#look at his snoot im crying

[beksboys]

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM

now u have

[stupid-and-cute-are-enough]

it WAS 1:30 am and now i've got finals in mere hours so obviously this is how i should be spending my time. behold: screaming and crying publicly over @get-rammed's montgomery gator doodles

starting off STRONG with this beauty:

THE FULL-BODY HUG???? THE SKIN ON SKIN CONTACT??? one thing you MUST know about me is that i am WEAK for when the bigger partner wraps themselves around their s/o WEAK I SAY

(also monty's nose????? it's absolutely darling and so perfect for his lil face)

KEEPING ON THEME WITH WERE-MONTY

specifically the face................ he looks so dejected...................so tired................ so sad...................baby has had a ROUGH night and i desperately want them to be better 😭😭😭 (the HAND HOLD???? THE TEAR STAINS??? AUGHH)

we already KNOW how i feel about this one after all i'm that motherfucker who was so consumed by this doodle that i asked ram if i could clean it up and otherwise go insane over it we already KNOW that this doodle has me on my fucking KNEES

again THE FULL BODY HOLD??????? THE SAD EYES???? HE HOLDS ONTO THEM LIKE THEYRE SOMETHING PRECIOUS 😭 monty is trapped in a life he pretty much hates and they've gotta be one of his only sources of comfort 😭😭😭😭 i imagine the anon has to pull wayyy more hours once monty becomes a glamrock so they're constantly exhausted but desperately wants to be there for their struggling friend and vice versa for monty (and how pissed monty must get w/the virus bc why the fuck should he feel bad for them when it's HIS life that got screwed over?)

everything i just said applies to this one too except with more melancholy bc it feels like when you have to wait for your loved one to fall asleep so you can slip away quietly (but, of course, monty is holding on, so he'll be disappointed sooner rather than later)

:(

MOVING FUCKING ON TO THIS NEXT ONE OHHHH MY GOD YOU GUYS PREPARE YOURSELF

THE SNOOT RUBS???? THE HAND ON ANON'S CHEST???? THE BLUSH????? THE WAY HE RUFFLES HOW OWN HAIR 😭😭 GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO BEAT UP MR. FAZBEAR ENTERTAINMENT HIMSELF GIVE MONTY HIS HAIR BACK!!!!!!

but seriously this one is just SO cute 😭 gator golf monty were such simpler times and it DESTROYS me knowing where they go from here :( ik both of them heal together in the end but they hurt so much between those two points AUGHH THEY DONT DESERVE IT 😭😭

GOING BACK TO WERE-MONTY

THE SHIRT??? THE SKIN-ON-SKIN CONTACT???? literally what else is there to say i rest my case moving on

THE CASUAL INTIMACY????? THE SKIN ON SKIN????? THE ANONS SILLY LIL SMILE AND ALL THE LOVE BITES?? look im down bad for monty as much as everyone else here but good LORD there's something so tender about non-sexual touch (esp with minimal clothing) 😭😭 its so special to me............. they're so happy to have each other i am ILL

iconic

SCREAMING AND CRYING THEY'RE SO SILLY TOGETHER!!!! LET THEM BE SILLY AGAIN THEY DESERVE IT!!!!

look at them they're up to MISCHIEF they're up to NO GOOD <3 and freddy is RAPIDLY APPROACHING (side note SWEETS??? 😭😭 i love all of monty's nicknames but something about "sweets" makes me AUGH................. it's so cute...............)

BONUS:

MORGAN <333333 WHAT A MASSIVE W TO TRANS-MASCS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wouldn't wanna be represented by ANYONE else

feddy <3

last but not least the comment i left (with my user and pfp blocked out bc you don't get to know me like that) on part one of project starlight that strikes fear into me to this very day. ignore my spelling mistakes i was going through it

i would've also grabbed a screenshot of the monty plush bc i feel special every time i look at one bc ram thought my comic was cool and it instantly became a core memory but this post has taken LONG ENOUGH!!! SLAP A SHIPPING LABEL ON THIS BITCH AND SEND IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[panie-wanie-dean-bean]

Oh noes i hav 2 separate cult au thoughts if i may throw my pennies into the hat, panie 🥺

The first thought is wondering how hungry for power/favoritism cult au Jack would be. I mean with his history as the golden boy of the circus, and manipulating Rory for his own gains since they were young (to give him a new loving home ofc), whats to stop him from doing his best to climb the ranks of the cult harem?

It can't be too hard, just being his kind attentive self, doing what he's told, being an excellent leader (and giving the best dick out of all 9 of them), of course their great leader calls upon him more often than not. Sure it starts with nightly trysts, and asking his opinion on new programs to implement, but...being a leader is so stressful afterall. The MC went their whole lives thinking they were human, and now have all of these duties and expectations.

He wouldn't mind if they vented to him sometimes, asked for his thoughts on their decisions when they doubt themselves, having a shoulder to cry on when they're at their lowest and are feeling vulnerable. He's privy to all their secret desires and insecurities, they've told them as much whether they're leaning on his shoulder, or he's thrusting between their legs as they cling to him. groaning and mumbling how much he's "their favorite" and "if he'd ever want to run away just the two of them, they'd go with him ina heartbeat" through panting breath, running their hands through his hair.

During their pillow talk, maybe the boys pop up in conversation on occasion, Joseph looks so lonely, and he takes such good care of Rory... would it be so hard to ask him if he would spend some time with him? He practically idolizes Jack, and the MC would love it if he tried to be a really good friend to him on occasion, like he is for them~ and they'd be more than happy to reward him for doing such a good job

Maybe they ask him for more favors, just how far is he willing to go to please them?

and what would he do if he ever finds out that MC has done the same with the other boys in a different capacity? (Ik the wise choice of action would be to ask that maybe MC went through the same song and dance with the other boys, told Ian, Nick, Shaun, or Jean that they loved them the most and would run away with them ina heartbeat if they ever got the chance, and how angry/hot that'd probably make Jack)

but in all honesty Im way off topic and just thinkin ofa normal MC havin a bad day, and cuddling with Bo, and kissin his lil snoot and tell him that they're gonna pack him with a bunch of candy and money in a suitcase and run away from their adult Job, and they'd live near a beach lika hermit with their puppy.. before just getting up and going to work the next day, cult au or not.

I mean he's a boyfriend but a pet dog actually, but a boyfriend, and every family dog has to hear either the running away speech, or our rants about a tv show and how we'd write it better while they chew on something on the couch, not caring.

Hey, what? What the fuck, you just waltz in here, say the sexiest most correct shit ever and then just leave? How dare, I wish to kiss you on the mouth. The only thing I disagree with is how often Jack and y/n can be together. Jack's teaching full time and has to practice acts and lines with his friends for their show once summer break hits. He's not absent per say but spending a lot of time with him is rough, for me at least, if you're cool with kids then y'all can hang a lot more often. He does make time for you obvi but he's a busy body and doesn't feel comfortable taking a real break, a habit you might just have to shake him out of

[uhhnothanku]

Y/N slander pt 4

Mafia Alpha Jungkook x y/n

"It's not what it looks like!" you say and swish your tail nervously. "HOW COULD YOU?!" He roars. "D-d-d-d-daddy its not what-" you stutter. "KITTEN....HOW COULD YOU... WE SANG DREAM'S HIT SONG MASK TOGETHER, SNIFFED GYATTS, WATCHED SKIBIDIDI TOILET TOGETHER " he slams your 1'3 ft frame against the wall and snarls. He lets angy tears out and sings in rage "YOU..BETRAYYYYYEDDD ME... CUZ I KNOW YOU'LL NEVER FEEL SORRYYYYY!" he screams in pain. Hes obviously hurt because alpha men never cry. Pussy. "NO! CAN WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE LIKE SHOOTING STARS?! DADDY PLEASE...." you scream with your weak fraile voice. "I...could really use a wish right now...wish right now..." he whispers and fades into the sky... "JUNGKOOK PLEASE, IM PREGNANT WITH YOUR 69 CHILDREN, DON'T YOU DARE-" and just like your father... "Im getting milk..." he snarls and slams the door out. You fall to your knees and cry... you chase after him like the pathetic omega you are, only to find him sniffing Jisoo's Gyatt. He turned to you...then shamelessly slammed his snoot back onto her gyatt. You ran out with your tiny legs and roar in anger..you're...an Alpha?! Jungkook gasps and pushes Jisoo down the stairs. "Kitten...you're...an alpha..." His tail wooshes back and forth. "IM THE ALPHA...IM THE LEADER... IM THE ONE TO TRUST... TOGETHER WE DO WHATEVER IT TAKES WE'RE IN THIS PACK FOR #lifezieeessss" you say "AWOOOOOOOOO!" he howls "We're wolves! We own the night!" you two say together and hold paws, looking into each other's red orbs. You get so excited that you accidentally spray on him. "...KITTEN..." he snarls in disgust and accidentally slaps you, making you fucking die. "NO! MY LIGHTSKIN STARE BLUE ORBS IM IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU GYATT LEVEL 69 EMO GORL KITTEN..." he cries and holds your 0'1 body in his large buff yaoi sized muscles. "It's okay my l baby~ im now free..." your spirit whispers and floats up to the sky angelicly. "Im sorry my kitten...i have failed you..." he whispers.

3 months later hes arrested for trying to recreate what Mr Hands did btw.

The end~

[mostly-marvel-musings]

Oh oh!! For your friday hoe hours, Can you do tony stark x reader x bucky barnes? Tony just watching them or instructing bucky what to do with the reader while r and bucky get it on on the bed? 😌😏 im such a hoe bfksns

Treat her right

Pairing: Tony x Bucky x Reader

Warnings: 18+ smutty smut smut!

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Bucky Barnes Taglist - @marvelgirl7 @mycosmicparadise @feetoffthetablee

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“Just like that, Barnes. She loves it.”

Tony’s soft voice wafted across the room as you wrinkled the sheets in your hands, back arching off the bed as Bucky’s tongue dipped inside your heat.

He had been teasing your folds for what felt like hours after you’d gone down on the men not too long ago. Tony sat in the far corner of the room, stroking his semi-erect cock every once in a while as he watched the two of you, instructing Bucky on how to please you the right way.

And Bucky obeyed. He’d been eager to please ever since you two invited him back to your place that evening. He knew what he was doing, but Tony being Tony couldn’t resist the need to watch you come apart the way he’d make you.

“How do I make you feel baby?” He crooned from between your legs, forcing them to stay apart with his hands.

One of your hands left the mattress alone and carded through Bucky’s hair as he alternated between circling your clit and plunging into your entrance.

“So good! So fucking good, don’t stop!”

Tony knew you were getting close, the way your body twitched and legs threatened to shut, he could tell. To him, you had never looked hotter.

Witnessing you come to your climax because of another man wasn’t something he thought he’d enjoy. It made way for several other scenarios to run through his mind.

“Use your fingers, Buck.”

Bucky obliged his command at once, pushing two fingers at a time, groaning at the way your warmth encased them so deliciously.

You felt the coil in your belly snap as the sensations increased overwhelmingly, your sensitive clit throbbed along with your heartbeat as you came with cry, walls fluttering around Bucky’s fingers as he continued to fuck you with them, riding your orgasm out.

“That’s my good girl.”

Tony murmured, encouraging you as you shuddered before you felt the bed dip under his weight before Bucky gently backed away.

Even though your eyes were closed you knew he’d joined the party, it was clear that you were in for a long night.

HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS BEFORE?? Damn..

Friday hoe hours?!

[corviigay]

Things that I've learned so far while playing Dead by Daylight as a survivor

don't attempt to unhook yourself unless everybody else is hooked, you have a specific perk or you're the last person alive (not only do you buy other survivors time, but you also have such a low unhook chance already that it isn't really worth the risk)

this is purely circumstantial, but sometimes when you think the killer saw you, they really didn't. if they aren't looking directly at you, hold still and don't move or they will probably hear your movements before they see you.

hug walls during chases if you can. 'fake' vaulting can be useful if you want to try to make distance. watch the killer's red stain carefully.

camping pallets is very dangerous if you don't have fast reflexes (and DBD can have some wack hitboxes. lmfao)

if you start a match with other survivors, work on a gen with them- but don't stay with them. split up after the first gen or two to cover more ground.

unless the killer is a t-bag killer and friendly, do not spam crouch at them if you do not want to be tunneled. It isn't inherently friendly. they will not appreciate it.

pointing gesture: hey you / go away / boop / stop being a fucking fool or im gonna slap the shit out of you

wave gesture: follow me / come here / slap / feel free to hit me (@ killer)

NOED? wack

don't unhook near the killer unless you absolutely have to or if you have Borrowed Time

if killer's hook/proxy camping a survivor, just work on gens. more often than not you can pop a couple of gens while the killer's being busy wanting a single kill

if killer is not quite out of range or if you begin hearing their terror radius AND if you have a gen nearly complete (like...90%+), dedicate yourself to it if you can take a hit.

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Countering Killers (only consists of killers I've encountered a lot. I may come back and edit and add more as I improve)

Bubba [Leatherface]

if you can, jump in a locker if he charges up his chainsaw. probably the smartest decision you can make in this instance.

window vaulting is your friend if you have enough distance

don't don't don't go for an unhook near him. he'll just chainsaw and down you both.

BBQ & Chili? try to hide behind a gen's aura when he hooks somebody or hide in a locker while he picks up a survivor to hook them (unless you can help stun him or are in a short range)

cry a little bit if you get hooked in the basement

Sally [The Nurse]

Try to make chases unpredictable. She ends chases quickly with her blinks, try to juke her by pretending to run in one direction and then backtrack when she blinks (or run straight towards her as she blinks)

if it's a good nurse, you probably won't want to pallet slam unless she messes up and you get lucky.

Amanda [The Pig] 🧩🐷

boop her snoot!!! she might let you.

At 'unsafe' pallets, if she crouches, leave the pallet if you don't know how to counter it. In all likelihood if it's a good pig, she can juke you here. If you're confident in your abilities, you can try to throw down the pallet.

Try to use obstacles to block her ambush. Do not 360. 80% of the time it may not work because she's in control of her ambush and can turn right around with you.

Be vigilant, have a plan. Keep an eye on your surroundings.

Anna [The Huntress] 🪓🐰

While working on generators and you hear a max charge notification of her hatchet, stop repairing and crouch in case she's attempting to hit you. Your hitbox is bigger while you're repairing gens.

The above also can include healing others. Out of courtesy, if you can, take the hit for the survivor you were healing.

Study and become aware of her mind games- she will usually draw her hatchet at pallets and pressure you into slamming them or running. Try to make it hard for her to land these hits so she's forced into a m1 chase instead of using her throwing hatchets.

Please for the love of heck don't hide in a locker near her. She could find you by accident when reloading hatchets.

Tall loops are your friend. Long corridors are not your friend.

[thespiantherepist]

Werewolf Bakugou x reader |Part one|

Warnings: Mentions of nudity, abusive relationships, cussing, euthainasia, and sucky writing.

Your boyfriend was always an asshole. You didnt even know why you started dating. He'd stolen, lied, hit you, bossed you around.

Hell, just as you thought life was getting better the cunt goes, and cheats on you!

The man told you flat out, "I've been screwing another chick, its been a gas!"

Then he left.

When you called him about his dog that you thought he left at your house, he said he left it at the vet.

Even worse, he took it to go get euthanized!

The dog he'd just gotten. Sure the dog was almost always in a foul mood, but at least he'd never hurt anyone!

You were livid.

You almost started crying on your way to the vet. Stepping in through the door you told the vet the story.

They knew you, and knew how your boyfriend had acted towards you. They let you get him from the back.

"HI Papa!" The large Fawn coloured dog turned its eyes to you. They burned into your soul.

You shivered, the dog had spooked you sure, but you took pity on him.

"Lets take you home yeah?"

The dog seemed a bit happy to hear that he was going home. He still looked annoyed though. Grabbing his Red leash you attached it to his spiked collar.

Getting him in the car was a hastle. He kept crawling over the seats. Then when you put your hand up to block him from the front he'd growl off handed.

"Down Katuski!" You yelled excitedly, pointing your finger to the ground.

He didnt move.

"Katsuki baby, down!" You said softer this time.

The dog huffed, and layed down instead.

"Uggh, forget it."

Then he barreled out if the car, hoping over you, and dragging your body through the lawn.

"Katsuki!"

The dog stopped abruptly. He looked at you, seeming aggrivated. You stared right back up at him.

When he got inside he ran straight to your boyfriends room. Then he turned in a circle.

He walked to the Garage.

He looked at his chair, and he placed his paw on it.

He layed his head down. He looked sadly at the empty space of the couch.

When you saw the sad display your heart nearly broke. In the time you, and your boyfriend were together the only time he seemed happy was when he was with Katsuki.

You went to go pet him.

It backfired.

he bit you hard.

You lurched backwards, holding your now bleeding hand. Tears sparked in your eyes, and with all the stress built through the day you broke.

The dog in front of you seemed genuinely shocked, he started slowly walking forward.

You backed up.

He growled, taking faster steps to you, and pushing your chin with his snoot. He leaned the top of his head against your uninjured hand. He sniffed you, nudging his nose agaist you, he started licking your tears. Getting more assertive, he started licking tears from your cheeks rougher than before.

You started to giggle, as you were being pushed over. You fell on your back, chuckiling as the dog above you tried to lick your mouth.

You pet him, lightly shoving his face away from yours. He huffed as you stood up.

He sat down. Then cocked his head to the kitchen. You turned your head as well.

"You hungry pa?" He looked at you as if you were stupid.

"Ill take that as a yes."

You walked to the kitchen, dog trailing proudly behind you. Wrapping your hand in gauze first, you gave him some kibble. The dog thanked you by licking your uninjured hand briefly.

He wagged his tail slightly, you giggled taking out some chips to munch on.

He looked up at you.

Then he nudged your crotch.

"Wha!"

Your crunchy treats fell to the ground.

"No!" You cried in despair, as you saw the oval shaped crisps beibg eaten by the dog.

"TRAITOR!" You yelled playfully.

The dog waved his tail.

"Youre an asshole." You joked. The large dog in front of you boofed indignantly.

You sat down on the couch after you, and your dog were finished with your meals. You looked at the fluffy monster. "I love you so much you overgrown Pomeranian!" You said grabbing the side of his face, and shaking it.

He barked loudly, several times. Sometimes in a series. It would die down with a boof, then pick back up again.

"Yah, Yah thats enough. Im going to bed."

You got up, and walked to your bedroom, keeping an eye on the dog laying on your couch.

When Katsuki knew you were asleep he changed. He looked to the door where your room was separated from the living area.

He rolled his eyes , as he walked to the landry room to get changed. He thought about you while walking there. His tail mindlessly waving.

'Where the fuck is the dude?' He thought as he made his way there. His tail stopping its maneuvers. He opened the door to the landry room quietly. He stepped inside.

Looking around he noticed most of your ex boyfriends belongings were gone. His jackets, his favourite bong, his t.v and gaming system in the corner.

'So thats why the chic-... she. was crying.'

He thought to himself. Looking around the laundry room, he searched for your ex's clothing. He only found a discarded Nirvana tank, and some basketball shorts.

'He's not going to be using these anymore.' He thought, he painstakingly tried pulling on the shorts. 'WHY DO HUMANS WEAR THESE THINGS?'

He heard a chocking sound from the door, still butt naked, as he couldbt fit his tail inside the shorts.

There you stood, one hand on your quickly beating heart. The other curled around the doorframe.

"What the fuck are you staring at shorty?" Bakugou asked rudely, turning around fully.

'Who is this man, and why is he naked?'

"w-who are you?" You asked confused, and trying not to look down, instead looking at the ceiling.

"My eyes are down here." He said loudly.

"Youre naked!"

"I dont see the problem with that." He said confused, and angry.

"GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!" You yelled.

"Why should I its my house!"

He yelled back the dropping the shorts in his hands. Then you noticed, the bright red eyes, the colour of his hair matched your dogs. He stood tall, and proudly, had a tail, and ears. But you didnt want to believe it. You took a step back in fear, to which the man took a few steps forward.

"Listen human, I want to be comfortable too!" He shouted, angrily. "I was only trying to put on clothes incase of a situation like this!"

This guy was loud.

"I dont know what you're talking about. Youre a human too." You said out of breath, and trying to keep yourself from looking down once more.

Then he roughly pushed your head back with his middle finger.

"Im a dog dumbass!"

"YOUR HUMAN BODY SAYS OTHERWISE SIR!"

"DONT CALL ME SIR!"

You flinched at his volume. He sighed, "Let me get dressed, and I'll explain it to you."

"So youre a werewolf?"

"If you want to phrase it like that, yeah dumbass." He said gruffly, trying to open a bag of hot cheetos with his teeth.

"I dont thi-"

"I Dont Think Dogs Should Hav- SHUT UP ALREADY, LET ME EAT THE DAMN CHIPS!"

"Okay!"

--Part two coming soon--

[creepy-bi-day]

aa okay! snail here- i'm 5'9, got short brown hair + brown eyes and im kinda thicc but you can't really tell with the baggy clothes i wear. Like hoodies, sweats, stuff like that. i've got 2 tattoos on my left arm and a piercing in the left side of my snoot. i'm a college kid, deaf education major even tho public speaking makes me super anxious. I like to play video games or draw mostly! And my music taste is a mixing pot, let's say. im shy but i love to make ppl laugh when i can. nsfw welcome^^;

Snail!! I love u. I finally got to yours!!

I ship you with *drum roll*

Eyeless Jack!

SFW:

He knows sign too, so he’s going to help you study

He doesnt like talking all the time, so I hope you know at least your alphabet in sign because he’s going to talk using his hands a lot

Doesn’t really get the hype behind video games, but will sit with you while you play.

He likes how the noise from the TV makes it easier to see you

He’ll try to help with the public speaking thing, and he knows how shitty it is to hate it.

“I’m not even watching you.”

“Jack is that a blind joke-“

Will get others to listen to your speeches and whatever you need.

Also gets Brian to practice sign with you when he isn’t there

Loves it when you steal his hoodies. They’re so baggy and huge on you he cant help but chirp all around you so he can see you

Doesn’t really find many things funny, but once you figure out his dry sense of humor, there’s no doubt you can bring a smile to this big boi’s face

NSFW

Just because you wear hoodies doesnt mean he likes it

His favorite thing is to strip you down and trail his big hands all over your smaller body

He loves praising. Like. High key.

Will always tell you how amazing you look and sound and how you’re perfect for him

Lives for making you cum

He prefers giving over recieving, and he has three tongues. SO!

You just sound so cute crying above him

He loves overstimulation, and especially if you’ve never experienced it before him, that’s a MAJOR ego boost

He makes sure you’ve cum at least three times before he finally fucks you

Says it makes it easier cause ya know. He isn’t exactly small.

In reality its a mix of that and having the innate desire to please his mate

Overall?? Big Boi = Good Boi

[squeiky]

UNDERWILD- possible spoiler territory!(hehe) its just some info of Tori And flowey. Along with some character desgins i doodled.

Feel free to guess how UNDERWILD is gonna play out.

Heres a bit of info (not to spoilery) on how these characters are designed to be.

Ps: UNDERWILD is EXTREMLY and HEAVILY inspired by horror tale and underfell. So you'll be see alot of... Similar attributes, along with my own. Even the designs might look a bit similar, so dont go bashing on me okay? You've been warned.

Flowey-

 kill or be killed motto, but cant decide on which one he wants to go with. He believes he's Leaning more towards "kill" but tbh, look at that freindly smirk, and teary eyes, messed up face and drooly leaves. Does he really look like a sadistic killer too you?. Yeah, flowey thinks he does. He thinks he looks just as crazy as every other monster does. 

his LV doesn’t support his belief that he kills mercilessly. he can barely kill a child, neither less anyone else. (during his resets he did kill only a few monsters. regretted it alot.)

smug

due to papyrus’s encouraging words, he has a bit of confidence.

he almost always uses his creepy face. though, its not as scary as the other faces around the forest.

turqouise pupils.

on the left, is complelty ripped petels. on the right, is slighty wilty petals.

he alwasy has sad eyes with a big (fake) happy grin. (he’s not the happiest.)

his threats never get backed up.

hums his own theme song. and rocks a lullaby. but can’t sing other things. so he’s pretty much a hummerbird lullaby flower baby.

bruises/dirt/scratch marks on his cheeks and forehead

afraid of froggits. (will kill them on sight, if he fears for his life)

hes a impatient little brat.

not afraid to toss insults at you.

has a little goat like snoot. (a slight asriel apperance)

likes napstablook! by alot actually! and nice-cream! and pie! and chara! (platonically)

dislikes frogs, bees, bugs in general, sans, being a flower, and eggs. (no apparent reason, he just doesn’t like eggs. like a cat to cucumbers but flowey to.. egg...)

tried to eat froggit’s leg. honestly, he hangs around papyrus too much. he’s pretty sure he tried eating a mushroom too. and a snail. and a- im gonna stop there, or this list of weird things- FLOWEY DONT EAT DIRT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! NO STOP THAT!! - are never going to end. o and there he goes again

EXTREMEY curious. (almost reckless childlike curiousity)

Toriel- 

i like to call her TORE-IEL hehe.

 Her robe/dress is all torn up.. Her eyes have bags from the crying alone in her room.

a dirty red robe/dress, with a greyish sleeve. and a symbol in the middle.

extremely isolated. (literally locked up in her room like 24/7. alot worse than og toriel. similiar to horrortale’s toriel.)

“who’s sans?”

yellow-ish horns and teeth (has many rows of sharp teeth)

red eyes whites (pitch black pupils)

a tad bit hunched.

goat hooves!! and big old claws.

she isn’t such a good mom figure. she been so alone for so long.. a itte too long... she tries everything to keep frisk down there. 

....”where is everybody?” they are hiding. from toriel. (in case she goes “wild”. and plus she’s powerful)

got that dragon breath yo. (fire breath, instead of flying flames.)

afraid of herself, because of that she is more distant to the children than a og toriel is. (she doesn’t even hold their hands :( )

“burnt pies anyone? or.... chocolate? or... we have some lettuce in the back you can eat. oh, yeah i see. your right, you can’t eat any of this, can you?” toriel is a bit... lacking in practice. 

gives you a soft, weak smile. 

she loves you, has trouble showing it.

sometimes drools when she stares at something too long. ( a cute little drool. not to excessive.)

a tad selfish.

q-questionable m-methods....

BOOKS FOR DAYS YAY!!! and facts about snails... she reads too fast.

on rare occasions, when she hiccups she might do a goat noise.

the worst jokes get her going, that is sad. like im talking worse than og sans’s. to the point of “why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the otherside!” makes her go absolutely high on laughter. instead of a petite giggle or a snort, she acts like she hadn’t heard that in a millennia.

“hi. umm.. greetings?.. hello?...goodday?” she hasn’t had a conversation in... awhile

“ugh, tori what are you saying?! your suppose to say-” she talks to herself in public. alot. calls herself nicknames too. (she likes her made up nicknames, like tortor or tori. or tutu. she even called her self butterscotch, or sweetpea. its a little weird with the nicknames.)

[Link to papyrus and sans info]

[enigmatic-bumble]

This

This right here catches the very essence of the thot

This has been plaguing my mind for like 20 minutes but like who's the furby and who's the worm on a string in erasermic

[brightsun-and-darkmidnight]

Side Story: Without your mate to be...

Side story. Another idea in the middle of too many...

You are to be Thor’s mate but he is away as you go into your fist heat.

Alpha and Omega. Loki and reader/you. Marking. Blood. Bond through blood. NSFW.

~~~ Enjoy ~~~

Loki sought you out to discuss the recent book you recommended. It was really brilliant. Your knowledge on various things were vast. Even if you could not do such things you took interest in, such as Seder… you found very useful spells for certain situations. Loki's current book in mind was tucked away in his own bookshelf. He wanted to let you know it was another successful book that demanded his further attention. Loki wanted to explain some parts that you left notes in random sections.

You were great to indulge with conversation. Loki desired you the greatest during conversations filled with jests at each other. He was lucky to have you around for the rest of his life. You were Thor's betrothed long before you set foot on Asgard. You learned the way of Asgardians quickly and naturally became one with the society.

However, you were able to be married in an arrangement for peace due to your first heat never occurring yet. Once it did and Thor mated you… you would be his for all of existence. You seemed happy with Thor and him overjoyed with having you. The two of you spent much time with the other on many meetings to become more acquainted before the mating. 

Right now, Thor had urgent business he needed to deal with.

You were checked thoroughly for any signs of heat before Thor left. Should you experience the first heat without an Alpha to douse your fire, your body would slowly shut down with the heat. Loki shook the thoughts from his head because it was forbidden to think of a partnership on either side with desire. 

You were happy with Thor and he was a suitable companion for you. With your vast knowledge, Thor would have a strong voice of reason.

Loki stopped at your door and then knocked but no answer. "That's odd…"

He knocked again. "Y/n? May I come in?"

He heard a faint yes so he entered.

Loki KNEW he should have left but the smell of you kept him rooted in place. Then those sounds you were making…

Driving Loki mad and he could feel himself growing to mate.

"Please. Please please please. Oh… make it stop…"

It was a series of soft whimpers of frustration. Loki KNEW deep down they were not for him… you were arranged to be with Thor. He was to be your mate. You were supposed to bear his brother's children.

Loki smelt a surge of arousal. You were in your first heat. But Thor was away on urgent business. Loki snooted and turned quickly in search for his mother. He opened the door so fast the large doors slammed against the walls.

Frigga jumped and inquired, "Loki! What is wrong?!"

"You need to get Thor here." Loki could still smell you. Hear your whimpers to make it stop. Loki growled with a shout, "now!"

Frigga went by his side and tried to search him for answers, "What is wrong?"

"Y/n… y/n is in their first heat." Loki growled again with a tug to his own hair. He has never mated with anyone and the few times he smelt Omegas in heat they never got to him this way. But this was the first time he smelt an Omega in its first heat. No one knew you would have your heat now -the doctors checked! Although, the first heat could happen anywhere at anytime. Any Alpha who mated with an Omega during the first heat they would be mates for life. The marks that happened during the intense, high hormones, and need to satisfy simple biology to reproduce..

Loki wanted to go and take you for himself. He needed it. Oh Norns he needed something.

Servants rushed past him in search of various ways to contact Thor.

Frigga rushed Loki to a private room. "How do you know?"

"I went to talk to her about a book. I asked to come in and entered because i heard a reply but…" Loki groaned as his whole body ached. "I smelled her. I turned and here I am." Loki forced a dry laugh.

"Oh dear." Frigga's hand held the other to stop nervous shaking, "I will mix you something to take the edge off."

Loki was given an elixir but it seemed as if hours passed. Loki was left in the room alone but he did not dare feed the ideas his body burned, ached, and needed to act out on. You were his brother's. The two of you were matched due to form a stronger alliance. However, Thor was not here, not in your bed and-

Loki howled in pain as a need flooded him.

The damn sedative did nothing.

There were small knocks on the door.

"Im fine." The bark was harsh but if he would have known it was his mother, he would have tried to be calm.

"Loki… Odin wants to speak to you."

Loki moved off the bed but had to quickly recover by holding himself up among the bed. Loki took a shaky breath. He opened the door and Odin was there. Loki was beyond thankful he did not need to walk all the way to the throne room. A prince in need stumbling through the halls would not be good news for the kingdom.

Odin wasted no time to cut to the point, "Y/n is in terrible condition already."

You were already shutting down? There was no way your heat was this bad.

"Thor will not make it before their body can not handle the heat. I have already contacted their kingdom." Odin waited until Loki could regain control of his body from an urge… "it has been decided that you, Loki, will take place of Thor. The alliance will still remain strong."

Loki was beyond gasping for air, "And y/n?"

"As long as their alliance stands, they have agreed." Odin waved towards the door, "It is agreed you two are acquainted enough for the rituals after being mated."

If it was acceptable, Loki would have ran past the Alfather and would already be so deep in you his knot would be trying desperately to keep all of his release inside of you. Loki stopped at the doorway as he was hit with a wall of your scent.

You laid there withering in pain. Legs pressing tightly together and a sheen of sweat covered your body. Loki watched as your body arched from a new wave of unbearable pain. You were crying out for anything to stop the burn. He acted quickly by tearing his clothes from his body and the soaked sheet from you. Your eyes opened but had deep dark bags under them from fatigue. You were naked already.

Your hands parted from your sex and instantly sought his body to pull it to your heated one. Loki let a satisfactory rumble leave his throat as he quickly entered you. 

You screamed out, "Oh Valhalla!"

Loki was vigorously marking you as his. His teeth mared your skin everywhere he could. He fared no better as you claimed him as your Alpha. Everything was so blissfully amazing. Loki has never felt so good in his entire life. His knot grew larger than he has ever experienced from self pleasure. You clung to him so tightly he could only make poor attempts to thrust but the pulling on his knot made him mark you harder. He never thought the stories were true until this moment. 

The need to make you his with marks so horrendous that stained sheets crimson.

He knew his final mark would be left on you for the rest of your life, no matter what you went through. He would be marked yours for as long as he exists with your mark. He was biting into your shoulder as you bit his neck. He made a noise into the bite once his release filled you and slightly quelled your heat. Your pleasurable sounds echoed in the room as you parted your teeth from his skin. You instantly started to clean it with your tongue and gentle laps and sucks.

Loki's teeth parted and he felt his knot still seated deep within you. Instincts to care for you set in as he cleaned your shoulder as well. Cleaning you made the bond greater because with blood within his system he would know everything about you from here on. He would know of your emotions, sensations, and even your location. Most importantly he would know when your body changed due to a successful mate.

When there was little blood left on you from other marks Loki finally looked at you. Crimson covered your face from your own marking and attempts to clean him. Your eyes barely opened but you smiled as they closed again.

"I never thought I would see you like this."

Loki laughed as he cleaned your face, "it was forbidden to think of each other this way."

You hummed. "You. Loki. My Alpha…"

Loki purred against your neck, "my Omega, Y/n."

"Omega sounds so good when you say it."

Even with Loki's seed within you he could feel your arousal returning. "Well then my Omega… how many times can you go?"

A new strength erupted as you gripped his arms. "How long can you keep this up?"

"We are going to be here for a long time. Omega."

[heystephen]

Hi Scout! This is Pearl and she’s here to ward off weird anons complaining about what you post on your blog. I hope you have a wonderful day!!💗

im crying i love her look at her snoot ☹️

[vincent-frankenstein]

*screams of horror* oh my god, it’s my art!

i got bored and tried to draw my ides with this base from this post and im sorry in advance if my art breaks your screen

rambles about them under the cut, if anyones interested 

so from left to right....

first there's Pessimism, aka Rose -A combination of my anxiety and my depression -the Ultimate Drama Queen. I make one small mistake? "Oh my god, how could you, now we're all going to die and it's all your fault!" like, with the leg in the air and everything, hand draped across forehead. Actual drama queen. -either No Chill™ or So Chill™. Basically, the embodiment of that one post that's like, "me: *does something inconsequential* My Brain: "You Fucked Up You Fucked Up You Fucked Up!" Me: *does something horribly bad* My Brain: *sitting in a lawn chair with sunglasses, sipping a drink" "acknowledged." -Tries to be Edgy™. Just ends up looking adorable. -Internal Screaming™ is their Mood™ -"I don't care," they say caringly, as they care a lot. -actually really fashionable? most of the time? like, they're part anxiety, and im always terrified about how i look to other people, so that shows through in them. they always dress their best. their eyeliner is always On Point. -"I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color."

then there's Intelligence, aka Quinn -a Nerd™ -you thought Rose had no chill? this boy has No Chill™ -he’s the cause of my love of Biology, especially herpetology. this boy is a reptile nerd and is not afraid to show it. will bombard you with cool facts about snakes, if you give him the opportunity. -pretends he doesn't care. actually cares a Whole Lot about his fam. -Quinn: hey, you should be productive now. Me: hmmmmmm how about No™ Quinn: *internal screaming* -He always wants to learn new things. He's the driving force behind my passion for learning; the voice in the back of my mind telling me to study, or go on a wikipedia binge -the Ace-est Ace to ever Ace (thomas gave him the ace tie and he loves it) -Very Good at remembering random, odd factoids that i've learned throughout my life. can he remember the Important Things i spent hours studying when i need him to? that is a No. he Cannot. -is quite witty, and actually makes a lot of puns. It takes a quick wit to come up with so many puns, and he prides himself on his Quick Wit. the Master of finger guns.

-tries,,,, so hard,,,, to keep me on a consistent schedule so i can get work done,,,,,, but Thomas' Treat Yo Self mentality often undoes those schedules

Then there's Imagination, aka Celeste -Self Care? what's that? they only know staying up around the clock to finish a project -you see that face they're making in the picture? that's the face they make whenever im in bed, or at school, or anywhere else where i can't easily be creative, when they're about to spring a load of Inspiration on me. but when im sitting at the computer? staring at a blank page, the cursor's blinking driving me insane? yeah, no, sorry, they Cannot Work -"Hey, here's a new idea!" Me: cool! can i have some Motivation to work on this? Celeste: some Whot -wakes me up at FIVE AM with new ideas -when they do decide to work, they're actually really cool, especially when im being really productive -a Broadway Geek. will spend ten hours singing showtunes if given the opportunity. they're the reason i always get so many broadway songs stuck in my head -works with Rose when i'm writing angst (and those two are terrifying when they work together, and always end up with me crying), and works with Thomas when i need to write fluff (and i always end up with like ten thousand cavities as a result)

and finally, Optimism, aka Thomas -a Pure Boi -Can do no wrong -(can do wrong, that's just what he wants you to think, this Boy is mischeivous as all heck) -my ability to see the best in everyone and every situation, my determination to get through the bad things and find brighter tomorrows, and my refusal to give up, no matter what. -screams for ten minutes every time i see a dog. i got to pet a little corgi the other day, and i was sobbing and he was sobbing and everyone was sobbing and Quinn was Done™ -super romantic, Can and Will spend hours just gushing with me over Keegan -an unending source of light, even during the darkest days. he's always there to remind me of what's good in my life, when i'm feeling down -loves snakes so freaking much. he and quinn will often have moments where they'll just Geek Out over snakes, and Quinn will tell thomas all sorts of snake facts and thomas will just gush about how adorable they are and how much he wants one as a pet. one of their main arguments when im wondering whether or not to keep going is "you can't get a snake in the future if you give up now! imagine the snoots! you've gotta boop the snoots! -loves to sing. unfortunately, he'll usually pick one song that he likes to sing over and over, and that's how most songs get stuck in my head. also loves to dance, but im not a very good dancer and neither is he, and he usually ends up tripping over his own feet and landing on the floor -acts like he's on a Constant Sugar High. no one can calm this boy. he has No Chill™ -actually none of my sides have Any Chill which actually makes a lot of sense

mmmmmm anyway this was weird and rambly but i liked the way the drawing came out and wanted to write abt my sides so,,,,,,,, yall can just ignore this

[lglakgae]

wanna one as emojis

jisung: 😫drama queen, gasps every three seconds, here for a good time. a caring friend, worries abt u and force feeds u spam. a dramatic rat, but hes loved & accepted for whom he is. wakes up every morning 2 love his friends.

sungwoon: 👿 wants 2 be sexy & hot but no1 sees it thus,he gets anger. really jus here for a good time? no one supports it,hes even more anger. u know why hes so short? so he can b closer to daddy satan,thats why. one day he will reclaim his throne.

minhyun: 👹goofy dude! looks intimidating,but is a softie deep down. just look at those eyes! and that smile! ugh,NUT! we love a silly man. probably farted on jaehwans bed once out of spite but it didnt do anything bc it was just a small one :/ but u know..its the thought that matters!

seongwoo: 🤡 ion even need to explain?? dudes a CLOWN? makes a fool of himself 2 make others smile. lives in th sewers. probably owns an actual clown nose & honks it when hes alone just for a chuckle. his clownsona name is snoots the giggly clown. most recent google search is sexy clown costumes for men. i hate him. throw him back into the pit of of hell from which he ascended.

jaehwan: 😤speaks 4 itself! angry when he doesnt get attention (bc hes a star) angry when he does (bc no one is worthy of thinking abt him) this hes stuck in an endless cycle of nose-steam-emoji.jpg its kinda sad. has a box of tissues & vaseline next 2 his bed every1 thinks is for beating his meat but rlly is so he can cry at night and then unclog his nose after. he just wants a friend other than minhyun,PLEASE

daniel: 😼that was his mood performing open up & hands on me. daniel thinks hes sexy,no,he KNOWS he is but what would peter & rooney think of his actions? they matter more! dont they? no daniel theyre cats its okay they probably dont even know ur name..but what if they do? are they disappointed in me?what if theyre telling their secret coven of cats right now everything bad ive done....im sorry peter & rooney nim j-jinjja please let me make it up to u.....

jihoon: 🤹‍♂️that's him juggling his relationship w baejin guanlin and woojin all while maintaining his status as th pure member. hes a demon just look at him. the hat is jeojangsus,the only thing hiding his tru persona from being revealed. hate this guy,2/10 send him back to the circus.

woojin: 💃 cha cha slides his way in & out of drama just like wht he did 2 jihoons heart. here 4 a good time unless he gets hurt,which is never because his ass is a scorpio. fergie is his queen,his inspiration,his muse. woojin be up in the club,working on his fitness. hes his own witness! why? because hes an independent bitch charlotte thats why!

baejin: 😦 looks like he doesnt kno whats going on,truth of the matter is that he does. he knows exactly whats happened. uninterested in life. jsut here to write some emo poetry snd chill . his last fb was “i dont bother with these hoes, dont let these hoes bother me”. woke king. even his farts r more knowledgeable than 87% of the human population,its just how is it

daehwi: 😗smoochie smooch! this is he 2 baejin! AND his friends,hes the WOKEST member! goes 2 church and prays for all of his friends to get and give love 2 everyone. dont believe me? take away the d h w i from his name and add n g and dd an e and l from lee :/ what do u get? exactly

guanlin: 🤣 this dude is always having a CHUCKLE! and for good reason! his buddies r all stoopid! probs looks at this emoji in his phone nd rolls his eyes. but the truth is that he wants 2 use it,just hasnt found good enough reason. have u ever seen mister lai laugh? he laughs jus like this.i love him just like how i love this emoji.im not biased

[ioryuu]

New headcanon Ryuu really love foxes it’s his favourite animal I saw this post with pictures form Zao fox village and thought that Ryuu might love foxes haha Im imagion he would visit that village so often as possible taking cute pics of them with excited captions sending all the pics to Io like 'aren't this the cutest thing you seen!!!' 'im crying they are perfect' 'I wanna stay here forever' 'look at this snoot!!!!' 'this is a good fox!!!' ect and that he got alot of fox stuff in his room like pictures of foxes and fox plushies he just love foxes so much he also sends picturesof foxes that reminds him of his friends and everyone finds it adorable how much Ryuu love foxes, they even saw him seeing a fox and he got so happy he started crying and everyone was so surprised how much Ryuu loved foxes