#lol yknow this would be funny

[sockibean]

Ah yes, the bitter siege of Arowana Castle . . .

[cheriboms]

[spite] has entered the chat >:P

[quinn-pop]

mtdd week day 5 - au

idol au moment yayyy. they have history

[spaceistheplaceart]

Hello! For the promt could you do Dimple trying to make Reigen laugh?

ok so a tiny bit of context, at one point I drafted up a big ekurei fanfic and was including some random scenes of them just spending time together and having fun. Which is why they're at the grocery store here, y'know, domestic. I also was thinking about how in the anime I never really see Reigen cracking jokes or laughing at jokes... and then somehow I got to the point where I think Reigen has the same sense of humour as Jerma

Here's the clip im referencing, please go watch it: clip link

local man goes into a laughing fit in the grocery store more at 11

[workplacecomedian]

Welcoming you all to a new favorite (crack)ship:

Colin Becher X Sergey Ushanka

You're telling me there's a bullheaded IT guy who's losing his mind to the machines and a tortured ghost of a man in the form of a computer virus and you DON'T want to put them in a room together and see what happens?? It's very fun to think about, romantically or otherwise; and considering how little we know of them both, it's very adaptable to taste!

Something about Sergey haunting the shit outta Colin, but in such a way to convince him to join him, while Colin is....listen. I'm not gonna call him tsundere because that absolutely isn't the word I'm looking for and also I think he'd manifest and kill me badly if he was called that. Let's call it unrequited? Temporarily unrequited? Until Colin's lost it enough? Eroticism of the machine or whatever Who said that. Anyway

[godsfavoritescientist]

Sometimes the way people talk about missing social cues is so over the top 😭 people will really say stuff like "how can someone live such a soulless joyless existence that they don't understand my joke" and "if you don't laugh at this are you even human" and "I can't imagine being such a miserable asshole that you think this is serious" and "how stupid do you have to be to fall for this 💀" and on and on like. I promise autism isn't a moral failing

[unproduciblesmackdown]

winston my quant of billions

[vancalox]

i want to talk about leda sooo much but i keep remembering that doing so means i have to own up to the fact that i not only made her survive the literal astronomican soul sucking process on terra via implied divine providence but also admit that During the soul sucking she had a god-emperor-bass-boosted supervision of like 45% of the plot of rogue trader and also a good chunk of dark age of technology history as well so now she literally thinks shes the honest to god blue check verified iconoclast prophet of big E himself

[camels-pen]

you ever think about post-wano sanji blaming everything on his mutation?

It starts out small, of course. A day when nothing seems to go right and he feels little else other than rage. He considers that the mutation stuck around, that it was amplifying his anger somehow. He considers it, but ultimately let's the thought drift away as nonsense.

Then he considers it again when they have a calm day out at sea. He doesn't feel the need to put on flairs for the girls when he serves their snacks, and he doesn't feel the need to kick the three idiots when they come to the kitchen whining for their own snacks. Sanji serves them with a flourish and not a single complaint.

A third time. He drags his feet the whole day, feeling like a pile of cement bricks. He can't muster any feelings at all, just goes through the motions of the day. He can't even really remember it. This time scares him the most.

And just. On and on like that. And his suspicions grow more every day. He finds an excuse for it in everything.

Banged his finger and only cussed a little? Mutation.

Accidentally kicked Luffy overboard? Mutation.

Can't bring himself to insult Mosshead one day? Absolutely mutation.

It's a never ending spiral of existential fear.

He didn't want to lose his emotions. He didn't want to be like those Germa bastards.

He didn't want to hurt his friends.

(I wonder what lengths he would go to ensure that.)

[rainachaeri]

I wonder if SF Papyrus inner dialogue is like Stretch's. Just raw anxiety

MC: Talk about being ungrateful SF!Pap: *oh crap oh no you idiot why did you say that??? rewind, fix this*

It's funny because they have a history together and this is most likely not the first time he said something stupid, only now reader isn't even playfully angry, reader is just purely annoyed

Maybe reader found it kinda funny before, but a lot can change in years, and it was probably only then did that sink in to the poor skeleman

He really thought he could act all cool and everything would be okay, huh?

He was pretty calm in the first minute of that interaction, until he realized reader really wasn't happy with him, and then the slight panic seeped in. But he's still cool. Kinda. He didn't make it out of that underground alive for nothing right?

I don't think he'd be as panicky as Stretch though, but he probably stuck around in his room staring at the ceiling and thinking about how he screwed up his second first impression

Won't be the last time we'll see of him though. He messed up big time before, but he'll do better now. Fingers crossed he'll get reader back.

The truth is, the feelings never left; it's still there, and maybe this time around it'll be reciprocated.

Did I mention this is inspired by the song Do I Wanna Know by Arctic Monkeys?

I already got the general plot all figured out tbh, I'm just not sure yet if I'm gonna commit to it lol. It's pretty angsty, of which I like very much :D

[basofy]

ive never talked about their dynamic but this is one of the many thoughts i have about them

[zeravmeta]

i know luffy is aroace coded (and in my heart he is, celibacy win!) but also i think we are underestimating the potential comedy of luffy having sex because that idiot is irreverent of every single thing and you just know he wouldn't find sex to be like. special. its just something people do for fun!

his ass is on the snail phone within the hour like traffy did you know about sex??? lets have some! and then the strawhats have to tackle him away from the phone before they have like 4 separate naval armadas at their doorstep vying for the opportunity

[irrigos]

bad news: im at it again

[tmos-time]

Swear to god dude every time i see you reblog do you know this band it'll say shit like "do you guys know The Gooblyflus Forks" and all the votes go "no what the fuck are you saying" but then you reblog going OH MY GODDD GUYS GO LISTEN RIGHT NOW THEIR SONG SLEEPING IN THE FLORESCENTS IS AMAZING and it never fails to confuse and amuse me. not insulting i am just genuinely amazed by how you know so many of the artists mentioned and it always being the ones with 99.98 percent of people going "what the fuck is this it sounds made up". Never change

LMAO, i am simply unhinged and use discover weekly as my main source for finding nicher and nicher songs like an echo chamber <3 and then proceed to have a penchant for only reblogging the polls for bands that are niche as fuck with VERY good songs lmao, i have an image to maintain as a weird short king with a 98% on obscurify o7

anyways. for the occasion of answering this ask on homestuck day and picking something thematic (you have to pretend i added an image of that godawful screaming baseball with a megaphone in front of it)

go listen to snaggletooth pumpkin by zaki!!!!!

[random-kido]

tfw when you can’t tell if you’re coworker is fucking with you or is being sincere but either way he’s left you reeling

[transgaysex]

i think ive reached my limit of how many times i can handle people only being able to refer to marcille as a girlfailure