#long long mannnnnnnn

[burndrawsss]

I made a bookmark for my froggy collection 🐸

#frogillustration #digitalart #cowboyfrog #beanthefrog #frog #longlongman

[thestamp3d3]

patreece when i get you…..,.patreece

[lesbiansanemi]

I'm so tired

[kamuro-junrenka]

Man ive been playing baldurs gate like crazy lately because i wanted to romance astarion so bad you dont understand but i finished his whole questline and nothing happened..... im bitchless even in videogames this is embarrassing

[daz4i]

in my "i don't wanna recover or get better i just wanna die" era again

[disneyprincemuke]

yeah, right * fem!driver

logan definitely just sees her as a friend and nothing more

pairings: logan sargeant x fem!driver

warnings: well

notes: mannnnnnnn this was kinda cute but like i've got no intentions of making sis femdriver date anyone on the grid, i fear... my bad g

(series masterlist) | (📂 pre-formula 1)

logan locks his jaw, arms folded over his chest as his eyes are trained on the smaller girl across the room. she’s got her hand over her mouth as she stands next to sebastian, blood rushing to her cheeks as she giggles.

“you know,” oscar mutters softly next to him with a sly smirk, “you could just tell her you’ve got a crush on her.”

“no,” he answers immediately, shooting oscar a look as if he’s gone crazy. when oscar’s stare lasts a second too long, logan only answers again. “no.”

oscar drops his gaze for a second, a dry chuckle passing his lips. “i’m glad you’re still logical, mate. she’s our best friend,” he nods. “what’s your problem, anyway? where is all of this coming from?”

logan can only sigh, leaning back on the wall behind them. it’s a good question. all he knew was that he woke up one morning a couple days ago and his heart started racing when he saw her curled in a ball in his bed fast asleep (him and oscar slept on the floor in the night).

he hasn’t recovered since.

“this is your fault,” logan argues, turning to him with an accusing finger. “you made friends with the cute girl during karting and now this happened.”

“what?” oscar cries in a laugh. “that’s definitely not how it works.”

“it is. i told you to leave her alone, dude!”

“well, she was arguably pretty cute when we met her! how would i have known she’d make it to f2 with us?”

“the point is, you talked to her and now here we are! you should be one to talk, anyway, you had a crush on her too.”

“yeah, mate. when i was 13. you’re 20 with a crush on our best friend.”

“yeah, because i totally went to sleep that night and prayed that i’d wake up feeling this way.”

“feeling what way?” their conversation halts and they turn, meeting her doe eyes looking up at them in curiosity. “are you gossiping without me, you traitors?”

oscar scoffs, giving her a disgusted look. “gossiping without you? how can we ever?”

“exactly. so, what are you talking about?” she steps towards logan, prompting the taller boy to take a step away and push himself up against the wall.

which, is unusual. she throws her hands up in confusion and drops her head to catch logan’s eyes. “yo? i didn’t develop cooties overnight — what’s wrong with you?”

“nothing,” logan feigns annoyance in his voice, heart beating in his chest as he side-eyes her. he can only wish that she leaves him alone.

“he’s just feeling a little sick,” oscar shrugs, trying to brush off her concerns. “so, how was meeting charles leclerc?”

at the mention of the name, her eyes sparkle as she jumps in her spot. “mate, he was so dreamy up close!” she shrieks, grabbing oscar’s arm for support. she throws her head back dreamily with the back of her hand against her forehead. “he’s so… ugh.”

“yeah, you were so all over him,” logan scoffs, looking into the distance to avoid her gaze. “that’s crazy.”

she side-eyes logan with a frown on her face. “wow. you woke up and decided to be a hater today.”

logan camps at the bar counter, eyes locked across the beach club they’ve decided to visit today. he’s nursing the pint on the wooden surface as he looks unamusingly at her dancing with another tourist.

“mate,” oscar sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose. “this has gone on long enough. outrageous, if you ask me.”

“man, shut up,” logan whispers, turning back towards the counter and taking a big gulp.

“it could all be in your head. we’ve been friends with her for years; why did you suddenly start liking her more than that?” oscar asks, breath reeking of the tequila shots he downed with lily just a second ago.

logan sighs, leaning into the seat behind him. “i don’t know. which is why she can never know about this. it’s between you and me.”

“and me,” lily sighs dejectedly next to oscar, flashing logan a tired look. “unfortunate that i overheard your conversation.”

“real unfortunate,” logan agrees with a nod. “thank you for not telling her.”

“always a pleasure,” lily beams before turning away to place another order with the bartender.

“mate, you’ve had these weird weird feelings for her for like a month now,” oscar says softly, eyes jumping between his friend and the girl now making her way back to them. “get a grip — i can only tell you that whatever you think of doing about this is probably a bad idea.”

“how bad can it really be if i told her?”

“oh, catastrophic, possibly,” lily cuts her boyfriend off, staring at logan with wide and cautionary eyes. her gaze is abruptly pulled away from the american and her expression changes into something of excitement. “hey, (y/n)! i haven’t seen you in a hot minute!”

“i know, i got carried away on the dance floor,” she answers exasperatedly with a tipsy smile. she turns to logan with a soft smack to his shoulder. “and hey, why are you just sitting here? go find a girl and join me on the dance floor.”

“what? no,” logan scowls, turning away from her.

“what?” she cries. truthfully, her red cheeks and puffed up lips are only making him want to say something even more. “but we booked this trip specifically to meet people! what do you mean ‘no’?”

logan’s eyes bore into hers. “like i don’t feel like dancing with stranger.”

“oh, you’ve done worse when we were younger sneaking into the clubs in miami,” she states nonchalantly with a playful eye roll. “what’s got you so conservative now?”

she takes a step towards the counter, ready to call for the bartender before she halts her plans. she turns slowly to logan. “unless…”

she trails off without another word, just staring at logan with wide eyes and a mischievous grin. oscar and lily stand back, sipping on their cocktails as the scene unfolds before them.

logan continues staring at her with half opened eyes. “unless what?”

“unless you’re already spoken for!” she says excitedly. “if it’s not that, then you fancy someone, don’t you?”

logan scoffs, but in an unconvincing and stuttering manner, because his cheeks turn red and he breaks eye contact with her. “absolutely not. can i not just focus on myself this trip?”

she shrugs, surprisingly calm. “you can, i guess. but you always talked about living out the frat life that you never got to be a part of. can’t be a frat bro when you’re like… 25.”

“i’m turning 21 at the end of the year.”

she waves him off. “same thing. too old to be a frat dude.”

logan folds his arms over his chest. “god forbid i wanna spend the weekend in barcelona with just my friends.”

she turns to him stiffly with a grin. she leans into him, almost making him slide off his seat and his heart jump out of his chest. “aw, you’re so sweet, logan! why didn’t you just say that?”

she slams her palm against the counter. “let me call off the dreamy and mysterious guy who bought me a free drink.”

logan turns to oscar, a helpless look on his face as she walks away. the australian and his girlfriend can only shrug, knowing this was not the outcome the boy hoped for this weekend.

“shawn mendes, really?” logan asks monotonously, staring down at her. “really?”

“really,” she nods, eyebrows raised to her own statement. “he dm-ed me on instagram after i posted today for the race and wished me luck.”

“how nice,” oscar teases her with a nose scrunch. “i’m sure he wants you even though he’s in a long-term relationship with his girlfriend.”

“i didn’t even say that!” she scolds, head snapping to the boy next to her. “i said it was cute that he wished me luck because i’m only in f2!”

“what’s f2 got to do with this?”

“like my name’s not even super out there yet, you know?”

“so you’re totally not overreacting to his message, right?” logan raised an eyebrow, looking down at her suspiciously.

the crush has definitely died down since their trip to barcelona. when he’d gotten too intoxicated on vodka and whispered in her ear about how pretty she was, he woke up the next morning with a mind-splitting headache, blaming his words on the alcohol.

she surprisingly bought the excuse, seeing that there seems to be a trend with logan being more tender and sweet with alcohol.

now, it just sucks for him that he can never tell her. ever.

and oscar is glad. he wouldn’t be able to handle the catastrophic outcome if logan confessed and she doesn’t feel the same. they’re both just as important to him.

“no,” she trails off, shaking her head. “i’ll only overreact if it’s harry styles.”

logan nods. “that’s way more realistic.”

“shut up.”

“i don’t know, logan’s been kinda weird lately,” she shakes her head, lips pressed together. she turns to lily with downturned eyes. “are you sure he’s okay?”

lily gives her a reassuring nod with a smile. “he is okay. that’s as much as i can say.”

“what?” she whines. “so you know something that i don’t?”

“no, but that’s what i can derive from what i observe,” lily lies straight through her teeth. it's only detrimental that oscar keeps showing her conversations with logan still pining secretly for the girl.

she throws her head back. "it just feels like everyone is on it. i feel like such an outsider so suddenly," she confesses, tapping her nails against the table. she rests her cheek into her palm and her elbow propped up on the table. "so not fair."

lily sighs, glancing at the door. lily hasn't known her as long as oscar and logan, but watching her feel so rejected within her friend group is disheartening. especially when she's slowly catching on with everything.

"i think it's just-"

"hey!" oscar's voice cuts her off. they must have walked in the second she tore her eyes away from the door. and thank god for that timing, or else what could she have possibly said to the girl overthinking the state of their friendship? “good table, ladies."

"of course, i didn't wanna hear any yapping from your mouth," she says softly, moving her eyes to the window next to her.

logan furrows his eyebrows, sliding into the empty spot next to her in the booth. "what's wrong with you? they run out of spaghetti again?"

"no, it's nothing," she sighs dramatically, leaning back into her seat as she folds her arms over her chest. "what did you guys do while we did our hair?"

“did you even do anything to your hair while we were gone?” logan asks, picking up a bunch of her hair between his fingertips. “oh, you cut it, didn’t you?”

“yeah.”

“very nice hair, babe,” oscar says, grinning at his girlfriend. he turns to the driver diagonal from him. “you too, i guess.”

she scoffs at him. "thanks, i guess."

logan grins, ruffling her hair. "it does look nice. money well spent, i hope."

her jaw drops slightly, eyes watering at the conversation she was definitely not meant to overhear. she steps away from the doorframe she hid behind and slumps her shoulders. "you what?"

the two boys, engaged in a whispering conversation just seconds ago, widen their eyes as they turn their heads to the source of the shocked voice.

she had fallen asleep on her couch as they played video games on the playstation, and they had to have a private conversation about logan’s lingering stares and silent pining.

immediately, logan starts stuttering and flailing his hands around to come up with an excuse for what she could have possibly heard. "i- i mean.. like-"

"the girl you fancy is me?" she asks slowly, then turning to oscar. "and you kept this a secret from me the entire time?"

"no, just let me explain, god," logan smacks his forehead, trying to calm the girl down. "will you listen to me for a second?"

oscar presses his lips together and drops his head in disappointment. "i couldn't tell you. don't be like that."

"you guys made me feel like i was going crazy thinking you didn't wanna be friends with me anymore," she complains, stomping her foot into the ground. "i felt like i didn't even know you guys so well in the past month. i felt like you guys were pushing me away."

"what? no, (y/n), please just listen to me. this is all my fault."

"i thought you guys didn't even wanna be friends with me anymore. all of that to find out that it's because you just suddenly realised i'm cute?" she bursts, giving logan a look. "seriously? you didn't notice that years ago when we first met?"

oscar lifts his head, his look of disappointment quickly replaced by confusion. logan also drops his hands, head tilting at her response.

he had a list formed of possible ways she could react if his secret ever came out. this was not one of them.

"pardon?"

"we've been friends for so long growing up. you think that i never had a crazy puppy crush on either of you?" she scowls at them, wiping the few tears that managed to escape her eyes. "get a grip, my dudes!"

"what?" logan screams. "you're telling me i've been in over my head for literally nothing because you've had a crush on me too?"

"had?"

"you've got a crush on him right now? and me before?" oscar exclaims in disbelief, pointing at logan. "and we never knew? seriously?"

she shrugs, folding her arms over her chest with a smug smile. "i'm just better at keeping secrets compared to you guys, i guess."

she turns on her heel and walks out of the kitchen. “you’ll get over it. trust me. i’m actually in the process of getting over my crush on you, lo.”

but she’s never been more wrong about anything in her life.

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[simpjaes]

what are some are your favorite songs and which ones would you fuck which member of the hyung line while the song is playing

phew...ok lets go. time to be self indulgent. this is for me, entirely for me. u can tell i bias jay insanely badly, bc he gets a song by my all time favorite band ever ;o;

Jay: It's gonna have to be a visual kei song, sorry. that's my man, he did a collab with glay who i had listened to when i was a very young teen so...yknow, kinda means a lot to me. the song, however, is not glay. it's ruten no tou by Dir en grey. Also, one of the best songs by them, i heard it live and it changed my life. anyway, need to have a long makeout session with jay to this song and then let him pull it out and very sensually, deeply......shove it in....yknow?

Jake: pure fuck-music. and i just so happen to have plenty of fuck music. boom by dpr ian and dpr live. if u know u know, it would be entirely a first time fuckening with a best friend though. would be nasty but also just as equally sensual. probably breeding, and a lot of him moaning the lyrics against the hole he's eating and/or the ear he's licking against. "give it to me pretty please, 다빈 tell me why you're such a fucking tease, fuck it up, bon appétit" BYEEEEEEEEEE, BESTIE JAKE NO MORE, THATS WOULD BE MY MANNNNNNNN

Sunghoon: hear me out. even if there's nothing bad going on, i need to fuck sunghoon to angst music, so somebody else by bad omens. GREAT FUCKING SONG BTW, i write so much smut to this. it's only fair that i put on the red mood lights and he hits it from the back and treats me like he doesn't love me lmfaoooo (FOR FUN, he better love me or he aint getting in there.)

[skylathescholarly]

ERASOR MAN? PLEASE, I'M INTRIGUED

ERASER MANNNNNNNN okay please look at this

He was in Lego Batman for like 0.00001 seconds so that's why there's a lego lol but anyway THIS IS WHAT ERASER MAN LOOKS LIKE. he's like cute and funny but then also weirdly scary??? Idk anyway his story is actually insane. I went down a Batman Wiki rabbit hole.

He was in college with Bruce, and was known for having an eraser on hand so he didn't make mistakes. He was absolutely in love with this one girl named Celia, and wanted to take her to an ice rink festival thing, but she ended up going with Bruce. He goes crazy, obviously, and eventually, years later, becomes Eraser Man. He basically erases any evidence from a crime scene, and hires out his services to criminals in Gotham. (unrelated but this is also how i found out that Gotham canonically has a newspaper for criminals and he runs his ads in it lol)

anyway he is really really good at it, he has some kind of acid or something i dunno. the GCPD asks Batman to help, so Bruce goes undercover as a criminal to hire him. BUT! Eraser Man recognizes Bruce because of the scent of his shaving cream which. like. okay that's weird. anyway he's like "i became a criminal because you shattered my dreams by going out with her!" and bruce is like "what on earth are you talking about" and Eraser Man freaks out and like, knocks him out and then kidnaps Bruce and turns his lair into a replica of the ice festival??? Yeah. Then Robin shows up and distracts him long enough for bruce to get away and become Batman, and then yadda yadda Eraser Man goes to jail.

And THEN. chaos gremlin Bruce Wayne goes (as Batman) to eraser's cell and gives him one of those big pink erasers and is like "start over with a clean slate" LIKE AHAHAHAHA anyway.

I just find this all incredibly humorous.

[chibishortdeath]

This Bloodlines timeline document has some names of characters that are never actually ever seen in a game, so I decided to give some designs and ideas to them :3. I know that it’s mostly defunct material (even for Bloodlines itself considering it still has Bolt Ericsson, who was scrapped from the final release on it), but I’m just gonna take bits of it that I like anyway lol.

So this is my take on Cyncia, Christopher’s wife. Maybe when Christopher is off fighting Dracula, she’s at home beating the hell out of bats and skeletons trying to get into the house hmmm. Or idk maybe she should get to come with the second time hmmmm >:). Anyway, the embroidery details on her clothes are all scribbley cause I couldn’t decide on patterns, but just imagine that it’s actually nice embroidery oof (TwT ). The first image is kinda like a talking sprite pose now that I’m looking at it. Sadly there’s not too much to say about her because she uh kinda only exists in development limbo so uh yeah :’(.

There’s also the other two kids! It’s such a cool concept of a Belmont having siblings, I wish they address that concept more often :O. In my interpretation I have Gerhart as the oldest, Soleil in the middle, and Amanda as the youngest. The text says that Gerhart “strangely died” so I was thinking about the concept that he died at 15 not long after the Vampire Killer was passed down to him, making Soleil the next in line. I think that’d add a lot to how Soleil was possessed, he would be feeling awful about taking his brother’s place and possessions in other games tend to have the character have some kind of emotional weakness that was an opening for something to get to them, if that makes sense. But yeah, again, sadly not too much to say about the two themselves since they don’t appear anywhere.

If ever we get some really nice Christoper games remake (1. I am aware Rebirth exists 2. Konami will never cause they’re cowards), I really really wanna see these three end up in it. Cause as of now it’s just sad seeing them be names in an unused developer document when they have really good potential. It’d be cool to see that part of the series get fleshed out more in general because, as much as I LOVE the Christopher games, they are barely written ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡. Which is a shame because Christopher seemed to be planned to be something a lot bigger than that, ya know? There was a weird time he and Trevor were almost the same person in development, but the name Christopher is used as the name of the ancestor Simon looked up to and I feel like he and his story should’ve been way more important, ya know??? Like it does get used as foreshadowing for Richter and Maxim and other characters that get possessed later but mannnnnnnn. Justice for Christopher, and also justice for Cyncia too.

Asdfghjkll maybe make her playable in a Belmont’s Revenge remake that’d be so cool I wanna have my Murder Dad and Murder Mom tag team. Also that fits the themes of “he went at it alone and things went wrong but it went right the second time cause he wasn’t alone” and aaaaaaaaaaa do you see my vision

[mangoposts]

Not an anon of yours or anything but just wanted to say I’ve been following you from the very beginning and I’ve seen your very first ask take place as well as your latest one. And I’ve always noticed that whenever fans came into your inbox talking about theories/rumors or shit on any of the triplets’ female friends, you immediately dismissed them all or avoided them and I respect you a ton for that and will never unfollow you for that. Thought about this bc the new pod that’s all bye 🤙

Mannnnnnnn. No words for how much this means to me. I appreciate this and you so much Fr thank you for being around this long 🤍

[riphimopen]

Ok I’ll bite. Whooooo is You’re favorite scooby doo character🫵🫵🫵 (give us a long character analysis too if you wish)

SHAGGYYYYYYYY AND SCOOBY i dont like to talk about it because it is very very close to my heart but shaggy is so so important to me. a close runner up is my MOTHER FUCKING MANNNNNNNN SHRIEKO

shrieko is like if the dumbest bitch you know was in your house always. he wears a dumb little aviator hat and its GREEN. HE IS A GHOST. HE CAN BE STRETCHED OUT LIKE A TRAMPOLINE AND ROLLED INTO A BALLLLLL BECAUSE HES A GHOST. he has a big nose........... HE IS FUNNY AND HE LIKES TO HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!! shrieko is like one of the core tenants of who i am as a person... shrieko, shaggy, *** and ****** from *** *****....

also. vincent van ghoul. ultimate desi auntie.

brown dramatic vincent price campy hot topic coded stupid coka cola ME!!!!!!!!! YES BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chadillacboseman]

I have gone back and re read some of you previous Kabal posts and the thirst I have for this mannnnnnnn.... Could you please bestow upon us some smutty goodness with our speed freak, cause ughhhhhhhhhh I NEEEEEDDD ITTTT

HELL YEAH BROTHER

It's been a long time, but I think I can cook something up.

[divinekangaroo]

was also spending long shower moments contemplating just how *good* final fantasy x was, as well. Not that I have a ficcing urge for it, but mannnnnnnn, it was just so perfectly put together for its time.

[golfwangsuckmydick]

It’s been so long since I used this tumblr mannnnnnnn wtf yo

[nickthesix]

Mannnnnnnn I haven’t done a photo dump in a long time. I’m on my second semester of my masters, still looking for a job cause I got an open case still. Today is Lains birthday. A girl i bought flowers for Wednesday literally wasn’t interested with me on Sunday. I ain’t even mad about that you know it’s that we did a step show and got second place over the weekend then to just get that it is what it is tho. Still have to get my things in texas and pay rent there. Oh yea they messed up my last year taxes which I gotta deal with. Bro I’m tired of being sad so at this point it’s like what else am I gonna feel. Haven’t made music in a minute either so I’m definitely just here chilling tbh God knows my next moves

[imavillainok-2]

mannnnnnnn, sorry no updates yet

couldnt really focus on writing. had too much to dooooooo

aaaaaaa it wont be toooooo long thooo ill update asap