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[dailydccomics]

Batmen have this one thing in common Batman Beyond: Neo-Gothic #2 by Collin Kelly, Jackson Lanzing and Max Dunbar

[teecupangel]

Dc x Ac Crossover idea

Desmond survived the solar flare and thru events become bruce Waynes sugarbaby

Feel free to ignore just thought it might be an interesting concept

To make this easier for us, we’ll have Desmond transported into the DC world after the Solar Flare. This way, we don’t have to make an excuse why the other DC superheroes couldn’t do something about the Solar Flare or how they learned about it too late.

Or… you know… we can have Desmond meet Batman because the Justice League was able to stop the Solar Flare and that leads to Batman learning about the Grand Temple and meeting Desmond.

Anyway, regardless of how it’s done, the main setup would be that Desmond would set up shop in Gotham because it’s more of his alley. The rogue gallery there is something he can manage and Gotham is under Batman’s purview so he doesn’t normally have to deal with the other DC characters… normally.

In this situation, Desmond would not know anything about Batman or DC as his world doesn’t have DC comics. So when he meets Bruce Wayne in a gala or something where he’s working as the bartender, he just thought of him as a charming rich dude.

A charming rich dude that he sucked off during his break.

But that’s about it.

Then, a few weeks later, Bruce Wayne comes into his bar and they talk…

He serves him drinks and one of his “we have no menu you eat what I want to cook for the day” meal…

They fucked in the small apartment he has above the bar…

Bruce Wayne leaves and Desmond thought that would be the end of it.

He wasn’t expecting anything from Bruce.

And he’s trying to keep a low profile as he build up his information network so he can plan how to to be an Assassin in Gotham without making a mistake that will shatter the order holding Gotham if he was to start building his Brotherhood.

Then…

Bruce Wayne visited his bar once again (always while it was closed) and…

Things spiral from there.

At first, Desmond assumed they were fuck buddies which he didn’t mind.

Then…

Bruce started giving him expensive gifts and Desmond can’t say no, not when his Bleed of Ezio has given him a taste of how nice it was to have expensive good quality things…

And then…

Bruce started taking him to places… high quality hotels… restaurants that need reservation for months just to get in…

Vacation spots that needs them having to use Bruce’s private jet…

It was only when he finally met one of Bruce’s sons, Damien Wayne, who calls him ‘father’s paramour’ that he realized…

Holy shit.

He was Bruce Wayne’s sugar baby.

.

.

On the other side of this story is Bruce who had been surprised (and enjoyed) by the blowjob and had only done a cursory check of Desmond’s identity because… well… he has a history for romancing people who would stab him in the back later on and…

… came up blank.

Desmond has an identity, sure, but it was fake.

Before that…

There was nothing.

So he went to the bar to investigate further and…

They fucked in Desmond’s place above the bar.

After that…

Bruce started to visit to keep an eye on him.

He started to feel bad because he was having sex with someone who doesn’t know he was trying to figure out their real identity (especially when Desmond seems so earnest about how he appreciates Bruce’s visits) so he started… giving him gifts as a way of apologizing without really apologizing.

Then he started taking Desmond out, starting with Gotham to check if Desmond is okay being seen with him then…

He started bringing Desmond to other places, trying to check if anyone would recognize him some way or another.

And feel bad because he is making Desmond bait for whatever past he was trying to hide.

Until Damien called Desmond ‘father’s paramour’ and Bruce realized…

He was too deep in this that he cannot tell Desmond the truth in fear of Desmond leaving him and no longer even caring what past Desmond is hiding.

… oh.

He was in love.

… well, fuck.

[mysicklove]

dissapointed in the lack of fics that are just missonary sex with nanami. nothing kinky. just love

[kukumokitty]

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[rockosmidlife]

I have a feeling tonight will be a not good ngiht so sorry if im less active lololll

[redwildfury]

Anything

(Im hilarious, comedy genius)

I laughed so hard at this I couldn't even breathe!

[eivor-wolfkissed]

I have never experienced a love so strong, the kind that develops quickly and feels like you and this person were meant to meet and be together. Like what the hell I feel so lucky and happy right now 😭 I am shedding happy tears from love and romance it takes a lot for me to get there. What the fuck I love my boyfriend so much!!!! I am so thankful to the universe and all the gods that we met. Seriously our time together is magical in a way that I haven't felt with other lovers. Posting this here to get off my chest 😭 I'm a sappy boy and I am deeply in love

[satocidal]

Did I cry last night after watching a reel? Yes💀

[sugarrushnews-blog]

Track number tres, here you go.

[lilteecupangels]

After 5 reroll accounts (40 pulls each), she finally came home!

She's also my one and only 5 star not counting Rover XD

[scoruspio]

Tiktok findd, nyot minee

[teecupangel]

I just had a random plot bunny attack me at work. What if Desmond Miles was reborn as Sora from Kingdom Hearts with no memories of his former life? He goes through Kingdom Hearts (the first game) as normal but once we hit Chain of Memories things start to change. The plot of CoM is Memories and what is and isn't real. As Marluxia (or was it Axel) put it, "To lose is to find, and to find is to lose." Rather than Namine, Sora begins to remember his life as Desmond Miles. Kinda scaring Donald and Goofy. However it kinda goes away for a bit when Namine restores Sora's memories, for Kingdom Hearts 2 and Dream Drop. Yet Kingdom Hearts 3 is where it can get interesting again. Change out one of the 13 vessels for either Clay or Lucy and have Sora start to have an existential crisis and by the time of the Remind DLC when Sora uses the power of waking to save his friends, it's such a Desmond move that both parts of him are at peace.

Then he wakes up back on earth near the Grand Temple 11 years later, as the sixteen or seventeen year old Sora, or is it Desmond?

I’m gonna be honest with you, my highschool crush was Roxas so I wanna keep him in this idea but, my god, it would be so fun if Sora’s ‘nobody’ turns out to be one of his Bleeds.

But… we can actually keep Roxas since his looks is based on Ventus who was resting in Sora’s heart but we hint at his connection with Desmond Miles by making the prologue of KH2 dwell on his family and it’s talked about how he has an older brother, younger sister and younger brother. Namine later admitted that she wasn’t the one who wrote that in. It was Roxas himself who added that ‘detail’. ‘DiZ’ suggested that it was Roxas’ subconscious taking a bit of ‘memory’ from Sora but that doesn’t make sense when Riku tells him that Sora was an only child.

The real reason why they needed Roxas to merge with Sora is because Sora’s memories and Desmond Miles’ memories are not stable. His experience in Castle Oblivion and Namine’s powers only served to widen the gap between the two sets of memories.

Roxas, being both Sora and Desmond as his nobody, is meant to cover the gaps to stabilize him.

When the time came when Roxas and Sora became one, Desmond Miles’ memories go to sleep to stabilize Sora.

It wasn’t what DiZ wanted. He believed Desmond Miles’ memories was necessary for Sora to grow and defeat Organization 13 but they have no idea why Desmond Miles’ memories refused to resurface.

Until…

KH3 happens and everyone remembers Xion.

Because sure, one of the 13 vessels turn out to be Lucy or Clay (or maybe even Cross) but the most they were able to do was tell Sora that he wasn’t the chosen one. Desmond Miles was the chosen one. He just so happened to be a vessel to the real chosen one and Xehanort’s goal had been to awaken Desmond Miles to control Kingdom Hearts because Kingdom Hearts was an ‘artifact’ from another dimension that appeared in their dimension.

And Desmond Miles was an otherwordly soul, the only being that can control Kingdom Hearts.

And the reason why Sora can’t fully remember his life as Desmond Miles?

Because he wasn’t the true vessel.

See…

Desmond’s true vessel wasn’t actually Sora.

It was Ventus.

Sora was a ‘replacement’ because of what happened to Ventus.

And that was why Xion doesn’t have any of Desmond Miles’ memories nor did she ever take his face. She was an imperfect replica so she wasn’t capable of even trying to hold Desmond’s memories in the first place.

Cue Sora having an existential crisis of who he truly was because he was honestly getting on board with the whole idea of being Desmond Miles as well.

[reidgif]

13.22

[angelic-enj0lras]

Might as well post my les mis tweets here instead of letting them collect dust on twitter lol

[artuurle]

I always imagine that even tho King's close to what she was like as a human, the whole. hole in your chest. thing was an adjustment. seeing your own beating heart all the time whenever you look down is a spook. idk if it is painful but def odd

YEAH 100% I THINK IT TOOK A SECOND TO GET USED TO LOL, though i dont think it hurt, being a god means ur made from different stuff or work differently!

EXTRA MAJOR Spoilers for the bit below:

SO semi related fun fact, I misinterpreted the mouse in inspektas realm as her actual heart on the floor in that one scene and thought he chopped her up and stuffed her into the van and had the worst possible interpretation for that scene for a solid 3 minutes (her begging for anyone to see her and help while she was dying) . actually had a moment of horror staring at the screen going "THE FUCK." honestly one of the funniest accidental misinterpretations from me for good while lol.

[collextivesoul]

"I don't have to say shit, princess; If I think you've got what it takes, then you make it here, and if not..." the Alpha shrugged while golden eyes scanned their surroundings as the busy pack never stopped moving, never stopped working, training, scouting - a busy life was a good life; a small thought that tugged at his lips, eyes still not meeting hers. "There are younger kids than you out on those streets" Gray tried his hardest to help all wolves who wanted and needed it, but some never fit the bill and he certainly had no time for those who simply didn't give a shit. "Gates not locked, sweetheart; you wanna leave, then way you fuckin' go"

"Little biased don't you think?" Silver counteracted quickly without so much as missing a breath, or the person whom her words were directed to; she would not hold her tongue just because he was the alpha of a pack she never intended to be part of. "You have to say that, to be welcoming, saying the same old things, but I'd save your breath; it won't work on me." the wolf assured the older wolf, who surely had seen hundreds of new wolves come and go, and perhaps she wasn't exactly the first from another species, however, she was the fist Vanguard and that meant something. Silver found herself scoffing at Gray's question, insulted almost if she allowed herself to feel anything else other than ashamed. "Once upon a time I would have been there, face of the Vanguard's, and now here I am, sitting in the dirt and hearing words that I'm sure are meant to reassure but just sound recycled and false."