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am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

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you can get shockingly far just by giving people things

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there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

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washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

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encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die

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fucked up to me that some people dont let their pets on the furniture. you have this little guy in your house and youre not gonna let them sit on the couch with you? no kitty on the bed? incomprehensible.

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you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

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blorbo rating system

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"Kill them with kindness" wrong. Gengar use shadow ball

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emotional support dog (dog you have to emotionally support)

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no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

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I do think the majority of us should strangle the shame that lives inside of us like wringing water from the rag until we are soft and dry and weightless

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I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there