#look hes not really a priest

[sleepymccoy]

The local priest refuses to buy a phone so instead of texting his on again off again boyfriend, the plumber who attends call outs, he just vandalises some pipes and waits around for his beau to arrive for a booty call. The plumber has not figured this out and is conflicted about fucking a guy who habitually destroys so much property. Neither is looking to change the dynamic.

The sex is fucked up and fantastic

[corvids-corner]

💙 some quick priest!kurt photo edits - the references 💙

[cobaltfluff]

wait, who's getting married??

[fisheito]

olivine

olivine save me

sAve Me Olivine

- Everybody

[canisalbus]

Trying to imagine if the Pope in Machette's universe is, like, a Pomeranian, and thus shrinks down to a fraction of his original size when wet. Like it rains and everyone is like 'oh, Your Holiness. Oh no'

.

[mydearthisbe]

Things I Loved About Fleabag (2016):

The careful balance of spiralling and sincerity that keeps you rooting for resolution and relief, despite the show intentionally framing itself around grief

The way that it is clear based on the way that they talk about her that Fleabag is a great deal like her mother (her off-colour jokes, her charisma, even hints of difficult friendships through the Godmother) but they don't have anyone make that comparison until the last episode of S2, with, "You are the way you are because of [your mother]" and the look of surprise on Fleabag's face when she hears it

"Don't make me an optimist; you will ruin my life," being such a telling line, because as you fall in love with the Priest, and Fleabag, you want to believe that things will work themselves out

The love in Claire's line to Fleabag, "The only person I'd run through an airport for is you," and the delightful contrary optimism of her deciding to go to the airport anyway

The revelation that Boo had offered to take Fleabag's love for her mother, intertwining both losses

The way that the Priest not only breaks through the carefully constructed narrative relationship that Fleabag has with the viewer, but also himself directly looks toward the audience on a separate beat as he tries to understand her more ("You don't like answering questions, do you?")

The entire sequence of the last few scenes, "Being a romantic takes a hell of a lot of hope," to "I love you." "It'll pass," to Fleabag walking around with a statue that is, in some ways now, a physical representation of the love she is carrying around. Because while the show is about grief, and love, it doesn't feel like it is asking you to overcome those things, but to learn to live with them while moving forward

[lalalalalalakakakak]

Let’s goooooooo!!!!

Valastor week day 1: ARRANGED MARRIAGE (they have everything already arranged)

@valastorweekofficial

Val believed that having a priest to perform the wedding was essential.

So Alastor suggested kidnapping Vox.

[mobius-m-mobius]

Maybe I'll just do a little blessing, or prayer, to get us started on the right foot.

OWEN WILSON as KENT in HAUNTED MANSION (2023)

[theghoulboysblog]

i think about these pictures from the buzzfeed exorcism video literally every day because even through the uncomfortability and awkwardness that was that video, shane was still right there making ryan laugh, and i think that’s so nice :)

the only besties that matter i fear! :)

[flikkerij]

wore this look to the summer market in my biblebelt town and only got one (1) "HAHA, BLUE HAIR FAGGOT" thrown at me and honestly that hurt. i put so much effort in my outfit today only for you to focus on my hair??

[coconut530]

BAD “BOYFRIEND”

[solaria-writes]

Ancient Roman Names for the Guys of the NXX + Darius

Lucius Petronius Fidelis (Luke Pearce)

Lucius (/ˈluːʃ(i)əs/): Roman praenomen, or given name, is said to have been derived from lux, light, and is supposed originally to have been given to children who were born at dawn. Others connect the name with the archaic adjective loucus, which meant "bright" or "shining", pointing out the Greek cognate, leukos, from which the personal name Lucas or Luke is derived.

Petronius (/pɪˈtroʊniəs/): Roman nomen or family name appears to be a patronymic surname derived from the Oscan praenomen Petro or Petrus, meaning "stone, yokel, woodpecker".

Fidelis (/ fɪˈdeːlɪs/): Roman cognomen, from the word fidelis, meaning "faithful".

Gaius Menenius Dārēus (Darius Morgan)

Gaius (/ˈɡaɪəs/): Roman praenomen, or given name, of uncertain meaning. It is possibly derived from Latin gaudere "to rejoice", though it may be of unknown Etruscan origin. This was a very common Roman praenomen. 

Menenius (/meˈnɛːnius/): Roman nomen, or family name, which comes from the root “mens,” meaning “mind” or “intellect.”

Dārēus (/dəˈɹaɪ.əs/): Roman cognomen, or nickname, which traces back to Old Persian: 𐎭𐎠𐎼𐎹𐎺𐎢𐏁 Dārayavauš, which is composed of 𐎭𐎠𐎼𐎹 (Dāraya-, lit. 'to hold') and 𐎺𐎢 (va(h)u-, lit. 'good'), meaning "holding firm the good", "he who holds firm the good(ness)."

Mettius Aurelius Artemis (Artem Wing)

Mettius (/ˈmɛtiəs/): Roman praenomen, or given name, possibly derived from the Oscan word meddix meaning "magistrate". 

Aurelius (/ɔːˈriːliəs/): Roman nomen, or family name that was derived from Latin aureus meaning "golden, gilded". According to some, Aurelius was derived from a Sabine word for the sun.

Artemis (/ˈɑːrtɪmɪs/): In ancient Greek religion and mythology, Artemis is the goddess of the hunt, the wilderness, wild animals, transitions, nature, vegetation, childbirth, care of children, and chastity. In later times, she was identified with Selene, the personification of the Moon. The goddess Diana is her Roman equivalent.

Imperator Caesar Marius Hostilius Augustus (Marius Von Hagen)

Marius (/ˈma.rɪ.ʊs/): Roman nomen or  family name that was derived either from Mars, the name of the Roman god of War, or else from the Latin root mas, maris meaning "male".

Hostilius (/hɔsˈtɪ.lɪ.ʊs/): Roman cognomen that might be derived from hostis, "stranger, foe", but it could possibly have originated as a variation of Faustus, another ancient name meaning “fortunate”.

Gulielmus Albius Strigo (Vyn Richter)

Gulielmus (/ɡʊ.lɪˈɛl.mʊs/): Latinized praenomen or given name that derives from the Germanic Wilhelm (Vilhelm), whose roots wil (“will, desire”) and helm (“helmet, protection”) combine to mean “resolute protector”. 

Albius (/ˈal.bɪ.ʊs/): Roman nomen or family name derived from the common Latin surname Albus, meaning "white".

Strigo (/ˈstrɪ.ɡo/): Roman cognomen or nickname derived from the common Latin word strix, meaning “owl-like”. 

[canisalbus]

Almost forgot to look at the tags in that Giordano post, I'm glad that Cardinals being higher than Archbishops was something you mentioned, and that I was remem that fact correctly :). And I love that Machete surpasses someone who thought him to be a "good for nothing". Go white boy go!

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[mandalorianbrainweasel]

[cosmic-walkers]

You know, I do believe there were times during the interrogation where Stephen imagined the relationship he ‘could have had’ with Thomas. Perhaps, there were even points where he “forgot” that this was an interrogation that would ultimately end in Thomas’s death, and let his mind wander to old times.

Like times when they worked with Wolsey. This is probably not the first time he’s seen Thomas hold his own in a hot seat; there had to be times when they were younger, working under Wolsey, when he sat and enjoyed seeing Thomas use his lawyer jargon, and run circles and circles around young men who think they could best him. And I mean even after Wolsey died the books, until Stephen is sent to France, they have a decent on-and-off relationship where they work together and occasionally, would spend time together.

But, I just took notice of the way he was looking at Thomas during the interrogation, the way they caught each other’s eye once or twice and held their gaze for just…a moment, as if Stephen was going to see how Thomas could wiggle his way out of this hole. He was amused because he knew Thomas more than anyone in there, longer than anyone in there. There was a time they were friends, a time where an event like this - Thomas using his wit to outsmart people - was just a common thing between them, and Stephen was impressed. But of course, when Norfolk started talking, reality came crashing down and Stephen had to accept that, this fire he enjoyed so much from Thomas, would be put out in less than what? Forty-eight hours? His friend, his enemy, the man he had hated but respected, the man he had in a way been manipulated into hating, who annoyed him so much but also brought him some forms of amusement and excitement would be dead. And he’d never see him again. Thomas was the only one imo who could both handle Stephen and bring out a more complex side of Stephen.

[widevibratobitch]

when i say i am obsessed with him