NB | 32 | I laugh too much at my own jokes | Deeply in the OP pit
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anyone ever: from the get-go
me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…
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Au fucking revoir Mister Prince
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we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf
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thinking about the ethics of prophecy and its role as a narrative tool of coercion and control again
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always abide by the golden rule of fandom. talk shit in private and ignore things you dont like in public.
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sometimes u listen to some pop song from 2010 and realize oh my younger self is still in here
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shoutout to slow growers, late bloomers, people whose plans got derailed by circumstances beyond their control or their own choices, people who never had a plan to begin with, people who have had to start over when theyre too old to feel like theyre supposed to be where they are, people who cant pretend theyre built for the environment theyre in, and everyone who's not living the life they thought they would. im proud of you for making it this far and i hope you keep going until youre happy ♡
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How to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses
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who up dinking they oiter
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The people who consider abortion to be murder would be so upset to learn that throughout most of human history, the alternative to abortion and birth control was actually infanticide and not just having the baby and raising it. Especially in times of immense stress and reduced resources. Murdering babies was a thing humans and our ancestors did for thousands of years to ensure the survival of the species. Abortion and birth control has enabled us to live in a much gentler society.
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