#look at this short motherfucker
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Being haunted by this currently
#saw an artist post this screenshot and immediately was like. motherfucker#after watching a video i dont think hilberts other sprites line up with hinatas outside of kinda vaguely talking with his hands a lot#which probably many characters do#not like how ns just exudes komaeda and kaworu#but this one...#the artist in question posts almost exclusively isshushipping and komahina btw which i run into hilariously often#they werent posting it to make this comparison i just have brain worms sorry#also thinking about zekrom 'ideals and hope' and my fave isshushipping poster putting hinata on his chart of#his hilberts characterization inspirations#oshiete oshiete yo#akira expies#pokemon#unova#black#dr#hinata hajime#also god hilberts pokemas model is so. who gave him danganronpa short torso proportions#were they like... trying to make him look younger than the bw art does?#since pokemon has kinda backpedaled from gens 5-6's more teenage looking protagonists back to younger ones?
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He looks like a teenager now I hate it š
#everyone is always like 'oh why don't you trim him short?' 'if i were you i'd cut it all off'#SEE??#This is why i don't like cutting him short#he looks so stupid#nerd's first day at school looking motherfucker
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You know, S-Crocodile has the potential to be an interesting addendum for Crocodad bc Crocodile just learned that his son is alive, and then two years after that, boom: clone Lunarian baby (who's also technically kinda sorta Luffy's half-brother?). The thing is, even if Crocodile bridges the gap between him and Luffy, Luffy's not the baby boy that Crocodile lost so long ago. He can take care of himself, has an entire crew to lead, and they may not see each other except for rare occasions. Crocodile didn't get to raise Luffy and will never get that time back. But S-Crocodile is a still a child who will likely have zero clue what to do without the programming and, since baby crocodiles are famous for loudly calling out for their mothers, may be desperate for a parental figure.
S-Crocodile is not a replacement for Luffy by any means, but more like a second kid had later in life who Crocodile was never expecting but who gives him the chance to parent in a way that he couldn't before.
See this is a much sweeter idea than me being like "what if Crocodile dies without getting to really experience being loved by his family/a community and have people care about him and so instead Luffy/other people end up projecting those feelings onto S-Croc and make sure he gets the love and community Crocodile never got to have"
Everytime I think about the lost time Crocodad implies I just die a little inside. Like Dragon might not have gotten to be with his son either, but at least he got to spy on Luffy on occassion, at least he got to check on him from afar and see him, know how he was doing, at least he knew Luffy's name. Crocodile didn't get any of that, and never will. Like you said, that time has been lost, and this hourglass can't be turned back and reset.
What is interesting though is that the Seraphim are supposed to have the personality traits of the OGs. Crocodile is quite independent, so I feel like S-Croc should be (or at least want to be, so he can appear strong etc) independent too, right? So S-Croc might want to be kind of a lone wolf, even if deep down he was sad due to his loneliness?
What's more though is that indeed, we don't know if S-Croc is pre-T or male (since he was made from post-T Croc DNA, and we don't know if Iva-chan's HRT affects DNA/those changes applied to the Seraphim). 'Cause if S-Croc is pre-T, Crocodile should know and understand how dysphoria is gonna hit S-Croc as he gets older (which is gonna be soon, since the Seraphim age faster). And like. I could see Crocodile just feeling bad for his Mini-Me because of that. I could imagine Crocodile just dragging S-Croc to Iva-chan (if there's an opportunity for it) and get that clone some T, spare him from going through the wrong puberty etc.
Point is, I feel like if Crocodile did somehow end up taking care of his Mini-Me, it might not be because S-Croc expressed a need for it. But it might be because Crocodile would be forced to reflect on his own feelings, knowing and understanding full-well how S-Croc would feel (be it about gender or loneliness), and just. Let the Dad Instincts take over, regardless of if the Seraphim likes it or not?
#Moon posting#Asks#OP Meta#It is slightly funny to call the Seraphim Mini-Mes considdering they are the size of grown ass adults already (if not taller)#Luffy didn't get the Huge Motherfucker genes from his parents but boy howdy did King's Huge Motherfucker genes hit S-Croc hard#Do wonder and worry if the Seraphim are gonna have like. Short lifespans though#Considdering they're like what. Max four years old at this point. AT MOST.#And they're look like 9 year olds???#But it could be worse they could be just 1-2 years old considdering they probs went into production after the Pacifista had been perfected#Like if the Seraphims' natural lifespan is like a 100 years and if they're 2 years old... But appear like 9-ish... Oh boy#They're gonna die of old age in like what 20 years. Oof
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thinking one of the first things Johnny does in Valentine's body is change out of her cheap suit and Takemura's borrowed coat but I think after he changes he ends up putting the coat back on because it makes her shoulders look Good actually
#johnny dysphoria#the sleeves are a little too short but I headcanon those puppies have like little slots and can be pinned back#so goro can use his mantis blades which I also headcanon he has#anyway johnny is like wow this covers up her weak ass arms and makes her shoulders look so strong#but actually i'll wear it just to annoy that motherfucker*#*lying
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more fanart -_- umm idk if u like getting tagged @turntechtestifi3d ... thats the guy who made up the guys!!! so cool. if u havent u have GOT to check out the og em,k
#eat meat and kill#rossi bonnano#none of this needs to be tagged idc#my art#rossi is older here than he was in the last drawing#look at these unwashed motherfuckers X3#i love rossis stupid ass skater boy outfit#gosh i feel like i always draw the arms too short#rip having little european boy proportions
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okay the other annoying thing about the increasing length of fanfiction is when you filter by completion status and it turns out nobody's actually posted a full fic for several weeks. and you've already read those ones :(
#YEAH I USED 'FULL FIC' FOR ONESHOTS HA HA MULTICHAP MOTHERFUCKERS HOW DO *YOU* LIKE IT????#but rly tho i am not usually looking to read a partly finished work WHY IS THIS SUDDENLY STRANGE?#give me the beginning the middle AND the end damn you!!!!#i don't have the patience to wait six months for the ending to every fic š#salty crisps#'this meeting could have been an email' and this 3-part novel could have been a short story
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i forgot i can post my art Call this numba now call this numba now..
Based on Cakedpie's super awesome caked up music video go watch it woww he's so talented
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#art#my art#artists on tumblr#artwork#traditional art#oc art#ocs#i think im dying AHHH#I love my friends#lalalalala#Not the biggest fan of how me and caked turned out...#radio looks ok#Being ugly is in our genetics#like the autism#caked please dont hurt me im made of dry spaghetti and you know it#built like a beanstalk#(youre built like a bean you short motherfucker)#Youtube
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realizing now how uncomfortable i am looking at myself in photos is both because of the trans thing but also general appearance issues
#i would say 80% of it is trans stuff because looking at myself is easier now if not perfect still#with my short hair but also itās hard because i donāt think iļæ½ļæ½ļæ½m like. i was never really attractive but it was easier to look nice#as a girl i feel like#whereas if you dress up masc as fem it just reads as like not well to gen soc i guess#this is so silly but i imagine often if i would look better if i took T#which i think shouldnāt be on your mind while taking it but alas#anyway this is all coming up bc im taking lots of pics on my trip#having lots of fun but am super tired. v&a best museum#art museums are so sexy#seeing seven sisters tomorrow and i am Ready and praying for sun#i need to go to tate britain too. sargent u are not ready for me motherfucker
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Ten minutes.
"No one makes me feel like you do." He slurs into my ear, grasping at my shoulders like a newborn.
I stare into his eyes as liquid wells at the bottom eyelid, covers the surface like a lacquer. I'm a little annoyed. He doesn't usually do this, it's not typical behavior. This time I was really looking for something quicker, dirtier.
He pushes harder into me, whispers nothings into my ear, gets his teeth into the flesh of my shoulder. He's biting really hard now.
Liquid warmth, bodily in heat, crawls down my side.
That's my blood, I'm thinking to myself. I'm excited at first, thinking I might actually get off tonight, but the moment passes, and it's not getting me going like it did the other several times. I'm not even dizzy. Frankly it just hurts.
Another thought, unbidden: He's like a dog having his favorite chew toy taken away.
Stop that.
Five minutes.
"Please don't leave."
"I love you." I breathe the words with my face right at his cheek, where I know he's going to hear it, going to squirm, try to kiss me again.
I lean in to take his lips into mine but at the last second I dip away, even though it's what I wanted. He whimpers into my breast and I can feel his voice resonate in my organs. I'm trying to remember what I'm supposed to say here, but I'm blanking, so I just hold him, stroke his hair, tangle my fingers in his.
Two minutes.
The words come to me, I think. I say, "We'll meet again. It's a small world. I'll find you again. I promise. I will never stop loving you." I'm lying again, but I still can't bring myself to tell him the truth, and what does it matter anyways if he'll never see me again, it's not like he's gonna find me and bring me the consequences on a silver platter I mean really what type of good promise doesn't have a deadline anyways otherwise it's totally unenforceable and shouldn't he really know that by now but of course he won't because he's stupid and he never remembers anything.
Sixty seconds.
He's sobbing into my chest now, biting me, clawing at me, leaving little red halfmoons in my back. I'm out of words. I'm sure I prepared more, but I can't remember anymore. Not that there's time.
He's not supposed to be this emotional. This isn't typical.
It's not his fault.
Ten seconds.
Nine.
For fuck's sake, do something. Anything.
"I--I'm sorry."
Eight.
"God, I'm so sorry."
Seven.
He sniffles, locks me dead in the eye. Shakes his head.
I can't look away (LOOK AWAY STOP DON'T LET HIM SEE YOU WHEN IT HAPPENS)
Three.
Two.
oh my god i remember what it was what i was supposed to
One.
The world winks out like a lightbulb.
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On the back of a receipt, scrawled in ballpoint ink, is a number. Every time I write it now it looks the same, as if my hand's forgotten that the digits could look any other way. The angle of the strokes, the size, the spacing.
I am walking into the store. He'll be at the first register, telling an old lady that they don't accept checks anymore. The receipt is carefully folded in my palm. There needs to be anticipation when he opens it. He needs to see me like a winning lottery ticket.
It's going to be different this time.
#short story#original fiction#creative writing#this is the first prose that i have written in a long time#AND IT TURNED OUT SO FUCKING WELL#LOOK AT IT AGHHHHHHHHHHHH#I AM SO FUCK MOTHERFUCK PROUD
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sorry 2 be a little hater but I. didnt like the silent hill 2 remake combat trailer
#rambles#I can't even 100% explain but it felt WRONG#like I saw what looked like a QTE and I screamed#and the nurses VAULTING OVER A WALL???#they're supposed to stagger around n shit motherfucker#also like.#silent hill is not an action series.#it's about SURVIVAL. Knowing when to run#and when to fight#and I wasn't getting that vibe from this#also theres the short message.#but I haven't seen that yet so I can't comment
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snippet saturday
still not a thing but this is my blog and i make the rules and i'm THINKING about birdie and fabin. i swear i'll get back to jack and arthur in a second just let me scream about birdie and fabin for a minute
Emilia tucks her wings against her back, settling in the grass next to Birdie. āWhen do you think weāll have to return to Morbhard?ā
Birdie stares out over the fields, her pulse quickening. Emilia senses that sheās asked a question that Birdie doesnāt want to answer. Birdie lets out a long breath. āIām not sure.ā
A lie, but Emilia doesnāt question it.
Birdie glances at the sky. āThe sun will go down soon. I should make preparations. Itās the full silver moon tonight.ā
Emilia shrinks into her human form and sets her hand on Birdieās shoulder. āI can make the tea if youād like.ā
Birdie smiles. āThank you. That would be nice.ā
Emilia returns to the cottage and puts the kettle on the fire, digging her toe into the floor as she mixes the herbs. As much as she trusts them, as much as theyāve all grown closer over the weeks and months at the cottage, Birdie is still hiding things.
The kettle finally starts to whistle and Emilia pours a cup of tea. She heads back out to the garden. Birdie is standing next to Fabin, clearly just arrived from the forest, smiling up at him as he complains that the deer are getting better at hiding. Her laughter dies abruptly as the silver moonās light hits her, her preparations forgotten in the grass a few steps away.
Fabin backs away as Birdieās silver light explodes outward, a pulse of magic flattening the grass in a circle around her. Her tripled voice shrieks, her hair lifting off her shoulders. The entire whites of her eyes burn silver.
Blood starts to run from her nose. Fabin shrinks and tries to step closer, shouting her name. Emilia grabs a washcloth and grips it tightly behind her back, the fabric straining as she twists it nervously.
Birdieās eyes begin to bleed as well, silver light pulsing from her. Fabin grits his teeth and takes three more shaking steps through the waves to reach Birdie. He grabs her shoulders and Emilia hears him shout her name.
Blood is streaming from her eyes and ears now, the third recitation barely begun. Fabin winces as silver magic lashes out at him, cuts opening on his cheeks. He keeps hold of Birdie, shaking her shoulders, trying to wake her up.
The silver light fades and Birdieās eyes roll back. She collapses and Fabin catches her, lowering her slowly to the grass.
āShit.ā Jack and Arthur freeze in the doorway of the cottage. āIs she okay?ā
āDoes she fucking look okay?ā Fabin growls, glaring at them. He snatches Birdieās handkerchief from where sheād left it in the grass and starts to gently wipe the blood from her face. Emilia picks up the cup of tea again and moves cautiously. Birdieās eyelids are fluttering, though she is limp in Fabinās arms.
āThe tea for her throat,ā Emilia says quietly, when Fabin looks up at her with another growl. āIāll look at those cuts.ā
āIām fine.ā He holds the teacup to Birdieās lips and Emilia flinches at the audibly painful gulps. āBirdie, can you hear me?ā
Her silver eyes flick up to his face before fluttering closed again. She tucks her face into his chest.
Fabin leans down to murmur something to her that Emilia doesnāt hear. He presses his cheek to the side of Birdieās head and Emilia stifles a gasp, averting her eyes.
Fabin stands with Birdie in his arms. āShe needs to rest,ā he says, not looking at any of them. He winces as he adjust his hold on her and Emilia wonders what other damage Birdieās backlash did.
He says nothing else as he carries her into the house. Emilia bites her lip as Jack and Arthur turn to her with wide eyes. āIāll make some more tea.ā
#idk who to tag in this i just wanted y'all to know about Them#yeah last time most of you saw birdie she was like seven. now she's 19 and she's a monsterfucker. fabin is the monster obv.#and her godlike power is killing her btw. every time she puts off figuring out the prophecy her trances get worse. if u cared#writeblr#writeblr community#dark fantasy#fantasy novel#original fiction#i'm gonna finally post that wip intro for the raedoran cycle and then i'm just going to start posting out of context snippets#i don't work on this monster linearly. y'all got spoiled w lacuna#the rest of the RC? a hot mess. still deciding on the ending. lacuna went so smoothly bc i already knew what was going to happen#bc it was supposed to be a prequel short story!! curse u muse!!#anyway i'm SO normal about birdie and fabin. this is the least unhinged you will ever see me about them. just wait until he meets maura :))#fabin the most unfriendly motherfucker in the world is soft for one (1) person. will rip your throat out if you even look at her wrong#not like keelan tho. keelan has attack dog vibes but he can be controlled. nobody controls fabin#what are his goals? :)))))))#rb original#the witch#the raedoran cycle#birdie#fabin#emilia#jack#arthur
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Boots :)
Another Started As A Test Subject and now they're literally the only thing I ever fucking wear. Idk how well it shows in the pics but they are badly cracked and have been worn into the ground but like. Shoe comfy :(
Also the wings are a new addition! The inner ones slap against each other. Doesn't really bother me personally though so I'm keeping them as is š
Oh, and the laces are paracord!
#funnily enough these are also something i got at the beginning of my transition thinking 'oh yeah this is masc. surely.'#final tangent but this is why insane fucking terfs/transphobes who are like#'noooo don't transition what about our butches what about our tomboy gfs :(((('#i was literally never either of those things.#they are all so stupid š„² (for. a lot of very obvious reasons LMFAOO but specifically for that as well.)#but yeah i literally used fashion and artsy self expression as a way to cope LMFAOOO#and as a way to draw attention away from myself. despite. drawing SO much attention to myself.#seems counter intuitive and i won't argue w you there LMAOO it was to sort of just. be like.#look at my cute outfit :) don't. don't even think about the guy underneath them.#AND it was ALSO the only way i could somehow feel some semblance of self. cause i did truly love what i'd wear#and then i'd wonder why i'd break down crying at the thought of what i am without those clothes.#just? a girl? the idea gutted me and made me want to tear my skin off with my nails and teeth#but like. i'm sure this has zero implications about me. who i am. ect. and has nothing to do w trans thoughts i had in middle school.#time to pick a perfect outfit and get a good grade in Girlā¢ ššššššššššššššššššš#nowadays i just wake up put on a band tee and i'm just some guy. forever and always. it's so fucking cool#literally does not matter if it's a pants day or a shorts and tights day i'm just some guy. it's so fucking awesome šš#for real even though i do still struggle w dysphoria some days worse than others i am so at peace.#i just wish everyone saw me the way i do. i literally cannot comprehend how anyone looks at me and goes#'ah....... a woman.' like. dude. for real? what are you seeing that i don't.#like bro!!! way not cool!!!! lame ass motherfucker!!!!#<- GSJSGSJ WAIT WHEN DID I USE THIS TAG BEFORE LMFAOO?? IT'S. SO FITTING HERE HAHAHAHA#anyways i was gonna say idk if i saw a motherfucker who's clearly striving for some androgyny#and a sick ass mullet no matter what immediately registers in my mind that i may have to correct later#i'm just. going to assume. they are some type of queer. and i am avoiding pronouns/gendered language#til they tell me 'oh yeah i'm :) and my pronouns are :)' and i'd adjust accordingly.#like idk that's so normal to me. what's not clicking for literally everyone else.#UGH ANYWAY i've been ranting and infodumping way too long i wanna get ready for bed now LMFAO#also if at any point you've looked at these pics and thought 'damn bitch you live like this'#yes. i know. i'm aware. i do live like this LMFAO š«”š#my projects
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I would like to personally thank the entirety of the tgcf fandom for always drawing little Hongāer with the biggest shiniest kawaii UwU bean baby eye(s) that ever did exist. I love that for us.
#heaven official's blessing#tgcf#Hongāer#hua cheng#the commitment everybody shows#to making that dirty little street orphan who grows up#to be the scariest motherfucker around#always looks like the most squeezable little baby that ever was#is nothing short of commendable
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You know, even though you reason in your head that falling on your ass when youāre over 40 will definitely hurt more than it did when you were in your 20s, I donāt think that concept prepares you for how much more it will hurt, exponentially.
In a no way related topic, I got my roller skates today. XD
#yes it's related#i promptly fell on my butt and bruised my tailbone#at least i hope it's just bruised and not broken somehow#that shit hurts like a motherfucker#i'm not gonna let it discourage me#but also i'm looking into some padded shorts situation lol#please feel free to laugh at me#i had all the protection equipment except the one i needed most#but the skates are beautiful so i will endure and look like a bigger dork#operation fall on my ass a thousand times#and it begins with one#lindira's life
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Thereās a certain kind of common post on this website that goes *yes, [story premise that is common and popular and might reasonably support a full plot] but what about [consequences of story premise that really only has vibes]*
And usually the OP is kind enough to expand on this thought, about what the consequences might be (but not always), but I come away from those posts thinking, āokay, and what else?ā
And in my experience there isnāt an answer, the described āconsequences ā premise doesnāt get much farther than that text post. Thereās no more meat on those bones. When I try to think of how one might make a full movie or novel out of that conceptā¦ it can be done, but it would take a great deal of skill to keep it engaging and not start to lag, because if youāre plot is entirely *long form dealing with aftermath of the far more kinetic thing* youāve gotta be damn good to not bore people and make them want to see that way more interesting concept instead
Probably why this is such a common fandom thing, and less so in original work. Easy for 800 word one shot about pre existing plot and characters to grapple with feelings only, a lot harder with an original story and original characters to revolve only around āfar more interesting story happening in the next room overā (again, can be done, thereās a boom for this very thing is isekai rn, but to be done successfully? Harder.)
Which is why when you do see original media focusing on āthe emotions and consequences of it allā the premise is always DEEPLY mundane. Death. Abuse. Depression. War fits in here somewhere, but only partway. Original media would much rather talk about the fantastical time loop though- how can you make a story about the consequences of a time loop when you donāt know what the loop looked like?
And if youāre going to make a sequelā¦ you better put that motherfucker back in a time loop
But anyway something something fandom something something the One-Shots something something the modern desire to experience catharsis over experiencing new things
#and to be very clear#the emotional consequences short story has a fine fine literary tradition#but itās an interesting cultural conundrum that people are /obsessed/ with coming home when they never went anywhere#thereās no easy to point to phenomenon like wwi when looking at all those ptsd short stories from the modernist era#and yeah the pandemic was traumatic but this phenomenon predates its#like mslt lazy analyzers of modernity I will blame the internet#lots of folks having insane and removed-from-home (your irl life) that feel like they must have been a full adventure#there and back again in 30 min but youāve just had the most insane fight on the internet but no one at home sees or cares#simulates having real experience in new lands doesnāt have quite the same fiber count ya know#also Iād be remiss not to say something about short form media being so prevelant now#but I think Iām starting to sound like a conspiracy theorist now and also mega old#tribble post#this is what sitting for an hour at the airport at dawn does to a motherfucker
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Some of you really hate women and it fucking shows.
#some dumbass tags about ''i wear skirt but not because i'm a woman'' really women are just skirts to you?#or ''long hair like women's'' women wear short hair all the fucking time#women are sentient people with lives and personalities if you think otherwise you really should touch some grass#''cis women look like'' WE LOOK LIKE WHAT. WE. LOOK. LIKE. WHAT. MOTHERFUCKER.#we look LIKE FUCKING PEOPLE.#you sound no different than any other old bastard telling me i have to look like a lady.
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