#logan proposal

[jakegyllenbaalz]

more deadpool and wolverine :3

[petrichora-art]

of course i'll redraw the scene with the dog and the phone, how could i not?

[mischievous-thunder]

It's a yes, Wade!

[captainmaxatx]

5’3” Logan: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Wade: punch me in the stomach and kiss me when I keel over!

Wade: Stab me!

Wade: kick me in the shin! Tackle me!

Vanessa: just ask him to lean down?!

[icarusredwings]

What the people of New York have to deal with:

Logan, running: I can't marry you, you're too good for me!

Wade, chasing him with an onion ring: What does that even mean!??

Logan: You're too nice to me!!

Wade, confused: I- I'll be less nice?!!

Logan: UGGH

[rano-nano5]

Bouquet💐

[painting-plural]

Can’t decide which ship you prefer?

Solution:

Polyamory!

Wade would love being squashed between Vic and Logan in bed, and I will not be hearing otherwise!

Wade would surprisingly be a good cook and would try cooking for Victor and Logan but only Logan would eat it--Victor choosing to hunt his food and eat it over a campfire or something.

Wade gets scary dog privileges. Scary dogs in question: Victor and Logan.

To Wade, Victor is Kitten and Logan is Peanut. To Victor, Logan is Runt and Wade is Little Freak or just Freak. Victor and Wade both are just Bub to Logan.

When Victor or Logan lose it and go feral, Wade does the stupid thing and calls out their names and throws their clothes at them--something he learned from certain fairytales that tell how to turn a werewolf back to normal--and what’s even stupider is that it confuses them and grounds them so much, it works.

[luvrloki]

“the fuck was that? BITCH you think that’s what i do?” he wasn’t playing any games that man was INSULTED

[nuggetpool-hi]

The proposal is so poolverine coded it has me dead I wanna do a comparison post so bad or like an AU ANYTHING JUST WATCH THE MOVIE THEIR DINAMYC IS SO AUGGGGGG

i actually have a couple screenshot redraws planned.... but like.... idk when Im gonna actually finish them BUT I DO NEED PEOPLE TO REALIZE THIS

Like SHES WEARING YELLOW CONSTANTLY LIKE GODDAMN

maybe I'm just delusional and reached the ultimate point of brainrot and cannot watch a piece of media without thinking of them but- I just hope someone in this world shares my vision please

Also do watch the proposal just because it's so funny I love it

[nbicat]

thinkin'.. 💍

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I didn't get to play the Act 3 update so this is how I'm coping until Nov 2nd :^) commissioned one of my favorite artists @ caacatte (ko-fi/etsy)!! They have such a wonderful style and are amazing to work with, I highly recommend! 🫶🏻

[felixcatton]

lorelai gilmore and logan huntzberger are the same character in different fonts and once you realize that, you also realize that logan is indeed not the luke to rory's lorelai, but instead, logan is the lorelai to rory's luke. in this essay i will

[24hrsoda]

i love “wade and vanessa realize they can’t be together but they’re happy as friends” and “wade is happy with logan, vanessa is happy with her new man”

but i would also like to propose that They Share Wade

maybe logan and vanessa aren’t a Thing but they grow to care about each other because they both love wade. they also make wade the Kiss Messenger.

vanessa kisses him once, for herself. and then kisses him again on the forehead and is like “that’s for logan. tell him i said hi.” and wade gets to skip alllll the way back home to logan to give him a fat smooch on the forehead and say “that’s from nessa. she says hi.”

and of course next time wade goes to see vanessa, logan’s gotta kiss him on the cheek and be like “that’s for vanessa. tell her i said hey.”

and of course wade thoroughly enjoys it.

[brainrotcharacters]

On one knee, Wade? Your voice sounds rough and sincere as you're promising something to him on one knee? Really?

[banneriscarried]

Chapters: 14/? Fandom: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson, Past Vanessa Carlysle/Wade Wilson - Relationship, Past Jean Grey/Logan/Scott Summers - Relationship Characters: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), Wade Wilson, Vanessa Carlysle, Dogpool | Mary Puppins (Deadpool Movies), Blind Al (Deadpool), Peter W. (Deadpool Movies), various minor/background characters, Mentioned X-Men Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Powers, Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Falling In Love, Enemies to Lovers, I think this counts?, Alternate Universe - The Proposal (2009) Fusion, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Short Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), Romantic Comedy, Attempt at Humor, Secretly Soft Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), like outwardly he's a massive asshole, but I promise that he's actually a sweetheart, he just doesn't want to admit it, unrequited pining, temporarily, does it count as unrequited if you don't even acknowledge it to yourself?, Mother Hen Wade Wilson, how is that not already a tag?, he radiates mother hen energy, but in the "I brought juice boxes on our murder spree so you don't get dehydrated" way, Protective Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), Fake/Pretend Relationship Summary:

“We’re getting married.”

 It wasn’t very often that Wade couldn’t find the words that fit a situation. There weren’t many sentences that he couldn’t turn into a joke, a pun, an innuendo, something to lighten the mood, to earn laughter or groans from whoever was unfortunate enough to be in the same room as him. The one thing Wade prided himself on above anything else, no matter how many people told him to shut up, was his motormouth.

 The same motormouth that was now silent.

 Get your special sock out nerds, it's happening. Deadpool & Wolverine Proposal AU. I really hope you like romcoms as much as I do, because this is gonna be an experience.

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[sig-nifier]

Poolverine marriage proposal fic?

Wade ducks his head into the crook of Logan’s neck, breaths long and deep. It’s warm in the space here, and his nightmare riddled, sleep-plagued mind thinks he’d quite like to move in. “Marry me?” He murmurs, lips pressed to the skin. Logan sighs. “Ask me properly.” - The one where Wade asks five times for Logan to marry him, and the one time Logan says yes.

here u go anon! soz it took a while and its a lil short but i hope u like it :)

[icarusredwings]

The Proposal except it's Logan running into the woods and only coming back when he realizes just how much he misses Wades stupid mouth.

"Where did your fiance go son?"

"Idk dad sometimes your fiance just runs off into the woods and dosnt come back for 2 weeks! Thats life!"

"Well your mother-"

"Here we go again about my mother-"

"Your MOTHER only stayed in the woods for 2 days!"

"Oooh concgrats your wife only stays for 2 days. Mine does it for two weeks. Were not the same!! And im NOT taking the family buisness!"

"GASSSPP"

And then Logan just awkwardly comes out of the woods with a dead rabbit in his mouth, takes it out, plops it in Wade's hands and then walks back to the house.

"Eww... your mother didnt do all that"

Wades just staring at this bloody half eaten rabbit with such awe and this is when he realizes its real. That he loves him. "Logans not mom. He's special... hes my special."

Eventually this rabbit will be made into a scarf for wade but for now hes gonna treasure it until it starts stinking up the house..