amazon & all other ecommerce product-plus-customer-ratings-type sites (but especially amazon) need a parallel review-rating system that works like that "helpfulness" thing (x percent of users found this review helpful; here is a side-by-side view of most helpful positive & most helpful negative review, you know, that sorta thing)
except instead it's the "is this reviewer too stupid to live" factor.
like...all i want is a button to filter out the opinions of anyone who buys a piece of ikea-style assemble-from-illustrated-guide furniture & leaves a one star review like "umm product immediately returned; it was literally impossible to assemble because it contained Two Different Lengths of Screws that were not interchangeable & frankly i'm offended as a consumer that i was expected to understand this."
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i have class tomorrow and overdue work but yk what's more important. that's right it's POLYAM KIDDADS
Absolutely not—
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Vision in my left eye has gotten significantly worse, uhhhh
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me, looking at the length of tomorrow's entries (multiple!): you know, something tells me things are gonna change. And not for the better
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hey what's happened to samuel kim's spotify. is it nearly all gone for anyone else?
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POV you ate shit during the family drama hour and your adopted peepaw needed your dogs help finding the Temple
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I am watching PapaMutt video, please tell me why under my recommendation is there a discovery animal video in Russian? of two horses having sex, like straight up just fucking? WHY!?
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i hope if nothing else i am remembered for being kind
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"he's so zesty" girl just say faggot if you're gonna be homophobic I wanna hear you say it with your chest
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the author of vinland saga ladies and gentlemen
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at the peak of my fevery delusions earlier i tried to explain to my wife how there is a "different shadow tumblr" that i accidentally accessed but can't anymore somehow and i wanted to get back on shadow tumblr
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