#lmaoooo i love this

[oldmanenjoyer]

Could you imagine… Gustavo teasing Peppino about his ”””secret””” crush

“Oh,” Gustavo notes, his tone airy and noncommittal, but Peppino tenses anyway, “look who’s-a coming, Peppino.”

The bell over the door rings, and in you walk, smiling and greeting the boys with your sweet voice. Peppino trembles, clutching his broom so tight the wooden handle groans in soft protest. You hop up to the counter, and Gus is there to greet you in return, as Peppino is struggling to remember how to breathe.

“Ciao.” He greets, returning your smile. “The usual, yes?”

“Yes, please!” You say with a nod. Peppino creeps towards the kitchen doors, but he’s paralyzed by your eyes. “You guys are the best in the business!”

Peppino practically dashes into the kitchen once you look back to Gus, money ready. Moments later, Gus strolls in with a small smile, watching Peppino work painstakingly hard on making your pizza.

“They-a will enjoy-a it no matter what.” Gus says.

“It-a needs to be perfect!” Peppino argues, being extra careful with the placement of the toppings. They need to be evenly spaced, enough but not too many. . .

“It’s-a hard to watch you be-a so pathetically in love.” Gus drawls. Peppino’s whole body goes rigid and red, not that it stops him from shooting a glare at his partner. “You should say-a something.”

“No!” Peppino snaps, fumbling your perfect pie into the oven.

“Maybe I will say-a something, then.”

“YOU-A WILL NOT!”

“Why-a not? You’re-a too chicken to-”

“GUSTAVO!!!”

From your table in the dining room, you sip on your soda and chuckle to yourself. You’ll have to thank Gus for encouraging poor Peppino later.

[anetesenpai]

Imagine tending to this idiot I'd quit lmao

[doctorsiren]

Evil Ford!! This is specifically if he were to take Bill’s offer to join him during Weirdmageddon :)

His design is based around themes of cryptids (mothman specifically), eldritch horror, cults, and evil science and I’m very happy with the result! Under the cut will have the WIPS + the designs with my notes and choices (thank you to dadskall for being my brainstorming buddies on this hehe)

[a-fangirltrash]

Do u guys think that Fiddleford sometimes accidentaly called Stanford darling, sweetheart and love because he kept mistaking him with his wife hahahah.... and that he was so sleep deprived once that this happened....

Yeah this is canon in my head like this would totally happen, he's not beating the cheating allegations

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

The "Travelling Consultant" as his job 💀🙏 I bet he gets asked that by a lot of people around him (As much as he wants to stay away from people, people are people), and he only answers "I travel a lot, yeah. Travelling Consultant."

And the "🚬 Nah, not for me" -> does this mean that contrary to popular belief, Ghost doesn't smoke?? 👀👀

or does it mean he doesn't do drugs (eg. Weed) in general? I mean if we want to mix in the og ghost story in here, him having a bad taste with any kinds of drug (including cigarettes, in that matter) would understandably make sense + smoking is bad for your lungs, kids + he takes care of his own body for his line of work that includes lots of running.

There was actually an article from Activision blizzard themselves where they listed a couple of facts about Ghost, here's the link if anyone's interested!

https://activisionblizzard.substack.com/p/call-of-duty-ghost-valentine

So he's a eligible bachelor huh? What are you waiting for ladies?? 😂😂

HOLD UP! WHAAAAt?? How did i miss thisss and from official activision blizzard blog too? omgg! (i don't do valentine.. maybe that's why >:))

HELLOO!?? ANYONE? Halp? He socially drinks a whisky? what now? What does that mean? We can find him in a bar? What do some of these emoticons even meann And is that lifting emoji meaning he is much in the gym(at home) or much in the field? Both? heh. ‍🎓Hard Knocks U ?? "Love a bad joke at a bad time" *love this* ".. and learning how to trust." *sob* I LOVE IT! Thank you for this :D " So he's a eligible bachelor huh? What are you waiting for ladies?? 😂😂" Bwhahaha XD Ghost you better runn

[creativity-deficient]

Tweek canonically being a grandpa when it comes to the internet/texting

[willowser]

your little angel of a son inherits katsuki's bad temper, and it manifests in his terrible fours.

there's an awful little shriek that echoes throughout the house and katsuki is on his feet and halfway to the living room before his eyes are even open—but the only danger awaiting him there is a pouty little brat.

his son is sitting amidst a swarm of toys that have been strewn about haphazardly, and his arms are crossed and big fat tears are in his eyes and he looks mad as all hell. you do, too, sitting across from him with a deep frown, holding the ripped page of a book from his little shelf.

"no sir," you warn, "we do not treat our things this way."

you incite a meltdown.

katsuki feels his own temper flaring—half from shock and awe at his little mini-me and also from the exhaustion wearing him thin—when your son kicks his legs out in a burst of rage, letting out another little shriek of anger. your cheeks puff up, wearing the same furious expression, and at the hiss of his name, the little brat jumps to his feet and snatches a toy truck nearby and launches it across the room.

"oi!"

your son's attention snaps to katsuki, startled, losing a hint of anger as he pouts at the floor.

"what'd she just tell you?" and when he gets no response, katsuki prods with a, "hah? answer me."

but the little boy only stamps his little feet and grunts out a furious, wordless sound that has katsuki's lip curling. you let out a heavy sigh, shaking your head at him before frowning down at the torn page in your hands, and then katsuki is planting a hand on the back of his son's head and steering him towards the front door.

"time to take a walk."

the boy goes, even though his arms are crossed and his eyes are downcast. he only resists once, as katsuki tries to shove his little feet into his shoes.

"i don't wanna." he mumbles, face scrunched and wet before promptly looking away.

"i didn't ask."

"hmm!"

katsuki has to resist the urge to pinch his own son.

they get out the door eventually, and the little boy stomps along for the most part, no longer needing a guiding hand on the back of his head once they get around the block a time or two. neither of them say anything.

fatherhood has taught katsuki a lot of things, which was expected, but the one thing that's surprised him is—he's learned all the things he doesn't want his son to be.

the first of them being angry. not the way katsuki was, mean and selfish, throughout his childhood; hateful and careless, in his teens; shut off and simmering, even now.

he waits until the tension has melted off his little shoulders, until his little face has dried and evened out. his arms swing at his sides, occasionally coming up to wipe his snot with the back of his hand, and he eyes the few wildflowers they pass with a little hum and a small smile.

katsuki tugs once on his ear, frowning down at the little brat when he peeks up at him. "that how you're supposed to treat your mama?"

he doesn't answer at first, leaning his head all the way back and clicking his tongue against the roof of his mouth, until katsuki stops walking. "no, sir."

"how you s'posed to treat her?"

"with love."

"how you s'posed to treat your toys?"

"with care."

"uh-huh," katsuki squishes his son's cheeks in his hand, shaking his head lightly from side to side until he starts giggling. "that how you acted today?"

"no, sir."

"that how y'r gonna act again?"

"no, sir."

"okay," katsuki murmurs, nodding once before letting him free. the little boy bounces on his feet and sucks on his lip, grinning when his tummy is pinched. "now pick those for your mama."

and he does, carefully plucking a small handful of flowers from the grass as they make their way back home, and just before he runs up the steps to the house, katsuki's little angel of a son hands him the biggest one.

[assiraphales]

zoro is so funny in the anime he’s like sure I’ll follow this crazy kid and be the first mate for his non existent pirate crew on his dinghy. would get lost in his own house if he had one. jeers his opponents with his mouth full (his sword. v impolite). has a dry sense of humor but is somehow compatible w luffy’s (telling the kids that they’re cannibals and ate usopp). was actively bleeding out and said “I just need a nap” and passed out in the street. yells about everything. loves his crew but threatens to kill them daily

[autiacorart]

You can't wake up, this is not a dream You're part of a machine, you are not a human being

[callsthefaithful]

quick sketch of these 2 from @celestialalpacaron's delightful overlord au

wip but i dont trust myself to finish stuff and i like the sketch well enough so <3

[deathberi]

FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH (2024) ↳ Cloud and Aerith Gondola Couple Time ➤ Gold Saucer

[demonic0angel]

Just Give Up… (click for clarity)

Part two of this idea

I’m completely obsessed with the idea of Damian becoming Jazz’s child for some reason, so expect more stuff with them as a duo.

Image description below:

Panel 1 has Jazz and Dick across from each other, with Damian in the middle. Damian is shyly showing off his A+ grades, while Jazz and Dick are visibly gushing over him with happy flowers all around.

Panel 2 has Bruce’s disgruntled face. A visual flower (not real) hits him and then bounces off.

Bruce: So… when am I going to have my son back?

Panel 3 has Jazz, Damian, and Dick’s angry and pissed expressions as they glare at Bruce. The visual flowers (still not real) are dying.

Dick: …. Say that again?

Panel 4 has Bruce looking shocked while Tim and Alfred side eye him in concern, slightly out of the panel.

Panel 5 then has Bruce looking dejected and sad, while Alfred and Tim awkwardly comfort him.

Bruce: … nevermind…

Tim: just hang in there, B

Alfred: there there, sir

[tsuutarr]

You were worried that your move to the countryside would be difficult, but your new farmer neighbor is just so kind. He’s always helping you out around the house and knows exactly when you’re in trouble to the point that you’re pretty sure he has a sixth sense (or cameras around your house, but he’s too sweet to do that). In fact, he’s just so sweet that he gives you plenty of tasty things to eat every week – his homemade meals are delicious, filled with love and something else. 

Cream soup, cream pasta, cream puffs… not to mention the creamy milk from his farm – they’re all just so tasty! You’ve asked him for recipes before, but he only winked and said, “Family secret,” with a smile.

Still, you can’t be too disgruntled, not when he’s always treating you so well. “This is delicious!” you say one day, eating one of the éclairs he’s gifted you. “Seriously, how do you cook so well?”

“Experience,” he chuckles, using his thumb to brush some custard cream off of your face. Gently, he presses his thumb to your lips, a small smile on his face. “Now, it’s not nice to waste food, yeah?”

You instinctively lick the cream off of his thumb, making his eyes darken despite his lingering smile.

“Next time, Sugar, y’should come over to my house – I’ll make sure you leave all full and satiated.”

Eagerly, you nod. You can hardly resist his invitation – not when his food is so, so good.

And maybe, this time, you’ll finally get to see what makes him such a great cook.

[ofswordsandpens]

actually I also wanna talk about the part where Percy convinces Bob to kill Hyperion because even though Percy never says anything outright sinister, the way he handles the entire situation with such cool ease, playing on Bob’s emotions... its so insane???

Because Annabeth’s reaction to the three of them encountering Hyperion reforming is: “oh this is bad we need to get out of here” She knows if Bob remembers himself, that it's not going to play out well for Percy and her. She also thinks about how they're being pursued and don't have a lot of time. Her solution to the problem, seemingly, is to leave.

But Percy's solution is to work the situation to his advantage. He re-affirms Bob's loyalty to him:

Percy then re-establishes Bob's moral code: "Some monsters are good. Some are bad. This Titan is bad. He tried to kill me and a lot of people. He's not good like you are."

And it ends with Percy leaving the choice of whatever to do with Hyperion to Bob but of course, is it really what Bob chose to do? Bob decides to kill Hyperion. It's not what he may have done, if Percy hadn't intervened. But it's exactly what Percy was oh-so-sweetly leading Bob to do.

And listen, I'm not claiming that it was exactly morally bankrupt of Percy to take advantage of a once-evil titan who could get him and his girlfriend through hell in one piece. Percy, Annabeth, they manipulate monsters and enemies all the time. Annabeth ended the previous book with manipulating Arachne into weaving her own web. So it's not exactly like she's against using manipulative tactics, in theory.

But Bob, at this point, is not just some monster. He is so painfully sincere in his belief in Percy and their friendship, so yes, it does feel a bit sinister whenever Percy uses Bob... and he really uses Bob.

And I think what makes the scene so unsettling, it isn't just that Percy manipulated Bob, its how well Percy manipulated him. He manipulates Bob so well that Percy doesn't even have to kill Hyperion... because Bob does it for him. He manipulates Bob so well, that Annabeth couldn't tell if Percy was purposefully trying to manipulate the situation. (Newsflash, he most definitely was). Like holy shit.

[payidaresque]

Requested by Anonymus ❤️

[willowser]

i don't think bakugou is that kind of useless dad that can't do anything without you helping him, but i do like the idea of him being a slightly frazzled new-ish dad 🥺

katsuki decides to take the baby with him on his run to the grocery store because you deserve a break, however small, and everything is fine, honestly, like. he can handle it.

but he is standing in line to checkout and there is drool on his shirt and his hair is a little messed up and sticky from being tugged on and he's got his items in one hand and baby on his hip.

your little girl has entered into that phase where she just likes hearing herself make noise, so she's clapping her hands together and just babbling, sometimes too loud, so loud that it attracts attention.

and katsuki is sort of bouncing her a little bit to keep her from getting squirmy, mumbling, "yeah, dah dah dah dah, i know," right to her ears only, giving curt nods to any of the older ladies in the store that coo over the sight of them.