#lmao annies asian

[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

warm breakfast is the best kind of breakfast known to mankind, argue with the wall

[applbottmjeens]

bellegraves couple bullshit

Anna likes to use Phillip's credit card. Not for the Gucci store, but to go to the Asian supermarket/Costco to buy groceries and stuff in bulk. He always insists on carrying the bags of rice in spite of his knee lmao. (Of course this doesn't mean she's above dragging him to Sephora)

Phillip likes old movies. They watched Roman Holiday and he swears that a young Audrey Hepburn resembled his mom when she was younger.

Phillip always complains about how he wished he would've recruited her before Laswell did when she was discharged for not acknowledging Farah Karim's ULF as a terrorist group, (thank God the CIA cleared her of that.) And how she would've thrived in the Shadow Company at the time. Anna argues she probably wouldn't be with him if she was working directly under him that way.

The two of them like to nap together. Alot. When they say they "sleep" together, they mean sleeping together. He's gotten so used to having her just lying ontop of him he struggles to sleep without some weight over him.

When Graves was trying to win her back while she was casually dating Tommy's father, he wrote her literal letters. Handwritten letters that were one way or another "Please take me back". She has them in a box.

Anna genuinely expected Graves to dip as soon as he learned she was pregnant with another man's baby. Him insisting on helping her was part of what convinced her to forgive him, and to eventually join the Shadow Company.

She will STILL annoy him with her random unfiltered questions and thoughts.

"How do you think dinosaurs have sex?"

"Let me finish my coffee before I even consider answering that, Annie."

Anna is amazing at karaoke but only sings when she's drunk. There's a video of her on his lap singing at a karaoke booth with friends where he's just smiling and watching her all smitten.

Anna has tried to explain "not too sweet" as an Asian compliment to Phillip thousands of times. He still doesn't get it.

Anna cannot wrap her mind around the amount of churches needed in one place in the entire state of Texas.

They had a legitimate argument over the Spurs or the Warriors (NBA Teams) being better. Graves was this close to banning blue and gold in the household.

There's an entire folder of photos in Anna's phone dedicated to Phillip's dog being cute. Her favorite is a clueless Graves using the dog as a pillow while he scrolls through his iPad.

They forget about the age gap sometimes. Well, she does. Sometimes he uses her "immaturity" as an excuse to take charge/be right.

Anna has taken Phillip to the Philippines before. She had to convince him not to adopt every street dog/feed every askal he saw on the road. He left a rose on the memorial of her grandmother Isabella.

[notsoattractivearenti]

Annie, come on, tell me about your home life with Christian aka your husband 🤭🤭🤭

not you feeding my delusion anon HAHAHA well you asked for it 🤪 this is a long one so here it comes 🤭

to start, we’ve settled well in italy. he’s been enjoying his time here and so have i 😋 and no we can’t speak italian yet 😂

he’s obviously been having a fantastic time with his current team (not counting the game vs juve 🤫), and i’m also doing well at my own things, so yeah it’s been great! even tho both of us usually are busy with our own works during the day, once we get home, no more work stuff between us – i mean it’s okay to talk about work for a bit, but at home it’s our time to be with each other 😌

as a pro athlete he has a specific diet, of course, meanwhile i don’t. so usually since i love to cook i’d cook us breakfast and dinner (sometimes lunch too) but more for me cuz i can eat whatever i want 🤪 as an asian obviously my dishes are always flavorful and he loves them 🤭 in case you’re wondering, yes he still has his private chef but since we got together i’ve cooked more for us 😉 and we do work out together. i’m not one who likes exercising tbh but he lovessss to drag me to work out with him 😫 so if you notice how buffed he gets lately, it’s cuz we’ve been hitting the gym a lot lately 🤭

as y’all know he’s an introvert. and i’m an extrovert. for date night we’d make compromises like if tonight we’re going out, then we’re gonna stay home the next day. on the weekends sometimes we’d go out with friends, but i’d do most of the talking lmao 😝 my husband just loves to stay home. at home sometimes we’d bake (well, he would help me bake), randomly dancing to no music, listening to his or my fave songs out loud, or just laying down doing nothing but cuddle up 🥰

every time we’d have convos about a lot of (mostly random) things, like it’s like we never run out of things to talk about and i love that about us. we’d watch some shows or movies or football matches and no, we don’t watch those quietly – we’d throw random commentaries! 😂

also one important rule for us: no coitus before match day. but after? regardless the result, it’s happening 😏

[archadianskies]

Your TFotA anon just reminded me that I read Valiant by Holly Black so many times in 2007 at the tender age of twelve that the cover started to fall off lmao

I actually just received a copy of Tithe in the post the other day. I have been searching for THIS EXACT COVER because it was the one we had in our school library that I read when it first came out. Also it has a Kaye who looks properly part Asian which gets buried a lot, so to teenage Annie it was Very Important.

[spiteless-xo]

HELLO 5, 10, and 28 for the ask thing plz 💕

hellooooo 💗💗 ty for asking!!

5. What is your most underrated set of headcanons?

jean being a rich, nepo-baby finance bro in au fics lmao i honestly can't see him in any other profession. i see him mostly written as a cowboy or a mechanic and that's totally fine but like.... to me, he's a finance bro. you cannot look at that man with a mullet and tell me that he's NOT going golfing on the weekend with his bros. talking about stocks and smoking cigars. taking girls out on his (daddy's) boat in the summertime. a designer watch collection in his closet. honestly jean just SCREAMS rich boy to me. either really leaning into his richboy-ness and being a stuck up asshole or fighting against it and "slumming it" with us commoners and pretending like he hasn't gotten everything in life handed to him on a silver platter.

10. What is your writing schedule like?

i try to write every day but lately i've been having writers block so i've just been opening up google docs and staring at the screen lol rereading stuff that i've already written, making notes to myself about stuff i wanna add/change..... but not a whole lot of actual writing.

28. What character(s) do you think you most resemble?

physically i think i most resemble mikasa or ymir (short dark hair, darker skin, half-asian) personality-wise i think i most resemble annie or ymir irl but i think online i act more like sasha

asks game questions!

[alltimefail-sims]

Hello! I love your CAS designs of your IT Lives series and if you have MCs for you, is it okay if I ask about them? ( I hope that's okay to ask! )

Hi! ❤️

Thank you so much, I really appreciate that! And of course, I'm happy to talk about my MCs! I've actually thought of making them as sims and dropping them in a sim dump this week!

This will be kind of long and have spoilers for ILITW, ILB, and vague spoilers for ILW so I'm going to put my answers under a read more cut!

In It Lives in the Woods I played as Devon Liu - I actually wanted to romance Noah Marshall my first playthrough because I loved their dynamic and was very shocked by the ending "twist" lmao. Devon had the long black hair that was shaved on one side. I used the "Asian" sprite for her and I pictured her as tiny. Despite her tininess, she was a loyal but completely fearless takes-no-shit badass basically lmao. Because of her closeness with Noah she was able to either die for Noah or have Noah sacrifice himself, and I thought it was more angsty for her to die so she chose to sacrifice herself and take Jane's place. Everyone in my group lived except Devon because I wouldn't have been able to live with myself if I lost a single one of those angels. In the fan project It Lives Within, I'm still doing the Noah/MC route because I'm shamefully a Noah apologist first and foremost lmao.

In It Lives Beneath I played as Harper Vance - I was the least attached to this book personally, but my favorite part of her character was her love for her little brother. She did save grandpa, lost her pinky, survived in the end, and her whole crew survived (and Parker didn't leave). She romanced Tom but honestly if I played through it again I think I'd have her romance Imogen because I loved her bubbly personality next to my MCs kind of sarcastic and goofy personality and then her and Elliot could be the gay rights sibling icons they deserve to be lmao. I love Tom, don't get me wrong, but his platonic route is just as good as his romance one and he is a great bestie. She had the really curly hair and I picked the "Hispanic" sprite.

In the fan project It Lives Within I actually have 4 MCs to play each of the four different LI routes, but my main MC is Rowan Burke. I'll try to avoid spoilers here as best as possible as this project is still ongoing! She is a "genuine" MC and is basically a cinnamon roll thrusted in the worst circumstances lmfao. She is just barely going down the "Blood" route I believe, although we don't know what that means yet 😬. Rowan romances Abel Flint and has a great relationship with pretty much everyone. She does not trust Matthias (I'm sorry Matthias simps lmao) nor does she trust Annie's ghost (she's been honest with the team about Annie at this point). She's got the tied back dark brown hair and is plus sized which is AMAZING like finally! I used the Caucasian sprite for her. I hope I can keep my streak up and keep all of them alive but we'll have to see. 😂

The other LIs I have for ILW are Joseph ("Joey" - sarcastic personality; romances Amalia); Xavier ("X" - genuine personality; he romances Lincoln); and Lorelai ("Lolo" - mix of all personalities honestly, and she romances Joss). Literally the MC customization is so good in this game I couldn't help playing multiple routes lmao.

If you have any specific questions I didn't cover, please feel free to ask them! I love talking about these books because the fandom is so small online, but I literally have no one irl who plays these books lmao (except my husband who I force to play with me sakskljadksd).

[papirouge]

Ugh, believe me, i was also cringing at many of the comments on those threads. Supposedly, theres this trend of redhead characters being changed to being black, like Annie, Starfire, Mary Jane, or April from the ninja turtles.

Oh, and speaking of such, they were also whining because april is gonna be black in a new TMNT movie... She already was in the newest cartoon, but they wanted her to go back to being white. Also, whining about her being fat and unattractive. We're talking about a kid here, since shes younger in this incarnation, so why even care if shes hot 😭 I bet half these dudes dont even care about TMNT... To be fair, the TMNT fans did raise some hell when shredder was gonna be white in a movie, since hes originally japanese, but i doubt they're even the same ppl.

The little mermaid thing is just very sad. I feel specially bad for the actress, specially after finding out shes just 19! I hope shes just ignoring the comments, because some people can be really cruel. Even some latinos were against the decision - i think theyre quite divided, but many were making racist memes and all. I guess we cant always relay in 'poc solidarity' or whatever.

Another good point you raise is how the japanese and many other east asian countries don't care about the white race or sees them as equal (once a friend of mine actually got targeted when she went to Korea). Also, I remember reading somewhere that the japanese public liked the appearence of younger white people, basically pre-puberty, but disliked the adults, specially the men as they lose the 'soft features' from infancy.

And youre right, i really shouldnt be visiting these places: they only make me sad or angry. I dont know why sometimes i cant help but hateread those threads. When people are behind a screen, they really can spew the most vile shit thats on their minds. Like they always say, just dont read the comment section...

As I already said: every single person remotely bothered by the skin color, sexual orientation, gender or attractiveness of FICTIONAL CHARACTERS is way too old to watch/play whatever show or video game they are from. Period.

That being said, I think there's a psyop of Black characters being shoved into random thing to get White simpletons mad and seethe about White erasure. Of course, they'll never bother looking into WHO produce those show or pick these Black artists to be featured in them..... Whites need to sort between each other their obsession to use POC as props for their agendas.

Black people never bothered about The Little Mermaid or TMNT like that....sure, this (positive) representation is great and that's why the community got hyped (and let's be honest, seeing some Whites seething fueled even more fire bc one thing we Black ppl be good at is being petty lol) but to act like Black people/wokistan are actively trying to erase White people, heterosexuality, masculinity or whatever is ridiculous. Again: they have to go after the higher-ups responsible of those casting choice (not Twitter randos) - and chances are they arent Black, non-straight or female¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Taking a peep at top companies CEO entirely debunks the oppression complex narrative of antiwoke acting like the statuquo was under attack.... It's not. They just want to play the victim - while pretending to fight wokistan victim culture 🙄

Halle is perfect to play a mermaid. She had those slightly alienish features (her eyes are quite far apart lo') but still conventionally pretty. I can hardly think of any actress having the same energy. Maybe Ana Taylor Joy, but she's now botched and is an anachan which may sparks controversy if she ever gets casted in a Disney production....

And I'm absolutely not surprised to see Latinos hating lmao Latinos are huuuuge negrophobe and I'm side eyeing them so bad whenever they try to leverage their non Whiteness calling White "gringos" when they are themselves pale and are descendants of European colonizers in south America 💀 I mean look Argentinians priding themselves "not looking like a Disney movie" (= not visible Blacks in their population).....those people Looooove aligning themselves with White whenever it comes to diss Black people. Therefore Black people are extremely distrustful of Latinos anyway ; we see how they treat they darkskined citizens

POC solidarity is a myth. Unmelanated non-Whites hate actual people of COLOR, and all races look down on Black Africans...That's why I'm foremost defending MY people.

Yeah, there's this misconception of thinking that bc they dye their hair blonde and wear color contact, East Asian want to 'look White'. i think they definitely fancy the diversity of White ppl's phenotype such as the eye and hair color, but for pretty much all the rest, they cater to their own specific beauty standards (especially when it comes to bone structure and face proportion). White people tend to favor sharper bone structure while Asian are all about rounder and softer ones. I don't think Asians look up White people face structure (that make them look older and faster). This contrast was really striking with Kotakoti stunts in japanese magazines where she looked so out of place : despite her dolly blonde hair and blue eyes, she still had those strong adult Westerner features which were so different from her japanese pals' 🥴 (more soft and rounder)

East Asian beauty culture is hysterical though, and even though Asian men have softer features than Western men, their obsession with 'softness' compels them to look more soft than they naturally are. Ultimately men regardless of their race are men ; if Asian men were naturally looking like soft potatoes they wouldn't need to resort to all these procedures to look like that🥴 Men with square jawline botching themselves to have egg face shape is a crime against humanity btw. (square jawline are beautiful on both sex imo♥️)

And the internet isn't a safe space for Black women. There was a stat showing that Black women were more at risk of online harassment compared to any other demographics..... Social medias (especially Twitter) literally feed off your anger (for engagement), so thread lightly. That's why Tumblr is my favorite social media ; it's mostly an image board, and my dash is only curated with what I choose to see.

[min-pathologica]

this is just me aimlessly bitching about my teacher’s movie choices btw

we’re watching top gun maverick in ap euro. i’m not paying attention since i have no interest in the movie, but the moment i looked up and saw “strong powerful woman subordinate” i knew she was the love interest. even tho she was yelling her ass off i thought they’d definitely “mellow her sharpness” as a shitty and forced subplot because she’s the single white woman in the big white men movie. i actually just looked it up. only woman. and the article said she was “more than just a character for men” uh huh is it because she can raise her voice and isn’t a housewife with an apron? she’s still a plot device and trophy to earn. she’s still *the* woman. i don’t even know if those two have an ounce of chemistry but i really doubt it knowing my ap euro teacher’s choices of movie-for-class. my child development teacher does WAY better and she’s not even a quarter movie geek like ap euro guy (is male movie geeks having the blandest action movie taste common??) daddy day care / camp kind of sucked because the slapstick was way too overdone and was just stressful to watch with no development, but we just watched stepmom and holy fuck dude. maybe i’m just biased toward 90s movies but holy shit realistic writing. my life has been pretty similar in a lot of ways to the movie so i can say jackie was definitely on fuckinf point. but this isn’t a movie review lmao. and guess what?? she’s actually comfortable putting on a movie with mostly poc leads!! actually all the movies we’ve watched minus stepmom have been black leads!! whereas ap euro teacher has not played a single movie with an important non-white character, unless you count some dead guy’s dead daughter pretending to be an asian flight attendant in the afterlife because her dad fetishized subserviant asians in front of her and she wanted him to say she was beautiful and graceful too, or his dead son pretending to be the dad’s dead black higher-up because he wanted to be respected (that one’s arguably better because it’s just about the dad being emotionally absent and not him being weird about poc). also the him-being-a-shitty-parent subplot was never solved despite being arguably 10 times more interesting than whatever “don’t grieve me annie i can see you also this heaven fucks oh shit you kys’ed gotta go pick you up from hell on the shitty side of town” was supposed to be the main plot. so by the way i just summarized the entirety of what dreams may come in case you have even heard of it and wanted to watch. but yeah, there have been like two important non-white characters in ap euro guy’s movies who are just white people in a flesh suit to loophole their daddy issues in the afterlife

[topofthewoods]

its me, @annohere, and @generalzaroff

[rubywithecat]

Hi Ruby! Loved your recent AoT roleplay post 😍 it got me thinking tho, what kind of food would the AoT characters like? i just know Eren cannot handle spice at all 😭

Hi sweetheart! I'm so happy to hear that you loved that~~Thank u!💕

Well, for the food they might like, I would just say according to my opinion. But everyone knows Sasha loves any kind of food so she is the exception lmao ><

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Eren < cheese sandwishes >

He is likely the person who would overslept and be late in the morning because of his hardwork at late night. So he might like something that is easy to grab and eat on the way.

Mikasa < rice >

She is asian and moreover she seems like enjoy to eat together with her family--hot rice and home-cooked dishes are perfect!

Armin < seafood >

He loves ocean so yeah! Who doesn't like to go to beach and enjoy seafood? Its the best thing!

Levi < tea >

It's not a food but he seemes to love tea. I think he would just love to chill with tea in his freetime.

Jean < croissant >

He seems to be enjoy French food. And a bite of croissant would just make his day and he would properly eat it at least one time a day.

Annie < cupcake >

She would definately love that. As it was mentioned she likes sweet food, then she wouldn't say no to cupcake, would she?

Reiner < ramen >

I just feel like he would love to eat that after his bad day. It would makes up everything that happened. Ramen is delicious enough to cure all!

Historia < Hot chocolate >

It is as sweet as her! Its heavenly tasty and give the warmth for all her worries.

Hange < sour candy >

Its always fun to be with her. She is like a sour candy that she is weird, funny, cheerful and we like her so much!

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(I hope u enjoy! Please let me know if there are others characters that I should hve included <3)

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[nightfall-kachiniko]

How about mikasa with a Pregnant s/o? I hope you get better btw!

Ah thank you anon! I hope I do aswell! And I love mother kasa concept! :D

『Mikasa with a pregnant s/o』

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[ MAJOR! AOT SPOILERS UP AHEAD! ]

THIS CONTIANS MAJOR SPOILERS REGARDING TO 139 AND CHAPTER 138

- after you guys left the survey corps,she practically BEGGED you both to be parents. And all thought you wanted to, you wanted to spend some years alone with her.

- Ever since Eren passed away, your girlfriend never smiled the way she used to. But that all changed when you told her you were pregnant with a baby girl. This woman bursted into tears smiling a smile you hadn’t seen in a while. She picked you up and spun you around the room kissing you as you to began to cry tears of joy.

- You told her you were pregnant with a small version of her scarf, hinting at it. And as soon as she got it, she looked at you shocked, making sure you were serious, “d-darling are you serious..?” She said a small smile on her face. She looked at the small scarf and the baby clothes that laid in the box that you gave her as a gift, twirling around the outfit examining it.

-you gave her a soft nodd as you wiped away a tear, “Your going to be a mommy” you said with a smile. She put down the baby clothes and looked at you, still in shock. “Your not joking R-right!?” She said a bit more happier. “No I’m serious!” You said, beaming with a smile.

-she scoffed a bit as tears began falling down her face. Mikasa smiled as she picked you up, twirling you around, while crying tears of pure happily ness and joy. “T-this is all I’ve ever wanted” She said, kissing you while wiping away the both of yours tears.

- Throughout your whole pregnancy, all she would do would show you support in every way possible. She may be a bit over baring at time but this woman just wants to insure that your safe and well token care of. If you try to even pick up something, she’s scolding you, saying its dangerous and what if you fall or trip? All you’ll hear is, “y/n! Be careful dear! Let me take care of that.”

-Oh you best believe she gives you baths. One wrong move and you could get hurt, to her at least. Mommas wants to take care of youuuu ૮₍˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶₎ა! Plus, if you think she’s overprotective then, SHEESH BUDDY YOUR IN FOR A RIDE DURING AND AFTER PREGNANCY.

- This woman goes out her way to make sure you and the baby are safe. She doesn’t like you going out into town since a ton of people would crowd there and god for bid if someone knocks into you.. Let’s just say they are gonna get beat to the ground.

- For names, i think she’d like something unique, mystical even. I think she’d like something like a word that means a unique feeling, like the word Heriath; Homesickness for a home you can’t return to, or that never was. That’s my OC’S kid with her’s name anyways lol. Lacuna, Moira, jouska and others i think she’d like! You suggested if it was a boy that you wouldn’t mind naming the baby after Eren. She turned to you and smiled saying that she loved the idea of that, but, she couldn’t call him that without bursting into tears. You understood completely and was accepting of that aswell : D

— AND BOY OH BOY WHEN YOU WERE IN LABOR- Mikasa tried her best to stay calm. You both decided earlier on to have an at home birth with (just in case) a widwife to make sure you were okay. She held your hand and hugged you as you gasped for air, pushing as hard as you could. Mika would tell you things like “It’s okay baby.. your doing such a good job..” hike holding your hand, reassuring that you would be okay.

- When the baby came out, all you both could do was cry. I’d say if its a girl, she’d look more like mikasa with black hair and her Asian eye shape with your eye color. But if it was a boy, they’d look more like you with mikasa’s eye shape and mouth shape.

- She knows how sentimental of a moment you both as parents were experiencing, so she made sure you as the one who gave birth should hold the baby first. She kissed your head as you held the baby, caressing your hair.

- when mikasa held the baby, the first thing she did was wrap the baby in her red scarf. After Eren died, she turned the meaning of the scarf around. Eren showed her how to live, so she made a promise to show you how to live. And now that she has a baby, another piece of family, she vowed over her life to keep the both of you safe and sound.

- Her first words to your both’s baby was “I will always protect you, I promise you, over my life” She was so happy to be a mother. After all the chaos, she was so happy to finally live peacefully with the person who she loves the most.

- She has SO MANY DAMN RULES FOR WHEN ANNIE AND ARMIN COME OVER LMAO- No holding the baby standing up. All sharp objects aren’t allowed on you when touching the baby. No turning into a titan or she’ll cut off your face (these mainly apply to Annie LMAO) But after a while she chilled down. Annie was allowed to hold the baby ofc ofc.... Under MIKASA’S supervision ÙnÚ.

— the day your baby first walked, mikasa Litteraly cried at how big they had gotten and you had to calm her down like “Mika! Chill they aren’t even 1 yet and your already acting like they are going off to join the military!”

- Oh and speaking of military, your baby’s not going into the military- Hell n o. Momma mika would lose her shit even at the thought of her baby going out into gunfire. So if you wanted a military baby, sorry its not happening with her kid.

- The baby’s first words were “Muma” which was when they were referring to you. Everything this child does makes her so emotional. Litteraly even if the baby just picks up a spoon she’s almost in tears. She a proud momma dont let her down >:3

- I think our both’s baby would call her a unique version of mom. Like they would call Mika “Ummie” or “ummuma” But sometimes they’d just call her “mommy” so your momma and she’s ummie and mommy. (Lmao you call mikasa mommy too dont lie ;)

-OMI- YOUR KID AND ANNIE AND ARMINS KID ARE LIKE BEST FRIENDS. Your baby loves when they come over so they can see armin and Annie’s kid :D! AND OML- YOUR BABY LIKE LOVES ANNIE- She calls her “auntie awnnie” and always likes pulling at her bun while mikasa just stands and watches from the kitchen, eyeing annie down making sure she ant gonna touch her bby 😤

- Your child LOVESSSS Annie’s titan roar and everytime she comes over, they beg for annie to turn into a titan and do the roar. All you’ll hear is, “awuntiie awmmie! Titan! Titan!! 🥺” While annie rolls her eye with a small “fine” As she goes outside and transforms into her titan, roaring while your chid giggles. MIKASA HATES IT SO DAMN MUCH- SHE’LL ALWAYS SAY “You better be careful or I’ll kill you”

- of course, over the years Mikasa lightened up to annie and they are now best friends, but she cant help it... Over protective strong momma. but she wont allow armin to do it since his titans to big and dangerous ad trust me armin completely understands.

- Overall, she’s such a good momma. Always caring for you and her baby, making sure you both are safe and okay. She wouldn’t ever wish for a different life when she’s with you, and the sweet little one you two made <3

BRO THIS WAS SO LONG TO WRITE -

[struggle-but-its-all-ocean-floor]

The not dating within their own group excuse is ridiculous considering the amount of people who MARRIED EACHOTHER IN GROUPS!!!!!!! Despite being friends/work colleagues first and which time brought them closer/involved.

Some examples:

- Stevie & Lindsey (fleetwood Mac)

- Sonic Youth bandmates Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore got married

- Wyclef Jean began dating his Fugees bandmate Lauryn

- Gwen Stefani started dating Tony Kanal shortly after she joined No Doubt

- ABBA members Agnetha Fältskog and Björn Ulvaeus got married + Benny Andersson and Anni-Frid Lyngstad, the other half of ABBA married also.

The only difference is because it’s men, last anon. Just say you’re homophobic & Go.

I think Jikook spent a LOT of time debating a relationship and talking it through first with members, which I think they spent a lot of 2016/2017 doing.

Dating in a group is a lot easier than externally. Skinship, heteronormativity & having a reason to be together all the time is on their side. Even dispatch gave up following them cause it was just with “each other” that they met up with. It’s not easy but it’s a lot easier than if members dated outside the group, there isn’t an issue of travelling & time together.

You make a very good point! I didn't know about those examples because I don't know bands...

To be fair, though, it does make a difference that Jikook are a same sex couple. Because those other groups didn't have the issue of being forced to come out, and their fans were probably thrilled, rather than angry, at news of them dating. Those people dating or getting married would probably draw positive interest from fans and non-fans alike, who would want to follow the couple's journey. BTS would literally become that Asian band with the gay couple if Jikook were to come out :/ I also think BTS are stricter with themselves and have to be more careful with their actions. The US band scene is more relaxed than the kpop scene for sure.

But it's true that BTS can get away with virtually anything, because it all gets dismissed as fan service or normal Korean skinship. I mean, imagine going on a trip with a friend and making a video of your trip together, except, instead of filming yourself alone or with your friend, as well as the city, you mainly film your friend and some of the city, while a romantic song plays. I'm 100% sure that if your friend was of the opposite gender, people would say you're in love with them. Even if that friend was of the same gender, people would be sus. But anyone who says GCF in Tokyo is romantic is crazy - my mom is the same way, but my mom literally failed to see that a female character looking at Playboy foreshadowed that she was a lesbian lmao [She literally said the girl must've been curious about boobs because she didn't have a mom, as if women don't see boobs all the time].

So, yeah, thanks for sharing your thoughts! It's ironic how homophobia both protects them from exposure and puts them at risk. But if homophobia didn't exist, they'd probably have nothing to hide.

[vanltys]

took this quiz for evie and honestly i’m not mad about the results

she got allison hargreeves at 90% and im looking respectfully (((:  i am also screaming @ MARGAERY TYRELL !!!!!!!!! black widow, lana kane, jennifer jareau, maeve millay, and ASTRID LEONG-TEO !!!!!!! i am totally not biased bc i write them ........ dont look at me .........

the rest are under the cut (there was like ,,,,,,,,, over 800 total so i just took 102 of them lmao) 

Allison Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy): 90%

Iris West (The Flash): 89%

Dana Barrett (Ghostbusters): 89%

Laurel Lance (Arrow): 88%

Tess Ocean (Ocean's 11): 88%

Inara Serra (Firefly + Serenity): 87%

Joan Holloway (Mad Men): 87%

Beth Pearson (This Is Us): 87%

Bonnie Bennett (The Vampire Diaries): 87%

Caroline Forbes (The Vampire Diaries): 87%

Angelica Schuyler (Hamilton): 87%

Rachel Zane (Suits): 87%

Lana Lang (Smallville): 87%

Leslie Thompkins (Gotham): 87%

Sophie (This Is Us): 86%

Dr. Alana Bloom (Hannibal): 86%

Alexis Castle (Castle): 86%

Joey Lucas (The West Wing): 85%

Veronica Donovan (Prison Break): 85%

Mia Toretto (Fast & Furious): 85%

Lucilla (Gladiator): 85%

Donna Paulsen (Suits): 85%

Jennifer Jareau (Criminal Minds): 85%

Juliet O'Hara (Psych): 85%

Nala (The Lion King): 84%

Astrid Leong-Teo (Crazy Rich Asians): 84%

Bo Peep (Toy Story): 84%

Beverly Katz (Hannibal): 84%

Dr. Claire Browne (The Good Doctor): 84%

Anita (West Side Story): 84%

Lagertha (Vikings): 84%

Storm (X-Men): 84%

Ada Shelby (Peaky Blinders): 84%

Nancy Wheeler (Stranger Things): 84%

Camille Saroyan (Bones): 84%

Fleur Delacour (Harry Potter): 83%

Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender): 83%

Jadzia Dax (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine): 83%

Kasidy Yates (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine): 83%

Princess Leia (Star Wars): 83%

Maeve Millay (Westworld): 83%

Olivia Benson (Law & Order: SVU): 83%

Jules (Superbad): 83%

Lady Jessica (Dune): 83%

Carla Espinosa (Scrubs): 83%

Carmela Soprano (The Sopranos): 83%

Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic): 83%

Stella Gibson (The Fall): 83%

Jasmine (Aladdin): 83%

Joan Watson (Elementary): 83%

Aunt Polly (Peaky Blinders): 83%

C. J. Cregg (The West Wing): 82%

Abbey Bartlet (The West Wing): 82%

Peggy Carter (Marvel Cinematic Universe): 82%

Cora Crawley, Countess of Grantham (Downton Abbey): 82%

Maggie Hart (True Detective): 82%

Rachel Menken (Mad Men): 82%

Monica Hall (Silicon Valley): 82%

Taystee Jefferson (Orange is the New Black): 82%

Tami Taylor (Friday Night Lights): 82%

Beverly Crusher (Star Trek: The Next Generation): 82%

Deanna Troi (Star Trek: The Next Generation): 82%

Guinan (Star Trek: The Next Generation): 82%

Kurt Hummel (Glee): 82%

Abby Whelan (Scandal): 82%

Diane Lockhart (The Good Wife): 82%

Gisele Yashar (Fast & Furious): 82%

Meadow Soprano (The Sopranos): 82%

Claire Randall (Outlander): 82%

Kim Wexler (Better Call Saul): 82%

Annie January (The Boys): 82%

Lila Crane (Psycho): 82%

Skylar (Good Will Hunting): 82%

Elizabeth Burke (White Collar): 82%

Sansa Stark (Game of Thrones): 81%

Margaery Tyrell (Game of Thrones): 81%

Mercedes Jones (Glee): 81%

Angela Moss (Mr. Robot): 81%

Dr. Madolyn Madden (The Departed): 81%

Sailor Mars (Sailor Moon): 81%

Jemma Simmons (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.): 81%

Sam Seaborn (The West Wing): 80%

Black Widow (Marvel Cinematic Universe): 80%

Addison Montgomery (Grey's Anatomy): 80%

Zoe Washburne (Firefly + Serenity): 80%

Rachel Chu (Crazy Rich Asians): 80%

Elizabeth Swann (Pirates of the Caribbean): 80%

Norma Jennings (Twin Peaks): 80%

Samantha Carter (Stargate SG-1): 80%

Janet Fraiser (Stargate SG-1): 80%

Tahani Al-Jamil (The Good Place): 80%

Olivia Pope (Scandal): 80%

Kevin Keller (Riverdale): 80%

Dr. Bedelia Du Maurier (Hannibal): 80%

Caitlin Snow (The Flash): 80%

Dr. Audrey Lim (The Good Doctor): 80%

Kiara (Outer Banks): 80%

Kate Beckett (Castle): 80%

Ellen Parsons (Damages): 80%

Shirley Schmidt (Boston Legal): 80%

Jennifer Parker (Back to the Future): 80%

Lana Kane (Archer): 80%

[polaris-thehunter]

SNK 133 Key Takeaways

First of all, reading text leaks really downplays the emotional impact of every chapter. Like, oh yeah Eren calling them in the paths, etc. But it’s actually more nuanced than that. I hope by next chapter i’ll have the strength to stay away from leaks 😂

That said, I think the chapter was really good. Yams really be a genius in hurting us with just a few interactions, and even with just a transition chapter. Damn, I can’t wait to see the bombs he about to drop on us in the succeeding chapters.

Okay, so my key takeaways because SO. MUCH. TO. UNPACK. I LOVE IT. Spoilers ahead, srsly.

Armin taking charge and being confident is so hot. Sorry not sorry. 🤣

How ironic (?) that in the alliance, Pieck’s the only one wearing the SC uniform 🥺 I love her. She got frizzy hair like me so I can relate

Bert be lookin down from heaven and smiling at Reiner, Connie and Jean’s short but sweet bonding. They really be out here mending broken friendships and who knows, maybe they’ll be able to get that drink after all this 🤞🏻

Please stop hating on Levi wanting to kill Zeke. He actually makes sense, if not for the fact that we know Zeke doesn’t have anything to do with the rumbling. And did u just see how broken he is in the subsequent panels, him kneeling on the sand and all? 😭

Lemme just quote @fevversinherhair here when we were talking about Eren sending the alliance on the paths, because I cackled so much: “he just made an announcement and put them back on the plane, eren is a drama queen sending a group message confirmed lol” sorry eren but we just gotta clown you

YMIR (and kid!Eren) really be out here giving us nightmares (thanks Yams). I wonder what her role is in all of this chaos, and I know I said Eren is doing all of this in his own volition, but her recurring appearance makes me wonder about the extent of her influence on Eren’s actions.

Jean, Connie, Armin, Levi and Mikasa begging Eren to talk to them was really so fucking sad. It must be so painful for them to witness a precious friend’s descent into madness, and them acknowledging their role in it (arguable). Armin’s “we were always together, i don’t want to be further apart”, and connie saying that eren must have been grieving too over sasha’s death really had me teary eyed 😭

Everytime Mikasa cries, a puppy dies. Yams really took the time and effort to draw her devastation with what’s happening to Eren. She just wants to be by his side, and she keeps on failing at that 😭 at this point, I’m counting on her Asian and Ackerman blood because it might prove useful if Eren and Ymir tries to manipulate her. I cant wait for Eren to be dumbfounded like “what the hell?” AND NO, i still don’t like the theories of mikasa killing eren

Kiyomi and Annie’s interaction was so precious, annie be talking about eating fish probably for the rest of her days really sent me LMAO. and annie being the scary big sister to falco and gabi?! 🥺 and falbi’s “EEK!” 😂

Aruani really be winning like BAM BAM BAM every chapter. Annie is in a very interesting position right now because if she chooses to be selfless and return to the Alliance with Falbi, she’ll be rewarded with possibly seeing Armin and her father again.

Falco’s Titan being able to fly is not really a surprise, I think. I mean, he’s named Falco haha and when we first saw his Jaw Titan, his hands/feet literally looked like that of a bird, so I don’t think this is out of the blue. And wow, a flying Titan, huh? Now I got my answer from last chapter that Gabi and Falco’s narrative continues. But i also think that beast titan memory thing was a bit out of the blue.

REGRETS. So much regrets. Kiyomi regretting, even willing for the ship to sink if she can help stop the rumbling; some of the warriors’ parents regretting (i think, judging by Mr. Finger and Karina’s faces) the fates of their children 😔

The panels showing the trains remind me of the audio that was played during the final exhibition. It just made me look forward a lot more to the next chapters, but i’m also so scared and excited at the same time.

HOPE. Assuming that the blimps were other nations fighting back, it gives me hope that the alliance is not alone in stopping eren and the colossal titans. After all, humanity will continue to fight back and survive.

I think the general burnout that some in the fandom are feeling is probably because the manga is about to end, and one month is just too long waiting for the next chapter, and one chapter is JUST. NOT. ENOUGH. WE NEED. MORE, YAMS. GIVE US TWO CHAPTERS! 🤣

Done rambling. Love reading others’ thoughts too

[abedsweaters]

Ranking Community Episodes: Good Tier

This is the biggest tier of all. The vast majority of community episodes are just what I would call “good” - like better than most sitcoms but didn’t especially wow me. I enjoyed every single episode on this list though! 

I also probably have the least to say about these so I’ll only put commentary if there’s something interesting to say

72. G.I. Jeff (s05e11)

Lmao forgot to rank this one originally. Anyway it’s fine but i don’t really care to watch it again AND it feels like a weird cop out to have jeff just trying to “de age himself” at the end? but idk it’s p funny.

71. Investigative Journalism (s01e13)

70. Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons (s05e10)

69. Advanced Gay (s03e06)

The subplot is WAY better than the A plot

68. VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing (s05e09)

Hot take: I like Rachel quite a bit and I wish she’d been in the show more. bc i wanted to actually see their relationship developed. Am I biased bc I am also a blond chick w glasses w a crush on danny pudi? Yes. 

that being said this episode isn’t that great but i love annie and abed together AND the apology scene is so adorable

67. Course Listing Unavailable (s03e19)

66. Community (s01e01)

65. Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television (s06e13)

Another hot take i guess: i don’t like this ep that much? Honestly i think the meta-ness went too far and ultimately it just feels like Dan Harmon going too far up his own ass instead of an authentic goodbye to these characters. But it did make me cry! and i think annie and abed both got good endings:) 

64. Interpretive Dance (s01e14)

63. The Science of Illusion (s01e20)

62. Early 21st Century Romanticism (s02e15)

61. Regional Holiday Music (s03e10)

I didn’t come up with this opinion, but this episode is the only parody episode that feels like it’s really making fun of the thing it’s parodying. It feels kind of mean. But the music is INSANELY good.

60. Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality (s05e07)

59. Romantic Expressionism (s01e15)

58. Introduction to Teaching (s05e02)

Lowkey I hate the Nick Cage B plot. It feels unnatural for Abed... like I think he would have a) already formed an opinion on Nick Cage by now and b) Abed as a character doesn’t seem like he cares about actors as much as stories. and his nick cage breakdown feels out of character. That being said, danny pudi is Very funny and independent of abed his nick cage breakdown is very fun to watch. the rest of the episode is fine.

57. Pascal’s Triangle Revisited (s01e25)

56. Debate 109 (s01e09)

55. Home Economics (so1e08)

54. Introduction to Politics (s02e17)

53. Communication Studies (s01e16)

52. Competitive Ecology (s03e03)

51. The Politics of Human Sexuality (s01e11)

50. Asian Population Studies (s02e12)

49. The Psychology of Letting Go (s02e03)

48. Advanced Criminal Law (s01e05)

Tea is that Chang was 100% funniest as a greendale teacher. 

47. Ladders (s06e01)

46. Introduction to Finality (s03e22)

“Hey! Winger” *wave* *thumbs up* *gestures with saw* *Jeff looks away* is one of my favorite bits in community.

45. Wedding Videography (s06e12)

44. Custody Law and Eastern European Relations (s02e18)

43. Social Psychology (s01e04)

42. English as a Second Language (s01e24)

41. Basic Rocket Science (s02e04)

40. Basic Intergluteal Numismatics (s05e03)

39. Basic Crisis Room Decorum (s06e03)

one of the few s6 episodes that feels like an actual Community episode

38. Herstory of Dance (s04e08)

I really like this episode!!! Again, fan of rachel, but mostly I like how wholesome it is? I love that Britta gets a win for once and that pierce actually seems like a good person in it

37. Studies in Modern Movement (s03e07)

36. Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts (s02e22)

35. Epidemiology (s02e06)

I love this ep a lot, and it gets major points for being the gayest episode of community, but ultimately again i don’t like it when the plots of the show get ~out there to the point where I couldn’t see something like this actually happening at a college ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ so that’s why it’s only in the good tier

34. Anthropology 101 (s02e01)

[seb-owns-these-tatas]

What’s wrong? (Tj Hammond) (Pt.1)

Characters: Bi!TJ Hammond x Asian!Female!Reader

Summary: You're an overseas worker and is in a relationship with TJ, but people can't seem to accept the differences between you both even by financially and background wise.

Warning: Kisses. Public making out. Mention of threesome but no lemon. Lmao. HOT, SEXY GIF'S which can make your phone fly. No angst yet. Annoying racist journalist. Mention of doing the birds and the bees but it wasn't written. Heehee!

Words: 4000+ (IT'S LONG AF. 😂 There’s a part 2 which will be posted soon if ya want?)

A/N: I always tend to write long ass oneshots for TJ Hammond. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? Because maybe I'm the only one enjoying this? Lmao. GO BE CRAZY WITH YOUR FEEDBACKS, TATER TOTS! IT’S TIME FOR SOME ASIAN FEMALE READERS!

Disclaimer: GIF'S and pictures used are not mine. Only the edits are and the oneshot of course. 😉 Credits to the owners of the GIFS.

"They're not gonna accept me, Teej." Your heart sank from the moment those words came out of your lips, it was like a curse that made your heart feel heavier with every beat. Those were just the mere, honest truth that was inevitable to come out.

You didn't want to beat behind the bush. From the moment TJ asked you to be his partner for the engagement party that was soon to happen for Douglas and Annie, the anxiety crept up your heart, jumping towards your head that made you speak the honest truth.

You knew deep down that your ethnicity and your background was making it difficult for you, for the both of you and for everyone.

TJ immediately sensed the disheartened change in your voice as he was mindlessly trying to help chop the vegetables needed, standing in front of the kitchen island. On the other hand, you were preparing the beef for the Stir fried noodles you opted to make, in request to the whiny Hammond boy living in yours and his apartment.

You felt gentle arms snake around your waist and instantly you knew whose arms were that from. Tj leaned down, his head beside yours as he adjusted to your five foot one height. You felt his lip on your cheek, peppering soft kisses till he reached your ear. "Am I hearing you right? Was that a whine I heard? As far as I know, I'm the whiny boyfriend here," Tj whispered and chuckled, feeling his hot breath fanning against your ear made you quietly gush in his arms.

"Thomas! Stop, You know I got the tickles there!"

Tj felt the need to be playful, in account to your saddened state. He continued blowing at your ear, "Oh, so now I'm only Thomas to you?" Chuckles and giggles rang around your apartment. Joyful laughters that was perfect to record and watch at any time of the day. Tj haven't been that happy since his recent breakup. From a political fool who he thought had loved him, but end up abusing and using the love he has been giving in the end.

Despite of his crestfallen, past relationship, you suddenly came along. He was utterly depressed and went back to being a druggie. After months have passed of being clean, the addiction came along after the heartbreak. Yet, it was stopped once again from the moment you came along. Basically, you were the rainbow after his rain and he ought to see the light from you forever glowing.

"Hey, hey," Tj pulled you away from your wandering, negative thoughts. Never forgetting to give your head a kiss, feeling the warmth spreading all over your body, "You gotta stop being a pessimist," He cocked his head, an eyebrow rising as he collected his thoughts, "Just..relax, everything's going to be fine I swear,"

You turned the gas range off, sighing and whipping around once you did, meeting a very soft, sweet looking Hammond boy whose eyes were the prettiest out of all the blues out there. Your lip was now in between your teeth, biting the flesh from overthinking what was bound to happen soon. "You always say that, and I'd rather expect the worst, Teej because you're in a relationship with me."

"What's wrong being in a relationship with you? I don't find anything wrong about it," He sassily shrugged, caressing your hip with his thumbs in utmost tenderness, "Anne's Asian, from a different ethnicity but they don't get to say their complaints or problems about it, Y/N."

You bit your lip harder, eyebrows furrowing from thinking too deep, "Anne's from a wealthy family, Tj. And I'm...I'm..from trash,"

"Which I was lucky to find because I have rummaged a diamond in the dumps," He chuckled, his laugh sounding angelic to you. You fought off a smile, the anxiety was still swallowing you whole, making everything more complicated for you. "It's not funny, you're just making my anxiety worse,"

Tj had to put more effort in distracting you, and so he tried harder. "Come on, Baby. Lighten up, nothing's gonna happen, it's going to be a boring day for us because the party was probably a way to bring those stormtroopers all together," He licked his lips, looking at you straight in the eyes with such shine that could make your heart go all putty. "Just be my plus one, be the good girl you are while we suffer this together, Deal?"

"I dunno, Teej. What do I get in return upon agreeing to this so called...deal of yours?" You purred, tracing the outline of his pectorials bulging out of his tight black shirt. A lopsided smile on your lips.

"Hmm," Tj playfully hummed, his head falling till he reached your ear, never forgetting to give it a tender bite, "Maybe some steamy shower with me, I suppose?" The naughty Hammond boy suggested with a tiny chuckle, his voice dropping an octave lower, even with a suggestive tone that reached down inside your pantaloons, making you squirm in his grasp. "That is..if you're up to it?"

"But--how about the food--" You stammered, finding it hard to say no.

"We could always start with the dessert first, Love." and you certainly didn't object after that.

                                                 ✧˖*✧˖*✧˖*✧˖*✧˖*

Tons of people with class that were worth a million dollars came lounging in. Small talks, and fake hi's were their main objective. Wealthy, power hunger crocodiles seem to sound appropriate for their understandable behaviors. Other people appeared to enjoy communicating with anyone whom they can see as wealthy and famous, making them look like a total gold digger or a social climber who likes to be friends with people whom are high-class.

Everything that was happening around you was making you shake your head in animosity. Another set of anxiety creeping you in. How did you even end up in Tj's home when everybody had given you the stink eye, jealous, thirsty women scanning your appearance and history from head to foot if that was even possible.

They were probably wondering how Tj was in a relationship with a substandard woman like you who lived in the eastern part of the world. Well, Sexuality-wise..They were certainly stunned to see the former first son gay icon renegade turned miraculously bisexual, acting all touchy-feely and having thoughts inside their judgemental minds as to why he kept staring at you, looking all lovestruck and whipped.

"Y/N!!! Sweetheart!" You jumped from the huge, beige couch as you lounged beside your boyfriend. A half empty Martini in hand. You could see Margareth, Tj's grandmother marching your way. Her hips swaying with her heels. Her smile never fading once she saw how you still kept your relationship with her complicated grand son, Thomas.

"Tj's keeping you all to himself! This kid can be selfish when he wants to," Margareth complained, her voice shaky and senile but a little bit too hyper for her age. She never forgot to playfully smack her grand son's head, "Aw! Nana!" Tj complained with a sweet smile drawn on his face. A smile that Margareth remembered when he was still a child back in the white house.

Finally, she thought. It was time she got her grand son back.

"Hey, Nana!" You chimed, a huge grin plastered on your face. Truthfully delighted to see somebody whom gave your heart that warm, familiar feeling. Margareth grabbed you in a hug once you stood up to hug her. Yet, you were too slow to be first. "Y/N," She murmured as she cut the hug. Staring right back at you with a sweet smile while she reached for your face. "I'm really happy you keep my grand son in check and completely elated like who he was back then," Nana muttered, taking glances back at Tj who was busy chatting with one of Elaine's friend.

"Please, don't leave him like how that asshole did, Y/N. I don't know what he'll do next when you do, sweetheart."

"I don't plan to, Nana." You gave a crooked smile, adding a giggle on the end. Your words repeating inside your mind like a mantra. Did you really not thought about that? Margareth smiled, lightly tapping your right cheek with a laugh. "Good," She grabbed another Margarita from one of the waiters who were strolling around, promptly sipping on it. "You're perfect for this family,"

You fit in the family. But, that was in Nana's humble perspective. What about Dougie? Elaine? Especially Bud's point of view? Do they accept you though?

The party went on. It wasn't late yet, though as the time went on, more familiar people came in and began to join in the party. As an awkward human being, you stood on the middle of the floor. All alone sipping on your second Martini. Tj asked you to give him a minute because he had to talk to someone and probably get something in God knows where. You immediately gave your approval, giving him a sweet, innocent, tiny kiss on the lips before practically shoving him away before it took much more than you intended to.

Loud chatters can be heard, controversial topics that reached your ear made you want to raise a brow because of their judgemental thoughts that should be kept locked inside their poisonous minds. 'You sure they ain't putting up an act to cover Tj's real sexuality?' 'I bet he's using her,' 'Or probably it's the other way around, girl.'

'She seems like a lonely bitch,'

You crossed your arms against your chest, the anger bubbling up till it reached your head. Giving you a minor, temporary headache. In your peripheral vision, you could see Tj from the bar, talking to Nana and her circle of friends, with a precious smile on his gorgeous face. It was all glitters and rainbows in his part.

On the other hand, yours were full of shit. You cussed inside the back of your mind. The thick-faced women giggled and they were quite close to you. They probably intended to let you hear their conversation, to stir you up and mess with your temper. Especially that journalists and reporters were around, waiting for something to happen so they could add it in their drafts.

You ignored them the best you can. Nonetheless, there was always one person who'll irk you and even try to stir up the kindness in you that could change into rage. You sipped on your cocktail drink while staring at the piano in curiosity. Does Tj know how to play? You mindlessly thought inside your mind. Oh, you were about to know and ask him about it. There was a lingering warm presence behind you, and you instantly smiled from ear to ear. Speak of the devil..

However, to your surprise a woman with blue eyes stood tall in front of you. Appearing to have this sense of pride that she was one successful woman. You could tell from head to toe and it made you feel so tiny and unworthy that you were welcomed to join in the party.

"Will you be so kind to answer these questions that I have for you? Ms..??" The lady humbly asked, an innocent smile that hid behind a wicked scheme she had in mind. You couldn't even believe her. How can she ask for an interview from a person whom she doesn't know his/her name?

What a fool indeed.

"Y/N." You kept a short answer, a tight smile on show as you sighed out loud which made the reporter raise a brow from your dissatisfaction. How dare you act annoyed when you should feel delighted to be interviewed even though you were one substandard woman whom Thomas Hammond obviously made his worst mistake. The woman thought through her fake smile planted on her thick, injected lips.

"So, let's start off with something simpler, Y/N." She paused, acting all modest with the fakest smile you have ever seen. "Tj's??"

If she wanted to appear stupid, then it was best to say the stupidest answers as well. You breathed in deep breaths. Take it with your big girl panties. You can do this. You can. "Supportive wife?" You spoke as a matter of fact. Snorting a little when you saw her jaw tighten.

The brunette woman couldn't help but snicker, sneaking a tiny roll of her eyes. "I don't see a ring," She snapped, laughing to herself and eyeing you from head to toe. "Or a collar?" She smirked when you kept your hands on your sides, fists completely tight, trying hard not to make a scene. No. Never stoop down to her level, Y/N.

"Hmm," She fixed the lapels of her black blazer, "Obviously, you're the girlfriend. I'm not an idiot, Ms. Y/N."

Your nerves was seriously ticking like a time bomb that was ready to explode. "Really? You seem to be a much bigger idiot than me when you asked for my name, but the truth is..I know you knew who I was," You breathed out harshly, not wanting to start and send off rude remarks that could have endless rebuttals. "If I'm an idiot then why do I own a big advertising company..Unlike you," Miss reporter held her head high with her tall height, eyeing you from head to toe again like it was her nasty habit. "I don't work at any Ching-chong restaurants that spits rice, noodles or kimchi's,"

Well, that made you face palm.

"Do you have any more racist comments that could honestly move me? Because that comment sucks so bad," You held a finger under your eye, trying to wipe away imaginary tears. "Cry me a river, woman."

Tj laughed a boisterous one from what grandma Mercedith just said. She was one of Nana's bestest friend and a sweetheart indeed. Margareth noticed that Y/N wasn't with her grandson, and so she questioned.

"Tj, where's Y/N?"

The latter smiled, those smiles that held teeth and was too picturesque not to ogle at. Nana couldn't help but lift her lips too. "Oh, over there." Tj gestured behind him, towards where the party was, never looking back. Margareth glanced where he was pointing to and saw that Y/N is being interrogated by the infamous reporter slash journalist slash owner of an almost bankrupt advertising company who had no good thing to do but make false hypothesis about every issue especially when it was about the Hammond family.

"Tj," Nana started, sounding disturbed. "If I were you, I won't go leaving Y/N in a place full of sharks wanting to munch on a bait," She pointed towards where Y/N and Rosalie Sparks where. They seem to be exchanging heated conversations because she could see how Y/N was keeping herself together. "The Sasquash is on the move, honey."

"What?" Tj turned their backs away from them. A stern frown appeared to be on show for the folks to see. Finally acknowledging what his Nana has been saying and there they were. His girlfriend and an annoying woman who was planning to offend and get something out of his girlfriend. What was new?

"How's it feel to be unaccepted in the Hammond family? Especially that we know Bud doesn't take a liking on you because of how incompetent you are and how pitiable your family is," Rosalie Spark's chatted like what she was saying are compliments that was meant to fill the heart. Though, it was filling it with dread and anger. "Rich people deserve to only be with rich people too," She clucked on her wine glass with her fancy gold ring, grinning in the process. "While the peasants deserve to stay in the dumps,"

You zipped your mouth. Never stoop down. Never. Silence is the best way to talk back because you knew you were educated, matured and old enough to know how immature she was acting.

"I'm honestly disgusted by Tj Hammond's tastes are in women," She continued, more like talking to herself because you weren't speaking. "Or he's probably just confused for the second time and is actually really..reallyyy into men," The bitch exaggerated.

"Because if I'm in a relationship with you or--" She held her mouth, supressing a giggle that made you want to throw a glass at her. "--to be unluckily sleeping with you, I'll just be gay for all my life, Y/N."

You could feel your eyes turning hotter as each second pass by. God, you were such a pathetic baby. Why had you even agreed to go the party? Obviously because Tj begged you to come with him.

Not a second has passed by when you felt a warm presence snake beside you, and it took you long enough to realize that it was finally your Tj by the looks of his black dress shirt and all black attire. An arm moved around you, clutching onto your waist and Tj felt you were shaking. Probably from anger because that's just who you are.

You'd rather stay quiet despite of how people attack you, you'd rather be kind to rude people than to offend them back and that's how Tj knew you were one of a kind. A special one.

Before you knew it, your heart skipped a beat from the moment he held your jaw with his hand. Ushering your face to look at him, and with one dip of his head he had you enthralled in his spell that could calm you down in the sweetest way. Tj kissed you, right in front of that annoying journalist to probably irritate the heck out of her. He locked your lips with his, teasingly lunging the tip of his tongue inside your parted lips as he closed his eyes. Acknowledging the effect you could only give to him.

You couldn't help but envelope your arms around his figure as you kiss him deep, biting on his lower lip that made you both smirk from how she was certainly already uncomfortable. Physical contact makes people feel awkward. Tj preed his eyes open, seeing the woman with a pathetic aggravated face that made him chuckle as you both kiss.

Oh, she wasn't going anywhere is she?

Tj gave her a grin, never forgetting to give your lip a tender bite that made your insides go mushy and another sweet kiss that made your heart twerk. He was yours and yours alone. Only yours.

"Tiger twat," Tj answered so smoothly with that hot smolder as he looked deep into your eyes. Completely enticed by your spirit with an innocent smile written on his face that wasn't too innocent in your line of vision. You could see the grin and irk threatening to be shown on his beautiful features. Here, you thought he was calling you a tiger twat when it was actually sent to the reporter slash journalist who looked guilty because she seemed to be entirely shook.

"Isn't that your nickname in DC?" He finally gave attention to the tall, angry Sasquash who happened to rudely interview you.

"News spread so fast, Rosalie."

Your loving boyfriend grinned, a mischievous glint in his eyes that made her pride and dignity shatter like fragile chinawares. "What's it like to have teeth down there?"

"Your girlfriend's a bitch," Her ego was wavering yet that didn't stop her from trying to have the last laugh. Rosalie hardly bit the insides of her cheeks, remembering the awful night when the famous Tj Hammond who was out and wasted in his club and miraculously happened to reject her amazing, stunning self.

Oh, did she had a petty little crush on him so that was why she was acting so hostile towards you.

"No," Tj shook his head, a wicked grin threatening to come out and a lot of nasty sentences that could get her to crumble. "You're the bitchest out of all the bitch, Rosalie." He chuckled, his arm retreating from your waist as you saw him took a step forward till he reached her ear, bending down to whisper whatever he needed to.

"Don't come attacking my woman when you're still salty about that night," Tj harshly whispered on her ear, his voice turning an octave lower but definitely more harsh, breath hot and fanning, making her toes curl with want and hunger. "I remembered it so well," He chuckled, a sinister one. "I remembered how you were trying to get in my pants, yet my gay self didn't happen to find you attractive nor worth to fuck for a threesome,"

"Besides, I wouldn't want my dick to get chewed by that dry, loose, wrinkly, smelly twat, Sparks."

And just like that, she huffed and was in the verge of crying her frustrations out once she stomped her foot as she retreated. Making Tj form a wide smile that could make your insides turn a twist. What did he say that made the woman act like a bratty crybaby?

"Thomas," You started, seeing Tj walk back to you, enveloping his arms around your waist, leaning down to give you another peck on the lips but you were quick to maneuver your head, making him chase your lips with his. "Thomas," You repeated more sternly but quietly this time. He looked like he was a little smashed. Was he? you hoped he hadn't sniffed anything that could dissapoint you. "Nobody has the right to talk to you like that," He shockingly spat out in aggravation, looking deep in thought as he gorgeously stared into your eyes.

"What did you say to her?"

He shook his head, licking his lips as he whispered. "Nothing. It's not important, Sugar." His eyes was now trained on your lips, looking like he wanted to devour it all night. You couldn't help but smile. "Are you drunk?"

Your Tj drank in all of your beautiful features. Seeming to be mesmerized by your soul. "No, I'm not. I promise," He took a breather, caressing your cheek with his thumb. "I just love you too much. I can't stand them treating you that way,"

"Now, kiss me." He hastily puckered, dipping his head down for the third time and you were quick to adorably cover his mouth like the conservative person you are. "Tj, we're in the middle of--"

Tj didn't hide the roll of his eyes, showing you how much of a kill joy you were. "Do you think I give a damn?" He spoke against your palms, sounding muffled. "Y/NNNNNN,"

You internally rolled your eyes. He was such a baby. Your big baby. "Fine,"

He kissed your palms, planting a loud kissy sound that made people glance your way, his eyes turning adorable crescent moons once you dropped your palms off his lips. "I love youuuu," Tj puckered for the fourth time before grabbing your face in his hands. Kissing the daylights out of you in the middle of an engagement party. Apparently, it was Dougie and Anne's party yet it seemed like you were both having the engagement.

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XOXO, TATA