#lol literal bastard

[charmwasjess]

*HOLDS YOU AT GUNPOINT*

TELL ME ABOUT ARATH

INTIMIDATING BEHAVIOR BOLI GOOD JOB :D :D <3

ARATH IS SUCH AN UNDERRATED GEM.

I had to include "didn't get bullied enough" but I completely headcanon that the depiction of him picking on Dooku in Dooku: Jedi Lost is complete unreliable narrator fiction from Dooku's POV and it was actually him and Sifo who were little shitty terrors to this loner bastard kid.

[babybirbb]

idk if this has been done before | insp.

[lovely-menza]

Art trade with @lil-hater 🖤🖤 (thank you so much for your drawing too :'')) Ig post: X

[fried-manto]

I'll hand it to you.

[dubacheryking]

My personal head canon is that Richie is the type of fuck who does really well in school without putting in literally any effort and Eddie is the type of kid who tries so so so hard to get good grades but he's like. A b or c student at best. He fucking hates Richie for this.

[sunnysideaeggs]

If Rhaenyra married Daemon while Laenor was still alive and gave birth to Aegon and viserys, wouldn’t they be bastards too?

And if they are then Daenerys’ line shouldn’t technically inherit the throne. The next legitimate heir would have been Rhaena’s or Baela’s children but nobody knew

exactly anon, the show wanted to avoid the ‘bury your gays’ trope, but accidentally made bastards of all of rhaenyra’s children. or they could be legitimate: my personal pet theory is that the little rowboat that laenor escaped in was unfortunately ambushed by a mercenary ship, courtesy of daemon.

daenerys shouldn’t inherit the throne because the kingdom was rightfully conquered by robert, so she doesn’t have a claim to the IT by succession anymore. the targaryen line was replaced by the baratheon line. if we go by ‘lawful’ inheritance the rightful king is stannis and his heir is shireen, but again, the throne was (kinda) conquered by the lannisters, so now the baratheon line was replaced by the lannister line.

daenerys can win the 7K by conquest, and the ‘rightful heir’ thingy will only be a way to make her reign be accepted more easily. one big thing in asoiaf is that no one has an inherent right to the throne, and often the kingdom is gained by bigger army diplomacy. robert admitted it: he came and won the war, now he’s king. maesters brought up his grandmother rhaelle as a way to give him more legitimacy, but what could they do really? try and get him out of the throne and start another war?

if daenerys wins her conquest war the lords will make many excuses about her being ‘the rightful queen’ because she’s the last targaryen, but the truth is that no one can keep her from taking the throne even if she wasn’t. until another dude pops up and takes the throne from her and arguments about this new person being the rightful heir if we go by this tradition or blah blah come up again.

[nanaba]

We draw closer. In tears, in smiles, I don’t know. Just one step more and we’ll listen to your shell together, to the roar of a thousand orchestras, to the roar of our wedding march.

Dream by Wisława Szymborska, trans. Clare Cavanagh

[evilfloralfoolery]

Please enjoy this little bit of snzfuckery between Indigo's incredibly attractive parents, Astralis and Aurora. It's some gross courtly bullshit and I love it.

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“My lord, I can assure you that this lapse in judgment shall not happen again.” 

Even from her vantage point behind the hedges, the guard’s fear is palpable.  As it should be.  Her beloved is as stern as he is imposing, seeming to tower over all who cross his path, regardless of their true height.  Clad in crimson silk and fine etched leather, Astralis is both elegant and terrifying.

Precisely why she had chosen him.  Or rather, why they had chosen each other.

“See to it that you do not disappoint me again.”  The dark propriety of his voice is a resonant purr of sound that does not rely on volume to convey the threat. 

“Y-yes, my lord.”

Astralis waves a hand.  “Away with you, then.” 

The guard bows, retreating with a backward step until he feels it is proper to turn his back and hurry along on his way. 

A wise decision, clearly.

Astralis executes a sharp turn on his heel, his impressive length of ebony hair sliding over one shoulder and spilling down the length of his back like a living thing, obedient to the whims of its master. Although she cannot hear just what her husband is muttering to himself, it is certainly not pleasant.  

Fire flashes in his palm, brilliant and stark against the green of the hedges, and he incinerates a hapless, wayward branch into nothingness, his booted foot dispersing the ashen embers with a fluid step. It is, however, the rosebush that receives the withering, contemptuous sneer.

“Wretched and treacherous beauty,” he grumbles. “I would destroy you all, if I were able.” 

He stiffens to a halt beside the gate, his posture rigid but for a moment.

Surely he cannot see her, not with the hedges in unpruned proliferation around her. It matters not, for all she cares to witness is his most certain downfall.

And he does not disappoint.

His austere demeanor falters, the immovable facade cracking into a flash of annoyance and a sharp, singular hitch of breath. 

“--AHESSSCHuh! EHSHHHuh! ESSHH! ESSCH! EKSSSH!!”

He doesn't not bother with the handkerchief, perhaps because the urgency of the matter is greater than he anticipated. Instead, he barely manages to steeple his hands over his mouth and nose, each sneeze a greater shoulder-shuddering, body-curling event, as if his capacity to release it is somehow inadequate.

Astralis straightens with a pointed, indecent sniffle and brushes a length of displaced hair aside.  “If you do not believe yourself to be visible to me, Aurora, you are mistaken.” 

She huffs a short sigh and resists the urge to roll her eyes. 

Infuriating man.

“Perhaps,” she says as she emerges from the hedge canopy, “I was allowing you privacy for your struggles.”

A smirk curves one side of his mouth. “Is that so?”

His smug expression wavers and this time, he conjures the aforementioned handkerchief with a snap of his fingers.

“AESSSHuh! EHSSH! EKSSH!! Gods.”

Her hand lights upon his arm, smile gentling. “Bless you, love.” 

“Thank you,” he says with a sharp sniffle. “Blasted topiary maintenance. I should install an iron fence instea-hhh…!” His breath heaves and he leans away from her.”--hhuhEKSSSCHU!!” 

“Bless you!” She repeats a bit more emphatically than necessary. Her hands slide to cup his face, threads of his silken hair cool and smooth against her fingers. “Nature is so cruel to you.” 

He chuckles. “I believe it was my wife who ordered the planting of this entire fiasco.” 

“Well,” she says. “She must be quite insensitive to your suffering.” 

“Hmm, indeed.” His hands close up on her upper arms and he jerks her against his chest, “Were she not so stunning amongst the greenery, I would burn it to ash.” 

Aurora runs her finger along the straight slope of his nose, pausing to tap the tip. “Flattery is a wise man’s tool.” 

He summons an obligatory flinch at the intrusion of her touch, gathering her into his embrace.  “Sincerity is a tool far greater.”

It is only with Aurora that the sharpness of his gaze softens to warm, copper honey, his fortress of impenetrable emotional detachment conquered.

“Depart with me now before I am defeated by the whims of my own traitorous body.”  A smirk curves one side of his mouth. “Unless that is your plan, my love.” 

Aurora feigns aghast indignation. “I would never dream of such a thing.”

[bachirasbodyguard]

This moment is honestly so fucking humiliating for Kaiser, oh my god.

Noa's basically, in front of his whole team and the entire world MIND YOU, like "Michael, your dick's so hard for Isagi it's making you stupid. Smarten up or I'm not gonna let you kick the ball around anymore."

Kaiser stronger than me because I would've died on the spot

[no1maddoxfan]

Y'all

ITS THE MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

IMMA START SHANKING PEOPLE!!!! SO HAPPY THE BASTARD BITCH IS BACK FUCK!!!

Love Kuaiduol obviously.

So imma guess Yuamu wants to ensure she's Otes so Yuga doesn't have to take that role??? Right?? I don't fucking know. But if she was being literal during S2 final then, I guess that means we know who Otes is. I mean I had a feeling but, I didn't feel good about it.

It's probably Yudias.

I don't even wanna put that in the air. I hate it. Id rather it be Manabu at this point. You can't do this to my boy he's so good he's never done anything wrong fuck them Ohdos fr!! But the fact that Yuamu is going this far AND Yuhi joining her, even if it's to try and stop her, kinda solidifies that it ain't either of them, cause they the villains rn. So either it's 1) Yuga or 2) not Yuga. While Yuga makes more sense, if it ain't him, who's left??

Or is it Yuna??

I just thought of that rn holy shit it's Yuna!! Y'all be so fr its Yuna!! 1) Owns Goha 2) I can't think of anything else. Look, I just don't want it to be my boy, he's too good for this 😥😥😥.

It doesn't make logistical sense, but if people are out here wiping memories then 🤔🤔. It's a mega reach though. Most things that relate the 2 can easily be explained by the Earthdamar thing. And Yudias is the only character the doesn't work due the the current shows rules, not just actions done in the last show.

Things That (kinda) Relate OTES and Yudias:

Color scheme. White outer coat with the red inside and the black turtle neck with yellow accents. Except Zwijo's coat lining is also red, Myuda's coat is also white, and all the Velgearians in turtle necks are black with yellow accents.

Relic shit. If Yudias and Kuaiduol's fusion is permanent, there's no reason why Yudias shouldn't be able to pilot it. Except that with Kuaiduol scenes we know there's a control panel in there, anyone can use it.

Seemingly omnipresent. Not a Yudias thing, but since Kuaiduol can watch shit via the relic, anyone who can use it can. Previous point still applies.

TLDR I forgot why I was typing this. There's probably better reasons but I'm not good at this kinda shit. I mean, all the theories I spent so long writing out were wrong, girl just wants to be Otes.

Liked the duel, kinda iffy on Yuamu's motives, but I'll probably change my mind when Yuga shows up. Which he will. When not if.

[mostly-tame]

Trying to find a better food option for Torch bc I didn't love how he was doing on Inukshuk 30/20 and Marine 25 but rapidly losing my mind ✨️

Is it protein source? Protein %? Fat %? Protein/fat ratio? Other ingredients? Is this dweeb just not drinking enough water for his poops to be nice because he's in a cone rn?? Idk!!!!!!!

[eldesperadont]

PIRATE AU doodles of Robbie Eagles, ELP & Jay White from early 2021 ✨🏴‍☠️✨✨🤼‍♂️

[multi-fandomdisaster]

You know, I'm officially starting to realize why there are so many Hatchetfield ask blogs. This is so much fun- XD

[gen4grl]

while i have complaints with the anime, indigo league + the orange islands is genuinely some of the funniest crap i’ve ever watched. i grew up only playing pokemon, so the first time i actually watched the anime was when i was 21. the first 2 seasons, espcially the famous 4kids dubbing is like if aliens came to earth, we gave them a quick summary of what pokemon was and they just went from there lol. half of it makes no damn sense to game canon and the crude 90s dubbing humour still brings a fucking tear to my eye. gary in particular was so beyond unserious the fact he was 10 and had a whole convertible full of grown women just hanging around him, driving him places and basically cheering him on as he bullied ash is the most unhinged shit ever LMAO

[tyrantchimeraart]

@mistystarshine apparently wrote a Hazbin hotel mermaid AU called The Drowning Time and there's a line that caught my attention. "If a human who’s done enough terrible things dies at sea, there’s a chance that they’ll come back to life as a siren..."

...so obviously I had to put way too much thought into what an Alastor mermaid would look like lol. Somehow settled on a Louisiana/American alligator as his mermaid base but, er.... but maybe that would make him a centaur instead?? IDFK lol. Added some fishy-fins to his limbs and ears to balance it out a bit.

[akkivee]

like that was so unnecessary lmao