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Ayesha Liveblogs The Heart Killers

I am very excited for this show. My understanding that it is the two guys from Hidden Agenda + 10 Things I Hate About You (The Taming of the Shrew) + political assassination. I can't wait to find out more

"88, you're up." It's a toss-up if this is going to be a brothel, a host club, or a lightweight boxing ring

"Not too fast, sir. Let's wait for the food to arrive. We can go all out with no interruptions after." Oh, so the first one!

Side note: If this plan to get this man was all contingent upon the client choosing #88 specifically, it seems like they were leaving a lot up to chance. What if he chose someone else?

"Who the hell are you people?" "We're the guys who'll take you to heaven, sir." Well, that would be a non-suspicious thing to say in this environment if it weren't for the gunshots about to go off

Those were very quiet gunshots, actually! Colour me surprised

Why've they named the only white man in the cast Captain Christ??? That's hilarious LMAO

I do appreciate them naming all the characters in the intro though, makes it easier to follow. Also wild that one of the main characters is named Bison, I feel like he got the short end of the stick

"We literally just clocked off. Shouldn't you be laying low?" "Are you my brother or my father Fadel? You nitpick too much." I am vibrating with joy, I love 10 Things I Hate About You. I can't wait for Fadel to be romanced into unclenching

I appreciate that they captioned "Old Fart" as the contact name on the phone screen, very important characterization

"You're with your best friend, but you keep looking around for your next body count." Is the bowling alley the hot place to hook up now?

"But you're in no position to call me out when you've been playing around just the same." Friendship Genre: Bowling Alley Whores (complimentary)

Another reason to watch this show is Dunk Natachai's crop tops

You know, of all the suspicious things that Bison has done (killing a man who at least five witnesses saw him with, close physical contact and having drinks that leave his DNA, wearing bright red as he leaves), the most suspicious is going to a bowling alley alone. THAT'S killer behaviour. Was the motorcycle driver he left with an Uber? Did you Uber from the crime scene?

"I'm sorry. I was just making small talk because I thought you're cute." "See, that ain't so hard, right? No need to be patronizing." HAHA Bison said: I am not accepting constructive criticism at this time

"I literally had one can of beer." "Hey, that's already one too many. You shouldn't even be behind the wheel!" I appreciate the sentiment. Also there's so many scenes between these two actors about drinking and driving LMAO. This is like the third one

Style and Fadel have gotten off on an interesting foot with their Meet Rude at the Hit-and-Gotta-Run

Meanwhile simultaneous to the Meet Rude: Bison-Kant Hotel Hook-Up

"You're not doing this solo, you know?" Bison said: I do offer constructive criticism in the bedroom however

Kant's tattoos really do look like stickers, which makeup artist was responsible for this LOL

You will NEVER catch me going to a tattoo studio called Ink Sting

"I don't wanna be an uncle yet." You see, it is clear from context clues that Babe is Kant's brother's name, but it is a little confusing with it also being a term of endearment

Kant said: We do not do subtle literary allusions here, watch as I read the play that inspired this show

"Our gig last night. We made headlines." [Crime Boss Shot Dead at Massage Parlor] "Crap. Ain't that cool? Do they know we did it?" They will soon if you keep casually discussing it at your fast food establishment, Bison

"Do you forget who and why we had to move our house and business here?" PLEASE SHOOTING OFF YOUR GUN FOR EMPHASIS DURING KARAOKE IS THE FUNNIEST REASON EVER TO HAVE TO MOVE YOUR HITMEN BUSINESS

"Mother only wants us to kill bad people. Those money laundering, drug and human trafficking scums." Mother as in their boss' nickname or literally their mum? Crazy way to be raised LMAO

Please, that's so insane that Bison's like 'Maybe we should stop killing people for a bit' and Fadel's like 'Unrealistic, blocked.' However, I guess once you're in, you're in

"What do you need me to do?" "Get close to some hitmen." I was wondering what the motive for Kant to start scheming would be, and it turns out he is a car-thief-gone-tattoo-artist-gone-narc

Also Captain Christ fully extorting Kant to be an informant. ACAB

Style so far is my favourite part of this show. I love his little Garage Dance. He's in a different genre of show than the other three guys

Biblically accurate Joongdunk to be two inches from each other's mouths as soon as they're on screen together

"Why didn't we open an omelette restaurant instead?" LMAO BISON CAN'T COOK?? Rough

"Do you have delivery? I might need to order this later." "Currently we don't. But if you want it, I'll be right at your door." Weel weel weel, aren't you a smooth operator, Bison

"In our profession, when someone approaches us, it's wise to assume they want something. Don't be their victim." That's good advice from Fadel, actually

"You flip burgers? You certainly don't fit the look. " "What should we look like? With a bun on our head?" I love Style trying to flirt and Fadel responding with pure hostile energy

Serves Style right for trying to flirt with a sharp object (Burger Pin)

"Something happened when I was a kid. I almost drowned." Calling it right now, one of them is ending up in the water in a future ep

Honestly, very fair of Fadel to not like Kant groping his brother in front of their restaurant in broad daylight. Plus, he IS a narc

"What do I have to do if I want to be the first guy to take you out?" "Win Fadel over." "How should I proceed?" "It's impossible. Fadel doesn't trust anybody. He has no friends. He doesn't believe in love. As long as he's single, so am I." "What I hear is, if your brother has someone, it's possible between us." We've arrived at the plot

"I'll do it. Not just for the car, but someone like him needs to be humbled by someone like me." This somehow seems worse than doing it for money, Style

"How you'd find this place?" "Nothing is out of my reach if I really want it." Also, he was literally wearing a pin that said Heart Burger

WHY ARE THEY ZOOMING IN THE BUTTER KNIFE LIKE FADEL'S CONSIDER AN IMPROMPTU BUTTER KNIFE MURDER HAHAHA

Things are not going well for the Fadel-Style flirtationship:

"He's just a normal, harmless tattooist," said Bison, standing over the corpse the guy he and his brother had just murdered

Gkjhkjhg Style's new flirting strategy: Causing a ruckus at the farmer's market

Fadel said: I will ruckus you right back, get hosed, Style

"If you play with him every day like that, you'll only regret it when we have to move again." The cat is a metaphor, perhaps

I guess Kant information-gathering for Style's romance endeavours is two-birds-one-stone because he needs to know about Fadel anyway

Vandalizing your own restaurant to distract your brother is deranged, but not as deranged as being a hitman, so all in perspective I guess

Bison said: Here is your Illustrated Guide to Hitting on Fadel

"You greenlit me to have my friend take your brother out. Wasn't it because you wanted us to be something?" "I just want Fadel to let his hair down a bit. I need some time to live my own life." Both reasonable takes

I like that at no point has Bison asked any questions about the friend that Kant has enlisted. Not gender, age, appearance. Nor has Kant asked for any criteria for Fadel, aside from being bold and crazy. They're both like, 'I trust that your friend is hot and annoying enough to enchant my brother'

"Well, then, based on your books, what should I do in this situation?" Ulterior motives aside, it is sweet that Kant is asking his little brother for advice

"If you want to join me, catch up." HAHAHA get 'im Fadel

I guarantee Style's bleacher cheer is a Heather Ledger reference

"I'd like to be the first to eat you." Style is bold, I'll give him that

"Sorry, I was taking orders from some customers for you." WHAT? Style said: I will convince anyone that I work anywhere, give me five minutes

With Tawan (Bowling Flirter) this show has more racial diversity than any Thai show I've seen (having more than one white guy)

Incredibly, Fadel is responding positively to Style's Hell's Kitchen-esque narration of his cooking

Even more unsubtle references: The music talking about hidden motives during the Bowling Alley Dance-Off

"But you're allowed to look, you know? I don't mind." Fadel said: Oh no, you've found my weakness, which happens to be Naked Style

The closest Style has come to successfully flirting with Fadel is almost initiating a handjob in the sauna

Also that Sauna Uncle was right to be judgmental, this is a public gym, that's not sanitary!

"I like you. I liked you the moment I crashed into you that night. It was love at first sight. So damn romantic. Straight out of a movie." "Or a freaking soap opera. I don't believe you." Wise of you, Fadel

Style said: I have now rewritten my Fadel strategy. Blind horniness will see me through to the end

(And he was right! Fadel has no armour against Style giving him a leetle kiss on the mouth)

"Did I do a good job hitting on your boyfriend?" Not Tawan being a jealousy-for-hire LOL

PLEASE Fadel is so social media savvy, he found out that his brother won a dance competition right away and ambushed him with it. What's he got, a google alert?

"We're in the internet era. Don't you think having no social media would be weirder?" I'm actually with Bison on this one

"What else do you think he wants from me, Fadel? He wants my body. He wants my heart." Bison's sincerity is a little heartbreaking

Fadel said: Okay FINE, the sauna thing got me, sue me

"But for this kill, you need to make it a spectacle." I can't imagine this'll go well for Fadel and Bison

"What would you do to torture the truth out of me? Would you kiss or choke me?" "You'll know." THIS IS A DERANGED interaction to have in a public place

"'If I be waspish, best beware of my sting.'" Kant said: You know, Bison, I actually come with a Shakespearean warning label!

"Do I look like I can hurt anyone?" asked Bison, as if he did not have a body count higher than most serial killers

"Up your game and gain his trust. He'll lead you right into his house." Captain Christ, this feels like you are ASKING Kant to fuck Bison. I mean, he did and he will, but that feels like an HR violation. Not that you have morals, Officer Extortion

"Does your friend know they're hitmen?" "No." There are no ethical relationships in this show

This show is fulfilling a deep-seated need I didn't realize I had watch Dunk Natachai irritate a man into a relationship

"I'll give you some fresh meat daily." A bit much, Style

"Auntie, I'll be right back, I have to win that guy over." "Alright. I'm rooting for you. Do your best." PLEASE why does this excuse work

The romantic music interlude while Fadel is wearing the fast food uniform and Style is wearing a burger mascot costume with cowprint pants is killing me. This is the perfect show:

"All I ask from you is a little decency," said Style, as if he did not squeeze Fadel by the tit in greeting that morning

I know Kant and Bison's makeout and chat is supposed to cute or sexy but I cannot help but be SO alarmed he didn't sanitize his workstation after tattooing someone. And then he touched his mouth! WHERE IS YOUR BLOOD-BORNE PATHOGEN SAFETY????? WHO LET YOU BE A TATTOO ARTIST???

"I'll help you." "Fine. But go get changed into our uniform before that." I love that Fadel is learning to accept help from his Nuisance-with-Benefits

"What the hell is he busy doing?" Your boyfriend's brother

"Your place is pretty popular. You might do better at flipping burgers than killing people." AGAIN, INSANE INTERACTION TO HAVE IN PUBLIC

I guess we're gonna find out what the third little guy who follows Mother around is. He gives off less brother energy and more unpleasant cousin

"You said you'd quit last time too, but as we saw, you ended up having nowhere to go. Didn't the dude you wanted to rely on just disappear?" Ohhhhh, Fadel backstory unlocked

Also, very much assuming Mother had Fadel's ex killed

"I was just getting a tattoo," said Bison, like his brother didn't actively walk in on them doing nipple play

"If Mother didn't take us in, where'd we be? We would've had no parents, no house to live in, nothing!" PLEASE SO SHE RAISED THEM TO BE ASSASSINS LIKE SOME MORE FUCKED UP VERSION OF OLIVER TWIST

I'm not sure what part of this to focus on, the rain striptease, Style's fantasy sequence about getting his own personal striptease, or how Fadel will explain this away

"I'm just a good looking pacifist." Put this on my tombstone

I wonder if Fadel fighting off three men single-handedly and breaking an arm twice will cause Style to reevaluate his pursuit of this romance

"He's gotta be some kind of hitman, assassin, killer. I'm sure of it." Update from 30 seconds later: Sort of! He still wants him, but in a more detective sort of way. Also baffling that Style guessed hitman right away

Also is Kant mentioning to Style that he dances revealing that he was even lying earlier about not wanting to dance, so he could appear like he was dancing for Bison when he agreed? Kant hasn't told the truth one time in the span of three episodes

"I do all the chores at home. And I'm hygienic as hell, I'll have you know." No you're not, Kant, I've seen your aftercare

1) Interesting that we get an actual flashback of Fadel's former love and 2) Were his evening plans just to relive his regrets???

Style crashing Fadel's grief support group is so icky. I don't like it

You know, after this, I think Fadel is legally allowed to kill Style. I'll look the other way

How does the bartender not care about Kant being so suspicious with someone else's drink??? I'd kick him out SO fast

I gotta say, I was not expecting this Fadel-Style interaction to end with them fucking in the grief group spare room

"Fadel, as if I'd let you nail and bail on me like that." To be fair, I think with the sucker punch it qualifies as a hit it and quit it

There is a two-sided consent issue for this beginner's BDSM session, which is both Bison's drink being spiked (for investigative purposes, but still) and also Kant seeming averse to pain. That said, I'm not really rooting for them anyway, if I'm honest!

Well, at least it was a short-lived and clothed BDSM interlude

"What if he was a narc?" Well, I guess we'll find, won't we?

"He stole cars for parts. Cops were after him for years. Did you know that?" "That's pretty cool. Everyone has a past. That's normal." "You know what's not normal? The fact that he was never arrested. You think that's not strange? He must have made some deal with the police." Fadel's pretty good at deducing things, I'll give him that

LOL @ Style's ep 4 intro being the implied coming in his pants

"Don't tell me you're only jogging because of a girl?" "A girl? A boy, actually." "Oh yeah, my bad. I forgot you liked men." Style: MLM King and General Nuisance to Society

It's kind of hilarious that Style's strategy of ghosting Fadel immediately after sex is working. Fadel is consumed by thoughts of him

I can't even begin to describe the number of health code violations here. Right in front of Fadel's salad!

"You didn't think the part where you used to steal cars was worth mentioning?" Good on Bison for confronting Kant about it

"Didn't you see Babe just now?" "Babe?" "The bruises under his clothes. Did he get into a fight at school?" Is this where Kant's ill-founded motives for a relationship turn into real feelings

LMAO Style continuing to sit at the restaurant shirtless is the funniest possible response to Fadel cutting up his shirt. Touché!

"The teacher's always calling me and Babe sissy boys just because we go everywhere together. And because Babe and I love reading novels." This just in from Heart Killer High: It's gay to have friends and enjoy literature (from a teacher, no less!!)

"Ever since my parents died in a plane crash, I had to take over all the home expenses." That's such an extreme circumstance of death, is this Chekov's plane crash, to be brought back up as a romantic device later on in the show?

Mr. Sombat the Teacher's a homophobe bc he's a self-hating predator? Hate this for everyone involved

If Kant and Bison were less insane, they'd have reported the picture to the cops instead of having a brawl with this teacher in the school bathroom

"I got nailed and bailed," announced Style, at the grief group, like that was a normal thing to do

(Also. Since Style doesn't have a mum around. I sincerely thought he might ACTUALLY talk about grief this time. Colour me stupid!)

Poor Fadel, now the entire grief group knows his business

"You slept with me, so take responsibility for it." "Why? Are you pregnant?" Hahah, Fadel DOES have a sense of humour

Please, is he going to have sex with him in the grief group basement AGAIN? Fadel, I think this is a You Problem, now

"I might not trust you 100%, but I have to admit... What you did today totally rocks." Oh Bison, you do not have good taste in boyfriends

"You have my heart, so take good care of it." Oh, he won't, Bison!

"I don't like myself when I look for you on the morning jog or at the market. I don't like waiting to see if you'd show up at my restaurant or my go-to club. You—I don't like you being in my life and changing it. I don't like feeling like this. I don't like it! I don't like that I miss you." Fadel, I want to study you. Why has ANY of this been attractive to you?

Fadel and Style are christening their love with a handjob in the rafters of an abandoned warehouse

"I'm sorry for not taking good care of you." "Nah. I have to know how to hold my own." "But that's not all you do, right? You stand up for other people too." Kant and Babe have the healthiest dynamic in this whole show

"You don't know even know me." "And what about it? I'll learn more about you when you're my boyfriend. I'm 100% in. It's your turn to let me in a little bit." I do like that Fadel and Style can finally have a real conversation

"Fine, I'll be your boyfriend." HAHAHA Fadel is such a hypocrite, he's allowed to have a boyfriend but not Bison?

"I think Ruerat was behind the death of our parents." So they both have a Batman like origin story of watching their separate sets of parents get murdered? I feel like Mother™ did it LOL

"Crap, Kant! You made me hit on a gunman?" "Not a gunman. A hitman." HAHAHA I thought you had considered this possibility already, Style!

Not Style agreeing to spy on his newfound Hitman Boyfriend LOL

Khgkjgkh I do actually feel bad for Fadel, he finally propositioned Style back and was promptly rejected

"Just make I don't see anymore 'K's on anyone. Or else it's 'kill.'" Hazards of dating a hitman

"Your parents refused to sell them their lands. He had them killed. That was how you became orphans, and I took you in." That was a faster explanation than I was expecting

"You're pretty cheeky now." "I thought you liked that." "I do." Unexpected Keen-Tanont Office Romance???

"I thought you'd start dating and leave me too." Frankly, Mother, I think it's on you for recruiting so many young, hot, gay people into your organized crime

"I don't mind, you know. I don't like you that much. I'll get over it." Fadel is lying, he likes Style so much to put up with all this

"I look good on the court. It'll definitely make you scream." [Bison screams a soft sarcastic 'ah!'] That did charm me

Smart of Kant to come up with a preemptive reason for why he's taking notes on Bison (date purposes)

"Did you become a mechanic because you wanted to, or because of your family business?" "At first, I just wanted to help my dad out. But when my mother died, and he lost his bearings for a bit, I was glad I could have something I could talk to him about. But after a while, it kinda grew on me." Style can only discuss his grief at go-karting, not at the grief group

"When I came out to him about liking dudes, I was so afraid of disappointing him. But you know what he did? He tried to set me up with another mechanic at the garage." I love Style's dad

"Excuse me. My car broke down." "Need it fixed?" HAHAHA honestly, I love their silly little garage roleplay sex. Good for them!

Also: Style took about 20 minutes to hesitate about having sex with a killer, but he seems he's over it

"My parents were murdered." More honesty than I expected! However, now you murder other people's family for your job, Fadel? Violence is a cycle

"Have you had any lovers before?" "My life isn't exactly easy. I don't want to drag anyone along with me." "Is owning a burger joint so difficult that you can't date?" "I don't think anyone wants to risk their life with me." "What risk?" "I mean... the risk of the business going under." Nice save, Fadel

"Maybe you just need to find something else to do. Do something that allows you to love without risking your loved ones." Style said: Pretty please stop murdering people so we can be husbands, Fadel

"He scares me. But I like his rough, romantic side." "This ain't no time to confess your weird feelings." When else can he, Kant?

"If you like me at all, you have to help my friend!" "Fine. I'll help! But I can't promise anything." HAHAH Style said: Boyfriend Trap Card, Activated

"But I'm here to tell you to stop following me." 1) Not the Puss-in-Boots-Humpty-Dumpty-Esque flashback showing James was always watching but also 2) Why do Joongdunk shows always name their stalkers James? Which James did something to you?

"Don't fall in love with him at all costs." A little late for this warning to Style, Kant

"But he did tell me he really likes your brother. He said your brother is weird and off-putting." Finding each other weird and off-putting and somehow liking that anyway is the entire foundation of the Fadel-Style relationship

I see that despite his protests, Fadel is still wearing the bowling shirt. He's in love <3

"He finally looks like someone trustworthy for once," said Fadel, right before it cut to Kant breaking into their house

Well, this CCTV footage will inevitably bite Kant in the ass

"You carry a gun?" Call me unreasonable, but I think a boyfriend carrying a gun would be the end of the relationship for me

"I love every story on your body." Bison, you romantic son of a bitch

"It wouldn't hurt to be wary of me. Like I said, no one can truly lay themselves bare for someone. The real me might be scarier than you think." "Will you lay yourself bare for me? I promise that no matter who you are, I'll still like you." Fadel and Style are soooo romantic in such a fucked up way. They really do like each other

"I just hope you don't get any new scars." Styleeeeeee

"You need to exercise daily." Hit It and Quit it, meet Sex and Flex

"You slept with him, did you?" "Uh... I..." That's fair, Fadel, Style's dad has trapped you, there's no way to win this conversation

"I won't be depending on your tattooing money anymore." "Who did you take that big mouth after?" [Cheekily] "Who do you think raised me?" Babe is my favourite part of Kant's story

"You haven't figured out who their boss is." Isn't that YOUR job, Captain Christ? This is a garbage police department

LMAO @ BISON MISSING THE CCTV FOOTAGE BC HE'S TOO BUSY TEXTING HIS BOYFRIEND, WHO IS THE GUY ON THE CCTV BREAKING INTO HIS HOUSE

I do love that Bison wants to be closer with his brother like Kant

"What do you like about [Style?]" "His damn cockiness. It's funny." Me too Fadel HAHAHA

"Kant makes me want to wake up every morning, hoping my life would be different." BISON YOU ARE SO SWEET

"Let's avenge our parents, and we can finally date without any worries." What a thing to say

[Worriedly] "Does that mean tonight could be the last night I see him?" Style said: Fuck the whole hitman thing, I love my boyfriend and I want to keep him!!

ARE KANT AND BISON GONNA HAVE SEX IN THE BOWLING ALLEY? THAT'S SO FUNNY

"You wanted to bowl so bad you became a burglar?" "No, I just wanted to spend some alone time with you at the place we first met." It'd be real romantic if you weren't selling him out to the police, Kant

"I have a confession to make." Style has been a police informant for like one week max, and he is already WAY closer to telling Fadel than Kant EVER has been to telling Bison in all six episodes. Until this morning, he didn't even think Fadel would be going to jail!

"You don't have to do anything to impress me, I want to see the real you." Fadeeeeeel

"If you're sick of sneaking about, you don't have to do it. How long are you going to live someone else's life?" Style said: Please pretty please stop being a murderer and marry me instead

You know, Kant is committing actual crimes in breaking and entering and stealing food and drink from the bowling alley. But we don't talk about those crimes, bc of all the murder

"Hey, do you think we're going to be arrested? If we are, the charges are gonna be long. Tresspassing, stealing, damage to property, we're literally eating their snacks. We're definitely going to jail." Bison said: Wrong, I'm talking about those crimes

"After tomorrow, I'm quitting at the restaurant, and I'll be free." No you won't, baby, there's six more episodes

"I'll go anywhere, as long as I'm with you." Like jail, Kant?

I do realize I'm giving Kant a lot more shit for this than Style, and perhaps Bison and Fadel deserve the most shit, as they are doing the murders. However. I love Style and Fadel, they're so cute and they're like, desperately trying to tell the other about their moral dilemmas in coded language, where the deceitfulness with Kant and Bison feels very one-sided, bc Kant has much more information than Bison

THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX IN THE LANES OF THE BOWLING ALLEY!!! Kings of Unhygenic Gestures of Affection

Taking this cute picture with Style and the band will probably also come back to bite Fadel

"What else do you do besides working as a host? You can tell me. I won't judge." And he won't! Style loves you, knowing you kill people for a living, Fadel

They've both tried to talk their lovers out of the hitman job as best they could, and failed

"Welcome to the Ruerat foundation's charity for better education." Well, that explains why Babe is also at this party

If you had asked me how they were going to infiltrate this party, in big bear mascot costumes with guns in their sleeves would not have been my guess. They love to put Joong in a mascot outfit

"I was aiming for Ruerat. You think I'd kill a kid?" Not on purpose, but it was a fair concern, Fadel

"I've always told you how we can never know someone truly." So Fadel was parroting Mother when he said this to Style

Fadel said: Time to discuss if our boyfriends are narcs!

"If you found out they're snitches, what would you do?" "What I always do. Kill them." Fadel's face says he does not agree

"No matter how much you love someone, you gotta prioritize saving your own butts." Style's face also says he doesn't agree

Style is soooo happy his boyfriend's back in the burger joint

"I adopted the black cat you always feed. I went to see you at the restaurant and he was just there. I didn't want him to starve." "Thank you, for remembering what I love." Alright, Kant and Bison is growing on me

"I've missed you. I've got no one messing with me when you're not there." "So I'm just annoying you. Is that even a good thing?" "It is. Having someone to miss is good." Fadel and Style are SOOOO in love it's killing them

[Bison, off-screen] "Fadel, they're the snitches." If you listen closely, you can hear Fadel's heart breaking into thousands of tiny pieces

Bison appears to be in the anger stage of grief

"This is no time for kisses!" I disagree, Style, I think kissing on the mechanic's creeper/rollerboard is a great use of garage time

"He was just wiping off something from my face," said Style, like his dad did not walk in on him and Fadel making out just moments ago

"Just stay over so I don't have to worry." Dad supports the boyfriend sleepovers, which are a thinly veiled excuse to snoop

"My son may talk big and annoy people, but when he loves, he does with his whole heart." YEAH HE DOES, STYLE'S DAD <3

Honestly smoking indoors beside a sleeping person is so rude Kant

"No matter what happens, I'll keep all the good memories." I think this is Bison's version of a threat to kill you, Kant

I wonder how much of Fadel in Cuddle Me Babygirl Mode is him putting on an act trying to distract Style versus him giving into his own desires to distract Style

Are they going to resolve this conflict by pulling real guns during a BB gun fight, bc that's crazy

"Kant has to deal with me. He started this, after all." Fadel said: I know it's not your fault honey, I'm gonna kill your friend

"You watch my six. Make sure no one shoots me in the back. Can I trust you to do that?" "You can trust me." The coded Fadel-Style conversations continue

I was right, Bison did pull his real gun LMAOOOOO

"I told Kant to ask Style to take you out, just so you get out of my way." Ohhhhhhh Fadel's heart being broken twice!

"I'm your brother! I trust you more than anyone. And you did that to me? How could you?" Fadel doesn't have a single person who wasn't using him in some way :((((((

"Do what they did to us. Make them fall in love with us. Head over heels. That's when we kill them." Well, mission accomplished buddy, Style is already in love with you. Also that explains Baby Mode

Bison's black-and-white fantasy montage of ways he'd murder his boyfriend PLEASE

"You're not mad at me anymore?" "That's beside the point. It's your special day. I sure am mad, but I'm still your brother." Fadel is the best big brother

"You think those brothers are weirdly in love with us lately?" "Weird? Look who we are. It's normal that they're crazy about us." Style said: I chalk this behaviour up to how hot we are

"They didn't have a choice then, but now we're like the handsome way out for them. I bet that changed their minds." "You really think so?" "Hell yeah. I believe in the power of love. Love can turn a bad guy good." I admire Style's unfailing optimism

You can see the press-on tattoos on Kant's shoulder cracking as they have this narc conversation weirdly, in side-by-side showers. This problem could've been solved by that make-up artist watching ONE video about the tattoo makeup in Aquaman

They're like, see, Fadel and Bison aren't COMPLETELY immoral, they don't like when other people commit domestic violence

The close-up on Kant's wrist with all the crackling tattoos hgkjhgkjg BABYGIRL REAPPLY. It's bad enough that they are like, the starkest black, which a healed tattoo normally isn't, but that they are FALLING OFF IN CLOSE-UPS!! Who approved this

[Stops choking abruptly] "Will you marry me?" The fact that Fadel, who is supposedly going to kill Style, was ready to heimlich him. He is but a loverboy trapped in an assassin's body

"You're usually too smart for me." "Not at all. I'm a damn fool. That's how you got me." It's a double meaning, in got me (to date you) and got me (entrapped in your scheme)

Kant internally, probably: You wouldn't kill me while I'm babysitting Billy, would you, Bison?

Keen said: I've come to ruin Bison's birthday by spying on you

"Does doing it in narrow space turn you on?" If there's one thing that Style is always ready to do, it's proposition Fadel for sex

LMAO WHAT WAS KEEN GOING TO SHOOT STYLE AND KANT IN THE BOWLING ALLEY???? THIS ESTABLISHMENT HAS SEEN TO MANY FLUIDS FROM ALL THEM

We once again return to giving Fadel and Bison the opportunity to interrupt a domestic violence (gun threats in the bowling alley)

"It's me! I'm Ying's new boyfriend." "Fadel! Take it back. You're my boyfriend!" Style said: I AM jealous, and this is NOT an open relationship

DV Guy said: I actually brought a gun and a knife to the gun fight; we call that being prepared (rest in pieces Bison)

"Can you please at least give me a sign before you do something like that again? I'm always here to help." Are you offering to be a hitman trainee, Style?

"But while I'm gone, if something happens to my brother, it's your fault." Fadel said: My new assassination method is guilt trip, Kant

"Whatever act we've put on til now won't be necessary." Can't tell if Fadel is being spiteful or kind by forewarning Style

"I promise when you wake up, the version of me you'll see is the real me. I won't lie to you anymore." Too little, too late Kant

Bison's eyes say: Don't think bc I was stabbed I can't kick your ass

Also Kant tried to quit being a narc, but he was already fired

WOW, WHAT WAS INJECTING KANT IN THE NECK SUPPOSED TO ACCOMPLISH????

Why does Captain Christ get to say a fuck and goddamn!! LET FADEL SAY FUCK, HE DESERVES IT

Fadel's eyes say: Just so you know, chloroforming you wasn't fun for me either, Style

"You work for the police." "I don't know anything about those cops. Kant asked me to take you out so you could leave him alone and he could freely investigate." Good job for being honest right away, Style

"Now that I know you, I really love you Fadel." Not the best time to confess, my love:

"I'll tell you everything, but can we talk on land?" OH HEY, they did end up in the water, called that way back

Contextually, based on these flashbacks, I guess that Kant was ALSO in the plane crash, he just happened to survive and nearly drowned in the sea. It was Chekov's plane-crash-drowning-while-holding-Chekov's-not-gun

Bison yelling "Kant!" into the water as if he did not force him at gunpoint to jump into it

Please, the way Fadel had Style re-dress and then continued to hold him at gunpoint in broad daylight. This is so silly

"I know I deserve to die. Well, at least I won't die alone. It won't be lonely." Wow, Style really does find a way to be optimistic about everything

"Yes, Mr. Hitman." The Tale of Mr. Hitman and Mr. Hitman's Boyfriend

[Sarcastically] "Why don't you just take a nap instead or something? I'll drive where you want me to go, my dear hitman." [1 minute later, Fadel lowering the and gun closing his eyes in the car] He can't help it, he has to do what his boyfriend asks, it's like a compulsion

PLEASE WHY IS THE MUSIC SO PEPPY IN THIS THREATENING CAR RIDE

Style was like: Maybe this car ride was for sex, I don't know how a hitman's mind works

"You ought to let these kids have all the fun they want. They'll become back when they're sick of each other. We parents can only do so much to take care of them, but their hearts are out of our control." This receptionist has a lot of friendly advice

"I'll even give you free condoms and lube." Receptionist said: Have fun, be safe!

"You're one hell of a wimp for a snitch." Bison said: We're broken up, by the way

"The rest of your life is to spend making up to me for the way you made me feel." "And what did I make you feel? Say it. Say what you feel for me." Bold approach Kant, I like it

HAHAHA THE STYLE-FADEL ROAD TRIP IS SO UNSERIOUS. $5 ON THEM HAVING SEX IN THE CAR BED:

"Kinda like a fantasy, don't you think? Doing it in a car with a mechanic?" Style said: If I'm going to die, I would like to go out doing what I love: Having sex with Fadel

Style is fine with being handcuffed to the bed as long as he can play it as a bondage kink

Awwww Style's list of things to tell his dad when dies is so sweet

"Are you crying?" Fadel said: Oh no, my other weakness

"If you really loved your brother, you shouldn't have said yes to this job." "That's exactly why I did it. If I didn't, Captain was going to reopen my cases. And if I went to jail, Babe wouldn't be able to live. I'm all he has." Well, Kant got to say his bit, even if it's not particularly helpful

Bison's shirt saying, "I'm Retired, Don't Ask Me to Do a Damn Thing," really adds to the energy of him forcing Kant to fish and cook at gunpoint

Lol @ Bison's domestic worker being the one to explain that his parents were murdered

"I told you I wouldn't run. What do I have to do for you to trust me?" Style said: The S in Style stands for Stockholm Syndrome

"Either a hitman like you still has his humanity, or you're in love with me." Style can single-handedly turn this into a romcom

"This is just like the beginning of a horror film. A murderer is gonna come after us in a minute," said Style, to his boyfriend, who was both a murderer and who had recently threatened to kill him

The cutting between these two pairs is really highlighting how much Fadel is full of empty threats. He confronts Style, and then lowers his gun and rests while Style could easily get away. He brings Style to the motel and then sleeps there at his behest. He is the first to offer his water and food. Comparing that to Bison, who did legitimately make Kant drown for a bit, and is genuinely denying him food and water, it's a stark contrast

"I thought I was going to see the mission through and wipe my criminal record clean for good. But who'd have thought that I'd fall for you?" Again, a bad moment for a confession

LMAO WHAT'S SAYING YOUR BDSM SAFE WORD GONNA HELP IF BISON WANTS TO SHOOT YOU?

THE WAY THEY ALWAYS MAKE GUY SIVAKORN PLAY THE RANDOM ADULT COUPLE FIGHTING

Not Fadel making Style tie this couple up in their own home. He's an accomplice, now!:

"You and I are getting married. Can you please let this go? You're the only one I'm serious with." "'Serious with,' my bum. You were never serious with me. You made me fall for you and then betrayed me. You lying bastard, you jerk." [Fadel glares at Style, projecting their relationship issues onto Jimmy and Popcorn]

"You want him dead? I'll kill him." Solidarity...?

"If you love him, why did you fool him?" This is Fadel's extremely fucked up couple's therapy exercise

PLEASE WHY DID THEY IMMEDIATELY CUT FROM JIMMY ASKING FADEL TO SHOOT HIM TO STYLE OFFICIATING THEIR WEDDING. THIS IS THE STUPIDEST SHOW EVER. I LOVE IT:

"I guess they really wanted to quit. But they could have just told me. There was no need to take off like that." That's shockingly understanding from Mother

"If you want to kill me, just do it. I deserve it." Kant might finally be apologizing

"I love you, Bison. I love you. With all my being." [Sobbing] "You're not fooling me again, are you?" You've really re-traumatized each other in many ways, huh?

Like objectively Bison and Kant's story is more dramatically-grounded, and shows greater acting range, but Fadel and Style are just so charming, I just want them to be on screen the whole time

"Thank you for being here," said Popcorn, to the guys who broke into their house, tied them up, held them at gunpoint, and then officiated their wedding

"My boyfriend is also good in the kitchen." Style hasn't stopped calling Fadel his boyfriend this whole time

PLEASE THE GUN IS STILL ON THE TABLE. RIDICULOUS

"Kinda hoped it was gonna be a romantic road trip." And it is!

"Since we already bickered today, and we already fought, I guess the only thing left to do is bone," said Popcorn, while Style looked at Fadel like: PLEEEASE

"I know what I did wasn't 'trivial.' But I'm ready to do anything to make you forgive me." Style is also apologizing finally

HAHAHAHAHA YOU KNOW, GOOD FOR JIMMY AND POPCORN FOR DECIDING TO FIGHT BACK, EVEN IF STYLE AND FADEL AREN'T CURRENTLY A THREAT

"After I kill someone, I have to go out there and do something to forget it. Do something fun. Play bowling." What a thing to say

"I don't care what kind of past you've been through, since mine was not much better." I think stealing cars to support your brother is several leagues better than murder for hire, Kant

"If I quit one day, will you move here with me?" Big talk from someone who was dumping bottles of water in his head earlier

Now whose idea was it to put these two giant men in this tiny bathtub? Cause it was a great idea, please continue:

"You're pretty decent at your core, you know? How come you're a hitman?" A fair question, Style

Fadel isn't in a place to engage in emotional intimacy but Style IS in a place to initiate physical intimacy (the place is the bathtub)

"As long as I'm alive, I'll make you kiss me again." Rooting for you, Style

"When the plane went down, we were on our way back from Europe." They're finally having Kant explain the plane crash

HAHHAHA Fadel actually napping in the car. World's most unserious hostage situation

"I just hope Kant is still alive." "I can't guarantee that. You'll have to find out for yourself." Fadel said: My brother processes things differently than I do

I also appreciate that neither Style nor Kant have had any questions about Fadel and Bison having two separate sets of parents. They're like, 'You're brothers, and how you got there is none of my business' <3

LOL @ Style requesting more clothes, I had wondered where all of his outfits were coming from. I guess the road trip was pre-meditated for Fadel

"'Gorgeous man with clear skin found dead in a crop top.'" Style has chosen a perfect epitaph. Also I give it 10 secs before Fadel caves

Update from 8 seconds later: It was even less than that

"I'm just letting you find a little joy before I kill you." Liar, you just want to take him on a shopping date, Fadel

"Style, duck!" Fadel said: HEY. No one's allowed to kill my boyfriend except for me

"I'll distract him." "Are you out of your mind? How the hell will you outrun bullets?" "Trust me, I'm fast." Awww Couple's First Shoot-Out <3

Fadel will now actually be forced to admit he doesn't want any harm to come to Style because of Style's bullet wound

"Kant... You're alive. I'm happy to see that," said Style, who was actively losing blood by the minute while Kant was just cuddling and teaching his boyfriend to cook. Oh how the unserious tables have turned

"Save your questions. Help him first." "I'll help!" "Stay back! Let go." Fadel may have forgiven Style as soon as he started bleeding but he is not ready to forgive Kant

Bison performing minor surgery on Style without anaesthetic. Rough for everyone involved, but mostly Style!

"He's on our side now." "And you're stupid enough to believe him." That's a fair point, Fadel

"Now that you mention it, it still hurts." "Want another stab wound?" Now that's true Older Brother Snark

"I'm here mostly because Fadel dragged my ass here." "Fine, fine. You can't just say you love me like a normal person, huh?" "I love sooooo—" The bullet wound hasn't detracted from Style's delightful personality

Honestly, Fadel beating Kant's ass is a rational response

"Fadel's right. I brought all this on us. If this is how it ends, let it end with me. If you're going to kill me, go right ahead. But Style has nothing to do with this. I lied getting him rope into this." "Don't you dare take all the credits. If you're going to kill him, kill me too. No one forced me into. I agreed to it willingly." Style is such a good friend! Also, love the accountability, and Fadel learning that Style didn't know about the narc thing until later:

"People make mistakes," said Kant, as if that clarified anything

"I really love your brother, and my friend really loves you. The two of us will do anything to make sure the two of you get the life you want." How will you resolve this though, they're murderers?

"Any of you allergic to seafood?" Crazy way to end the confrontation, Fadel, love it

OMG @ the flashback to the baby hitmen. Also I thought the age difference between Fadel and Bison was bigger, they make it seem like they're maybe a year apart at most

"I... will be your everything. Call me Mother." Don't like that

"Why do we have to learn to use a gun?" "The world is full of people who want to hurt us. I want you to know how to defend yourselves. It's a skill. You will get to use it one day." Tricking them into training to be hitmen seems worse than raising them that way openly

"Why not let the law and police deal with him?" Reasonable, Bison

"The world is made up of good people and bad people. Our job is to kill the bad guys." Ohhhhh poor boys

"Hire someone. Maybe the one we hired two years ago." I assume this is the guy who killed Fadel's ex, who, while not confirmed, I have been assuming is Super Dead

"I know you're good at making up stories." "Kinda sounds like an insult." I agree, Style, felt backhanded coming from Bison

"You think... I have a chance?" Incredible that Style still wants one

"A list of all my relatives. I want you to be sure that I'm not lying to you again. If I do that, you can kill me and my entire extended family." The CONFIDENCE Style has in knowing Fadel doesn't want to kill him is astounding. Like, I also believe he doesn't want to kill you, but crazy to offer up your family for it!

"Are you insane? You're selling your whole family out for this? And you said you're a family man." "Because I know for a fact I won't ever lie to you again." Again, I'm with Fadel, seems extreme

"I'm only worth as much as one car to you." HAHAHA Fadel is more offended about the car thing than the snitch thing

"That was in the past," said Style, like that clarified anything

NOT STYLE SAYING HE'S GOING TO WALK INTO THE OCEAN TO COMPEL FADEL TO GIVE HIM A CHANCE LMAO????

"Fine! I'll give you a chance!" Fadel said: PLS DON'T SEPSIS BABY

"Even when you're threatening me, you're worried about me." It's the thesis of your relationship, Style

YEAHHHHHH FADEL AND STYLE! TWO GUYS IN THE OCEAN, ZERO FEET APART, MAKING OUT, BECAUSE THEY ARE GAY!!!

So many thoughts running through right now. 1) Love that this was Fadel's response to being asked what he'd want to do 2) Like Fadel, I am also worried about Style getting sepsis from this 3) Can't believe Kant and Bison's solution to Fadel being mad about scheming was more lying and scheming (tricking them into going to the beach together), and it worked! 4) Genuinely think these actors must've been so excited to film this, they kiss recreationally all the time, and they haven't had a chance in like two whole episodes 5) As sexy as the ocean is, go do this inside where it's warm

"Won't you just let Ruerat go?" It's Kant's turn to say, 'Pretty please don't do a murder'

"I told you, this would be the last mission." "It won't be. If you do it now, you'll do it again." I appreciate that they're circling back to the whole hitman ethics thing. Kant and Style have spent so much time asking for forgiveness and almost no time processing the fact their boyfriends are murderers and maybe Fadel and Bison should take some time to be accountable for that

"The future we picture together is more than possible." Is it, Kant? Can you guarantee them legal immunity?

"There's a photo of a man in the glove compartment of your car. Who is he? I'm sorry for prying. If you don't want to tell me, I understand." "He's my ex." Communication!!!

Fadel never telling his ex what he did versus Style knowing about it the whole length of their relationship. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"I know I'm in love with the right man." Styleeeeee

Fadel resting his head Style's lap in bed. Babygirl mode is back!!

"You told me you'd quit your job and be with me." "Wait a little longer. Wait until everything's settled down. We won't have to sneak around to see each other again." The Keen-Tanont office romance makes a shocking return!

[Kant, nervously] "I think this is far enough." [Bison, kindly] "Baby steps, huh?" "One day, I'll be swimming with you in the middle of the ocean." Awwww Kant facing his fear of the ocean

The brothers and besties ocean frisbee is soooo cute

Kant's "There's nothing I can do to change your mind, is there?" versus Style's "Call me. Keep me updated," because Style already knows Fadel's not going to change his mind 🥺

This episode is stressing me out, where is this going

"The person who killed your parents was your mother." Well, we could've all seen this one coming. Called that maybe episode 3?

"Lilly was once a hired gun, just like you two. She used to work for me. I hired her to poison people, to kill people." I feel like that's still your fault, Ruerat. You asked her to kill them!

"But in the end, she just adopted the children of people she killed and raised them as hitmen." Well, new level of fucked up family dynamics unlocked

Honestly, I was expecting Fadel to beat Ruerat up MORE than that

"What about the lives we've wasted. What about the freedom I've long for, the love I refrain from? We killed people we didn't even want to kill." The love I refrain from!!! Brutal in all ways

Bison is Team Kill Mother, while Fadel is Team We Need a Plan

"Now that it's mission accomplished, can we finally quit?" "As you wish. You can do whatever you want." She's definitely still sending a hitman after them

"In this industry, once you're in, you don't get to walk away easily." Yeah, sounds about right

"You gotta push back when he refuses your help." Babe has no idea what he's encouraging Kant to do

A surprising amount of this show takes place at the bowling alley

"Let me help you deal with the person who hurt your parents." SCREAM KANT IS LISTENING TO BABE'S ADVICE

You know, this whole time I've been wondering when in the hell that scene where Style has Fadel in that chair is from and now with this context of what Kant's asking, I'm wondering if it's going to be Training-My-Boyfriend-To-Be-A-Hitman-In-Two-Weeks Montages. Insane. Tell me more

Update from much later: It was from the series music video

"Style. I don't want to lose you." "Neither do I. That's why you need to let me help you." HAHAHA THERE IS GOING TO BE A TRAINING MONTAGE. OKAY. I'M ON BOARD

"I was a narc once, not to mention a car thief. I think I'm more than qualified for the job." Not Kant sharing his resume of shady activities. Also murder is still a jump

Fadel's like: This is a nightmare scenario for me, actually

"I won't distract you while we're on the job." LOL unexpectedly, it's Bison who is a hindrance to Kant's training needs

"I feel sorry for him. He's eating all alone." Keen SHOT you, Style

Extremely expectedly, Style is much too obnoxious to be competent at reconnaissance

LOL @ Kant the Caddy Boytoy. He's a great liar, I'll give him that

I don't think Style's plan to be Fake Room Service took into account, Keen shot him, and therefore knows what he looks like

"Who are these people?" Keen's brother technically, but it seems like their family status is 'it's complicated'

Also the implication that Tanont has NO information. Rough

"You dare ask me to spare your boyfriend when you were going to shoot mine?" And DID shoot him! Tanont's lucky Fadel's nicer

"He didn't leave you. Mother put a hit on him because she wanted you to keep working for her." Yeah, I think we all assumed that

However: It's good all three hitboys have common ground now

[Kicks Keen in the chest] "That's for shooting me." HAHA Style

HAHAHAHA Bison and Kant doing a romance at the place same empty pool where Fadel tied style up. World-building on locations important to the boys? Or economizing on location budgets, like bowling alley? You decide!

"If only I didn't get close to him... he'd still be alive." Oh, Fadel

"You had the full right to love and to want a future with him." I love Style holding space Fadel's former love

"Please just leave me. I won't even get mad at you. Live the life you deserve. Don't leave it with me." This is so desparately sad for Fadel

"If I was scared, I'd have run away the day I found out you're a hitman. But I stay with you, because I love who you are." Styleeeee

I haven't really been talking about it, but the music in this series is SO good. They choose exactly the right songs for each moment

Also. Where've they put Tanont while having this heart-to-heart LMAO isn't he sort of a hostage

"I don't want anything to do with killing people anymore." Again, I must ask if Tanont is finding out about this hitman thing in real time. In any case, he's taken it astonishingly well

"I'm going to kill her." "Don't do it. I don't want you to kill anyone again." I admire that Kant is still encouraging a moral opposition to killing, even knowing they've killed a lot already

"I'll talk to Captain Christ in case there anything he can do." ACABADCC (All Cops are Bastards, And Definitely Captain Christ)

HAHAHAHAH when Style and Kant said: "[We] can only give you the smaller fish," I was not expecting them to have Ruerat tied up on the bathroom floor

"I'll do everything I can." They had Captain Christ say it in English so we knew he's serious

"Didn't you say Kant made a deal with that captain?" "I don't trust him. Cops are always looking for ways to up their ranks, right?" Fadel's panicked little smile about the fake passport and Style's immediate distrust of cops. A love story after my own heart!

"It takes 20 years for these cases to expire. We'll be old men by that time." "So what if we're old? I'll still wanna be with you." That's a marriage proposal, Style

"I've always wanted a brother." Bison, not to be pedantic, but you have one!

"I wish you more happy and sexy years to come." Honestly, great birthday wish, Lilly

Style and Kant are doing really well on their first official mission together, charming their guest, poisoning people, etc.

OMG @ THE HOME VIDEOS OF THE MURDERS HAHAHAH

"Hello. I'm dating your son, Mother." HGKHGH solid execution

You can really see how close Bisons' emotions are to the surface

"You promised you won't kill anyone again." This bathroom confrontation seems somewhat out of place in the context of their whole scheme, but maybe it's all part of the plan?

"If they torture you for information, don't put up with it. Just confess." Fadel loves Style more than his freedom <3

"Just hand them over, and you'll be spared." "If I don't make it, you don't make it. You bribed a school administrator to get your kid into that school." LMAO THIS IS NOT AT ALL THE SAME STAKES, MURDER IS A WAY BIGGER CRIME THAN BRIBERY

"How many years?" "Five." "No. I won't accept anything less than their freedom." "But we'll take it." Good for Bison, I think that's about as much as he and Fadel could expect

"It's all the consequences of my own actions, anyway. I really did all those bad things. I deserve this. I'm not sad because I'm going to jail. I'm just sad because I won't get to be with the man I love." Bison has a really healthy perspective on his horrible life

"I have to take responsibility for what I did. I can't change the past. This could be a chance for me to start over. I want to be a good man who deserves everything you for me." Fadel 💔❤️‍🩹

This is the most extreme version of the ep 11 breakup. They're apart for five years, not because they want to, but because one half of them will be in imprisoned

"You're dating Style. You're as good as being my family." How will Style explain to his dad that his boyfriend is going to prison for five years for being a hitman

"And since gay marriage is legal now, you two should definitely do that." 1) Gay marriage was legalized in Thailand officially only two weeks before this episode aired, this is such current information, do you think they added it in later, or they planned it around when the law was taking effect? 2) I'm gonna cry about it actually, it was so disheartening before to have that reminder of 'you can't actually have this' and now people can!!!!!! 3) To have this dialogue come specifically from a parent!! 4) The episode where Style officiates the gay wedding aired BEFORE gay marriage was legal in Thailand. It means a lot to me when shows take an active stance on equal rights. I love you The Heart Killers

"Give me five years. I just want to save up enough money [to get married], and I'll come talk to you, Dad." Fadel 😭😭😭

Kant said: I'll propose right now, don't test me, Bison

Fadel's kiss and sneaky paintball attack while giggling. He has so much lightness in his heart now

"You always find something good in a bad guy." "I believe people can change. I love a mission. You'll be my.... Project Boyfriend. I'll help you turn over a new leaf." Style said, "I can fix him," and he did!

HAHAHAHA THAT SCENE WHERE FADEL WAS DIGGING IN LIKE EP 3 WAS HIM DIGGING HIS OWN GRAVE? GRIM!!

"I'll write it down later, but just bury me here when I die." Asking Style to arrange his funeral is Fadel's version of proposing

"When I die, I'll be lying right next to you. I won't let you get lonely." Style said: Gesture of affection received

Fadel kissing Style's shoulder while Style kisses Fadel's forehead is the cutest thing in the world. Fadel's little confused face when he receives the affection he's also trying to give!!!!

"Ever since I met you, I've been thinking less and less about death." Fadel 😭😭😭😭

"You're just romantic in an oddly specific way [...] Don't die on me just yet. Stay and be weirdly romantic with me for a very long time." The new thesis of the Style-Fadel relationship 💗

"Show me the milky way," to ask Bison to see his tits is crazy

"But you're so sensitive. You just mask it all under your jokes." "Everyone has their own way of dealing with sadness, right? You pretend it doesn't hurt. I bury it under my positivity." Another premise of the Style-Fadel relationship: Being emotionally avoidant in similar but slightly different ways

Fadel taking Style on a tour of coping mechanisms he doesn't feel like he needs anymore (his tombstone, the anonymous grief group) but also places that feel good for him (the harmlessness of paintball, the comfort of cooking at Heart Burger)

"I've actually opened so many different restaurants. Thai, Japanese, Korean, Italian. But as it turned out, I like this one the best." Fadel opening up about his past while sharing his dream of the future 💘

"You want me to run this place while you're gone?" Styleeeeee, he is so fucking sweet!!! And Fadel's, "Just focus on your garage," because they care more about each other than their own dreams

Style said: You're not getting rid of me that easily, Fadel!!!!

"Give me a tattoo." "No way. How could I? I only had one lesson." That's how you know they didn't consult a tattoo artist in making this show, no tattoo artist would ask for this

"The story of you and me will be etched on my skin forever." Very romantic, Kant

The way that Kant and Bison are getting increasingly more tearful as they say their goodbyes 🥺

Style's positivity finally starting to crack as Fadel pulls away 😭

Oh they're SOBBING, I'm so sad. WHY IS THE BURGER HITMAN SHOW MAKING ME CRY

I will not lie to you, I was kind of hoping they'd skip the prison parts, but I understand why not

"The worst part is only getting a few minutes to talk to him. I see him but I can't touch him." Realistic incarceration problems

"Is there no way we can hold them in our arms again?" PLEASE don't tell me Style and Kant are going to try to get themselves imprisoned to see their boyfriends, that'd be INSANE

DON'T BE STUPID, DON'T BE STUPID. YOU'VE GOTTEN THIS FAR WITHOUT GOING TO PRISON!!! DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE RATES OF ASSAULT

[Bison beating prison creep with a dipper] "I know I'm cute, but I can't be messed with!" [cut to Bison and Fadel sweeping] "They'll leave you alone from now on, I take it?" Well, that's what happens when you attack a hitman

"You want me to put you in jail?" "Yes, Cap. We want to go to jail." Well, I guess asking nicely is better than committing a crime

Wait wait wait. Are they asking Cap to make them prison guards. Still stupid and horrible, but better?

Update from 2 minutes later: Not guards. Vocational trainers! That's much less insane. Kant's smarter than I give him credit for!

Awwwww, will Fadel and Bison get to experience a normal education through prison? That's actually very sweet

Will no one notice these guys flirting with their instructors LOL

"I thought you'd do something illegal just to get in here." Me too, Fadel!!!

From a logical perspective, Kant and Style should be fired immediately. Fom a romance perspective, kiss away, fellas!

The way Fadel is smiling through his kisses, hee hee

I'll glad we're passing through the years quickly. We're on year 3

Awwwww Fadel making Bison a cupcake as a birthday present

HAHAHAHA is Bison just discovering 3 years in that they could've been also trying to have sex

[Draws a dick in the sky mural] "Oh, that kind of feeling!" LMAO

"I wouldn't mind if you find someone, you know? It's physical-only, of course. Don't you get your heart involved." That's very selfless of Bison to suggest

HAHAHA I'd say it's nice of Kant to agree to have sex in public, but considering the bowling alley lane sex, they're both exhibitionists

"You don't have to come here to teach, you know." "Don't worry. I'll make time for it. But if I can't, I'll just come visit you instead. Is that okay?" Fadel said: No, my abandonment issues have reactivated

"Where's Fadel been, though?" "He's... going to culinary school abroad," said Style, by which he meant, working in the kitchen in prison, because he's killed a lot of people

"People have their parents' names tattooed all the time. Why can't I have the name of the most important person in my life tattooed?" BABE 🥺🥺🥺🥺 BEST BABY BROTHER

Also, this makes four people with tattoos for Kant, including Kant

"Coming to see me regularly, getting me used to seeing you, making me miss you, and suddenly disappearing. How do you think that made me feel?" Fadel has really come full circle from their confession in the woods. Still needs to work on the trust

"What are you doing? Can you tell me?" "Can you wait a little longer? I want to be certain about it first. I want to make sure I can really do it." Style is so sweet, he knows Fadel anticipates disappointment, so he's setting no expectations

There are so many great things about this reunion. Style's little bum pat, the "oooh" from Kant and Bison when they kiss, the hand placement, him pointing at Fadel over his shoulder, the fact Kant's still driving the car, because the car never mattered

"You said [Heart Burger] was sold to someone." "I bought it back." Style throwing himself into auto work for years so his boyfriend would have his dream waiting for him when he got out 😭😭😭😭THAT'S SO ROMANTICCCCCCC

"Move in with me." "Alright. But only til I'm back on my feet. I don't want to depend so much on you, or Fadel for that matter." Bison has always been so good with his words

SCREAM WHY IS LILLY KIDNAPPING THEIR RELATIVES ON THE SECOND TO LAST PART OF THE LAST EP??????

"You probably don't know, but your son, and your brother, together with my sons, threw me in jail. They probably thought I'd be in there for life. They must have forgotten that money can buy even freedom." HOW DARE YOU, LILLY? LET ME AT THE JUDGE WHO RELEASED YOU. WHY I OUGHTA

This is so mean and sad. I hope someone kills her dead

Well, they've already ended their not killing people streak, considering Fadel just shot that guy in the head. This is such a deranged way to take this episode. What the fuck happened to the happy little burger joint

I feel like Style's dad will no longer approve of this relationship after seeing Fadel force their evil mother to drink poison at gunpoint

ARE WE NOT GOING TO ELABORATE ON WHAT HAPPENED??

Glad Bison gets an Iceland trip, he was missing a grand gesture

I appreciate Kant's numerous mythology facts. Also I guess no one told the people who write this show that E***** is a slur, aieeeee

Impressed that Kant has cell service in the Icelandic Wilderness

"Now that your father knows about my being a former hitman, and a locked up criminal, is he alright with it?" "He sure is. He said I need someone with a past like yours to tie me down." Insane take, please explain

"I thought I'd die alone." "We'll die one day, but we'll die together of old age." Maybe the real heart killer was the simple passage of time

FADEL SAID: DISTRACTED DRIVING IS OKAY WHEN I CAUSE IT!!!

Final thoughts: I really liked this show. You kind have to lower your standards when it comes to relationships, and even sensible writing, because they love transition wildly between scenes with no explanation. (Like, did Lilly die? Did they rule it an accident or an inside job? What hell the happened to Keen, was he also in prison? What of Popcorn and Jimmy, held hostage and married in the same day? Why do Style and Kant BARELY care that their boyfriends have murdered numerous people, including in front of them?) But the actors (and characters) are SOOO endearing and I enjoy the balance of irreverance and dramatics. It charms me BECAUSE it is ridiculous. The music and outfits are also really great. It is not a perfect show, but it is exactly what it needed to be, which is unreasonable, funny, messy, sexy and with tons of heart. What more can I ask for?

#ayesha liveblogs the heart killers #ayesha says things #liveblogging #thai television #television #long post #guns tw #violence tw #i think this is my favourite jd show so far!#make of that what you will. it's perhaps not for everyone. but it WAS for me <3 #beauqueue

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