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#I’m just gonna put these here so I can rant about all the issues I see in the#so like I as an idiot was like let’s see if I can do a style study on qwille using my favorite boy right#but qwille a brain works in mysterious ways cause like I’m trying to hard to firgure out how they know where to put stuff#and of course the rendering is like that in between fully rendered and that more soft vague#which is gorge#but my brain when I do it is like you need to fix you need to fix this looks bad you suck blahblah#not to even mention the anatomy#which is completely fucked here#I can’t do shoulders to save my life#and he looks so dumb sitting on that box#like what’s wrong with his shoe#I know something’s wrong#I think I need to take a moment#I’m caught in one of those logic loops rn#blahhhhhh
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i keep thinking im gonna like actually finish these but that ain't happening so have some gay people
#cookie run#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#espresso cookie#madeleine cookie#shadowvanilla#vanilla milkshake#espresseleine#creme university au#shoutout to the little rp snippet being one of the first things i actually drew for this au#i just never thought to post it oops#happened right after espresso learned madeleine liked him and they started... dating?#they aren't dating cause espresso is complicated and i'm gonna throw him down a flight of stairs about it#espresso you idiot you are head over heals for this stupid blonde jock just tell him you love him already aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#and then there is shadowvanilla who confessed and got married in the same interaction its what they deserve#these doodles of them are from before that#when pv still thought sm wasn't in love with him despite all the evidence against that#pv you wanted to kiss sm so bad it made you look stupid#sm just looked cringe cause he was NOT SUBTLE about it#also shoutout to shadowvanilla not being the main ship of the au AND YET HERE I AM DRAWING THEM THE MOST#shadow milk is just way too much fun to draw tbh#once i draw the others more its game over for my silly ass
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Interactive - Favorite Burp Scenario
I need something to take my mind off the fact that we are home to the dumbest, most bigoted fucking assholes on this planet, and I feel like a lot of you probably feel the same way right now. So, how about another interactive game? Send me character requests via my askbox here and I will respond with my favorite burp scenario to imagine for them. (Note, ideally, keep it to characters I know or that you think I may know)
#interactive post#community game#burping#burp kink#belly kink#i think back on all the movies where the president hides a horrible crime they committed years back#and how they carry out these horrid conspiracies to cover up the truth of their misdeeds#oh how fucking quaint that all feels right now#here in america?#you can incite an insurrection and get your freakass cult to storm the capitol on live television while erecting (lol) a gallows#the whole world can watch in horror#you can get indicted on 88 felony charges#convicted on 34 of them#your generals came come out and admit that you like hitler#and in a few years the people will just happily send you back#don't worry the media will treat you like a completely normal candidate and sane wash whatever crazy bullshit you say too!#because gat dammit groceries are just way too expensive#sure your own party and awful policies CAUSED prices to soar but it's not like the media will ever point that out when they conduct polls#also the same fucking idiots crowing about grocery prices hear trump's tariffs will cost them thousands more yearly and they're fine with i#im so fucking tired and i know you are too#just look out for your lgbtqia+ friends right now#they're gonna be hurting right now especially if they don't live in cali#and even cali's not some liberal fucking haven either#we just voted NOT to end slavery in this state!#like what the actual fuck?!#no seriously...what the actual fuck?#anyway look out for each other and try to keep your own corner of the world safe from maga's stink#and don't tune out either because they want to exhaust and beat you
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Tonight's playthrough of veilguard has been a fuckin fever dream I love these idiots so much
#started a romance!!!#SMOOCHED THE NECROMANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#killed two high dragons letsgoooooooo#hugged poor sweet bellara after seeing [redacted]#also walking into bellaras room while shes writing a romance novel GODS shes so cuteeee#had dinner with taash (they look so much happier in mid/late game)#SPEAKING OF!!!! OTHER COMPANIONS STARTING TO DATE EACH OTHER???!???!??!#FUCKING DAVRIN MAKING SMUTTY COMMENTS ABOUT MY NECROMANCER EXCUSE YOU#i diiiieeeeddd like SIR EXCUSE YOU IM RIGHT HERE#its always so fun hearing squad members comment on romances#BUT ALSO: UNCALLED FOR DAVRIN#i took something like 41 screenshots tonight lmao#AND figured out my obs issues#so i can record certain cutscenes :3#i wanna make a few gifsets of a couple scenes#anyways its 5am time for sleeps#(my sleep schedules already been borked these past few days so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)#dragon age#da4#datv#da:tv#veilguard#savrin#savrin de riva#rook#emmrich#emmrich volkarin#emmrook#no spoilers#just me gushing about my darling idiots
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I’m doing a project on Gulper Eels (aka Pelican Eels, Pelican Gulpers, or Umbrella-mouth Gulpers)
And- these fuckers don’t even look REAL-
A lot of deep sea critters, you see them and you understand Lovecraft’s fear of the ocean
But some of these guys-
LOOK AT HIM! HES SO STUPID LOOKING!
THIS IS MY IDIOT SON WHO I HATE HIS NAME IS BONGWATER AND HE HAS EVERY DISEASE!!!!!!!
#I WANT TO KICK HIM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS#LOOK AT HIM#SIR#WHERE ARE YOUR ORGANS??????#blorbo from my ocean right here#he looks like he belongs on the MUPPETS not the OCEAN#HE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB#REVERSE ROUDOLPH OVER HERE WITH A LIGHT ON HIS TAIL#okay- I need to finish this project tho#marine biology#pelican eel#gulper eel#stupid fucking fish#deep sea#these are all photos I’m including in the project btw#she said ‘be creative’ and I took that as ‘insult the fucking fish’#so I’ve got an entire slide just calling him an ugly stupid idiot eel#not really but kinda#you see how he looks like we shouldn’t have done that?#you see how he’s gods least favorite creature?#he looks like a cat toy#if I learn he’s endangered I will sob#PROTECT MY STUPID IDIOT BOY#JUSTIVE FOR UGLY FISHY FUCKS!#robin rambles#finally something not about bsd#what else to tag…#deep sea fish#what zone is he in?#mesopelagic zone
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Tag, your it for @naivesilver
#TMNT#tmnt 2003#leonardo splinterson#Usagi Miyamoto#naivesilver#ahhhh what’s these guys ship name#leosagi#is that it? idk#anyway shoutout to rena who watched ‘03 with me and witnessed these idiots Shang-ing their way through an entire TMNT series#so much fun#but also they had a dream with these guys in the background playing tag and kissing#so here this is#tried to get it to match my rasey one but also suit their characters more#I’d never met usagi before but I actually really like him may have to check his actual series out#I do think he should have big whiskers I just couldn’t get them to look right#messy by design again btw don’t attack me for going out the lines#it’s works v well with the white fur#katanashipping
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i love all my mutuals a lot !!!! except for @elizakai FUCK @elizakai PUBLIC EXECUTION for @elizakai
#I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: ELIZAKAI'S A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER#THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE#THAT'S RIGHT#THEY TOOK THEIR ELIZAKAI FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT#AND THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE#AND THEY SAID THEIR DICK WAS “THIS BIG”#AND I SAID “THAT'S DIGUSTING”#SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR.COM: ELIZAKAI THE ARTIST#YOU GOT A SMALL DICK#IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER#AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE#THAT'S RIGHT BABY#ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS#LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG#THEY FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT#I'M GOING TO FUCK THE EARTH#THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS#EXCEPT I'M NOT GOING TO PISS ON THE EARTH#I'M GOING TO GO HIGHER I'M PISSING ON THE MOON#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT
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why did they give marco the cobra morph in this photo. everyone else has their battle morphs. where's the gorilla. he's only morphed the cobra like twice in the entire series.
#also the new marco and tobias models fucked me up for a second#the jake and rachel ones are so similar i didn't even realize they were new#but the lighting here is doing something to marco#that does not look right#and tobias's jacket is giving david vibes somehow???#i think it just reminds me of a piece of fanart i saw#but that is too cool to be tobias#animorphs#animorphs marco#animorphs rachel#animorphs tobias#animorphs cassie#animorphs jake#idiot teenagers with a death wish#koolmathgames.com
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If I had the ability to led on a grown ass man (without even doing much) for 5 centuries I'd be proud as fuck, lemme tell ya...
Mor probably...
#And I don't even have to do anything!!#Like he's just gonna stay in love with me all this time while I fuck other men (secretly women too... mostly women)#as if I haven't made it FUCKING CLEAR that I don't want a relationship with him...#I lost my virginity to another man to not led him on and make him think we can ever be more than just friends and family#And then I'm literally going through the most traumatic experience of my life and he confesses his great love to me#I'm not in the right place whatsoever and obviously its not a right time he's an idiot and doesn't read the room haha *awkward silence*#AND I just don't say anything and leave (I'm literally at loss for word at this point)#but it doesn't end here... he just doesn't get it!!!#even after that he doesn't try to get close to me and make me comfortable enough to be with him so we can share this strong friendship no..#he stands in the corner of the room look at me weirdly and broods waiting for a mate bond to snap...#I guess *flip hair over shoulder* *teehee* I'm just THAT bitch you know😌💅🏼#part of this man's brain doesn't work istg...#morrigan#the morrigan#pro morrigan#morrigan acotar#I'm sorry for being messy hehe#but I just couldn't resist it#it's both Mor and Azriel week lmao#I had this in my draft for like months!!! and I think now it's a right time to post it lol#this is not exactly an anti post#this mostly toward Azriel stans iykyk
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sitting in the parking lot thinking i might vom
#it's a chain place and ive been on the other side of places like this#(i wasnt an interviewer but i was friends with them)#and there at least people would show up late + in sweats for the interview and they'd get it!#they would show up with 'oh yeah interview today almost forgot' and they'd get it!#meanwhile im having a breakdown trying to do everything right and perfect#making sure i look nice but not too nice bc again its a chain fast food place and i cant try Too Hard#also these pants dont have belt loops and they tend to shift#AND my right hand is swollen from the wasp sting yesterday so im worried its gonna be 'wtf is wrong with you'#but also shouldn't it say something that im here anyway even though i could have rescheduled#but then its like... im not gonna kill myself for this place like i did at mcd and does it give that impression?#or should i have rescheduled bc they'll think it's bad decision making to come anyway with my hand swollen#also worried that i should have parked nearby and come over closer to the time bc am i the freak sitting in the parking lot#but at least im early! but am i too early? but im out here not rushing them. but should i be so they know I Am Interested#not to even mention wtf im gonna say to them to explain my employment gap#and im so paranoid that im gonna go in and say im there for an interview and they're gonna be like ???#bc it was through an automatic text/email thing when i applied#which was how my last job happened but idk. maybe im an idiot and it's all fake so they can point and laugh#and i KNOW thats ridiculous. but that's how it feels rn.#also im worried they'll ask if i want something to eat/drink and i dont know the right answer#like i feel like i should say yes bc what do you mean you wont eat here? but the wrong thing means im taking advantage#and how will i be if im actually working there?#and its all so dumb bc#AGAIN people roll out of bed confident and they're fine. meander their way through and theyre fine. theres no reason to think i wont be#but ANXIETY#its gonna be an out of body experience no matter what and later I'll wonder about all the things i dont remember#if i fucked up or not#and now i have to go in bc it's 7 minutes until my time and i want to be a little early but not too much#fuck#wish me luck#ks talks
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Dynaman ep24 /// Hoshikawa vs Hoshikawa Kitsuneshinka
#dynaman#kagaku sentai dynaman#i adore this kind of stuff#delightful in every kind of way#you can feel the work and care that went into shooting this scene and it just makes it so fun to watch#being a ninja opens Hoshikawa up to so many fun stunts and bullshit fight scenes#and you bet ur ass this show is ALWAYS putting him in situations#anyway this fight right here is my favourite of his so far#side note#i love and appreciate that the first thing this idiot thinks to do to prove he's the real one to his team mates is a fucking backflip#'look guys i can do sick tricks haha nin nin'#he is so important to me#also#Junichi Haruta does all his own stunt work and they've been making really good use of him throughout the show#fuck i'm gonna have to watch goggle V after this arent i
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ngl being on nintwt makes me realize how inactive ninblr Actually is...
like, for comparision (from what I can tell), the amount of posts that are posted like every single hour on a daily basis are the amount of posts ninblr posts when a trailer (yknow what, maybe even season) drops
#btw I'm not saying I've been more active on twt lol I'm just inactive these days on both apps bc I have barely any motivation to post ngl#trying to focus more on irl stuff and all that 👍 maybe even considering taking a short break bc I think being off the 'net these days has#-Really helped w/ my insecurity ngl#plus I have been collecting ocs to draw and attacking ppl on artfight lol#but anyway back to the topic- looking at twitter and then at tumblr is just like. Yeah I can easily tell which one is more active 😭#tumblr is hob 3omry and rooh 'alby and everything like#especially with how I'm too shy to interact/post on nintwt sometimes lmao. like I can literally post the Craziest shit over here#but I gotta say that nintwt–especially if you're in the right corner of the fandom– is kinda fun#excluding the homophobes and idiots ofc lmfao#levi's ted talks
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This is the spiritual successor to Four Seasons Landscaping. To me.
#the political career of rishi sunak over the past two years is something that is absolutely fascinating to me#mans kicks off the mass resignation of virtually everyone of relevance in the johnson government just for a shot at power#manages to climb over everybody else in the leadership campaign; loses at the last hurdle to liz truss#(the human embodiment of a soggy ball of iceberg lettuce you left in your fridge and forgot about)#when truss’s premiership imploded he was right there to… further cock things up?#his highlights include hiring back a cabinet minister who had literally been fired the previous day#after 18 months; his party finally got sick enough of him violently hydroplaning down the highway to hell that they threatened him#with a vote of no-confidence#so he went out in the rain and went straight to charles iii of all people to ask him to dissolve parliament. as you do#and called a general election WHILE STILL IN THE RAIN and while the most unserious music imaginable played in the background#because i guess he thought ‘if i’m going down i’m bringing all of you with me’ ?????#knowing that unless something absolutely bananas happens; he is essentially handing over the country to keir starmer mind you#and then today someone placed him in front of a morrisons sign in such a way that his big head makes the sign look like it says ‘moron’#and photographed him as such. i’m obsessed. no notes#i will not miss this idiot but i can’t say i haven’t been entertained. because i have#i’m like genuinely impressed with how much the tories have managed to fuck up in so many different ways#to be honest ever since david cameron resigned and walked off humming; nothing has been normal here#i mean things were bad before that but good god#personal
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just burst into tears in a post office and immediately the entire world opened up to me. easy criers must have the best lives what the fuck. i should stop taking my prozac Immediately.
#remembered that post advice like 'if youre dealing with a difficult person the best thing you can do is cry' and let it rip#trying to get my passport application filed. she was like you're supposed to do this in your home state#maam i cant file this in new hampshire#okay i need your social security card#maam they told me at the other post office my medical insurance counted as a 2nd form of id so i have all the cards and photocopies-#nope that's not right. the state department doesn't care about that#oh i guess i can't do it today then#she looked at me like i was an idiot. you dont have your social security card with you??#'n... no?? i keep it safe??' 'Really.' and then i burst into tears.#and then she was immediately like oh no baby just go home and get it here you have all your other docs and your application perfect#no honey you're Fine just come back before three and i'll process it. okay??#lord i am having a Day.#home i go. war is hell.
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listen if we brat summer our way out of fascism I'll fuckin take it
#ravi rants#historically speaking the best way to shut down asshats that violate the social contract of tolerance is to mock them#idk man maybe I have a different perspective on all of this because I'm part of the desi diaspora#but like.... so Indians won't always obviously call out violations of social decorum#if you're making an idiot of yourself or you're making a scene. other people will stand by and let you do it.#my therapist and I talk about me coming from a high-context Asianic cultural background like I do a lot actually#because the thing about Indian decorum is that. like.#one. you protect yours. if your friend is actively intervening in on something there's a reason and it might be helpful#but two. if someone's breaking decorum.... we allow them to do so in order to figure out why.#if someone's ex is crashing a wedding and successfully gets the floor they'll get heard out#and everyone will be paying attention#because the thing is those kinds of overt violations of decorum usually happen for a reason....#Indian soap operas are A Lot™ but listen. a party might be the right time to call someone out on being abusive or manipulative#because the whistleblower can be escorted away to safety by them and theirs.#and usually you have to be able to know enough decorum to get to the point where you make a scene#and Indians respect the hustle. we'll hear you out.#the Hindu gods are notorious for being like 'alright smart guy. here's your wish.'#the gods will readily admit if they've been outwitted#but you're an idiot if you think you'll get away with fucking with the natural chaos of samsara and karma forever :)#however. there's also Hindu parables of asuras and dumbass humans realizing they fucked up and taking the L with grace#and the gods respect that#but lol. fascists aren't respectful.#Richard Spencer shut the fuck up after we all saw him get punched#conservatives are having a mental breakdown over being called weird while insisting that a cis woman is a man#and I'd like to remind everyone that the social role of a court jester is to keep everyone humble#bc dude. if you're getting butthurt over the clown ribbing you. maybe calm the fuck down? look in the mirror?#you may be a king but the larger the seat you hold#the better your toilet plumbing should be
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