#bc richie is HORRIBLE at explaining things since he doesnt really | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

dubacheryking · 1 month ago

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My personal head canon is that Richie is the type of fuck who does really well in school without putting in literally any effort and Eddie is the type of kid who tries so so so hard to get good grades but he's like. A b or c student at best. He fucking hates Richie for this.

#simetimes richie tutors eddie but more often than not it just ends up pissing eds off more #bc richie is HORRIBLE at explaining things since he doesnt really #understand what exactly the issue is. like he'll sort of just gloss over parts bc hes like “well duh this is obvious” but its rly not to a #lot of people. he just doesnt get it.#furthermore richie hasnt done a single homework assignment since 4th grade the latest and at this point his teachers have given up #theyre just glad he actually understands the lessons so they mostly let it slide #his guidance counselor on the other hand. that poor bastard. this dude tries sooooo hard to get richie to put LITERALLY ANY EFFORT in and he #flat out refuses to. hes like “richie u could probably be the fucking valedictorian if u actually tried” and richie shrugs and goes “eh i #dont want to give a speech“ like BITCH #<-btw all of this is projection from me. im richie hi. it fort of ruined my ability to train other people at anything ever.#and my ability to study i would have failed miserably had i tried college bc my ass would NOT be doing homework or studying #i would have dropped out sooooo quick lol #anyway. done now have this #Richie Tozier #Eddie Kaspbrak #IT 1986 #IT Stephen King #spam brain

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