#i am concern

[idk-iguess7]

That’s one hell of a scentence to just randomly say. You good? You’re not on some drugs or anything, right?

I stimulate the economy by tickling its scrotum

[babegeron]

NOODLE?

[machinavocis]

amazon & all other ecommerce product-plus-customer-ratings-type sites (but especially amazon) need a parallel review-rating system that works like that "helpfulness" thing (x percent of users found this review helpful; here is a side-by-side view of most helpful positive & most helpful negative review, you know, that sorta thing)

except instead it's the "is this reviewer too stupid to live" factor.

like...all i want is a button to filter out the opinions of anyone who buys a piece of ikea-style assemble-from-illustrated-guide furniture & leaves a one star review like "umm product immediately returned; it was literally impossible to assemble because it contained Two Different Lengths of Screws that were not interchangeable & frankly i'm offended as a consumer that i was expected to understand this."

[mthevlamister]

i have class tomorrow and overdue work but yk what's more important. that's right it's POLYAM KIDDADS

Absolutely not—

[gronglegrowth]

Vision in my left eye has gotten significantly worse, uhhhh

[pocket-dragon]

POV you ate shit during the family drama hour and your adopted peepaw needed your dogs help finding the Temple

[moondream249]

I am watching PapaMutt video, please tell me why under my recommendation is there a discovery animal video in Russian? of two horses having sex, like straight up just fucking? WHY!?

[iatheia]

curious about what's in store for you for 2023? :D

let AO3 decide!

(this is a random generator that will give you four (4) ao3 tags, so you know, warnings for what that usually entails)

[kosalus]

did the bicep meme with shadowlach

[hajimedics]

I'M NOT YOUR DOLL AND I'LL THINK FOR MYSELF AND I'LL LIVE FOR MYSELF

[mooneggtarts]

I just realised this year might be Orange's first birthday where not everyone was there to celebrate...

[virtualplushy]

i hope if nothing else i am remembered for being kind

[arimakanas]

the author of vinland saga ladies and gentlemen

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i call this one "queer silence" or perhaps "slightly judgemental stare"

[m00ngbin]

AY(OYM)!!!! CHAPTER FIVE!!!!!!! Yay

[sollucets]

aninpin + more kisses to learn