#looks like meats back on the menu boys

[hellothereimhannah]

Nerd level: quoting The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers in its entirety

[aftermyownart]

We stan supportive friends. Also, should we get some salads for the table? How many of us want salad? Grorugrok, don't worry, we know you're allergic to parsley....

(I know it's probably been done before, but idc, it's just so funny to me).

[theuglymachine]

This orcish chopper is named Lovebite, and is the product of a collaboration between myself and another smith in my guild (they did a rough forging, I did the grind and the rest of the finishing and handle)

[pengtheplush]

Forgot I had this dude. Fresh meat for the menu!

[sainamoonshine]

Should I make this my new profile picture y/y?

[princess-of-the-corner]

Hm. Let's see what's on the menu tonight!

*spins wheel in brain*

Who wants to ask about my bnha nonsense?

[bebe-benzenheimer]

starbucks hoes every August 30th:

[oldfatwarlock]

This came today. What a beautiful book!

[us-ugay]

alfreds

big

perky

tits

yall were just gonna have me wait to open twitter to hear about alfreds big perky canon tits huh

[mercisnm]

something inspired by @PerniciousInfluence's fic Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond (an E-rated fic with magic cock and magical pregnancy, read the tags before proceeding folks)

full version (nsfw for sure) on my privatter (answer yes/no for the age question and you should be able to see it)

[sunnibits]

anyways IF GOD HATES IZZY STANS THEN WHY DO WE KEEP WINNINGGGGG!!!!!

[scrimmiestbingus]

Did anyone else accidentally overkill Cazador? I spent the whole game prepping for that fight because A) I heard people say it was hard, and B) I hate him. And the end result was:

Turn 1: My sorcerer Durge Rhyo uses fireball twice, and Shadowheart uses conjure daylight. Cazador tries to use a spell, my sorcerer uses counterspell.

Turn 2: Rhyo uses wall of fire twice, Shadowheart runs around with spirit guardians to clean up his minions while Lae'zel waylays him. Fight is over. Cutscene starts.

Bro didn't get to do SHIT. Barbecued. Deep fried. Oven roasted.

[courtchip]

ECW - Dec. 16th, 2006 - CM Punk vs. Hardcore Holly

[transpanda-1]

🧵Oh. Um. Er. We didn't realize Vanitas had nothing to do with time travel in KH3. We just assumed he gained more power from monster's inc world, not that he was *literally recreated* there.

Uh.............................. *cough*, let's just ignore that lil tidbit and-wuh. Wait a minute he was time traveling in Dream Drop Distance right???

Ugh, KHIII!!!!! *shakes our fist at it* always complicating our fic writing!!

[falcontheartist]

Good art but—

-Gets Shotgun-

ROOTIN TOOTIN READY FOR SHOOTIN BOYS!!!

LETS KILL OURSELVES A PRINCESS!!!

EEEEEHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nutcracker Season # 9 Fighting against an enemy More like losing to an enemy I almost didn´t finish this, I lost inspiration halfway through it, but I did it Anyway, this might have a continuation ;) Garrion belongs to @ladyfluffbutt Hans belongs to @hntrgurl13 And Pirlipat belongs to @theevilemster

[mnfrostofficial]

my codependent other half isn’t online you guys don’t understand i’m boiling over i’m missing the limb to store it in