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[lingering-nomad]

Hi!! I don't know if you've found it yet but just in case - here's the link to the gale hair mod <3

nexusmods,com/baldursgate3/mods/3546

THANK YOUUUU 🙏🙌

[quackity1999]

[✉️ MAINTENANCE REPORT

FROM: [REDACTED]+mt@lnv.com

TO: cslime@lnv.com

cc: Foolish, Quackity, Sam

Attachment: 1 file]

Howdydoo, Mr. Slimecicle! Got another memo to pass it up the rung with ya, along with an apology 'bout the informality again 'cause the usual guy's out cold from another incident down in the Casino! Clumsy old dogs, safety last, reckon the team's due for another of Mr. Foolish's trainin' on workplace safety.

'thout further ado, here's the stuff we've been fiddlin' with and hammerin' back to shape:

- Cleaned up some blood and bullet holes in a Strip alleyway, some odd fellows were dukin' it out with flintlocks I heard.

- Some crook tried to run off with an ATM with a truck and a dream, but chickened out midway and the poor thing was layin' there all undignified in 8th St! We got it all covered, but I'm forwardin' a request to update the ATM security cams plus one unit repair order since the poor thing looks all sad and beat-up mucho-thank-you.

- It's gift-givin' season! Well, not really, but a quick little reminder from the postal office that there's a few packages out for Mr. President for when he's back from the business trip. And a few for the staff!

- Patched out some worryin' loose windows up in the Needle, reimbursement request for some glass windows up and attached in the email, if you'd kindly check 'em out.

- Order to re-tarmac the outer highways are done and out, but folks on the field would like to report that there's an odd tall fellow always poppin' by for a bother, if Security would kindly check that out.

Thats all for now!

Best regards,

[REDACTED], Maintenance Supervisor

TO: [REDACTED]+mt@lnv.com

CC: Foolish, Sam, Purpled, President Quackity

FROM: cslime@lnv.com

SUBJECT: Re: Maintenance Report

Howdy, Main-man!

I can ........ forward this to @ourpl3d from Las Nevadas! For the fancy shmancy security stuff. He does it super well. I have always loved his talent. Wow. :D

CHRISTMAS IS REALLY COMING! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT. I think Christmas is amazing. There's all these big decorations around Las Nevadas now, to hide all the dishonesty and tax fraud and the really unreliable ways in which this nation works, because all Quackity from Las Nevadas knows how to do is hide from what haunts him! Haha. I LOVE BAUBLES.

Sam from Las Nevadas might be sad about his ATM. I like sticking my arms in them. What a pity! I hope it can get fixed.

You are amazing at emails, too. I think you and I are best friends now.

Love ya! (In a professional way as always!)

Charlie Slimecicle, Also Known As Gunker 90000000000000. Crazy, right? Haha! When do I stop typi

[curi0uscreature]

* Something tells me these kids are gonna have nightmares, amerite? (Crickets)

[distinguished-slacker]

I am bored so until the new chapter drops let’s have some interaction (if I get lucky I might get some replies considering the OnS fandom here is dead😭) Tell me your…

Favourite coloured OnS art

Favourite character in general

Favourite human character

Favourite vampire character

Favourite demon character

Favourite weapon

Favourite chapter/scene

Something that you would have liked to have gone different or to have never happened

Something that you wish that happens in the story in the future

A hot take (if you have any)

[hourcat]

i would read entire VOLUMES on only fans pierre and obsessed charles my god those few paragraphs ruined me so very much

(continued.)

They meet for dinner for the very first time on a Friday night.

It's supposed to be casual, Charles knows--Pierre had reassured him that it wasn't some tier-specific privilege he was getting but an actual dinner because he wanted to, but it doesn't exactly mean that he's any less stressed about what to do. It's funny, in a twisted sort of way: Charles has gotten off harder to Pierre's content than he's gotten off to anything in his life. Pierre has talked him through a handjob, once came all over his phone for Charles to watch through FaceTime, and yet still he's nervous about...whatever is going to happen.

It's dinner, he reminds himself faintly. It's dinner with the man who singlehandedly got you through a god damn pandemic, but it's just dinner. He's been texting Pierre for months, now, anyway - if anything, it's almost a natural conclusion to make that this would be the next step. Dinner. A face-to-face conversation that's not over FaceTime or Zoom. Time together where Charles isn't paying to get off, although if he's really honest, he could do that just thinking about Pierre.

The restaurant is surprisingly busy by the time he arrives, dark jeans and the last clean white shirt he has before laundry day apparently compliant enough with the unspoken dress code. Everyone else is apparently just getting off of work too, which is at least one thing working in his favor. Their reservation is for 7, and he's still a few minutes early so maybe he can get the table for the both of them--

"Charles?" Pierre's voice is right behind him suddenly, and Charles freezes. It's the moment: where he's going to turn around and see Pierre for who he really is outside of his phone screen. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck.

"Hey," is what comes out first as he turns around, not even entirely sure what he's expecting because he doesn't really know a thing about who Pierre is, or how he dresses, or how tall he is...

But he's beautiful. Like, of course he's beautiful, he's an OnlyFans superstar, but it's more than that. He's wearing a navy button-down with several buttons undone, revealing something gold glinting against his chest, and his white jeans are form-fitting enough that Charles can tell he works out. They're about eye level--Pierre is maybe an inch shorter than he is, but it's nothing he's really concerned about because his smile is crooked and familiar and so much better at life-size than it is on his phone.

"Hi," Pierre greets him back, and doesn't hesitate in leaning in to press a chaste-but-lingering kiss to both of his cheeks. When he pulls away, his grin widens. "You're early."

Charles' brain stops. "I--" he looks around, swallows thickly. "You're here, too, so doesn't that mean you're earlier?"

Pierre laughs. "Baby, I've been here for half an hour. I didn't want to be late like I always am, so..." he bows a little, gestures towards the other side of the restaurant. "I got our table, so if you'll just follow me." He winks the way he does after he makes Charles...

No, no. That is not what they're here for tonight. "Yeah," Charles laughs nervously, shoving his hands in his pockets and shuffling after his date, who's apparently familiar enough with the restaurant to wave at some of the servers he's passing by. Pierre has always been a great chatter whenever he's on with Charles, so it's not really a surprise to see that he's even more in his element when out in public, but it...makes his stomach twist a little from some uncontrollable nerves.

"Do you take all your top subscribers here," Charles jokes as he slides into the booth seat opposite Pierre. The comment earns him a raised brow and a mouth that's gone from a smirk to a thin line. Ah, jesus. "I mean--the staff, you were talking to--I'm sorry, that was--"

"It's fine," Pierre interrupts softly, reaching across to...cover Charles' hand with his own. "I used to work here ages ago before I started my, ah, on-screen career." He shrugs. "There are still some people I used to know from when I was seventeen and desperate for money in the back of this place washing dishes." Then, as he squeezes Charles' hand, he continues, "and no, Charles. I don't take my top subscribers anywhere. This is only for you." The smile returns to his face, one that's softer and less teasing and more...earnest in a way that makes Charles' chest tight.

Maybe Pierre is just good at acting. Maybe he tells this to everyone he brings out, but Charles finds that he doesn't care. Not right now, anyway. Not when Pierre's hand is so warm and comforting resting on top of his own, gentle like this is more than just their first in-person date.

[coffeeworldsasaki]

Never forgetting the girl that openly criticized me for studying German when she learned japanese because of the Nazism thing, it's been more than 6 years but I can't forget how confused I felt for a couple minutes

[midnightfire830]

Hey i wanna ask if you believe in the theory that Six let Mono fall because of the music box that he broke to free Six or you believe in the theory where Six saw Mono's eyes and knew he was Thin Man

Interesting question!!!!!

I personally think that it was a mixture of a few things. I dont think it was because of the music box, I think the box in the game served more over as some kind of symbolism for Six. I’m not sure what exactly that symbolism is, wether it be something like her trust or her innocence or something like that. I don’t really know.

What I do think happened, and I implemented this theory into my Little Nightmares AU, is that she betrayed him for 3 reasons: 1) At first she intended their relationship would be short term. She only stuck around bc she needed the help. 2) She’s kind of a lone wolf and believed that Mono would only hold her back and she’d be better off alone. And 3) She realized that Mono was the Thin Man and thought that, IDK, he was too dangerous, or someday he was gonna turn on her.

Thanks so much for the question!!!! I hope that answered it!!

❤️❤️❤️

[marciliedonato]

Ls dunes gaslight gatekeep girlboss era (derogatory)

[faithscore]

(( strawbebby cheecake cup solve every issue. Yes :>

[purrincess-chat]

People in this fandom really be like "Oh no we're not salting on Adrienette/Marinette, we're coming up with worst-case scenarios just for fun and then expecting them to happen in canon. The fact that we're the same people who used to whine about canon "killing off ladynoir" for months and that the funny break-up/cheating scenarios are always about Adrienette is just a coincidence, it's totally unrelated, no no you don't understand, it's different. We don't want Adrienette to break up for real, nobody wants it, but a breakup would be beneficial for them, so we'll be holding our breath.". ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As someone who was both around for the great Chameleon salt wars as well as a participant in them, at least the salters back then could admit that we were salty and owned up to it. We called shit writing way back then and people were like "no, the writing is great you guys are just so picky and don't understand the show" and now that canon has done something they don't like they're doing the same shit but insisting they're different and better 😂 like nah, babes, yall are salty. Say it with your chest.

And like I'm not immensely pleased with the ending of s5, but Adrinette is not what went wrong last season. Adrinette was one of the only good parts of the latter half of s5. I still hold that their development in s5 was good, and I appreciate how they handled their relationship with going slow and building trust and understanding. Everything that happened with Gabriel that whole season is what was wrong with s5. But we don't see anyone talking about that shit. Everything is Adrinettes fault, or more specifically, Marinette's fault, and she needs to be punished and get dumped by the boy of her dreams so she can run into his arms again in a cat suit for comfort. That's not likely to fuck either of them up when a reveal happens. How could it? 🤡

Point blank, if yall are actively rooting for an Adrinette breakup solely bc you want LN to get together or want Marinette to be punished for keeping secrets, yall are salty. Own it.

[blurglesmurfklaine]

Apparently I started and finished reading Little Numbers on August 20th, 2012, so I will be celebrating that by texting random numbers that a dog threw up on me come august of this year

[lingering-nomad]

hi! sorry if this message is a bother! but my memory is in tatters and i wanted to make sure. did you write bg3 fic back when the game was in early access? i know there was stuff i really liked on your profile but i can't seem to find it anywhere... (also gonna take this opportunity to say i continue to love your hawke a lot, ok). thanks for reading! cheers and have a good day!

Hi there, thank you so much 🥹🙏I didn't think anyone read those, lol. Yes, I did write EA BG3 fic with Astarion and my drow, Szordryn. I took them down due to a deeply unpleasant fandom experience, but I am working on an updated version. I will share the link when I post 💖

And thank you so much for saying nice things about my Hawke. He was my top fave oc for a decade until BG3 came along and he'll always be dear to me. It means everything to know people like him.

[quackity1999]

[ OOC: "well you're more sKILLFULL with that so i was just WONDERINGGG! :3" quackity shut the fuck up what is that TONE ]

[autobahnmp3]

i like most of my co-workers but ofc theres always one older woman who thinks you're dumb as a rock bc you don't know how to do smth for the first time ever.......

[forabeatofadrum]

@boyinjeans​ I LOVE writing this textfic. It is so silly, but with some ✨serious stuff✨ in it. Basically, this is for the @carryonprompts​ fest, which, yes, I know, that was October, so I cannot take full credit. Someone prompted a meet awkward with person A (Simon) accidentally sending a photo of himself, naked, with a human-sized fish lying on top of him to person B (Baz) and it made me laugh so hard. This is also why Simon is saved as Simon 🐟 in Baz’s mobile.

I only forgot how terrible it is to format a text fic. I see your tags @larkral​ I will come back to that!!!

If you wanna read more snippets, you can find some here. You gotta scroll back to November 2022 though.

[hourcat]

sorry if this is too nsfw but i want to eat charles out. i Think that would be a life changing experience. sorry for letting the intrusive thoughts win by sharing this. feel free to ignore

pierre you can just text him