#look at the clock

[bladedhunter]

starter for @uchihasavior

Sasuke looked at the clock. Then at the door. Then... back at the clock.

It was seven minutes past six.

He frowned. Itachi should have been here by now. But he was seven minutes late and, more importantly, not here. What had happened? Why was he late? Had someone decided to take out their misplaced anger on him? Accosted him in the street? Had some enemy attacked him? The possibilities were endless.

Eight minutes.

Nine minutes.

Ten.

If Itachi had a propensity for being late, maybe this would have been fine. But he wasn't. He always made it home either early or on time. Now he was ten minutes late? Something had to be wrong.

Sasuke yanked open the door, but immediately went to the roof. After casting a quick glance around and not seeing a brother quickly making his way home, his hands formed quick signs and he summoned Garuda. Let the hawk search for him from the sky while Sasuke searched from the ground.

Jumping down, Sasuke activated his Sharingan and scanned the crowds and homes he passed by as he ran through the village. He would not stop until Itachi was found.

[mistofstars]

MANN EY.

Immer wenn ich das Word Dokument schließen will, kommen doch noch hier und da 200 oder 300 Wörter aus meinen Fingern und ich arbeite an allen Kapiteln gleichzeitig weiter 😂😂

aber man soll das Momentum ja nicht aufhalten, wenn es mal da ist...

[chloesimaginationthings]

Into the pit Jeff and Mike finally sleep together in FNAF..

[bigchumpus]

Rewatched a bit of double life :D

[gcldencrownofsorrow]

I go to bed at 9 now I guess

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Dick wants to be a better brother for Tim than he was for Jason, so he turns to an online forum to get tips on how to bond with younger siblings ((and maybe try to cope with the trauma of losing Jason in a way that isn’t running headlong into danger)).

Unbeknownst to him, his chat buddy is a bored Jason sitting ducks on the other side of the world, waiting for Talia to find him a new trainer.

Neither of them expect how much this ends up changing things.

[hinamie]

i don't normally participate in these redraw challenges but it's megumi so i'll make an exception

[taitavva]

body swap

[merrigel]

I want it back = I drag its dead weight forward

[wolfythewitch]

Do you think Jesus ever felt homesick. Do you think he missed his mom

[muisley]

just otasune fluff :) their love language is bothering each other

[pinbones]

I've seen a few posts about women and pants now and many of them are very good, and not to nitpick those posts or downplay religious sexism or anything, but I have to emphasise:

Somebody who DOESN'T live in a controlling religious country/cult/family is also affected by sexism. We all know that, right? Secular parts of the first world also have opinions about how women dress, including when it comes to trousers, especially in childhood and in institutions like schools and the workplace

Me and many people my age (20s) remember being forced into skirts, punished and shamed by parents & teachers & peers & possibly then bosses about what we wear not being feminine enough, and it wasn't by deeply religious sects. Many updates to dress codes are very new and sexist views are still in place in many institutions. Normalised societal misogyny wants women (and people they want to treat as women) to dress femininely, down to what KIND of pants they're allowed to wear (compare a pink top and jeggings to mens jeans and tell me these two women are treated the same. Hating women in pantsuits is still a sexist office joke today, and even those outfits are feminine compared to male suits, which raise eyebrows when worn by women). The women I know who wear trousers regularly are literally otherwise feminine, and all wear dresses to events.

I know trousers have become much more normalised over the past few decades in secular society (yay!! the result of many many years of effort and lawbreaking) but let's not be absolute when we talk about the pants concept lol. Especially within a larger conversation about female/transmasc/intersex/transfem masculinity and social perceptions, especially in an age of rising fascism

[drawballa]

ModernAU Jayvik! I repeat, MODERNAU JAYVIK!!

[chloesimaginationthings]

Mike and FNAF into the pit Jeff are the same guy…

[radiance1]

Another link to this post. Meet the parents style.

So, Danny and Jason have been fake dating for a while now, and ended up marrying each other solely for tax benefits. Also, they got cool ass fucking friendship rings that they just couldn't not wear everywhere and being married is convenient so...

Anywho, so Jason has met Danny's parents but Danny hasn't met Jason's parents. Danny knows that he has some ties with the vigilantee scene due to being a Crime Lord-he still doesn't know what to think of his parents connecting the dots immediately when they only met him once while it took him more than that while living with the guy.

He thinks Jason may have been an ex-vigilantee at some point before turning to crime.

Then Danny gets blinded by rich people aura when he finds out that his bestfriend is the long thought dead child of Bruce Wayne. Frankly, he's insulted.

You mean to tell him that his could've been buying ice cream from that high class place all this time!? He shook (literally he grabbed and shook him) that point into Jason, he doesn't care that Jason never told him he was rich but he could've at least bought some high class ice cream once in a while.

Jason who was busy solidifying his power as a crime lord, avoiding his family and making sure not to leak his identity at all: I'm a literal crime lord, and the only thing you care about is me not buying you ice cream?

Danny: YES!!!!

Jason: Dork.

Right anyways, so Jason takes Danny along to meet Bruce and his fam but did say as soon as he started being uncomfortable they're leaving. The batfam is a bit blindsided by Danny, because they thought Jason was bringing his partner but its good to also get a feel for Danny's personality.

Danny and Jason did what's normal for them when Danny starts getting comfortable around the manor full of things that cost waaay more than his rent. Like half-heartedly insulting each other, being snarky, leaning on each other and other such things.

The batfam start thinking that there's more there than they know of. So they start watching a bit closer and ask a few round about questions that fly over Danny and Jason's heads. They just forget they're married often, unless it's regarding taxes.

All of this sends the wrong message when they walk into the same room and, being nosy, one of the batfam comes up to the door and uh. They hear the bed moving quite a lot.

So.

Meanwhile, Jason is trying to wrestle with Danny because this man does not pick a lane. He'll either be the human octopus (who is cold as hell) Jason has ever seen, he'll try to kick him off the bed in his sleep as if Jason personally offended him in some way, or he'll sleep in some wacky position that interrupts Jason's sleep. The last one is tied to the other two, however.

So, Jason has to frequently wrestle this man into a proper position where they both manage to get some sleep and it wouldn't have been so bad if Danny wasn't a goddamn sleep fighter. He would know, he had to nurse a bruised jaw for a few weeks.

Why do they sleep together? Listen, when you're in an apartment with not a lot of money, you gotta cut costs where you can alright?

[qwantzfeed]

ceci n'est pas une pipe?  more like ceci n'est pas une intellectual property crime in just a few months and honestly, i hate to wait