#look at that tiny cat man

[the-kipsabian]

..tfw you blorbo so hard most content is your own LOL

[whaliiwatching]

dumbasses ft daughter in the modern era

[buckleylonglegs]

Well I was so inspired by @dadbodbuck's textpost from this past week that I went and wrote a whole fic based on Big Man Tiny Kitty. You can read it if you want. It's mostly just very soft.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

job applications: this is entry level! anyone can apply!

job applications: ...as long as you've done at least six months of highly specific work, or have this exact degree, or if you kissed a chicken during the last moon of 2012-

[lunarharp]

sillay kitty comic (cw animal abandonment ?? but it's fine.)

[hyaciiintho]

🌸｡*ﾟ+. Life update under the cut! But in summary I've been busy but haven't forgotten the blog and will hopefully be in a better spot to focus on tumblr this next coming month! Have a lovely day everyone~!

Been working on my carrd teeny tiny bit by bit, but boy howdy does moving and all that comes with it take it out of me (preparing to move, the act of moving, and settling in) !! Good news though, I'll finally get my own room on the 31st, so I'll finally have space to set up my PC this coming September and get back to working on blog stuff! c: I've just been drained and busy and pulled so many different directions in such a small amount of time, that I'm just kinda not focused whenever I do have time to sit down and type stuff. I usually just wanna turn my brain off and games or nap.

Still gotta keep job hunting, repaint the room (it's my old room actually! And my cousin left it a downright mess... the walls are so scuffed ;; ;;), move everything in, and set everything up... and then I'll finally be able to start recouping properly! Came back from a trip to Disney with my sisters (that was fun!) and then I get to see The Fluffy on stage this coming Saturday, so the excitement is far from over for me-- not that it's a bad thing! I'm just... really eager to have a moment of... peace after all this pffft~ still looking forward to it, of course! I'm SO excited !!

I've also been sick with the plague (hurray) so I must have caught it whilst on the plane or during my time at Disney :c so my brain has been so scrambled and fried (just ask anyone who's been playing Overwatch with me this passed week LOL) Tina and Snow know firsthand.

All in all, I'm just really eager to do more than just play xbox and stare blankly at a wall all day, and instead, finally feel like myself again where I can reply to Guilded & Discord rp's, type more carrd bios, and then to also have my PC where I can make pretty graphics and get things flowing again!

Hope y'all have a lovely day! Hope to finally-- finally-- be back on here full swing soon enough!

[bitchfitch]

I'm having a lot of difficulty getting good pictures of cardi to show this, it just straight up Isn't Visible in any of the ones I've taken, but he's getting more and more grorange as he gets older, despite having already been a really grorange kitten. Like he's had splotches of orange fur on his ass and toes but he's getting orange ticking around his shoulders and neck now. and it's not like, evenly mixed, the orange is lining the white patches mostly.

[rackartyg]

struggles of making zanarai Smol: astarion can't sit in their lap

[sarah-kings]

You know what? Screw it

*buckets the narrator*

[psycherprince]

ways my emotional support cat has emotionally supported me thus far:

-got the zoomies while I was crying and distracted me by being fucking goofy

-found a bottle of Lexapro that had rolled under my bed (after he knocked it off my nightstand, but he did find it)

-crawled up on my shoulders like a parrot, preventing me from getting any work done (benefit unclear), pic related

-whined like a little baby when I wouldn't let him bite my face (???)

-REFUSES to let me piss without supervision (the bathroom door doesn't close all the way sometimes and he just bonks into it until it opens)

-forces me to get out of bed and bothers me relentlessly when I don't (this one actually is really helpful)

-does this:

[pwurrz]

little cashmere might look like a grandpa but he’s actually just a baby boy!!! and he’s as soft as his name implies too!!

[apnourry]

finally able to contribute to the collection of cute cat pics on here🥹🧡

[machinavocis]

amazon & all other ecommerce product-plus-customer-ratings-type sites (but especially amazon) need a parallel review-rating system that works like that "helpfulness" thing (x percent of users found this review helpful; here is a side-by-side view of most helpful positive & most helpful negative review, you know, that sorta thing)

except instead it's the "is this reviewer too stupid to live" factor.

like...all i want is a button to filter out the opinions of anyone who buys a piece of ikea-style assemble-from-illustrated-guide furniture & leaves a one star review like "umm product immediately returned; it was literally impossible to assemble because it contained Two Different Lengths of Screws that were not interchangeable & frankly i'm offended as a consumer that i was expected to understand this."

[pinkieroy]

Saw a video of a monkey destroying everything in a bathroom, and now i'm wondering why someone would want a monkey as a pet

[martyrbat]

detective comics #821

[ID: Bruce Wayne pulling back his Batman cowl with both hands. He's frowning as his hair is in slight disarray. Behind him is several variant versions of his Batman costume. Alfred asks if he's calling it an early night – to which Bruce responds, “I haven't even started, Alfred. Any social notices arrive this week for Bruce Wayne?” Alfred answers, “Just the usual stack of party and premiere invitations. All discarded and declined with the usual pro forma regrets.” END ID]

[hasanabihead]

Hasan going full Turkish in loving cats again