#lol I hit the tag character limit

[jontaro-kun]

That one time a pose study (looking at art of pretty women and telling myself I was being productive) turned into Portia

[freakinator]

the unstable boys and the guys they have a totally normal attachment to

[silverselfshippingchaos]

I fucking HATE how the fandom treats m.ine. it's so bad 😭

[moneygoblin04]

I think I'm having some kind of anxiety attack?

[ace-the-fox]

Me having several mpreg related OCs and realising three common themes: trans mpreg, cis mpreg and a secret third thing (pregnant-coded cis guys).

[elecman108]

I'm currently working on making full body refs of my human!FNAF lot and... I made a realization:

They're ABSURDLY TALL. Like, comparing them to some of my taller/average height D&D full refs... Bonnie, my guy. What the fuck. Also Sun is one of the shorter ones. I don't think more than maybe 3 Animatronics/Androids in my AU are shorter than 6' tall. I think the only two rn are Balloon Boy and Cupcake, who don't have refs done yet, so... Wow! I don't know why I made them all fucking massive!

(oh, of the FNAF refs I have done, I have the main FNAF SB group aside from Vanny and Gregory, and Glamrock Bonnie done. That's it. I have a bunch more lined but I still have a handful more to drawn including all the humans lol)

I'm adding in something post-posting this. The arm on the side of Bonnie's original image I had posted is... Sun! Didja guess rightly? Probably not because his arm that's visible there isn't visible here!!! Lol

[ashitshowforalot]

my paragraphs of tags at the bottom of a fic are personalized love letter’s actually

[ocpdzim]

back at it w the screentones in clip studio

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO

More Baking Show Bruce nonsense. Part 1 and the Post I stole this from

[mechahero]

𝓢EVEN DEADLY SINS.[ . . . ]bold for what applies, italicize for what sometimes applies, strike through for what never applies.

𝓛UST. desire for connection. pursuit of pleasure. emotional intelligence. obsessive. lovesick. one-night stands. seductive encounter. flirtatious conversation. erotic party. seductive attire. revealing clothing. passionate gaze. provocative makeup. sensual expressions. suggestive gestures. flirtatious smiles. lingerie. love letters. perfumes. provocative behaviour. love poems. erotic art.

𝓖LUTTONY. indulgence in experiences. savouring moments. hospitality. generosity. hedonism. culinary expertise. wine-tasting. excessive snacking. overloaded plates. excessive portions. bloated stomachs. messy eating. greasy fingers. full tables. indulgent spreads. overflowing cups. satisfied expressions. wine bottles. just can't get enough. fast food wrappers.

𝓔NVY. motivation. competitive spirit. strategic planning. observational skills. bitter rivalry. contest. envious gossip. resentment-filled argument. social media jealousy. furrowed brows. clenched jaws. side-eye looks. pursed lips. tense posture. whispering behind backs. crossed arms. gossip magazines. keeping up with the joneses. the grass is always greener. feeling inadequate.

𝓖REED. resourcefulness. entrepreneurial spirit. negotiation. materialistic. aggressive investment. lavish spending spree. resource-hoarding. get-rich-quick schemes. auction-bidding war. property acquisition. piles of money. overflowing wallets. luxury items. locked safes. penny-pinching. rare collectibles. selfishness. unwillingness to share.

𝓢LOTH. calmness. stress management. nonchalance. relaxation techniques. lethargic. apathetic. inactive. lazy weekend. binge-watching marathon. neglected chores. skipped workout. long nap. lounging on the couch. missed deadlines. unkempt appearance. messy hair. pajamas. blankets. slippers. procrastination station. self-care routines.

𝓟RIDE. confidence. self-assurance. self-respect. dignity. public speaking. self-promotion. arrogant. conceited. egotistical. self-important. vain. boastful speech. puffed chest. raised chin. smug smiles. spotlight. tooting your own horn. showing off. refusing to admit mistakes. feeling entitled. personal branding. leadership development.

𝓦RATH. assertiveness. decisiveness. strength. intensity. boundary setting. courage. indignant. heated arguments. road rage incident. physical altercation. angry outburst. clenched fists. glaring eyes. tense muscles. raised voices. reddened faces. aggressive gestures. stormy demeanor. intense frowns. destructive actions. broken objects. punching bag. out for blood. fists. simmering anger.

tagged by: @idolsummons (ty!) tagging: you!

[kiwibirb1]

Yall I'm thinking about the cheese wrapper in my bathroom again and now I really want cheese

[tiredchaoss]

ine if we could have infinite options?? Do you love the colors of the sky but it's just a poll. You know I probably should ahve been able to tell how many options there r from all the polls I've seen but nope couldn't remember at all.

[10bendog]

Oh, I love Summer so much, I just had to make some more CN art for it. 🧡

It’s such a beautiful day today and everyone is at the beach to have some fun. (And so was I earlier today, lol.)

This piece and a follow-up night one (coming soon) were inspired by the 2009 “CN Summer in Italy” bumpers.

Summer is short, y’all, enjoy it while it’s here, before the cold kicks in and the winter depression hits. Have a fun one out there and stay safe!

P.S. (I didn’t know there was a tag limit, whoops. Guess that’s what happens when I try to put as many characters in one image as I can.)

[fickle-fixations]

Helpless

Oops! I wrote a smut fic 🫣 I haven't even watched Scenes from a Marriage yet but I was watching some clips (this one in particular) and then suddenly this entire fic just showed up on my Google Docs. I don't even know what this man does for work I just know that he's gorgeous (and Jessica's character makes him sad lol). adult content begins directly bellow the cut. Also I'm reposting bc it wasn't showing up in any tags earlier.

Pairing: (soft dom!)Johnathan Levy x f!Reader

Word Count: 1235 // Warnings: sexual content, female masturbation, inability to orgasm, fingering, kind of praise kink, slight degradation, possibly OOC Johnathan - I've only seen like 10 minutes of clips // second person POV, afab female reader

Summary:Your husband comes home to find you trying to get off. Emphasis on trying.

You’d known it was pointless when you started, but you did it anyway. You’d been sitting alone at home when one thing had led to another which had collided so conveniently with the fact that you were ovulating, and you felt that familiar need growing between your legs. At some point, you’d sunk down to the floor so your back was against the bed frame, and one hand had slipped beneath the waistband of your underwear, while you used the other to find pictures of your husband on your phone. 

If anyone ever found out you masturbated to pictures of your husband, you’d die of embarrassment. They usually weren’t even nudes, because he never really sent any. You’d heard your nephew use the phrase “down bad” once. That was probably what you were. But there was just no one you were more attracted to, and nothing that turned you on more than your husband.

It got to the point where your fingers were desperately pumping in and out of your sex, your head lolled back, eyes almost closed but still glimpsing one of those rare nude photos that glowed dimly on your phone, now discarded on the floor. You knew you’d reached your limit. Whenever you touched yourself, you would always eventually hit a wall it seemed only Johnathan in the flesh could help you climb. 

It didn’t stop you from trying. Imagining your hand that groped your breast under his shirt that you were wearing and that played with your clit was his. You thought of how turned on your breasts made him. Even when you protested and said they were nothing special, just touching them for a little while would get him so hard and so eager to please you. It made you feel a bit smug that just a part of your body always had such an effect on him. 

You remembered exactly how he would touch you. How he would stroke your hair and mutter how good of a job you were doing while he helped you reach your high.

You moaned and pushed your head further back against the box spring. Your walls were twitching around your fingers. You breathed his name over and over like a prayer.

“Aw honey, well that’s not gonna do you much good, is it?” 

A voice from the doorway snatched you from your reverie, sounding over the obscene squelching, the only other noise in the room.

Jonathan was leaning against the doorframe, looking down at you with little more than mild curiosity. He looked like a work of art, the way the light from the hallway glowed around him where he stood between there and the dark room. You could hardly see his face as it was cast in shadow, but the outline of his curls and his frame was still such a sight to behold.

All you could do was whimper with need when your eyes met his. He knew full well the power he had over you. He knew you were chasing something only he could provide.

“Whatcha doin’, sweetheart?” he asked, stepping closer. He said it like he was casually inquiring about what book you were reading, rather than seeing you quivering on the floor, whimpering and moaning his name. 

Your fingers ceased their motion, starting to slide out from underneath your boxers, your chest heaving, when he said, “No, sweetie, did I say you could stop?”

“No,” you replied breathlessly. 

He raised an eyebrow at you expectantly, nodding towards where your hand had just been. 

You started circling your clit with your slick-soaked index finger, your hips bucking ever so slightly forward with the motion.

He crouched down beside you, an amused smile spreading across his face at the sight of the picture that was still displayed on your phone.

“Aw, that’s so sweet, baby.” He kissed your forehead and you leaned up into his touch, chasing the physical contact, but he quickly pulled away. “You didn’t think you could get off without looking at me, did you?”

You shook your head in response - you couldn’t find the ability to speak, you were so overwhelmed by sensation and need. Your fingers rubbed faster and you thought maybe, maybe you could get closer to the edge, now that he was here, talking down to you like this.

“But you and I both know that was never gonna get you there.” 

He slid off your boxers as he spoke, your hips jerking towards him as soon as he hooked  a finger in the waistband. He pressed a few soft kisses to the insides of your legs, never venturing higher than just above your knee. His eyes were fixed on your dripping core. He hummed in appreciation at the little show before him.

You only barely noticed the tears of frustration dropping down your cheeks. You needed him to touch you, and give you that release that you craved.

“Johnathan please,” you begged. You sounded so pitiful when you said it. “I need you please-mhhm please.”

He reached up and tenderly wiped away your tears.

“Okay sweetheart,” he soothed, “It’s okay, I’ll help you.”

He kissed your cheek as he replaced your hand with his own, immediately sheathing his middle and ring fingers into you, the palm  of his hand rubbing against your clit.

“I know you can’t do it on your own, sweetheart and that’s okay,” he said against your skin while his fingers curled inside you, beckoning your release. “It makes me feel so special, baby - that you’re so helpless without me. That I’m the only one who can make you come.”

You whined, your hips bucking towards him. You felt your release building within you now. You were already so close-

He took your hand that wasn’t gripped in his hair and brought it to cup the growing bulge in his jeans.

“So special,” he reiterated.

He captured your lips in his and curled his fingers against your sweet spot once more, and that was all that you needed. You came, spasming around his fingers, your fist clenching in a vice-grip in his soft, gray hair. 

He kissed along your jaw, muttering praise as you came down from your high. “You did so good for me, sweetheart. I’m so proud of you.”

When you were eventually able to think and move again, you wrapped your arms around him and buried your face in his neck. You were a little embarrassed, but mainly just happy to be back in his arms.

“I’m sorry you had to walk in on that.” you said lightheartedly.

“There’s nothing to be sorry about, baby,” he said, his hands rubbing soothing circles on your back. “I can’t think of anything I’d rather see.”

You both just stayed there for a while, holding each other in comfortable silence.

“What got you so worked up?” he eventually asked.

“I dunno,” you said, shrugging. “I just missed you.”

You pulled away to look him in the eye. You could get so lost in those big brown eyes. He blinked slowly, a smile teasing the corners of his lips. 

“Did you um,” you asked hesitantly, “Did you miss me?”

“Yeah,” he said, nodding, his eyes glazed over with lust.

He started kissing your neck, his hand snaking up to cup one of your breasts, and a small moan erupted from your chest. He rolled his hips and you felt his firm bulge grind against your leg.

“I missed you so much.”

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thanks for reading :)🖤 If you liked it and are Oscar Isaac trash like me, I also wrote an Anselm x Reader imagine (1.5k words) and a Jake Lockley x Reader fic (1.5k words)

[corndasby]

Patch 1.9 Full Event Summary! (Live Updates)

The 1.9 event summary got posted! I ran the patch notes through google translate and combined them with some translations from the official server. If I find anything else major I will update. Skin/Character previews can be found in my previous post, and I'll post some new character kit rundowns later! I will tag every spoiler post with the version number, so add that to your filters if you don't want to see anything about it.

Things You'll Care About

Full translated list is after this section.

Free Six Star for everyone: Semmelweiss, a mineral support that drains ally health to give them buffs based on their missing health.

First banner: Lucy, an intelligence DPS/support that spends Electricity to give their incantations extra effects, such as hitting more targets or buffing ally afflatus damage.

Second banner: Kakania, a plant support/tank/sub-healer that absorbs a portion of damage taken by allies and uses it to enhance her self-healing and damage.

Lorelei is a star afflatus five star support/sub dps. Her incantations haven't been released but her i1 Passive gives a buff depending on the most common card type in your hand, and her i3 passive gives her moxie when critting with her ult (Just Star Things). She is obtained from the new roguelite mode so may be accessible to players starting after 1.9.

Free Sonetto skin for logging in!

New skins for Mesmer Jr., Desert Flannel, Voyager, Regulus, and Jessica.

Thirty combined free pulls just for logging in. I'm sure clear drops will be showered on you elsewhere in the event.

Special banner for a single 6* rate up selector (If you win the 50/50 on this banner you get to choose ANY six star up until 1.6 excluding JNZ! This is a crazy good deal and you can pick up anyone you missed before the next saga of the story)

New main story chapter of course. Chapter Six is called Vereinsamt. Apparently, 1.7 is not a direct continuation of 1.5, but 1.9 will combine the two for a proper ending.

Brand new roguelite mode. The reception to 1.6's attempt was pretty poor, so I think this is a revised version that will be left in the game permanently.

New story events for Lucy and Kakania.

New anecdotes for Eagle and Semmelweiss.

New maps for Three Doors! I enjoyed the Mesmer storyline so I'm interested.

Reruns of all the skins from 1.1 - 1.4. The London wilderness will now be permanently available in the shop.

All of the standard stuff you can find in events. There's a shop, new wilderness, free items all over the place, and puzzle side events. Uttu is going to be there. You know the drill.

Edit 1: They're finally adding a system to let you seamlessly connect water tiles in the wilderness. No more dumb transition tiles!

Edit 2: They're adding new animation upgrades to older skins!?!? Confirmed list so far: Jukebox Bkornblume, Halloween Sotheby, Halloween X, Jukebox Matilda, Summer Pickles, Wild West Tennantt.

Full List

Some of these are literally just titles in the patch notes so if I don't elaborate that is why!

Login event: free 6* character: Semmelweiss, a mineral support that drains ally health to give them big damage buffs.

Free Sonetto skin

Login event: free decalog (exclusively for Lucy's banner)

Login event: daily free Unilogs (total 20 Unilogs)

Login event: free Matilda Portray (why did we wait a year for p1 Matilda lol)

Login event: free clear drops and anniversary item

Login event: free Wilderness building

Login event: free golden materials

Shop crystal drop reset (I think this means the "first time buy" bonus is reset?)

Special banner: free single 6* rate up selector (If you win the 50/50 on this banner you get to choose ANY six star up until 1.6 excluding JNZ! This is a crazy good deal and you can pick up anyone you missed before the next saga of the story)

New main story chapter: Vereinsamt

New story event: Lucy

Limited collection: Thoughts Alone in a Tank.

New story event: Kakania

Event: Practice of Phantom starts.

New permanent gamemode: Roguelite

Three Doors: new maps

New function: select BGM on suitcase lobby

Anecdotes: Eagle and Semmelweiss

Mane's Bulletin: Abyss, Opera, and Lord of Dreams

UTTU: Mesmer Jr. skin

New function: event atlas

Limited collection: Promise of the Lake

New Jukebox: Desert Flannel skin

New skins: Regulus, Jessica, Voyager new skins

New Wilderness set: Laplace

New packs

Patch 1.1 skins rerun

Patch 1.2 skins rerun

Patch 1.3 skins rerun

Patch 1.4 skins rerun

Patch 1.1 Wilderness is added to the shop permanently

Event starts: Little Steel Gold Rush

[randomgods]

--downpour spoilers for anyone reading! i know you have a tag but just to be safe :3!! but you mentioned in your favs post that the only thing you'd change about saint's campaign was the ascension dialogue between moon and pebbles at the end and i think i do agree with you but i can't quite put my finger on what bothered me about it. i'd be curious to hear what fell flat for you and how you would change it if you had ideas? ps. ily and so good to rain rot concurrently with you

I have much to say about this!! Big spoilers for the ending of The Saint Campaign!!

Ok this may come off as a bit harsh but it’s only because I’m so passionate about these two and their story.

I think the reason why the dialogue in rubicon between Pebbles and Moon fell so flat is that it is so impersonal! I recognize that this is the moment that Pebbles and Moon both realize the solution to their entire purpose has been found, and thus it makes sense that they would be focused on it. But JEEZ! Are they not shocked to see each other in the same physical space for the first time? Are they not relieved that they’ve both been freed from the immense amount of physical and mental pain they’ve been in for millennia, eons even? Due to both of their states they haven’t even been able to contact each other in who knows how long. Where’s the EMOTION!

So much time and so much strife has passed through their lives that at this point in the story they’ve moved on from simply being computing machines. The iterators have full, human emotions. The tragedy of Rain World comes from how individual and human every iterator is. They are sentient beings trapped and tormented by their physical limits and their great task burdened to them by a society who abandoned them long ago. In this hardship they grew to know and love each other like real family. How could you not display that in the final moments of their existence? I find it so reductive of their characters to just make them soullessly monologue about the solution of ascension. It would mean so much more for their characters if they thought of each other first rather than focusing on the task their apathetic creators forced upon them. All their character development and agency is just gone in this scene.

There is also no distinction between Moon and Pebbles. We get none of their character. They’re just waxing poetic about the solution of ascension and the state of The Saint’s fate. It reads as if one monologue was written with no voice in mind and it was just broken up between the two.

I would have to think a while on how I would rewrite this part, maybe one day I will! Of course I would have them address that the solution to ascension has been found, but only after they actually emote over what’s happening to them. I would have them reconnect, celebrate, and grieve over all they’ve been through together.

Lol thats a lot, I am just so passionate about this story. The rest of Saint’s campaign really hit hard for me though. Especially finding Pebbles in the state he’s in.