#long ass answer

[stuckinapatriarchalbullshitland]

Hey, Stuck. How's things with you ? I have been on a SM break for more than a year. I'm a huge 5H fan, my friend told me that recently 5H reunion has been teased since their 10th Anniversary this yr. So I got excited and was back. But apparently things are wayyyy different especially on twitter. Ally recently said some shady things about someone on the grp makin fun of her for being a virgin. All the replies either alluded to C or L. What is happening?? I finally thought we're on the soft launch phase only for this to happen. I don't follow much of allys career, since she was older & very religious (or atleast that's how she portrayed herself) even on the group setup so I couldn't relate to her much. But I still liked her. I haven't watched the video yet ( I'd like to stay delulu about who they used to be) now hearing this has been such a blow. Being back on socials is a mistake 🤦 Atleast I hope the rest of 5H don't say outrageous things like Liam (1D) or Jesy(LM). She could have atleast kept it ambiguous (since all the other where literal minors then - young people do stupid shit all the time) but the way my friend said Ally spoke it was apparently to cause more chaos. You're my trusted 5H source ( I think you're unbiased) so what do you think of this.

Hello buddy! Welcome back to the jungle. I'm trying to recover from a stomach illness that has bothered me this year, but I'm not complaining because despite everything, it's been great. Thanks for asking.

About Ally's video, damn my friend, what can I tell you? Mentioning a 5H reunion and 5 seconds later mentioning how bad it was in the band with the other girls is what Ally does to get attention and self-promotion. She done it before and has been saying the same thing for years.

I never believed her image as a saint or anything she represented in the band. Her energy never flowed with me and I never saw charisma in her.

For me, Ally was the young adult in charge of taking care of four underage teenagers and it was evident that it bothered her because she had to compete for attention with the four minors.

There's a reason why in an interview she says that the last era of 5H is her favorite. When the girls were not 5 but 4.

That's why I will never believe in a 5H meeting that comes out of Ally. If it comes from any of the other girls, I would believe it even if it takes time for that because it must be made clear that many times in the industry, when a band that has broken up comes back, it is because they owe something to the record company and all the Girls have released music and EPs but the only one who has released albums as such has been Camila.

I no longer remember if 4H separated as such or they are still on hiatus, but if it is the latter, we already know why the reunion thing came up again if it became true

[familyromantic]

What about Coffincest and Zuko x Azula

Btw this is me interaction hii wuv u - @coffinsister

Thank you, my amazing friend, for interacting, I hope you don't kill me for my actual answer

But

I don't ship Coffincest as much as I just appreciate their incest serve. Like, they're iconic, definitely, but on the personal level, I don't see them resonating with me to say "Oh yes, they were made for me, they're my shop". Tbh they're too sociopathic for me and when they killed their parents it sent me off 😭 Plus, the kind of dynamic where Ashley basically doesn't care if they're actually f#king or not, she only wants to keep him around, is not my favorite. The problem to me is that they work good as just a codependent unhealthy duo, and I prefer to see my canon incest ships totally canon all the way so they cannot ever work platonically. So, in conclusion it's iconic and I'm very supportive, but not the kind of ship that touches my soul.

As for Zucest, I have complicated feelings. I started watching expecting to actually ship another Zuko ship (it was Maiko), since I had seen them and thought they were cute. That didn't happen, not because of Zucest but just because it turned out not how I expected at all. So I admit I was mainly focused on Zucest (especially since I even watched to make a fanvid about them, that was back when I had my channel still 😢). But, it's very complicated as I said. Azula is clearly a villain and presented to not be sympathetic, and oh boy did I go through that a thousand time already with my villain ships. Did I want Zuko ant Azula to care deeply about each other and love each other? Definitely. Did I see that on my screen? No, not really. Even in childhood, yeah perhaps they cared, but it was never the focus of those scenes. It was always Azula being bad blah-blah. I never read the comics, but I heard that Zuko said to Azula that she'd always be his sister and he'd care, well that's great but not how he acted, not exactly. So, as for whether I ship or not, I say theoretically/potentially. If it really was what Zucest shippers say it is, I'd be very on board.

[jihyocentric]

what’s your favorite think you’ve worked on in this acc?? like a specific fic?

this is a tough question... to be honest there's no way i can remember everything i've written here, it's really a lot, so as of now i would say domestic nahyo and fwb jeonghyo as a whole

i really like nahyo fluff and them being at peace (mostly) just loving themselves with their baby (babies, actually) is easy to write, especially when i particularly don't feel like writing nsfw. dedicated mommies nahyo and their mini them is much needed! sometimes when i'm writing something for them i can't help but let out a 'awww' 😔 i really love them.

writing this au is like writing a sequel to any angsty nahyo fic... you know what i mean? it's like after everything they've been through, they're together and thriving. domestic nahyo does not have an angsty past, and tbh if i hadn't touched their past yet, i would've made it dormmate nahyo's sequel (but the idea came to me a little too late)

and sometimes i wish i had done fwb jeonghyo differently at the beginning, maybe working a little more on longer fills/drabbles and exploring their fwb relationship more because they deserve it, but oh well. it's still an au i really love. if anything, maybe one day i can rewrite it as a one shot thingy and develop what i didn't a little better.

(maybe you were wondering about fills/drabbles that aren't for aus but my answer can't be 100% correct because i don't remember enough to answer that 😔)

[akjzsd]

1, 4, 22, 24

1 - Biggest sexual fantasy: I've posted the main one elsewhere and it's pretty easy to find so I'll drop another one that I've been thinking about. I really wanna see what it's like to get really high, then tied up and teased by two doms before they move on to spitroasting me because that shits hot as fuck

4 - Ever had sex in public?: I'm a massive virgin homie I've never even had normal sex 💀 closest I've ever done is someone was remotely controlling my vibe in a VC and it was so fucking hard to keep my voice down

22 - Biggest turn offs?: There's the pretty general shit that's like "hey uh. What the hell is wrong with you" but other than that I just kinda hate the whole "mommy" thing. Don't know why, just kinda stops my whole brain and goes "eugh"

24 - What turns me on the easiest?: Other person wise, getting praised and having what people are gonna do to me described because I've got REALLY good phantom touch and can feel shit like crazy. On my own/physically? Anything involving my chest. I've legitimately had to just like leave and go back off if I've accidentally brushed my chest because of how sensitive it is. I made a post about it but I legit just started woofing because I hit my chest and got really turned on

[thatpunnyperson]

According to NBC here in the US, the missing titanic sub has been found. As debris. Off the bow of the Titanic wreckage.

And it looks like the sub suffered what we all suspected, and what was undoubtedly the more merciful of the two options: a catastrophic implosion from the pressure.

Also, more info has come to light about the fishing trawler with the hundreds of migrants that sank cataclysmically off the coast of Greece, indicating that the greek coast guard knew about the vessel AND how much trouble the vessel was in, and were towing it at a speed that made it capsize, at which point they unhooked the tow line and watched the trawler sink without helping the passengers to safety. Despite a bunch of other ships trying to help as well throughout the whole ordeal.

So a lot of people are dead, all because of regulations (and the lack thereof) regarding sea-faring vessels and rescue protocols. People shouldnt be allowed to make a business charging a ton of money for a ride on an uncertified, unsafe, un-seaworthy ship going deep into the ocean with no distress beacon or tether to the mothership. People also shouldnt be allowed to enact laws that criminalize the ferrying of refugees, which then force the refugees to hitch rides on fishing trawlers, and which also prevent people from helping those fishing trawlers full of refugees due to fear of legal consequences.

Hopefully BOTH of these events spark changes on an international scale in terms of what is legally allowed to be sailed, who is legally allowed to be the passengers, and what the rescue protocols are in the event of disaster for any seafaring vessel, illegal or not. It shouldnt be just the global 1% who get 24/7 search parties and remote-operated submersibles helping rescue them.

[craykaycee]

Sun in dress when bestie 😔

Sun dress here, jestie :]

[tinyfantasminha]

HIIIII ur oc is so cute i love her 🥺 her dynamic with jamil looks so funny could you elaborate on ur thoughts 👉👈

HAHA... yall yearn for some toxicity...

Recommended to read her OC intro/lore for context

No one knows why or how Vic’s attraction to Jamil began (I mean can you blame her?) At first glance, it might seem hypocritical for someone like Vic, who values raw honesty above all else, to be into someone who constantly hides his true feelings and intentions. But Vic is highly perceptive; she sees through Jamil's polite masks and recognizes the similarities between them. It’s his rare moments of unfiltered honesty (when his sharp tongue slips or his composure cracks) that make her swoon �� On the other hand, when he’s overly polite or uncharacteristically kind, she finds it unsettling and even a little disturbing. It feels insincere and unnatural... ''T-That's not Jamiru...''

Jamil's opinion on her is that she's just a little weird. She reminds him a bit of Ace with her mischievous tendencies, which is precisely why he doesn’t trust her around Kalim. (She has a habit of charming Kalim into giving her “small” sums of money).

Still, while she can be... a little inconvenient sometimes, Jamil doesn't hate her, not at all!! In fact, Jamil would never admit just how much her constant attention and praise inflate his ego. Her enthusiasm for even his smallest successes leaves him secretly flattered, though he’s careful not to show it. He may even take advantage of her willingness to help him when it suits his needs...... she’s too eager to be useful to him for him not to 🤭

Despite his cool demeanor, he isn’t entirely heartless when it comes to her. His attentive nature means he’s quick to notice when she’s in trouble, and he sometimes finds himself worrying about her safety. That said, there’s a darker part of him, a tiny, selfish voice, that sometimes wonders if it’d be easier to just leave her to her fate. For example, if she were kidnapped, (basically the NBC event ig??) his initial instinct would be to rescue her. But then, the little devil on his shoulder might whisper, ''Just leave her. Think of the peace and quiet. No more headaches!'' while his conscience, his inner angel, would protest, ''You’d never forgive yourself if you left her!'' In the end, Jamil almost always listens to the angel, albeit with a heavy sigh and gritted teeth.

overall fun facts

Jamil seems to run into Vic more often than he'd like. While he’s pretty sure she’s not stalking him, the sheer frequency of their encounters feels like a cruel cosmic joke... He detests the way she greets him ''Hi, Jamiru~'' in that same overly sweet, breathless tone every single time.

He’s lost count of how many times he’s been jumpscared by her presence in the Scarabia lounge, usually because Kalim invited her over for dinner. Of course, Kalim never listens to Jamil's constant ''stop interacting with her so much'' speeches.

He now has a double reason to not get near the game board club (🐙🐙🐙)

Ace is quick to notice her blatant favoritism when she comes to watch their basketball matches, complaining that she always cheers for Jamil and not for him. Jamil pretends not to care of course, but we all know he basks in the attention.

[buzzingroyalty]

how to grub your karkat

or you can use this for any other plush or if you wanna make a whole new plush entirely or whatever

disclaimer im not a professional in any sense of the word and theres anything technical im doing wrong or you think you can do it better by all means dont hold back

Things you’ll need

sewing machine unless youre really dedicated but doing it by hand is gonna be an agonizing feat i promise. I just used a straight stitch for everything

Fabrics: for the main body i suggest a minky or something soft, for the inner lining something in the same color as the main body and ideally with some stretch, and anything black for the legs. Less than a yard of each will do

if youre using minky or anything furry get a lint roller. Trust me

stuffing, i used polyfil

threads that match your fabrics

good fabric scissors

sewing needle for hand sewing/fixes

karkat plush (optional)

Heres the pattern i came up with! They are numbered for your convenience and pieces with the same numbers are going to be part of the same row of segments. cut everything out on the black lines (Make sure when you’re printing to fit the image to the page size.) on the left we have the belly pieces, the right is the main body, and we have the foot in between

Im using a relatively thin minky fabric, im sure you can use whatever but something with some fluffiness kinda helps to mask any imperfections in the sewing. When drawing out your patterns keep in mind what direction your fibers settle in and try to keep it consistent

On the wrong side of the fabric measure out at least a half inch seam allowance around each piece of the pattern, i used a centimeter and that worked but had me sweatin a bit.

For the main body pieces fold your fabric in half before you cut so you can have 2 of each segment that are mirrored to each other, i also extended all of the #1 pieces an additional centimeter/half inch at the top so we can fold them over at the very end. I highly suggest numbering the insides of all the cut pieces, especially in a way where you will remember what direction they are each meant to sit

After you’ve numbered all your pieces, set them aside and start making your feet!

Each of the 6 legs is made of two pieces, but i because i only had a swatch of the black minky i made up for the rest with some random black scrap fabric from an old project. Try to keep your fabric consistent if you can lol

I didnt give these pieces any more seam allowance on the fabric but i recommend adding a centimeter or half inch to the base of it to extend the length and have some more wiggle room

like so

Instead of cutting out 12 individual pieces and struggling to stitch them all together i started with 6, then pinning each piece real tight with the right/furry side down onto my secondary fabric, and slowly stitching around the shape real close to the edges- DO NOT CLOSE THE FLAT SIDE as we are going to stuff the feet through here

Now cut the shape out of the fabric and repeat till you have 6 feet

Now flip those bad boys inside out, stuff up, and if you wanna you can match them to their best pairs

now grab a pair of feeties and your #1 pieces and line them up, in this picture my belly #1 piece is shorter bc i forgot to add the extra centimeter and i recut that once i realized. Line those sides up with the right/furry parts touching and with the feet in between, flip it around to make sure everything's sitting the way you want it

Note. i didnt realize until later but i sewed my feet in upside down. save yourself the time it takes to fix it and dont make the same mistake

Straight stitch these layers together and repeat with the next two segments our good friends #2 & #3

Repeat this for the #2 and #3 sections but NOT THE #4, that part doesnt need feet! just line those edges up right/furry sides together and sew

the secret to the squish of the suit is making this inner lining from another fabric and stuffing it! I used what i had leftover from a stretchy red fabric for a kanaya skirt. For this we need to make a new pattern for each section, making sure it follows the curve of the round edge but the piece itself is shorter, almost like youre removing the seam allowance you added. Mine is a centimeter shorter on the top and on the bottom and reaches to the middle

Make one of these for each numbered segment,you only need to make half the pattern and you can fold your fabric in half on a crease and you end up with one symmetrical piece (bars)

Now you need to pin these pieces right on top of the wrong side of your numbered furry sections and line up the straight edges like so (disclaimer for LOTS OF SCARY NEEDLES !!)

Admittedly i didnt estimate how long these pieces needed to be very accurately and overshot it a bit, if you start pinning it from the middle and continue outwards on either side thatll ensure its not too lose and you can cut off any excess after

The only exception is piece #1, if you recall we gave this #1 section extra seam allowance. This is so we can sew down that excess at the neck later and hide any of the inside that might show once its all put together. Do not connect the top edge to the inner lining! Since i added an extra centimeter earlier im gonna leave that hanging and pin + sew down the inner lining a centimeter lower than the top edge. LEAVE THE CURVED EDGES OPEN! DONT SEW THEM TOGETHER! those stay open to stuff

Straight stitch the lined up edges together

Now you have all these skinned pieces of little freak and we need to connect all these segments together making sure to sew UNDER the existing stitches so we dont see those on the outside when its all put together

Inside looks like a bit of a mess but thats fine bc its not the part that matters

Now stuff it! you might need a stick or pencil or something long and thin to get stuffing into the middle bits

Now thats its stuffed you can finally close those curved edges. Try not to sew over a thick mound of stuffing, push it in a little further to give yourself some space and you can fluff it back out after everythings closed. I cut off that excess lining fabric after sewing

Ough… they filleted my boy…

Finally, match up all the edges and lines and HAND SEW them right sides together. You will destroy your machine trying to work around that stuffing i promise. You also have an excuse to get up from your work desk and sew on a couch or smth. I used a standard backstitch for a tight finish and again, make sure you sew under any existing stitches so they arent visible on the outside!

Speaking of the outside, once you stitch everything together you can very gently flip this sucker inside out

This is @hatamonu’s cat Cocaina, aka Coco. Her perfectly square figure made it into my grub files somehow so shes essential to the tutorial

Check the fit and all thats left to do is roughly baste stitch down that excess neck fabric onto the stuffed lining and youre set! I gave the thread slight tugs as i went to tighten the opening a bit put dont tighten it too much

tadaaaaa

It fits pretty snug but starts to slip a bit with motion. Heres a bounce test

 If you do shake your baby make sure to safety pin the plush to the suit so he doesnt prematurely shed his exosekeleton

Now spread that baby fever and show your baby to the world

pics from the ALA 2025 homestuck meetup and supplied by para.dox.cos

Tysm for coming along this ride with me especially if you followed the prototype journey on twitter, much thanks to my more sewing savvy friend for the solution to my grub dilemma and for helping me design and build my dolorosa cosplay <3 much love and hopefully many more homestuck cosplays and meetups to come in the future!

[tomahachi12]

do you have references for SD-Y and SD-T and can you tell us more about them?

it’s the girls!

took me long enough, gdamn..

I plan on dropping a lore dump on them similar to the one I made for Toma eventually, but for now, here’s some info for them belooooooow

Y and T were both present in the Elliott Manor, but not at the same time.

T was brought to the manor as Louisa’s personal maid, but was then reassigned as Tessa’s nursemaid after she was born. She took care of Tessa and pmuch raised her until she was around 6 years old.

T never liked how the drones were treated in the manor and one day spoke out against their mistreatment. As punishment, T was damaged and left to rot in the swamp.

She was later recovered, experimented on and brought back as a Disassembly Drone by Cyn.

—

Y was thrown out by the Company and was later found and repaired by Tessa and J. Y’s voice box was damaged when she was trashed and was taught how to speak again by Tessa. She picked up Tessa’s accent.

Y’s code is faulty, which causes her to be a bit clumsy. She would often drop or break things which would get Tessa in trouble. J didn’t like that and kept Y close to keep her from breaking anything. Tessa and Cyn could not fix her code. She’s still clumsy.

Y would often observe and even help Tessa repair new drones like V and N. She learned all she knows about drone repair and modifications from her.

—

pre finale

Y and T were part of the same squad. They hunted in an area close to Camp 98.7 and the Mining Facility. They wiped out Outpost 9.

Their leader, B, was killed by the sentinels when he attempted to enter Cabin Fever Labs.

T was ordered to “kill” Y when she was caught sparing the lives of a family of Worker Drones. T brutally ripped Y apart but her core was able to escape damage and got away.

Y took over the body of a dead worker drone and hid away inside Outpost 3 while she secretly built herself a new DDrone body. Uzi was very suspicious of her.

—

post finale

Y has her new body. She opens up a repair/modification shop close to outpost 3. Drones often come to her for repairs or upgrades. She builds Nori a new body (:

T has calmed down a bit and is running around somewhere.

[chongoblog]

So how many years has ******** ***** been a ******?! Because that is fucking tragic.

S!

[zivazivc]

What do the band mates look like now?

Hed's a dad, and Les finally found a shirt that fits him

[doomedclockworkdotmp3]

heeyyy gaaanggg

the pose and the background of the album version (left) are based on oingo boingos only a lad album art. not cause i think he has anything to do with it but just cause ive been wantin to draw that pose for like. weeks and i didnt know who to put there. so why not my latest bug man.

[frostbiteisthenewjackieshauna]

getting high and having sex with nat would be sooo hot but giggly and silly at the same time i swear

yes anon!! yes it would.

imagine you’re getting high for the first time

and you’re with your perfect gf

she’s literally talking you through it

“thereee you go, just like that” “hold it in, mhm” “you’re doing so well”

and you can’t help but get turned on, maybe its the weed too

soon you’re all over her, placing sloppy kisses on her neck, lips and collar bone

body worship!! she’s begging you for more after so much teasing, poor girl isn’t used to it

she’s usually quiet, but i have a feeling she’d get louder if she’s buzzed

she’s ALWAYS a hair puller though

takes a little while for her to cum, but you love every moment of it

its silly in a way too

one of you definitely fell off the bed at some point

giggles!!

she’s so ticklish, and her senses are even more hightened when she’s stoned to she’s giggling in your mouth like an idiot

you just tease her even more

but all her bratiness is soooo gone when you latch your mouth to her clit

eating her out for agesss

by the time you’re done she barely has strenght to move her head

by then the high mostly wore off so you clean her up and go to sleep together

wearing her clothes btw

[burningcheese-merchant]

"Born from a unique blend of cheese and spice; the end result of a union between sworn enemies turned devoted lovers. His mother's face, his father's eyes... and blue wings, who would've thought? Pepper Jack Cookie is a kind and well-mannered boy, with a wit even sharper than the blade of his glaive and a deep sense of love and loyalty towards his family and his peoples. He's always been well aware of the high standard everyone holds him to, and does everything in his power to uphold it - to the point that some worry that he pushes himself too hard, without necessity. If he was to be completely honest with anyone, including himself, he might be willing to admit that he suffers quite a bit under the pressure, real and perceived... But regardless of his feelings, no matter what becomes of him, Pepper Jack Cookie continues forward, reaching for that sky he loves to soar through... All for the sake of those he cares for and wishes to protect and serve, as he knows he must."

(First person to come tell me whose feathers those are tied to his glaive will get to know a very big and important fact about our little heron boy here in exchange (also I'm sorry the feathers look like shit, I'll do better next time))

[gazspookiebear]

Thinking about waiting for Ghost to be ready for a relationship (kind of continued from this post

(Kinda angsty, self doubt/depreciating thoughts)

When you ask 'What are we?', he panics. He doesn't know. He isn't ready to be a boyfriend, to meet your parents, to open up about his life-

His internal monolog is interrupted by your hand on top of his own. He hadn't realized how anxious he must have appeared- sweaty, hands trembling, shallow breaths, the works. He felt like he was being strangled, and all of this was over a simple question. Why did he ever think he could do this?

You tell him it's okay. You tell him you don't need an answer now if he's not ready. You say that you're fine with the way things are, and if he isn't ready to move forward yet, you'll wait for him.

You tell him you'll always love him regardless.

The world might as well have stopped spinning, because you love him?

He wants to tell you he loves you too, but he's scared. He's still waiting for you to leave. For him to lose feelings. For this to all have been a huge waste of time, or for you to realize you deserve better as soon as he confesses how he really feels.

For a split second, he thinks about leaving. About ghosting you. Maybe even breaking up with you- but that would require him to admit there was something there in the first place. It felt like you had snaked your way around his heart and were squeezing with all your might.

God, he couldn't imagine himself without you. He felt like a fool, naive and childish all over again. Why were you so patient with him? Couldn't you see there was something rotting inside of him?

Once again, he's dragged out of his mind by your presence. You look worried. He can't fathom why you would be worried about him. Nonetheless, he squeezes your hand in return. A simple gesture, but it means the world to you. You know he's trying. You know he's fighting with himself and losing half the battles.

You're determined to win the war.

[hemlock-dreams]

hi hemlock!

would you ever do a Q&A for your hunting!spider AU? either a character-answers one or just with you as the author/creator, your inspo, etc.

i think either would be pretty neat! if you've done that before though pls lmk and i will diligently scroll to find it!

i adore the AU, excited to see where you take it next!

-v♡

I have considered doing this multiple times! However, since I answer (most) of my lore asks with art, I feel like having the a character respond directly is almost redundant.

Unless people would prefer an interview style/character staring at screen direct answer over the small snippets/comics/panels I do, in which case I don't mind pivoting. It's less/faster work for sure, but it's also less content.

My inbox is also pretty full, so beyond the backlog, I feel like most things people would ask is probably somewhere in there anyways. (???)

But! People who want to ask H!Peter or H!Deadpool something directly, feel free!