#logan slander will NOT be tolerated

[bobafoe]

it’s actually surreal seeing so many people defend logan… i used to dream of days like these

[jamarrseternalsunshine]

about me <3: UPDATED

This about me is for the new people that followed me & want to know more about me :)

My name is Tina but y’all can call me Tee Tee (my tags on here are #jamarrseternalsunshine, #teeteepeeps, #teeteeaddresses, #teeteeanswers etc.)

I’m 23 and an August Leo

I’m White Asian and Hispanic

My tumblr name is basically referenced to Cincinnati Bengals WR1 Ja’Marr Chase with Ariana Grande’s song Eternal Sunshine off her latest album (btw F Dalton Gomez!)

I’m a Bengals & Team Breezy fan until my casket drops!

Anything else you want to ask about me, drop it in my inbox <3 

Who I Love:

Ja’Marr Chase:

Ja’Marr has been a part of my life since I was 19 years old. I’ve been a fan of his since his LSU era and broke down on the phone when I found out he was drafted by the Bengals.

He has interacted with me plenty of times through Instagram story views (idk if it counts as interactions or what not), 5 times through Twitch (the man knows my name for fucks sake and if you need proof, message me ;) ) 

I go into defensive mode about him, his family and people that he loves dearly (so if you’re on my page to disrespect him, know that disrespect towards anyone including my mutuals here on Tumblr will not be tolerated and will result in you being blocked <3)

Tee Higgins:

The story on this one is crazy as fuck but basically I have kind of a personal connection to him via my close friend in Tennessee who played football with him at Clemson. NO I did not meet Tee, nor have I spoken with him face to face and NO if I don’t like you or know you, I will not arrange for you to meet him end of story (only person that will get that connection is my girl @partywitbarbiee <3)

Tee’s a fucking sweetheart and I’m praying that his jellyfish loving headass doesn’t get traded anywhere (because I just got his jerseys in and I don’t wanna get new ones if he goes to another team!)

Andrei Iosivas: 

Andrei is a complete sweetheart! He’s interacted with me a few times through DM (no homewrecking shit just made an edit and he just so happened to see it and he said it was fire THATS IT) 

He’s from where I’m from and if you were to come to me and you go to his high school, his teachers will tell you what an absolute sweetheart he is!

WE ARE LOGAN HARLOCK STANS HERE (Logan’s Andrei’s longtime girlfriend that he met while he was in college)

CHIQUITAAAAA <3 (Joe Burrow):

This is my chiquita (baby girl, iykyk) Joe Burrow. 

Yes, he’s done things that are questionable in people’s eyes but at the end of the day… this is my pookie bears best friend, and my QB.

I didn’t see the hype until my friend in Cincinnati and @wickedfun9 really increased the hype and my love for him

Contrary to popular belief, Joe is an actual sweetheart. My friend (the one I told yall about who was my source) actually met him at Training Camp last year and she has pictures with him at previous games and told me he’s a sweetheart and very angelic (no I’m not a part of Joe’s PR so shush <3)

WHAT ISN’T ALLOWED ON MY PAGE:

ANY FORM OF DISRESPECT TOWARDS ME, MY FRIENDS, MY POOKIE BEAR, HIS BESTFRIEND ETC.

No slander whatsoever about anyone, keep it respectful or keep it the fuck pushing <3

SLANDER ABOUT PEOPLE’S KIDS (if you aint got kids take some tape and put it over your mouth because I will get really disrespectful and you won’t like what I have to say <3)

WHAT IS ALLOWED ON MY PAGE:

ANY FORM OF LOVE, RESPECT AND KINDNESS TO ANYONE THAT I LOVE AND WHO YOU INTERACT WITH HERE.

Fact checking (because even I need fact checking sometimes)

Y’all asking about me and what I like doing

Compliments to my page (because my only priority for this page to be a refresh for people coming into the sports world)

[albonium]

i won't tolerate alex slander for this it's not his fault the team are giving him logan's car

[gemsofthegalaxy]

I cant believe tho they actually came to an agreement, all three kids, even Shiv even when she was pissed.

And then Kendall. Goes behind Roman's back. To slander their dad. Because "it's what he would do" even though that's been his justification from day one and Logan NEVER respected his acting out against him even if it was what Logan would do, because the only thing he couldn't tolerate was being upstaged by his own children who he raised to be incompetent fucks

[lovebugism]

connor roy is the superior sibling and the only one who gives a fuck about the rest of his family. send tweet.

[paceywittergayboatman]

Gerri folks/havent seen the ep dont read sexual abuse trigger warning

As much I live for Logan slander the context of logan saying shes 100 and its fucking disgusting isn't like age shaming her

Logan is putting together that Roman has issues regarding like the way he acts sexually as in something is wrong in traumtic way and logan has know homegirl for 30 years and so hes connecting gerri with romans trauma

Gerri has know Roman since he a was a BABY like shes not some random woman roman met thats Logan's right hand man his work wife for 30 years thats having sexual interactions with Roman so when shes 100 years old its like she as old as me and shes known you as long as me

And he thinks its digusting because is he concluding gerri is the problem and that she traumtized him and shiv has problem with gerri to she's concerned about roman if your child had a werid relationship with coworker that knew him as a baby and your other child is distrurbed by that your not gonna take it lightly of course it's digusting

Like one thing about logan he doesn't let mo a known molester around his kids the one thing that man doesnt tolerate is sexual abuse or molestation happening to his kids

[reannabeth]

Okay, i understand that the Percy Jackson movies were horrible adaptations and we are all very disappointed- but LOGAN.

He is exactly how i imagine older Percy Jackson. A little shy and awkward, but down right badass when it comes down to business. Add a bit of sass and maybe have him wear green contacts and he would’ve been perfect for Heroes of Olympus.

He is the sole reason I watch those movies (and of course the iconic, get off my roof line).

So I will not tolerate Logan slander. Ever.

[jintard]

10) xiv) for Logince please :)

@justanotherpurplebutterfly

10) xiv) Logince

You pissed me off in class so I threw a book at your head and now I’m in detention and jesus fuck I hate you so much and the teacher made me apologize and wait you’re cuter up close and the way you talk is kind of nice actually oh fuck no.

Roman loved performing, no matter when, where or how. The world was his stage and he was the lead actor. He knew himself that he had been blessed with good looks, a good voice and a charismatic personality. He also had a vivid imagination and an artistic streak a mile wide. He was used to applause and compliments and a starry-eyed audience.

Perhaps this was why he felt so annoyed now.

“Incorrect yet again,” Logan, the class nerd interrupted Roman. “Alexander and Elizabeth got indeed married quickly, but the courtship lasted for over half a year at the very least. Three weeks would have been considered borderline scandalous.”

Roman was in the middle of a presentation, telling the wonderful story of his new favorite historical figure: Alexander Hamilton. Sure, he really had gotten most of his facts from the musical, but wasn’t it more romantic to think Alexander and Eliza got married in just three weeks? They were head-over-heels in love! But the nerd kept interrupting his presentation, ruining the whole story.

Roman still managed to reign in his temper and cleared his throat.

“As I was saying, after the wedding Alexander went right back to his war-efforts. After Charles Lee slandered Washington and Alexander took position as John Laurens second, Washington commanded him to return home to his wife-”

“Falsehood,” Logan’s monotone interrupted again. Some students snickered, and Roman felt his temper flare. “Hamilton resigned himself, as he was unhappy with-”

THWACK.

“Roman!” the teacher reprimanded.

“I just gave Calculator Watch something else to chew on…” Roman muttered. He did not feel any remorse. Logan was ridiculing him in front of the whole class and frankly, the book wasn’t even hardbacked. It was just a useful tool to shut the nerd up before Roman actually started screaming.

“Detention.”

Well, now Roman definitely wanted to scream.

***

“You better apologize properly, you hear me?” the teacher gave Roman a long hard look, and Roman gave a dramatic sigh but waved in agreement. The teacher went to fetch whatever teachers need for detention (god, Roman in detention, what was the world coming to?) and Roman turned back to the slowly emptying classroom. The nerd was packing up his books into his backpack. For a brief second Roman let his mind wander and tried to imagine why on earth the other boy needed 15 books, before he forced himself back into reality. Time to face the music.

He strode confidently over to Logan’s desk (you would never see Roman trudging or “just walking”) and cleared his throat. Logan looked up from his full-to-the-brim backpack (seriously, why so many books?) and raised an eyebrow.

“Here to throw another book?” he quipped. Roman narrowed his eyes for a brief second before closing them and exhaling slowly. No need to let the nerd get to him… again.

“I came to apologize. It wasn’t very… gentlemanly of me. I hope you won’t hold it against me?” he tried to sound as sincere as possible, thought honestly he was still feeling sore about the ridiculing.

Logan blinked in surprise.

“Oh.”

His hand came up to correct his glasses, and then stayed there awkwardly. Roman got the distinct feeling that the boy was not used to apologies. Or human contact. Actually, did the guy have friends?

“Um. Well, it was understandable,” Logan’s monotone now had a hint of uncertainty underneath. “I am not too… adept at picking up social cues. So, I understand that I might have done something… irritable to you. I too apologize.”

Roman stared at the usually eloquent boy fiddling with his glasses and stumbling over his words. Was it weird that he thought it was kind of cute? Actually, yes, yes it was. Logan was a nerd! And far from Roman’s ideal dreamy prince. He was skinny and lanky and parted his hair way too neatly and always wore that god-awful tie. And he always had his nose in a book. And he just rambled on and on and on…

“I know I tend to ramble facts and not many people tolerate it, let alone enjoy it. Your topic was interesting and as I have recently read a lot about the Revolutionary America it was hard not to correct you. I do however understand that my comments were uncalled for. I will do my best to refrain from correcting you in the future, though I recognize my own flaws well enough to know I might not always succeed. I hope it won’t irritate you too much, though I do understand if it do-”

“Do you want to get coffee sometime?” Roman blurted out.

Both boys blinked in surprise.

Where had that come from!? Why would he ask that? It felt like his brain had just shut down. Logan had kept talking and Roman couldn’t help staring at the faint freckles on his nose and the light reflecting in his eyes and suddenly his mouth was talking without his permission.

Logan’s cheeks pinked and he corrected his glasses again, and Roman knew he was royally screwed.

***

I hope I did the prompt justice! This is my first time ever posting anything I’ve written to the internet. I have a lot of stories I never had the courage to show anyone, but maybe through these prompts I’ll gain some confidence.

I wanted to try my hand at a oneshot, though I won’t be able to do the other requests until after my exams. It was a lot of fun!

[mattelektras]

hi jessie do you have elektra and daken headcanons?

of course i do and its fake that theyre not canon and that elektra hasnt met logan’s kids

he’d try the pheromones thing but he’d fail because when elektra had to fight kilgrave she literally just held her breath for the entire duration. and also she would know EXACTLY what he was up to. she’d just be like….. you’re logan’s son you’re like the weird nephew i didn’t ask for of course i don’t wanna sleep with you

she’d maybe try to defend logan to him and obviously that wouldnt go so well. theyd probs end up fighting but when she sees how Deeply Fucked Up he is and when he sees that she could kick his ass and deserves his respect… they would MAYBE put the sharp things away

theyd have some very interesting conversations imo because like.. elektra saved logan from his beserker side and taught him to repress it. and daken always talks about how he’s not logan because he’s smarter and less animal

the natural ‘do wrong by laura and i will shove your fancy claws up your ass’ talk. that bit in thor 2 where the warriors 3 tell loki theyre gonna kill him if he betrays thor??? that is everyone @ daken re: laura 

theyve both been dead twice and theyve both been incredibly dramatic about it. them being dramatic together would be too powerful 

daken would be pretty intrigued by all of the hand stuff. he probably knows a fair bit already even if just from logan. his natural approach would be hmm im gonna take over for power because thats what i do but idk i think he’d eventually see them for the threat they are that cant be controlled and theyd go on anti hand missions

‘‘daken meet elektra shes a very good friend’‘ ‘‘wow i cannot believe all these people that shower so regularly are friends with you’‘

at the end of the day tho she would absolutely not tolerate daken’s logan slander because he’s very important to her and he’s only ever done right by her so there would be a lot of arguments re: that. elektra knows logan’s a bit of a mess but the basis of their relationship is that they dont hold stuff against one another so she would be KNIFE EMOJI 

both have a connection to the mothers they never met and probabaly should have died whilst in the womb so there’d definitely be some understanding there?? more on elektra’s part i guess because daken has the emotional intelligence of a spoon when it comes to himself 

undercover missions w both of them in the most expensive designer clothing they could find. the hottest and most powerful murder team

theyre both pretentious and smart. elektra would start reading some deep philosophy book to kill the time and daken would arrive with opinions. both of them are literature snobs and neither will back down

disaster bisexuals that fool people into thinking theyre distinguished bisexuals

he’d play the matt card at some point to try and get under her skin but she’d just be like…. nice try do you really think you’re the first person to try that one

as much as she would be fighting logan’s corner i think she would also to some extent GET why he is the way he is??? like he tries to oppose himself to his father and not be his father and elektra has something like that too in a way. she tries to distance herself from matt and her past and neither of them really can no matter how hard they try. so that’d be an….. interesting topic. naturally she’d be the more reasonable one like “yeah we can’t get away from all that shit but we also don’t have to be tied down by it” “yeah i’m still gonna kill wolverine tho”

he’d bring up her daddy issues the SECOND he found out abt them and she’d just look him dead in the eyes like….. “bitch do you of all people want to talk about daddy issues” “…that’s fair”

if she explained what she did for logan re: getting him out of his beserker mess he’d probably get her to do the same for him in a way??? like as a contingency because he’s so anti being anything like his dad. she’d just teach him to chill the fuck out and think about things instead of being all anger and emotion because like he DOES think he thinks a lot he’s very smart but when certain buttons are pressed he becomes a huge dumbass and dedicates all of his functions towards murder. where elektra doesn’t have that like someone could roast her right to her face about everything that hurts her but no one would ever KNOW that it hurt and like i said he’s smart as fuck so he wouldnt turn down the opportunity to learn

she’d be like logan in that she’s not afraid to say anything to him like he thinks he’s great and brilliant and beautiful and he is but he’s also a lil dumb!!! and he’s been manipulated!!! and he would NOT like that at all. but it wouldn’t be in a particularly malicious way or just trying to get a rise out of him it’d be like “these are your issues i have the same ones but i know how to deal w them” and he’s logical and he might not like getting help but i think EVENTUALLY he’d be like…. ok lets see what you can do for me

TLDR on the surface i think theyd maybe a lil petty w sly digs at one another because flirting wouldnt work on her and threats wouldnt work on him so they’d be kind of at an impasse but ultimately they have more in common than either of them would think?? theyd HATE it but theyd grow to respect one another. begrudgingly