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legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

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Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things

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nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs

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I heard the news and I am devastated

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Magical Girls Svsss prompt for nolongerbright for SVSSS Gotcha 4 Gaza!

They'd have the worst best time being Magical girls ✨️

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idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that

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incredible how much housework you can get done if you take a chance and believe in yourself and also have fifteen other much more pressing responsibilities

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'fairies dont exist' WRONG❗❗cyerce elegans

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do you think pushing someone down the stairs is erotic?

god. this is such a difficult question am i under oath

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all the other legendaries: *fighting*

lugia and ho-oh:

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Sometimes I see a respected mutual in my notes and remember they follow me and I'm like. Should I apologize for what I'm doing here. But they did choose to be in my house