#lmao poor nathan
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(Nathan's hands have been glued to his butt)
Max: Er, Nathan. Why are you touching your butt? That's pretty weird.
Nathan: I can't help it!
Max: Okay, that's really weird.
(Max walks away)
Nathan: No, wait, you don't understand!
(David walks up.)
David: Grabbing your butt? That's not very ladylike.
Nathan: I'm not a lady!
David: Oh.
David: Whatever.
(David walks away)
Nathan: Augh, this is getting frustrating!
(Chloe, the one who glued Nathan's hands to his but while he was asleep, walks up)
Chloe: Oh! Nathan. Fancy seeing you here! And uncontrollably grabbing your own butt, I see. Oh, don't let me get in the way. Carry on!
(Chloe snickers and walks away.)
(Jefferson walks by without stopping.)
Mr. Jefferson: 'Attaboy, Nathan.
Nathan: Hey, where are you going? You have any solvent? Or Goof Off? Or Didi Seven? Somebody get my hands off my butt!
#submission#lmao poor nathan#hopefully this means his hands are glued to his pants not hus actual butt#but i'm not gonna keep my hopes up#thanks for the submission!!!#nathan prescott#max caulfield#david madsen#chloe price#mr. jefferson#mr. jeffershit#life is memes#life is strange#incorrect quotes#source: Strong Bad Email 28: '1 step ahead'
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i'm gonna say it--
i love the new noir~<3
#he's precious#lmao#black noir#the boys amazon#the boys#yes#black noir ii#black noir 2#it's the same actor#nathan mitchell#so of course i love him#mute or unmute#his performance is so delightful#the boys season 4#the boys spoilers#i wonder if he's actually narcoleptic#apparently the nut allergy is real poor baby</3#love him
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Never gonna be over how unutterably pathetic and in dire need of ANY kind of companionship or friendship that doesn't revolve around their band the entirety of dethklok are. I love these horrible idiots who are so devoid of any real connections outside of themselves that they will latch onto anyone unfortunate enough to get too close to any one of them! And GOD help anyone they latch onto!!
#jay talkin#metalocalypse#im thinking about the doubles episode where they just seem genuinely happy to have 'friends'#who arent like. industry people. these men are so starved of any kind of connection#and it takes them four seasons a rock opera and a movie to realise they can find that in each other lmao#also thinking about how quickly any of them bond and become really intense abt anyone in their life#aka: NATHAN TOWARDS ABIGAIL. oh dear poor abigail oh dear#but also toki to damn near anyone and this goes for the entire band tbh as well they all do this at least once#and yeah its mainly cuz 10min eps mean u gotta progress stuff fast#but also holy shit. charles these boys want friends so bad u gotta set em up on playdates or smth#maybe it'd get some of their dumb stupid idiot energy out and they'd be better behaved. well. no they wldnt but... u can dream#i do think theres smth to be said that yeah all of dethklok are cool theyre metal superstars they r good at what they do#theyre also fucking prophesised saviours too and theyre also incredibly dangerous idiots and terrible ppl#but never forget that they are also. so so SO pathetic and isolated and dysfunctional#these men have not lived in the real world in decades and are disconnected and unsocial and spoilt and u can see that this does impact#the way they interact w the world! they need like. anything other than the band in their lives hah. they do need to pal around#im glad they find that in each other eventually!!#i dont want 2 sound like im babying them or infantilising them these r grown asshole idiot men but like. listen these shitheards r lonelyyy#everyone in their lives is like. assigned to be there and is set as beneath them in a class and workbased system#they dont rlly have ppl who r just there cuz they like em. outside of fans. and fans arent rlly a real connection yknow#their only connections come via work networking sex and violence and worship baby!!!! its fucked up!
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#merwin 100%#at least for me stan is like a love to hate kind of character#he's supposed to be unlikable and the fact that everyone hates him just shows that they did a good job of portraying exactly the kind of#character he's supposed to be#meanwhile merwin just makes everything super uncomfortable and cant say a single thing without being sexist#and he's still like treated as a friend and member of the team#he only exists to objectify women and potentially screw over poor salim (unintentionally of course)#but yeah anyways let's see who's the most hated lmao#supermassive games#house of ashes#the casting of frank stone#nathan merwin#bruno stanford iii#if those even are their names#i cannot express how much i hate having to tag stans full fucking name 😭
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Chap 331
Only then did Kishiar smile again. The merchant, startled by the sensation that disappeared as quickly as a mirage, hurriedly disappeared into the back of the shop.
"...Are you planning on going there right away?"
"Of course."
Kishiar lightly answered Yuder's question.
"That's because I want to give a very special gift to my lover right now."
"..."
Unknowingly, Yuder once again shifted his gaze slightly. The gaze of Nathan Zuckerman was intensely hot.
Nathan knows whats up
#Nathan was third wheeling the whole chapter lmfao#knowingly or unknowingly..that remains to be seen#poor guy lmao#turning#turning novel
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HEY GUYS I THINK THE SAME GUY HAS BEEN IN AN EPISODE OF NATHAN FOR YOU & MICHAEL VSAUCE'S MIND FIELD
#WERE WATCHING NATHAN RN N WESLEY RECOGNIZED HIM WERE LOSING OUR MINDS#you cant fucking do shit in la without haing an experiment done to you thats crazy#BOTH EPISODES CAME OUT IN THE SAME YEAR TOO POOR GUY LMAO
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J: how’s your grandpa? N: who cares J: 🤦♂️ N: ugh hes perfectly fine J: that’s good, right? N: absolutely not J: why? N: y do u think im stuck here? J: but… like it’s better than him being dead right? N: I was fine with him being dead its not like i remembered him J: I don’t think you’re supposed to say stuff like that 😩 N: sorry next time ill lie 2 u J: … N: jussayin. N: Were only here cause Elaine wants to change his mind about the inheritance J: I’m sure that’s not the only reason...
#arkhelios#sims stories#sims 2#sims 2 stories#sims 2 gameplay#ts2#my posts#Arkh Ch5#Nathan Chun#Jorah Durant#Nathan is definitely totally fine and not at all unhinged#:') jorah has to put up with his ass all the time lmao poor boy#(in other news#he is my son and I love him)#I will be laughing about Jorah's name forever here btw#I think I'm hilarious
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A Rose Under The Moon
Moon Knight System (Marc/Steven/Jake) x Fem!Reader
TW/CW: None really, chit-chat between some gal pals, some implied bi/pan reader.
A/N: Never fear, best gal Layla is here! Also the Hippo-Mama!
And I totes recommend reading the Hobby Headcanons that @my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction wrote on the boys! I plan on implementing them all! (Also read all their other things, their Nathan Bateman shit is *insert Paccha meme here*) I need to read up on American football because frankly I have no clue how sports worked since I played soccer and baseball as a kid, before I write about Marc's lest I sound like some plebeian who's guessing everything lmao
Taglist: @bad4amficideas @my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction @shirukitsune @lokisremainingsanity
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Chapter 5:
Old Friends
You were minding your own business, cleaning up the mess of tossed books that a couple was oh so kind enough to allow their child to scatter.
You hoped you'd never see them again. While they sat at the nook, sipping coffee and eating the muffins, their child was running around, causing havoc and destroying your beautiful, well-organized shop. Oh, your poor shop…
The couple weren't happy when you charged them for the books their son had ripped up and destroyed beyond salvage, the books he colored in.
Yeah, you really hoped they would never come back.
You looked at your burned hand with a frown. It had been a few days since you hurt yourself, and while painful, the burn wasn't actually that bad. Some aloe, some ice… And it started to clear up after the first day, the blisters receding quickly. You flexed your fingers and tilted your head, curiously wondering if your soulmate could feel the burns, as well. When the thought crossed your mind, you pulled up your sleeve and looked at the mark on your wrist, checking to see which moon would be full today.
The bottom right one. It had been that one a lot, lately.
The bell to the front door dinged, and you straightened up, mentally preparing yourself for the forced smile you were going to have to put on, now.
You cleared your throat and spun around, broom in hand, looking at the woman who just walked in.
She was beautiful. Her tanned skin complimenting her dark eyes and mass of wavy curls. She smiled at you, a bit more genuine.
"Oh! Hello, welcome to Here Today Books." You say politely. "Can I help you?"
"You look like you need it more, sister." She sighed, smiling sympathetically, nodding to the pile of ruined books you now had to put into recycling. Her accent was… it wasn't American, like yours. It sounded similar, but her words had some kind of twinge to them.
"Ah, yeah… a couple and their lovely child were my most recent patrons." You joke dryly.
"Ah, a little tornado, huh?" She snorted, shaking her head.
"Yep. For sure." You sigh, giving her a new, more genuine smile. "Now, were you looking for anything in particular today?"
"Oh, actually, a friend told me about this place, and I was curious." She mused.
That… took you by surprise. People actually talk about your store? Like, as in tell other people about it? This was news, for sure.
"O-oh?" You blink.
"Yeah, he said you made good muffins and tea. I'm more of a coffee fan in the morning, myself, though. Tea is more of a night thing." She chuckled.
You tilt your head at her, gears in your brain whirling.
"Are you friends with Steven Grant, by any chance?" You ask.
She laughs. "Yes! I'm Layla. Layla el Faouly." She holds out her hand for you to shake, and you, without thinking, extend your healing hand.
She shakes it gingerly, her eyes focused on the rosy skin like it was the most interesting thing in the world.
"That… looks like it hurt." She said.
"Oh, this? I was just dumb and grabbed a hot pan without thinking." You said, examining your hand casually.
"Oh… Yeah, that's not good for you, y'know?" Layla joked softly.
"Yeah, not the worst pains I've ever had, trust me." You reply. "Now, uh… are you looking for a book? Or after some of the coffee? Or my muffins?"
"Oh! I think I'll just explore a bit, if that's all right with you." Layla said with a nod.
"Oh, I don't mind! If you need anything, just holler!" You wave at her as she disappears into the shelves.
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"You saw it?" Layla muttered softly to herself; or more accurately, to the giant hippo-woman clad in gold and jewels standing next to her, only visible to her eyes.
"Yes, yes I did. Didn't Marc mention that he had phantom pains in that same hand?" Taweret chuckled.
"Yeah. I mean… It could be coincidence, but…"
"You should talk to her. The poor dear looks dreadfully lonely." Taweret sighed, looking even more gargantuan as she peers at the contents of the shelves pressing down around her, her cute little ears flickering back and forth.
She picked up a book on psychology, finding it suddenly terribly interesting, her eyes widening as she scans the pages faster than a human ever could.
"I will. If we're right about our assumption, then, maybe we can… I don't know…"
"Play matchmaker?" Taweret giggles.
Layla softly smiles, not paying attention to the open book in her hands as she chuckles.
"Yeah. We can play matchmaker."
"Oh, let's just see how this plays out first, m'love?" The goddess giggled.
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Layla wanders to the front of the store, two hardback romance novels in her hands and you smile as you restock some old sci-fi novels into your discount rack.
They were the kind of romance novels with the covers reminiscent of oil paintings, the pretty ones. Not the stupid photoshopped ones that are being printed nowadays.
"Find something you like?" You chuckle.
She waves the books with a wide grin, "I've actually been looking for these copies for ages. At one of the places I was working, some jerk stole them from my locker."
"Oh gods, that is horrible!" You gasp. Why would anyone steal books?! At most, those particular novels, even new, only went for a few pounds!
"I know, right! They were autographed and everything!" Layla groaned.
You felt even more offended on her behalf. If those books were autographed and authentic, they would go for actually a decent sum for a collector online...
"That's even worse than just stealing a regular copy!" You clucked.
Layla wiggled the books in her hands. "But, hey! You have hardback copies, and in very good condition. Mine were old, beat up paperbacks!"
"Well, I'm more than happy that you found them!" You grinned widely.
Layla tilted her head to the left slightly, like she had heard something from behind her, and then she looked right at you, eyeing you up and down briefly, as if she were thinking.
You quirked an eyebrow at her in concern.
"Is everything all right?" You ask.
"Hm? Oh! Yes, yes I'm okay! I just have this... thing. The ringing in my ears?" She coughs, abashed.
"Oh! You have tinnitus? I have a booklet or two on medical things that might have something in it for you if you'd like." You chirp helpfully.
Layla put her hand up, chuckling as she declined politely. "Thank you, but no, I'll be okay. It's not constant or anything like that, it's just that I got off a plane the other day and my ears popped and haven't righted themselves yet.."
"Ooooh..." You nod in understanding. "Where'd you fly in from, if you don't mind my asking?"
She smiled. "Cairo."
"That's the accent!" You gasp in realization, pointing at her.
Layla laughed when you blushed and apologized for the outburst.
"It's fine, and yes! How'd you guess?"
"I used to have an exchange student, he would come in here and buy books for his college courses all the time! He was born and raised just outside Cairo." You chuckle.
"Ohh! Interesting." Layla hummed, looking at the books in her hands.
"Hm... you mentioned you had a menu of sorts?"
"Sure!" You lead her over to one of the nooks, and hand her the laminated mini menu you had available.
Her eyebrows raised, impressed at the various items you had available.
"Oh! This is actually nice..."
"Yep! Most of it is made to order by me, so some of it'll take a bit to bake." You grin proudly.
"Oh... well in that case, is it okay if I ask you to keep me some company? If you're not busy? I don't actually have too many friends other than Steven and his... er, brothers and my... uhhh... surrogate mom, so being able to have another woman to chit-chat with would be very welcome..."
To say you were surprised at the offer was an understatement.
"Oh! Uh, sure! I don't... I don't mind!"
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You and Layla clicked very well. You had similar tastes in things like reality TV, romance novels, even skincare routines.
But when she started talking about herself, is when it got interesting. It turns out she had been married to Marc at some point.
She was his ex-wife. The one he told you about.
"I imagine it's kind of awkward for you two, huh?" You remarked.
"Oh, me n Marc? Not at all! We're still good friends, it's just..." Layla set her coffee down, frowning as she tried to think of how to describe it.
"...After a while, whatever we had... like... the spark, I guess? It just... faded. Marc went through a bit of soul searching and after he did that, well..."
They weren't soulmates.
"Ah... I understand." You sighed.
"What about you?" She asked, a small sly smirk playing her lips.
"Oh! Uh... yeah. No. Nothing for me, I'm afraid." You chuckle awkwardly, rubbing the back of your neck.
"Oh? Nobody special or anything like that? Never kissed someone?"
"Well, I mean, when I was in highschool I kissed a girl on a dare." You sip your own coffee.
"A girl?" Her eyebrows raised in curiosity.
"Yeah, to be honest I'm not sure what kind of preference I have, because I've never really been attracted to anyone before, but it was... weird. Didn't feel like everyone talked it up to be."
"Ah... so... are you waiting for your soulmate, then?" Layla asked a bit tightly.
"Yeah... I know it's stupid, but..." You say, looking down at the mug in your hands.
"Not really. Who doesn't want to meet the one person that is your other half?" She said, smiling softly in sympathy.
Her finger traced the rim of her cup idly, trying to think of the best way to go about phrasing the next question without being obvious about her suspicions.
"Do you... have any ideas of who it might be?" She finally asked.
You shake your head and shrug. "D'nno. I don't know if it's a man or a woman or... well anybody, really. I don't know what it's supposed to feel like once you meet your soulmate because each bond is different so..."
Layla wanted to scream. She wanted to facepalm, she wanted to smack her head on the table. She wanted to splash her coffee into her face.
Taweret was giggling like mad.
"Not as easy as you assumed it was going to be, eh Little One?" The goddess smiled behind her hand at Layla.
Her eyebrow twitched, knowing full well she couldn't retort without looking insane or revealing her position as Taweret's avatar.
You had to be Marc's (and possibly Steven's and Jake's) soulmate. It was all just too coincidental for her liking.
"Oh! That's... well I hope they're close by!" Layla said, forcing a very strained smile.
How could you and Marc be this thick?!
That fact alone had to mean something.
"That's everyone's hope, isn't it?" You chuckled softly, a small fond smile on your face, a glimmer of sadness in your eyes.
Layla felt sympathy for you in the moment, realizing how terribly lonely you must be feeling. And how much pain.
Especially with Marc and the others doing Khonshu's will.
Taweret seemed to pick the thought out of thin air, so in tune with Layla she could tell by the flash in her eyes what she was thinking about.
"Ohhh! That bloody old bone-head!" She huffed, her nostrils flaring as she crossed her arms, her bottom lip poking out from beneath her muzzle.
"He needs to give those poor boys a break! Especially because whatever happens to them, happens to her!" She gestured to you with her big, yet gentle hands.
Layla cleared her throat.
"Well, uh.... since I've told you about me... why don't you tell me about you? Where were you born, stuff like that?" Layla asked you, still smiling.
"Oh! Me? I'm afraid it's not very interesting." You chuckled dryly.
Layla looked outside as the rain came down in sheets. Not very appealing to walk back to the boys' flat in this weather... especially not for her hair.
"It looks like I've got time, love. Go ahead! We can have some more drinks while we chat."
You smiled a bit wider.
It was nice to have a girl-friend to talk with, again.
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When Steven had woken up, Layla was gone, and Marc and Jake left Steven quite alone in the body, letting him front entirely for the day. She'd left a note on Gus and Co's tank saying she went out for a bit for some fresh air.
Which, quite frankly, Marc said was bullshit because of the weather. Layla wouldn't go out in a monsoon and risk her hair becoming an unmanageable spongy mop that would take forever to dry, unless she was going somewhere very specific.
It was one of the things she complained about the most when they were together, something he thought was amusing. He remembered one time they got caught in a rain after their wedding, and at the hotel she was fussing and muttering under her breath as her wet curls hung over her face, desperately trying to get the dripping mass of hair to dry, glaring at herself in the mirror.
Steven sighed, and made his morning cup of tea and went about his routine. He dusted some, and decided to slip on his apron and play with some recipes he'd found online.
The apron was a bit... "dinky" as Marc had called it. Jake apparently ordered it online when he saw the slightly cartoon'd Egyptian motifs on it and left it as a present for Steven, since his favorite thing to do other than read was to cook (and he was a major Egyptophile).
When he was finished, he'd placed the extra portions in a small container in the fridge for Layla when she returned, in case she was hungry.
Then, he sat down, ate, and read a book while he played some music over the cheap sound system Marc installed.
When Layla returned, she was... dry. Remarkably dry. Her hair was still perky and everything!
She apparently bought an umbrella while she was out, placing it in the holder so no excess water dripped on the floor.
"Ah! Hey Steven." She chuckled, walking up and kissing his cheek, knocking his glasses off to the side as she did, placing her bag on the little table nearby.
"How'd you know?" Steven chuckled, adjusting his glasses as he looked up at her.
"Well, aside from the fact you're hunched over like a goblin over a book... the flat smells wonderful. You've obviously been cooking. Not Marc." She grinned.
"Ha!" Steven giggled.
Layla hummed as she set her new purchases on the table, folding the little canvas bag neatly.
Steven's eyebrows shot up when he saw the books.
"Where were you..?" He asked, clearing his throat.
"Oh, y'know... exploring. Went out for a tea..." She grinned at him out of the corner of her still ridiculously beautiful eyes.
"Visited that bookstore you 'n Marc told me about."
Steven fidgeted in his seat.
"O-oh..."
"Mhmm." She tapped her nails on the books' hard covers; she then turned around and crossed her arms, still grinning as she leaned her hips on the table.
"....Why are you looking at me like that? And where did you get that umbrella..?"
"Oh, well..." She shrugged, sighing a bit dramatically, looking elsewhere in the flat for dramatic effect.
She looked back at him, her eyes twinkling mischievously.
"Your little girlfriend who owns the bookstore. She really is a sweetheart, she let me borrow it while I'm in town."
"Bloody hell! Layla! It's not like that at all--" Steven sputtered, almost dropping the book in his hand.
She started cackling madly, walking into the kitchen, and opened the refrigerator.
"Ooh! What'dja make?"
Steven made a noise, burying his face in his hands as he tried to hide the faint blush that crept up his face and set up shop in the tips of his ears, knocking his glasses up to his forehead.
"Bloody hell!" He groaned into his palms.
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Chapter 6: Link
#A Rose Under The Moon#moon knight x reader#marc spector x you#marc spector x reader#marc spector#steven grant x you#steven grant x reader#steven grant#jake lockley x you#jake lockley x reader#jake lockley#layla el faouly#soulmate au
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i was rereading ybtm and i just remembered how fucking funny augustus's reactions are. hes like, the only reasonable one in a trio (with orion and riddle) where the others are fucking obsessed with ciro lmao... and he can't even complain to anyone else about it, since, how is he supposed to explain (without revealing the secrets), that he finds fucking nathan ciro terrifying... poor guy...
Augustus really is the most sensible one of the lot 😂 every time Tom or Orion are within Ciro's vicinity he just goes:
#anonymous#HP#ybtm(ibty)#augustus lestrange#harry potter#someone get gus a holiday because hes at the end of his rope
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Man, if there were only a Simon (that wasn't me lmao) or Curtis, I would be sending that poor mun a bazillion super boops.
It's what Nathan would want.
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I have so many thoughts in my head tonight that I feel that this will be a hard one to get down in writing cohesively.
I'm rewatching a Season 4 Naley scene and am reminded of a comment I saw on Tik Tok of someone who said that Nathan led Rachel on in season 4. That take is bullshit honestly. Nathan was suicidal and kind of had a one track mind about the accident. Nathan was only interested in Rachel to find out what she may know about the accident. The truth of the matter is that Rachel knew that. Rachel knew why Nathan was hanging out with her as much as he did (which I wouldn't say was an inordinate amount of time). When they go to the after game party in 4x03 Nathan has that conversation with Rachel where he gets a bit too close to her. From a director point of view they wanted to do that so that Haley could see them and be jealous but also Nathan is so unaware of his surroundings most of the time. He's just kind of in his own head and is very depressed at that time. So it's not a romantic thing or an attraction thing or really anything. He talks to Rachel trying to figure out if she saw anything during the accident and Rachel can tell that he's obsessed with something but is not quite sure what. The scene after that Nathan is talking to Peyton and he is talking about how he thought he saw Keith under the water. They make a point of showing Rachel spying in on this conversation/taking note of it. Then in the next episode Rachel lies as an excuse to get him alone and says to Nathan that she did see Keith under the water. This is manipulative behavior. It's also incredibly insensitive to use/bait this poor dude who depressed and lost his Uncle Keith. But also that's on Rachel. Nathan did not lead her on. She knew precisely why he was hanging around her and she knew that he was in love with his wife. BTW she knew he was married and tried to steal him. I hate that bitch and there are seriously some people who are so obsessed with her that will trash Haley for rightfully being upset with her and will try and make Nathan out to be a manipulative dude when he's just a suicidal and depressed guy who isn't completely aware of how obsessed and manipulative Rachel is. The scene where Haley bitch slaps Rachel... people will seriously act like Haley's the devil for doing that... I mean those people do realize that Rachel got her fired, body shamed her (called her fat and said she had a little head), sort of ruined her wedding by making a huge scene and making it about herself and then almost immediately after causes a car accident that nearly killed Nathan/one of his only remaining uncles on his wedding day, and tried to steal her husband right? It's unbelievable the Rachel blinders some people have.
BTW. She forced on a kiss on him even before the party. All he had done was save her and his Uncle Cooper from death and she forced a kiss on him. Rachel does not need to be led on to be a crazy bitch!! I'm sorry but screw Rachel. I have no patience for anyone who make a game out of trying to steal people from their significant others. And I have no patience for people who sexually assault others. Rachel only backed off when she found out that Haley was pregnant. That makes me so pissed off. So this dude is fair game when he's married but he's gonna be a father then she tries to act like she has a shred of morals. I love the line that Nathan says to Rachel
RACHEL: Nathan. If Haley wasn’t pregnant … did I have a shot?
NATHAN: Not for a second
The way he says it is the best part. With 0 hesitation and with all the conviction in the world lmao. Like seriously? She was so delusional that she thought the only reason he was remaining with Haley was cause she was pregnant?! BITCH this man is obsessed with his wife so stay in your fucking lane!!
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Speaking of above board I love this conversation between Nathan and Haley in 4x03. I love how honest Nathan is and completely sincere and above board. He's not playing games. Nathan is so in his own head and depressed he really didn't understand how Haley's been internalizing his emotional distance. So in this moment when Haley is honest with him and tells him her feelings you can see the surprise in his reaction. He doesn't hesitate to make her feel better in the most honest and sincere way and it makes me so happy. To feel both of their relief. Nathan is relieved cause he got this off his chest and Haley is relieved because he opened up to her. The relief is palpable in the way James and Joy play this scene...
HALEY: You keep going to that bridge. I never thought I’d be jealous of a river
NATHAN: You know how much I like the water
HALEY: I’m really trying not to be jealous and I want to be understanding but, uh it’s really hard with you sneaking around
NATHAN: I’m sorry
HALEY: I don’t want you to be sorry, I want you to let me in … whatever it is, you know? … even if it has suh--something with Rachel … even if you like her. I just want you to tell me
NATHAN: Do you think I like Rachel? Haley, I was just, I was just talking to her about the accident
NATHAN: I just wanted to know if she saw him, too
HALEY: Saw who?
NATHAN: Keith. I think he’s the one that pulled me out of that car. I’m nobody’s hero
HALEY: Why didn’t you tell me?
NATHAN: Because I thought it would go away--I thought basketball would fix it, but it didn’t
HALEY: Nathan, your problems are my problems … I want us to figure this out together… and you’re wrong. You’re my hero
NATHAN: So you don’t think I’m crazy?
HALEY: No, I do not think you’re crazy
HALEY: … You think I’m fat?
NATHAN: What?! … Of course not
HALEY: Do I have a little head?
NATHAN: No … I love your head. Come here
(Nathan kisses Haley on the forehead and she smiles)
HALEY: … So that’s why you keep going down to that bridge?
NATHAN: For that and …
(NATHAN reaches into his pocket and pulls out the cracker jack bracelet he gave her in season 1)
NATHAN: … this. I love you, Haley
HALEY: I love you, too, Nathan Scott
#one tree hill#nathan scott#haley james#haley scott#haley james scott#rachel gatina#the wb#the cw#nathan and haley#nathan x haley#haley x nathan#naley#otp
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Hitman question: quick, the target has run into a cosplay contest where, for absolutely necessary plot reasons, only people in costume are allowed? Which costume does the Hitman fam pick?
oh boy oh boy oh boy it's Hitman question time!! And I LOVE that question 🤭
To be honest, I have very poor knowledge of current franchises or cosplays in general, but I take comfort in the fact that 3 out of 4 of our Hitman fam probably feel the same way.
47 would probably pull out his flamingo costume if he really REALLY needed to go fast. tbh he'd be the star of the convention lmao Other than that, of course, I have to say Nathan Drake now, because he also happens to have most of his clothes in his closet already. 47 loves efficiency, which is why he would probably fall back on anything he already has. ... Dino Bosco's suit perhaps?
I can imagine Diana in something from Star Wars, Princess Leia or something; as it is only a means to an end. She'd probably go to a cosplay shop and get advice so that in the end it seems believable that someone like Diana is cosplaying. Otherwise, I can also imagine her in Wonder Woman. Triss from Witcher would also be relatively easy for her to pull off (the hair, you know)
Olivia probably puts her heart and soul into it and sews/crafts the cosplays herself. The situation requires a quick reaction, so it's good that she already has a number of cosplays in her wardrobe (from previous conventions)! I don't have a good knowledge of cosplays or franchises, but I can imagine Olivia in one of those super elaborate cosplays that glow and/or have armour pieces. Something from WoW or LoL. I'm sure Olivia likes to game a lot, so it's probably something from a game
I don't think Lucas is the dress-up type. He pulls one of his many tactical waistcoats out of the wardrobe, some camouflage pants and a shirt, puts on his many belts and buckles and claims to be from CoD or something. At the entrance, of course, he tries to convince the staff that the 4 weapons he has in his pockets are part of the cosplay (he has to hand them all in, but he himself is - after all - the most dangerous weapon)
What do you think?? I'm very curious! It's actually funny to imagine that characters from a game could cosplay other characters hahah
(...who knows, maybe one of them will just put on a fursuit)
#hitman asks#it's gonna be lucas who puts on the fursuit#or 47 - after all he already owns a flamingo costume#in my head diana would never take part in something like this#she seems like the adult to me#lucas only under really important circumstances#he would surely rather sneak in somewhere and take out the target with a sniper#47 and olivia are all the happier to go to a convention#47 certainly loves dressing up lmao#and olivia just loves conventions
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KY'S LIFE IS STRANGE DOUBLE EXPOSURE NONSENSE LIVEBLOG: Episode 5
(spoiler warning OBVIOUSLY)
tutorial episode 1 episode 2 episode 3 episode 4
So i took a minor (like a week long) break after ep 4 bc ugh but im back now :D
highkey after that SHITSHOW of an ep (4), i dont even remember what the plot is nomo
max jumped into the storm ! okay girl yodo
chat im gonna be so fr this entire ep was hella confusing. it was a nightmare but not? it was real but not? what the fuck happened
anyways 2 moons 😍 it's to signify that the universes are indecipherable rn
HER JOURNAL ENTRY AW :( "i'm playing it with somebody new now"
i'm lowkey scared of this nightmare scene. LiS' scene was literally HORRIFYING
wait is safi like in a diff world from us
okay yes rhis is 100% a nightmare jesus fuck
pompedo text but cat is so cutesy
WARREN?? OH MY GOD
another glitch lmao, mose's cig is puncturing through the ash tray
YO HE GOT SAFI'S LINES.
POSSESSED MOSES??
Okay this is highkey cool
OH MY GOD IT'S SAFI NOW?? WOAH
OH. SHES IN OUR MIND TOO ! DUH
max take a selfie quick get her out
BLUE BUTTERFLY?? DONT FUCK W ME RN.
dog is this real or fake. im so lost.
WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSES 🗣
oh my god
oh my god
oh
my
god
BLACKWELL
um. why is it max and safi 😭 thats so random
it's giving me and my mutuals when we quote LiS ngl
highkey this is funny to watch
i'm so using this scene for a tiktok
oop girl u dont got no power nomo
OH ALSO !! TRAUMA YIPPIE
i feel like this would've hit better if they js redid the og scene w nathan and chloe but wtvr
JOYCE KATE AND VICTORIA??? OH MY GOD
i bet chloe's gonna be the last text in this
guys i forgot how to universe hop lmao
GO FUCK YOUR SELFIE??? THE BINDERS??
for yalls info, jeffershit got to 24 girls according to the binders on the table
WOAH RACHEL ON THE WALL
more trauma yay
"he is selling you for parts" ?
OH MY FUCK. THE SEAT.
OH MY GOD
"I'm not 18 anymore" YES !! YES MAX ILYSM
yeah okay so lucas is violently compared jefferson. broski one is WAY worse n it's not lucas i fear
the camera shaking was crazy omg
YESS FREE URSELF MAX !!
why's there a giant ass tree here lmao
MORE SITS 🗣
yall know damn well how much i fw these sits
apparently safi spoke but i couldn't hear the audio for her, i could only read the subtites ?
also the music has gotten highkey fire tbh.
it's giving Before The Storm vibes
one huge complaint about this game is the lack of dialogue between characters. in LiS u could spend ages talking to every single minor character and now beyond cut scenes theres like. reggie diamond vinh and loretta n thats it.
AH WHERE DID YALL COME FROM
this gotta be a nightmare bro yall keep jumpscaring me
Reggie !! my fav !!
bro what is a time vortex.
yay that totes made sense ! 10/10 explantion
poor reggie i love him sm :(
VINH !! MY OTHER FAV
Omg wait so they all remember both worlds?
woah okay sick
brother move ONNN. she dont like u
nobody:
max: maybe you should focus on what's in front of you (me) and move on (towards me)
LMFAO GWEN'S JS CHILLING OUTSIDE MID-STORM
ngl that's such a mood. Me too girl.
jesus so like max is gonna have to tell EVERYONE about her powers after this
AHHH CHLOE TEXT
"so tired of being sorry" max :(
LMFAO? VINH/MOSES ROMANCE AU OKAYY
YO WHAT THE HELL
Chloe in the Dark Room core
I HAVE SO MANY COMMENTS BRO WHAT
um okay we're gonna move on from that polaroid but. okay man. enjoy his telescope ig
woah this is a new place
oh my gosh this is a post-storm motel
WAIT OKAY SO i chose bae>bay, what happens in bay>bae for this scene??
this is making me sad guys. chloe come home
oh dear god please not another dorm time loop
bro what is max on abt this is very clearly the same fucking room💀
ohh the painting is diff.
its still the same room tho
FUCK U MEAN THIS IS A DIFF ROOM BRO ITS THE SAME AS THE LAST 2
okay actually i lied. cleveland doesnt have a hot plate
OH MY GOD IS THIS THE FIRST ROOM POST-BREAK UP :(
why is this bitch YAWNING so much. wake up.
woah wheres the color
THE WALLS ARE FAKE?? WOAH
okay yeah girl take a nap. no problem. totes time for a break. right now. mid-storm.
omg it's like her sense of reality is slipping
OHH okay fine. thats why they're the same room. that's kinda chill ig
N E B U L A
baby wake up this is a nightmare
oo double sits !!
fucking bitch ass fuck ass fucking dvsidhjdjd
loading screen.
max not hiding her powers core
this game is SO pretty btw. i love the sky
"i need her" U ALREADY GOT 2 WHOLE ASS LOVE INTERESTS. DOWN GIRL
these doors are so trippy damn
all that for her to be right behind us. cool
okay i like safi now that she's normal again
OKAY CONFIDENT MAX !! ILY
wtf they are soo gay in this ep
i'm genuinely gonna crash out over these loading screens oh my fucking lord
safi is literally chloe w superpowers
yeah okay she kinda got u there max..
oh great Safi's magneto again
oh hell no. max snap on her please. beat her ass into sense
safi out here planning the damn avengers innitive lmfao
what am i even agreeing to.
yes mr nick fury (safi) 🫡 i will be there to join your superpowered team🫡
oh yeah i forgot yasmin is like bleeding out rn
oh my god :( chloe reached out :(
MAX ANSWER HER?? LMAO WHAT
oh fuck yeah guys remind me to watch a video of this part bc i missed what max said abt the text
it's kinda symbolic how in the most peaceful scene we've seen with max, she still hears chloe's voice from likely the worst day of her life. like a symbol for how her trauma will never be fully gone, she's just living around it.
okay ik i was rambling this whole time about wanting her to have a breakdown but honestly this is what i actually wanted :( max healing ily
also tessa rose jackson is an absolute BEAST musically. holy shit
OH so the world's merged? hm
ig it's cool that they remember everything now, max isn't alone w the memories this time.
TIMBID GUY AND GOTH GIRL AW
reggie <3 loretta <3
okay so loretta's grown on me soo much. she's obvi annoying but she doesn't mean actual harm n she's kinda nice
and reggie my fav ! i love him sm
i may have forgotten reggie and vinh fucked (?). yeah my bad man
i'm still so confused. what was real and fake in that storm? what do they specifically remember?
"do u feel 2 ppl fighting in ur mind for the truth" (or whatever tf loretta said) nope ! skill issue on ur part girl
oh wow max asked for consent before snapping pics of every1!! rare sight fr!
that feeling when u post pictures roasting ur students and friends but don't respond to chloe elizabeth price's text
ALSO :( I MISS IRIS :( WHY WOULD U GIVE HIM AWAY :(
is it bc the text. that wasn't real max, i promise ur cat didn't fr send hate to u
good god how does diamond know abt our powers bro
WAIT DO THEY ALL KNOW ABOUT HER POWERS??? HOW DID I MISS THAT?? DID THEY LIKE TELL US THEY ALL KNOW??
max is HARSH with these captions
lmao "Vinh in his natural habitat ; A bar'
bro i love gwen sm. what is that pose😭
NOW HOLD UP MOSES. I DID N O T GIVE MY SEAL OF APPROVAL. ALL I DID WAS LET HER LEAVE TOWN. THAT'S IT.
no hate but why is diamond here and not reggie?? reggie was WAY more involved with this supernatural stuff then her
okay and that's the end of the game !
jk actually there's an end-credit scene (because it's the MCU apparently)
cool so diamond has magic. and safi just happened to know purely bc of a nose bleed. radical 😐👍
guys if u wanted to announce the avengers you could've referenced LiS2 or true colors instead; that's also ok instead of making another character w powers.
IM DYING BRO i've been making avengers jokes and then all i see is a fucking "Max Caulfield Will Return" screen😭😭😭 this is a joke there is no way yall are serious rn😭😭💀
okay um tryna lock back in now, i've got a couple notes:
so overall, this game was VERY if-y. it had some good moments, but the storyline was super unstable and it felt like they didn't really know what they were doing while writing it.
I liked the concept of a multi-versal murder mystery, but once they drifted away from that and started spiralling into the weird Super-Safi storyline it got kinda confusing to follow along
I truly think they had a really great idea with this game, but the weak plot-twists and boring storyline absolutely bombed it. (I guess you could say that the only murderer in this "murder mystery" was the game's plot killing itself)
I also think it had a really lovely messege about overcoming trauma, and I liked how they treated Max's PTSD with the storm (plus her heartbreak from Chloe was actually well handled, which was a huge concern for me when I heard abt it). I think her Dark Room trauma was treated kinda weird bc of the time vortex thing but honestly that was more of a plot-clarity issue over a conceptual problem.
At the beginning, I was HEAVILY judging the music. Maybe my tastes have changed in the past month or sum but now the music isn't that bad (I still HATE the intro song tho) and I actually like the new vibe this game brought to the LiS world. It was def different from the OG LiS game but I feel like thats a good thing since a huge portion of this game is proving that Max isn't that same teenager anymore. She's changed, the world around her changed, and so her new game is a reflection of that.
Also, the cat content... I LOVED customizing the cat, but I thought the add-on was gonna be more obvious and didn't even realize that I had missed the actual content until I went into the trophies menu after playing lmfao😭😭
I have like a million more comments abt this game but I feel like I got all my major stuff out already so I'm gonna stop rambling lol. I still have my pricefield rant/analysis i'm working on and I'll probably make some small comments while I platinum the game but this is it for my live-blogs !! Thank you to my hundreds of adoring fans for sharing these out to world and to the actual 3 people who interacted and decided to try and deciper my insanity ! 🫶
#life is strange#life is strange double exposure#lis double exposure#lis de spoilers#lis de#life is strange double exposure spoilers#double exposure#ky plays life is strange double exposure
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hello again! you once again prove yourself as the queen of heroes ramblings. you responded with so much detail so quickly! loveeee it :)
i wanna ask you more, i like getting your mini ted talks. what are your thoughts on sylar/peter as a ship? i personally don’t really see it in the show, but i’ve read some real good fics with them.
Hahaha omg I love you anon I’m glad someone enjoys hearing my unhinged rants about this show…
Soooo. Maybe the girlies will hate me for this one lol. Thing is, I can see how sylar/peter would lend itself to having some good fics written about it. Like, the concept is there, it has potential. The foundations for a good hero/villain ship are there, they are definitely set up as foils and parallels to each other, they have the whole ‘two sides of a coin’ thing going on. But like you, I don’t really see it in the show at all. It’s like they had the potential but didn’t actually execute it/make me give a fuck about it/make me remotely want to ship it, lol.
It is/was a popular ship in heroes fandom (lol heroes fandom in 2024 is like 12 people but hey) and I do see why for the above reasons. I actually think the episode ‘the wall’ is a great concept but again, they don’t sell me on it/execute it well/actually follow through on making me remotely believe they’d become friends by the end. Right before they break out, having spent what was apparently like 10 years of mind-time together in there or whatever, Peter still hates his guts and wants to smash his head in with a sledgehammer lmao?? (I mean girl same. The whole ‘peter has to forgive sylar, narratively and kind of literally, if he wants to escape the mind prison’ plot point grinds my gears. I think he should get to never forgive him ever for killing Nathan if he doesn’t want to lmao. Shout out to that one fan panel with Milo where he’s like ‘peter would never forgive him he would eviscerate him’ king you are speaking my fucking language lol. I digress.) like afterwards I can buy that sylar has latched onto Peter and wants to be his friend/wants Peter to like, model being a good person for him, but not that Peter actually gives a shit in return or wants anything to do with him lol
(Sidenote, that in itself is a rly interesting concept, and me and @buildarocketboys developed a fic idea about peter agreeing to like, ‘mentor’ sylar and hang out with him but if and only if he kept shapeshifting back into Nathan for him. Now THAT is fucked up and deranged and the good stuff and actually makes me, avowed sylar disliker, feel kinda sorry for the guy lol. Yessss let me marinate in the badwrongness of all of that and how Peter is the one acting fully insane. Anyway. I digress once more.)
Anyway I’m clearly also biased bc I used to like sylar as a character back in the day but sometime over my like 4 rewatches over the last few years he really started pissing me off lol. Now it’s not like I’m being an anti about him being an evil villain or anything, I love a problematic king and I’m a Nathan stan lmao. In fact I only really enjoy sylar when he is getting to be a proper fun cackling all-out villain, he’s actually enjoyable and funny in that mode. It’s the like 9 flip-flopped badly written redemption arcs they keep trying to give him like they’re trying to make me feel sorry for him bc his dad sold him to one direction or whatever, but sorry!! I feel nothing! He’s a whiny bitch and they should have just let him be killed off one of the first 900 times it nearly happened! I don’t have any sympathy and he’s completely lost me lol. So yeah. That does make me biased plus being a Petrellicest girlie and a Nathan stan and an Elle stan sorry I selfishly won’t forgive him for killing them 😔 poor baby serial killer I’m being such a mean hater. Stan my absolutely fucking awful morally confused self hating politician guy instead loooool
Well. All that to say that I see why people ship it, it has interesting foundations that could have led to something good but IMO it just didn’t, I can definitely imagine it has some good fic out there that can sell you on it, but I just don’t see their great poetic love or whatever. It’s soooo ‘baby’ ‘fellow associate’ core by the end lmao. And it actively annoys me. But I am just being a hater I know. Sorry to the cool petlars out there it’s all hashtag my opinion
#asks#anon#heroes ramblings#hooo boy you got me monologuing again!!!!#anyway stan petrellice.st and their red string of fate fucked up ness xxxx
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finished a second run of the infectious madness of dr dekker, i don't think it's got that much replay value, at least not back to back since the most important bits are the same, but it was fun to see the little things that changed with your replies (and of course, to get a different killer--i got nathan this time, poor guy). i honestly would love to get everyone as the killer at least once, but i'm definitely not doing that now. maybe someday!
anyway, next game is going to be killer frequency! i'm excitedddd (and nervous? probably yeah lmao).
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I saw your response to the felicity ask (the one about what songs remind you of her) and you’re SO RIGHT about the scientist by Coldplay holy shit. Also what songs remind you of Oliver?
thank youu!! yes i have so many for oliver i'll warn you right now this playlist has not been updated and probably has like- fucking imagine dragons hold on
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Dance With My Demons - Blame My Youth
i love this song- it's so constantine coded as well btw. when he's done fighting his ghosts and embracing them
I'm done kicking out the voices in my head Sick of fighting all these uninvited guests Oh ever since they all came over We've all kinda gotten close
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2. Outrunning Karma - Alec Benjamin
this is so oliver s1 coded and how his mistakes always catch up to him one day
He's never gonna make it, all the Poor people he's forsaken, karma Is always gonna chase him for his lie
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3. Antihero - Taylor Swift
this is actually HIS song. like if you asked me what song is oliver queen i would say antihero immediately IT FITS SO WELL!?!?!?
I'm a monster on the hill Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city Pierced through the heart, but never killed
Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism Like some kind of congressman?
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4. Sins of Our Fathers - Nathan Wagner
i mean the title alone.
Clean our slates Dear hero in the sky Blood red stains Forefathers left behind
5. Bad Liar - Imagine Dragons
AS PROMISED AN IMAGINE DRAGONS SONG LMAO
Oh, hush, my dear, it's been a difficult year And terrors don't prey on Innocent victims
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