene, the trio are hiding in a bush in a park and Moxxie is about to shoot a blonde woman looking at her phone from behind

♫ We're the Immediaaaaate... Murderrrrrr... Profession-- ♫

Moxxie accidentally shoots a boy passing by, eating an ice cream cone.

The boy then shouts AUUUGH!

The boy then collapses as Moxxie looks on in shock. Blitzo and Millie turn their eyes to Moxxie in surprise.

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The scene then cuts to a hospital operating room where the boy is wheeled in on a hospital bed by a doctor with a pink haired nurse and a blue haired nurse

The pink haired nurse then talks in a masculine voice telling the doctor that the boy is not responding

The blue haired nurse then says to get cool water stat

The pink haired nurse then whacks the boy in the face with a bucket of of water that does nothing but leave a large welt on his face

The blue haired nurse then points out that it didn't do anything

The boys tongue then flops down from his mouth

As the doctor gets frustrated and and says that he's not losing another one Everyone has their defibrillator paddles over the boy

The doctor then yells clear! They then all zap the boy and he then wakes up the boy then gasps and the doctor shocked says Holy shit! It actually worked.

Millie,moxxie and blitzo are then shown waiting outside of the room on chairs blitzo is shown reading a magazine while Millie is comforting her husband who looks absolutely devastated the doctor then walks out of the room with a clip board and says

That the boy is in stable condition but needs surgery he then asks them what insurance provider they have to which blitzo asks what insurance is

The scene then cuts to the imp gang along with the boy on the bed getting thrown out of the window while blitzo,Millie and moxxie all holding on to the bed for dear life

as they plummet screaming to the ground. The bed is stopped by a rope that has become tangled around Blitzo's foot. Blitzo slams his face into the bed, the rope snaps, and they all continue to fall.

A still shot of the I.M.P. logo is shown.

♫ Kids die for freeeeeee! ♫

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The scene then cuts back to the boardroom Millie and moxxie are sitting across from Loona who is sitting beside Helena who is showing Loona a video on her phone

Moxxie then says that the incident with the boy being Loona's fault as she is the one who gets the information on the targets

Loona who doesn't look up from Helena's phone says to moxxie to sit on a dick to which he says YOU sit! Sit on... a... and the... d-- DO YOUR JOB!!

Blitzo then says Hey, now. We don't blame our screwups on Loona or Helena okay?!

Blitzo hugs and nuzzles both Loona Helena as they are both sitting together as loona snarls at him in response as Helena just embraces the hug.

Blitzo then says that Loona didn't do anything wrong to which moxxie says that she's awful while saying that Helena is a sweetheart with to much trauma

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The scene then cuts to a flash back of Loona and Helena at their desks Loona is reading a magazine while Helena at her desk is reading a good girls guide to murder loona's desk phone then rings and she answers

Not looking up from her magazine she says Hello, I.M.P. Millie is heard on the other end of the phone saying to call moxxie and that she got stabbed while Loona suddenly hangs up disinterested

Helena goes to a different room and calls moxxie to tell him what she heard

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In The second flashback Loona and Helena are in blitzo's office as he gives them both gifts

Blitzo gives loona her gift first saying Happy Adoption Anniversary, Loonie! I got you a little somethin'.

Loona then asks if it's a cut for syphilis to which blitzo says I... Oh... Loona snatches the present and angrily slams it on the floor. And yells THEN, I DON'T WANT IT!

A large swarm of spiders suddenly emerge from the present box and swarm Loona up to her neck.

Blitzo suddenly hiding outside of the office window says that he's sorry that it's spiders Loona then shouts goddammit

While after that blitzo give's Helena a gift wrapped up in wrapping paper she opens it and sees it's a vinyl of Taylor swift's 1989 to which she shouts in happiness and hugs her adoptive father in pure happiness

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In the third flashback Loona is shown at her desk watching a video of Charlie Morningstar performing inside of every demon is a rainbow while Helena is at her desk reading a book while having her 1989 vinyl playing in the background as moxxie walks up to loona's desk

With a flyer that says Chub B Gone he then asks Loona if she just faxed him a add for weight loss to which Loona says no and moxxie asks why anyone would send him this to which Loona says that he knows why

And Helena says that he looks perfectly fine the way he is right now

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The next flashback starts with Loona rummaging through the break room fridge

Loona then yells that whoever left the avocado salad in the fridge she's taking it because she has a hangover

She then turns around to face Millie with a red box in her hand as she shuts the fridge door with her foot. She rips off the lid and drinks the salad

Millie then asks Loona why she would drink on a work night to which Loona says that she's hungover from the morning

Moxxie then enters the room and notices Loona with his box of avocado salad and asks Isn't that my lunch? To which Loona drops the box on the floor and says that she can't take the assault this morning and that she needs to blow off some steam

She kicks the box at moxxie knocking him out of the room and surprising Millie

Loona then runs out of the break room and out into the street she then screams out in anger

She then runs up to a succubus lady passing by on the other side of the street, pushing her baby in a stroller. Loona then kicks the stroller high into the air and storms off, while the demon lady stands there in disbelief. The scene transitions to Helena at her desk, telling Blitzo about a caller.

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Helena shouts to blitzo that stolas is on the phone saying Bliiiitzo! That nice, rich owl is on the phone! Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you! Sounds a little horny.

The scene then cuts to blitzo and moxxie at the water cooler

Blitzo then throw's his cup on the floor and yells Oh, GOD, it was one time! He crosses his arms then says that if he hadn't slept with stolas none of them would have access to the living world to which moxxie asks you what?

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The scene then cuts to a flashback of Stolas sleeping naked in bed. He is hooting like an owl and there are feathers everywhere. Blitzo, who is partially nude, walks away quietly with the grimoire in hand

Blitzo starts to talk to him self in a singing voice about how he has this heavy book

Blitzo then reaches Stolas' balcony and lays the grimoire on the ledge. Grunting, he then attempts to step up on the ledge using the grimoire. Instead, the combined weight sends both him and the grimoire falling forward off of the balcony

He then shout oh shit he then  lands on the cake that Stolas' wife stella and her friends were having, splattering pieces of it all over them

Blitzo then says off he turns to Stella then yells Sorry, I fucked your husband. The scene cuts back to Helena at her desk playing Taylor swift she then nicely yells for her adoptive father again to which he quietly shouts that he heard her

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The scene then cuts to blitzo in his office on the phone talking to stolas as he plays with a bobble head of moxxie

He asks stolas what he can do for him this time stolas is shown on his phone in his fancy mansion he then starts talking to blitzo saying that There's a political candidate causing trouble up on Earth for a few of his associates. And that He's trying to convince people global warming exists!

Blitzo then asks Doesn't it? To which stolas says yes but that more people die if nothing happens about it he then says that it gets lonely in his palace to which blitzo says that it makes sense

Stolas then asks blitzo You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzy? Blitzo then pulls his phone away and talks to himself blitzo under his breath saying God-fuckin'-dammit.

Stolas then says When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red {bleeped) of yours... {bleeped) your {bleeped) and lick all of your (bleeped), before taking out your (bleeped), and (bleeped) with more teeth until you're screaming (bleeped) like a FUCKING baby--!

Blitzo, who's visibly disturbed, scene pans to his with Stolas name listed as "creepy mouth (aka one night stand bird dick) with a call total of 48

seconds. as he hangs up, a knock out noise plays. He snaps his cellphone in half, smashes it with his desk phone, tosses said desk phone away, pulls out a blender, puts the cellphone pieces in it, and blends them. Blitzo turns and hands the blender to Loona, who was standing nearby.

Blitzo then tells loona to eat the blended up phone to which she does blitzo then asks her if she knows the bridge over the freeway to which she says yeah and blitzo says shit off it

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The flashback ends and blitzo is seen standing in the middle between the two chairs Helena and Loona are on to which blitzo says that Loona and Helena are important and valued members of their family and that they don't get rid of family

Loona is seen looking up from her phone and smiles briefly while Helena is shown with tearful eyes at what her adoptive father just said

To what blitzo said moxxie says that they are not a family and that blitzo is the boss they are the employees and that blitzo treats Loona like a meth addicted homeless woman they let man the phones

As Moxxie rants, Loona continues looking at her phone, slowly flipping Moxxie off

Blitzo then says how that's offensive and that without homeless people he wouldn't have half the joy and laughter he does in his life

Blitzo then puts his face up against the window cracking the glass, and sees a homeless demon, looking sad and holding up a sign that reads "Monee helps. Satan bless." A succubus is on her cellphone and turns away from the hobo. Blitzo smugly waves at him, before lowering the window blinds.

Moxxie then starts talking again saying that while their on the subject of "family" if blitzo can please stop finding him and Millie outside of work to which Millie says it's not a big deal and he shouts excuse me what ?

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The scene cuts to a flashback of Moxxie and Millie preparing dinner in their kitchen

Moxxie asks Millie if she could get the butter to which she says sure she then goes and opens the fridge and finds Blitzo inside as he hands her the gross, viscous butter

Blitzo then says Spoiler alert: the butter's spoiled! To which Millie giggles to which moxxie who throws some diced carrots into a soup asks his wife what's so funny

Blitzo then says Really impressive wordplay which moxxie shouts WHAT THE--?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!?!

Later that evening, shows a building, Inside their Moxxie and Millie are asleep in bed. The former is tossing and turning as the sound of a cat purring can be heard. Moxxie opens his eyes and sees Blitzo standing on him, looking him right in the eyes.

Blitzo then asks moxxie Whatcha dreamin' about? To which moxxie replies that he was dreaming of his parents being murdered and how now he would like to go back to that

In the next scene, Moxxie is singing the end of "Oh, Millie", as Millie joins in on some parts.

Moxxie sings ♫ Of all the imps in Hell, it's for her that I fell ♫ and Millie harmonizing sings ♫ It's for him that I fell ♫ and moxxie continues singing ♫ Oh, Millie~ ♫

The couple close their eyes to kiss, but Moxxie notices Blitzo outside the window holding a camcorder.

He then shouts angrily Are you fucking filming us right now?!

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The flashback ends as the scene cuts back to the board room in the present.

Moxxie then says Just... stop... doing that! To which blitzo shrugs and says that he doesn't see what the issue is then asks if there's something moxxie doesn't want him to see to which moxxie's eye twitches in anger as he shouts NO!

Loona snicker's and Helena looks upset at the same time as blitzo talks to moxxie saying You a baby-wiener-haver? To which moxxie says to his boss that what he says and how he acts is totally INAPPROPRIATE! He yells the last part as he stands up from his chair

Millie lays a hand on her husband's shoulder and says Calm down, Mox! You're gonna have another panic attack!

To which moxxie yells I AM CALM! He then starts whimpering angrily while looking back at blitzo Millie comforting her husband says Shh-shh-shh. There, there.

Blitzo then says Look, I don't judge the boring couple stuff ( he makes a sexual gesture with his hands) you do outside work hours. So, don't... judge me! To which moxxie tells his boss that he does judge him a lot

To which Millie says Mox, he's our boss! And blitzo says No-no-no, it's fine Mills, your husband is just... how do I say this without being offensive? He then smiles smugly and says retarded.

To which moxxie asks his boss if insulting him makes him feel better about his sad single life to which blitzo replies that it actually does the camera then zooms out to Loona and Helena

Loona then says The only reason you have a wife she looks up from her phone to glare at moxxie and continues her sentence is because you're easy to manage!

Millie then slams her hands against the table, looking at Loona with anger and says No, he's not, you she then in deeper tone says BITCH! She then flips Loona off

Loona then growls at Millie while Helena grabs one of her hands trying to calm down her adoptive sister

Blitzo then tell Millie to not talk to one of his receptionist's that way and that both of them Helena more then Loona are sensitive Loona then snaps at Millie being reminded of Helena's trauma saying Yes, we are!

The kid from earlier is heard offscreen saying all of you guys except for that traumatized dog are all fucking assholes.

Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie,Loona & Helena's eye all widen in surprise. They look at the kid, Eddie is lying on a table with three wires from a heart monitor attached to his stomach

Blitzo then tells the kid to shut up and that he's lucky to even witness this moxxie pinches the bridge of his nose then says Ugh, this company is such a mess!

Blitzo then says Alright, let's get back to talking about my outfit. To which Helena confused tilts her head and asks what? To which Loona says Nobody was talking about that!

To which blitzo says Which is why I'm tryin' to get that ball rolling. So, how does it look? It's good, right? And Helena says that it looks okay and asks if next time she goes shopping she can get a new suit for him to which he nods

The kid then points to blitzo and tells him that it's been literal hell having to pretend to be paralyzed so that they wouldn't kill him But, now he wants that. That he wants death he again points to blitzo and tells him

You are a selfish, greedy clown. And I'm a kid! We're supposed to like clowns! Even the creepy ones! Moxxie then says how that's not nice then gets cut off by the kid saying If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit.

Which makes Millie slams one hand on the table in anger while on the other hand she points to moxxie and says That's my husband you're talkin' to!

The kid laughs and asks her That's your husband?! Moxxie and Millie then snarl at the kid as he then says I figured you for a slut. But, I didn't know you needed dick that bad he then points to Loona and Helena and says and you two!

To which Loona protectively asks what about us ? The kid then says nothing I don't talk to dogs I'm a cat person to which Loona gives the kid a wide eyed glare she whines at the kid with anger then goes back to looking at her phone and showing Helena cool stuff

Blitzo then says Wow. Ah, y'know, kid, you kind of are a piece of shit. Everyone in unison softly agree loona's eyes then widen as she receives a text message to which Helena looks at her phone in curiosity Loona then says Oh, fuck! Guys, I just got a text from our client! Guess he was the right target after all.

Blitzo then asks who? To which Helena says and points at the kid him! The kid in disbelief asks me? Loona smugly says yup without looking up from her phone blitzo then asks they wanted us to kill an actual child to which Loona says that's what they're saying

Blitzo then says Well, Christ on a stick. I guess there is a God blitzo then draws a flintlock pistol and fires it at Eddie, killing him instantly the kid says OWWWW! he then crashes into the wall as he gets shot, covers a spot with blood as he says this, landing on the table while his eyes turn to Xs

Then blood covers the screen, then reveals Blitzo and Moxxie kicking Eddie's corpse, Millie stabbing him, Helena cutting out his vocal cords and eyes and Loona recording everything on her phone

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Blitzo is then heard voicing over saying Y'know, folks? With this company, I really wanted to prove that we're capable of doing the same things anyone else can. Like killing people!

Blitzo and Moxxie are shown wearing full hazard gear, dismembering Eddie's body with a hacksaw and chainsaw respectively. Blood splats on the screen again, then shows the group by a dumpster putting Eddie's body parts in a garbage bag.

Blitzo still voicing over says So, from us here at the Immediate Murder Professionals group, we promise to settle your unfinished business or your money... is gone and you're never getting it back, and you can write us a bad review but we'll play dumb to it, because it's Hell and no one fuckin' cares.

As Blitzo does the voiceover, he hugs Moxxie, Millie, Helena and Loona, the latter's phone flying out of her hands

Blitzo then tells them Y'know, even though this kid was a target... he's still a child. And it's important that he then wraps his tail lovingly around the group we handle this going forward respectfully.

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The group all smile as the scene cuts to a newscast, showing Eddie's mother tearfully holding up a bad drawing of her son. A male news reporter holds a microphone up to her, looking disinterested. The headline on screen says, "Mom sucks at drawing own kid", while the ticker bar constantly reads "There is a missing boy! Yet another missing kid!"

The kid's mother sobbing says that if anyone has seen her son to call her the kids dead body in a body bag then falls into her arms she then terrified shouts OHHH!

The kid's mother and the news reporter look up in shock as the camera follows their gaze. Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie are shown looking down on them through a portal.

Blitzo then smiles,waves and shouts to them you're welcome!

The trio then disappear into the portal as it closes

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Chapter 52: The new apartment starts getting set up, and baby says hello again.

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"Fuck, this shit is heavy,” Blitzo groaned, dropping the box full of clothes on the too-clean floor of the new apartment as Stolas started massaging his shoulders, the portal to their current apartment twinkling brightly around the edges.

“We can handle it, darling, just take a moment to rest,” Stolas said, setting the back of his hand on Blitzo’s forehead as if checking for a fever before it got brushed away.

“Look, I’m pregnant, not an invalid. I can still do something.”

“So carry lighter stuff, dipshit,” Loona said, gesturing to the bathroom. “There’re towels and meds and stuff, and we’re going to have to bring those over anyway.”

Blitzo brightened. “Great idea, sweetie!” He stepped back through, heading to the open bathroom and pulling the washcloths out of the drawer with a whistle. “Aww, I almost forgot about this one.” Buried near the bottom was a washcloth with a little puppy on it that still had a bloodstain from the first bath he’d tried to help Loona with. They were definitely keeping that one. He piled the mismatched cloths high that had gathered from this and that over the years- including one that he was still waiting for Moxxie to notice was missing- before navigating his way back to the portal.

The new bathroom was… cleaner. The little horse on the mirror was still taped up, and a shaky smile had been added to their muzzle. It still didn’t really feel like home yet the way their old one had, but… he’d get used to it, in time. Blitzo folded and unfolded the washcloths before putting them in the new drawer, trying to get them all to line up right even though none of them were quite the same thickness.

He wanted Loonie to be happy, and they were going to need the extra room for the baby. This was… good. Stolas already was his… his… partner? Boyfriend? Baby daddy? He still wasn’t sure what name he liked for this thing that was between them, but at least Stolas hadn’t tried to stick a medal on it and parade it around yet either, and for right now, just being themselves was good enough.

When he emerged, he could hear Loona shuffling around in her room and Stolas examining the box full of-

“Hey, those are mine!”

“Oh, they’re adorable! I’ll have to bring mine back to visit,” Stolas said, holding up one of the small horse dolls. “I knew that you made them, but there’s so many.”

“Can’t a guy have a hobby? I wanted to spruce the new place up a little, make it feel a little homier.”

“Of course you can, they’re wonderful,” Stolas said, offering the small red one he was holding to Blitzo. “You’ll have to show me how to make them one of these days.”

Blitzo blinked at the sincerity in Stolas’s tone. “Are you- really?”

“Yes really! I know you made one for Via, which really was very sweet, but I’d like to make a few of my own one day,” Stolas said, smiling down at Blitzo before giving his rounded stomach a pat. “I might want to decorate her nursery with something homemade.”

“I’ll- uh. I’ll have to set aside some time and show you then,” Blitzo said, setting the horse atop his stomach. “I’ve pretty much got a whole herd already, but hey, more are always welcome in the- family…?” The horse nudged against the side of his wrist, and he stared down at it. “Sprinkles, what are you doing?”

“It looks like the child liked that!” Stolas clapped his hands together in delight. “Is she moving around?”

“Not really?” Blitzo tilted his head, poking the side of his stomach before Sprinkles shuddered again, her feet leaving their perch on his stomach to raise up slightly. “Stolas, that’s cute, but-”

“I’m not doing anything,” Stolas said, looking slightly confused as his hands rested together, clapping stuttering to a stop. “Are you not- oh!”

The doll had lifted further, wobbling in midair with a faint red glow as the pair stared.

“That’s… new,” Blitzo said rather stupidly before Sprinkles zoomed up to bounce against his cheek, ramming into the squishy flesh over and over with a slight tingle from the magic. He couldn’t help a little grin at the affectionate way she nuzzled against his face. “Hey, you really wanna say hello to Daddy, huh? Gotta say, this is a good way to do it.”

“I guess she does!” Stolas said, wearing a matching smile before brightening further as the doll zipped over to him, brushing the middle of his face before abruptly dropping down to the floor. “Saying hello with a horse, she really is your daughter.” As if on cue, Blitzo’s stomach growled.

“Yeah, and she’s hungry like one too. Can I have some of that grub you ordered earlier?”

“Certainly, darling.” Stolas said, floating over a fast food bag with a greasy burger that was practically screaming his name. Blitzo felt something wet trail down the side of his mouth before scrubbing away at the thick drool with his sleeve, and Stolas snapped his fingers as the bag dropped into Blitzo’s hand. “It’s all yours. I imagine the magic might have drained you.”

“Eh, not as much as the time she jacked my whole body,” Blitzo said. “Floating horses is the most important of powers, though.” He used the spade of his tail to bat the horse back up into the air, catching it with his free hand. With a little squeeze just because, he turned it around, but now it felt like any other doll. “Geez, she’s still trying to surprise us, huh?”

“I suppose so,” Stolas said, watching Blitzo with a big, somewhat dopey grin as the imp settled down on the couch, tearing open the bag with Sprinkles placed carefully atop the couch’s arm. “It’s lucky that she was practicing telekinesis with your doll and not one of your intestines, though!”

Blitzo spat out the bite of burger he’d managed to take. “That was a fucking option?”

“No no, I would hope not!” Stolas waved his hands. “It never happened with Via either, I was just saying-”

“Yeah, it better not,” Blitzo muttered, poking his side. “I need all my organs in the right places, right, squirt?” There was only a hand pressed against his in response. “I’m going to take that as a yes.”

“Yo, Blitzo.” Loona poked a head through the portal. “I want to go grab some more actual food. Can I have your wallet?”

“Oh, sure sweetie!” He rummaged around in his coat for a moment before chucking it over. She had to lean forward to catch it, before nodding.

“Thanks, I’ll be back later.”

“Sounds good, we’ll be here!” He waved, and she paused for a moment before waving back, tail swaying from one side to the other as she turned around. Blitzo couldn’t help the way his mouth twitched up as the portal slid shut. He turned to Stolas, planting a hand on his hip. “Hey! We’ve still got shit to do, and don’t cut my daughter off like that!”

“I’ll re-open it in a minute, darling, I just don’t want to keep it open consistently if we aren’t moving back and forth,” Stolas said. Blitzo considered for a moment, then shrugged.

“Fine, I guess I wouldn’t want to burn the energy either.” He yawned. “We’ve got most of the shit moved over already, it’s not… a big…” He blinked, eyes drooping before there was a tug inside of his head. “The fuck…?”

“Blitzy?” Stolas rounded the couch, looking worried. “Are you quite alright?”

“I’unno, my head feels weird.” He rubbed the side of it, feeling the baby move at the same time as his muscles relaxed like someone had shot a sedative right into his spine.

“Perhaps it’s just from the magic?”

“Maybe…” He trailed off as his fingers curled without thinking and it clicked as honey-sweet warmth gushed through his blood. “Wait. Wait, she’s stretching out again.”

“She’s trying to possess you?” Stolas leaned forward. “Has that happened since the initial incident?”

“Once, when I was back home the night before we went to Aamon’s,” Blitzo admitted, feeling the words slur slightly.

One of Stolas’s hands glowed as he set a hand on Blitzo’s cheek. “I can try to settle her down, you shouldn’t have to deal with that.” The touch was… nice, and Blitzo found himself leaning into it.

Blitzo yawned again as he considered, thoughts already a little bit goopy next to the crackling fire that was lighting under his skin and the gentle air of Stolas’s natural scent combined with his preening oil. “Nah… leave it.”

“Leave… are you sure?”

“I w’nna see. You got your phone, right? Show me.”

Stolas nodded, sitting down next to Blitzo. “Well, yes, but- I’ll wake you up if anything happens, alright?”

Blitzo yawned again, resting his head on the owl’s lap before allowing his eyes to slip shut. “Mhm. Sounds good.”

It only took a few moments for consciousness to slip away, leaving only the pillowy comfort of nothingness. Distantly, he could feel shifting around, gentle vibrations and little bits of laughter, but it was as if he was settled on the bottom of a pool made out of jam, senses muffled. The easy, fuzzy contentment that sloshed through his body made it all too easy to just settle, feeling only faint twitches here and there as well as a pleasing pressure on his middle.

All he had to do was… let go.

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“Darling?” Blitzo woke back up to a gentle smack on his cheek. “Are you there? Oh, I knew I shouldn’t have let you sleep…”

“Hubawah…?” Blitzo’s mouth tasted like Stolas’s feathers, and he grimaced, spitting out a bit of saliva even as a pleasant hum sounded from deep in his brain. “Whuh’appened?”

“The baby possessed you again, dear,” Stolas said, tilting his head from side to side. “You allowed it this time, do you remember that?”

“Yeah, I… yeah,” Blitzo said, sitting up. He was still draped across Stolas’s lap, but they’d been moved to the bed in the room that he’d picked as his own, and his muscles were filled with sunshine lead. It was the kind of satisfied exhaustion of a good fuck, or a hit well-done, and he stretched out like a cat with a pleased hum. “She didn’t do anything dumb, did she?”

Stolas shook his head, relaxing a little now that it was clear that Blitzo was fine. “No, nothing dumb. I’ll show you.” He grabbed his phone from next to him, flicking through apps with his thumb for a moment before opening up his videos and sliding it over once one started playing.

Blitzo watched as the video bounced for a moment before stabilizing as Stolas leaned the phone against the lamp, bringing both of them into relief. His body was glowing slightly as it blinked his eyes open. They were blown almost too-wide and a glowing layer of pure black coated them as they looked up at Stolas, and the tiny end of his tongue slipped out of his mouth as his tail thumped against the couch.

“Hello there, dearest,” Stolas cooed, cupping his (their? her?) cheeks and getting a rumbling purr in return, happily snuggling up against his touch. “I suppose you would like affection a bit more than your father.”

“Hey, I’ve cuddled with you plenty,” Blitzo grumbled, and Stolas pecked a kiss on the top of his head.

“I know you have, dear.”

Onscreen, the body wiggled around a little before pressing their cheek against Stolas’s middle, hands pawing at the air. It was almost uncanny- he’d seen a video of himself absolutely shitfaced once that was kind of similar, but even then he’d been slurring out words, not just purring with little chirpy clicks slipping from his mouth and chest. Stolas petted over her cheeks before a hand rested on the body’s stomach, getting an increase in the purring as he started to rub in slow circles.

“You like that, don’t you?” Stolas murmured, kissing over red and white cheeks, and it got little giggles out of the body, tail thrashing around like an inflatable advertising tube on a windy day. “You’re such a sweet little thing, I can’t wait to meet you- oh!” His hand froze. “You kicked out- I don’t know how much you can feel both ways, but I hope it feels nice.”

The baby nuzzled at Stolas’s middle again, pushing up the shirt and playfully nipping before he pulled it back down. “That’s just for your father, dear.” She whimpered for a moment before he started rubbing her stomach again, which calmed her down. (Geez, she was in there and in control of the body. Mindfuck.) “I imagine you’re just trying to get used to my scent, but you’ll have plenty of time for that later. We both love you so, so much, little one, I- I promise.” The last word cracked a little, and she squirmed a little to better rest on his lap before continuing to purr, the deep kind that Blitzo knew vibrated your whole body. She nudged her cheek against Stolas again, eyes wide for a few more seconds before they started to droop shut.

“Do you want to sleep?” Stolas asked quietly, but she didn’t respond, just letting the eyes slip shut as Blitzo’s body fell limp. Stolas glanced over at the phone before reaching over, cutting the video.

“After that, I just brought you in here,” Stolas said, picking the phone back up. “You slept for a few minutes, but I imagine you’ll want more considering you were knocked out fairly quickly after waking up last time.”

Blitzo realized that one hand had started unconsciously rubbing at his stomach again, and he cleared his throat.

“I guess she was just really eager to get her baby-drool all over you already, huh?” He swiped at the side of his mouth.

“I guess,” Stolas said, shifting slightly. “That was… nice. Thank you for allowing us that.”

“I was just curious if that’s a natural high I can exploit now that I’m cut off from the good stuff,” Blitzo said with a second stretch, even as another yawn escaped him. “It was… weird, but not a bad kind of weird. I can’t really shove her into control, though, and I don’t want her to start drooling on my employees, so that’ll have to be a you-and-me thing if junior ever tries to do it again. If I try and I’m away, I can get her to buzz off.”

“That sounds fair- she was more confused last time, so perhaps she’s just getting used to being a person?” Stolas suggested, letting his hand settle atop Blitzo’s with black fingers sliding in between red.

“The earlier she gets that figured out, the better,” Blitzo said, letting his head rest against Stolas’s chest as his own gently rose and fell with each breath, just taking in the moment before the soft sheets and warm body around him let him drift away again.

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As Loon came to the elevator, Vortex came out from the door opposite of their office and went over to also take the elevator down. "Going down?" He asked with a smile and a wink to the other hellhound. But once he went in and the door closed, he could smell it, her heat.

Loona squeezed her legs together and gave Vortex an awkward smile. "H-heyyyy, Tex, ha, I guess we're both going to lunch at the same time? Neat." She gave a nervous gulp as she squeezed her legs together, her tail swishing in front of her to try and hide her crotch discretely. Of all the people she could run into on her lunch break, it had to be him. She could feel her pussy dripping, her nipples hardening under her top. She needed to get somewhere private fast, otherwise she might very well just drop to her knees in front of him. "Soo, you and Bee doing alright?" As she asked the rather awkward question a loud shuddering sound came from all around them followed by the sensation of a sudden drop and loud screeching from outside and a sudden stop. Loona was thrown against Vortex by the sudden short drop, growling in frustration as she looked up to the small security camera and speaker in the elevator. "What the fuck was that!?" Building owner: "Hello? Yeah sorry folks, looks like the elevator is out of order, if any losers are stuck in there then fucking wait, don't go breaking my shit just because you're unlucky! I'll get a repair crew out there eventually, probably, whatever." The speaker clicked off as the camera zoomed in on them, as if daring them to try and pry the doors open. Rest assured if either of them tried it then they could expect a massive rent increase for their offices.